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Once summer/any kind of warm weather is over for real I definitely have to do some kind of regular fitness workout again....
#i think i last used my exercise bike around the time of the last uk general election...oops#for people who use this weird measure of time called years: this was in 2019#(pointless observation but back then my hair was still long enough to put it in a ponytail during sports lol...good old times)#random stuff
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anyway i came here because i had the spark on to write something for my thesis but then that spark died
anyway did you know we are living in global obesity pandemic (source: articles and statistics i read like a year ago) and that obesity rate is growing in almost every country there is, it's not the 1st world country problem anymore (source: there was this WHO statistics sheet i think). this honestly calls for concerns in how society is operating, not the individuals (source: my own mind figured it out), because, like, if it is affecting so many people, it smells like systemic issue, ya'know?
and since the abundance of food we have now is historically recent event (Paoli et al. 2019), we could just say. Hey! It's because there is so much food that we are fat now! We are all like cats and dogs with an owner who always fills the bowl with food when it's empty.
And honestly, yeah, that would be an actual hot take that's probably it.
But for god's sake, I have some faith in humans. I think it is an issue that could be solved. It don't think it's the stupidity of people that is to blame. I hope.
I think, if we modified our lifestyle, we could get some better results. And by our lifestyle I mean politically. On a large level.
What are the characteristics of a modern human? A modern human is busy as hell, I don't think I have to look up source on this. I just believe it's true.
No I can't. that's against scientific method.
Yeah, well, if we take working hours, that's a big fat lie. If we look at the time period of like 2 centuries. I'm too tired to look up sources on history before that. If I recall correctly, the 19th century was, like, the start of this whole boom in the whole work week stuff (source: middle school history lessons), and of course our life is better now than it was when the average guy was breathing deadly fumes to feed his family.
Besides, are working hours really the measure on how busy a human can get? Don't you think our lives have become overly fast? There is so much going on in one day, thanks for the advances in technology. And it's a good thing, but it's a lot! Don't you think?
Anyway, regarding our society, sleep is weird with us too. It is quite possible that people did not sleep the same way we do (Source: an article I read like 5 years ago where the author mentioned literature work. was it Charles Dickens? who mentioned two sleeps of night. like you go to sleep for about 5 hours and then wake up, do something, and then go asleep for 5 hours more. or 4.).
And besides, our sleep is all messed up. Who is getting enough sleep nowadays?
ugh
anyway. i am tired of making my point (i want to go to sleep and i won't finish this).
but my suggestion for better health is to let highschool kids sleep in the mornings, like make the shool start at 10am earliest, move their extra-curriculars in the mornings so they get up earlier in some days, but not all. let the kids sleep. moreover, make a shift towards promoting lunch as the main social meal, not dinner. forget dinner. and. slow the society down a bit. don't make something new for the sake of something new. please. im begging. you just have to wait for my thesis process to finish to see if my statements have some value.
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Americaâs Foreign Vacations Tell Us Something About the U.S. Economy
Forget Emily. These days, a whole flood of Americans are in Paris.People spent 2020 and 2021 either cooped up at home or traveling sparingly and mostly within the continental U.S. But after Covid travel restrictions were lifted for international trips last summer, Americans are again headed overseas.While domestic leisure travel shows signs of calming â people are still vacationing in big numbers, but prices for hotels and flights are moderating as demand proves strong but not insatiable â foreign trips are snapping back with a vengeance. Americans are boarding planes and cruise ships to flock to Europe in particular, based on early data.According to estimates from AAA, international travel bookings for 2023 were up 40 percent from 2022 through May. That is still down about 2 percent from 2019, but itâs a hefty surge at a time when some travelers are being held back by long passport processing delays amid record-high applications. Tour and cruise bookings are expected to eclipse prepandemic highs, with especially strong demand for vacations to major European cities.Paris, for example, experienced a huge jump in North American tourists last year compared with 2021, according to the cityâs tourism bureau. Planned air arrivals for July and August of this year climbed by another 14.4 percent â to nearly 5 percent above the 2019 level.âThis year is just completely crazy,â said Steeve Calvo, a Parisian tour guide and sommelier whose company â The Americans in Paris â has been churning out visits to Normandy and French wine regions. He attributes some of the jump to a rebound from the pandemic and some to television shows and social media.ââEmily in Parisâ: I never saw so many people in Paris with red berets,â he said, noting that the signature chapeau of the popular Netflix showâs heroine started to pop up on tourists last year. Other newcomers are eager to take coveted photos for their Instagram pages.âIn Versailles, the Hall of Mirrors, I call it the Hall of Selfie,â Mr. Calvo said, referring to a famous room in the palace.Robust travel booking numbers and anecdotes from tour guides align with what companies say they are experiencing: From airlines to American Express, corporate executives are reporting a lasting demand for flights and vacations.âThe constructive industry backdrop is unlike anything that any of us have ever seen,â Ed Bastian, the chief executive officer at Delta Air Lines, said during a June 27 investor day. âTravel is going gangbusters, but itâs going to continue to go gangbusters because we still have an enormous amount of demand waiting.âTransportation Security Administration data shows that the daily average number of passengers who passed through U.S. airport checkpoints in June 2023 was 2.6 million, 0.5 percent above the June 2019 level, based on an analysis by Omair Sharif at Inflation Insights.And in many foreign airports, the burst of American vacationers is palpable: Customs lines are packed with U.S. tourists, from Parisâs Charles de Gaulle to Londonâs Heathrow. The latter saw 8 percent more traffic from North America in June 2023 than in June 2019, based on airport data.In a weird way, the rebound in foreign travel may be taking some pressure off U.S. inflation.International flight prices, while surging for some routes, are not a big part of the U.S. Consumer Price Index, which is dominated by domestic flight prices. In fact, airfares in the inflation measure dropped sharply in June from the previous month and are down nearly 19 percent from a year ago.That is partly because fuel is cheaper and partly because airlines are getting more planes into the sky. Many pilots and air traffic controllers had been laid off or had retired, so companies struggled to keep up when demand started to recover after the initial pandemic slump, pushing prices sharply higher in 2022.âWe just didnât have enough seats to go around last year,â Mr. Sharif said, explaining that while personnel issues persist, so far this year the supply situation has been better. âPlanes are still totally packed, but there are more planes.âAnd as people flock abroad, it is sapping some demand from hotels and tourist attractions in the United States. International tourists have yet to return to the United States in full force, so they are not entirely offsetting the wave of Americans headed overseas.Domestic travel is hardly in a free fall â July 4 weekend travel probably set new records, per AAA â but tourists are no longer so insatiable that hotels can keep raising room rates indefinitely. Prices for lodging away from home in the U.S. climbed by 4.5 percent in the year through June, which is far slower than the 25 percent annual increases hotel rooms were posting last spring. There is even elbow room at Disney World.Even if it isnât inflationary, the jump in foreign travel does highlight something about the U.S. economy: Itâs hard to keep U.S. consumers down, especially affluent ones.The Fed has been raising interest rates to cool growth since early 2022. Officials have made it more expensive to borrow money in hopes of creating a ripple effect that would cut into demand and force companies to stop lifting prices so much.Consumption has slowed amid that onslaught, but it hasnât tanked. Fed officials have taken note, remarking at their last meeting that consumption had been âstronger than expected,â minutes showed.The resilience comes as many households remain in solid financial shape. People who travel internationally skew wealthier, and many are benefiting from a rising stock market and still-high home prices that are beginning to prove surprisingly immune to interest rate moves.Those who do not have big stock or real estate holdings are experiencing a strong job market, and some are still holding onto extra savings built up during the pandemic. And it is not just vacation destinations feeling the momentum: Consumers are still spending on a range of other services.âThereâs this last blowoff of spending,â said Kathy Bostjancic, chief economist for the insurance company Nationwide Mutual.It could be that consumer resilience will help the U.S. economy avoid a recession as the Fed fights inflation. As has been the case at American hotels, demand that stabilizes without plummeting could allow for a slow and steady moderation of price increases.But if consumers remain so ravenous that companies find they can still charge more, it could prolong inflation. Thatâs why the Fed is keeping a close eye on spending.Ms. Bostjancic thinks consumers will pull back starting this fall. They are drawing down their savings, the labor market is cooling, and it may simply take time for the Fedâs rate increases to have their full effect. But when it comes to many types of travel, there is no end in sight yet.âDespite economic headwinds, weâre seeing very strong demand for summer leisure travel,â said Mike Daher, who leads the U.S. Transportation, Hospitality & Services practice at the consulting firm Deloitte.Mr. Daher attributes that to three driving forces. People missed trips. Social media is luring many to new places. And the advent of remote work is allowing professionals â âwhat we call the laptop luggers,â per Mr. Daher â to stretch out vacations by working a few days from the beach or the mountains. Mr. Calvo, the tour guide, is riding the wave, taking Americans on tours that showcase Parisâs shared history with France and driving them in minivan tours to Champagne. âI have no clue if itâs going to last,â he said. Source link Read the full article
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Secrets of the Deltarune
Okay so I was taking a closer look at the Deltarune and I started to notice some really weird things. Itâs a symbol for the Kingdom of Monsters, right? Wrong. Gerson tells us âThat's the Delta Rune, the emblem of our kingdom.The Kingdom...Of Monsters.â Okay so its the same thing, right? Nope. I looked up emblem and its distinction from Symbol. A Symbol represents an idea, a process, or a physical entity. While an Emblem is often an abstract that represents a concept like a moral truth or an allegory. And when it is used for a person, it is usually a King, a saint, or even a deity. An emblem crystallizes in concrete, visual terms some abstraction: a deity, a tribe or nation, or a virtue or vice and can be worn as an identifier if worn as say a patch or on clothing or armor or carried on a flag or banner or shield. So what does it matter? Well Gerson even tells us why. âThat emblem actually predates written history.The original meaning has been lost to time...â Hold up. Predates written history? The beginning of written history is approximately 5500 years ago. Somewhere around 3400 B.C.E. Thats a long time. And the prophecy that goes with the symbol talks about the Underground going empty, so it can only really be as old as The War Between Humans and Monsters. But...when was that? The game doesnât tell us the exact dates. Well we have a couple clues. At the beginning of the game we have a little cut-scene of the war and then a bit where we see a human going up the mountain only to fall down into the Underground. Most players assume that this is you, beginning your adventure. Except its not. Later in the game, when you SAVE Asriel in the True Pacifist Route, weâre shown another cutscene with the exact same human figure in EXACTLY the same position, being helped by a very young Asriel and the silhouette of Toriel. Itâs Chara, not Frisk. So our date of 201X (2010-2019) takes place long before Frisk even arrives. We donât know how long before. That really doesnât help with when they were first thrown down there though. So I took a look at the images before that, of the war. The first image shows a human who is very different from the later pictures. Both the make of the spear and the animal hide-like clothing suggest that itâs probably stone age. The text tells us a very general âLong Agoâwhen describing how both races ruled the earth together. In the next two images weâre shown the actual war. The crowd of humans have various things like torches and spears. Those diamond type spears are very similar to Roman Pilums. The Human figure with a sword was interesting though. He bore a mantle (cape or cloak) and is sporting a sword. Though thereâs not much detail, we can still identify the general time period of the sword. The size isnât big enough for a proper claymore or longsword, or even a hand and half sword. Since our figure appears to be moving forward, and we can guess that itâs not in a friendly manner given the context, yet still holding the sword in one hand instead of two, itâs probably a one handed broadsword. It also has a cruciform hilt (cross-shaped) that is slightly curved. The blade is quite wide with what appears to be straight edges (based on two images with limited detail). And it has a very narrow Ricasso, an unsharpened length of blade just above the guard or handle. Ricassos were used all throughout history, but theyâre pretty notable for the Early Medieval Period in Europe. And the rest of the sword (blade type, length, crossguard, and method of use) is very reminiscent of a Medieval Knightly Arming Sword, the prominent type of sword in that period from the 10th to 13th centuries. So I had to take a closer look at my spears. Turns out, they actually more closely resemble a medieval cavalry lance or javelin. And many Javelins have their root in the style of the Roman Pilums, including the sometimes diamond shaped tips. The sword and mantle of the figure suggest heavily heâs a knight, and backed up by the spear carriers we can guess that its the Early Medieval Period, possibly the beginning of the Romanesque Period. So that would place us all roughly a thousand and at least ten years before Chara fell into the Underground in 201X. Asgore was certainly alive back then. In the Genocide Route Gerson says âLong ago, ASGORE and I agreed that escaping would be pointless...Since once we left, humans would just kill us.â and in the Post-Pacifist when you go back to talk to everyone heâll say this when talking about Undyne âI used to be a hero myself, back in the old days. Gerson, the Hammer of Justice.â He even talks about how Undyne would follow him around when he was beating up bad guys, and try to help, by enthusiastically attacking people at random such as the mailman. This tells us that Gerson and Asgore are as old as the original war and both had been part of the battle. And both lived long enough to survive till now. Gerson is quite old looking, while Asgore is not. He explains this by saying that Boss Monsters donât age unless they have children and then they age as their children grow, otherwise theyâll be the same age forever. But Undyne doesnât appear to be old. And I started to wonder how long normal monsters lived in comparison to Boss Monsters. A long time for sure. From the Undertale 5th Anniversary Alarm Clock Dialogue we can learn that Asgore once knew a character called Rudy (who also appears in the Deltarune Game), who he met at Hotland University and appeared to be generally the same age as Asgore. Since it takes place in Hotland we know that it was already when they were underground, Asgore was King and was already doing his Santa Clause thing, and that Asgore was trying to find ways to occupy his time aside from actually Ruling. In the dialogue he tells us that Rudy began to look older than him. âI was there for it all. His Youth, his Marriage, his Fatherhood. Then, suddenly, one day... he fell down. ... Rudy... I... was never able to show you the sun.â Monsters can live a long time. But Boss Monsters, as long as they donât have a child, can live nearly forever as long as they arenât killed. Based on that, Undyne is probably quite young and Gerson is incredibly old even for a Monster, and yet only recently heâs stopped charging around fighting bad guys. Since Undyne was with him, those bad guys were in the Underground, and his distinction of her attacking not so bad folk like the mailman, means that he was probably in an official capacity to fight crime, such as a guardsman, or maybe captain of the royal guard. So. Even though thereâs plenty of time for a prophecy to spring up naturally. We have a number of Monsters who have actually lived that long that would be more than happy to correct mistakes and assumptions. Gerson is quite elderly and is a tad forgetful, but he still knows much. Characters such as Toriel and Asgore are still hale and hearty, and both had witnessed so much. Though we know very little about the character, Elder Puzzler is also implied to be quite aged and knows a great deal about the âPuzzling Rootsâ of Monster History. Youâre probably wondering what all of this is leading to. Well with these characters in place to maintain knowledge of history in the populace, then we have an Underground which created a prophecy AFTER it was trapped there, which leads me to conclude that when the prophecy was created, it must have been referencing something older than the War of Monsters and Humans.
âThe original meaning has been lost to time... All we know is that the triangles symbolize us monsters below, and the winged circle above symbolizes... Somethin' else. Most people say it's the 'angel,' from the prophecy...â âAngelâ. This is when we hear about the angel. We see the Deltarune on Torielâs clothing and on the Ruins door. As well as behind Gerson himself. The thing he mentions clearly has wings of some kind. Surrounding a ball (note to self: Look into possible connection between mythical ball artifact from the piano room and the Deltarune Emblem). It looks a little like the fairy from the Zelda series. Those âtrianglesâ are the greek letter Delta. That letter has a lot of connections and meanings to it. A river delta is shaped like the letter which is how it got its name. There are a number of maths and science connections. But the two connections youâd be interested in are that a Delta chord is another name for a Major Seventh Chord in music. The soundtrack of Undertale uses these chords to do fantastic things with the tone and aesthetic of its leitmotifs, changing them from a happy or hopeful tune, to a dark and despairing one without actually changing the melody. And in a subfield of Set Theory, a branch of mathematics and philosophical logic, it is used to calculate and examines the conditions under which one or the other player of a game has a winning strategy, and the consequences of the existence of such strategies. The games studied in set theory are usually GaleâStewart gamesâtwo-player games of perfect information (each player, when making any decision, is perfectly informed of all the events that have previously occurred, including the "initialization event" of the game (e.g. the starting hands of each player in a card game)) in which the players make an infinite sequence of moves and there are no draws. But why is one of them turned upside down? I started looking things up again. Turns out there is such a symbol. The Nabla symbol is the Greek Letter Delta only inverted so that it appears upside down. Its name comes from the Phoenician harp shape, though its also called the âDelâ. A musical connection is exactly what Toby would do. But its main use is in mathematics, where it is a mathematical notation to represent three different operators which make equations infinitely easier to write. These equations are all concerned with what is called Physical Mathematics. That is... Mathematics that calculate and have to do with measuring the physical world. Why is that relevant? Well the difference between humans and monsters is that humans have physical bodies while monsters are made primarily of magic. Well I also discovered that the Delta symbol for the ancient Greeks was sometimes used to as an abbreviation for the word ΎÏÏη , which meant the West in the compass points. West, westerly, sunset, twilight, nightfall, dusk, darkness, decline, end of a day. All this symbolism for a couple of triangles. Thereâs entire books devoted to them. And he calls the whole symbol, deltas and angel alike, the Delta RUNE. Whats a rune? Well a rune is a letter, but specifically a letter from the writing of one of the Germanic Languages before the adoption of the Latin alphabet. Interestingly... the Greek Letter Delta does NOT qualify as a Rune. In any stretch of the word. I searched for hours. What I DID find was the etymological origins of the word Rune. It comes from a Proto-Germanic word ârĆ«nĆâ which means something along the lines of âwhisper, mystery, secret, secret conversation, letterâ. Interesting. So since its paired up with the Delta... it could be taken to mean âThe Secret of the Deltaâ or âThe Deltaâs Secretâ. If we make a few assumptions we might even get something like âThe Secret of the Westâ or âThe Mystery of the Twilightâ or numerous other variations that have different connotations. Itâs conjecture, certainly, and possibly a few stretches. But it is certainly there to think about. My thoughts centered around the positioning of the letters. The idea that the one facing up represented Humanity, and the two ordinary Deltas were Monsters. With the Angel above them all. Or rather, SOMETHING above them all. We have no proof that the idea of an Angel existed before the Undergroundâs prophecy. I like to think it did because usually that sort of thing draws on previously existing beliefs and ideas. For all we know the symbol could represent an abstract idea that governed both monsters and humans. Like âKill or be killedâ or âDo unto others as you would have others do unto youâ or other basic idiomatic ideologies of that sort. Other than the realization that the Deltarune is older than the prophecy and the Underground, I didnât have a concrete idea of what the Emblem actually means. Just a lot of theories and connective ideas. But thereâs certainly a lot to be found. I donât really know how much thought Toby actually put into this, but heâs quite well known for secrets within secrets. So its possible he knew all this going in. If heâs anything like me, and I am notorious for writing this sort of twisting references within references within references into my stories, then heâs probably at least aware of an existing connection. Its quite probably that the Deltarune is exactly what Gerson tells us. An emblematic set of symbols that is used to represent the continuing Kingdom of Monsters and has been since before written history. But as he says... its so old that it might have had a different meaning originally, whatever idea the Monsters wanted to remember, wanted to uphold enough to use it for their royal family and their kingdom, a reminder. Of something, or someone.
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holidays with tom [tom holland]
PAIRING: tom holland x female!readerÂ
SUMMARY: life isnât exactly back to normal. with another lockdown in place and the holiday season is vastly approaching, you and tom are stuck in quarantine with each other the problem? there was supposed to be at least 5 of you in that house and tom is the last person you want to be with. shouldnât be too bad right?Â
WARNINGS: in no particular order swearingâerr foul language lmao, sexual innuendos, things get heated but not that much??? exuding sexual tension but also fluff??? alcohol consumption, a series of bad decisions??? idk writing this made me experience the 5 stages of grief tbh lmao itâs not that bad I promise lmao
WORD COUNT: 6.9k!Â
A/N: hello and happy new year! I was supposed to post this during Christmas Day but guess who got into a writing rutâyet again. I didnât want to abandon this because I actually had fun writing it. I hope you all had a festive and safe holiday. I know things have been hard but I still hope you guys enjoyed the holiday.Â
2020 has finally came to an end and weâre all ending it the same way when the pandemic startedâstaying at home, hopefully following the appropriate health measures. I can only hope that 2021 is a brighter and hopeful year for all of us.
stay safe, sending u all my love.Â
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Two hours. Itâs been two hours since you found out that you were going to spend your holidays alone. You were aware that you werenât going to spend your holidays with your family as you normally would, embracing the fact that working in a different country whilst in the middle of a pandemic was going to be challenging.Â
Working in the film industry, constantly visiting sets while still living in a pandemic means that you threw away your chances of being home for the holidays. However, you werenât entirely the only one who shares a similar struggle.Â
âWe should still do something for Christmas, you know,â Tom muttered as he watched you lay down on the sofa, your head is supported by the armrest.Â
Seeâit shouldâve been you, Ophelia, Alex, William, and Tom in that AirBnB, not just you and Tom.
The five of you reside abroad, however, you all had to fly to Los Angeles for work. You all collectively knew that it would be irresponsible to fly home for the holidays and it wouldnât make any sense as you would all fly back for work anyway.Â
The five of you had a brilliant idea of renting an AirBnB for the holidays since you were all in each otherâs personal and work bubble anyway. Obviously, the three of them bailed as theyâve decided to stay with their partners instead, leaving you and Tom aloneâwhich is the last thing youâve wanted.Â
âThereâs just us two, Tom,â You replied as you sent a lengthy text to Ophelia, telling and reminding them about what happened between you and Tom.  âIâm not entirely sure if itâs worth anything if we did plan on doing something remotely festive.âÂ
There are four more days till Christmas and if you were being honest, the last time you felt festive was on the 18th of December...of 2019.Â
âSurely thereâs something we can do, right?â Tomâs optimism still shined beneath him. âThis year has already been shitty enough, we donât need to feed more into that.âÂ
The three dots bubble immediately popped up on your message thread with Ophelia as soon as you sent your passive-aggressive rant. Your focus was now on your phone.Â
Suddenly, Tomâs face appeared on top of yoursâhis face was definitely close enough that itâs not CDC approved. He was standing on side of the sofa, both of his palms planted against the armrest as he loomed over you.Â
âWhat do you and your family do during Christmas?â He dared to ask as if he wasnât towering over you.
Your eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. âUhâgive each other personal space?â You answered out of sheer reflex. You always had a problem with keeping your mouth shut, especially when it sounds rude to other people. In your defence, being unable to do so has helped you put people back in place.Â
To be fair, you were used to people standing at least 6 ft away from you ever since the pandemic started.Â
Tomâs cheeks went bright red. ââm sorry,â He apologized, giving you a shy smile and scratched the back of his neck. You muttered a quick apology too, for acting so rashly.Â
You rose from your position and sat upright instead. âWell, we never do anything special during Christmas,â You said as you threw your hair into a bun. âWe usually just go to the movies on Christmas Day because thatâs the only thing you can do back when life was normal.âÂ
Tom nodded understandingly as if he was taking this into account. Now you were curious.Â
âDo you guys do anything special for Christmas?â You asked him.Â
âWell, on Christmas Day, we would usually just lounge around the house and use it as a chance for me and my family to catch up,â Tom replied. âHowever, on Christmas Eve, my mum always made sure my brothers and I would have this scavenger hunt to look for our giftsâItâs really fun, actually.â Tom smiled sadly.Â
You could easily see how Tom was genuinely broken about not being able to be around his family over the holidays. Heckâhe really just misses his family. But who wouldnât? Britney Spears didnât sing the line âmy loneliness is killing meâ for nothing.Â
âIâm sorry,â was all you could say. Aside from biting your tongue, being able to easily comfort people was one of your weaknesses too.Â
âOh, thereâs nothing to be sorry about, darling.â Tom quickly dismissed the genuine heartbreak he was trying to hide. âWeâre all making sacrifices and we chose to be responsible for the benefit of other people.âÂ
âYeah, I know.â You said softly. âWeâll just try our best to make something out of this holiday season. I meanâwe have to or else weâll welcome 2021 with a fresh face of misery.âÂ
âIâm sorry!â Ophelia pouted at the screen as they mindlessly walked around their partnerâs place, something that most people do when theyâre on the phone with someone. âI genuinely forgot about what happened between you and Tom.âÂ
âWell, Ollie, it seems like you werenât the only one.â You replied, adjusting your glasses. Tom seems to be genuinely fine around you, no awkward tensions or anything. If anything, itâs just you who feels weird around him. âBut I guess thatâs a good thing right?âÂ
Ophelia forced a smile but they couldnât, for the life of them, say anything about it.Â
âOh my god,â You sighed âSeriously, Ollie?âÂ
âItâs justâhow could he forget?! You were literally on top of him as I recall and that very much left a permanent image on my mind. IâYou know, I really tried my best to forget that ever existing in my mind. So really, if anything, itâs your fault.â Ophelia rambled on.Â
âIâI wasnât on top of him. Thatâs absurd! I was merely pressed against himâ You said defensively, in which Ophelia just laughed atrociously. âWhy am I friends with you again?!â You asked rhetorically, bewildered by the fact that you two lasted this long.Â
âFirst of all, that is a hate crime. Second, Iâm coolâlike everyone wants to be my friend and you should be glad that I gave you the privilege to be even on a nickname basis as me.âÂ
You rolled your eyes at them. Despite the never-ending banter, you were grateful to have Ophelia as your friend.Â
âBut seriously, Y/N,â Ophelia said, âYou can always just stay with me and Ericka. Sheâll be glad to have you over for the holidays.â
âOllie, as much as I love spending time with you twoâI canât stand being a third-wheel, especially when it comes to the both of you. You two are inseparable when youâre together.â You replied. âI appreciate the offer though.â You smiled at her.Â
âIâm just sayingââ Ophelia replied, shrugging her shoulder. âUnless you and Tom really want to have the house by yourselves.â They sang teasingly.
âOphelia!â You gasped.Â
âWhat?â They feigned innocence. âI gave you an option to stay with us! Plus, I know Alex and Will are wouldâve asked you to stay with them if they had any idea what happened between you two.âÂ
âI canât leave him!â You started to whisper âTom seems genuinely bummed being here. I canât just do that to him.âÂ
Itâs as if a light came on inside them. Ophelia started to smirk and you recognized that smirk from anywhere. For christâs sake, their eyes twinkled like Christmas lights. It drove you nuts. âI fucking knew it.âÂ
âWhat?âÂ
âYou like him donât you?!â They teased, but all you could do was blush.Â
âI do not!â You denied it as you could still feel the burning heat emitting from your cheeks.Â
âHis tongue is that good huh?â Ophelia decided to pry even further. They clearly find enjoyment as you squirmed your way out of this conversation.Â
âBitch, I am ending this call.â That was all you could say. Even if you did find a smart retort, it was no use, especially with Ophelia. They can see right through you and thereâs no point in trying to hide it.Â
âHonestly, Y/N, weâre living through a pandemic. If thereâs any time to make any rash decisions, itâs now. Go get that dick, bihââÂ
You drowned out whatever Ophelia was trying to say with your goodbyes and proceeded to end the call. The one time you asked your friend to be serious and they come up with this.Â
Soâwhat really happened with you and Tom?Â
It was two years ago. You were at a party that you didnât even plan on attending. However, you were dragged by Ophelia and their partner, Erickaâyour new friends in the area. You couldnât say no to them, they were your first friend in LA!Â
You thought about it though, saying no. But when you got a message from your friend back in Canada sending a photo of your boyfriend ex-boyfriend (the same guy who had ghosted you ever since you moved to LA), swapping spits with another girl, you suddenly had the strong urge to drink until you die of alcohol poisoning.
You were burning with anger that you really felt tears pricking your eyes. You were so close to crying or punching someoneâwhichever comes first. Â
One thingâs for sure, though, you werenât going to cry over a man. So what did you do? âOphelia, whereâs the booze?!â You asked your friend whose eyes nearly popped out of their head.Â
Well, you werenât really going to punch a stranger. Though you felt this burning sense of violence, itâd be much more satisfying to punch the living daylights out on your ex.Â
âY/N, honey, are you alright?â That line always puts on the waterworks, no? Â Ophelia was clearly concerned about your newfound thirst for alcohol.Â
You furiously wiped the tears off your face. âUm just found out my boyfriendâer ex-boyfriend, who stopped talking to me as soon as I moved here, is seeing someone else now? I donât know, am I allowed to feel angry when I donât even know if weâre still together as soon I moved? Fuckââ You tried to explain as you wiped every tear that left your eyes.Â
âOhâof course, hon.â Ericka who handed you a drink. You werenât exactly sure what it is, but you knew it has alcohol in it and thatâs all that matters. You gulped the entire thing and you wanted more. âY/N, you need to slow down.â
âAre you sure you want to stay? I mean we can crash at our place, eat take-outs, watch movies and be totally disconnected from the world.â Ophelia suggested, but you shook your head furiously.Â
âNo, IâIâm ok.â You answered âI canât let the both of you be stuck in misery with me. I need this. Iâll get drunk and if I'm up for it, Iâll hook up with someone. Itâs not a healthy coping method but I really want this night to be a series of bad decisions. I donât want to be myself, even just tonight.â
 So thatâs what you did. You were going from one drink to another in record time. Both Ophelia and Ericka kept an eye on you, just in case someone tried to take advantage of your drunken state.Â
You were talking to some guy you met in the kitchen, one thing led to another and next thing you knew, you were making out with this dude in someoneâs bathroom. Ophelia and Ericka were drunk enough to pester the guy you were making out with but not drunkÂ
As you were propped on top of the sink and your legs wrapped around his waist, you felt every bit of his lips explore the side of your neck as his hands explored every inch of your body. With his hand under your shirt and his fingers tracing every part of your skin, it just reminded you of how lonely you were.Â
Here you were, a thousand miles away from home, all alone just so you could do the one thing you really love. Your family would sometimes call to check up on you but it just wasnât the same. Your ex tried to guilt you into staying in Canada, but you couldnât do that. You love what you do and you love yourself too.Â
You were willing to risk everything, even if happiness came at a price.Â
Now you were crying, and the guy you were making out with definitely noticed.Â
âIâm sorry, am I making you uncomfortable?â He asked as he pulled down your shirt.Â
âNoâno, Iâm justââ You tried to calm yourself down. âIâm not sure if I want to do this anymore.âÂ
âThatâs alright,â He mumbled wiping the tears off your face. âDo you want to talk about it? You seem rattled.âÂ
âItâs just Iâm so tired of pretending everything is alrightâthat Iâm okay being alone, that I donât need anyone. But itâs just so hard because Iâmââ You sobbed âIâm so fucking lonely. Iâm so tired of being alone.âÂ
The guy tucked the stray piece of hair behind your ears as he carefully wiped your tears with his thumb. He was just silent as he listened to you sob.Â
âIâm sorry, I know you definitely didnât come to this party to watch a complete stranger cry over something stupid.â You couldnât even look him in the eye, you were embarrassed as this was the first time you felt really vulnerableâespecially in front of a stranger.Â
âNo, youâre alright.â He tried to console you âI think thatâs the beauty in strangers, no? You can act and do whatever you want in front of them because thereâs a slim chance youâll ever see them again.âÂ
You were definitely drunk enough that trying to make sense of who the person was a struggle enough of itself. You tried your best to look at the guy but your vision was getting hazy and you could feel your head thumping that focusing made you feel like you want to crack your head in half.Â
A loud knock on the door caused you two to jump. âIâm coming in,â Ophelia yelled and opened the door. Ophelia looked at the guy for a while, trying to make sense of who he was before their eyes widened. âI remember nowâYouâre Tom Holland.â
Imagine your surprise when you found out that you were going to work with Tom Holland for a while. You tried your best to avoid Tom at work but of course, that didnât work out. He never brought up what happened between you two and you assumed he probably forgot all about it.
You tried to rationalize that he meets a lot of people every day. Surely, one failed hook-up wasnât worth remembering (especially with alcohol involved) and you held on to that.Â
At least thatâs what makes you sleep at night and also one of the reasons why you considered spending the holidays with him. However, you were also expecting your crew friends to stay with you and not just Tom.Â
âY/N, did you like the gift? Itâs from me and Ericka!â Ophelia asked. It was the next day and you two were just chatting on FaceTime. You were sorting out your closet out of sheer boredom. You figured if you were going to stay here for three weeks, the least you could do was sort your clothes out.Â
You stared at the neatly wrapped box that Ophelia and Ericka dropped off earlier this morning. âI havenât opened it yet.â You said as you showed them the box. âI wanna open it till Christmas.âÂ
âOh my god, just open it. Christmas doesnât exist this year, babe.â Ophelia waved their hand, encouraging you to open it.Â
âFine,â You gave in. You opened the box and saw a very lush and well-made lingerie set. âOphelia, what the fuckâ You gasped. You held out the lingerie in front of the camera.Â
âY/N, I definitely outdid myself this time.â Ophelia sighed happily, staring at the screen. âTry it on!â
âOllie, this is gorgeous but when am I ever going to use this?â You asked holding it out on your body and looking at the mirror.Â
âUhâyouâre stuck at home with your failed but also potential hookup,â Ollie suggested, wiggling their eyebrows. âWho knows what might happen?â Â
You rolled your eyes at them. âBold of you assume that something might happen.â
âSomething wonât happen if you donât try that one,â Ophelia said. âCâmon, I wanna see.âÂ
You shook your head and went out of frame in order to strip off your clothes. You tried on the lingerieâitâs a black lace teddy with a very exposing back. IT fit you perfectlyâit accentuated your figure and definitely showed off your boobs. You werenât really fond of showing off your body but you still tried your best to show it to your friend.Â
âWhat do you think?â You asked, stepping back to the frame.Â
âYou look gorgeous, babe!â Ophelia squealed. âI knew I made the right choice with black.âÂ
âI still donât know where I should wear this thoughââ You were stopped mid-sentence when your door swung open.Â
âI know what weâre doing thisâOh shit. Iâm so sorry,â Tom stood there, frozen, his eyes widened and immediately shut the door.Â
You couldnât even say anything. You were frozen in shock.
âWas that Tom?â Ophelia asked from the call, briefly forgetting that you were talking to them through FaceTime.Â
You nodded slowly, unable to talk.
âWhat did he think?â Ophelia asked excitedly.Â
You snapped out of this haze. âOllie,â you groaned. âI think he was mentally scarred.Â
âWhat do you mean scarred? You look great!â Ophelia said, appalled. âIf he doesnât think you look banging in that lingerie then itâs his loss.âÂ
âI gotta go, I need to change.â You said, bidding Ophelia goodbye. âThanks for the gift, Ollie. Tell Ericka thanks too.âÂ
You ended the call and changed into comfier clothes. You couldnât help but wonder how on earth youâre going to face Tom now that heâs seen you practically naked. Well, itâs not like thatâs a new sight. He did see you with your bra on when you were making out in the bathroom that one time. But still!Â
Are you actually going to spend your Christmas in your room?
It was the next day and there are only two more days till Christmas. You spent the entirety of last night in your room after the incident between you and Tom.Â
You were about to make yourself some coffee when you found Tom in the kitchen, making tea for himself. You stood there frozen, wondering if you were going to proceed to the kitchen or just run back to your room since Tom hasnât noticed youâ
âOhâgood morning, Y/N.â So close.Â
You smiled at Tom and said, âGood morning, Tom.âÂ
You grabbed a coffee pod and waited for the Keurig to make your coffee. You leaned back against the counter and fiddled with your phoneâall in the hopes that things move quickly and for this awkward tension to be over.Â
Honestly, why were you so worked up about it? People have seen you in a bikini before and thatâs no different from lingerie. If anything, lingerie is itchier and has lace. You should be able to feel confident in your own body and you shouldnât have to mind what other people think of it. Itâs yours alone and itâs your opinion that should matterâ
âIâm terribly sorry about last night, Y/N.â Tom apologized, sincerity was written all over his face. âI shouldâve knocked and I just got so bloody excited about what we can do over Christmasâbut thatâs no excuse for what Iâve done. What I did was incredibly intrusive and you deserve a proper apology.â
âTom, Iââ
âI wanted to apologize last nightâover dinnerâbut you didnât come down to eat, so I figured you didnât want to talk. â He rambled on.Â
âTomââÂ
âBut even then I shouldâve asked you to come down and eat dinner because thatâs what any decent human would do! And yet I didnât. GodâIâm just doing one wrong thing after anotherââÂ
âTom, listen to me.âÂ
âHm?â He finally snapped out and looked at you in the eyes.Â
âItâs okay. It was an honest mistake and you sincerely apologized, and for me, thatâs enough.â You smiled softly at him. âSoâwhatâs this thing you planned over Christmas?âÂ
âI was thinking we could do both our family traditions over the next two days. My family and I usually do a roast dinner and open our Christmas stockings on Christmas Eve. Then on the 25th, we can watch movies all day just like you do with your family.â Tom grinned, clearly satisfied with his plan. âWhat do you think?â
âI think itâs a great idea,â You smiled âHowever, I donât think we have any ingredients for a roast dinner and we donât really have Christmas stockings. WellâI donât have any Christmas stockings and stocking stuffers.âÂ
âThatâs true,â Tom mumbled âBut I have to do the food shopping anyway. Weâre running low on food and I couldn't really book one of those online delivery things that most groceries now offer.âÂ
You nodded. âOkay, so I guess I have to get the house sorted then.âÂ
When you two first arrived in this AirBnB a few days ago, it had already been decorated for Christmas. It had a massive tree in the living room decorated with stunning and intricately-themed ornaments. Christmas garlands were wrapped around the stair-bannisters and foliages were placed by the fireplace and the tables.Â
All you really had to do was clean the placeâdo a bit of vacuuming and get things nice and neat for Christmas. It didnât take you too long to do it too. It had only been a couple of minutes since Tom left to do the food shopping and you prayed to the gods that he doesnât get too much attention whilst out.Â
You figured you might as well do some last-minute shopping while Tom was out, so you can grab gifts for him as well. After all, this whole thing was orchestrated by Tom and you donât even have anything to give him for his stockings.Â
You arrived at your AirBnB a tad later than Tom. He was in the kitchen putting things away when he saw you walk through the door.Â
âAh, I was wondering whether I spooked you with my plan,â Tom commented, making you chuckle and roll your eyes.Â
âTrust me, I wouldâve made it very obvious if you did.â You replied, earning a laugh from Tom. âI went out to do my last-minute shopping. Granted, itâs not ideal since weâre still living through a pandemic, but thereâs not actually that many people where I went to considering itâs the Christmas rush.âÂ
You made sure to hide the stuff you bought using the handmade tote bags that a friend gave you for your birthday. No retail bags, no clue. âHow did you survive the groceries? I bet itâs busy out there.âÂ
âYeah, it was.â Tom chuckled, scratching the back of his head. âRemind me to never do that again for Christmas.âÂ
âSure,â You said, âThat is if I spend another Christmas with you.â You said jokingly, hoping that Tom didnât find that rude.Â
âYouâll never know,â Tom shrugged. âWhat if you liked our Christmas this year and youâd be begging to spend Christmas with me and my family in London,â Tom smirked, playing along.Â
âYeah, right.â You scoffed playfully, crossing your arms. âIf anyoneâs begging, itâs going to be you.â
Tom stepped closer, âWanna bet?â He whispered, a teasing look in his eyes. âWhoever has the most fun during our respective holiday traditions would have to spend the holidays with them next year.âÂ
âOh, youâre on, Holland.â You took a step closer. âWe will both film our holidays for the entire two days and then weâll ask Ophelia, Alex, and Will to vote whoever looks like they had the most fun.â
âOkay,â Tom nodded âBut no editing! Weâll give them raw footage so there are no chances of tampering.âÂ
You laughed but you agreed anyway. âOf course, weâll give them hours of footage. The least we could do is make them sit through hours of content after they ditched us all alone on the holidays.âÂ
Tom gave a broad smile. âLet the festivities begin.âÂ
It was the 24th of DecemberâChristmas Eve. You spent the entirety of last night wrapping Tomâs presents for later. Not that you despise Christmas, but itâs been a while since you were actually excited to celebrate it. It was pretty clear that the magic of Christmas dies once you grow up.Â
Today was different; you were looking forward to whatever Tom has installed for tonight.Â
You went downstairs to make some breakfast only to be greeted by Tom blasting Christmas music and preparing some ingredients for breakfast in the kitchen.Â
âGood morning, Y/N, happy Christmas Eve,â Tom greeted with a huge grin. âSay, hi to the camera.âÂ
âOh, weâre starting this early, huh?â You asked, putting your hair into a loose ponytail.Â
âWhy of course, we have to make the best out of this,â Tom said, holding the camera to your face. âI made you coffee.â Tom handed you a cup of coffee.Â
âAre you using my love for coffee as an advantage?â You tried to hide your smile while drinking your coffee.Â
âObviously not,â Tom feigned his innocence. âI obviously did not know you were obsessed with coffeeâitâs not like I donât see you on set without one.â He mumbled in which you definitely heard, giving him a smack on the head. âOw! Iâm kidding.â He laughed.
You rolled your eyes at him. âSo, whatâs for breakfast?âÂ
âWeâre going to make french crĂšpes,â Tom replied and propped the camera on the kitchen island, facing the two of you.Â
âDo you know how to make french crĂšpes?â You asked, washing your hands.Â
Tom blinked, almost trying to decide whether he wants to be honest or impressive. âDo you know how to make french crĂšpes?â He returned the question.Â
âOh honey, my mom resents me in the kitchen.â You replied, taking a sip from your coffee. âBut you know, I manage.â You murmured.
âThatâs giving me a lot of hope, darling, thank you.â He said half-heartedly.Â
âShut up,â You nudged him playfully, rolling your eyes. âTom, honestly, most of the footage is just us bantering for 20 minutes.âÂ
âTo be fair, thatâs part of the fun.â Tom smiled. âOkay, I think you just mix all of these in a bowl. Start with the dry ingredients first.â He said, looking at the recipe on his phone.
âOkay, that shouldnât be too hard,â You commented pouring the ingredients into the bowl. As you started all of the ingredients together, you noticed small lumps forming in the batter. âTom, did you sift the dry ingredients by chance?âÂ
âYou were supposed to sift it?â He asked, completely clueless.Â
You nodded slowly. Panic was now clearly painted on his face. âIâm sure weâll be fine.â You tried to reassure him.Â
It was not fine. The first time you two tried to pour the batter in the pan, you burnt the entire thing. Itâs not even the cute, lightly burnt crepe. It was activating the smoke alarm-burnt crepe.Â
The next one was pancake-like. The next one after that had pocket flours on the crepes because you two didnât sift your dry ingredients beforehand. You ran out of the batter when you two finally got the consistency rightâyou managed to get one proper crepe from the entire batter.Â
âI feel like Sam would probably curse me out as soon as he finds out I fucked up a simple crepe,â Tom said, delicately filling the crepe with creme and berries. âMy brotherâs done so well in culinary school.â He cut a piece with his fork and brought it to your mouth.
âWell, you canât have everything.â You said taking a bite out of the crepe. âThis is better than the last one.âÂ
Tom nodded, taking a bite of it himself. âItâs not as tasty as Samâs but Iâll take it.âÂ
âNow, Iâm curious as to what your brotherâs cooking tastes like.â You commented taking another bite from the crepe.Â
âI guess Iâll just take you home to London to find out,â Tom teased with an annoying grin.Â
âAs long as Iâm being fed, Iâm fine with it.â You remarked. What in godâs name are you are you two playing?!
The day rolled by very quickly. It was already evening when you finished wrapping the presents for your friends. You plan on dropping it off tomorrow before you persuade Tom to glue yourselves on the couch for the entire day.Â
You grabbed all of Tomâs giftsâChristmas stocking includedâ when you went downstairs, only to be greeted by someone yelling at Tom through his phone.Â
âI did everything right, Sam. I donât know why youâre yelling.â Tom yelled back at his phone. His back was turned against you as he was putting away the pots and pans that he used.Â
You quietly walked up behind him and said calmly, âWhy are you yelling?âÂ
Tom probably jumped six feet away from you, making you laugh. You always forget that he gets scared easily. âHoly shit, donât scare me like that, Y/N.â Tom breathed out, putting a hand over his chest.Â
âIâm sorry,â You said whilst laughing. âI promise I wonât do it again.â Tom rolled his eyes, murmuring something about you being insincere about it.Â
âPlease do it again!â You heard, whom you assume is Sam, say from the background. You looked at Tomâs phone thatâs propped on the island and saw his brothers on FaceTime.Â
You beamed at them. âAny recommendations?â You asked, hearing Tom groan behind you.Â
âWell, he hatesââÂ
âThis is the last thing I want in 2020, for my brothers and Y/N to conspire against me,â Tom said loudly on purpose, drowning his brothers' voices.
âTom, donât be rude. Let your brothers finishââ Tom put his hand against your mouth.Â
âIâll call you guys later,â Tom said âWave goodbye, Y/N.â He used his free hand to grab your hand and forced a wave towards his brothers. The call soon came to an end and you could only roll your eyes at Tom. You seem to do that a lot around him. You also do a lot of that when you try to hide your feelings towards a person you like but thatâs beside the point.Â
âSo are we going to have dinner first or are we going to do presents first?â You asked fixing your Christmas sweater, a gift from your parents since you and your family usually wear matching sweaters for Christmas. âOr are you the type to wait until Christmas Day to open presents?âÂ
âWe can do the Christmas stockings after dinner tonight, then do the presents tomorrow, if youâd like,â Tom answered with his arms crossed.Â
You shrugged, telling him it doesnât matter since you donât really go all out on Christmas. Your family on the other handâthe house is always full of people, especially since most of your extended family are usually around during the holidays. You had this ongoing game you made for yourself whether or not youâll be able to greet everyone with the number of people in the house.Â
You could only guess how quiet your familyâs Christmas is going to be. You definitely needed to call your parents later.Â
âIs the sweater that itchy, Y/N?â You heard Tom ask, breaking away from your thoughts.Â
âHuh?â You asked, confused. You didnât even notice that youâve been scratching yourself subconsciously.Â
âYouâve been scratching yourself since I saw you.â Tom said, chuckling. âItâs a cute sweater on you.âÂ
You smirked. âThat reminds meâI got something for you, Tom.â Tom raised his brow as you grabbed the bag you stashed behind the tree. âActually my parents got this for you. A little thank you gift apparently for having the tolerance to stay with me over the holidaysâas if you had a choice.â You mumbled the last part.Â
Tom curiously opened the bag and there revealed a matching sweater such as yours. This yearâs sweater was green and had red tinsel all over it, probably the reason why youâre itchy. The real kicker is thatâ
âNo way,â Tom gasped âIt lights up?!â He asked laughing. It lights up.Â
âYeah, I donât recommend turning that on. I did it earlier and Iâm pretty sure I was about to combustâitâs a real fire hazard.â You replied, enjoying the genuine joy that Tom is showing on his face.Â
âOh but we have to turn the lights on when we take pictures,â He commented as he put on the sweater. âThanks, Y/N.â He said softly, surprising you with a hug.Â
Itâs the first real physical contact that you two had ever since that night when you made out and you were pretty adamant that people were just making up this notion of having butterflies in their stomachâthey werenât.Â
Tomâs roast dinner went surprisingly well. You kept teasing him that itâs Sam that you had to thank because you knew that Tom wouldnât last in the kitchen without his brotherâs instructions. Tom pouted the whole time. You eventually had to tell himÂ
âIt was sweet.â You told him as you helped him clear out the plates.Â
Tom was confused.Â
âI donât think Iâve known someone that went through hell and back just to make a great effort Christmas dinner âeven if it means getting yelled at by your brother.â You said, smiling softly at him. âI mean itâs just us two, really. We donât even have to do this.â
âThink thatâs the reason why I wanted to do it,â Tom replied. Now youâre confused. âItâs because itâs the two of usâthatâs why I wanted to do it.âÂ
As soon as you heard those words come out of Tomâs lips, you tried your best to stay calm. To say that you werenât overwhelmed with emotions would be a huge lie. For someone who couldnât hold their tongue, you were speechless. Tomâs giving you a run for your money and you werenât exactly thrilled about it.Â
After dinner, you and Tom opened your stocking presents. The presents were pretty tame at the startâyou both got each other socks, which was hilarious but greatly appreciated. You love socks, especially comfy and cushiony ones. You came to learn that Tom does too, which prompted you two to wear the socks immediately.Â
You got him candy canes, he got you chocolates. You also snuck in those small, in-flight alcohol bottles in there tooâwhich he ended up loving. He got you those 10-pack skincare face masks, in which you let out a huge gasp, making him laugh.Â
âOh, we have to use this at some point!â You exclaimed happily âLike, we need to have a spa nightâwhere we just watch movies, doing face masks, eating takeouts. Oh, thatâs the dream!â You sighed happily.Â
âWe still have two weeks left till we go back to work, I'm sure we can find the time to do that,â Tom said with a permanent smile on his face, watching you with pure joy made him feel like he accomplished something big.Â
You got him one of those Instax polaroid camerasâtrue, it was a bit too much for a stocking stuffer especially since the box definitely stood out against the stocking, but you figured heâll like it.Â
âDarling, this is too much but Iâm thankful,â Tom commented as he took out the camera from the box. âI canât wait to use this and keep memories using itâwhy donât we start right now?! Letâs take a photo of us and our matching sweaters!â Â
Tom took a lot of photos of you two, in the end. A couple of overexposed photos, one with the matching sweaters, one with your faces pressed against each other, one with your faces way too close to the camera, and one where he gave you a kiss on your cheek (he asked if thatâs okay, of course, you said yes. itâs not like he hasnât kissed you beforeâ still no conversations about that, by the way). It was a good thing you got him at least 3 boxes of those 20 pack films in his stockings as well.Â
The real kicker was Tomâs âsmallâ stocking present for you. He got you this dainty, gold necklace with a crescent moon charm. You were pretty sure it was expensive because of the teal box it came with.Â
âStop,â You gasped âTom, now thisâthis is too much.â You stressed out. âI canât have this. Nope, you have to return this.â
Tom shrugged as if it was nothing. âYou deserve it. Darling, you deserve something nice after this shitty year.âÂ
âTom, Iâm serious. This is too much.âÂ
âIâm serious too, Y/N. Keep it, please. Iâd be offended if you donât.â
After the roller coaster of emotions due to the stocking presents, you gave your parents a call to wish them a merry Christmas. They insisted to do a video call because they wanted to see Tom in the family sweaterâwhich your mom wouldnât stop gushing about.Â
âI think your mum loves me,â Tom whispered closely in your ear. He didn't have to try too hard. With the laptop propped up on top of the coffee table, you two were sitting close together on the living room floorâknees touching, maximum close skin contact. CDC would never approve.Â
âYeah, I think itâs the accent,â You mumbled jokingly.Â
Tom moved his head to take a good look at you, smiling. You could feel his eyes burning your skin. Why does he have to look at you like that? Why does he have to be this close?
The initial video call with your parents turned into a whole family reunion when you found out they set up a group call with your extended family. Imagine the dread and fear in your eyes when you heard your one aunt ask,Â
âFinally, Y/N, is that your boyfriend?âÂ
Your eyes widened as you stuttered to say your defence, making Tom chuckle. You frowned at him and nudged him saying, âDonât laugh, tell them no or Iâll never hear the end of it.â
âNo, unfortunately, Iâm not,â Tom replied, laughing. âHowever, I do believe we make a cute couple, donât we?â He teased, earning an earnest yes from your mom.Â
You could only wish for the floor to swallow you whole.Â
As the clocks rolled to twelve, it was officially Christmas. You and Tom figured you might as well start opening gifts again because Christmas Day is going to be a drag for the two of you.Â
âOkay, start with this.â You said as you handed him a gift bag. You didnât give him a lot of gifts for the actual Christmas Day because you went all out on the stuffers.Â
âPyjamas?â He asked with a grin. You made a signal for him to give you a minute. You ran to your room and changed into pyjamas.Â
âNot just pyjamas, Tom, but matching pyjamas!â You exclaimed, laughing. âI saw it and figured we should do this for my day.â
âSick!â Tom laughed. Tom got into his pair of pyjamas as well and of course, he didnât forget to pull out his new polaroid camera to take a photo of you two. âShit, I forgot to film our entire Christmas Eve.â He said as he saw the camera that was still sitting on the kitchen island from earlier that morning.Â
You shrugged. âIâm pretty sure youâll win either way. Just that content from the breakfast crepes was enough to secure your place.â You said jokingly.
âAll Iâm hearing is that youâre going to spend Christmas with me in London next year.â Tom sang teasingly.Â
âYeah, maybe bringing you to our big Christmas holidays is a bad idea.â You wondered out loud.Â
âI like your family,â Tom commented with a smile âand I think they will love having me there for the holidays.âÂ
âThat would be a nightmare.â You mumbled to yourself.Â
The rest of the night dragged on. You and Tom finished the rest of your giftsâyou got him a watch, he got you a vinyl player. You two managed to watch the first Harry Potter film before you called it a night.Â
You were about to head into your room when you heard Tom say, âMistletoe.â
âHm?â You hummed, confused. He placed a finger under your chin and gently tilted your head. There you saw a mistletoe hanging by one of the light fixtures.Â
âHow did that evenââÂ
âCan I kiss you?â Tom asked, cupping the sides of your face.Â
âHm?â Tom was definitely giving you a run for your money. How can a girl with a speech turn speechless?
âCan I kiss you?â He asked more softly. All you could do was nod. For if you even dare to open your mouth, all of this would cease to exist. Â
His lips gently touched yours and then soon moulded into one. It was soft, sweetâfamiliar. His lips were something you never thought aboutâat least not a lot but you craved it. You crave his lips, his touch, him. You were riding a new high and you thanked every single god that you were sober to remember thisâbecause this, this is something you want to cherish.Â
âYou told me youâre tired of being alone,â Tom whispered against your lips. âYou donât have to be anymore. Not when you have me, not ever.â
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SEGA and its most recent Sonamy side â more canon than ever
[Translatorâs note: this article was originally written in Spanish by @latin-dr-robotnikâ]
Hello again! Today weâd like to discuss about something thatâs been happening recently, and probably taking Sonic fans by surprise: what is going on with SEGA and its stance about Sonamy?
At the beginning of this year, to celebrate the 200 articles on Seaside Hill Paradise, I finished what I call âthe Sonamy trilogyâ of articles that I started in 2018 and which cover different themes, such as:
SEGA and the eternal issue of the Sonic-Amy dynamic
âI love youâ â Forbidden words in Sonic
SEGA and the eternal issue of âSonicâs girlfriendâ
The idea was to offer a more-or-less complete analysis about the many facets of their dynamic in the last 27 years; a dynamic that, you may have noticed, is not that easy to pin down, and that weâve been updating almost regularly (although I also intended to investigate on other dynamics, like Knuckles and Rougeâs for example, and write about them). Generally speaking, in these articles I donât draw objective conclusions about the status of the ship in canon (despite the fact that the available information tends to confirm it in various occasions). I also like to repeat myself and say that shipping is supposed to be for fun, not for tearing each otherâs hair in that black hole of misery that is Twitter, but recent events left us slightly perplexed, and this is why weâre here once again.
We left the status of the Sonamy canonicity with these two peculiar instances back in August: Sonic mentioning his âgirlfriendâ in the Japanese version of Sonic Battle, and the Twitter account of SEGA of Europe saying Sonamy is their âfavorite videogame romanceâ. Now, letâs recap a bitâŠ
Sonamy in Sonic IDW... Round 3
[SPOILERS ALERT FOR IDW SONIC #14-#35]
In 2018, when IDW just started, I decided to study a little how the Sonamy dynamic worked in this new universe. To our surprise, the comic didnât waste time in dropping its biggest bomb, in one of the cutest scenes we had seen in ages. Since the very beginning, IDW proved that it didnât intend to deceive those fans that looked for a bit of development of both characters.
I wrote an article about it in June 2019, and it coincided with the beginning of one of the most infamous arc Iâve seen in a Sonic comic for a long time: the Metal Virus Saga. The question is, what has happened since then?
Well, in 2019, with the same accuracy of an aimbot, I said âWeâll probably see some new interactions between Sonic and Amy sometime around IDW #20â. And wouldnât you know, as misery and tragedy settled in that arc, it was exactly around IDW #20 that we saw some Sonamy interactions: both exhausted, to their limit, with a Sonic that couldnât even touch Amy to soothe her pain, due to him being infected with the virus.
The arc developed like this in what felt like an eternity, to finally conclude in one the most absurd ways in Sonic history. But it wasnât a complete disappointment, as, after months and months of asking and discussing on the internet about how much Sonic and Amy deserved a hug at the end of the arc⊠it actually happened.
Since that moment in IDW #32, we shippers thought that it was what both of them deserved after so much time spent separated and pushed to their limit to survive, but also that after the end of the arc everything would go back to normal. However, what we didnât know was that the Sonamy train had no intention of stopping, not in IDW, nor anywhere else.
A recurring detail in IDW Sonic is that Amyâs tail starts wagging every time she sees Sonic, as if she was a happy dog. I swear, it happens every time.
Come IDW #35, once again we have some hugs and bits of dialogue between our hedgehogs. For sure, the question here isnât their relationship itself, as it was for IDW #2, but rather the issues this arc is slowly dealing with. But itâs really nice to see them again, sharing that closeness that theyâve had in the comic since the beginningâ be it with some gestures of affection, a wink, a gesture, a private joke.
My favorite image is the first one, Belleâs reaction to seeing Amy hugging Sonic. Itâs like sheâs thinking âoh, is she his girlfriend?â, and she wouldnât even be wrong in thinking that.
It canât be denied that IDW Sonic provided us the conversations and the emotions that the games seldom do. Certainly, the comic has its share of issues and itâs not really a story that I personally follow for its own merits (itâs more because itâs still Sonic, for my interest for things like this, and Belleâs existence⊠whom I already ship with Tails, sorry not sorry), but what it does well it does really well.
For now, we have to see how IDW Sonic will follow the development of the characters, especially in view of the closure of the current story and beyond. And we may be done with this part of the article, but there is still a lot left.
Sonamy in merchandise
Taking us completely by surprise, recently SEGA launched, in collaboration with Hot Topic, a series of Sonamy-themed t-shirts. No, seriously.
So many people told me this as soon as the voice spread (you know who you are, thank you guys for thinking about me <3), and I canât help being still surprised that this is actually a thing. T-shirts with lines like âYouâre my favoriteâ, âLove in the fast laneâ, and my personal favorite, âS&A Foreverâ, with drawings of Classic Sonic and Amy⊠in SEGA-approved products. I donât know if you realize how much of a big deal this is, even more than âCelebrate the 25 years of Sonicâs girlfriendâ from 2018.
One of the things that surprised me the most (aside from how explicit they are in officializing the relationship, and the fact that there are still 2 months left before Valentineâs Day 2021), was the decision to use Classic Sonic and Classic Amy. I tried to understand this decision by analyzing the simplicity and easiness with which the Classic designs convey a message (letâs not forget that Classic Sonic was so iconic because it was specifically designed to convey his expressions without words), besides the fact that theyâre inherently cuter than their modern designs. Thereâs also the controversial aspect of post-Adventure Sonamy, with all the dubbing and weird interpretations that the fandom made over the years⊠By comparison, the Classic design are a much simpler choice.
What is actually going on?
Well, letâs take a step back and think about what we just saw. The way SEGA has been recently trying to push Sonic and Amy in front view (and for the entirety of 2020, based on the articles I mentioned in the beginning) tells us the harsh truth we all have to accept sooner or later: Sonamy sells, and it sells a lot.
From a strictly business point of view, the ship is so iconic and popular, with fans and detractors alike, that it would be absurd for SEGA to ignore the chance to print these two characters and get a load of money. As I said in my 2018 article, despite the fact that in Japan Sonic isnât as big of an icon as it is elsewhere, they know pretty well that Sonic + Amy = love, and they have huge amounts of merchandise to back it up. Itâs in the West that because of different cultural values, of which weâve already talked about, along with some internal resistance, left this aspect of the franchise a little on the side. But theyâve been trying to fix it⊠and howâŠ
Letâs not forget that a decade and a half ago Sonic Team seriously favored Sonamy. They officially said it, Sonic X was their purest view of Sonic they had at the time.
Outside of the business perspective, I believe weâre facing the moment that weâve been waiting for: itâs time theyâll establish once and for all the dynamic of these two characters, following more closely the original Japanese vision of Sonic. I said many times that, in trying to change canon, the West, especially SEGA of America, did nothing but confuse fans and generate more discussions than needed, by introducing different data and portrayals that contradict the canon established by Sonic Team.
Weâve talked about Unleashed and emotional support, about Sonic X, about the major moments that opened the door to interpreting this dynamic as something more. We donât threaten at gunpoint those who would rather stay away, but we respond to those declarations that still try to violently discredit the simple fact that Sonic and Amy, who are most of all close friends, form in some measure a couple that, even with its imposed limitations, manages to captivate fans and not fans everywhere in the world. Even the Simpsons used it as a joke, and that says a lot.
What the future has in store for us.
Unless something else happens in this last month of 2020, this is the most complete compilation I can offer at the moment about the status of Sonamy in the fandom and in the official canon. Yes, canon.
Itâs impossible to ignore the signals. As you may have noticed, Iâve been considering Sonic and Amy as an official couple, with its clarifications (for example, that at the end itâs more of a friendship, that itâs not a romantic relationship in the most explicit way, that itâs more of a personal perspective to justify a more mature vision of the relationship in the future, not right now), but nowadays I think that SEGA has spoken loud and clear. I think canon is ready to negotiate the idea that Sonic and Amy, apart from being excellent friends who would risk their lives for each other in a heartbeat, have something else on their hands (probably the otherâs hand). This wonât automatically translate into a kiss, or a complete love declaration (although Sonic X came closeâŠ), or a commitment to a formal relationship like we know them in real life. SEGA canon affirms that Amy is âSonicâs girlfriendâ and nothing more. Outside of that detail, they still pretty much function as friends interacting with a little flirting here, and a little Sonic running away there. Itâs the basis of their dynamic, now enhanced by the fact that SEGA is giving us a clearer message.
I think that this all may culminate in a game or an animated series, but I wouldnât completely count on that. It is good to recognize how far the official position goes on this issue, but at the same time I want to reaffirm that there are things that are better left in the hands of the fandom, and in the meantime that IDW or any other continuity gives us hugs, winks, gestures and words of encouragement, we as the fandom will take care of exploring other avenues and hypothetical scenarios.
This is all I have to say on the matter for now, and I hope youâre happy with this wonderful Sonamy experience weâre going through â I certainly am. See you next time!
#sonic the hedgehog#sonamy#amy rose#translation#long post#whew#this one was a doozy#but super interesting#thanks again latin for writing these long ass sonamy posts
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The AI behind Bots of New York: Who will monitor the governments monitoring AI?
If you've ever been intrigued by Bots of New York, and specifically by the texts it generates, or if you were ever skeptical these texts were actually generated by a bot, it's worth looking up the model this bot is using, GPT-2, released in 2019.
Bots of New York was the first Facebook bot to use that model for text-generation, and unlike most bots we were familiar with until then, the text it generates is complex and creates a coherent, believable narrative, just weird enough to be intriguing. Though Bots of New York is looking for texts that always sound funny or chaotic, GPT-2 can generate more believable text: "people find GPT-2 synthetic text samples almost as convincing (72% in one cohort judged the articles to be credible) as real articles from the New York Times (83%)". The release of GPT-2 raised ethical issues and its creators, Open AI, published regular updates on their choices, doubts, and findings. What's especially interesting is that the concern that GPT-2 would be used for propaganda was raised from the start, which should have made the creators especially wary of collaboration with governmental organizations and of governmental use of GPT-2 in general, especially since Facebook had already publicly admitted at the time that its platform has been exploited by governments to manipulate public opinion and it has only been further confirmed since then. Instead, Open AI doubled down on the necessity to work with governments, encouraging them to introduce penalties and monitor AI-use, specifically for what they call "extremist" ideologies which include "white supremacy, Marxism, jihadist Islamism, and anarchism". We'll come back to that later, but first, this is an excerpt of what the creators of GPT-2, Open AI, released on February 14, 2019 when they made part of that model open-source:
Our model, called GPT-2 (a successor to GPT), was trained simply to predict the next word in 40GB of Internet text. Due to our concerns about malicious applications of the technology, we are not releasing the trained model. As an experiment in responsible disclosure, we are instead releasing a much smaller model for researchers to experiment with, as well as a technical paper.
GPT-2 is a large transformer-based language model with 1.5 billion parameters, trained on a dataset of 8 million web pages. GPT-2 is trained with a simple objective: predict the next word, given all of the previous words within some text. The diversity of the dataset causes this simple goal to contain naturally occurring demonstrations of many tasks across diverse domains. [...]
[O]ur model is capable of generating samples from a variety of prompts that feel close to human quality and show coherence over a page or more of text. [...] [The] samples have substantial policy implications: large language models are becoming increasingly easy to steer towards scalable, customized, coherent text generation, which in turn could be used in a number of beneficial as well as malicious ways. [...] On other language tasks like question answering, reading comprehension, summarization, and translation, we are able to get surprising results without any fine-tuning of our models, simply by prompting the trained model in the right way (see below for examples of how we do this), though we do still fall short of state-of-the-art for specialized systems.
[...] GPT-2 achieves state-of-the-art scores on a variety of domain-specific language modeling tasks. Our model is not trained on any of the data specific to any of these tasks and is only evaluated on them as a final test; this is known as the âzero-shotâ setting. GPT-2 outperforms models trained on domain-specific datasets (e.g. Wikipedia, news, books) when evaluated on those same datasets. [...]
Policy Implications
Large, general language models could have significant societal impacts, and also have many near-term applications. We can anticipate how systems like GPT-2 could be used to create:
AI writing assistants
More capable dialogue agents
Unsupervised translation between languages
Better speech recognition systems
We can also imagine the application of these models for malicious purposes, including the following (or other applications we canât yet anticipate):
Generate misleading news articles
Impersonate others online
Automate the production of abusive or faked content to post on social media
Automate the production of spam/phishing content
These findings, combined with earlier results on synthetic imagery, audio, and video, imply that technologies are reducing the cost of generating fake content and waging disinformation campaigns. The public at large will need to become more skeptical of text they find online, just as the âdeep fakesâ phenomenon calls for more skepticism about images.[3]
Politicians may want to consider introducing penalties for the misuse of such systems, as some have proposed for deep fakes.
Today, malicious actorsâsome of which are political in natureâhave already begun to target the shared online commons, using things like ârobotic tools, fake accounts and dedicated teams to troll individuals with hateful commentary or smears that make them afraid to speak, or difficult to be heard or believedâ. We should consider how research into the generation of synthetic images, videos, audio, and text may further combine to unlock new as-yet-unanticipated capabilities for these actors, and should seek to create better technical and non-technical countermeasures. Furthermore, the underlying technical innovations inherent to these systems are core to fundamental artificial intelligence research, so it is not possible to control research in these domains without slowing down the progress of AI as a whole.
Release Strategy
Due to concerns about large language models being used to generate deceptive, biased, or abusive language at scale, we are only releasing a much smaller version of GPT-2 along with sampling code. We are not releasing the dataset, training code, or GPT-2 model weights. Nearly a year ago we wrote in the OpenAI Charter: âwe expect that safety and security concerns will reduce our traditional publishing in the future, while increasing the importance of sharing safety, policy, and standards research,â and we see this current work as potentially representing the early beginnings of such concerns, which we expect may grow over time. This decision, as well as our discussion of it, is an experiment: while we are not sure that it is the right decision today, we believe that the AI community will eventually need to tackle the issue of publication norms in a thoughtful way in certain research areas. Other disciplines such as biotechnology and cybersecurity have long had active debates about responsible publication in cases with clear misuse potential, and we hope that our experiment will serve as a case study for more nuanced discussions of model and code release decisions in the AIÂ community.
We are aware that some researchers have the technical capacity to reproduce and open source our results. We believe our release strategy limits the initial set of organizations who may choose to do this, and gives the AI community more time to have a discussion about the implications of such systems.
We also think governments should consider expanding or commencing initiatives to more systematically monitor the societal impact and diffusion of AI technologies, and to measure the progression in the capabilities of such systems. If pursued, these efforts could yield a better evidence base for decisions by AI labs and governments regarding publication decisions and AI policy more broadly.
In June 2019, OpenAI testified in Congress about the implications of synthetic media, including a discussion of synthetic text in an Open Hearing on Deepfakes and AI. 6 months after the release of the small 124M model, they released the 774 million parameter GPT-2 language model (so still not the full-size GPT-2 model) and some observations made in the meantime:
Humans can be convinced by synthetic text. Research from our research partners Sarah Kreps and Miles McCain at Cornell published in Foreign Affairs says people find GPT-2 synthetic text samples almost as convincing (72% in one cohort judged the articles to be credible) as real articles from the New York Times (83%).[2] Additionally, research from AI2/UW has shown that news written by a system called âGROVERâ can be more plausible than human-written propaganda. These research results make us generally more cautious about releasing language models.
[...] Detection isnât simple. In practice, we expect detectors to need to detect a significant fraction of generations with very few false positives. Malicious actors may use a variety of sampling techniques (including rejection sampling) or fine-tune models to evade detection methods. A deployed system likely needs to be highly accurate (99.9%â99.99%) on a variety of generations. Our research suggests that current ML-based methods only achieve low to midâ90s accuracy, and that fine-tuning the language models decreases accuracy further. There are promising paths forward (see especially those advocated by the developers of âGROVERâ) but itâs a genuinely difficult research problem. We believe that statistical detection of text needs to be supplemented with human judgment and metadata related to the text in order to effectively combat misuse of language models.
In November 5, 2019, the largest 1.5B-parameter model was released by Open AI, though in the meantime NVIDIA Research trained a larger 8.3 billion parameter GPT-2 model. With that came a list of findings, including this:
[...] GPT-2 can be fine-tuned for misuse. Our partners at the Middlebury Institute of International Studiesâ Center on Terrorism, Extremism, and Counterterrorism (CTEC) found that extremist groups can use GPT-2 for misuse, specifically by fine-tuning GPT-2 models on four ideological positions: white supremacy, Marxism, jihadist Islamism, and anarchism. CTEC demonstrated that itâs possible to create models that can generate synthetic propaganda for these ideologies. They also show that, despite having low detection accuracy on synthetic outputs, ML-based detection methods can give experts reasonable suspicion that an actor is generating synthetic text.
The Center on Terrorism, Extremism, and Counterterrorism is not a governmental organization as such but their research "informs private, government, and multilateral institutional understanding of and responses to terrorism threats". Until 2018, the current director, Jason Blazakis, served as the Director of the Counterterrorism Finance and Designations Office, Bureau of Counterterrorism, U.S. Department of State. Blazakis was "responsible for directing efforts to designate countries, organizations, and individuals as terrorists, also known as State Sponsors of Terrorism, Foreign Terrorist Organizations, and Specially Designated Global Terrorists". Before that, he held positions in the Department of Stateâs Political-Military Affairs, International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs, Intelligence and Research Bureaus. Until 2016, the director of the CTEC (then called MonTREP) was Brigadier General Russell D. Howard, a "retired Special Forces officer with thirty-seven years of military service, more than twenty of which were spent in some type of counter-terrorist capacity". The CTEC also partners with a "Master in Nonproliferation and Terrorism Studies" at the Middlebury Institute, which also partners with the Naval Postgraduate School (NPS), giving students access to courses with the Department of National Security Affairs and Department of Defense Analysis. The Master's webpage describes this partnership as follows: "You will learn in a military environment, gaining new perspectives on international security issues and expanding your professional network through NPS faculty and students. This opportunity is only available to U.S. citizens." The curriculum includes a wide array of courses such as "Global Jihadism", "Evolution of Chinese Nuclear Policy", "Terrorism in Southeast Asia", etc. The Middlebury Institute also offers a Terrorism Studies Certificate with courses such as Terrorism and Media in the Arab World, Militant Islamic Movements, Eco-radicalism, State Terrorism, Global Jihadism, Apocalyptic Millenarianism, Terror and Counterterrorism in Africa, Terrorism in South Asia, Terrorism in Southeast Asia, Islam, Islamism, and Politics in Central Asia. The CTEC also partnered with a startup called Spectrum Labs to develop an AI detecting "extremist messaging" in non-English languages, starting with Portuguese and Spanish, and the CTEC "lead research into Brazilian and Latin American extremist movements and trends" (I wonder why they're focusing on these specific countries?). Although Blazakis teaches a seminar on the "Radical Right", there is no mention of white supremacy, far-right ideology or neo-nazism anywhere in the curriculum available on the website. But weirdly enough, when the CTEC trained a local journalist on "how to search for online extremists tied to a certain geographic region", the local extremists they found were a neo-nazi highschooler whose "goal is to become a U.S. Air Force pilot", whose "preferred authors are George Lincoln Rockwell, Julius Evola, Benito Mussolini and Machiavelli" and has "just started reading Mein Kampf", and more damningly, Dave Overton, "an associate professor of warfare of the Naval War College who teaches at the Naval Postgraduate School in Monterey": the same Naval school the institute the CTEC is attached to partners with. "At least once, Overton promoted the #plandemic conspiracy theory, which serves to undermine public health efforts aimed at sopping Covid-19. He also amplifies dangerous rhetoric by using hashtags #EnemyOfThePeople to attack the press. But his primary issue of concern appears to be the exoneration of Michael Flynn, Trumpâs former national security adviser."
Though Open AI was right in raising ethical concerns about the release of GPT-2, considering it can generate fake articles, comments, and social media content at a dangerous speed and in a way that's very hard to detect for AI and for humans, it ended up looking for support in these ethical decisions from those who would most profit of it as a propaganda tool. Though online propaganda against socialism and communism can be laughably unconvincing these days, as we've seen with the thousands of identical tweets supporting a coup in Venezuela and more recently Cuba, it wouldn't take a lot of effort to make it much more complex and believable.
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Acceptance
In the early pandemic, a friend of mine joined our weekly video call, shared that she had just been diagnosed with ADHD, and apologized for certain instances of her behavior over the years. Now that she had a diagnosis, she could explain why she struggled with time management, follow through, inhibiting impulses, and other executive functioning problems. As she described how her internal life worked and how she was working to address some of her issues and habits, I was struck with the thought, "isn't that how *everyone* thinks and acts?" I identified with her executive functioning struggles to such an extent that I brought it up with my therapist the next week, who literally said that she was embarrassed that she had not realized that I am a textbook example of combined-type ADHD. Because I excelled in school and because I am female, my diagnosis had been missed by every health professional I had seen until I sought out a clinic specializing in ADHD at age 27. I had a formal diagnosis within a month, and I have been dedicated to addressing my executive functioning issues ever since.
Here's an example of a behavior that previously was a "weird quirk" but is now explained as a coping method I discovered for my ADHD before diagnosis. My bookshelf is in the style of "cubbies". It has 5 rows and 5 columns. The cubby in the leftmost column and the middle row is where my keys live. Every time I walk in the door, my keys go there. If I put my keys down in another location, I will have no recollection of where I put them, and perhaps not even a memory of setting them down at all. It's almost like the keys will magically disappear from my hand, and I have to hope that they reappeared in the key cubby. I am extremely insistent that anyone who needs to borrow my keys (to get into the garage, for example) returns them to that spot, and I will recurringly ask about it to the point of their annoyance. This is just one example; almost everything in my apartment has some version of the "key cubby", and if the item is not in its designated place then I have no idea where it is. For whatever neurochemical reason, my frontal cortex cannot keep track of items, so I have created a rigid system to cope. If the system is disrupted by me, a friend, or a roommate, I am disproportionately thrown into disarray. There are many instances of small-to-others, significant-to-me issues that I face daily because of my ADHD. Needless to say, if I had an AR app that could carry some of the executive functioning burden for me, I would use it every day without question (as long as I did not lose the AR headset by failing to place it in its designated location!).
Part of my reasoning for returning to school at this point in my life is that I love and miss the experience of succeeding at difficult, collaborative problems. I look forward to seeing how far the AR team will go with our problem. Any amount of success would be delightful. Regardless of how feasible or complex our solution is, I expect to feel some measure of success simply by moving through the design thinking process with this group of people. I can imagine the mental state I would be in as we joyously celebrated our success. I usually find that these moments are accompanied with relief at the resolution of a big push to the final deadline (and sometimes anxiety at what comes next, although this is only our first term, so there's no "what comes next" like there was with my thesis project).
Being involved in this project (and this program as a whole) is pushing me to bring my knowledge of the cutting edge up to date. I have let my awareness of technological progress fall behind since 2019 or so. Additionally, this project is a great opportunity to learn how to function as the person with a technical background on a diverse team. It has already been challenging to work on a project that is tech-heavy but in a team dynamic where it is not appropriate to slip into technical jargon. Learning to work within these constraints would be immeasurably valuable for me in many of my potential future career paths.
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off topic - letâs talk about gaylena đ
selena gomez is one of taylorâs oldest and bestest friends and given that she is in the 22 liner notes, a huge part of taylorâs life, and maybe fruity herself it seems like possibly we donât talk about her here at the blog enough!
i donât want to do a timeline of selena and taylorâs friendship - you can read more about that here, but they met back in the day when they were both dating jonas brothers and to me this idea of finding a real friendship in the midst of these contrived promances is pretty adorable.
ofc most of yâall think taylor is a fruit basket but i think thereâs a good chance that selena is too! iâm not saying she is for sure but yâall know me. iââm here to make a compelling case that everyone and their dog is gay so letâs gooooo!Â
Part I - At least one fake rs! Â
Selena âdatedâ Taylor Lautner in 2009 and heâs definitely gay. Of course, that doesnât mean she is, it could just be PR, but yâall know I gotta note everything! We stan our fruity bffs dating the same gays đ
Part II - Selena x cara delevingne
i feel like thereâs a chance they met through taylor but everyone in that squad adjacent circle knows one another. cara dated michelle rodriguez for the first half of 2014 and then got with annie clark in March 2015 but it feels like itâs possible something has gone on between her and Selena from summer 2014 - early 2015? ...maybe something casual on and off a bit?
August 2014 - Steamy pics surface in Saint-Tropez, France
Selena and and a freshly single Cara vacation together in part to celebrate Selenaâs 22nd birthday.
They party together and look cozy!
Pictures such as this surface and spark rumors around the two:
Selena apparently loves the rumors and gushes about being shipped with Cara.
Quote:
You say Selena drag queens were the true measure of success for you. But isnât it true that youâre not truly famous until youâve been the subject of a gay rumor? And last year, the tabloids had a field day with photos of you and Cara Delevingne. Iâve made it!
How did you react to those rumors? Honestly, I loved it. I didnât mind it. Especially because they werenât talking about other people in my life for once, which was wonderful. Honestly, though, sheâs incredible and very open and she just makes me open. Sheâs so fun and sheâs just extremely adventurous, and sometimes I just want that in my life, so I didnât mind it. I loved it.
Notice she doesnât deny them? Now of course she could just be being cool, if she freaked out about it that might be even weirder but hey, itâs still kind of interesting.
Then she admits to questioning her sexuality???
Have you ever questioned your sexuality? Oh, I think everybody does, no matter who they are. I do, yeah, of course. Absolutely. I think itâs healthy to gain a perspective on who you are deep down, question yourself and challenge yourself; itâs important to do that.
(Selena btw, this is cool and all, but not everybody questions their sexuality, maybe youâre just gay đ)
November 1 -Â LACMA Art + Film GalaÂ
they even left the event together đ
and they hung out earlier that day as well:
They were seen the next day partying for Kendall Jennerâs bday singing to her:
a few weeks later Cara tweets Selenaâs lyrics!
In December 2014 they are travelling together in texas:
in january 2015 they get cozy at the golden globes together!
and they leave together again:
January 19th/20th a bunch of gay nonsense happens
They post this gay shit with matching shoes and linked fingers:
then they say this to one another:
Enty says they were hooking up!
then we donât get any more content that i can find for about six months! perhaps they had a fling from summer 2014-jan 2015 and then it ends, Cara gets with Annie in March? Then after half a year apart Selena and Cara resume a friendly relationship? Perhaps! Selena is seen with Justin a bit off and on during this time but this was in their Style/Heat Death Era imo (tbh i probably shouldnât give a hetty pairing including Justin that designation đ€ąbut yâall get what Iâm saying - itâs fully possible Selena was hooking up with both of them!
Now Iâm not super familiar with Selenaâs discography so yâall lmk if Iâm missing anything major - lyric wise that point to her not being straight.
Selenaâs album Revival that comes out after this relationship has a few songs with some vibes, even though I get the feeling a lot of it is probably about Justin, allow me to reach. The title track could be translated as someone coming to terms with their sexuality (among other things):
I feel like I've awakened lately The chains around me are finally breaking I've been under self-restoration I've become my own salvation Showing up, no more hiding, hiding The light inside me is bursting, shining It's my, my, my time to butterfly
Good for you, imo, is too sexy to be about a man even if itâs not super queer lyrically itâs a vibe ok?
Me & My Girls might be a bestie anthem a la 22 (oh wait, no 22 was gay too) but I mean...could be about a girl gang of lesbians too!
And if we want it, we take it If we need money, we make it Nobody knows if we fake it You like to watch while we shake it I know we're making you thirsty You want us all in the worst way But you don't understand I don't need a manÂ
Quinn Fabray indeed!
Nobody feels probably like a retrospective on Justin đbut...there is a hint of sapphic craving in there! Saying this particular lover loves them differently than everyone is a bit đ plus this stanza:
No oxygen, can barely breathe My darkest sin, you've raised release And it's all because of you, all because of you And I don't know what it is, but you've pulled me in No one compares, could ever begin To love me like you do And I wouldn't want them to
Is Perfect about some bitch Justin started dating? Probably but bear with me here this song is actually pretty fucking gay. Gay enough that Iâm gonna add it to one of my gay playlists. Could this song actually be about Cara moving on to Annie?
Ooh, and I bet she has it all Bet she's beautiful like you, like you And I bet she's got that touch Makes you fall in love, like you, like you
I can taste her lipstick and see her laying across your chest I can feel the distance every time you remember her fingertips Maybe I should be more like her Maybe I should be more like her I can taste her lipstick, it's like I'm kissing her, too And she's perfect And she's perfect
Part III - Selena x Julia Michaels
Julia Michaels is a singer/songwriter known for her song Issues. I donât know her sexuality but she at the least has gay vibes! It seems they met around this time perhaps because Julia wrote on Revival.
They have a friendly enough friendship for a few years, liking one anotherâs posts on IG from time to time, posing for a photo a time or two and then they seem to get swept up into this very intense friendship in 2019. They write some music together and Julia goes whole hog in promoting the shoe brand Selena is hawking this time đ
2019 - The Superior Sapphic Jelena Timeline:
It starts, for some reason with a lot of shoe promotion:
chill, chill
more shoes
but more gayness?
this homo shit
ok...
Then we go into the REALLY GAY NOVEMBER OF 2019:
Then they perform together:
And...actually kiss...on the mouth on stage???
Sure itâs just a peck but still...if that were a guy people would say they were dating. Â
Somehow kissing on the mouth isnât the gayest thing these girls do over this period because these fucking dykes got matching tattoos. Iâve read enough Larry blogs to know this actually means theyâre secretly married. All jokes aside this is fruity behavior.Â
From their IG stories:
Selena gets Julia a very nice christmas gift:
Covid sets in and content drops off but god damn! Itâs possible they just had an intense friendship but if a man and a woman collabed on music together, kissed in public, and got matching tattoos everyone would say they were dating!
Selena, as far as I can find, didnât have any public boyfriends around this time so who are some of these love songs about?
Rare comes out in January 2020 and perhaps has some gayish songs?
Donât tell me why but boyfriend lowkey, has a gay vibe. Donât ask me to explain it but itâs just the musicality of it.
Crowded Room could be a love song for Julia? (or by Julia for Selena, since theyâre collaborators?)
Baby, it's just me and you Baby, it's just me and you Just us two Even in a crowded room Baby, it's just me and you, yeah
These are general gay vibes, our secret moments in a crowded room tease
It started polite, out on thin ice 'Til you came over to break it I threw you a line and you were mine
It would have started out polite between them, since they worked together for years before whatever 2019 was happened. And throwing someone a line first of all makes Selena sound like the aggressor but also âthrowing someone a lineâ could be a reference to writing songs together.
Yeah, I was afraid, but you made it safe I guess that is our combination Said you feel lost, well, so do I So won't you call me in the morning? I think that you should call me in the morning If you feel the same, 'cause
Lots of people are afraid at the beginning of a gay rs. Treacherous tease đ
In summation!
Selena does gay stuff like fantasizing ab kissing other women in her music, getting very touchy with famous dykes on vacay, hangs out with Taylor Swift, has chronic mental health issues, dated a jonas brother and a twilight gay, has admitted to questioning her sexuality, and loves being shipped with women. Is she gay? I donât know!  But all sheâs missing from her celesbian bingo card is a suspiciously intense friendship with a Glee Cast member! What do you guys think? Selena fruity or just weird?
Edit to add: so apparently I missed an entire ship and Selena supposedly acted really gay all the time with her backup dancer Charity Baroni. Exposing SMG has posted a lot about all that.
Also Selena has been cast in a gay role! edit to add: @bisluthq went and found this for me - julia is indeed a fruit queen
#selena gomez#gaylena#taylena#gossip#cara delevingne#julia michaels#lesbian#sapphic#of interest#taylor's fruity friends
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When It Started: Julian Casablancas
The Strokes lead singer was born on August 23, 1978 in New York City. His father John was the founder and owner of Elite Model Management, while his mother Jeanette worked as a Danish model and former Miss Denmark. At the age of eight, his parents would divorce. His mother would later marry painter Sam Adoquei, who heavily influenced the young Casablancas by introducing him to classic rock artists such as the Doors. Julian has several half brothers and half sisters through his fatherâs multiple marriages. The future frontman of the Strokes would attend a variety of schools throughout his early life, which led him to meet many of the future members of the band through schools such as LycĂ©e Français de New York, the Institut Le Rosey boarding school in Switzerland, and the Dwight School in New York. At the latter, Julian would start to informally play music with Nick Valensi and Fab Moretti, which ultimately was the beginning of the Strokes. The singer would never finish high school, but did receive his GED in place of it. He would later attend music classes at Five Towns College, which became the very first time that Casablancas actually enjoyed going to school.
Throughout the history of the Strokes, Julian has served as the principal songwriter for the group. Some have said that he would insert a large measure of control over the music, but he and other members have said that does not seem to be the case anymore. Each member of the group brings their own ideas about future songs, then the band decides what to use and what to discard. Nick Valensi would say this about the singer. âHis ear is so sharp. He's the one with the ear for detail in this band. Creatively, he is a force to be reckoned with." In 2009, Casablancas released his first solo album entitled Phrazes for the Young through RCA. He would talk about releasing music as a solo artist versus material from the Strokes. âItâs like touring with me or with five of me." The singer would also go on to say that as a solo artist he is able to experiment with his music and lyrics in ways that he would probably avoid in the Strokes. He has always been quite adamant the brand name that is the band should be protected. The title of the album had been inspired by the Oscar Wilde book, Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young, while the album itself embraced a very 1980âs new wave sound that had a heavy emphasis on the use of synthesizers. He talked about this new direction in his music. âI would've gone weirder with the music, but I wanted to be smart. I didn't want people to say, 'Okay, this is his weird abstract thing,' and dismiss the album. I worked too hard on it for that to happen... I wanted to be crazy original and bridge the gap between traditional music and modern music." The LP would be recorded in New York and Omaha, Nebraska with producer Jason Lader and some additional assistance from Mike Mogis of Bright Eyes. A tour would follow the release with a backing band called the Sick Six including Jeff Kite (keyboard), Nelson London (synthesizer), JP Bowersock (guitar), Danielle Haim (percussion) and Alex Carapetis (drums). The first major shows in North America took place over the course of a month at the Downtown Palace Theater in Los Angeles. This venue had been previously used in the Michael Jackson âThrillerâ music video.
In 2013, Julian began another side project called Julian Casablancas + the Voidz. Other members of this new band included Jeramy "Beardo" Gritter and Amir Yaghmai on guitar, Jacob "Jake" Bercovici on bass (as well as synthesizer), Alex Carapetis on drums and percussion, and Jeff Kite on keyboard. In 2017, the group wanting more recognition as a band rather than a side project changed its name to simply the Voidz. The goal of the group was to create music that represented a quality of being both very aggressive and quite complex. As lead vocalist and songwriter, Casablancas began to explore musical scales within Middle Eastern music, not any traditional Western scales. Jake Bercovici has said, they are interested in âexploring [music] from the margins.â The singer looked upon the group as a vehicle in which he could create music that embodied characteristics much more experimental than anything that the Strokes ever offered. Their debut album Tyranny was released in September 2014 through Casablancasâs own record label, Cult Records. The album would also feature an 11 minute single entitled âHuman Sadness,â which Julian actually wrote originally for a short documentary film about his stepfather, painter Sam Adoquei. Their second album would be released in March 2018 entitled Virtue, which took on a much stronger political point of view emphasizing the paradox between truth and lies.
Over the years, Julian has collaborated on a number of tracks with other artists. In 2006, the Strokes teamed up with Eddie Vedder and Josh Homme for a cover of âMercy Mercy (The Ecology)â by Marvin Gaye. On the track, Vedder sang backup vocals, while Homme would play drums. In 2008, he recorded a collaboration with Pharrell and Santigold for Converse on a track called âMy Drive-thru.â In 2009, the singer lent his vocals to the comedy trio the Lonely Island for a parody song on their debut album Incredibad called âBoom Box.â The Strokes frontman would later record a cover of another Saturday Night Live parody, âI Wish It Was Christmas Today.â He would eventually perform the song live with Jimmy Fallon, Horacio Sanz, and the Roots on Fallonâs talk show. In 2010, Casablancas sang vocals for the track âLittle Girlâ on the 2010 Sparklehorse and Danger Mouse album Dark Night of the Soul. In 2011, Julian performed the song âRave Onâ for the release of a Buddy Holly tribute record. In 2013, he would also provide vocals, lyrics, and guitar to the Daft Punk song instant crush on their 2013 record Random Access Memories. The album would go on the win the Grammy for Album of the Year, which he would receive recognition for his work on it. In 2015, Julian created a cover with Jehnny Beth of the 1983 song Boy/Girl, which would be released through Cult Records. In 2016, he would also provide covers for the soundtrack to the HBO series Vinyl performing three tracks by the Velvet Underground, âVenus in Furs,â âRun Run Run,â and âWhite Light/White Heat.â That same year, the singer would pen a song for Har Mar Superstar on his album Best Summer Ever entitled âYouth Without Love.â
In 2009, Casablancas started his own music label, Cult Records. The company currently includes a roster of The Growlers, Har Mar Superstar, Songhoy Blues, Rey Pila, Karen O, Promiseland, The Strokes, The Voidz, Exhibition and Cerebral Ballzy. Past artists were Albert Hammond Jr., The Virgins, Reputante, INHEAVEN, Exclamation Pony and Nelson London (C O L O R). The company first began as an imprint in order to release his first solo album Phrazes for the Young. As for his influences, the earliest ones were the Doors and Velvet Underground. He would say this about the latter group. âThe way Lou Reed wrote and sang about drugs and sex, about the people around him â it was so matter-of-fact. He could be romantic in the way he portrayed these crazy situations, but he was also intensely real. It was poetry and journalism." Other influences include Bob Marley, Nirvana, and Pearl Jam. He would later say that the song âYellow Ledbetterâ inspired him to start making music. In his personal life, the singer would marry the Strokes assistant manager, Juliet Joslin in 2005. They have two sons together, but divorced in 2019. In the early days of the Strokes, Casablancas struggled with drinking, but he has been completely sober since 2009. Julian would say in an interview about trying to quit drinking, he was âhungover for five years.â
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Thoughts on Wilbur Soot? I want a full-blown essay at least 10k words/j. All jokes aside, this is an amazing blog, I come to it every day to see if you've posted something new :]. Keep going forward OP, you're truly amazing.
That is so sweet đą (/gen)
I was really gonna write, âI dunno, I just think heâs a nice dude,â but then you asked for 10k words, so now Imma actually rant. Wilburâs probably one of the first people who got me back into Minecraft, around 2019, and he was the first person I felt comfortable enough watching the Dream SMP vods from, back in November.Â
First of all, the guyâs fricking gorgeous, like, ???? I never see any simping for him on my dash, and Iâm just like ??? Iâm not very good at simping over peopleâs appearances myself, so all I will say is that heâs fricking beautiful, jfc.
Second of all, Iâm a music nerd, okay, and I really fucking like his singing. Back then, I listened to his music covers so much that I learned the lyrics from songs Iâd never even heard of before I started watching Wilbur, by heart. Lol it helps quite a bit that a good chunk of my musical taste is made up of Life is Strange-esque, shitty indie songs that fit right into the covers he made back when he first started streaming. Iâve listened to YCGMA so many times that I have that same familiarity I have with songs Iâve listened to for literal years, knowing exactly what song comes next and when each measure ends and when the breaths are taken, etc., etc. He doesnât have much finnesse when it comes to the technical qualities of his singing abilities, but heâs a damn good musician. His lyrical composition, chord progressions, little guitar riffs, emotion - ahhh, I just love Wilbur Sootâs music so much. Iâm certain Iâll be listening to YCGMA in the middle of the night, when I need a good cry, for years to come lol.Â
Third of all, I really, really appreciate his openness about his mental health just, so much. He talks about his anxiety and getting depressed so candidly, he so easily lets his audience know about what kinda mental state he was in during uni and as a teenager and while he wrote YCGMA, and it makes me feel so normal. As dumb and cliched as it is to need a public figure to validate my own lived experiences, I do, and for someone like Wilbur Soot to succeed and be so talented, encouraging, empathetic, and socially active, despite losing motivation and energy at times, gives me a little bit of hope for myself.
Fourth of all, I mean, the guyâs fucking hilarious, are we forgetting this? People always talk about his talents music-wise and writing-wise, or how nice he seems to be, but they always gloss over his genuine comedic ability, and I ??? It takes so much to keep my attention these days, and Wilbur Sootâs videos are still some of the only ones that can manage that feat. He has undeniable chemistry with practically any CC he meets, his editing style is just *chefâs kiss*, and his laugh somehow makes even the most mundane of jokes seem fucking hilarious, itâs just such a delight to watch or listen to him do bits, man.
I left the best for last, lol. The main reason I fricking love Wilbur Soot is his political consciousness and the fact that his political beliefs align pretty well with my own. Iâve dealt with cishet, mostly white guys, both on and off the Internet, for so many damn years, and itâs exhausting. I am so tired of deconstructing myself and suppressing myself for the sake of social interaction, community-building, preventing ostracization, and being able to consume content without feeling enraged or hopeless. It is an exhausting endeavor to want to like and love all the gamers Iâve watched since middle school, and having to just push down and numb the parts of me that want to flinch at offhanded jokes and comments and exclusion from online spaces. Wilbur Soot is a whole other breed of CC. Lol uhhh, I guess heâs what most of the people in the social media circles I used to frequent would call, âa feminist cuckâ and âself-hating white guy.â Which all really just means that he goes just beyond human decency. Donât get me wrong, I do not by any means let white, cishet guys dictate my self-worth anymore, or even let them educate me; thatâs what all the wonderful female and POC and queer CCs that Iâve discovered over the years are for. But thereâs still something deeply satisfying about listening to this person who fits all the demographic checkboxes of the kinda person who used to make me feel so Other and Wrong, instead rant about how teenage girls canât express their interests without being denigrated for them out of deeply-entrenched misogyny, or about how society needs to stop villanizing poor people and realize that government aid and social services do a great service for community betterment and are not just used by people supposedly leeching off the taxpayerâs dime. Thatâs not even to mention the fucking beautiful satire of the E-Girl Trilogy. I always wanted to rant about this, but I donât know how exactly to put it into the proper words... Basically, as someone who has spent years and years retconning, observing, and caught in the midst of incels, conservatives, and just extremely depressed cishet men of all races, I am deeply familiar with all the resentment, anxiety, misogyny, homophobia, gender essentialism, and self-hatred that goes into creating the average 20-something manâs view on women, society, romance, friendships, and sex. The E-Girl Trilogy is fucking brilliant because it so accurately captures this cocktail of emotions and ideologies, creating a fucking perfect caricature of the average man who looks and is just like Wilbur Soot. The persona is so well-crafted that most listeners who arenât familiar with Wilbur as a person, or his political views, actually believe these songs are genuine and empathize with the narrators, can you imagine? And the fact that, in the process, Wilbur himself realizes that all of it is a fucking joke, that the narratorâs views on his love interest are weird and creepy and not at all normal or correct, is what makes it genuine satire. He embodies something so perfectly, only to mock it in the process of showing off how much he can embody it... I love satire, but I fucking suck at writing or accurately embodying it, so Iâve always been so fucking jealous of and beyond impressed by the E-Girl Trilogyâs use of satire.Â
Lol this isnât 10k words, but it was much longer than I fucking thought itâd be. Basically, I really like Wilbur Soot, and writing all of this made me realize just how much I missed watching his VODs and streams...
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Please do holiday prompt 85 (unexpected apology)!
85. we havenât been friends for years but we both end up at a mutual friendâs holiday party and you apologize for how things went down between us (which I wasnât expecting in a million years)
from winter writing prompts here
itâs that time of year again everyone.....ive been so busy with school and zine stuff that im taking a little break to write this today âșïž set very late 2019, before the Events of 2020
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It occurs to Hermann as he stands amongst a handful of societyâs most monied and high-rankingâmulled wine in hand, stiff suit buttoned too-tight around his neckâthat he is not only completely out of his element, but residing at a level of desperation that he cringes to even consider. Hermann does not schmooze; Hermann has never had the capacity to schmooze; in all of his previous attempts at schmoozing (typically at the bequest of his father, who would tote Hermann around as a conversation piece at fundraising events), Hermann would come across invariably as disingenuous, uptight, and arrogant, and certainly not someone with whom one would entrust large cheques made out to the PPDC for.
Yes; desperation. To borrow the clichĂ©, desperate times call for desperate measures. To borrow another, war changes man. Robots wage war on monsters from another world, the UN wages war on the jaeger programâs budget, and Hermann must wage war on prospective PPDC donors if he wishes to still be employed by the New Year. He canât decide which sounds more horrendous, really.
âWould you like more wine, Dr. Gottlieb?â a passing waiter asks Hermann, and Hermann shakes his head.
âNo, thank you,â he says. Hermann has always been a maudlin drunk; he doesnât fancy risking over-drinking tonight, and making an embarrassment of himself by confessing to perfect strangers that his parents never loved him or that he fears heâll never make a true human connection.
âDr. Gottlieb?â someone says, incredulously.
Oh, bugger. Heâs been found out. Hermann sighs, flattens down his cowlick, and plasters on a fake smile: the time has come for him to, er, lie back and think of the PPDC, so to speak. Hopefully itâll go fast.
But when Hermann turns, itâs not to find some acquaintance of his father, or a perfect stranger familiar with his work, or even a distant colleague; itâs to find one Newton Geiszler (who Hermann may have considered a colleague, once, but certainly not anymore), dressed in a horrendous eyesore of a gold (gold) suit, nursing a large red cocktail in each hand, and staring at Hermann like he canât decide if he wants to say something or turn and run. Hermann mirrors his stare. A pin could drop between them, and Hermann reckons, despite the undercurrent of music and chatter, they would be able to hear it.
Hermann is the one to break it. âNewton,â he says. Then he amends, quickly, âDr. Geiszler. I wasnât awareâŠâ He coughs. He suddenly wishes he took another mulled wine, and wonders if itâs too late to summon back the waiter. âYou areâŠhere.â
âUh,â Newton says. âYeah.â
The last time Hermann saw Newton Geiszler, they were standing under an awning outside a Starbucks while a torrential downpour of rain pounded against the sidewalk and soaked their shoes. Hermann was shouting. Newton was shouting, too, and he may have also been crying. They had been asked to leave the building on account of it. That was nearly three years ago. âEr,â Hermann says. âBusiness? Or pleasure?â
Newton has hardly changed in the almost-three years; his hair remains thick and unruly, his jaw in bad need of a shave, his glasses smudged and slightly crooked. The suit is a bloody eyesore, though. Hermann imagines Newton thought it was festive. âBusiness.â Newton snorts. âGod, you think Iâd come here for fun? I havenât had the money for a new sample in months, it was either this or, I donât know, sticking mutated fish under microscopes. Kaiju blue poisoning. Been there done that, and not what I need to be doing now, you know? And you can thank your dad for that too, not having any fucking samples to work with, I mean, and his stupid wallâbut I guess thatâs why youâre here too. I heard theyâre talking about pulling the plug on the jaeger program.â
Newton speaks quickly, and with a bewildering tendency to leap between topics like a game of hopscotch, something Hermann had quite forgotten. (Theyâd only met the once, after all, and Newton disguises it better in writing.) He follows it nonetheless. âYes, well, theyâre still only just rumors,â Hermann says, though he knows (with a certainty) that one more major failing of a jaeger might spell the end of it, âand I certainly hope they stay as such. I take it youâre with the PPDC now, then?â
Newton jerks a thumb towards the waistband of his gold suit, spilling a bit of his cocktail on the floor; Hermann at last notices the PPDC badge clipped to it. Newtonâs grin is identical to the one in his photograph. âHell yeah, dude,â he says. âThey finally hired me about a month after weââ The corners of his mouth twitch down, ever so slightly. ââuh, got coffee.â
It had been a long-standing complaint of Newtonâs, back when they wrote each other, that the PPDC was perfectly happy to use his research but turned a blind eye whenever he submitted yet another application for their k-science research team. Personality conflicts, Hermann always presumed. He and Newton certainly had plenty. Perhaps Hermannâs not the only one whoâs grown desperateâa thought he scolds himself for the unkindness of a moment later. Newton is a brilliant scientist despite his difficulties and their past. âOf course,â Hermann says. âWell, congratulations. I hadnât heard.â
âWine?â a passing waiter asks them.
Newton shakes his head. Hermann takes one this time, gratefully.
âItâs been alright,â Newton says. He downs the entirety of the red cocktail in his right hand. âLike I said. Not many samples to work with. They had me stationed over in Vladivostok, but I got leave for the holidays. And for this I guess.â
âIâve been in Seattle,â Hermann says. âI reckon theyâll be transferring me soon, though I havenât an idea where.â More rumors, of course.
For a moment he allows himself the brief fantasy of being transferred somewhere with Newton, or perhaps itâs more of a fear than a fantasyâyear after year of this sort of insufferable awkwardness? Being forced to work together? Itâs something Hermann had longed for in the past, spending every day with his marvelous penpal at his side. It instills a sort of nausea in him now. Newton touches his arm before Hermann has the chance to excuse himself hide in the loo. âHey, dude, listen,â Newton says. âAbout us getting coffee. I feel like I owe you an apology.â
Hermann canât help it; he snorts, though he immediately regrets it. Newton, at least, does not look offended. âDo you?â Hermann says. Two and a half bloody years too late.
âI mean it,â Newton says. He blinks earnestly at Hermann, and squeezes Hermannâs arm. âI screwed it all up that day, and I couldâveâI donât know, written, or texted, or anything to apologize, but I didnât. And that was shitty of me. So Iâm sorry, I really am. AndâŠyeah. Thatâs it, I guess.â
Itâs the last thing Hermann expected to hear today. Itâs the last thing he expected to hear from Newton. The radio silence following that disastrous day at the coffee shop had been awfulâand itâd been infuriating, too. Where had they even gone wrong that day? Hermann canât remember anymore. Probably a fight over something inconsequential. âI see,â Hermann says. âWell. Er. Thank you, Newton. Your apology is...appreciated.â
âCool,â Newton says.
He stares at Hermann expectantly.
âOh,â Hermann says. âAnd Iâm sorry, too, I suppose.â
âCool,â Newton repeats.
He smiles at Hermann, and Hermann is momentarily suffocated by it, and the sudden reemergence of feelings he thought heâd quashed years ago. Newton is still very attractive. Very, very attractive. Hermannâs arm is warm and tingly from where Newton touched him, and he realizes the warmth is spreading up to his neck and cheeksâheâs blushing. âHey, wanna check out the snack table with me?â Newton says. âI love the rich people food at shit like this. The last one I went to had oysters, which is totally weird. Like, itâs a gala.â
Hermann decides to accept it as the strange peace offering it obviously is meant to be. âAlright,â he says. âThough, I insist you explain your monstrosity of a suit first.â
âItâs classy,â Newton says. âAnyway, youâre one to talk, buddy.â
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BEGIN: Hellsing Liveblog Ch.1
Okay, so in 2017 I tried to do a minimalist log of my experiences watching/reading JoJoâs Bizarre Adventure.   At first, I tried to confine myself to posting one zany screencap from each episode, but as I got deeper into the story I couldnât help but write giant blocks of text about my thoughts.   So by the time I got to Part 6 I was essentially doing an honest-to-goodness liveblog. I even went back and re-covered Part 5 in more detail, just because I barely understood it on the first read.  Â
In 2019, I decided to do a full-on liveblog of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, since I thought it would be a cool big thing to do.   It was a lot of work but I found it immensely satisfying to discuss the whole story in order. Â
After that, I thought it might be nice to tackle something smaller, and Hellsing seemed like a good pick, because I really loved the Hellsing Ultimate anime when I watched it in 2016, and for a while I craved More Of That.   Only there wasnât more, the Hellsing TV series was a hot mess, and thatâs about it.  That just left the manga, which I didnât want to read right after consuming the anime adaptation.   So I decided to liveblog Hellsing in 2020 and... I didnât.   I just never felt like getting started.   Call it apathy, call it real life getting in the way, call it me being too busy to commit to the project.   All I know is itâs 2021 and Iâm just now getting started. Â
I meant to start yesterday for the New Year, but work kicked my ass this week and I needed to decompress more than I realized.  But today, Iâm like âNo more delays, Iâm going to break ground on this, because I want to make this happen.  So here we are.Â
I think thereâs fan translations of the Hellsing manga out there, but I found them nearly impossible to read, so I purchased the digital editions of the official translation published by Dark Horse Comics.  Unfortunately, they donât seem to sell that on their website anymore.  The only reason I still have my copy is because Dark Horse letâs you keep your purchases even after they stop offering them for sale.  For example, Iâve got a bunch of Star Wars comics from them, and theyâre still on my account, even after Dark Horse lost the Star Wars license to Marvel when DIsney bought Lucasfilm.  I... donât like to think about that too much.   Letâs just get rolling here.
The story starts on June 14, 1999.  At least, Iâm pretty sure it was 1999, but thatâs one of the reasons Iâm reading this, so I can get my facts straight.   Thereâs a new vicar in the town of Cheddar, up in northern England.   The comic makes it seem like he just wandered into town one day.  I always figured he was an established member of the community who just happened to become a vampire, but this probably makes more sense.   Everyone calls this dude âThe Cheddar Priestâ, which leads you to take that description at face value.   Itâs easy to think that heâs a real priest whoâs lived in Cheddar for a long time. Â
But it makes more sense if heâs not.  He just dressed up as a vicar so heâd have an easier time preying on the villagers.   The local church would accept him, and his clergy robes would give him an automatic authority.   On June 21, the first incident happened, where a young man on an errand to the next town over never came back.   So the Cheddar Priest played it very carefully to start out.  He waited a week to start feeding, and his first victim was someone who was going to be alone for a while. And he took ten more victims over the next ten days.  Finally, someone caught sight of the priest with blood trickling from his mouth, and he managed to survive the encounter long enough to tell the cops about it.  But when they questioned the priest, he just attacked them, which brings us to July 5.
By this point, the police have sealed off Cheddar with roadblocks, since no one has come out of the village since they first confronted the priest.  At some point Sir Hellsing shows up to take over, and everyoneâs like âSir Hellsing is a g-g-g-g-girl!?â It seems kind of odd to me that all these people would be expecting Hellsing but know so little about her, although she did inherit the title from her father, so maybe they were thinking of him when someone told them who was coming. Â
The really distracting thing about Sir Integra Hellsing in this manga is how... curvy she is.  Both anime adaptations focus on making her very thin and angular, probably to emphasize her visual distinction with Seras, but also probably to play up her masculine traits.  She wears suits, never dresses, goes by âSirâ and not âLadyâ, and immediately takes charge of every situation sheâs in.    The Team Four Star abridged parody of Hellsing Ultimate has a few bits where other characters mistake her for a man.   I donât thing Ultimate went that far with her design. But I could see someone slipping up on that.  Â
But the manga Integra looks a lot more feminine, maybe because Kouta Hirano was going in the opposite direction.   She wears a suit and goes by âSirâ, so he wanted to make her look more babelicious for the sake of contrast.  Thatâs a technical term, by the way.   Also, this is literally chapter one, so making her look different from Seras isnât necessarily an issue yet. Â
Anyway, Integra explains what most readers probably already knew from the back cover of the book: that thereâs a vampire in Cheddar, and the cops have no idea how to deal with this.   She has already found visual evidence of âghoulsâ in the area, which are humans that have been turned into zombies by a vampire bite.   If the human wasnât a virgin when they were bitten. Weâll get into that later.  Â
The cops think sheâs talking crazy, because they think vampires and ghouls are fictional, but Integra explains that supernatural monsters are real, but highly classified.   Thatâs how she got called in to this matter, because her Hellsing Organization, aka the âRoyal Order of Protestant Knightsâ, is responsible for destroying these creatures.  Â
What doesnât make a lot of sense, though, is how Hellsing can properly respond to these kinds of incidents if no one knows to report them.   The tragedy of this chapter is that a lot of innocent people got killed because the police tried to handle it themselves.   What they should have done was to contact Hellsing immediately, except no one knew they were dealing with a vampire because no one thought vampires were real. And no one knew Hellsing was the agency to contact, because Hellsingâs mission is a secret. Â
For that matter, why should any of this be kept a secret at all?  If vampires are a real thing, why not tell the public about it?  That may sound like a stupid question, but tigers are real, and everyone knows it, no matter how big and dangerous tigers can be.  I suppose thereâs a fear that if people knew it was possible to become a vampire then theyâd try to do it for the immortality, but keeping it a secret didnât stop the Cheddar Priest.  If anything, all this secrecy gave him a three-week head start. Â
While explaining the plot to the police, Integra also explains how vampires work.   By drinking the blood of a virgin of the opposite sex, they can turn that virgin into a new vampire. Any other victims just turn into mindless ghouls, which are ânothing more than the vampireâs servantsâ.  So sending cops into Cheddar only makes the problem worse, because the Priest will just eat them and generate more henchmen.  Her solution is to send in a single âspecial anti-vampire expertâ to take care of the whole thing.  His name is Alucard, and one of his first lines in this story is about how he wants to suck some blood.   So he just sort of strolls into Cheddar while...
Of all the police they sent into Cheddar, only one remains, and the Cheddar Priest and his ghouls chase her into the woods.   This is Seras Victoria, as we later find out, and sheâs in deep shit right here.  All her comrades are ghouls now, and her gun doesnât work on vampires.  Iâm guessing the only reason she survived this long was because the priest had to take the time to kill and feed on the others. Â
Here, we see the Priest is also aware of the vampire rules Integra laid out.   He seems to want a devoted army of ghouls, so maybe this was his plan all along.  If he just wanted to feed, he probably should have moved on to the next town before everyone got suspicious, but instead heâs making a stand in Cheddar, steadily building his army while the police are powerless to stop him.  And maybe this is why Hellsing is a secret.   He thinks heâs unstoppable because he doesnât know what measures are in place to stop him. Â
With Seras, olâ C.P. decides that he should rape her before drinking her blood, because he figures thereâs a nonzero chance that she might be a virgin, and he specifically doesnât want to turn her into a vampire like himself.  Iâm not sure why, but I always figured he was concerned that a vampire Seras would turn against him or at least make things difficult for him. Â
But then Alucard shows up and introduces himself.  The priest orders his ghouls to gun him down, but it turns out that Alucard is a vampire himself (gasp!), and the guns donât work on him, just like they donât work on the priest.  Then Al whips out his gun, which does work, because it fires bullets laced with silver from a cross that was in a cathedral.  Wait, I just got a clue. I always thought it was weird that silver bullets kill vampires in this story, since thatâs more of a werewolf thing, but thatâs why the silver was from a melted down cross.   That way itâs good for vampires and werewolves.   There might also be some Blue Kryptonite in there for possible Bizarro infestations, but itâs never outright stated.
So then the Priest gets nervous and takes a hostage.   He never dreamed that there was another vampire running around, let alone one working as a vampire hunter, in the service of humans.  He assumes that Al will let him go in order to save the girl, but instead he asks her if sheâs a virgin, and the priest realizes thereâs only one reason heâd even bring that up: Alucard isnât here to save anyone, heâs just here to kill the Cheddar Priest.Â
For some reason, despite saying the bullets would kill vampires, Alucard runs his arm through the Priest after he makes the shot.  Maybe that was just for flourish.   The real reason he used the gun, of course, was that he knew Seras would die in any event, but at least this way he stopped the Priest before he could decapitate her or something.   Serasâ wound is fatal, but at least thereâs time for him to offer an apology and give her a chance to consider his (implied) offer.
When Alucard returns from the village, heâs got Seras wrapped up in a blanket, and it turns out sheâs a vampire now too.   And this is kind of the most important moment in this whole story, because Seras is the best character, there are no elections, and this her origin story.  Â
I think a lot about Serasâ fateful decision here.  Itâs often framed as a choice.  Whenever she gets frustrated with her situation, Alucard reminds her that she could have just refused him, but what kind of choice is that?  She could either âliveâ as a vampire or bleed out in the middle of nowhere.   Seras is a survivor.  She kept fighting the priest until the bitter end, and when there were no other moves to make, she accepted the one path that would allow her to continue.  Â
Also, I think a lot of their relationship is based on Seras seeing what Alucard is and wanting that for herself.   He marched right into Cheddar like a badass, ready to beat all the bad guys, but thatâs the same thing she did earlier.   The only difference is that his gun actually worked and he had the power to use it.  I donât think Seras wanted to become a vampire, but becoming a vampire hunter? One as strong as Alucard?  Yeah, she would want that.  Especially after the utter despair and humiliation she just experienced.  But weâll have plenty more to say about Seras, donât you worry.
I was planning to cover three chapters in one post, but this one is pretty important, and I kind of went overboard, so Iâll save Chapters 2 and 3 for later.  Doncha dare miss it!
#2021 hellsingliveblog#hellsing#alucard#integra hellsing#seras victoria#cheddar priest#i wish they had given him a name#'cheddar priest' makes me think of cheese#like you go to communion and instead of wafers they hand out cheezits
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A loooong post, and I know long essays can be annoying, so putting behind a cut, but I have some Thoughts when I see a post like this by @willandkate
- First: Iâm not sure who you are trying to convince with your post? Also, you start with Williamâs 2016 statement, but then the rest of your post tries to make a case for why statements are not the BRF thing and that other gestures were made. The statement from William shows there is precedent for statements supporting Harry and Meghan, so your argument isnât very strong.
- Small gestures were not going to cut it! The response to Meghan is on a whole other level, and that should have necessitated other measures IMO. If you are having to sum up all the small moments for fellow royal watchers, who pay attention to this stuff, how is anybody else even going to notice?
- Stop normalizing the press abuse of royal women. If your response to the abuse Meghan gets, is to sum up what other royal women dealt with in the past, youâve lost the argument. The amount of abuse any of these women got is not ok, and you going straight to mentioning that abuse is a means to deflect from talking in depth about all the facets of what Meghan has been dealing with. A big issue in the royal fandom is still the amount of people unwilling to talk about and understand what only Meghan deals with within the BRF (racism and xenophobia). It makes some people uncomfortable to talk about it and itâs fucking sad. The BRF wasnât ready for growth, but neither were some people in the royal fandom. Itâs a big problem to continue to see this conflating of Meghanâs treatment with the treatment of other royal women in the BRF.
- The abuse Meghan gets is contributing to a national (and international lbr) debate about racism in the UK. POC in commonwealth countries are looking at this and it reflects badly on the BRF. This is a huge added element to the treatment of Meghan, that is not present in abuse that other royal women got in the past. That Kate got called âWaity Katyâ by the press, dit not lead to the possibility of negative sentiment in CW countries towards the monarchy. This was said last month:
âThis week a senior Commonwealth figure told me that the tabloid treatment of Meghan â so clearly racist to observers in other parts of the world, while large parts of the British public remain in denial â is having a knock-on effect in making it harder for him to promote Britain abroad.â - Afua Hirsch, The Guardian
- You summing up all these perceived gestures, does not say anything about how Meghan (and Harry) experienced that âsupportâ. Are you deciding for Harry and Meghan that it was enough? Did you really expect them to say otherwise during the engagement interview? And those small moments William and Kate spoke about them, what else were they going to say? On the surface, a show of support, but tells us absolutely nothing about how things are behind closed doors. Your post decidedly ignores that.
- After all this supposed support, Harry and Meghan still left. Fact. Is that all on them? The warm embrace of the Cambridges must have felt a bit too warm for them I guess. They couldnât handle all the love. Your post lacks analysis into the possible reasons for Harry and Meghan and the shared blame of different parties in things coming to a head in this way.
- I also have the following question: if you are going to call out the Sussexes for overshadowing other royals, you have to be fair. What did you think of Kate launching her 5 question survey on the same day as Charlesâ big speech in Davos? Is that not overshadowing him? Kate had been working on this for two years, but she just has to launch on the same day as a big Charles speech, that is important to him? Genuinely curious how you view that. And if a promo for Harry and Meghanâs documentary overshadows a Cambridge tour, seems to me that is a Cambridge problem. Harry and Meghan have no say over when ITV airs a promo.Â
- Harry and Meghan didnât deserve a statement of support, because they made the announcement that they were leaving, without consent? Weird take, as itâs odd to say in retrospect that they didnât deserve a statement earlier in 2019, when things were at their worst, because at the start of 2020 they made an announcement. Thatâs after the fact. The BRF knew about Harry and Meghan entertaining the possibility of stepping back. Fact. There was a reason they felt the need to go public with it now, as it has been mentioned they were halted and sent away by courtiers when they were trying to discuss things with the queen and Charles. Your post doesnât explore the reason for why Harry and Meghan may have done what they did and incorrectly places all of the blame on them.Â
- I donât know if you watched Harry and Meghanâs documentary? A couple obviously struggling, and Meghanâs hard time as a royal is not going to be made better simply by a pat on the back from Kate after Serena lost at Wimbledon. Itâs wild that you, and others, think that is doing enough to show support.
- None of what youâve said takes into account the KP press approach over the past couple of years. For example, any small gesture of support from Kate to Meghan gets severely undermined when KP is completely fine with a press narrative meant to embiggen Kate, at Meghanâs expense. Itâs naive to believe that KP has had no part in that and Iâve yet to see a Kate/Cambridge fan accept that reality and own that itâs been happening. The reality has always been that the BRF are fine throwing each other under the bus. PR and actually thinking about how that makes them look has never been the strong suit of this family.
- You know what else undermines any small gesture of support for Meghan? The seemingly huge gestures of support from the queen to Andrew! If Liz keeps taking Andrew out and about, I sure as fuck am not still giving her kudos for taking Meg on an engagement back in June of 2018! And sure, it wouldâve been smart optics for Harry and Meghan to visit Balmoral, and I would have advised them of that if I worked for them, but also; should they have visited before or after the queen was seen going to church with a smiling Andrew the day after Epstein died? Effectively showing she doesnât give a fuck about her own image either. You could argue that isnât a great advertisement for wanting to visit the queen.. Plus Harry and Meghan live(d) in Windsor, where they queen spends most of her time anyway.
- Speaking of the Queen, it is so often ignored how much influence she does have over the press. Iâm sure over the years there has been many a time where she has intervened on behalf of the likes of Andrew. Why is it that Meghan has to have the stiff upper lip? Because this is what all royal women just have to face?
- I find it odd that you are only blaming Harry and Meghan for possibly feeling isolated. A struggling couple, dealing with a lot, should receive most of that blame? That darn Harry and Meghan are just being so difficult because they didnât feel that William and Kate standing near them that time in Westminster Abbey was enough!1! They are so ungrateful.Â
- Harry and Meghan leaving looks bad for the BRF, however you slice it. It reflects badly on them. Even if you donât believe that, Iâm sure you still feel that all this drama should have been prevented, for the sake of your faves? If this has been a topic of conversation with Harry and Meghan since last year, then why not also make it a topic of conversation how the rest of the BRF could and should have done more to prevent them choosing to leave?Â
All in all, your post on this is very superficial and lacks nuance, but that tracks with what Iâve seen from most Cambridge fans. I know there is no point convincing you, and others, just like there is no point in your post trying to convince Sussex fans. But this had to be said and honestly Iâve been sitting on this since after the documentary aired.
#duchess of sussex#meghan markle#duchess of cambridge#kate middleton#british royal family#i'm in a bitchy mood and I'm done
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Joseph Carey Merrick (5 August 1862 â 11 April 1890), often erroneously called John Merrick, was an English man with severe deformities. He was first exhibited at a freak show as the "Elephant Man", and then went to live at the London Hospital after he met Frederick Treves, subsequently becoming well known in London society.
~ EARLY LIFE AND FAMILY ~
Joseph Carey Merrick was born on August 5, 1862 at 50 Lee Street in Leicester, to Joseph Rockley Merrick and his wife Mary Jane (nĂ©e Potterton). Joseph Rockley Merrick (c. 1838â1897) was the son of London-born weaver Barnabas Merrick (1791â1856) who moved to Leicester during the 1820s or 1830s, and his third wife Sarah Rockley. Mary Jane Potterton (c. 1837â1873) had been born at Evington, Leicestershire, her father being William Potterton, who was described as an agricultural labourer in the 1851 census of Thurmaston, Leicestershire. She was said to have some form of physical disability and as a young woman worked as a domestic servant in Leicester before marrying Joseph Rockley Merrick, then a warehouseman, in 1861.
The following year, Joseph Carey Merrick was born, apparently healthy. He had no outward anatomical signs of, and no symptoms of any disorder for the first few years of his life. Named after his father, he was given the middle name Carey by his mother, a Baptist, after the preacher William Carey. The Merricks had two more children,  William Arthur, born January 1866, who died of scarlet fever on 21 December 1870 aged four and was buried on Christmas Day 1870; and Marion Eliza, born 28 September 1867, who was born with physical disabilities and died of myelitis and "seizures" on 19 March 1891, aged 23. William is buried with his mother, aunts and uncles in Welford Road Cemetery in Leicester while Marion is buried with her father in Belgrave Cemetery in Leicester.Â
A pamphlet titled "The Autobiography of Joseph Carey Merrick", produced c. 1884 to accompany his exhibition, states that he started to display anatomical signs at approximately five years of age, with "thick lumpy skin". According to a 1930 article in the Illustrated Leicester Chronicle, he began to develop swellings on his lips at the age of 21 months, followed by a bony lump on his forehead and a loosening and roughening of the skin. As he grew, a noticeable difference between the size of his left and right arms appeared and both his feet became significantly enlarged. The Merrick family explained his symptoms as the result of Mary's being knocked over and frightened by a fairground elephant while she was pregnant with Joseph. The concept of maternal impressionâthat the emotional experiences of pregnant women could have lasting physical effect on their unborn childrenâwas still common in 19th-century Britain. Merrick held this belief about the cause of his affliction for his entire life.
In addition to his deformities, at some point during his childhood, Merrick suffered a fall and damaged his left hip. This injury became infected and left him permanently lame. Although affected by his physical deformities, Merrick attended school and enjoyed a close relationship with his mother. She was a Sunday school teacher, and his father worked as an engine driver at a cotton factory, as well as running a haberdashery business. On 29 May 1873, fewer than three years after the death of her youngest son William, Mary Jane Merrick died from bronchopneumonia. Joseph Rockley Merrick moved with his two children to live with Mrs. Emma Wood Antill, a widow with children of her own. They married on 3 December 1874.
~ EMPLOYMENT AND THE WORKHOUSE ~
Merrick left school aged 13, which was usual for the time. His home-life was now "a perfect misery", and neither his father nor his stepmother demonstrated affection towards him. He ran away "two or three" times, but was brought back by his father each time. At 13, he found work rolling cigars in a factory, but after three years, his right hand deformity had worsened and he no longer had the dexterity required for the job. Now unemployed, he spent his days wandering the streets, looking for work and avoiding his stepmother's taunts.
Merrick was becoming a greater financial burden on his family, and eventually his father secured him a hawker's licence which enabled him to earn money selling items from the haberdashery shop, door to door. This endeavour was unsuccessful, since Merrick's facial deformities rendered his speech increasingly unintelligible and prospective customers reacted with horror to his physical appearance. Housewives refused to open doors for him and now people not only stared at him but followed him out of curiosity. Merrick failed to make enough money as a hawker to support himself. On returning home one day in 1877, he was severely beaten by his father and he left home for good.
"I was taunted and sneered at so that I would not go home to my meals, and used to stay in the streets with a hungry belly rather than return for anything to eat, what few half-meals I did have, I was taunted with the remarkâ'That's more than you have earned.'"Â â "The Autobiography of Joseph Carey Merrick".
Merrick was now homeless on the streets of Leicester. His uncle, a barber named Charles Merrick, heard of his nephew's situation, sought him out and offered him accommodation in his home. Merrick continued to hawk around Leicester for the next two years but his efforts to earn a living met with little more success than before. Eventually, his disfigurement drew such negative attention from members of the public that the Commissioners for Hackney Carriages withdrew his licence when it came up for renewal. With young children to provide for, Charles could no longer afford to support his nephew. In late December 1879, now 17 years old, Merrick entered the Leicester Union Workhouse.
Merrick became one of 1,180 residents in the workhouse. Joseph was given a classification to determine his place of accommodation. The class system determined which department or ward he would reside in as well as the amounts of food he would receive. Joseph was classed as class one for able bodied males and females. On 22 March 1880, only 12 weeks after entering, Merrick signed himself out of the workhouse and spent two days looking for work. With no more success than before, he found himself with no option but to return to the workhouse. This time he stayed for four years.
Around 1882, Merrick underwent surgery on his face. The protrusion from his mouth had grown to 20-22 centimeters and severely inhibited his speech and made it difficult to eat. He was operated on in the Workhouse Infirmary under the direction of Dr Clement Frederick Bryan and had a large part of the mass removed.
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DURBACH, Nadja (2009), The Spectacle of Deformity: Freak Shows and Modern British Culture.
GRAHAM, Professor Pete W.; & OEHLSEHLAEGER, Fritz H. (1992), Articulating the Elephant Man: Joseph Merrick and His Interpreters.
GROVE, Milford (2018), The Secret Life of The Elephant Man.
HOWELL, Michael (2001), The True History of The Elephant Man.
LAMONTAGNE, James (2018), Merrick.
MONTAGU, Ashley (1971), The Elephant Man: A Study in Human Dignity.
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#Joseph Merrick#Joseph Carey Merrick#John Merrick#Elephant man#The Elephant Man#dr frederick treves#1862#1860s#Royal London Hospital#Leicester Union Workhouse#Alexandra Princess of Wales#Alexandra of Denmark#19th Century#victorian era#victorian england#Victorian people#Victorian London#Dr Clement Frederick Bryan#whitechapel#1873#1874#1870s#1877#1879#1880#1882#1880s
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So thereâs a post going around saying JKR wasnât always a bad person, bringing up her good politics from a decade ago, and saying that it just goes to show that even good people can be radicalised.
Well...itâs important to realise that not all TERFs were necessarily âalways badâ before they went down the rabbit hole. If you say âIt could never happen to me!â then youâre just making it so that you wonât recognise the radicalisation techniques when you see them.
But itâs also important to consider that JK R*wling has always had highly problematic tendancies, has always been racist, and has never been as good as her one-time politics would indicate.
Consider...
She openly appropriated elements of Native cultures in 2016, before she displayed any even slightly TERFy tendancies. finding-my-culture, an Ojibwe blogger, did a magnificent take down of it here and I will not presume to speak for them. I canât add anything to that discussion. But in sum: R*wling spent nearly seven thousand words writing a thoroughly colonialist, white view of Native Americans with no thought to the real people she was doing harm to. Oh, but she comes from another country, you might say. She didnât learn the same history Americans and Canadians did about colonialism. Bullshit. She has the entire sum of human knowledge available to her through the internet, she could have done basic research to try and portray things slightly more sensitively, or even just research enough to think that maybe that wasnât her story to tell and not write that background, but she didnât do that. She used lazy stereotypes to write a racist story to promote her new series of movies instead.
Closely related, R*wling is thoroughly colonialist in her outlook, as displayed by what she does with Bill Weasley, who, youâll remember, is a curse breaker in Egypt: he breaks into tombs, steals the gold inside, and delivers it to the antisemitic stereotypes goblins. Heâs portrayed as a cool guy with a great job who gives his family tours of tombs for fun. Rowling doesnât go into any details about the culture of ancient Egyptian wizards (probably a good thing given her track record with non-white cultures), but unfortunately that doesnât exactly make things better. Literally all we know about the tombs Bill is breaking into is that they were made by ancient Egyptian wizards who, like their real-life counterparts, had a lot of gold and treasure in their tombs and went to great pains to guard it. Hereâs what we know about why real life Egyptians did this: 1. They would be reborn in the afterlife, which necessitated preserving their bodies 2. The items inside would guide the deceased person in their afterlife, be objects they would use in their new life or would protect them. This was taken very seriously If ancient Egyptian wizards did this, thatâs because they likely had the same beliefs as real life ancient Egyptians. Egypt was under British colonial rule from 1882 to 1956. Before and during this time, Britian and other European entities plundered and looted their way through Egypt and stole untold numbers of precious cultural artefacts. Calls from Egypt to repatriate these have been ignored. No mention is made of Bill having any problems carrying out his work, meaning R*wling apparently canât conceive of a sovereign nation taking issue with a foreign power stealing from them. This indicates a pattern: non-white cultures are tools to R*wling to prop up her white characters, and have been for twenty years.Â
Literally from chapter 2 of Philosopherâs Stone R*wling established herself as fatphobic and went on to prove sheâs got a healthy dose of internalised misogyny as well. Vernon and Dudley have a lot of disparaging comments made about their weight even though they werenât needed, the characters are just mean people. Feminine girls in the series are continually ridiculed, from Cho Chang to Lavender Brown to Fleur Delacour. Fleur isnât treated with any measure of respect until she âprovesâ herself worthy of it by proving she *gasp* isnât shallow despite being pretty. Though she apparently made efforts to get to know the Weasleys while she was engaged to Bill (she spent time living with them, after all), weâre never shown any of the Weasleys actually trying to have a conversation with her, or even try to make her welcome and find things she would enjoy doing. Girls and women in the series who are too feminine for R*wling (which appears to mean anyone who is naturally pretty without effort, who puts effort into how they look, and so on) are treated as lesser until they prove theyâve got more going for them than just their looks.
Look, I get the point of that popular post. Instead of making her out to be evil so her becoming a TERF was just a natural progression, its supposed to remind everyone that radicalisation can happen to anyone, and thatâs a good goal. But we canât pretend R*wling was this paragon of leftist virtues before this. She was incredibly problematic and pretending sheâs only been doing things worthy of criticism since December 2019 when she tweeted in support of Maya Forstader ignores the harmful portrayals of non-white cultures that POC have been talking about for years. Pretending R*wling was perfectly good before erases the toxic beliefs she inserted into her books. Now that more people are critical of R*wling weâre finally in an environment where weâre talking openly the other stuff she did that she deserves criticism for. Letâs not erase that. Even progressive people have things they need to work on, especially white, first-world people who otherwise seem to care about social issues, letâs not forget that or pretend that bringing all that up is a weird new trend.
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