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Ancient Mandalorian
Mephisto Pax - ancient mandalorian warrior, Aliit'Alor Pax, of taung blood.
#star wars#mando'ade#mandalorians#mandalorian oc#he's the father of my mc#nellia lera wasn't always nellia lera#i can't wait to write more about him#too bad he's dead#for like 14 thousand years#or something#like this is pre-hundered year darkness#and the offcial sith#idk#there is no such thing as timeline here
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APLAP (Assigned Pathetic Lifeform at Padawanship)
New padawan Obi-Wan trying to figure out how the FUCK to make his master listen and not abandon him to go running off following "the will of the force" when it hits him. Qui-Gon is perfectly happy stopping and taking care of pathetic life forms, but not Obi-Wan. That's it. He's always been prepared, always been dutiful, strong, self-sufficient.
He's cracked the code. He needs to be more pathetic.
The next time he senses Qui-Gon's about to run off he coordinates a scene of utmost pathetic-ness, that is, he throws himself into the nearest fountain. He trudges up to his master sopping wet, water-logged robes swallowing him, with hair sticking to his face and containing bits of algae from the fountain. He mumbles out an apology for being clumsy before looking up at Qui-Gon with the biggest, most woeful eyes possible to ask if he happened to bring any spare robes (he didn't, Obi-Wan knows this because he is usually the one to pack spare robes for them both). His wet hair is dripping water into his eyes that's beginning to turn them an irritated red, and there's algae sliding down the side of his face, it really is masterful work.
"Oh...I'm sure I'll be able to find something by myself, it's okay Master, I know you had important work to do."
Qui-Gon visibly hesitates. Obi-Wan starts shivering. He turns to walk away. He's stopped by his Master's hand on his shoulder. His Master, who walks back with him, who gets clean clothes from their hosts, who has folded like wet flimsi and even explains his stupid, stupid plan before choosing to hotwire a hoverbike with a passenger seat! Oh, Obi-Wan really has cracked the code!
Afterwards, Obi-Wan stages an increasingly pitiful accident for himself every time his patented 'Qui-Gon Jinn Bullshit' detector goes off. Eventually, his Master stops leaving him behind at all, even giving him funny looks when he turns around and Obi-Wan isn’t next to him. It never fails to make Obi-Wan grin and run to catch up. Sure, his reputation as a perfect padawan is in tatters, alongside his dignity, but it’s a small price to pay for a place at his Master’s side, for him to remember there’s a place for Obi-Wan there.
When the ray shields come up on Naboo, Qui-Gon doesn't charge ahead and leave his padawan behind, he hasn't for years. He waits for Obi-Wan because it feels wrong to do otherwise, his padawan belongs at his side.
Much, much later, when Obi-Wan is drinking to the end of the war with friends, Commander Cress will ask him how he kept General Jinn from running off for entire decade. Obi-Wan laughs, informs him, and resolutely ignores the scene Quinlan is making as the man cackles and pulls up a book to shove at them both, titled Classical Conditioning 101: A guide to subtle psychological manipulation.
#obi-wan: you ABANDON padawan? you leave him behind like lost toy? oh! oh! Jail for Master! Jail for Master for One Thousand Years!!!!#14 yr old obi decides the best way to deal with qui gon is to assign himself the mans poor little meow meow and uknow what it fucking works#accidentally stumbling into emotional vulnerability to have a better relationship#he's got the right answer with the wrong equation but we'll take it#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#padawan obi wan#qui gon and obi wan#star wars
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20 INT vs 14 INT do you ever think he was like omfg banging my head against the wall stfuuuu I know it was prob less when he was at HOH but still…
#Same wisdom though. Like papa like son (too much hubris)#Chad 40 year old human with 20 int vs virgin thousands of years old devil with 14 int#In truth Raphael has a better spread of stats#That 10 con is bad. My man is blowing over from a gust of wind#Anyway. My terrible children#Save.#enver gortash#lord enver gortash#bg3 gortash#raphael bg3#bg3 raphael#raphael the cambion
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Ok after watching the PV my reaction to Mon3tr as an operator has gone from "Wait this isn't April Fools still they really anime girlified her what on earth how random lol?" to "Oh no.... Ms. Kal I'm so scared why are they giving us the somebody has died in an anime style PV with home videos of you"
#Kal'tsit I'm so worried for you now#Arknights#it would be the perfect tragic but thematically beautiful end to your story to have trust in the future and sever your immortality#and have the answer to the order of get to know the world finally being to be part of it and die after thousands of years of work#or hibernate or whatever is happening#but like. Kal'tsit no I love you don't go#anyway#excited to find out what happens and even if she is an anime girl now Mon3tr has a great design#I'm sure they're cooking something great with this ch. 14 went so hard so I don't think they'd just randomly fumble now
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People are wild lol rap does actually take a certain level of skill to both perform and understand, it takes five seconds of research to see that theres decent lyricism going on there. Lots of rappers are actually great at english, they dont all know the official terms for the things they practice but rapping is like a form of poetry really.
ofc there are subgenres that i personally do not like such as mumble rap (a conversation for another time i digress) but if you take for example kendrick's latest diss tracks to drake, its something that has to literally be studied and broken down by a bunch of people lol and once you break it down and understand the refrences you see that its not just a bunch of words and a beat. of course white people will think something they dont understand is ghetto trash what else is new lol they're the kings of ostricizing and devaluing what they dont understand. They did it to jazz they did it to metal and alternative music and they do it to rap.
At the end of the day, culture is a thing that will be understood by those who are meant to understand it. You dont have to like rap to acknowledge that its an art, but calling it trash and refusing to see it from any point of view but your own speaks for itself.
And for the record, im not a rap fan lol its a genre i hardly listen to in fact, but what i am is an artist, and i can acknowledge art when i see it.
i'll be honest, i don't think lack of understanding is solely what comes into it, if at all. the genres that get the most aggressive pushback are also ones that threaten a cultural hegdemony in their respective societies (white, male, christian etc) and that's not a coincidence. rap gets the worst of this and ultimately i don't think it has ever boiled down to not knowing what GOAT means and a lot more to do with overt and tacit hostility towards black people making outspoken art on their own terms in a deeply racist society.
but otherwise i completely agree with you! the lyrical complexity, rhyming schemes and dexterity at play in a good rap song is second to none and you could absolutely teach a literature class on it. it is as much a poetic medium as anything else while also encompassing its own deeply layered, complex and distinct sensibilities--just like, literally, every other art form on earth! to pretend otherwise is just ludicrous at this point.
#ask#Anonymous#literally the most common complaint i've heard since i was like 14 is 'its always bragging about money and cars and bitches' and its like.#ignoring the pertinent question of what bragging about power and material wealth implies in an#art form borne from deeply disenfranchised marginalised and unjustly criminalised communities...rap didn't invent bragging lol#and it certainly didn't invent bragging in verse bc humans have been doing that for THOUSANDS of years#literally that's what half the epic poem tradition is ABOUT and people just go up in arms when black people dare to do it.#but yes anon acknowledge art when you see it is IT i feel that way about dubstep i dont like it but im also not about to launch a moral#tirade about why my preference is CORRECT and an entire intricate music scene is WRONG
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I just need to say this:
I was anti-Iroh as a child, and I recently finished watching ATLA again as an adult, and I'm still anti-Iroh, possibly even more than when I was as a child.
The most blaring issue with Iroh for me is his sexism. I cannot overlook it, even for a second. It affected me as a child.
As a literal child who didn't know words like misogyny or sexism, I still knew that he made me uncomfortable, and that was enough to make me hate him.
As an adult, I'm now able to verbalize why he made me so uncomfortable as a child and it has only made me hate him even more.
Now, I'm not going to go off into a rant about why I hate Iroh (the anti iroh/iroh critical tags do that for me) but I just literally had to get this off of my chest because this fandom's near worship of Iroh was suffocating.
Y'all can never make me like Iroh ❤️
#anti iroh#mr. i killed thousands on my siege to Ba Sing Se but my 14 year old niece is the crazy#mr. its wrong for brothers to fight each other but older brothers fighting mentally ill younger sisters is just destiny#mr. lets grope this paralyzed young woman 2x younger than me who clearly doesn't like it#mr. im a better firebender than my younger brother but i still let his 13 year old son enter an arena with him and did nothing to stop it
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What! I actually got a lot of questions overnight for 'Moderator AMA'... Send in any straggling questions, then I'll make a masterpost answering them all 👍
#I'd been moderating for 14 years - all kinds of sites and applications and otherwise............. LOL#Voice of a guy who has even now been on a Convention panel about moderating in America despite not living anywhere close to America#Voice of a guy who has moderated public Discord servers with thousands of members (not anymore. Shudders)#I'm only doing little baby moderation jobs for friends right now#Perhaps maybe the best sign of a mod is a mod who when you give them the credentials they go OH GOD NOT AGAIN#-wheeze-#I think I like people minding and giving back to communities that make me smile. You can help a lot of people and stay out of the way#I rambled in the tags anyways send in your Q's so they can be A'd.
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#blackened bones au just got so wild y'all#mr 'whats a king to a god whats a god to a nonbeliever' jaehaerys targaryen over there who is not king btw#and is instead like a 12 year old hand of the king (sorry tywin) because his oldest brother has a huge case of 'weird flex but okay'#and his extra early elopement and subsequent earlt creation of the doctrine for Reasons#made aegon go you have been promoted u are now one of my elite employees!! took him from cupbearer to hand. as one does#but anyway aegon mr black maegor black magic baby electric boogaloo was unable to produce more than one pregnancy in his wife lol#because the black magic is FUCKED for REASONS (maegor skewed it gay. also for reasons. namely fucking aenys reasons)#and now he has no (male) heir and HE wants to make aerea his heir bc aegon is the chad of this family. also visenya got to him young#rhaena the lesbian is on board for obvious reasons but alyssa is decidedly Not & either is the council bc like. the targs have been wilding#in one decade they balerioned the starry sept and vhagared the sept of remembrance killing like. most of the high ranking sevenists lmao.#lol even. plus jae and aly also eloped cause ofc they did the council was trying to marry her to a hightower. oh and also the doctrine#been a bit of a decade and all that happened in just 9 years. also viserys and lysarra (oc first maegor/aenys daughter) got married#which was the first post doctrine marriage. they're the two crazies. she has a mini balerion. went wonderfully as im sure you can imagine#anyway the targs need to CHILL. give the realm a breather. NOT CHANGE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF INHERITANCE PRECEDENT.#aegon the chad is not helping them do that. so alyssa uses her big brain. & she's like well aegon is a black magic baby (thnx maegor)#and he's king. so why not get him a Surrogate and make him an heir. for Reasons it can't be any of his fellow maegor black magic babies#(black magic babies can't have kids with each other bc they're barely fertile on their own lol) and his remaining options are aly & vaella#both of whom are out bc they're a) 14 and 11 respectively and also b) married and a future nun. shit happens.#viserys is a no cuz lysarra is Crazy and aegon knows it and respects it. that leaves jaehaerys 😁 the good dutiful fourth son 😁#the og machiavellian propaganda maker 😁 who will do Anything to get what he wants 😁 esp for the good of his house and the Realm 😁#long story short jaehaerys the nonbeliever to hardcore sevenist loser gets valyrian magic gender fuckery & gives birth to the heir <3#a delight to negotiate with alysanne as im sure you understand. truly didn't almost end the marriage he rewrote the law and religion for#shit happens <3 long live the third prince of dragonstone aerys targaryen who is the second shipname baby future king#(the first was aenys. aegon = ae rhaenys = nys. now aegon the uncrowned that WAS crowned named his heir aegon = ae and jaehaerys = rys)#(bc naming his first daughter after aerea and his second after rhaena wasn't enough evidently. he is a crazy person)#(he names the twin [they're twins it is the worst year of jaehaerys's LIFE think renesmee & bella] alystair. for alysanne.)#(he is a crazy person x2.)#and that's on today's episode of:#blackened bones au
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i'm so skeeved out by kids being on tv because i do not have reason to trust the entertainment industry (because i constantly see them being cruel to children and adults who grew up as child stars are often speaking out against what they were put through and/or dying of drug overdoses)
i just hope big justice is ok. i really don't think that it's worth the risks that he's being exposed to, but it's possible that he's got decent people to help him out when something goes wrong
#watching collision and having the thought 'wow big justice is getting so tall' and felt sad#liam payne was 14 the first time he was on tv and he was 17 when he became one of the most famous people in the world#big justice is 11 years old. i can't imagine that this isn't a lot of unnecessary pressure on him#at a very confusing and humiliating and awkward point in his life#i hate the idea of 5 years from now him looking back on himself and thinking 'i was so cringe' like everyone does when they're 16#but instead of watching home movies or videos he took to send to his friends#it's something that is public and he knows for a fact has been seen by thousands to millions of people#i can't imagine hard it would be to feel shame with all eyes on you#especially when you're young enough that you haven't tried enough things out to know how to deal with it in a safe way#do you guys remember what our society did to justin bieber? god
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The urge to write but also the fear its not good enough but also wanting to write but also knowing the thing you want to write about has been done over a dozen times already and the love for writing but not knowing how and where to start and-
#i am having a TERRIBLE time#i have a plot in mind but i cant for the life of me work anything out#and other things have been done a thousand times over like??#how am i supposed to come up with smth original#there are 14 year olds coming up with original things and i cant simply because my creativity is in my shoes????#i hate this
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if 13-14 year old newbie writer me knew I preferred to write either established relationships or relationships where they were broken up for a loooong period of time before they reunited, I feel like he'd either glare at me, hit me over the head with the nearest frying pan or ask me what the fuck happened.
#mikey talks#I started writing when I was thirteen and from the ages of 13-14 I loved writing relationships from scratch#then quarantine hit and I turned 15 and now I need to have an established relationship because I h a t e writing the build up to romance#I have had exactly one work in progress where the characters aren't in a romantic relationship in the past four years since quarantine#that work in progress was only started last month and I wrote like two thousand words and haven't touched it since bc. I just can't.
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pure poetry being waxed on reddit. The UK general election was an historical event- the tories are out... and now we wait to see what the labour party will do (i haven't got my hopes up, but it's more hopeful than enduring any more years under a tory government)
Here's some funny shit that happened

Bigot cunt standing next to a fellow mp candidate that has a baked bean mask on

(fuck rishi sunak) YouTuber niko (who ran for the seat) holding up an L behind sunak during sunak's winning speech. and there's the dude with the puppet and of course, Count Binface

Count Binface is really out here with his Official Monster Raving Looney Party, and I respect it
it's kind of a shame that this (election) isn't being spoken about more on tumblr
#chatty lamps#bitchy lamps hours#i livvvvvveeeeeee#she says in the voice of mushu#14 years of tory rule has fucked up so many aspects of UK life. It has literally killed thousands (probably millions)#I've never voted tory (+ most likely never will) but the amount of ppl I know that are voting against the tories for the first time is...#yeah.... it says a lot of how royally they have fucked everything up. esp considering they basically pay off the majority of the media lol#now let's watch labour fuck it all up yikes (but i hope that won't happen. for our sakes not theirs)
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I don’t care if kids watch 18+ media but I really don’t want them to be interacting with the fandoms relating to that media or talking to any adults about it in general
#briefly considered watching hazbin hotel bc adult fans but noo there are 14 year olds in that fandom#(fandom kids irl are exhausting bc they think it’s hilarious to be mean which is why I prefer 18+ stuff)#well there are like a thousand problems with that show so it’s for the best
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yaz, somewhere between 25 and 30 years old she lost track a while ago, watching from a distance as 10 tries to impress a 20-year-old, the moment hes sent her away and rejoins yaz: shes too young for you mate
#heard 10 identify one of the mars colonists as 'mia bennett biologist. youre only 27 years old :(' and i was like HM#and sure that tone was bc shes gonna die today#bUT#yaz in retrospect being like OH MY GOD YOU WERE RIGHT#I WAS YOUNG#having got over the most painful of the 13 pining as shes been travelling with 10 but in this moment wanting MORE THAN ANYTHING#to just call her to say 'you were right you were so right i respect your choices'#'also you a millennia ago was a dumb loser and i like him SO much'#god can you imagine#leaving a voicemail for 14 like#oh my goddddddd#yaz&10#anyway 10 is like wot. what do you want me to do? im 900#shes like well get a timelord then#echoing missy a thousand years early fghkghjghg#everything else is cradlesnatching
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If I could get over my internalised ableism and be like 5% more organised and do shit like use my fucking support aids and take my fucking meds I really would be unstoppable.
#brought to you by me inguring my ankle and being forced to use a stick and thus being reminded that using a stick makes my life 100x easier#the gaul honestly#when i was like 14 i got it in my head that i could just stop using my aids and not be disabled anymore because then no one would know#other causalties include hand rests. physio exercies. typeing my notes instead of writing them by hand. and wearing my god damn hearing aid#and now im mostly over that but my brain sometimes screams im not fosabled enough to use a stick despite thay not being how that works#but im very very bad at habit forming so all that shit is still abandoned.#i used to be better about my meds. i really did. but now i think im drawing connections that dont exist between them and my seizures#and like. if i dont take them i still get seziures. but if i do take them i presume they casued the seizure#even though ive been taking these meds for years and the seziures have had a slow degeneration to be this bad#im calling them seziures. the doc is unsure but the are at least seizure like#fuck i just need to get my fucking shit together with my disablities#i have stuff to make everything a thousand times easier#i just dont fucking do it because im a dumb ass
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✧ — see, ben was a sweet angel as a kid and he was still somewhat a sweet angel when he started as magpie. invictus was really when it all went wrong
#like. Lol. the hero that you admired for years turned out to be the very one orchestrating the circumstances that killed millions#and he says its for 'the greater good' like youre stupid enough to believe him and shit maybe you are#and so this idol. who swore to protect. was actually just as bad as all the people they fought against. and ur 14. Lol#ben was rlly holding onto his faith in humanity. and well. it didnt turn out well#he still has it. btw. its just locked between thousands of walls#and guarded by the most damaged angry parts of him
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