#for the evening crowd :)

[grapenehifics]

Chapters: 1/11 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Ahsoka Tano, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Asajj Ventress Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, R2-D2 (Star Wars), CT-7567 | Rex, CC-2224 | Cody, Asajj Ventress, Dooku | Darth Tyranus, Grievous | Qymaen jai Sheelal, Cad Bane, Padmé Amidala, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Yoda (Star Wars), Mace Windu, Clone Force 99 | Bad Batch Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Divergence - Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Canon Divergence - Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008), Pre-Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Eventual Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Canon-Typical Violence, Canonical Character Death, Jedi as Found Family (Star Wars), Padmé Amidala Lives, Asajj Ventress Lives, Clone Troopers Speak Mando'a (Star Wars), Obi-Wan Kenobi Speaks Mando'a, Leaving the Jedi Order (Star Wars), Obi-Wan Kenobi Leaves the Jedi Order, Anakin Skywalker Leaves the Jedi Order, Ahsoka Tano Leaves the Jedi Order, Force Bond (Star Wars), Anakin Skywalker Doesn't Turn to the Dark Side, Anakin Skywalker Doesn't Kill Younglings, Post-Episode: s05e20 The Wrong Jedi, Developing Relationship, Sharing a Bed, Protective Obi-Wan Kenobi, Protective Anakin Skywalker, Protective Ahsoka Tano, Obi-Wan Kenobi Loves Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker Loves Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda's Disaster Lineage (Star Wars), Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Fix-It, Flashbacks, Order 66 Happened Differently (Star Wars) Series: Part 1 of Can't Stop the Suns Summary:

"The world has just changed so rapidly, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but...how can we have the slightest idea what to expect?" -Jurassic Park

"The plan? I thought that was obvious. We're taking Serenno."

Anakin made a noise that sounded distinctly like a 'whoop'. "We're going after Count Dooku, boys!" Obi-Wan heard him say to the men on his transport, to a chorus of cheers. "I love today!" he told Obi-Wan again. Obi-Wan just chuckled and hung up on him.

Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka conduct a little experiment in chaos theory - and end up sowing a lot of actual chaos in the process.

Story starts during The Wrong Jedi, and revisits most of the events of Revenge of the Sith. Ahsoka still leaves the Jedi Order, but this time, Anakin and Obi-Wan go with her. Together, they change the course not only of the galaxy, but their own destinies, as well.

[eregyrn-falls]

Because remember:

AND OF COURSE:

Tweet link. (Beware: this video of the book has flashing lights and glitching graphics.)

Link to tweet.

Link to Books.disney.com

Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.

The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.

Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.

Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.

Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .

Released: July 23rd, 2024

Pages: 208

ISBN1368092209

9781368092203

Age Range: Adult

Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!

This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!

This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.

And just to round things off:

Link to tweet.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building

That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[uas-art]

He's his father's son alright 💙

"You Horny Bastard" is exactly what I said when Kallamar came up and gave me this quest yesterday.

This Trebre btw

He's Yarlen's kid.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[zeestarfishalien]

Ya know Danny could absolutely get away with doing homework on the watchtower bc ghosts would absolutely go for a school called Casper High School in the ghost zone. I imagine it going a little like this.

Some Leaguer: "What the...are you doing homework?"

Danny: *not really listening* "Uh, yeah, of course."

Leaguer: "but you're, y'know..."

Danny: *panicking internally but committing to the bit* "Ghosts have schools too."

L: "Okay yeah. Sorry, that was insensitive of me."

D: "It's okay."

Also the idea of someone finding a piece of paper like a form for school gets left behind and they immediately know it's for Danny because Casper High School? That's a ghost school if they ever heard one.

[axoqiii]

🐦‍⬛ crow

[lupinedreaming]

Saw this on Bluesky. I feel like I should share it here

[artby-mld]

Sunkissed ☀️💗

I can’t get over how cute these two are honestly

Better quality photo on my twitter! (@/artbymld)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji goes to Lotus Pier (No relation to the AU of the same name)

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[twelvemonkeyswere]

you want to be loved and liked for who you are. when you feel like you aren't lovable or likeable, the instinct is to pretend you're someone or something you're not, to be loved and liked. but this is counterproductive. you gotta be and look as much as yourself as you can. that means the people who end up hovering around you and stay are those who like and love you for who you really are. it might be scary, but it's worth it. I promise.

[aithusarosekiller]

Starchaser where James is the snobby popular guy who could date anyone he wanted bc everyone trails after him all the time

People are expecting him to go for someone like Emmeline (most popular girl in the school) or Lily (an actual genius obviously) or maybe just mess around with as many people as possible just because he can and there would be nearly no repercussions

So when Sirius finds out that he is dating Regulus- who'd always had trouble with social cues, especially when so many people expected him to be a perfect pureblodo son, and was always a bit mean and proud when he was talking to people because he was never taught otherwise, and didn't really stick out at school because he was a bit more of a recluse than many other Slytherin purebloods and was 'very good' at school but not a Barty, Severus, or Lily level genius- he can't help but be so happy

Because despite James having so many people he could date, he fell for the one person everybody else would be disappointed about when they heard. And Sirius KNOWS it was NEVER a matter of James pulling out the name of an adoring fan from a hat. He knew he'd have had to connect to Regulus, see past the bitter cruelty of his mask, break down his walls, and earn his trust unwaveringly before he was able to ask him out

He knew that his best friend had settled for who he wanted instead of who everybody else wanted him to want, and he knew that his brother got to know what true care and understanding felt like from somebody who had so much to give

[uas-art]

Image ID:

A digital comic with 4 panels.

In panel one, Bishop Narinder leans down to a younger Bishop Heket. She has a wound on her arm. She says: I can't believe I let that whimper get a swipe on me. Narinder replies, "It is a shallow enough wound. Give it a good licking and it will heal fine." off panel, Kallamar yells, "do not listen to him!"

In panel 2, Kallamar grabs Heket. He snapped to an annoyed Narinder, "Stop instilling YOUR bad habits on to our sister. SHE won't bounce back from a fatal infection like y--"

Narinder grabbed Kallamars arm and licks a wound on it while Kallamar screeches, "EWWWWWWW!" and drops heket

Panel 4 has Kallamar holding his arm to his chest, glaring, as Narinder sticks his tongue out. A speech bubble with Heket's spiral eyed face points down

Narinder says "Ugh! Yuck! Why is ur blood so bitter!"

Kallamar replies "Oh does the blood of THE PLAGUE GOD make you nauseous? You disgust me..."

New HC, the crowns effect the taste of a god's blood after being exposed to their power for a long enough time.

Kallamar's blood tastes like bitter medicine.

Shamura's tastes way more metallic than it ought to.

Narinder's tastes of decay and stagnant water.

Heket's blood is like rotted vegetables.

And Leshy's is... Well, you know those packs of jelly beans with a mix of good flavors and gross ones like stinky socks and toilet water? Something like that and it changes every day.

[technically-human]

Misunderstandings part 1/3

This is what happens when you don't talk to each other, boys.

@i-am-as-normal-as-you-are commissioned this one, and as you can see, it will have three parts, so go thank Haunted if you like it!