#for legal purposes this is not real

[mxtxfanatic]

Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?

Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?

[epiphainie]

maddie buckley's a confirmed bisexual because the show made a point of drawing parallels between her feeling jealous over her best friend sarah b – they used to be inseparable – getting close with sarah s – who made her feel irrational – and buck's bi-awakening meaning she was into one of – if not both – sarahs and needs to kiss a woman asap

[zorosdimples]

TOP 5 WAYS TO KILL YOUR FICTIONAL BELOATHED

a guide by zorosdimples

strangulation: the most intimate killing method, especially if you’re a sadist and your victim is a masochist. you can feel their life force slowly drain their body through the tips of your fingers. invigorating!

stabbing: the sexiest way to kill someone without a doubt. what’s more sexual than rending flesh, piercing organs, and the deep, lustrous red of blood? nothing.

poisoning: historically a “woman’s” murder method, it’s impossible to deny the allure of slowly—and secretly—killing your intended victim.

falling piano: where does one find a cheap piano and a crew to lift it up a few stories only for it to tragically fall on your victim? i don’t know; the details are on you, my dear.

mauling: a bear, a mountain lion, a pack of rabid dogs; regardless of the means, this is a sure-fire way to send a dramatic message!

(special thanks to @stellamancer for this request!)

[khruschevshoe]

Everyone has been discussing whether or not the Shayne/Courtney wedding is real or fake and I would like to provide you a third option: the wedding was real and legal BUT ONLY for the return of Let's Do This. This is everyone's revenge on Arasha.

[mistressemmedi]

Okay but K-Mag also swore yesterday so does he have to community service or are they just waiting for him to do something else

They've reached a point where they realized nothing will stop kmag, so why even try

[svtskneecaps]

you know what i'll say it MIKE AND ROIER ARE THE ONLY ONES I RESPECT these fuckers will rock up and say FUCK english all my homies HATE english they are the only ones i trust and respect these fuckers are like you will hear me speak my language and you will LEARN IT OR DIE and i respect the HELL OUT OF IT dude THANK YOU FOR BEING ENGLISH HATERS brothers THANK YOU FOR NOT SPEAKING ONLY ENGLISH WHEN AMONG ANYONE NOT OF YOUR LANGUAGE GROUP!!!!!!!!

[marcyonacross]

Guy who would finger you out back of the bike sheds for one drag of a joint VERSUS "Excuse me Miss, we had homework". Fight

[dailykafka]

that tweet that's like "idk there's just something undiagnosed about him 😍" <- average kafka diaries enthusiast

Noo this is so truee😭😭😭

[thegreatyin]

even more aces high spoilers:

oh, you fools. you have no idea what you've just unleashed upon the world.

poor empress. the game was rigged from the start.

[gaytommykinard]

[charlottesweetly]

beanies is a money laundering scheme idc idc

[lord-of-lollipops]

Paracetamol cures everything in india

Real 💀

Dukh drad depression sabka ek ilaaj paracetamol ✨✨✨ /s

[cinemaocd]

Also gotta laugh at how my OCD physicist boss is going to be super annoyed by the top of the mushroom cloud being cropped at the top despite making the movie for IMAX....

[lesbiancolumbo]

this happened

[svtskneecaps]

yknow what GOOD i'm glad there's a spy this server was missing espionage. everybody lip wags on and fuckin on about trust and secrets and hiding SHUT UP IF YOU'RE HIDING WHERE ARE THE CIPHERS. WHERE ARE THE RIDDLES. WHERE ARE THE CODED MESSAGES. WHY IS BADBOYHALO THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN METAPHORS. WE HAVE CELL "THE ENIGMA" BIT.

MAKE YOUR DAMN BASE A LABYRINTHIAN NIGHTMARE. my waystone is at the entrance and you can ONLY ENTER MY BASE IF YOU KNOW WHICH DOOR ISN'T THE ENTRANCE TO A ROOM WITH A FAKE FLOOR AND SHARKS or what the fuck ever. there's a hidden path amidst ghost blocks FOLLOW IT OR DIE. PLEASE friends there are so many POSSIBILITIES. not to be twelve years old on main but a book series i read a while back had a secret area that was only accessible via a crazy ass alice in wonderland set of puzzles that would dump you in a moat if you failed, the concept being those who knew the path would take less time to enter than those who didn't. COME ON. secret rooms in secret rooms. this is my library but shhh this is my REAL library behind the fireplace and then THIS IS MY REAL LIBRARY BEHIND THIS BOOKCASE. make the world's most unintuitive create factory for big daddy breakfast and hide something in the middle of it WHO'S GOING TO COMB THROUGH THAT MUCH MACHINERY. NO ONE. NOBODY.

like bruh. i want them leaving notes like it's prohibition and they're trying to find a speakeasy. i want them smuggling information like the revolutionary war. i want them to talk like truckers when a cop is on the frequency. i want "one if by land two if by sea" type shit. ESPIONAGE. IS. COOL. DAMNIT.

[ms-moon]

Me n the wife flipping through the birds of Florida guidebook on a saturday night screaming and cheering for our favorite birds