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forced myself to practice lineart
#total drama#total drama fanart#td beth#td lindsay#td#tdi#my art#hiiii all of my followers that followed me for td#i offer you my girls
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Tw for blood, gore, Spoilers for don’t hug me I’m scared kind of, body horror
Dhmis x iots au. Idk what else to say.
Red Guy - Chris Mclean
Duck - Alejandro
Yellow Guy - Sierra
Sketchbook (?) - Heather
Tony the Talking Clock - Noah
Shrignold (how do you spell his name) - Courtney
That unicorn guy - Lindsay
That rabbit guy - Beth
That purple man - Tyler
Furry boi - bird
Special one - Cody but it’s not actually him idk
Idk who Malcom is
I also don’t know who the globe is
I also don’t know who the laptop is
Collin - Harold
Steak - Owen
Spinach - Geoff
Bread - mouse
Fridge - DJ
The can guy - Sadie
Sadie didn’t actually eat Alejandro the wolves did she just watched
Lamp - Ezekiel
Idk who Roy is
#eavee ry made iots btw not me go follow them they are cool#total drama#art#total drama art#help#idk man#total drama island#aaaaaa#idispaintx#island of the slaughtered#dhmis au#total drama bridgette#noah total drama#owen total drama#geoff total drama#total drama ezekiel#total drama sierra#total drama alejandro#chris mclean#total drama lindsay#tyler total drama#beth total drama#courtney total drama#harold total drama#sadie total drama#idk don what is his tag idk#total drama blaineley#yeah :)
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so uh I made a bluesky account? Tumblr will still be my main hub of nonsense so I'm not going anywhere, but getting an alternative to xitter will be nice!
#shut up beth#finally... a second social media that irls dont follow me on#ive practically abandoned my twitter and insta out of shame#i wanna be able to build more of a presence without worrying about people i know watching me and judging my interests
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"If the structure of your world ever evaporates, I will still be here."
I think The Q might contain one of the greatest declarations of friendship/love ever.
#books#the q#beth brower#this seems clunkier out of context but trust me in context it's very moving#they're discussing how quincy's entire world is wrapped up in work#so even if she likes the people there if the business somehow disappeared she probably wouldn't see them again#because they all have other family/friends to go to and she doesn't really have any#leading to this promise#and let me tell you it's just about enough to make me believe in found family#because this works as a romantic or platonic declaration#it's a promise#a commitment to provide safety and stability when there's nowhere else to go#and i love it#this book is so odd because i liked it quite a bit last year#then rereading i was at first like 'why did i like this at all?'#there's no scene-setting or character description it's just kind of stuff there#but then the relationship starts to develop and i am SO invested#under normal rules it shouldn't take 100 pages for the story to get good but in this case it's worth it#it's such an odd structure#each chapter is almost like its own little short story#or a character sketch#almost like the character have stopped to discuss their own character worksheet#but in context it somehow works#and it drives home how much traditional publishing and writing rules stifle creativity#because your average editor would look at this and try to smooth it over#make it all into one flowing narrative#and it would lose so much of what makes it unique and compelling#following the rules of 'good writing' robs you of all the stories that don't follow those rules#there is so much scope outside of the one 'best practice' that is currently in fashion#and those stories need to get told too!
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dare me (2019)
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hell is a teenage girl.
just finished this underrated 💎 i’m shocked that i haven’t come across this before. the cinematography reminded me a lot of Palo Alto (2013). the visuals and aesthetics are one of my favourite ‘vibes’ right now as they give me a weird sense of summer nostalgia especially as the weather gets warmer (almost in a tumblr 2014-craze way).
#2014 tumblr#manifesting#just girls being girls#divine feminine#styleinspo#girlblogging#dream girl tips#healthy lifestyle#law of attraction#pink pilates princess#coquette#notes#follow#instant folllow back#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#dare me#beth cassidy#addy hanlon#aestheitcs#teenage aesthetic#netflix#tumblr 2014#tumblrgirl#tumblr girls#allstar cheer#cheerleader#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del gay#girljournal#moodboard
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I’ve had the WORST fucking week, first my partner and I broke up, and now some evil cunt is doxxing me for being trans…might burn her house down
#she’s the bitch who attacked those drag queens in hawaii#she’s been coming after my family for months#and now she’s posting sensitive pictures of me on her facebook page that has thousands of transphobic followers#she’s a fucking chair for moms for liberty 😭#queer#at least i look cute#gonna kms#transgender#transmasc#trans#ftm#transphobes#beth bourne#trans pride#transphobia#i am furious#but i am okay#report her if u happen to see the post 🫡
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#polls#little women#meg march#jo march#beth march#amy march#anyone who follows me knows full well#that I am Meg and Beth#but I think Jo and Beth are going to win this one#I'm not complaining though#😅
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I’m not saying I have blogs planned for Seth and Caesar too but I’m not not saying that…
#ooc.#beth plays zenless.#(i mean sorta. i’m at work. but WISHING i was playing zenless)#this game has me by the throat ohhhh my god#seth is my son and caesar is my wife and i’m still so upset i failed her 50/50 ugh#writing her will help me heal (so will pulling burnice) but i need to actually progress the story first#also hi all my new followers i’m so happy you’re here!!!
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Whumptober day 10- alternative prompt, panic
Love at twilight!!!! :D it’s a strong focus on Rusl and the Ordon kids and I love it so much. Hope you guys love it too! Uh, this one is very mild, not a lot of whump, but there is a brief moment of panic. It’s a lot more lighthearted than the others. Anyways hope you like it as much as I do 🙃
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“Alright ya kidlets, are y’all ready for a daring adventure in the forest?”
Rusl looked out at the young Ordon kids who stared at him blankly. Rusl cleared his throat and gestured to Faron woods behind him.
“C’mon, I know y’all are excited.”
Beth yawned while Colin rubbed his eyes. It was pretty early in the morning, and these kids were barely teenagers, the oldest being fifteen, so being awake was clearly not something they wanted. Rusl swore that he didn’t sleep as much as they did when he was a teenager, but regardless they were all very tired and very much not excited for an adventure through the woods. His little three year old stepped up and put her hands on her hips.
“Toughen up ya sleepyheads!” She yelled out in her three-year-old voice, and Rusl chuckled.
“Yeah, you heard her! Wake up, you’re gonna need all your energy for today!”
Talo raised his hand. “Rusl, why are we up so early, and why are we going into the woods?”
Rusl clapped his hands excitedly and walked over to the kids. He’s been training them sword fighting. Mayor Bo believed that if another invasion were to happen, having just Rusl and Link there to defend Ordon would not be able to work, so he wanted the younger kids to learn how to fight in order to protect their home more. Renado wanted his daughter to be taught as well, mostly so she would protect herself in case anything happened. Rusl happily obliged, wanting to start training Colin anyways. The kids were all pretty excited to learn sword fighting, even Beth who didn’t enjoy that type of stuff. Rusl figured since all the kids were so close now that they loved doing anything together, so the training has been easy going for Rusl. But after a few months of training, Rusl wanted them to get more hands-on experience. He faced Faron woods and put his hands on his hips with Rela copying him dramatically.
“Talo, I’m going to see how far along you’ve come on your training, by venturing through Faron woods, and learning how to survive without the comforts of your home!”
There were various mixed reactions from the kids. Talo and Luda seemed pretty excited, Colin was indifferent, but Beth was pretty upset. He figured these would be reactions, so he faced them again and knelt down.
“It’ll only be for one night, we’re gonna practice our fighting skills, appreciate Farore’s gift to us, and learn how to survive in the wild.”
Beth crossed her arms and looked down. “Are there gonna be monsters?”
Talo paled a bit and Luda looked at Beth worriedly. Rusl shrugged.
“Who knows. We’ve cleared it out so there shouldn’t be, but if there are monsters,” Rusl grinned in a teasing manner, “then you’ll have to put your sword fighting skills to the test! Now let’s go!”
Rusl headed into the forest with the kids following him closely behind, making sure to hold onto Rela’s hand as they walked on the trail. When they reached a small river, he picked up his daughter and hopped on rocks effortlessly, landing on the other side. The kids watched him in disbelief and he waved them over.
“They’re nice and sturdy! Don’t worry!”
Talo nodded and hopped onto the rocks. Rusl set down Rela when he reached the other side and smiled. Rusl gave him a thumbs up and the others quickly followed. Rela sat there with her hands on her hips giving them all words of “encouragement”.
“C’mon you slow pokes! Hurry it up!” She would yell at Beth who was being very careful not to fall in the water. “There’s no wind to knock ya over, you can do better than that!” She yelled at Luda who nearly lost her balance on a rock. Colin hopped from one rock to the next, but slipped and fell face first into the water. Rela waddled over to her brother and crossed her arms. “You’re a failure!”
Rusl walked over to her and nudged her over to Talo, who was trying not to laugh at the little girl berating everyone.
“Sweet spirits above, Rela,” he muttered, and offered his hand to Colin. “You’re doing great Colin.”
Colin smiled and took it. “Thanks pa.”
When Beth finally made it to the other side, they continued onward, getting closer to the clearing Rusl wanted them to settle down in. He was relieved that there were no monsters. Although he joked about it earlier, the kids were not prepared to fight bokoblins, and with Rela here as well, Rusl didn’t want to put her in any danger. So the lack of monsters was a relief to Rusl. The others seemed relieved that there was no fighting as well. This adventure was just a lovely walk through the woods, minus Beth’s complaining about her feet. When Rusl saw the clearing, he smiled and turned to the kids.
“We’re almost there, don’t worry!”
The kids all cheered tiredly in response, and Rusl laughed. He spotted Link and Ashei and waved at them, and Link waved back, with his little two-year-old running towards Rusl.
“What’s Ashei and Link doing here?” Colin asked, watching Kori slam into Rusl’s legs.
“They’re here to teach you what they know about sword fighting! It’s best that you learn all the different techniques,” Rusl answered, picking up Kori and kissing his cheeks. “Besides, they had actual teachers, they know what they’re doing.”
The kids all ran to the clearing and greeted Link, while shyly greeting Ashei, whom they’ve never met before. Ashei looked more uncomfortable than them, and wandered off to grab the tent supplies.
“I don’t think she likes kids,” Link told Rusl with a chuckle. Rusl shrugged.
“Well she’s a great fighter, and I think she’ll help Luda and Beth feel more confident in their abilities, don’t you think?”
Link shrugged. “I guess. But if she makes one of them cry, don’t be upset when I say ‘I told you so’.”
Rusl smirked and smacked his son’s shoulder. He waved at Malo who was reluctantly manning the tent supplies, handing it to Ashei as if it were his shop. Rusl spun around and faced the kids, gesturing to Link and Ashei.
“Alright, these two are some of the best fighters I know, and they’re gonna show you what they know. Then we’ll set up the tents and make dinner. Got it?”
The kids nodded unenthusiastically and they all got to work. Link showed them what he knew, demonstrating the helm splitter, the ending blow, and the back slice. Rusl still had no idea who taught him those moves, it certainly wasn’t himself who did it. But he never thought to ask, and Link never talked about it, so it was never brought up. The kids all tried out the different moves, some of them failing at the helm splitter, which involved a front flip over an enemy after they'd been stunned.
“I think y’all should wait until you’re better at flips,” Rusl called out, and Link scratched the back of his head embarrassed.
Once Link taught them everything he knew, Ashei took over, teaching them her own moves. She was more quiet and serious with the kids compared to Link, but she showed her different skills with grace and perfection. She’s clearly practiced these moves a thousand times over, and it was almost mesmerizing to see her move. Link and Ashei were great fighters, but they were so different. Ashei’s skills were more so from learning and practicing, while Link’s was from actual experience from fighting. Rusl’s sword fighting was all self taught, so he was never given different sword techniques like the other two were.
Ashei watched the kids as they practiced her moves, fixing their posture and giving them some pointers to help them improve. Rusl watched happily as Beth kept asking her if she was doing alright, trying to be good in front of the cool lady. But he was pulled away when Link walked up to him with a concerned look on his face.
“A bunch of bokoblins showed up in front of the forest temple,” he pointed to the entrance, and up the log bridge, Rusl was able to see a small group of them. It looked to be three bokoblins, which was good. They would be easy to take care of. Link looked back at Rusl and crossed his arms. “Are you gonna have the kiddos fight them?”
Rusl shook his head. “No, I don’t want to risk any of them getting hurt.”
“Really? They’re just bokoblins. I mean, I was fifteen when I killed my first bokoblin.”
“Link, Luda is the only one who’s fifteen here. And you were easier to protect if something went wrong.” Rusl gestured to the kids who were finishing things up with Ashei. “There’s four of them, that’s gonna be harder to keep track of.”
Link looked down for a moment, pursing his lips. “It’s just three measly little bokoblins, pa.”
“I know, but I’d rather not deal with this right now. Bokoblins are stupid but they’re still dangerous.”
“What’s going on?”
Link and Rusl looked over to Ashei walking towards them.
“There’s a bunch of bokoblins up there,” Link said nonchalantly, a little too loud so everyone could hear.
The kids all gasped, looking either scared or excited.
“Are we going to fight them?” Talo asked in a small voice.
“We should! We’ve learned a lot!” Beth yelled out before Rusl could say anything.
“Yeah! We might as well put our skills to the test!” Luda agreed.
“I guess we could try,” Colin muttered, “I mean, y’all will be there to help us right?”
Link smiled at Rusl and walked closer to the kids.
“Of course we will! With all of us fighting together, those bokoblins will have nothing on us!”
The kids all cheered excitedly, raising their swords in the air as Link hyped them up. All except Talo, who was clutching his wooden sword silently. Rusl frowned at him, this didn’t seem normal for the brave and brash Talo…
“Talo,” Rusl stepped up, putting a hand on Link’s shoulder, “do you want to fight the bokoblins?”
Talo stared at him with wide eyes, and Rusl saw that he made a mistake. Everyone turned to look at the boy, and Talo shrunk back, tears starting to form in his eyes. Without warning, he darted away, running out of the clearing.
“Wait— TALO!” Rusl called out to him, and he sprinted after him. “Link, Ashei, take care of the bokoblins! Luda you’re in charge!” He yelled behind him before running out of the clearing. He looked around him frantically, just barely making out Talo’s red headband. He sprinted towards him, afraid that a monster was going to pop out and attack him. That was the last thing he needed. Finally, Rusl slowed down when Talo stopped, sitting by the river that they crossed earlier, crying. Rusl quietly walked up to him and sat down beside him.
“Talo,” he said quietly, and Talo peeked out from under his arm. “We’re not gonna fight the bokoblins, Link and Ashei are taking care of it.”
Talo sniffed and buried his head in his arms again. Rusl sighed and pulled him into a side hug, which he leaned into.
“What’s got you worked up like this Talo?”
Talo hugged himself closer.
“I don’t want to fight bokoblins…” he mumbled.
“Hey, we’re not gonna fight bokoblins, not anytime soon. I wanna start out with keese first, it’ll be easier—“
“I don’t want to fight monsters.”
Rusl stopped and stared at Talo. “Oh, I see…” Rusl stared at the rushing water, trying to think of what to say. “Why don’t you want to fight monsters?” He asked.
“‘Cause— ‘cause they’re scary! Bokoblins tried to eat me and a monkey! They kidnapped me and Malo and they kept us from going home. They—they kidnapped Colin and tried to hurt him, they just—they’re just scary!” Talo yelled out, flailing his arms around in a frustrated manner. Rusl just watched him silently, the events of what happened replaying through his mind.
He remembered when Colin frantically ran up to him, saying that Talo ran into the woods and was in danger, when he found Link bringing Talo back home safe and sound, when the bulblins broke through Ordon and grabbed all the children, when King Bulblin nearly killed Rusl when he tried to protect them, the screams of the children when they were kidnapped, when Colin told Rusl about King Bulblin tying him to a pole to use against Link, all the things that the poor kids experienced during the twilight invasion. It was no wonder why Talo was so scared. He was surprised the others weren’t.
“So, you’re scared of monsters,” Rusl stated, and Talo nodded. Rusl sighed and rubbed his arm. “Do you want to keep learning how to fight with a sword?”
Talo raised his head and looked at Rusl with puffy eyes. “I—I do! But— I—“
“Because you’re learning how to use a sword in order to fight monsters.”
Talon was silent for a moment, and he buried his face in his knees again.
“I’m sorry,” he sniffled, and Rusl gave him a squeeze.
“You have nothing to apologize for. I think that, if you face monsters more, then you’ll find them to be less scary. But we’re not going to face them now, ok?”
Talo nodded, and Rusl stood up. “C’mon, Link and Ashei are dealing with the bokoblins right now. We’re just gonna focus on building shelter and making food with what we got.”
He offered his hand to Talo who stared at him silently, but he finally grabbed his hand and Rusl pulled him up, wrapping an arm around him.
“There’s nothing to be ashamed of Talo, monsters are scary. So don’t be embarrassed for being scared, ok?”
Talo silently nodded and leaned against him slightly as they walked. When they reached the clearing, Rusl noticed Link and Ashei cleaning their swords with the kids all watching. Link spotted Rusl and waved at him, and Rusl waved back. The kids all turned around, causing Talo to shrink into Rusl’s side a little, but Luda ran up to them and hugged Talo, with the others quickly joining in. Rusl smiled as he watched them all comfort Talo, even Rela and Malo joined in the group hug. Link walked up to Rusl as the kids talked amongst themselves, he was holding a sleepy looking Kori and he gestured to Talo with his head.
“Is he ok?”
Rusl sighed. “For now. He’s scared of monsters so we won’t be fighting them anytime soon.”
Link hummed and Ashei stared at the group.
“Well, the girls are ready to fight monsters,” she started, “you can’t hold them back for the boys to catch up, yeah?”
“You’re right about that Ashei. Maybe you could take the girls on a monster hunting trip sometime?” Rusl suggested. Ashei’s eyes went big and she stepped back.
“M-me? No— no way. I’m not good with kids…”
“Beth and Luda aren’t kids, Ash. They’re teenagers. Besides, I think they like you!”
Ashei grumbled and turned away. “They barely even know me!”
“Well, I think seeing a swordswoman gives them confidence in themselves, so I’m sure they’d love fighting monsters with you. But it’s a suggestion of course.”
Ashei glared at him for a moment, then waved them away.
“Let’s just focus on building up camp, yeah?”
Rusl nodded and walked over to the huddled up kids. Talo wasn’t crying anymore thankfully, and he seemed to be laughing at what the others were saying. It warmed his heart knowing that Talo had good friends to help him. And he couldn’t help but feel pride for his own son who was being compassionate towards him. He definitely got that from his dear mother.
“Ok, you four,” he sadly interrupted the sweet moment between the kids, “let’s set up camp ok?”
The kids wandered over to the tent supplies and with the direction of Rusl, they were able to make pretty decent tents. Rusl kept a close eye on Talo, but he seemed to be doing much better. Though there were some bumps in the road, Rusl would say that this night in Faron woods was a success.
#smiles writes#love at twilight#whumptober#whumptober 2023#whumptober day 10#y’all better get used to the alternate prompts cuz I’ve been abusing them lol#anyways I love how my fics are always cute and fun in the beginning and then it all turns out bad#this one is super mild tho#I love love LOVE the ordon kids y’all have no idea#I kinda wanna do a follow up to this one#one where Beth and Luda adventure with Ashei (with Shad there for damage control)#and one where the kids have to toughen up and fight bokoblins cuz they got to Rusl#idk this is such a fun concept to me
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I have no idea who these people are
#They need to tell me#Like why are you following my Spotify?#Are you a moot?#I literally can’t tell#Please tell me#beth rants
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You've read the tvc books, right? I haven't, and I'm wondering about something related to blood sharing. Vampires can feel each other's emotions in the blood, correct? So would Lestat not be able to feel Louis' love for him when he drinks from Louis even if Louis doesn't say it? Or would the emotion not necessarily be that specific? I know there were times when they clearly weren't sleeping together much and weren't sharing blood, but did they stop altogether?
Sorry, that wasn't clear. I am asking about blood sharing in the show, not the books, but I thought that the books might shed more light on it.
Don't apologise, anon! I get what you mean.
I've read the first five books, yes (so IWTV, TVL, QOTD, Body Thief and Memnoch), but honestly, a lot of it was a long time ago (although I re-read them a lot when I was a teenager / in my early twenties, and have been also been revisiting parts as I write fic) so I'm not sure I'm necessarily the best source?
That said, as far as I remember it / feel in having recently re-read parts of it, there is a degree of emotional exchange through blood sharing in the books, but at least in the early ones, the vampires can't have physical sex and the blood sharing is a metaphor for that. As a result, in many ways that blood sharing becomes about the emotions you might feel personally, and might feel radiating off another, during sex. They might not be accurate, but they're felt on an intimate level, if that makes sense?
It can also be part of a lot of other things happening - just because I've recently re-read it and it's front of mind, Lestat feels that Magnus loves him when he drinks from him both times, but is also plunged into his own memories in a way that completely disassociates him from his own body. Does Magnus love Lestat, even as Lestat feels it? I mean, I don't think so, how could he? Magnus doesn't actually know Lestat, is just infatuated with what he's gathered from watching him and rifling through his mind, so Magnus probably feels he does, and uses it to justify his fixation, but he's also a predator who was seeking something and found it in Lestat. Lestat feeling that was love during their blood sharing could be anything from what he genuinely feels he felt after the horror of it all, to stockholm syndrome, to a lie he's told himself to survive it.
I think Anne wavered herself on how much the vampires picked up from one another's blood, hence the show I think makes it a bit of a subjective experience. There's definitely a rush of something and I think in answer to your second question, Lestat probably does feel Louis' love for him when they've shared blood, but there is, of course, a difference in it being felt and said aloud.
#and i say this as someone who LOVES that louis never says it aloud#for anyone who's been following me since my beth x rio days you know i love couples in love who can never say it lmao#there's something about being able to say it when the emotion is less#something about the vulnerability of saying it#the power over you that you feel you're giving someone else#even when they've already told you themselves#that absolute FEAR#of the intensity of your own love#of feeling it's something that can and does kill#because your brother jumped off a roof after you said it because you loved your daughter and she burned#because you slit your husband's throat yourself#obsessed thank you#the internal baggage we bring to communicating our own needs my beloved <3#iwtv asks#welcome to my ama
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Blood, Gore warning
Art dump
#cw bl0od#cw: gore#cw blood#tw blo0d#heather total drama#island of the slaughtered#beth total drama#eavee ry made iots btw not me go follow them they are cool#td aleheather family au thing
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moved!
i made a new blog for fantasy threads! find me over on @fcrtheglcry for everything fantasy and period! i’ll move any fantasy threads over there but everything else is getting dropped bc this blog will definitely be going inactive for a bit. follow me there, and like my top post on that blog to plot!
#♛ beth talks a lot — ooc.#gonna reblog this a bunch lol#but follow me there!#i still want to write with you!!
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you know what i lied im ranting and raving about it
#post to follow in like however long it takes for me to vent#i also put a disclaimer in the tags of the post to come BUT#you can criticise something that you like#and it not be considered hating on something or being negative#some people in this fandom AND OTHERS have a big problem telling that apart#I'm not talking about people who just see people enjoying the show and fucking shit on them#they suck#I'm talking about people with valid critiques or opinions just being dogpiled as a hater bc they had a few problems with the show and beth-#in general#im only saying this bc I've seen people here do that#ik a mutual made a similar kinda statement when the show dropped and probably worded it better than i did#but i just wanted to vent about it a lil
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you know maybe i should rewatch the queen's gambit and continue my dreamers au for that. and also because i just love the show and wanna watch it again
#sorry thinking about the benny/beth scenes in new york and how they're sunstars#i'm too dumb for chess so in my version it's upstart rockstar/aspiring prima ballerina#i might still include the chess bets in the new york apartment just because i think the tension is great#and piedad and adam both being decent enough at chess to challenge each other with it compels me#adam grabbing piedad's arm and saying “do you still like my hair?” and then cut to them after having sex? brilliant. actual sunstars scene#the au also features piedad's maternal grandma who is never a thing in keep staring#but if we're following pjo canon that makes her mnemosyne and i am very attached to mnemosyne for no reason at all#i've also been thinking about giving up on making piedad's second lastname thai and just naming them narváez conejo. because jeje rabbit#also if you've noticed me call adam. adam guerra. you're not imagining things i did flip the order of his lastnames for keep staring lmao#he's adam rubio in pjo because rubio feels like a son of apollo lastname. but adam guerra in keep staring because guerra means war <3#anyway. queen's gambit... sunstars... hear me out#pia.txt#pia writes fanfic
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Pro tip!
If you want to walk out of a store without buying anything, it's totally fine! If you don't want to leave without acknowledging the cashier you can say something like "didn't find what I was looking for, thanks though!"
But definitely don't say "Not stealing anything."
And definitely don't follow that up with a bunch of mumbling under your breath, then hold the door for customers while saying to them "lots of great items inside! Wonderful shopping experience!"
Not that I can do anything about the stealing you're definitely not doing, but I will laugh about you with the customer I'm ringing up.
(ps: If you are stealing something, don't draw more attention to yourself than you need to. If the employees are asking you if you need help, don't say I'M NOT STEALING ANYTHING GEEZ LEAVE ME ALONE because people who aren't stealing don't interpret "is there anything I can help you with today? :)" as "I know what you are." We do know what you are, but if you don't get defensive we might second guess it. Though, honestly do whatever the hell you want because neither I nor the local cops in my geographic location give enough of a shit to stop you.)
#oh yeah and the guy who said “not stealing anything” to me?#that was my first time seeing him ever#i was so tempted to say “who said you were?” because like#if say id been following him thru the store thats one thing#but like my guy. you are a new face to me.#fuckin blew your first impression buddy#retail#just retail things#beth's retail stories tag
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