#fofty

[maipareshaan]

Handsome boi

[babyjakes]

“Get it off my chest” “get it off my desk”💜🎏

—WOOOOAHOOOHOOH!! I FEEL 🕺✨ TJE LAVENDER HAZE CREEPONG UP ON ME ✨🕺🕺 SURRESL ✨🕺 iM DAMNED IF I DO GIVE A DAMB WHAT POEPLE SAY 🕺✨🕺

[spitinsideme]

What was your first memory of being attracted to women?

feels a bit like a q and a !!!! very fun !

i was an odd child, so at the age of 8 i would play youknow family but i would only rver ask to be the dog, SPECIFICALLY a boy dog so i could court the other girl who played the girl dog. and when i mean "court" i mean i would bark at this poor girl on all fours literally shaking my ass to pretend i was wagging my tail like i wpukd flirt woth this girl as a fucking dog because i thougt she was pretty full on all fours, barking, drooling, circling around her, shaking ass, bringing her flowers with my mouth all because i thought zhe was pretty !!!

another thing tjat happened was when i was like .. 9, no idea wjat sex was (i thoight you got pregnant by eating too much and being fat) and my oarents had accjdenly left on a channel where fofty shades of grey was playing ... specificlly the pussy eating out scene ... imagine me, 9 years old .. doesnt even knlw what a pussy is, seeing a guy DEVOUR pussy like that i mea god i was like woah !!! i knew ot was wromg .. i tried to shield my eyes away but i coukdnt stop looking ... pussy ... cunnilingus ..... i was so into it i started searching up "sex" on episode, then i got called a lesbian by some girl after she found out i was dating her feiend on roblox bh pretendjng to be a boy abd i started searching up "lesbian sex" on episode ..

[memberment]

The End Is Near

You guys haven't had a proper update post in *checks notes* Oh wow. It's literally only been two days. Whatever. HERE IS YOUR UPDATE POST. I am 12.2k into book three. School starts in four days. I want to get this rewrite done, but I also want to fully clean out my room (a massive fucking project despite how small my room is) and paint it. So fofty/fofty.

I also want to finish Bound. Which, like, fuck. Y'all, that is not happening LMFAO.

Anyways. Insanity is on this post tonight. Hope everyone is well. LATER!!!

*this is memberment from the future the fact that there's no insanity on this post because I got busy dealing with the literal police and then spent the rest of the night stress drawing is so funny to me LMFAOOO

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

fofty

sure

[imeverywoman420]

do you think im doomed as a pisces woman

fifty fifty. Maybe fofty fofty.

[masterweasel]

Villainous fic. Children of the chorus

Chapter 1. The cat dance

TW: Blood, Death, Fire.

Feel free to correct some of this, english is not my first language.

Sumary: A van stops in the middle of the forest...

Summer nights in the forest near Saltmont city. The warm brezee moved the branches of the pine trees, as animal avoided the road just to not be hit by a car or a truck.  

A white van was parked at the side of the pavement, just beside a yellow sign that warned about a deer crossing.

The lights of the vehicle were off, but that didn't seem to bother the passagers, who weren't there for any short of emergency; they were just waiting.

Outside of the van, a lady with really pale skin, was looking at her cell phone with her grey eyes, as her nebulous black hair fell on her back. Her slim figure showed a belly that revealed she was pregnant. She was outside of the door of the co pilot, while the driver was sleeping inside the vehicle. The man who was driving, a muscular blonde guy, was sleeping so soundly that drool was dripping at the side of his lips, as he snore in his seat.

Inside, in the van's trunk, sleeping alongside a bunch of wine boxes and Ritz crackers packages, was a young lad with a black sleeveless sweater. His hoodie, for were you could see two fish fins comming out from the place the ears were supposed to be, was over his white hair, as he slept with his feet on one of the wine boxes and his arms crossed.

Now in the backseat, there was baby girl with blonde hair and little freckles in her cheeks, as her green eyes watched another young man with a pointy nose and white hair writting down a number in a notepad.  

- What number is this? - he asked

- theee… - said the girl   raising three finger

Then he wrote a 2

- Good Minerva, good. What number is this

- dos - she said, making the guy raise his eyebrow.

- Well Minerva, that, really good. And how much is 12560 per 75?- he smirked, obviously trying to make a joke.

- Nine hunded fofty two thousand - answered the baby

The guy just went silent for a second, take his cell phone, then open the calculator, looked at the number and let out a long sigh.

- You know Minerva? I'm surprised you can manage so much numbers and be unnable to pronounce the letter "r" correctly at the same time.

- hihihi - laughed the girl with her hands on her mouth. 

- You sure are your father's daughter, if you ask me. 

The young man lay down in the seat as the little girl, Minerva, made a face.  

- I suppose you are as bored as everyone else here - said the guy. 

- Yeh...

- What else do you wanna do?  

-  I dunno... 

The toddler looked at the window, the guy who was alongside her seemed concerned.

- Is everything alright?

-  Whes my daddy? Wasn't he outside? - she asked.  

- Im not sure, maybe he went to the forest to do some things

- He went to get the dess the woman who smelled like tea put me into?

- No, your dress is in the house we visited earlier... and you have a pretty strange wat to refer to my mother - dijo el chico de forma confusa - My mom smells that much to tea?

The lady outside look at her commarade, who had the window opened, and just raised her shoulders. The girl continued.

-When I'm going to use the dess?

- When I get married Minerva, you are the flower girl. 

- And when ade you going to mawy?  

- Maybe Some time after Penny's babies born, but to be honest, the bride and I are hoping on a NEVER for our wedding date.  

- Oh, Zeke - said the woman outside.  

- What?! Im begin serious here Penny! Usagi and I became friends, but that doesn't mean we like each other enough to agree in this "non negociable arrangement between our families"

- Even if you like begin with her?

- Of course, me becoming buddies with her is not the same thing you have with "Mr. Saul-I-snore-like-a-truck" - said the young man as he pointed out the blonde guy who was still sleeping in front of the vans steering wheel - Is like having a Victorian family that's trying to marry you with your closest cousin, c'mon!

- Well, Usagi's father already gave you both advice; "at least you are ok with each other, is a matter of time for you to want to explore more"

- Bruh, I feel like we are going to have trouble when they start to demand grandchildren. 

- Well, you can try an IVF. 

- Yeah, that could do it.  

The white haired youngster sighned, and in that moment, the little girl pulled his plaid shirt.

- I know what I wanna do, sing to me the song about the cat's dance.

- Again? I already sang it for you like, 4 times in this journey.

- Yeh, again pwease!  

- … Ok, but only because my mother basically bought you here … 

The young man started to sing to the girl.

Un gros chat se rendit au bal (A big cat goes to a dance)

Tikiti tom tikiti tom

Un gros chat se rendit au bal (A big cat goes to a dance)

Tikiti tom ti day

The little girl smiled and giggled 

Un gros chat se rendit au bal (A big cat goes to a dance)

A pris ses bottes et son cheval (Takes his boots and his horse)

Me cax macari duck and a dil

Tikiti tom ti day

Inside the forest, two people were walking side by side, both of them covered from head to toe, even in the middle of the summer. The shortest of them both had their hands in their pockets, as the other carried a plastic container full of gasoline in their left hand.

Au bal des chats et des souris (Is the dance of the cats and the mice)

Tikiti tom tiki tom  

Au bal des chats et des souris (Is the dance of the cats and the mice)

Tikiti tom ti day

And between the trees, the two strangers found a little cabin.

Au bal des chats et des souris (Is the dance of the cats and the mice)

A pettit pas, rondes and quadrilles (little steps, rounds and quadrilles)

Me cax macari duck and a dil

Tikiti tom ti day 

Inside the cabin, a man with a jacket that showed a world with wing logo was frenetic. He was trying to make a computer work faster, but with no use. The moment they noticed the two people outside, he knew he was toast.

In the same place, a man with blondish hair and a super hero costume was looking through the window in despair.  

- Did you already sent it? 

- No!

- Grrr… I'm... I'm... I'm going to distract them - the superhero clearly was tembling  

- Are you crazy?! They are going to end you!

- I can take them both! Or at least fight them for enough time for you to send the info. I know others could take them, at least for a moment... I... I need to try.

The other saw in desperation as his mission companion went out the cabin to try and confront the two strangers.

Hey souris, veux-tu qu’on se marie? (Hey Mouse, you wanna marry?)

Tikiti tom tikiti tom 

Hey souris, veux-tu qu’on se marie? (Hey Mouse, You wanna marry?)

Tikiti tom ti day 

Inside the van, while everyhting was happening, the young lad with the mohawk hair was still cheerfuly singing, while the girl was claping.

Hey souris, veux-tu qu’on se marie? (Hey Mouse, you wanna marry?)

J’ai de l’or et du credit (I have gold and money)

Me cax macari duck and a dil

Tikiti tom ti day

The man of the jacket just got 3% of the information he ment to send to it's destinatary. In that moment he heard a scream and then a tud. The lifeless body of his commarade fell on the floor, with a broken neck and blood coming out of his mouth and nose.

He mutter something before he unplug the computer; he knew he was alone againts those two, and if a guy with super strenght could not take them down, he knew he was toast.

And they were there already, in the door of the cabin. Both of them looking at him with their face covered by a gas mask, one with a hoddie with a smiley face and the other with their hands full of blood. Gloves in the hands of his attackers.

Cold sweat began to run down his forehead.

Je ne veux pas me marier (I dont want to marry)

Titiki tom tikiti tom 

Je ne veux pas me marier (I dont want to marry)

Tikiti tom ti day

Smoke began to rise in a side of the forest as Zeke finished his song.

Je ne veux pas me marier (I dont want to marry)

Je veux courir dans les bles (I want to run in the wheat fields)

Me cax macari duck and a dil 

Tikiti tom ti day 

Little Minerva was giggling as Penny look at both of them in the window.

- Is a funny song, who taught it to you? - Penny asked.

- My mom, ironicaly, is about a mouse who doesn't want to be married to a rich cat. Who will guess 20 years later my mother will do the same to me, trying to set me up with the daughter of our family friends.

- I vould need to mawy if i head the song? - asked Minerva.

- What? No! Is more a thing of my family- Zeke told her - I don't think the doctor will resort to do something like this, I guess.

The sound of footsteps interumpted Penny and Zeke's chat, as the gas mask guys aproach the van with the empty container.

- Did you need me to wake up Saul? - asked Penny.  

- Just for him to help us with a shovel

- Did you guys manage to find the people you told us about?

- Yes, but I'm worried about the info the manage to filter to their superiors. I knew this before hand when we discover them, and I guess we will need to deal with them in a way or another.

- Hello daddy - waved Minerva to the guy with the smiley face sweater.  

- Oh, hey baby girl, how are you? - asked the man.

- I'm boded, can we go now? 

- Just wait a minute Mimi, I just need to clean up a bit.

- Meh, go ahead without me - said the other masked figure, with a femenine voice - I'll stay here with Mimi.

The second person took the gas mask from her face, and her blood soaked sweater, revealing a young lady with long, green hair who was wearing a pair of jeans and a metal band t-shirt.

- Ok, ok, Demencia, just give me those so we can get rid of them.

As Demencia gave the clothes to the doctor, Penny went to the drivers seat and tapped the window three times. The blonde guy, Saul, woke up suddenly.

- Wha-What's happening?!

- Saúl, they went back.

- Oh, ok.  

Saul stretched, and went out of the car.

- Ok Penny, time to work for me and for you get inside. Your ankles must be hurting for standing there for so long.

- I just went out because my hips were hurting- she said with a embarassed smile and a sweatdrop

- … Bruh, I feel the twins will be a menace when they born, but who forced us… - said Saul while combed his hair with his hand. 

The blonde open the trunk, and told the youngster with fins to wake up.  

- Uhm, what? Are we there yet? - he said half sleepy

- No Ghoul, I need a shovel..

- A… - the youngster scratched his head - Oh, yes, a shovel… 

Ghoul moved some boxes and gave Saul a shovel covered with a trash bag.

- Hey Flug, I'm a bit confused - told Saul to the other man in a gas mask - Are you sure P.E.A.C.E is not going to search for them? It seems like the mission they were up to was important.

- I'm pretty sure they'll do, but would be difficult to them to actually gatter the information they wanted to show them. Either way, I'm pretty sure there's going to be a long time before they find their remainings - answered Flug.

- Mmmh…

- At least we facilitate you some of your usual job.

- That's nice, maybe we can rest in a motel before heading home - said the blonde

- You think we can go for a hot dog? - asked Penny. 

- That's a good idea too.

Like 25 minutes later, the van went on it's way as if nothing happened in the forest.

[miserymisume]

one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one twenty two twenty three what a load of fucking shit it is that they just gave up at twenty, what was the point of all the teens then, twenty four twenty five fwenty fix fwenty feven tweinty eight twenty nine thirty thirty one thirty two thirty three thrirty four thirty five thirty six thirty seven thirty eoth thorty nine forty ? fourty? forty forzt forsty twenty forty third firty fourth fourty fourth foruthy fifth four six four seven four eight four nine fifty fifty one fofty two ififty three fifty four fifty fife fifty sex fifty sourt fifty eith fifty nine fifty ten sisxty one sixty two sixty three sixty four sixty five sixty six sixty seven secoty eight soxty nine sixty seventy seventy one seventy two seventy trhee seventy four sevent five seventy six seventy sevent seventy seventy seventy eight seventy nine sceenty eighty eighty one eighty two eoghty three eoghty four eighty five eighty sox eoghty c eighty sevent seoght nine eighty nice eight nine ninety ninety one ninety two tiney three ninety four ninerny five ninety six niney neven ninety eight ninety nine 100% 🍊

[maipareshaan]

Omg he was so chonky

[hoodstarmagazine]

Fofty Back: 50 Cent Sues NYC Jeweler For Using His Name To Sell Chains

As spotted on TMZ, the “I Get Money” rapper is coming for his coin. TraxNYC recently posted a video of a pendant that is similar to the crucifix that 50 Cent wears. “50 Cent is wearing this interesting cross and guess what 50 Cent? We made it and we made it for our customers,” he said. “We just jocked your style, I know you watch my videos and now I’m watching your s**t and jocking your s**t just…

[barnbridges]

my only time I will side with a man is that when randall emmet called 50 fofty.... fofty automatically won that beef

[megamax-solar]

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Join us on a journey into the booming world of Rooftop Solar! Discover how we're harnessing the sun's power to meet the rising demand for clean energy solutions. Stay tuned for insights, trends, and the path to a brighter, sustainable future.- https://shorturl.at/foFTY

[ethrinityskullz]

Why am i at like fifty followers where did y'all come from. Who sent you /j

Well. In honor of not-quite-fofty, I want everyone to know I work at a doggy daycare and we have a camper named Daryl. And another one named Kevin. And Terry. Tater Tot, Bitsy, Wiggles, Petey....

One of my favorite dogs so far is Moose the saint bernard. It was his birthday today :)

[drip-2-hard]

50 Cent

[coyging]

[senjuhashirama]

Can someone borrow me money? I owe 50 Cent a million and he wants money by monday.