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allalrightagain · 1 year ago
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I’m on mobile and can’t meme but I need the good place image where Janet keeps giving Michael the same (wrong) thing, bc my job search is starting to look like this:
Me: do you have remote jobs?
Indeed: yes! 12 new remote jobs matching your search!
Me: is it really remote or will the job description say in person?
Indeed: no, it’s remote!
Me: ok, show me the remote jobs.
Indeed: “this is an in person position in NYC/St Louis/SLC/ Orlando etc”
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yandere-daydreams · 10 months ago
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snow leopard satoru wanting to catch you, but you keep hiding behind suguru. and finally satoru goes to suguru and asks him to share, and then the next time you're being chased by satoru and hide behind suguru you're in for a rude awakening (aka getting sandwiched between the two of them, and they 'share' )
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i'd like to think that suguru is, ultimately, a good pet owner (and more importantly, a die-hard satoru hater), so he does largely brush off satoru's comments about showing off his cute little mate and break up the little ""play fighting"" sessions satoru pulls you into (even if it means letting you cling to his side while satoru whines and yowls from a few feet away), but when he comes home to satoru fucking you properly, his cock splitting open your smaller, softer body, your pitchy mewls and cockdrunk moans filling his apartment - his restraint doesn't completely snap, but it's hard to keep thinking of you as his innocent kitten after he's heard you begging for his long-term companion's cum. your little fangs and poor self-control make it too dangerous to try and fuck your throat, so he just crouches near your head, raking his fingers through your hair and scratching at the base of your ears while satoru ruts into you, his teeth sunken into the tender flesh of your shoulder and his purring almost obnoxiously loud. he might not join in right away, but he will let you bury your face in his lap while you sob and sniffle and cum on satoru's cock for the nth time.
after satoru's had his fill, he'll even pull you into his arms and drag you into a warm bath; taking stock of all the bitemarks and bruises painted across your chest, your neck, your thighs while you nuzzle into him and ramble half-consciously about how much you hate it when satoru 'bullies' you. even when you inevitably fall asleep curled against his chest, he's not going to be able to stop thinking about how small you looked underneath satoru, how wide he stretched you open.
he's not going to be stop wondering just how tiny you'd look, pressed against him.
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sparrowlucero · 2 months ago
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
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#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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bobus · 2 months ago
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im frantically redesigning a few of my wof ocs from a couple months ago because,,, idk i felt like it lmao so heres a before and after for three of my goobers:
Ringtail (rain + leaf) :
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Bayou (mud + ice) :
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and Bog (mudwing dragonet) :
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ozzgin · 7 months ago
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Ozz, I feel like you awoke something in me for sea creatures, cause first the octopus hybrid and now the circus merman? Also, would totally kiss the octopus head person body octopus hybrid. Same with the eldritch god. Why they got to be so attractive? -hand biter spouse
Truth be told, I wasn’t too convinced either. It was something I randomly decided to do this week, because I do like sea creatures and thought “eh, why not?”
I’m glad they were to your liking! And that you like the octopus-headed man, you’re a real one for that. 💕
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Maybe the next stop will be a shark loan shark (literally) or something to that effect. Big, burly shark hybrid with a short temper and a Reader who owes him money 😭
"How did you find me here, I'm in the middle of the ocean", you sigh, defeated, from your stolen yacht.
"I need that money", he barks, visibly annoyed. You glance over the rail and notice he's been swimming in a full suit, using his suitcase as a floater.
He ponders for a moment.
"There's other ways you can pay me", the shark man grins.
You shiver.
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nikodart · 1 year ago
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💗 bubbly pink monster 🌸
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tubbytarchia · 4 months ago
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Omg it's her. Jimmy
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dropsnectar · 2 months ago
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Fluff with some NSFW or NSFT
A vampire that stays mostly in half bat form during the day. He is only slightly smaller then his human form, but finds that he can survive on equal parts fruit juice and blood the more time he spends like this. Also his protruding nose is very fun to kiss~
A vampire that's so soft and fuzzy and loves to curl up with you when you come home from work. He loves to wrap you in his wings to keep you close and warm!! His musk always smells sweet. A courting vampire always doused himself in the best perfumes that intensify his musk. You always smell good whenever you spend time with your boyfriend.
A vampire who spends half his time during the week with his colony. It turns out that vampires were actually meant to be a social species, rather than isolated. When they form a colony, their mental state improves, which means less health issues, like dying in sunlight. A happy vampire can handle the stress of the sun better when he is covered in his sun hats and umbrellas! Your vampire prefers a large black cowboy hat, and some sunglasses.
A vampire that, while being nocturnal, always makes time to be with you. He can't keep himself from kissing your face when he sees you, and holding your for a full five minutes before you two go off on your dates.
A vampire who when he gets you home, loves to go down on you. Its one of his favorite things, sometimes even swearing that your fluid is just as nutritious as blood to him. He'd go into the details about vampires and life force with you, but your too cute squirming under him, for him to stop. Maybe later.
A vampire who loves singing to you. He can't help it, its part of the vampire courting behavior. You find him humming so often when he meets with you, when he holds you, when the two of you are making love. He also loves taking you to music festivals, its a fun pastime for you to share!
A vampire who tells you about his colony's scheduled orgies(also known as swarms). Who doesn't mind sharing you occasionally among his brethren, if you don't mind going of course!
A vampire who uses his big ears and silent magic chirps to check the area for danger. A vampire who can sense an irrate person by the sound of their heartbeat and always steers you clear of any risks when your out.
A vampire who is obsessed with the sound of your heartbeat, loving how close to you it makes him feel. And who loves to listen to it thud faster when he gets you all riled up.
(In case you didn't catch on these are all bat behaviors: link)
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mrsoharaa · 3 months ago
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why yes I do believe in snow leopard hyrbid! Satoru + black Jaguar hybrid! Suguru <33
and yes, I do believe in how incredibly cuddly and playful they get and how much love they show while wrapping their pretty long soft tails around you to show you their affection. <33
I do in fact believe in them nuzzling into the crook of your neck and purring pleasantly, battling out who gets to cuddle into your warm lap, making gentle biscuits next to you and following you around everywhere to just be with you. <33
I also do believe in them getting impeccably territorial with you whenever other males come around into their space (your home). Leering glares, deep hisses, ears pushed back and tails slowly weaving from side to side in a warning manner. Hands and tails would protectively/possessively wrap all around you, instinctively pulling you into their solid, stifled bodies. <33
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crimson-nail · 1 year ago
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GIVE ME CONTROL OF S2 DONT BE SHY I DONT BITE PUT YOUR FINGERS IN MY ENCLOSURE I DONT BITE
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feedtheswamp · 8 months ago
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◄ previous | prologue page 10 | next ► 🥚 read from the start Eclipse's power form redesign Black Reaver and Reaver's Eye concept 🔞 DISCLAIMER: this comic is for mature audiences (includes violence, blood, injuries, minor character death, weapons, foul language and evil aliens).
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pikhachu · 1 year ago
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bagi :3
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yandere-daydreams · 10 months ago
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fox hybrid stsg x bunny hybrid reader 🥴💞
no wait bc gojo and geto as fox hybrids,,, and reader as a helpless little bunny just trying to survive in the wild,,, they'd be so big and mean and act like they're going to swallow you whole, have you crying and begging for your life,,, when all along they've only ever planned on making you into their little mate <3 foxes are so clever and so cunning, but even they weren't - everybody knows that a rabbit's brain switches off if you just touch them the right way. you're so happy they decided not to eat you and so relieved that you'll be able to walk away from an encounter with such big predators unharmed, you don't even notice when geto's tail slips between your legs and gojo starts nuzzling into the crook of your neck,,, fdjksjfksl they suck so bad <3 <3 <3 even more as wild animals <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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supine-ly · 1 year ago
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now that tubbo’s joined i can draw this
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jaythes1mp · 2 months ago
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i fucking cried at the mere sight of a munchkin cat...i feel pathetic but look at the kitty!!!!
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*cries* so smoll
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Munchkin share!
Aw bro, don’t cry, they’re just lil guys. Legs too teensy for their long wittle bodies🦖
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ozzgin · 7 months ago
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Ozz, you have inspired others to hop on that octopus mermay train.
Yeah? Bring me someone who isn't afraid to do a reverse octopus hybrid. I'm talking bare cheeks and a handsome, unchiseled-jaw cephalopod bulb. Give me that beak action.
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