#for enrichment btw.

[roboyomo]

lamp agent kenix (god the amount of Eyes here)

why are they Like That in this universe.

[bittsandpieces]

yeah you can just pull em to the side

[kayawolfhorse]

Discuss

[shitpostingkats]

My toxic trait is I think Apollo should have more crazy backstories. Make him suffer.

[julymusings]

jason todd with a partner who loves biting him. he's all bulging muscles and soft skin, you just can't help it. those huge biceps? bitten. iron calves? sinking your teeth in. pecs???? CHEWING on them. THIGHS?????? need to take a bite OUT of him

[osteochondraldefect]

remember to take out your warmachine to its daily walk!

[strawberry-milk117]

rotating your f/o in your mind is free to do btw. nothing is stopping you. microwave them until they're warm and toasty like a toasted marshmallow

[spiritsglade]

"I don't think it even knows we're here."

"Is it venomous?"

"I've lived under a rock most of my life, I wouldn't know."

...

"Do you think I could pick it up?"

"That doesn't sound safe."

"Hah, I'd like to see it try to hurt me."

...

...

"You know, I always thought you were a bit like a snake."

"I don't know, actually."

"You're a RainWing. Venomous teeth, slithery tail, and you move a bit like one. And you're dangerous and awesome and blazing, too."

...

"A cool snake, though. Not this one."

"Yeah, this guy's pretty lame, isn't he?"

...

"...What do you think he's do—moons, this is disgusting—hey! Stop laughing!—"

[filingthataway]

i am so not normal about gem's performance this season.

she was the person with the second most kills this series (her 8 vs scar's 11). she brought the server to it's knees by starting the boogie man virus. she was preparing to be a red life as a green and yellow life - hoarding tnt & iron & arrows for the inevitable. she opened the end portal and encouraged the crusade to kill the end dragon. she strategically manipulated the secret life heart system of kills to gain hearts from her closest allies when they were on death's door, and began the last episode with 58 hearts.

the traps that cost her the most (about 30 hearts total) were ones she fell to from inexperience. blindly running up the cherry staircase (something she earlier remarks in the episode as something she should probably be weary of). gem, impulse, and scott all entering and exiting the nether portal at the same time, even after seeing that grian and cleo have begun trapping them. with more endgame experience under her belt, she's going to be near unstoppable.

the naive innocent exterior tinged with deadliness took her far. she is going to a be force to reckon with in future seasons.

[kojitheopossum]

What item(s), if added to eelthos tank, would provide the most enrichment

1) bdubs 2) those big tubes they make for kids 3) squeaky dog toy

[fedorah-the-explorah]

will you pleeease write player and carmen being goofy :3

Oh, absolutely.

It was three in the morning when someone saw fit to snap off his window lock and show herself in to his apartment, and Player hardly bat an eye because he had long since learned that her breaking into his apartment was how she showed her affection. It wasn't so terrifying after the third or fourth time, and after the fifth time, it was even endearing!

"Hey, Red," He called from his computer, "What brings you?"

He had a bit going on right now. There was work to do for some clients, and he was also busy tracking the movements of their good friend Paper Star--former VILE operative and all around menace to society--but he always had time to spare for her.

Carmen pulled herself the rest of the way in through the window then turned to slide it shut. From over her shoulder she called: "This is a wellness check!"

"Cool." Said Player, not quite paying attention. He was having some trouble trying to hack into a CCTV camera in Atlanta, so it took him a few minutes to process what she had said.

"Wait, what?"

It was too late. Carmen was upon him now, and she was a woman on a mission. She grabbed the back of his chair, pulled him away from his desk, and spun him around to face her. She pointed a spray bottle in his face and said: "Quick! When was the last time you slept?"

Player sucked in through his teeth. "Uh..."

She shook the spray bottle. "If you have to think about it, you're wrong."

"Uh..." Player said, still stalling, "Um. Three?"

She narrowed her eyes at him.

"Three what?"

"Well..."

"Three this afternoon? Three hours ago?"

"Okay, look--"

"Player, I swear on my hat, if you tell me it was three days ago..."

He grinned sheepishly and shrugged. He hoped if he looked apologetic, she might take mercy on him, but alas, he was a fool. She pressed rapidly on the trigger, spritzing him like he was nothing more than a misbehaving cat.

"Bad! Bad hacker, bad!"

"Stop! Stop! I can explain!"

She quirked an eyebrow, lowering the water bottle. She gestured with her hand for him to go on, and tapped her foot impatiently.

"I'm listening."

"Okay, look. I was going to sleep, and then I didn't, and it was an honest mistake, and you'll forgive me because I'm your best friend and everyone deserves a second chance."

"No."

"Extenuating circumstances?"

"Nuh-uh."

"Um..." He spun idly in his chair, wracking his brain for something he could say to get out of this. "When... When was the last time you slept?"

She narrowed her eyes at him. "That's irrelevant."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not!"

Carmen scowled. "Do you want me to call your mother?"

He laughed. "You can try, but I blocked your number on her phone like weeks ago. You can't outsmart me, Red."

She crossed her arms, glaring at him. Player hummed, feeling rather triumphant, and turned back to his monitors. It was his god given right to be a workaholic, and there was nothing she could do to stop him.

"...How much would you say you weigh?"

Player froze, fingers hovering above the keyboard.

"...Are you about to drug me?"

Carmen scoffed. "No, I would never do that. I'm just trying to figure out how much strength I need to use to do this."

She grabbed him by the shirt at both shoulders and pulled him backwards over his chair.

"Woah!"

She looked down at him and grinned. "This takes me back, buddy. You know, I did this to Gray once."

He winced at the comparison. "That's the worst possible thing you could say to me right now."

"Go to bed. Now."

He crossed his arms, still upside down.

"I'm busy, Red."

She rolled her eyes. She went to pick him up, but he slipped from her grasp like water. Now he was lying face down on the floor, protesting. She went to try again and he went limp.

"Do not go boneless on me, Player!"

She grabbed him by the arm and pulled. "You are being so immature right now."

He smirked into the floor. He wasn't having a great time right now, but it was nice to know she wasn't either.

She dragged him to his bed and nudged him with her foot, prompting him to roll over. She pointed to the bed and said, "Go to sleep or I'm selling your PC on eBay."

He frowned. "Hey, the oughties called. They want their store back."

"The nineties called, they want their joke back."

He sighed, getting up off the floor. He sat on his bed and looked at her. Noticing the bags under her eyes, he hummed.

"You know, you never answered my question. When was the last time you slept? You and I both know we have twin sleeping habits."

(Twin sleeping habits meaning they were both horrifically terrible at taking care of themselves.)

"This isn't about--"

"--I'll go to sleep if you go to sleep."

She peered skeptically at him, lips pursed.

"...Alright, deal. But I'm sleeping in your bed and stealing your blankets. Is that okay with you?"

He shrugged. "Sure, Red. Whatever."

He yawned, scooting over to give her some space. "Just try not to start sleep boxing."

She groused, making good on her promise and hogging his blankets. He didn't really mind, he was one of those freaks who slept on top of their comforter.

"That was one time," She muttered, "When are you guys gonna let me live that down?"

"Mm. Probably never."

She groaned. "You're the worst, you know that?"

He hummed, reaching over to flick his lamp off.

"Mhm. Good night, Carmen."

Carmen sighed contently.

"Good night, Player."

[neonhellscape]

dissassembly

[drapi0n]

Anyone else think it's funny that Chai is just perpetually That Guy wherever he goes? Good luck trying to enjoy the majesty of nature, this dipshit and his musical robot powers is over here making the tide come in on beat. And you can't even say anything bc what's he gonna do? Press pause?

[woozi]

he's so funny <3 (but like, in a pitiful way)

[sixfromerie-art]

* ... What did they do to her?

ENTRY NUMBER ELEVEN IT WOULD SEEM THAT OUR EXPERIMENT HAS ENCOUNTERED QUITE A CONUNDRUM WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR IS THAT THE KEY TO ACQUIRING PURE DARKNESS REQUIRES A VESSEL THAT POSSESSES GREAT DETERMINATION AND YET IS DEVOID OF WILL A FOUNTAIN'S WILL REFLECTS THE WILL OF ITS PROPAGATOR AND IN TURN CORRUPTS IT THE ORIGINAL SOLUTION TO THIS CONUNDRUM WAS ADMITTEDLY FAR FROM ETHICAL BUT YOU INSISTED AND I FOLLOWED THROUGH A HUMAN WAS ACQUIRED AND IT ENDURED ALL MEANS OF MANIPULATION AND MACHINERY AND YET THE SUBJECT'S WILL REMAINED STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT I DO BELIEVE WE CAN STILL FIND SOME PURPOSE FOR HER BUT IN THE MEANTIME I HAVE BEEN CONDUCTING RESEARCH ON A VERY PROMISING SOLUTION HOWEVER MOST UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME IF I AM TO MAKE ANY FURTHER PROGRESS I WILL REQUIRE ADDITIONAL SUBJECTS HUMAN SUBJECTS NO OTHERS WILL SUFFICE WE CANNOT RUN THE RISK OF BEING UNABLE TO STEM THE FLOW OF EXCESS DARKNESS