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Rewatched One Piece Fan Letter again and damn

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Snowsant and Ulpianus fishing friday

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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

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Merry Christmas🎄🥴( ˙꒳˙ )

I haven't posted in a while, but I'd like to thank everyone who bought the English version Manga of "Noss & Zakuro" that was released this year!

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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DO NOT TRY TO PLAY CSGO WITH YOUR MAID DONT GET ME WRONG SHE WAS HEADSHOTTING EVERYONE IN .03 SECONDS AND CLUTCHING UP FOR HER LADYS HONOR BUT THEN SHE CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE MAP NAME AND I HAD TO SPEND 4 HOURS CALMING HER DOWN

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his lips are sealed

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☆ Goldenglow // Arknights "Maiden for the Bright Night ver." ☆ 1/7 / APEX ☆ December 2025 ¥1,099CNY ☆ Illustration Namie

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“Analog systems and manual labor? I’m too hot for this…”

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イェラ by 竜崎いち [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

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accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"

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Last week, it emerged that health insurance leaders pressured the DOJ to bring federal charges against Luigi Mangione. This week, I discovered the top 3 officials at DOJ all collected paychecks from healthcare companies before serving in government: shorturl.at/lgLIU

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I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison

But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...

But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens

Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD

Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day