#football brain

[kawaiiinla]

Well this is dystopian af...

I went to go on a hike today because, while Los Angeles isn't a football town, I still thought the trails would be less populated today, and they are. I also thought the hiking trails would be serene, but they are not.

I'm up in the hills in the inner valley suburbs of LA, and all I can hear right now are collectives pockets of people in the neighborhood below shouting at their tvs like a fucked up Aldous Huxley fever dream. All while the 5pm church bells peal over the valley. There really is no hope for society if we're this willing to follow the program.

I don't hate sports but, for the most part, sports generates unnecessary regionalism and then, ultimately, nationalism. None of those things are good. And the national franchises behind football, especially, still exist on the backs of poverty and racism. See "you can't take a knee for black lives or Americans will begin nationally foaming at the mouth."

I guess the best summary I've heard of what I call "football brain" comes from Noam Chomsky where he observes that all the great national past time seems to ever do is manufacture irrational consenting attitudes towards authority.

[dfsdgaefh]

[notroosterbradshaw]

It was pretty simple really. Beautifully tanned, toned man parading through your bedroom as he got himself ready for bed. While this happened every night, there was truly something so sexy about Bradley tonight. He was completely unaware as your eyes followed his prep for the following day -

“You’re staring.”

Or maybe you weren’t as stealth as you thought.

“Whatcha gonna do about it?” You retorted and he snorted.

“I can take care of it…” he muttered, socks, boots, boxer briefs and flight suit folded neatly in his large hands. He took particular attention to placing the items gently on the chest at the end of the bed. Slowly pulling off his old, ratty Navy tee, he tossed it at your face as you desolved into giggles as his long, lean body was on you. “What’s got you so riled up, buttercup?” He asked, rasp so sweet it felt like honey running over you.

“100% the cheesy one liners…” you managed to swallow as he smirked, his honey eyes searching yours. He hummed.

“You love ‘em,” he muttered, his strong nose drifting from yours, sinking to your pulse, his full lips and bold tickle of his well-manicured moustache not waiting for an invite as he nuzzled and kissed the sensitive skin.

“Good Lord, couldn’t even warn me?” Your breath hitched as your fingers wrangled their way into his damp curls. He whined quietly into your jaw.

“Where would the fun be in that?” He grinned against your warm skin and his mirth was dripping off him.

“I like that you don’t play games,” your eyes drifted closed and melted against the mattress.

“Games are for kids,” he concurred, pulling back the duvet and he grinned, taking in your body. “Yet here you are… in this poor excuse for a bedshirt… all legs and silk undies. Tease.”

[pablogavira]

💙❤️🖤

[versatancore]

the best thing keke did wasn't winning the championship, it WAS NICO.

[leviscolwill]

daydreamin'

pairing: more jude bellingham x f1 driver!reader

summary: you get interviewed by your celebrity crush after getting your first pole position, and you boyfriend can't stop teasing you for it. [wc: ~850]

contents: reader is feeling silly, fluff, awful attempt at being funny ‼️NOT proofread (i'll do it later 😪)

req: We need more driver gf x jude 🙏🙏🙏

note: this is sort of a part 2 to ballroom extravaganza but it can definitely be read as a stand alone !! i'm happy that you guys enjoyed my f1 driver!reader work, i have a few more requests for this trope that i'll write when i find the time :D

now playing: daydreamin' by ariana grande (yours truly)

"y/n don't freak out, alright ?"

the words of your race engineer in your ears were already freaking you out, you were already imagining your flying lap deleted because of track limits or a penalty.

"you're on pole! congrats y/n, you deserve it."

"no way, no way... i think this is the best day of my life." you couldn't help but scream in joy, probably destroying your engineer's ears.

"fuck, thank you so much guys... i love this team so much, i swear." you cringed at your sappy comments but you couldn't help yourself. you had a hard time adjusting during your rookie year in f1 and the first few months were quite challenging to you. but this, it was the proof you were getting there, that you couldn't give up.

getting out of your car, you ran towards your team in the parc fermé as they kept congratulating you for your great result. as your team's engineers and mechanics kept patting your back, your eyes met your boyfriend's. you hugged him strongly as if he would slip away from you if you let him go.

"i'm so proud of you my love. you're the best." he kissed the top of your helmet before walking away to get your interview done.

you watched lando get interviewed by jenson button, as he finished p3. he'd always been comfortable doing media work, something you definitely needed to improve. you dreaded this moment, jenson button was one of your favourite drivers when you were younger and you had a little celebrity crush on him back then. of course, it was no longer the case, but you were terrified of embarrassing yourself in front of him, even more so knowing cameras would be filming the moment in 4k.

lando went to congratulate you after finishing his interview while you were waiting for perez to complete his. quickly, a mic was handed to you and you walked to the interview zone.

"y/n, what a lap! congratulations on the first pole of your career, hopefully the first of many..." jenson beamed.

"thank you... i hope to get more poles if i get rewarded by a jenson button interview." you were still out of breath from your lap and the excitement you felt. your nervousness dissipated a bit when jenson laughed at your attempt at a joke.

"that was a perfect lap, you think you can keep that position tomorrow for the race ?" jenson asked you.

"of course it's gonna be hard but both lando and i have the possibility of going home with a great result, maybe a 1-2. we just need to find out the best strategy and my job is just to make sure i drive perfectly."

"that you showed you can do. once again, congratulations y/n, pole sitter here in sao paulo. let's hope i get to interview you tomorrow as a race winner this time!"

"now that's good motivation, see you tomorrow." you waved at the crowd before getting your trophy and getting the pictures done.

jude was already waiting for you with a big smile on his face. he hugged you again and peppered kisses across your face.

"my pole sitter, you were brilliant today."

"thank you, i thought i would pass out after crossing the finish line."

"we need to talk about that interview though, you really want to replace me with that old man?" he raised his eyebrow questioning you.

"he's not old! i might replace you with him if you keep being mean to my main man like that..." you took a quick glance at jude, gauging his reaction.

"maybe you should ask him to take you to the restaurant that your boyfriend got you for tonight, if he'd do a better job than me.' he said feigning offence.

"mmhh you're right, i'll ask him when i see him..." you ducked jude's smack that was aimed at the back of your head and started to run away.

"my media duties are calling sorry." you ran off before jude could make you regret your words, only turning around to stick your tongue at him like a kid.

jude walked towards mclaren's motorhome to wait for you when someone started walking side by side with him.

"how long have you two been together ?"

he looked at the origin of the voice only to find jenson button.

"um, it'll be one year in december. are you planning on stealing her from me before that?" he joked with jenson.

"i don't think i could steal her from you even if i wanted to from the way she looks at you, you two are lovely. see you tomorrow mate" he patted jude's back before going his own way.

when you joined jude at mclaren's hospitality, he had a big smile attached to his face.

"what happened to you ? are you texting your other girlfriend ?" you asked, sitting down next to him

"i'm just proud of you." he wrapped his arm around your shoulders, kissing the side of your head.

he liked the fact that his little encounter would remain a secret between him and your first crush.

[snarkspawn]

may I offer you more soft kenbig in these trying times

[arlesposting]

got a new 17776-esque football game idea. average football game, but it's all played in a cornfield, but a maze could be involved if you want to get crazy with it. to make it even worse a part of the rules is that you CANNOT destroy or uproot any of the corn under any circumstances or else you'll immediately be out of the game, but you are allowed to eat any fully grown corn at any given time. the entire game field is the cornfield, and if you leave it you'll immediately be considered out-of-bounds. you're allowed to hide the ball in the corn stalks if you think that'll work. scarecrows are also there, not for anything helpful but just to throw players off cause i think that'd be pretty funny, watching someone fumble over a guy made of straw. possibly one of the most rage-inducing game ideas, or the funniest. just imagine the probes watching a bunch of players bumble around a field with extremely thick plants trying to get their way through the field through the maze or by brute force.

[wejustvibing]

LH reposting this while toto has his 7th meltdown of the week

[aplpaca]

ocd spirals are like this gif on loop for hours except the I'm Okay's get gradually less common and less "believable" as it goes on

[gxtzeizm]

the fact that me, as a fan of both lando and oscar without any bias (maybe a bit on lando but not that much), is going to witness both "oscar fans, lando antis" and "lando fans, oscar antis" posts all in my one dash 🥲🥲

also the fact that atp i couldn't even bother enough with this same situation on both lewis and george. now it happens on lando and oscar as well which got me like....

[toastcryptid]

Coworker was telling me about his justice league height headcanons and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Short King batman all day

(Below is his original drawing, for reference)

[chappellrroan]

people who still hate Joe Alwyn need to get a life asap

[brasiliangp]

barcelona // mason mount social media au

female! f1 driver x mason mount

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mercedesamgf1: let’s go 💪

f1:

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f1: England and Chelsea midfielder Mason Mount will be presenting the Pirelli Pole Position Award in Barcelona!

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charlotteclaire: omg worlds colliding

c2enthusiast: praying for a charles x mason crossover 🙏🏼

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yourinstagram: starting on pole in Barcelona today, let's do this

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masonmount: congrats! you did amazing!

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yourinstagram: P2 in Spain today! Big thank you to the team for all their hard work this weekend 🤍 this one’s for you!

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mercedesamgf1: mega job!

f1: great work!

masonmount: ❤️

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masonmount: Thank you redbullracing and jodieporter8 for everything!

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ynsfan16: I better be seeing you in a different garage next time……

yourbestfriend: 🤫

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clementnovalak: I better get chelsea tickets for life

yourinstagram: 🤨

yourbestfriend: cuties 🤍

[blairamok]

look don't get me wrong i love the walking pancaked ass twig that is crowley, looking like he could blow away in the wind. but also i love athletic crowley with a lean bit of meat on him. not gym bro jacked but lithe and sinewy, just on the side of active and sporty

[animentality]

only straight people could see a dude literally begging another dude for his number and asking him if he wants to move in with him and oh yeah, SAYING HES FALLING IN LOVE-

and still say oh but that character isn't confirmed gay.

hahah.

he's straight.

the author didn't say he was gay- can you fucking read...?

blue lock, before you ask. blue lock. shidou.