#fofty

[planet4546b]

went antiquing over the weekend and found a really neat and perfect for signoise like little folder full of what was obviously high school english assignments and poetry and ads for the school plays and the guy tried to sell it to me for 50 dollars five zero fifty. FIFTY for random loose leaf paper with school work on it from like the 1970s i’m actually so mad about it. i wanted that poetry.

[0ystercatcher]

in da bus I had 3 margaritas 2 espressos a big glass of water and need to #piss so bad

[iamheretoyell]

Guys this is getting pinned for office use. Advise or don't. It's just overall length stuff for CSS because they're all on separate docs because I will break my computer trying to keep this on one.

ACT ONE: AWAKEN.

Pages: 1-53

12,272 words

ACT TWO: CONNECTIONS.

Pages: 54-110

18,587 words

INTERMISSION ONE

Pages 111-126

2,462 (not including expositional pamphlet)

ACT THREE: A BEGINNING.

Pages 127-219

36,372 words

ACT FOUR: MERGER.

Pages 220-261

19,783 words

ACT FIVE: ONWARD.

(5/8-5/14)

Pages 262-359

41,052 words

ACT SIX: EMBRACE.

(5/16-5/16)

Pages 360-373

5,887 words

INTERMISSION TWO

(5/16-5/18)

Pages 374-388

6063 words

ACT SEVEN: GRIEF. (not sold on this one guys I gotta plot this out.)

(5/18-5/20)

Pages 389-420

17031 words

INTERMISSION THREE.

(5/20-5/20)

Pages 421-433

764 words

ACT EIGHT: CORNERS. (I lied act nine is Corners but idk what this ones called yet)

(05/21-???)

Pages 434-???

??? words

Total pages as of most recent act: 433

Total words as of most recent act: 160,273

*(05/23) since this is for office use and my notes document for this fic is not a reliable place to leave something like this, if I decide to do side stories, one of these is going to be totally dedicated to how Marj copes with what she is, though idk if I'm gonna actually do that because I literally just nabbed this storyline from the rift series for her bc that's not happening for at least another six months and I've been wanting to use it since October. solid fofty fofty.

[spitinsideme]

What was your first memory of being attracted to women?

feels a bit like a q and a !!!! very fun !

i was an odd child, so at the age of 8 i would play youknow family but i would only rver ask to be the dog, SPECIFICALLY a boy dog so i could court the other girl who played the girl dog. and when i mean "court" i mean i would bark at this poor girl on all fours literally shaking my ass to pretend i was wagging my tail like i wpukd flirt woth this girl as a fucking dog because i thougt she was pretty full on all fours, barking, drooling, circling around her, shaking ass, bringing her flowers with my mouth all because i thought zhe was pretty !!!

another thing tjat happened was when i was like .. 9, no idea wjat sex was (i thoight you got pregnant by eating too much and being fat) and my oarents had accjdenly left on a channel where fofty shades of grey was playing ... specificlly the pussy eating out scene ... imagine me, 9 years old .. doesnt even knlw what a pussy is, seeing a guy DEVOUR pussy like that i mea god i was like woah !!! i knew ot was wromg .. i tried to shield my eyes away but i coukdnt stop looking ... pussy ... cunnilingus ..... i was so into it i started searching up "sex" on episode, then i got called a lesbian by some girl after she found out i was dating her feiend on roblox bh pretendjng to be a boy abd i started searching up "lesbian sex" on episode ..

[the-real-couchrat]

Please I swear I’m not crazy

(I was really just planning on re-reading the fic and posting art, but now I have to wait a whole year :( I was also hoping that my copy of Doctor Faustus would arrive in time for me to read it, but I ordered it over a month after the day)

I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THE ANNIVERSARY OF JAN’S DEATH

NOOOO

I WAS GOING TO CELEBRATE

[woundthread]

CHAT CHAT I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!

NO FIFTY FOFTY LOST!!!

flor ,, bless us right now we’re gonna need it .

[memberment]

two updates, one post bc I'm sick and lazy

Sooo ca$h4cultz is finally done

Which is rad but also like really sad because I genuinely had fun with ca$h despite the fact that I legit put it on my shitpost pseud because it was supposed to be a shitpost

And another page of CSS is up. I'm probably gonna put up a few more pages today because the plot is finally here and I'm excited but I'm also sick so fofty fofty.

[galaxywarp]

you doin alright man?

ehhhhh kind of. fifty fifty …… maybe fofty fofty.

[hoodstarmagazine]

Fofty Back: 50 Cent Sues NYC Jeweler For Using His Name To Sell Chains

As spotted on TMZ, the “I Get Money” rapper is coming for his coin. TraxNYC recently posted a video of a pendant that is similar to the crucifix that 50 Cent wears. “50 Cent is wearing this interesting cross and guess what 50 Cent? We made it and we made it for our customers,” he said. “We just jocked your style, I know you watch my videos and now I’m watching your s**t and jocking your s**t just…

[pingunaa]

MY SOSTER HASNT GIVEN ME NACK MY BLACK HAIRTIE SCRUNCHIE. IVE SEEN HER WEAR IT. ITS TWO DOLLARS AND FOFTY CENTS

[cincincinnanom]

We love jukasa <3 ALSO IM SO HAPPY TO BE PART OF THOSE FOFTY FOLLOWERS YOUR AWSOME LILY:3

a thank you gift for 50 followers :3

Drawing and painting Jusaka's hair is a pain in the ass lmao though i still had fun :3

Wanted to try to draw her on ibispaint too but... Well...

I guess im still not used to draw there on tablet... haha...

@marronje :3

[memberment]

The End Is Near

You guys haven't had a proper update post in *checks notes* Oh wow. It's literally only been two days. Whatever. HERE IS YOUR UPDATE POST. I am 12.2k into book three. School starts in four days. I want to get this rewrite done, but I also want to fully clean out my room (a massive fucking project despite how small my room is) and paint it. So fofty/fofty.

I also want to finish Bound. Which, like, fuck. Y'all, that is not happening LMFAO.

Anyways. Insanity is on this post tonight. Hope everyone is well. LATER!!!

*this is memberment from the future the fact that there's no insanity on this post because I got busy dealing with the literal police and then spent the rest of the night stress drawing is so funny to me LMFAOOO

[maipareshaan]

Omg he was so chonky

[coyging]

[senjuhashirama]

Can someone borrow me money? I owe 50 Cent a million and he wants money by monday. 

[melodygraywitchbackup]

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