#for giggles tbh

[writer-of-the-lamb]

always wondered what the bishops would think upon being indoctrinated to see narinder completely tamed

and what narinder would think of the BISHOPS being tamed

—

heket, just defeated : ….you foul lamb…..you dare to-“

narinder, glaring at her from a comfy flower decorated shelter, meal in his hand :

heket : what the fuck

—

lamb : babe what’s wrong

narinder : do not call me such degrading titles.

lamb : is it cause kallamar won’t talk to you

narinder : no. i do not care for that cowardly, snivelling-

lamb, shushing him : BRO shut up he could hear you!!!

narinder :

lamb : ah

—

leshy, blinding scarfing down a meal and snarling : do not stand there. i have no gratitude for you.

lamb, grinning : that’s chill.

leshy, pausing :

lamb : don’t mind me. you enjoy that.

leshy :

lamb :

leshy : is this fucking shit

narinder, in the kitchen : perchance.

—

narinder : must you bring them back here?

lamb : erm yeah. they’re like little trophies.

narinder : you already have physical trophies of their defeat. why need them themselves?

lamb :

narinder : i am just suggesting it is unnecessary

lamb : are you angsty about it

narinder : let me into the kitchen

lamb : why

narinder : empty the outhouses.

—

ratau : lamb, it is my greatest pride to see your cult flo- are those the bishops

lamb, mid dance circle : yeah why

ratau :

[daisydood]

i hate it when i refer to a woman as a cowboy and then someone corrects me "erm actually shes a cowgirl!!" no she's not. cowboy is all genders you cannot separate the power of yeehaw

[thetoyboxs]

We get up to some fun down in the LU Discord Server (I am so inactive the gods were shocked I was there)

[aviolettrose]

I need a fanfiction, where all the batkids are alternative version of themselfes.

Dick is a Talon

Jason is the red hooded ninja

Tim is Joker junior

Damian is an assassin (w/ Jason. They're co-dependent on each other)

Cassandra offs people with no remorse

Stephanie took over her father crime business and perfection it

Duke is a cult leader

But Bruce is still Batman.

The JL wants to create a new team, and Bruce brings all of them to the watchtower, and they freak the JL and their partners out.

JL:" .. Batman, what do you got there ?"

Batman: "These are my children"

Dick: *Glares at them*

Jason: *looks around the room* *looks for threats for damian*

Tim: *giggles like a menace*

S/b: "Holy shit, is that. Holy Duke?!"

Duke:" Yes it is I, my child"

Cass and Steph: *don't care* *want to go home*

Damian: *glares at the JL*

Batman: "Aren't they precious?"

(The reason they go is because Bruce took them in when they had nothing or were lost. They love him so much and will do everything for him)

(BTW, it's just an AU idea. There is nothing to be taken seriously. Duke, being either a cult leader or being worshipped, is far from Canon, like Stephanie taking over her father's "business".)

[soosoosoup]

Watermelon peck

[ahfrickenfrick]

duke: *delirious after his first serious concussion + pain meds* what would the riddler be called if he played a string instrument

tim: uh, probably like music master or something like th-

duke: fiddler

tim: what?

duke: *grabs tims shoulders and shakes him* the fiddler

[xxplastic-cubexx]

oh noooo or whatever

bonus aka The Real Motive Behind This:

SURPRISE double bonus. textless ver of the first pic under the cut

[devil-in-hiding]

Imagining that after the cafeteria incident, Soap gets pissy and gets all protective over his little crybaby.

Poor ghost would be in time out, not allowed to play with you anymore until he learns not to push too hard.

Just ghost sulking around the base like some grumpy toddler cause soap won’t share his toy anymore, but that’s what happens when you play too rough :(

possessive bully!soap lowkey making me scratch at the curtains

Ghost, staring through the window: I said sorry )):

Soap, bouncing you on his cock: Christ sakes Ghost-

[wongkaheiisbae]

[littlemissemeritus]

i hope the cherik nation enjoys this as much as i did making it :3

[scream-cam]

💛

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[mothmore]

[doodlesforfics]

Two for One Special by @halfagone is a freaking hilarious one-shot.

[shima-draws]

I’m still so mentally ill over the whole Luffy refusing to eat unless it’s Sanji’s food thing. Like. We KNOW how fucking feral over food Luffy is. He loves food and loves eating so much that he steals it off other people’s plates and out of their hands and is so impatient when it comes to meals that he’ll literally try and sneak into the kitchen to mooch before it’s ready. Or he’ll try to break into the refrigerator. I know Sanji mentioned putting a lock on it at some point bc Luffy literally wiped it clean. He will not hesitate to eat other people’s portions or literally an entire meal meant for a whole ship of people! He’s unbelievably selfish when it comes to food and that’s just SUCH a central part of his character that it’s become almost endearing. Even in Totto Land Luffy didn’t think for a second before devouring everything in sight, including an entire fucking HOUSE, regardless of the consequences or the people it might affect. Homie did not care!! He’s food driven first and foremost!!!

Until Sanji leaves him. Until he decides that eating—something that he loves and brings him comfort—isn’t WORTH it unless it’s Sanji’s food he’s eating. It’s been shown that Luffy has zero self restraint when it comes to food so the fact that he was SURROUNDED by food on all sides on a food themed island and utterly refused to partake in any of that? Even though he hates being hungry and will always make eating a priority over pretty much anything else?? The amount of willpower it must have taken for him to sit there and purposefully let himself starve, for SANJI. Even when food was offered to him conveniently (in the form of syrup rain) he stubbornly rejected that. Because it wasn’t Sanji’s food. Because it wasn’t Sanji who made it, who always puts so much thought and care into the food he makes, who always indulges Luffy and prepares extra because he knows how much Luffy eats and how much he loves to eat. Luffy literally took one of the most defining traits he has and tossed it out the window. For Sanji. I’m going to fucking blow up

[outtheoiseaux]

I think post-canon Dirk would be impossible to locate at any given time.

That story about the 8 euro cafe breakfast is true, by the way. Paris breakfasts are strange and full of carbs