#food~

[nrps]

i'm in the mood for creating more muses so below are a list of plots i'm interested in & faceclaims i wanna use + also write against. i write exclusively on discord !!

— plots:

plot based loosely on my lovely liar

age gap plots, gimmie gimmie

exes to lovers

celebrity x fan

tlou / twd inspired

whatever is in my wp tag because i'm truly a sl.ut for anything lolol

— faceclaims:

nicholas galitzine, taylor perez, joe keery , "apo" nattawin wattangitiphat, archie renaux, cillian murphy, kim se jeong, jennie, lisa, woo do hwan, jenna ortega, lee know, pedro pascal, sana, hwang min-hyun, ben barnes, lola tung, jeff satur, lee joon-gi, park jinyoung, natalia dyer, bangchan, calahan skogman + many more i can't be bothered to list them all tbh because it'd take me five business days and your girl does not have the time !

[noknowshame]

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

[correctopinionhaver]

[simplykaren]

Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed, this time because of undeclared milk. Having food allergies really sucks.)

[mollybeenoel]

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[shamebats]

[victusinveritas]

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[anistarrose]

Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

[typhlonectes]

Ouroboros Pie Crust by Danielle Baskin

[prokopetz]

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[victusinveritas]