#fofty

[0ystercatcher]

in da bus I had 3 margaritas 2 espressos a big glass of water and need to #piss so bad

[the-real-couchrat]

Please I swear I’m not crazy

(I was really just planning on re-reading the fic and posting art, but now I have to wait a whole year :( I was also hoping that my copy of Doctor Faustus would arrive in time for me to read it, but I ordered it over a month after the day)

I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THE ANNIVERSARY OF JAN’S DEATH

NOOOO

I WAS GOING TO CELEBRATE

[spitinsideme]

What was your first memory of being attracted to women?

feels a bit like a q and a !!!! very fun !

i was an odd child, so at the age of 8 i would play youknow family but i would only rver ask to be the dog, SPECIFICALLY a boy dog so i could court the other girl who played the girl dog. and when i mean "court" i mean i would bark at this poor girl on all fours literally shaking my ass to pretend i was wagging my tail like i wpukd flirt woth this girl as a fucking dog because i thougt she was pretty full on all fours, barking, drooling, circling around her, shaking ass, bringing her flowers with my mouth all because i thought zhe was pretty !!!

another thing tjat happened was when i was like .. 9, no idea wjat sex was (i thoight you got pregnant by eating too much and being fat) and my oarents had accjdenly left on a channel where fofty shades of grey was playing ... specificlly the pussy eating out scene ... imagine me, 9 years old .. doesnt even knlw what a pussy is, seeing a guy DEVOUR pussy like that i mea god i was like woah !!! i knew ot was wromg .. i tried to shield my eyes away but i coukdnt stop looking ... pussy ... cunnilingus ..... i was so into it i started searching up "sex" on episode, then i got called a lesbian by some girl after she found out i was dating her feiend on roblox bh pretendjng to be a boy abd i started searching up "lesbian sex" on episode ..

[galaxywarp]

you doin alright man?

ehhhhh kind of. fifty fifty …… maybe fofty fofty.

[hoodstarmagazine]

Fofty Back: 50 Cent Sues NYC Jeweler For Using His Name To Sell Chains

As spotted on TMZ, the “I Get Money” rapper is coming for his coin. TraxNYC recently posted a video of a pendant that is similar to the crucifix that 50 Cent wears. “50 Cent is wearing this interesting cross and guess what 50 Cent? We made it and we made it for our customers,” he said. “We just jocked your style, I know you watch my videos and now I’m watching your s**t and jocking your s**t just…

[memberment]

The End Is Near

You guys haven't had a proper update post in *checks notes* Oh wow. It's literally only been two days. Whatever. HERE IS YOUR UPDATE POST. I am 12.2k into book three. School starts in four days. I want to get this rewrite done, but I also want to fully clean out my room (a massive fucking project despite how small my room is) and paint it. So fofty/fofty.

I also want to finish Bound. Which, like, fuck. Y'all, that is not happening LMFAO.

Anyways. Insanity is on this post tonight. Hope everyone is well. LATER!!!

*this is memberment from the future the fact that there's no insanity on this post because I got busy dealing with the literal police and then spent the rest of the night stress drawing is so funny to me LMFAOOO

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

fofty

sure

[pingunaa]

MY SOSTER HASNT GIVEN ME NACK MY BLACK HAIRTIE SCRUNCHIE. IVE SEEN HER WEAR IT. ITS TWO DOLLARS AND FOFTY CENTS

[miserymisume]

one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one twenty two twenty three what a load of fucking shit it is that they just gave up at twenty, what was the point of all the teens then, twenty four twenty five fwenty fix fwenty feven tweinty eight twenty nine thirty thirty one thirty two thirty three thrirty four thirty five thirty six thirty seven thirty eoth thorty nine forty ? fourty? forty forzt forsty twenty forty third firty fourth fourty fourth foruthy fifth four six four seven four eight four nine fifty fifty one fofty two ififty three fifty four fifty fife fifty sex fifty sourt fifty eith fifty nine fifty ten sisxty one sixty two sixty three sixty four sixty five sixty six sixty seven secoty eight soxty nine sixty seventy seventy one seventy two seventy trhee seventy four sevent five seventy six seventy sevent seventy seventy seventy eight seventy nine sceenty eighty eighty one eighty two eoghty three eoghty four eighty five eighty sox eoghty c eighty sevent seoght nine eighty nice eight nine ninety ninety one ninety two tiney three ninety four ninerny five ninety six niney neven ninety eight ninety nine 100% 🍊

[cincincinnanom]

We love jukasa <3 ALSO IM SO HAPPY TO BE PART OF THOSE FOFTY FOLLOWERS YOUR AWSOME LILY:3

a thank you gift for 50 followers :3

Drawing and painting Jusaka's hair is a pain in the ass lmao though i still had fun :3

Wanted to try to draw her on ibispaint too but... Well...

I guess im still not used to draw there on tablet... haha...

@marronje :3

[maipareshaan]

Omg he was so chonky

[coyging]

[senjuhashirama]

Can someone borrow me money? I owe 50 Cent a million and he wants money by monday. 

[melodygraywitchbackup]

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[thedailycourtney]

Also it’s Monday, I hope Rand has Fofty’s money.

[fuckinganderson]

WHY WAS IT IN THE FREEZER IN MY BOX OD FOFTY SPRING ROLLS

AND WHERE THE GOD DAMNED TV REMOTE AM I GOING FRAZY