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badkittyknits · 2 years ago
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🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿 SAVE THE DATE CURIOSITIES: A Uniquely Different Craft Market February 4th 11am to 5pm Scranton Cultural Center 6th Annual Cabin Fever Boredom Buster Craft Market February 25th 10am to 4pm Wyoming Valley Mall Former Sears 🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿🌻🌿 These sold out before the holidays so making more.....why yes, I do have some f@#$s left...😁 WTF wall hangings...three prepped and ready for hangers...and available in February ...maybe swearing will help 😅 crochet cotton, bamboo 3 dimensional lettering #badkittyknits #wtfmoment #wtfjusthappened #wtf #WDGAF #idgaf #foff #fyou #crochetdecor #swearing #boho #wtfjusthappened #walldecor #bohostyle #bohochic #bohocraftystyle #bohodecor #bohohippie #bohohippiestyle #hippiestyle #hippievibes #hippiechic #wallhanging #wallart #bohovibes #bohohippie #snarky #snarkygifts #maybeswearingwillhelp #makersgonnamake https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnm7b3kOypZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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hrhsudhan · 2 years ago
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#foff 🖕 (at Footscray, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnF12iUBbeKKnLF0FKX9iBp3EgKndxsDVt-3Bc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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moonwhing · 2 years ago
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So, a friend of mine was streaming a simanimals game yesterday. A random baby deer was born with the name Caesar. The game wanted a baby bear and a baby deer to become friends.
I got them to rename the bear Brutus.
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luckstergal · 1 year ago
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Look out! There's a snail about!
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cowboyunderscore · 2 years ago
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are you happy now
i lost a bet and now im here.
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fofflesnave · 2 years ago
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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storiesofthestreetmp3 · 3 months ago
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LOoking up missoula montana Images and immediately wanting to throw up. I NEED TO BE THERREEEE.
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restlessreveries · 10 months ago
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Realizing I'm gonna need 240 power shards to make this turbofuel generator setup not grow beyond critical mass.
TIME TO HUNT SNAILS! >:D
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somuch-4-stardust · 10 months ago
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ahem. wrote you a goodbye note (you just wrote me off) on your arm when you passed out. bestfriends, ex friends- better off as lovers not the other way around. racing through the city in the back of yellow checkered cars. the takeoffs are the worst but the skin from your shoulder to your ear makes it all worth it. and i'm sorry the way my moods flicker on and off like an old light on your porch, but i know you wouldn’t have it any other way. sneaking in your window instead of out. the way you hold a cigarette cause you don’t know what to do with your hands when we are sitting this close. the way the waists of pants feel better at the ankles. the way you always were my best excuse for calling in sick on everyone else.
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acidwuff · 9 months ago
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BATTER UP!
YCH for Foff
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badkittyknits · 2 years ago
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kcggggg · 6 months ago
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All I got for you this week are some website updates.
First: kcgportfolio.site is my new professional-ish portfolio site with updated links to old work and emails for business reasons (or fan reasons, you can always email me). There is not much new listed there or too different from the old site, but it looks neater!
And speaking of that old site, kcgreendotcom.com will be changed into a dumping blog/webcomic site to post my work on for archival purposes. Any comic, poem, etc I do any more will just be posted here to for posterity (will include "Me & You" updates as well). The change will come in the coming couple of months!
AND ONE MORE THING, that's actually two more things: I've brought the archives of "God's Hands" and "F-Off™" (my two single panel/gag-based comics) on my own hosting and off of webtoons. Why? Well, cus I could! So I did. You can read them all here:
🔗 God's Hands: https://kcgreendotcom.com/godshands
🔗 F-Off™: https://kcgreendotcom.com/foff/
Okay thank you for reading this update on tumblr dot com: The website that will never go away! And now: here's a still from the movie "The Stuff" that always makes me laugh:
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shipping-isnt-morality · 6 months ago
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I’m back (foff is an inspiration as always) to talk about Palestine and Zionism. Because let’s be real I never stayed about shipping and fandom on here anyways
also idk how the ziobots are on tumblr but on Twitter they’re an unabashed nightmare so maybe it’s easier to have these discussions here
Anyways I was kind of passively a Zionist until 10/7 and now I’m fervently and devotedly anti-Zionist and seeing as there’s a genocide being perpetrated by America and Israel going on right now, it’s kind of all I’m thinking about and researching. And I want to talk about what I’ve read, and seen, and heard, and how I got here. Why I think we all need to get here, as quickly as possible.
Every point everyone had ever made about 9/11 having staggering consequences on our world has come home to roost. My own family is spouting rhetoric that is more dehumanizing than I thought them capable of. Reading the stages of genocide makes my stomach turn over with recognition. My gore trauma response, paralyzing for the entire fall of last year every time I opened my phone, is now blunted to all but numbness.
I saw the inside of a child’s skull on my phone screen this morning. A father, pinned down, eyes wild, screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming for his children.
I hope someday soon I’ll have it in me to talk about fandom again. But for the moment, I want to talk about Palestine.
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were--ralph · 20 days ago
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this is contextless enough it can pass as sfw fo here's an old doodle i did for Foff on twitter
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pokemon-npcs · 9 months ago
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That old man in Colosseum who lost his false teeth and says something like “fluff fneff fnarf…”
Faifu foff moof
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mydarllinglover · 1 year ago
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SafeHouse || Fifteen
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"She doesn't look that great" pansy rolled her eyes when Hermione was led off by Krum to dance and everyone stopped gawking at her.
"She certainly found out how to sort that bush she calls hair" Theo laughed
I looked up at Harry and Hermione who were sat on the table for judges with their dates.
Ron and Padma were by themselves at a table, Ron continued to stare at Hermione, looking utterly annoyed and Padma just looked sad. What a git, He's going to spoil everything for her because of his stupid jealously. I knew he liked Hermione, I just wished they could both see it.
"Wait, my brothers here" I said after spotting My third oldest brother, Percy sat at the judges table.
"Yes, we're all aware, they make half the schools population" Pansy said, leaning over Draco to see me
"No, the one at the ministry, works with Mr Crouch, wonder what he's doing here" I thought out loud.
"Well, if he works for Crouch maybe he's filling in for him, because Crouch isn't here" Daphne said
"maybe" I shrugged
"Where's this bloody food" Theo huffed
"You have to order it on the menu's idiot" Draco rolled his eyes before demonstrating by picking his own menu up and telling the plate what dish he wanted, we then followed after.
"Oh, I knew that" Theo muttered
"slow down, Weasley, before your dress starts ripping at the seams" Pansy scoffed as I began eating
"uf foff arksen" I said through a mouthful of food.
"So, Keira, you transferred here from Beauxbatons last year, right?" Daphne asked me as I took another bite of my food after swallowing.
Nodding as I swallowed "yeah, thats right, I was living in France for four years"
"Did they throw you out?" Pansy asked, staring at me, as if trying to spot anything suspicious
"W-what?!" I choked on my food, Blaise patting my back. I darted up to look at her then the guys, seeing if Draco told her anything, but he kept a blank face "N-no, not at all, just that I was missing my family and wanted to come back home to the UK" I lied easily.
"What's it like at Beauxbatons, I bet the guys are just a dream" Daphne said, Theo side eyeing her
"Its as if we're not just sat here" He said to the other two guys
"Uh, yeah, they're all really...beautiful, but so are the girls and perfect, so it's kinda scary, I did have one friend, well, he was my first boyfriend, if it even counts" I laughed
"Did you learn any french?" Pansy asked
"No I just sat in confusion every time someone talked to me for four years straight." I said sarcastically.
"Yeah, you idiot" Theo said to Pansy
"Shut up, Nott!" She sneered at him
Dumbledore had then instructed us to stand and step away from the tables, then with a wave of his wand, the tables were pushed away and the floor was cleared.
"Is this the part where we have to dance?" I whined
"Yes! My favourite part" Daphne clapped her hands
"I only just managed to walk in these things, Let alone dance!"
"Good luck Zabini, try not to step on his feet two much, Weasley" Pansy said, smirking.
The four champions and their partners led the dance before we were to join in, I could see neville and Ginny dancing, and the faint apologies as Neville tread on her toes.
Fred and Angelina seemed like they were having a good time as they waltzed around cracking jokes with each other and flirting.
Lee and George Were also dancing together, George leading, and Lee continuing to look over at Fred and Angelina, winking at her, saying that she could be next.
Daphne pulled Theo along onto the dance floor excitedly. Draco and Pansy soon followed
"Come on" Blaise told me before grabbing my hand and leading me into the crowd "Don't worry, you'll be fine" He reassured me when he saw my face.
"Please don't let me embarrass myself" I pleaded as he started to lead us around
"Wouldn't dream of it." Blaise said.
Blaise was a really good dancer so it was easy to just let him lead and I try and keep up with his steps.
As the song ended another started and I was passed on to switch Partners, coincidentally it was Draco
"Weasley" He said before wrapping his arm around my waist and repeating the steps of waltzing.
"Malfoy, I heard you've been keeping me from your mothers party's" I said, raising a brow, and craning my neck to look into his silver eye's
"Well, I think you should thank me, Look at your horrible dancing, and manners" He told me
"Still" I rolled my eyes, as he spun me I caught someone I had tried to avoid since the end of October, Adrian Pucey, and funnily enough He had taken one of the Beauxbatons girls, who he couldn't keep his eyes off when he broke up with me, she was laughing as he hid his face in her neck, smirking.
"Ignore him" Draco told me, I flicked my eyes to look back into his ones, They really were beautiful.
"I don't know what you're on about" I told him, shrugging.
"He didn't deserve you" He told me "He's a tosser"
"Oh, Draco you say that as if your not" I said teasingly, smirking at him
"Oh, you wound me" He rolled his eye's "Thank you" He said more earnestly
"What?"
"For my ring, I never actually said it earlier" He said. Thats when I noticed that he was actually wearing it, the hand that was holding mine.
"Oh, you're welcome" I said, replacing my smirk with a genuine smile
"Draco! I believe it's my turn now" Theo had butted in before slipping me away from Draco and into his arms
"Come on, Theodore, I am not a doll, you know, I've just danced through two songs" I narrowed my eyebrows
"Well then lets go get a butterbeer" He said before taking my hand and leading me to the table
"And what about Daphne?" I asked, picking up a bottle
"Ah, she'll be alright, dancing with someone else, she's only my date, Keira, None of us are actually dating" He said "Are you and Blaise dating? Lucky bastard" He muttered the last bit, I only just caught on to what he said
"No, He's more like my best friend, then anything"
"Ouch, K, and Here I was thinking it was me and you" He jokingly glared at me.
"Oh, no" I sighed as I looked over the tables
"What's wrong?" Theo asked me
"Ron and Hermione, they're arguing about something- oh and she's walked off"
"Weasels probably gone off about how she went to the ball with someone else" Theo said
"Well, its not like he asked her, if anything he's jealous Krum didn't ask him" I said
"Looks like the other twins are badgering Bagman" Theo pointed over to Fred and George who were talking to Bagman, and him desperately looking for an escape, then Percy walked past to talk to Ron and Harry Bagman spotting him then soon following
Fred and George then looked in our direction before whispering and slipping back into the crowd
"Lets go back to the others" I told Theo, grabbing a couple more bottles for the rest and Theo grabbing some more, most likely for himself.
"Where'd you two go off to?" Blaise asked when we sat down and I handed out the bottles, Pansy and Daphne were gone, probably still dancing
"Weasley watching" Theo said
"We were getting drinks" I rolled my eyes "I cannot wait to get out of this stupid, Beautiful, but stupid dress- what- stop staring at me- I didn't mean it like that, grow up, all three of you" I glared at them
"Hey, you're the one who said it" Theo shrugged
"Keira!" I turned to see Percy walking up to our table
"For Salazar's sake" I sighed "Percy! Nice to see you, how's Mum and Dad?"
"Oh, they're fine, Have you been working hard on your school work, your O.W.L.s are next year, you know I as well as  Bill and Charlie passed top of our classes, shame Fred and George broke the streak, Hopefully You and Ron won't let us down"
"Well, wouldn't that be a shame, best get going and study, right guys? See ya Percy" I waved him off before hastily standing up and nodding my head out for the guys to follow.
"What's his problem?" Draco asked when we walked off
"He doesn't have one, that's just Percy" I rolled my eyes
"Are you actually going to go study?" Blaise asked me
"No, just needed an excuse to get away from him, oh! Sorry for making you guys leave too"
"It's fine, was bored anyway" Theo shrugged before slinging an arm around my shoulders.
"No Idea what he'll do when I'm not a prefect" I laughed "Ron might have a chance"
"what make's you think you won't be one?" Blaise said curiously
"Well, for starters, This is only my second year here, and B, Snape hates me and I don't exactly have a soft spot for him either, Draco and Pansy will probably get it, thats you both being up his arse"
"Hey! I resent that, He's actually my Godfather, you know" Draco glared at me
"Cute. I am knackered, I'm going to bed, see you lot later" I yawned before walking off to the girls dorms.
"Nineteen ninety-five, that sounds good, don't you think" Theo said at Breakfast on the first day of the new term
"Is this a yearly thing, Nott?" I asked him before biting into a slice of toast.
"It's just the concept of time, really, and how we watch the days go by, closer to death with joy at the fact we get older" He said
"This is the sort of rubbish we have to put up with in the middle of the night in the dorms" Draco rolled his eye's
"You should be lucky at least one of us has wit, intelligence and looks" Theo winked at him.
"How did you come to be so modest?"I asked sarcastically
"Well, I guess it just comes naturally to me" Theo said, Draco, Blaise and I rolling our eyes in sync.
"What do we have first then?" Draco asked as we pulled our bags over our shoulders to leave.
"Transfiguration with Ravenclaw" Blaise replied
"Ugh, McGonagall really doesn't like me for some reason" I moaned
"Maybe because she lost a Weasley to Slytherin, ruining her collection of red heads" Theo suggested.
"Oh, shut up" I rolled my eyes.
"My word!" A painting of two women gasped when we walked past it.
I stopped to see them staring at the four of us.
"Gosh, they look just like those kids, had to be about, twenty odd years ago, the red head girl, looks just like her, Lily Evans" The other woman sighed. Lily Evans. That was Harry's mum.
"Of course there are only two left of that group still alive, last time I heard, and one of them is on the run"
"Excuse me" I said to the painting "But do you mind telling me what you are on about"
"Of course, they were Gryffindors and these are, well, Slytherins" The first one said, as if she had just bit into a sour lemon.
"Keira, just ignore them, they're just two old bats with nothing else better to do" Theo said, steering me away from them.
"He surely has the mouth of that Mr Black"
"What's their problem?" Blaise asked
"I have no idea, apparently we reminded them of some students from ages ago" I rolled my eyes before carrying down the hallway.
Ever since the conversation I had with the girls in the dorm, about the guys I started to notice how they acted around others a lot more.
For instance, Draco just pushed a second year down the stairs.
Blaise would refuse to touch anyone in case he caught something.
Theo would surely tell a person how he felt about them if they ever crossed him, even by accident.
I really hadn't opened my eyes to how cruel these boys really were and how they truly did see themselves as being superior to the rest of the school.
That really scared me, why were they different to me and why hadn't I noticed.
"You didn't have to push him down the stairs, Draco, He could of hurt himself badly!" I told him
"He was staring" He said, with no emotion
"No wonder everyone thinks you're such a prick" I huffed, walking into transfiguration.
"Is there a reason why the four of you are late to class?" Professor McGonagall asked as we took our seats
"Sorry, Purrfess- Professor!" I slapped a hand over my mouth, catching myself, I don't even know where that came from
"It had slipped my mind that you were related to Mr Weasley" She muttered to herself "Take your seats"
Draco and I sat at the bench second to the back, Blaise and Theo taking the one behind us.
"Purrfessor" Theo laughed from behind me
"Shut up, Theo!" I snapped at him twisting in my seat to glare
"Miss Weasley! must I remind you how to behave inside of a classroom after the holiday's?"
"Sorry, professor" I faced her quickly
"Twenty-five points from Slytherin for being late and Miss Weasleys excessive talking" She said before carrying on with the lesson.
The rest of the Slytherins glared at me, and my cheeks blushed like mad as I dropped my head on the table.
"Snow is so beautiful, but so horrendous" I whined as we waited outside Hagrids cabin for for Care of Magical Creatures class. "I still can't believe what happened to Hagrid"
"His own fault, really, about time he left" Draco said
"Don't be so rude, Malfoy, he is a genuine and lovely person, only because you don't like him" I rolled my eyes.
"Here come's the Gryffindors" Theo sighed.
"Hurry up, now, the bell rang five minutes ago," The new Professor barked at them.
"Who're you?" Ron asked, staring at her. "Where's Hagrid?"
"My name is Professor Grubbly-Plank, I am your temporary Care of Magical Creatures teacher."
"Where's Hagrid?" Harry repeated, louder than Ron.
"He is indisposed"
The Slytherins laughed around me, I didn't join in.
The trio turned to face us, I met Harry's eyes and shrugged at the confusion I could see on his face.
"This way, Please" Professor Grubbly-Plank had told us.
She had led us Past the Paddock where the Beauxbatons horse stood shivering.
"What's wrong with Hagrid?" Harry had asked, speed walking past us to catch up with Grubbly-Plank.
"Never you mind" She told him.
"I do mind, though" Harry had pressed "What's up with him?" But she just ignored him.
"Oh, a unicorn" Theo had said when we spotted the beautiful creature tethered to one of the tree's by the forrest.
At the realisation of the Unicorn, most of the girls "Oooooohed" and squealed.
"Hey, Draco, it nearly matches your hair, are you part Unicorn?" I asked him, twisting one of the front bits of his hair, but he slapped my hand away
"No! I'm a Pureblood wizard, it would be impossible to be part Unicorn" He said proudly
"Unless one of your great grandparents shagged a unicorn, then didn't tell anyone" Theo suggested
"But how would that make me part Unicorn?" Draco stared at Theo
"I don't know Malfoy, do I look like a Unicorn Shagger?"
"Mr Nott!" Grubbly-Plank shouted at Theo to shut up after overhearing our conversation.
"Sorry Grubby Plums!" Theo said, ending in him losing Slytherin five more points.
"Boys keep back!" Grubbly-Plank barked catching Harry in the chest when she threw out her arms "They prefer the woman's touch, unicorns, Girls to the front, and approach with care. Come on, easy does it..."
"something we have in common" Theo joked
Her and the other girls walked slowly towards it, Theo and Draco opted to shove me towards it,
"Hey, thats my sister!" Ron shouted at them, and they laughing in response
"Gits" I rolled my eyes as I walked up closer to it with the others.
"It was so soft, and Grubbly-Plank taught us a bunch of stuff, shame you guys didn't get to go up it" I said when we were at dinner
"Lucky you" Theo said, sounding bored
"what were you saying to Harry?" I asked Draco "When we walked away"
"Showed him the article" Draco said.
"You just love to wind up, its not true by the way, I don't hate Hagrid" I said
"Well then maybe you should talk to Skeeter and tell her that" He said
"I'd rather set my hair on fire" I crossed my arms
"How would you be able to notice?" Theo asked me
"What?"
"Well, how would you notice if your hair was on fire?"
"Oh shut up, Theo, you're not even funny" I rolled my eyes
"I wasn't trying to be, it was a genuine question" He muttered to himself.
"I wonder who Dumbledore is going to bring in once Moody leaves" Theo had said.
We were sat in The Three Broomsticks sipping butterbeer.
"Whoever it is, I bet they can't be worse then the last four" Draco rolled his eyes
"What do you mean, I thought Lupin was great" I said "Can't comment on the first two"
"He was a werewolf, and the bouncing ferret doesn't like Moody either, does he" Blaise teased
"Shut up, Zabini" Draco shot Blaise a murderous glare.
"Miss Weasley!" The poisonous voice of Rita Skeeter said, walking up to our table
"Hello?" I said to her
"I was wondering if I could have a word with you, I know you are close With the Famous Harry Potter and was wondering if you could give some insight, it would also be exciting to hear about your transfer from Beauxbaton and how that came to happen" She grinned, tapping her long pink nails on the table
"Sorry, Haven't talked to Harry in a while, and I'm sure no one would want to know about my boring life" I said before finishing off my butterbeer
"Interesting, so did you and Mr Potter fall out, was he mad that you had gone to the Yule ball with someone else, Jealous of your - friendship - among these three boys?"
"How could he, if we have never dated, and never will, Go get your story somewhere else and stop poking your long pointy nose in my business" I told her before standing up and storming out the pub, the three soon followed me.
Our height difference being a big advantage for them to catch up to me quickly
"What was all that?" Theo asked, slinging an arm around my shoulders
"I don't like people asking me personal questions, especially if I don't like them" I replied still storming across the snow with my arms crossed over my chest.
"You're not the only one, Granger and Potter were shouting at her when you walked out" Draco said.
I heard the faint banging of the Pub door behind us and Ron talking to Hermione, I could hear the worry in his voice.
"I can definitely cross reporter of my list of potential jobs"
"What you don't know what you're doing in life?" Theo asked me
"No, I still have three more years to plan"
"And what do your parents think about that?" Blaise asked
"They don't? they'll just let me get on with it because they know I'll figure it out one day, Just as they've let Bill, Charlie and Percy go on their own paths, although Mums not so keen on Fred and George's ambitions" I chuckled "Sorry..." I stopped myself rambling when the three were just staring at me
"Imagine that boys, not even deciding what you're going to do" Draco chuckled but there was no humour
"What do you mean?" I asked him
"Well, you see Weasley, when you come from a family such as ours, Your whole life is already planned by the time you are born, we" He indicated at him, Theo and Blaise "are Heirs, to carry on the Family Names and the bloodline, as well, fortunately the riches included. Our fathers already have our adult lives planned out, wouldn't be surprised if my father didn't already have a file of potential marriages in his cabinet." He told me.
"Oh..." the thought of Theo and Draco eventually getting married crossed my mind, then I got this twisted feeling in my stomach. "Sorry?"
"Don't pity us, it's just the way things are, In proper Pureblood Families" He said, and the feeling went away instantly
"Stop being such an Arse Malfoy" I rolled my eyes.
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