#for that one day?
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ajarofpickledtears · 7 months ago
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omg just remembered the (probably not really that) funny moment when we were at my dad's gf's for easter and we were talking about a roller coaster in a theme park that my dad really wants to go on
my sister, mum, and I had actually been (along with mum's partner) and i had to sit/lie down after going on said roller coaster bc it somehow really got to me
and mum was like "what roller coaster? i dont remember that. the only one i know is [second newest one that has existed for a couple years now]."
like yeah guess what maybe if you hadnt been drinking on the day we went, one day after my birthday because visiting the theme park had been my gift, you would remember!
but anyway hard luck, i think she realised and knew exactly why she couldnt remember and i only felt slightly bitter realising that she probably couldnt remember much of the rest of the day either then
and this was like the first ride we went on
so
i mean the day was nice and all, even if she cant remember it all :))
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cunning-and-cool · 2 months ago
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
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bookwyrminspiration · 9 months ago
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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arnab-factory · 4 months ago
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Fascinated by this phenomenon
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woolieshubris · 5 months ago
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tumblr simulator
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vaindumbass · 5 months ago
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love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????
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northern-passage · 2 months ago
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we go through this every hurricane season but the way people will find any excuse to point the finger at the victims of natural disasters and say cruel shit like "fuck around and find out" like it's not horrifying having to leave behind your home and all your belongings and potentially your pets with the full knowledge that there might not be anything to come back to after... ignoring that there are people that don't have a car or the money to evacuate, ignoring disabled people who have no way to get out, ignoring people that can't find places for their pets to shelter, ignoring people that have medical equipment that can't be moved or replaced, etc... and even if someone stays behind solely because they want to, they still don't deserve to suffer.
as someone who worked extensively in disaster response previously, it is not easy to "just" evacuate, and the relief that comes afterwards is intentionally difficult to obtain. and already the forces that be are trying to spin this narrative that the victims are at fault, to put the blame on them so that if (probably when) people are forced to resort to looting (because the aid never comes) everyone will nod and agree that they're all bad people and deserved it... rather than acknowledging the fact that there was no attempt to make the evacuation accessible and safe for everyone, no guarantee that aid will be waiting for them when they return to a home that has been swept away... no empathy for the fact that these people's entire lives are potentially destroyed with no safety net to catch them.
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darlingofdots · 3 months ago
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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home
they're expected back this upcoming weekend
I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things
I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house
I am very excited for my parents to be back
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gayforcarstairsgirls · 1 year ago
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mewvore · 11 months ago
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thegodoffortune · 5 months ago
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from 8 months ago
animated by mee :)) watch the full thing heree
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months ago
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I can behave normally around books
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hotcinnamonsunset · 4 months ago
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The Tiger (from the poem by Nael, age 6)🐅
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raskolnikovslawyer · 1 year ago
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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes
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wellfine · 6 months ago
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Au fucking revoir Mister Prince
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