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skimmed the star spoilers thread. these books fucking suck lol
#they're bad even for kids books#we have yet another arc with an incohesive story and godawful pacing and inconsistent characters and overall it sends a bad message#but there are a few interesting ideas#or at least concepts of ideas#for me to rotate it in my head#curlfeather and frostpaw i'm sorry that the erins don't know you like i do#asc spoilers#curlfeather#frostpaw#warrior cats#my art
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day 15: haunting âĄ
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#HALFWAY THROUGH??!#minifemslashfeb2024#ace attorney#lanamia#lana skye#mia fey#rotating them in my head#what if ghost mia DIDN'T agree with lana#I should add that my original concept for this was#that ghost mia is just a projection and lana is just imagining her spite post-mortem#as one does when they are not in a good state of mind#but I also think if mia genuinely disapproved of her actions... that would be so interesting#either way I think it should haunt lana#I just think that would be interesting#like what if mia asked about it when she was alive and investigating corruption#and lana deliberately lied to her#those kinds of regrets...#I love ghost stories...#me wanting mia to actually haunt the narrative...
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Dead Boy Detectives (2024)
1.02 â The Case of the Dandelion Shrine
1.04 â The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers
#these are sister scenes to me#charles coming in swinging with the thousand yard stare in BOTH of them đ#anyway. rotating the difference in Edwinâs responses in my head <3#two episodes and a whole character arc#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland#niko sasaki#tragic mick#george rexstrew#jayden revri#yuyu kitamura#michael beach#my gifs
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3 times Phantom's Guardian was Mentioned + 1 Time He Showed Up
One
Phantomâs introduction to Young Justice wasnât as dramatic as Empressâ or Sloboâs, or even Arrowetteâs first introduction to the cave. No, it wasnât during the Olympics, or on a battlefield, and he didnât come in injured and looking for help.Â
Impulse just brought Phantom in one day and insisted that he should join because heâs their age, interested in justice, and now that Gretaâs human again they need another ghost member. So Phantom stayed, popping in and out for missions but never really sticking around all that long.Â
Today is one of the days that Phantomâs with them on a mission, that being looking around a lab of the Brainâs that had an energy surge recently, despite it being presumably abandoned.Â
Kon got paired up with Phantom to check the rest out first, since they both have better hearing than Anita and Tim, who were both still in the main room working on checking the computers for previous activity.Â
The room is dark except for the light green ball glowing slightly above Phantomâs hand. He waves it around enough for it to reflect off of glass, then throws it up to the ceiling. The light expands enough to illuminate the room.Â
Phantom mumbles about not knowing he could do that. Kon ignores him and moves closer to inspect the glass tubes to the side of several monitors set up.Â
âLooks like cloning equipment,â Phantom says, casually. He drags a finger through the dust gathering on one of the monitors. âDonât think theyâve been activated recently, though, so thatâs good.â
âWhat? You got a problem with clones or something?â Itâs a quick and defensive answer, and Phantom puts his hands up in surrender.Â
âNot in concept.â He shrugs and joins Kon near the tubes. âBut not a lot of people ask before making clones.â
âSo I donât need to sic Superman on you?â Obviously Kon could chew Phantom out himself, but few can do a ânot mad, just disappointedâ face better than Clark.Â
Phantom scrunches his face. âWhy would you need to?âÂ
Kon stops pretending to inspect the tube and stares at Phantom. âYou do know Iâm a clone, right?â The blank look on Phantomâs face tells him that no, he did not. âWell I am. Clone of Superman, though weâre pretty much brothers now.â
âCool,â Phantom says, not a bit less friendly. He hesitates for a second before continuing, âCould I maybe ask you how you got there? Me and my clone have landed on cousins, but that was also, like, given to us by her evil dad. So.â
Phantom trails off. Huh, that makes three members of the team that have been cloned. Not a lot, but itâs weird that itâs happened three times.Â
âYouâre making sure she feels accepted, right?âÂ
âYeah! Well, whenever sheâs around. She,â Phantom waves his hand around, looking for the right word, âSheâs a wanderer. Exploring the world and stuff. But Richard has a room for her at home, and I remind her of that whenever she does stop by.âÂ
âWell, first of all, donât push it so hard,â Kon says. Phantom nods enthusiastically. âAnd second, whoâs Richard?â
Kon doesnât know a lot of Richards, and he doesnât think that Phantom ever mentioned one before. Or even if he remembers his living life.Â
âOh, heâs my, uh, guardian? I guess thatâs the best term. The guy Iâm living with who forces me to go to school sometimes.â Phantom looks away and back to the tubes.Â
Before Kon can ask for more details, Robin and Empress come in with a report of dead computers and wanting to know where theyâre at with the cloning room.
Theyâre unimpressed with their lack of progress.
Two
Wally doesnât really need to come by the Hamilton Lodge that often, not when thatâs Young Justiceâs territory and he doesnât want to get involved in all of That.
But Red Tornado said that the team has a file on a planet thatâs very quickly becoming a league problem, and he figured it might be a good time to try to check in with Bart, anyway. Make sure he hasnât run any cars off cliffs again and all that.Â
So he stops by Manchester to ask Bart about the file, then they both head East to actually find it.Â
When they arrive at the hotel minutes later, Wallyâs surprised to actually find it⊠clean? Thereâs no visible trash or overturned furniture or anything else heâd expect from an abandoned hotel filled with teenagers. Well, maybe not filled, lately. He doesnât think anyoneâs living here currently, with Greta at Eliasâ for the school year and Slobo gone.Â
Still, the room smells slightly of artificial pine scent, and Bart perks up before disappearing and reappearing rapidly, holding a teammate up by his armpits. Said teammate just accepts this, his legs folding into a wispy tail, and head rolling against his shoulders.Â
âThis is Phantom!â Bart holds him up higher. Phantom waves. Wallyâs only heard of him through Maxâs updates, the same way he would hear about Preston or Carol, but with more wariness about the supposed ghost.Â
Actually looking at the pale face and glowing green eyes contrasting against the darker than dark jumpsuit, Wallyâs a little more ready to accept his claim at being undead.Â
âHe stress cleans,â Bart explains, moving to carry Phantom under his arm. Wally bites down the urge to tell him to put him down, but only because Phantom doesnât resist the hold, only moving to get into a more comfortable position. His hands are touching the floor. âSo what happened?âÂ
Bart directs the question downwards, and Phantom heaves a very dramatic sigh. Definitely a teenager. It does raise the question of who exactly this kidâs mentor is. Hopefully he does have one. Maybe heâs the Spectreâs kid?
Phantom phases through the arm holding him only to lay on top of Bartâs hair. âI accidentally called Richard dad. And then fled.âÂ
Bart nods sagely. âClassic. One time I accidentally called Max dad, so I had to start a fire to distract him.â
Phantom sighs again, almost dreamily. âGenius.âÂ
Wally doesnât have time to unpack all of that. Well he does, but heâs not going to, because thereâs really only one Richard that comes to mind that might have the heart to take in a dead kid, even if he doesnât go by his full name.
But surely Dick would have told him, or any other Titan, if he had adopted a kid. Right?
But thereâs still a little shadow of doubt. Maybe Dick wanted it to be a secret, or it was really new or had a rocky start. Phantom doesnât seem to hold himself like a Bat, but itâs not a guarantee Dick would have trained him.Â
âThe lodge looks nice,â Wally offers out loud, which Phantom shrugs at and wraps his tail around Bartâs head to keep secure. âAnyway, Impulse. The file on Myrg?âÂ
âOh yeah!â Again, Bart disappears then reappears a few seconds later with a paper file. They really need to start digitizing more of these things. âThatâs the planet where we played baseball so that they wouldnât destroy Earth!âÂ
âYou what.âÂ
The prospect of Dick following in his dadâs footsteps is forgotten in the face of what the hell Young Justice got up to on Myrg.Â
Three
Tim may be in aâŠPredicament.Â
Itâs not his fault. Really. He knew what he was doing. He couldnât let a civilian fall for the trap. But they were already so close, so he just, kinda, pushed himself into the rope instead.Â
So there Robin is, tied upside down in a warehouse, with the Joker below next to an overly complicated control panel. The clownâs rambling about bombs hidden all over the city that Tim knows Batman is already tracking down with Batgirl.Â
Timâs not really paying attention to the rant because of that, more focused on wiggling enough to get the spare mini-birdarang out of his glove to cut the rope without notifying the Joker.Â
âYikes, bad time?â Asks Phantomâs voice beside him. Based on the source and accounting for the slight echo, heâs floating with his head near Timâs, likely upside down. âWant some help?âÂ
Tim gets the birdarang out and starts sawing at the thick rope. They should be fine anyway, but stalling the Joker for extra time would be helpful. âCan you possess the Joker? Just hold him still.â
âThe correct term is overshadow, but sure.â The voice disappears, and a few seconds later the Joker freezes.Â
His body jerks forward, then backward, and a laugh chokes out of his throat. His hand claws over his mouth at the noise and he hunches over. All movement halts before he rights himself, shaking out his hands and rolling his shoulders. Phantom looks up at Tim and his eyes are glowing.Â
Tim cuts through the rope, kicking and using the momentum to right himself and land on his feet. He brushes past Phantom in Jokerâs body to handle the control panel. He turns off the radio broadcast and dismantles the bomb strapped to the panel.
Threat handled, he turns to Phantom and holds up some handcuffs. âLet me arrest you?â
Phantom obliges, turning the Jokerâs body around and putting his hands behind his back. Tim lets him walk by himself out of the warehouse and moves the handcuffs around a lamppost. The Jokerâs body jerks again, then slumps forward, just as Phantom reappears next to him, scowling down at the unconscious body.Â
âThat felt really slimy. Zero out of ten, would not do again,â Phantom grouches.Â
âWhyâre you in Gotham?â Tim asks. Itâs not like Phantom makes a habit of visiting. The last time he came into the city, he complained about feeling the dead under the streets. Fortunately, that let Tim uncover a few tunnels that Talons travel through. Phantom, however, was unnerved by the Talons and left quickly.Â
âOh, Solomon Grundyâs back in our sewers. Richard said I should probably tell one of you Gotham heroes, since you keep track of those guys.â He shakes out his hands like they were cramped in the Joker.Â
They hadnât seen Grundy in a while. Tim assumed he was currently in a less violent personality. âWhatâs he doing?âÂ
Phantom shrugs. âJust chilling. Mostly underground. I tried to talk to him but he only grunted back at me. He also tried to pick me up, dunno what that was about.â
âMaybe because youâre both dead?â Tim guessed. That would be a surface level connection. Ivy and Woodrue have had more luck working with Grundy than anyone, and Phantom definitely doesnât have the connection to the Green thatâd help with that.Â
Police lights turn around the corner, and Tim shoots a grapple to get to the roof above them. Phantom follows, but disappears as soon as theyâre on the roof. Going back home, probably.Â
Cass drops down from the roof she was listening on. âRichard?â
âNot the same one.â
They both stick around long enough to watch the Joker get put into the cop car.Â
Plus one
A spaceship landed in the forests of New York, and Cassieâs team was the first to respond to it. Technically not respond, but check it out, since there wasnât any alert or anything.Â
Still, Wonder Girl has Empress, Robin, and Superboy on the other side of the ship, watching what looks like the back door, while she, Impulse, and Phantom watch the other door and main window. She has binoculars, but the windows are so tinted she canât quite make anything out.Â
No aliens have come out yet, and she hesitates to have anyone go in, in case whoever inside does turn hostile.Â
Impulse has offered to run through a total of five times already, and itâs a testament to his restraint that he hasnât, and a testament to Cassieâs that she hasnât yelled at him yet. Phantom at least isnât being annoying, but heâs not necessarily helpful, either. Heâs not even watching the spaceship anymore. Now heâs trying to make a flower crown out of dandelions.Â
âDoorâs opening on our side,â Robin says from the comms. âBut no oneâs coming out.âÂ
âAlright, good enough to try to get in,â Cassie decides. She turns to Phantom, whoâs closing off the circle of flowers. Beside him, Impulse has since pulled out a gameboy. âPhantom, go in invisibly through the open door and report back. Try to see what their plans are.âÂ
âOh, sure. One second.â Phantom finishes the crown and tries to put it on Bartâs head. It doesnât quite fit over his mane of hair, but Phantom shrugs and leaves it sitting there anyway before going invisible.Â
âMaybe I should shave my head again,â Bart says as his game character dies.Â
He gets a resounding no in response.Â
Half an hour later they have a very annoyed Green Lantern lecturing them about league jurisdiction and knowing when to call someone else.Â
Apparently, the alien ship was just stopping to complete some maintenance, and did not appreciate any spying on them, and especially did not appreciate who did it. Green Lantern was more than happy to explain that Wonder Girlâs team is not really a part of the Justice League and he can help with their maintenance. They denied his help and left to find a place with less people in it.Â
â-and you!â Green Lantern rounds on Phantom next, but Cassie knows none of them are really listening. Sure, they messed up by freaking out the visiting aliens, and yeah maybe they should have contacted the league about it, but theyâve dealt with stuff worse than this! Itâs not Cassieâs fault she thought that this would have stuck to the formula.Â
âWho even are you?â Green Lantern runs a hand through his black hair, stupid green gauntlets shining in the sunlight. âDo I need to call your mentor?â He frowns. âOr do they know you mess up alien technology by just being around it?âÂ
Phantom scoffs and rolls his eyes. âHow was I supposed to know their tech would go all fuzzy when I came in?âÂ
âYou wouldnât have to know if you just stayed out of the spaceship!âÂ
âHey!â Cassie cuts in. âTechnically that was my call. Itâs not all on Phantom.â
âI still could've been more careful,â Phantom says to her, ignoring Green Lantern as they argue about blame.Â
âCut it out for a second, okay?â Green Lantern puts a hand between them and they stop to glare at him. He pulls the hand back. âLook, can I just talk to one of your adults about this?âÂ
Robin glares. âWe donât need an adult. We have this under control.â
âOnly because Iâm here now.âÂ
âIâll call my mentor,â Phantom says. Kon opens his mouth, most likely to offer to call Superman instead in hopes of a lighter sentence, but Bart covers his mouth, smiling like he knows something Cassie doesnât. Tim and Anita share a look, and donât intervene as Phantom pulls out a phone from his chest.Â
It rings once before itâs picked up. Cassie canât hear the other side of the conversation, but Konâs eyebrows scrunch in confusion. âHey, do you think you can pick me up? Green Lantern wants to talk to you.â Phantom looks Green Lantern up and down then says, âNo, this one doesnât have a cape.â
Phantom says goodbye after rattling off their coordinates, hangs up, and stares at Green Lantern in silence for a few seconds.Â
And then a swirling mass of black seeps into the space next to Phantom. The end of a cane steps out of it, followed by a leg, then the rest of the immaculately dressed man holding the handle of the cane thatâs shaped like a birdâs head.Â
âPhantom,â The man says. His voice drips with condescension in only a way a british accent can, yet Phantom smiles up at him. The shadowy portal behind him disappears. âWhat, exactly, happened?â
âThatâs the fucking Shade,â Anita hisses to Robin, who shrugs noncommittedly at her. Green Lantern seems to recognise him too, taking a step back and clenching his hand that holds his ring.Â
âWell, the team and I were staking out this spaceshipâsuper cool, by the wayâand I went inside to check it out, but my presence messed with their techâwhich was an accidentâand they freaked out, so I freaked out, and then we kinda got into a little fight until Green Lantern came to mediate.â
âHm. Is that right?â The Shade asks Green Lantern, who nods slowly, still anticipating an attack. âIt seems like the problemâs fixed, then.â
âWell, yes, butââ
âAnd it does seem about time for these kids to get home, doesn't it?â The Shade pulls out an actual pocket watch, chain and all, from his suit pocket and takes his time in checking it. âIâll see them home.âÂ
Shadows grow from behind the team, swirling until they become a giant, gaping maw that swallows them up and spits them out in a different forest, or maybe just a different part of the same forest.Â
Either way, Cassie has to take a moment to make sure she doesnât throw up from the sudden vertigo the shadow portal caused.Â
The Shade looks at Phantom, and raises an eyebrow. âYou canât expect me to always bail you out.âÂ
Phantom shrugs, looking guilty. âI know. Thanks, Richard.â
Oh, so thatâs who Richard is. Annoyingly, neither Tim or Bart look surprised by this revelation.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#this post was brought to you by me recently finishing starman 1994#which i totally recommend it was rlly good and im happy i was able to read the physical version because there are some double page spreads#that were beautiful and i just know the online ver would've butchered#this is also part of my put danny in opal agenda!!#come on guys!! partially if not all powered by cosmic energy#missing heroes other than like benetti and the shade as far as i know#and used to have a ghostly curse on it!!! perfect place#also it's no-pulse coded because im still rotating them in my head like a microwave#the gl is supposed to b Kyle but sry if he's off i only know him from his appearances in yj and hitman#and i tried to do a read more thingy because it got long i hope it works
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Let There Be Light
#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens 2#crowley#anthony j crowley#david tennant#stuff and things#userpharawee#idk.#IDK! just. rotating thoughts in my head like a rotisserie angel don't mind me
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oh smg4 fixation how far ive fallen for you ............ hhi smg4 fandom waving nervously
#GOING INSANE THEY ROTATE IN MY HEAD TWENTY FOUR SEVEN.....MARIO IS NEXT(SLASH THREATENING)#smg4 fanart#smg4#smg3#smg4 smg3#smg4 eggdog#smg4 beeg smg4#birdyfy art#i cant believe tjis. coming back from my (short) art hiatus and i bring forth MEN to my blog. shaking my head/huge jay/pos#smg34#smg3 fanart#edited#<- i forgot something crucial which i will NOT say because it had me hiding in embarrassment for HOURS
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cherry magic AU for @alnstgforgaza anon with impeccable taste đâš
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#ivan#alnst ivan#till#alnst till#ivantill#alien stage#alnst#my art#comic#drawing this was sooo fun oh my god thank u so much anon#i started thinking up of a whole au while doing it. im rotating it in my head. its making me ill (positive)#anyway!!! id be happy if more ppl can donate to the gotcha! theres so many amazing artists and writers taking prompts hehe
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[photo added to the archives!] đĄ
#dango trio#trailblazer trio#honkai star rail#honkai star rail fanart#hsr#catâs art#dan heng#stelle#march 7th#i think the wip looks better ahhhhâŠ.#didnât think too hard about cleaning it up#me after throwing all my favorite colors on a canvas#anyways HSR CONTINUES TO ROTATE IN MY HEAD AT UNSAFE SPEEDSâŠ.#đĄ#also i made the dango sticker strangely detailed. like itâs so much more rendered than the ACTUAL SUBJECTS LMAO
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When I tell you I am still so speechless over this episode.
When I tell you I am thinking about Mark who we know really ingrained Nolan's speech back in s1, only see that Nolan looks like he meant every word. That Mark was replaceable, his mother was just a pet. When I tell you I'm constantly thinking about Mark, who only saw his father cry over a planet he's only known for months, and not the family he's had for years. When I tell you I'm thinking about Mark finally calling Nolan 'dad' again only to be immediately choked and yelled at. When I think about the parallels of s1's fight and this one.
#invincible season 2#invincible spoilers#invincible show#invincible s2#invincible series#nolan grayson#mark grayson#invincible fanart#my art!#staring into the abyss about this episode#head full of TV static waiting for a signal#invincible#invincible rotating in my mind#procreate art#procreate#digital artist#digital art#fanart#and listen: I know Nolan had cried over both but Mark never saw him cry over earth or him or anything#Nolan is complex and damn he is so god damn interesting to me but MAN is Mark being pulled through the emotional shredder#and a physical one#BEHOLD! an art tag for my art :]#the brainrotsreal's art tag â§Ë°:*âĄ
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#jjk text posts#jjk#itadori yuji#fushiguro megumi#itafushi#jjk yuji#jjk megumi#megumi x yuuji#yuji x megumi#text post#this is my itafushi propaganda#i love them both so much and they are perfect for each other#two different kinds of idiots in love#its about the sharing of trauma#they are gonna be so miserable but its okay because theyre together#also the satosugu parallels go crazy#i can't explain it but it makes me want to cry i love it so much#they have been rotating in my head for all of time#anyways now im gonna go be so normal about this#crypt text posts
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Hot take: Laios wouldn't actually mind an arranged marriage. Obviously "reluctant royal being pressured into marriage" is very fun for shipping purposes. But I have harlequin blood, so bear with me. Join me on this journey of character theorizing/shipping nonsense that makes it abundantly clear I have a Scrivener document I'm neglecting.
Laios was promised to someone from a young age. He and Falin both were; it's probably how their parents ended up together. They both broke it off by leaving their village, but it didn't seem to be a factor in Laios's own decision. And when Marcille, presumably, asks about his hypothetical love life (bicorn chapter), he not only brings it up readily, but actually seems kind of flattered? lmao
I love when smug Laios comes out. Underrated factor of Laios's personality for me is how much he enjoys being seen as cool. I think you'd expect Laios to be embarrassed or uneasy over this line of questioning, and the fact that he isn't is fun to me.
So when Yaad and his other old advisors bring up his need for a wife, Laios is ready to go along with it. Not necessarily thrilled by the prospect, but he was raised to think of marriage as a business arrangement you do because it's beneficial for your household/bloodline (as was often the case historically). He's already made the big step to claim a throne, and the idea of becoming village chief after his father seemed to have been vaguely in the back of his head all his life. Besides, if he has to do it anyway, I think he'd take comfort that there was a formalized process for an otherwise socially messy undertaking.
This dovetails neatly with my personal headcanon that Laios is gay but unaware of it. He comes from kind of a repressed culture- or at least I can imagine he does based on context clues- and has spent most of his life being ostracized in one way or another, feeling like he's on the outside of humanity. So he doesn't realize that his lack of attraction to women is unusual- he assumes that nobody really enjoys romance that much. It's not like his own parents married for love. It's just something people play up for stories, right?
It's all tangled up with his fraught desire for human connection and platonic companionship anyway. Meanwhile he's blithely unaware that the things he says about Toshiro are not normal bro things. Oh you'd totally marry Toshiro, Laios? Tell me more.
I see this in Marcille too. Firstly due to her unstable development, which has only recently allowed her to reach maturity (I headcanon her as somewhere between 20-22) and secondly due to her being a half-elf (infertile+a too-long lifespan), I think she has the expectation that she's simply not destined for love. The half-elf character she relates to in her favorite books says as much. So she, too, confuses a genuine lack of heterosexual attraction with the belief that this is just because of her half-elf status distancing her from it. Plus, she spent over a decade as a student/researcher in a nice little sheltered academic bubble, at an all-girls academy populated by adolescents. She's the most sheltered of all the characters: she's only spent the past year in the "real world", and she still focuses all her romantic attention on living vicariously through her favorite characters or her friends (except for Falin, conveniently!).
And Marcille would absolutely want to live vicariously through Laios and his future wife. She would not want him to go through a dispassionate formalized process: she wants her bestie to have a fairytale romance! What is the point of being a heroic king in a mythic castle if you can't even get a love story for the ages out of it?
This would result in a lot of Laios meeting with eligible bachelorettes at Marcille's urging, looking to Kabru for help the entire time and being grilled by Marcille afterwards about what he liked best about each girl. "She had nice, um, teeth?" They're both so close to getting it.
Kabru, meanwhile, is agitating for Yaad and the other advisors not lock the country into a hereditary monarchy, they have the chance to do something radical here, to break away from the systems that the elves and dwarves uphold. At the very least, let Laios marry for love, or formally adopt an heir and name them his successor if he wants, he's already sacrificed enough for the sake of Melini. Don't make him jump through these circus hoops for the chance of some trade agreements, we can get those without a royal marriage. And even if Laios was willing to go along with it, he does look at Kabru like he's his hero for sticking up for him.
The vague unhappiness Kabru feels at the idea of Laios being married off is easy for him to ignore. Kabru didn't actually get better at honoring or even recognizing his own wants just because he's moved past the dungeon. And Laios hasn't gotten the hint about his crush on Toshiro and is still 50/50 on saying casually shocking things, so when he remarks that he doesn't need a wife anyway when he has Kabru, he has no idea why that gets him the looks it does. After all, where he's from, men marry women to run their households, but Laios has castle staff for that, and Kabru is handling the rest?
That comment alone ticks one month off their collective gay awakening countdown.
Anyway. How many repressed gays in their twenties does it take to run a country?
Answer: Yaad can tell you.
#dungeonposting#DUNGEON MESHI SPOILERS#I always have to use that tag for the dumbest reasons. because of my harlequin blood.#Labru#you get that tag because that was the point of my post it just took awhile to get there#also pretend I made some kind of joke with a pun about screwing at the end. believe in me.#Golden Country trio#^tag for ME. rotating scenarios with them in my head is a personal treat.#I haven't figured out where Kabru falls yet#he's very bad at introspection and very good at denying himself#but god knows what a guy like Kabru who moves through society the way he does experiences#several possibilities present themselves and I haven't yet decided which one is most plausible. or funniest.#pairing: to be human
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ISAT & Dungeon Meshi swap!
#in stars and time#ISAT#Siffrin#Loop#Dungeon Meshi#Thistle#Mithrun#This is incredibly self indulgent art but I've been doing commissions for other people - I can have this treat.#Two series that have me in a death grip right now and boy did the realization of the parallels between these characters hit hard.#Siffrin and Thistle are the âForgot what it was all forâ duo. The âI'm scared to let it go (it must be let go)â duo.#Loop and Mithrun are [REDACTED] [GO CHECK OUT THESE SERIES SPOILER FREE]#God I have so much to say about the Loop and Mithrun parallels. I won't here because I refuse to spoil people on ISAT.#What I *will* say is that both these characters had a similar curve in my interest in them.#Which is âI was ambivalent until the near end - where they then shot up to become some of my favourite characters ever.â#We love characters with an incredible arc that reframes them so intensely that you the reader will never be the same after.#Anyways! (rotates both these crossovers in my head at a rapid orbit and gazes at them fondly).#This is my sandbox and I get to eat the sand!!!#I've got some MDZS/ISAT swap content coming soon as well. My sand eating knows no limits apparently.
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about illario working with the venatori, we can't forget that elgar'nan gifted him blood magic, so I do think that he somewhat influenced him and that's why he's so much more vindictive and jealous in comparison to tevinter nights. I don't mean that he's being mind controlled, but it's a bit like cyrian, a god just amplifying those negative emotions in you and promising power and glory can push a person to that edge and to make stupid af decisions.
im also not forgetting that zara line in inner demons where she talks about an envy demon. like. why an envy demon in specific...there's THINGS between zara and illario that were not shown
no literally if you get me talking about illario + envy + the possibility of getting him possessed, you will have me here for fucking ever. a non mage doing blood magic (any magic at all) is really weird and interesting to me and i donât remember an example of this happening before (feel free to correct me tho lol. iâm discounting possessions and dwarves)
i had started wildly theorising after bloodbath that he had been possessed and he was tapping into the fade using an envy demon. especially like you said, zara mentions it, AND because i swear thereâs a codex in the ossuary where it mentions an envy demon whereas spite is obviously determination, right? so i thought it was a breadcrumb trail to a big âillario is being influenced and doesnât even knowâ revealâ same as you anon like great minds am i rightâ but iâm not sure there is actually any evidence of that lol. like maybe if you squint but i do believe it was explained away by âoh yeah, and elgarnan let him do special blood magicâ
it does also make sense to me that illario can only control lucanis, due to being part of the same family. a bloodline thing, and it is very poetic to me that their shared family connection in caterina is what allows him to control lucanis, even for a moment lol. spite being the extra magical boost that lucanis needs to block that out ALSO makes sense to me so iâm not too fussed abt these details lolđ€
the envyllario in my heart also gets spectral weapons for himself. lucanis gets wings, illario gets talons, PLUS green-purple are complementary colors so it would have been really fun to see them clash with their spirit/demon-powers. the talon thing is also a kind of reflection of his end-goal desire, how envy demons already have those freaky hands, and it manifests as claws and is a much more aggressive, strength-augmenting manifestation (as opposed to manoeuvrability and speed-augmenting that spiteâs wings give lucanis.) anyways that's what the diagram above is supposed to be (this is extremely hot to me)
#have been waiting all day to get out of work to draw what i have not stopped rotating in my head#also drawing is not totally clear yes that is lucanis using one hand to hold back illario trying to claw at him yayyyyyyy#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#my art#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#sorry. i was going to reply to this yesterday but my friend finished the lucanis questline#we were discussing this for a bit so the reply is a little more in depth and thought out#also both of the remaining dellamorte heirs both being possessed is fun to ME .#forget house dellamorte being cooked we HAVE to make sure theyâre burning and smoking and potentially even on fire#i wish we got to make the crows actually confront what a possessed heir would mean#but that is largely overshadowed in the game by caterinaâs kidnapping#and also feels underused because nothing of note goes terribly bad#he doesnât even draw any blood when spite tries to kill illario#truly wish lucanispite would have gone out of control and killed someone. idk who tho#maybe. lol. jacobus come here. i need you to die tragically
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âI scream when I see Opal is taken out.â
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr lb#ygifs#cr3#opearne#''remember that time we got to see the sea my darling?''#ashley saying in case you ever forget fearne loves opal!!!! and left me to deal with that!!!!#aimee come get your girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#rotating the song what if I forget your face in my head and it's rattling
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Amari in normal lighting, since her markings glow in the dark! Also, she's holding a Californian Rabbit :3c
I LOVE HER SOOOO đ„čđ„čđđ©·
#his tattoos change everytime I draw it đ#I gotta make a 360 reference#I can't keep rotating it in my head#my 6 other wips looking at me like: đż#stardew valley#stardew valley oc#stardew valley farmer#sdv sebastian#stardew valley sebastian#farmer amari
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When the 212th collaborates with the 501st, chaos is sure to follow in their footsteps. This has been largely true of every engagement since the start of the war, in Codyâs experience. Had he even an ounce more of a rebellious streak, he might question why and whether the success rate is worth the feral instinct for mayhem his battalion and Rexâ awaken in each other - as it is, he simply fills out the after action reports and then screams into his pillow, which is hard as durasteel and doesnât warrant the name.
Or, on some days, he steps into the training rooms to work off some nervous jitters only for his foot to catch on someoneâs armoured shoulder and faceplant straight into what looks like the entirety of both battalions piled together in a massive cuddle pile.
âWhatâ, he manages between gritted teeth, heaving himself up with one hand supported on Crysâ arm and the other planted in places that make Boil jackknife up with a strangled yelp, âthe kriff is this?!â
âWeâre watching the Corrie Reality Special, sirâ, his own voice calls from somewhere across the room. âThe 91st is passing by, so we have satellite access to the Coruscant Broadcast network for a few hours, and we couldnât settle on a specific show -â
â- so we decided to watch them allâ, Rex finishes, sheepishly, where heâs fought his way through wiggling piles, hoots and badly imitated monkey lizard noises. The thought that he shares DNA with these degenerates is enough to drive Cody to the brink of a nervous breakdown some days. âSpopcorn?â
Ah. The Corrie Reality Circuit. When Cody first heard of it, heâd thought it was a prank. Then, they were deployed to the middle of bumkriff nowhere on the edges of Midrim space edging on Outer Rim, with a connection so spotty even classified military intel only got through about half the time, and the whole idea got shelved in favour of clankers and keeping his Generalâs lightsaber in his Generalâs hand where it belonged.
Now, a gaudy, glittery monstrosity of a logo announcing a Coruscant Rotational special appears on a rigged up screen, which means one of two things: either Fox is pulling the Galaxyâs greatest long con on all of them, or heâs been murdered and replaced with an evil clone (ha!), because there are no circumstances in which he would agree to star on Coruscant Reality TV.
Cody tilts his head consideringly. Rex smiles at him sheepishly. Tilts the spopcorn bowl at him, invitingly.
âOh, dank farrik, sit your shebs down!â, someone (Fives, probably) yells out, fed-upâŠly.
Cody sits his shebs down.
âGood morning and welcome all of Coruscant to the Great Coruscant Rotational Special: Our Boys in Red Edition!â, a bright red Twiâleki man announces on the screen amidst cheerful jizz music and loud hooting from the training room. âMy name is Braham Horton, and I will be your exalted host for this fine, fine late night cycle!â
âAnd now, gentlebeings of the metropolis, I present to you the images that have driven us all to laughter, joy, and even tears at times over these past few weeks - whodathunkit, that the CSF media project would enthrall a whole Galaxy of viewers and cause the largest recorded peaceful civil protest of all time?!â
âThe sorry what nowâ, says Cody, suddenly thinking back to the urgent meeting General Kenobi was currently in with Generals Windu and Yoda - passing by on the Venator in orbit. âUhmâ, says Rex. Braham Horton, unfazed by the commotion heâs causing lightyears away, chatters on.
â- many hours, so weâve compiled an introductory little best-of for you, exalted viewers! And what better best of to start off on than the hottest entry of the most explosive bombshell into the villa - please give it up for Commander Thorn and how he stole all of our hearts on Love Island!â
A garish, club-tech jingle Cody has so far only heard buzz through the walls of establishments that generally didnât allow clones thrums through the training room, followed by what can only be described as the sort of noises spiced up banthas might make. Thorn appears on screen, more oiled up and half-naked than Cody remembers, though just as bleach-blond, hair slightly longer than regulation and smile blindingly perfect.
âIâm Commander Thorn, baseline twenty-four years humanoid - during daytime I might be the scourge of Coruscantâs criminal underworld, but at night I donât mind playing good cop for you!â He punctuates it woth a sleazy wink and fingerblasters that have Rex honest-to-god gagging, and Cody seeing his life flash before his eyes. If Alpha-17 finds out about thisâŠ
Suddenly, Thornâs smile drops in favour of what might almost be called a scowl on even his handsome face, and the music cuts out. âThere, got your soundbyte. Can I go back now? Iâm supposed to be on shift.â Indistinct, off-screen chatter and a captioned oopsie⊠appear in a shower of glitter. Thornâs face does something complicated. âFor HOW MANY MONTHS?!â
Cut to a montage of what Cody can only describe as beaches, oil and abs galore, Braham Horton narrates and extremely close-up shot of what Cody tries very hard not to identify as Thornâs crotch. His own crotch, in a way. Oh no, thatâs weird, stop that train of thought immediately-
âAlthough our favourite bombshellâs entry into the villa wasnât without its hitches and hurdles-â, emphasized by a zoom-in on Thornâs form in a speedo huddled away from a partying crowd of softcore-kriffing contestants on a yacht, â- as well as all know, he would soon find his place in the villa - or places, rather!â
Two crying humanoid women appear on screen, with eyeliner smudges down to their knees. A hoot goes through the room. Cody watches with a sense of impeding doom. âYou slept with her after I chose to match up with you instead of Chad?! How could you!â
Thorn, still oiled up with both blasters out for the world to see, winces. âI didnât me-â
A hysterical gasp, a camera swerve. Three more people stand by the doorway, all clutching their chests with wide eyes. A broad, green Twiâleki man raises a finger to point accusingly. âYou were sleeping with them too?! I thought I was the only one!â
âDear Forceâ, Cody murmurs, unable to look away from the building speeder wreck on screen. Braham Horton laughs good-naturedly at his misery. âAh, good times! And who could forget the all-out brawl of the following matching night, where a record number of every single other contestant attempted to physically fight the others for the right to match up with Commander Thorn! Including a somehow returned Chad, who nearly won thanks to the element of surprise. I wish we could show the footage, but then weâd have to slap several warnings on it and probably still get taken off the air.â
âI didnât know Corries kriffed like that!â, someone (Fives, letâs be honest, it was definitely Fives) calls out into the room, receiving snickers and a well-aimed pillow to the throat for his trouble. He goes down with a choking scream.
âSomeone who was less impressed by the hotân bothered beach weather was Commander Thire, who found himself Less than Impressed by his co-contestants inability to keep it in their pants on Too Hot To Handle!â
Thireâs face, identical to Thornâs in every way except the ones that matter, appears on screen. His black hair is cut in a cropped mohawk, arms folded over a button-up heâs carefully pieced together with⊠safety pins? Where are the buttons on it?
âThese people are pathological and pathetic and I will spend not a second longer on this farce of an attempt at âentertainment showââ, says Thire, air-quotes so sharp they could cut stone. His scowl might be permanently etched into his face, Cody canât tell. âUnlike literally everyone else, I have an actual job to do. Now move.â
A brief pause, in which cheerful jizz music plays over what is obviously a producer begging off-camera, followed by an eyeroll so hard it hurts Codyâs brain to watch. Thire throws his hands into the air in defeat, marching off into the sea behind him still fully clothed.
âWhen they didnât find him until the last episode, Iâll admit, I thought heâd died too!â, Braham Horton cuts in cheerfully. âBut would you look at his little lonely island lair - now thatâs a fulfilled man, and too many coconuts for my taste! Weâve had to blur his hands out as he discovered the cameras just moments before these holos were taken, unfortunately. And, dear viewer, who could forget this exit-interview for the ages!â
A considerably more clothed Thire appears on screen, eyeing a microphone like heâs about to use it to stab out his own eyes. The reporter clears their throat in audible anxiety. âC-commander, how would you describe your reality experience in one word?â
âDemeaningâ, says Thire, blandly.
Silence.
âUm, o-okayâ, squeaks the reporter.
âWould you like some more words?â, asks a dead-eyed Thire.
âNo, um, I think - I think weâre alright.â
âBecause I have many words. Mostly for whoever the *bleep* thought this was a *bleep* good idea, and *bleeeeeeee-*â
âWeâve had to censor most of the Commanderâs on-screen appearance, dear viewer, for your sensibilitiesâ, says Braham Horton, eternally and painfully cheerful. âAnd speaking of sensibilities, who could forget Commander Stone honouring his name in several challenges on âIâm A Holostar - Get Me Out Of Here!ââ
Soulful violin music fills the gym, overlaid with images of a bald vod Cody surmises must be Stone. Stone stares stonily into the void, glass of bright green something raised to his lips and already half-empty.
âMemorably, he downed a pint of acklay urine within seconds-â
Horrified screams are followed by an image of Stone chewing, yet another thousand-klick stare.
â- or when he ate Tauntaun anus -â
Rex doubles over gagging, and Cody slowly puts his handful of Spopcorn back down.
â- of course the ten minute worm-bath challenge cannot go unmentioned -â
âFORCE PLEASE NO!â, screams someone (Echo) tearfully. Commander Stone, buried to the chin in wiggling orange worms, looks less impressed.
â - and who could forget his encounter with a horde of ginntho spiders and nests of vexis snakes!â
A remote goes sailing past the screen, missing by a mile, as images of Stone with his whole arm stuck in various boxes fly past. Someone is retching. It might be Cody.
âWe would show the infamous butchery challenge wherein the Commander found himself drenched in nexu guts and sandworm brains, but once again, this is family friendly programming and we are not allowed. Nevertheless, a win well-deserved. And now, please welcome the one, the only, the awe-inspiring, the unbelievable: Marshall Commander Fox!â
Another Force-awful jingle, big, blocky letters, and Cody chokes on his own spit when Foxâs scowling face appears on screen. Heâs thinner, greyer and angrier than the last time they saw eachother in person. Only the last one is really a surprise.
âI am neither naked nor afraidâ, says Fox, arms crossed firmly, foot tapping impatiently on the ground. âI am, however, quickly losing my patience. Explain to me again the point of spending my valuable time undressing in the middle of bum-*bleep* nowhere on the Midrim instead of doing my job as the head of planetary security in the middle of a Galaxy-wide war?â
Several beats of silence follow. Fox grows less impressed with each. Cody knows that look well. Usually, it precedes handcuffs and a cold sonic blast to the face.
âUm⊠you signed a contract?â, says a producerâs voice uncertainly off-screen. Fox barks out a harsh laugh. âIâm legally classified as military property, my signature holds less weight than if Iâd had one of the Guardâs massiffs shit on that contract for me.â
âOuch!â, calls Crys.
âGettim!â, adds Longshot.
âBut⊠donât you sign off military documents all the time for the Senate?â, sputters the producer.
Fox smiles with far to many teeth. Itâs also a look Cody knows far too well, and even lightyears away it has a shudder going down his spine.
âReally makes you think about the technicalities of that definitely-not-slave-army, doesnât it?â, he says, dryly.
âAlthough considerably less naked and afraid than all other contestants, Commander Fox left us with many memorable moments - such as when he saved the entire crew from an angry Acklay!â
Most of the next holovid is blurred out, though Cody can (unfortunately) guess at the why and how. So can most everyone else, judging by the collective groan.
âDown, boyâ, says Fox, flatly, to a hissing Acklay twice his size. It rears its fanged head, and a shudder goes through the room. Fox simply crosses his arms and nails the beast with an unimpressed look. âYou are making a fool of both of us. Cut it out.â
Chastised, the Acklay blinks at him, slowly lowering itself back down with a confused hiss.
âNo kriffing wonder all the Corrie shinies are such hardassesâ, mutters Rex, whom Cody is hard pressed to agree with. âI came from a tube and that look gave me daddy issues.â
âYes, dear viewer, who could forget these heart-warming moments of good, quality television!â, sighs Braham Horton, dreamily. âNot Coruscant anytime soon, thatâs for sure! We are now entering the twentieth rotation of the sit-in protest of a petition to allow the Commanders of the Coruscant Guard to compete on Dancing With The Planets, Coruscant Rotationalâs epic dance competition!â
âDear bum-kriffing Forceâ, whispers Rex, wide-eyed and awe-struck. âDoes Fox know about this?!â
Cody, whoâs already dialing the krifferâs comm-code, wipes a singular tear from his eye. âNot a clue, but kriff, am I going to enjoy telling him.â
#sw tcw fic idea#spopcorn: space popcorn#commander cody#captain rex#commander fox#commander thorn#commander stone#commander thire#inspired by a quality month of quality destressing with quality tv#and the fact that i keep putting off booking therapy probably#corrie guard deserves better#they deserve trash reality tv in fact#braham horton the coruscant rotational host#he has his own chitter show which is the only one padme will agree to go on#sheâs a simple woman. let her get sloshed and talk shit fashion and radical leftism your honor#i wanted thire to have more fun but he didnât wanna#not shown but featured in my head: nuisance on geordie shore grids on love is blind and stabby on come dine with me#they shoot in the corrie mess hall and serve rations bcs thatâs the only thing they get#everyone is so horrified by the quality of said rations it kicks off half the protests at least#this is too long and too insane to truly unleash unto yall but have it anyways#no i have no excuse except i am not sleeping and the voices are telling me to write this#somehow this results in palpatine being lynched by an angry mob of reality tv fans#which both results in the galaxy being saved and fox fucking losing it because somehow thatâs worse than before#i didnât proofread any of this as you can very obviously tell
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