Hazbin hotel x FNAF Fanfic (Also with a bit of helluva boss 🤭)
This is my first Hazbin fanfic and it was originally posted on ao3,, so maybe Tumblr will enjoy it as well
If you haven't watched the entirety of Hazbin yet maybe don't read this and go finish it
Note: This is set before Sir Pentious died, and has everyone living in the hotel at the time.
It's a quiet day in hell. Well, as quiet as hell can get.
On top of a hill was a hotel, one you've probably heard of. It's called the hazbin hotel.
Charlie, one of the main hosts and the one who actually made the hotel and had the idea for it, was looking for things to do as an activity for the day. She starts looking through the internet to find things to do.
"Oooh, what's this? A new restaurant opened? Maybe I can teach manners there! Or.. something."
She clicked on a website that had the information for a restaurant that opened. It had 4 cute animatronics as mascots. At least, charlie thought they were cute.
When she pitched the idea to the others, they weren't sure about it.
"Man, um.. I'ma be honest this shit looks creepy as hell."
Husk said while scratching his neck. Charlie laughed.
"No it doesn't!! You're telling me this isn't ADORABLE?!?!"
Sir Pentious smiled.
"I think it looks delightful!"
Niffty smiled as well.
"Ooooo, they look like bad boys!"
Alastor was also smiling, like always. Charlie assumed he was happy about this too, even though that's his default look.
Charlie's eyes got wide.
"See! Come on, were going. Let's go."
Vaggie shook her head, in a playful way towards charlie. She hoped this was going to be worth it. I mean, it just seemed like a cheap pizza place with cheap animatronics meant for children. But whatever would make charlie happy made vaggie happy too.
Everyone hopped in the limo they ordered (because they're fancy) and they started going to the place. Upon exiting the car, they saw a giant billboard with the name 'Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria" plastered on the front.
Sir Pentious and Angel Dust's mouths dropped.
"Ya know, maybe this won't be so bad. It's a pizzeria, how bad could it be?"
Angel said. Then he looked down to see a bunch of screaming hellborn children, and he wasn't sure if they were screaming out of joy or fear.
"Ehh on second thought- do we have to eat here? There's a bar nearby that sells pizza--"
Vaggie cut him off.
"NO! We are going here and we're going to enjoy it." She grabbed angel by the shoulder and pulled him towards the pizzeria a bit. "Come on everyone! Let's go."
Husk sighed and walked next to Angel.
They all entered, and the first thing they see is the animatronics. In order: A blueish purple bunny, a brown bear with a top hat, and a yellow chicken with a bib that says "Let's Eat!"
Angel tilted his head.
"Wasn't there supposed to be 4?"
"There!"
Charlie pointed to a pedestal on the left side of the stage where a pirate fox stood.
Niffty rubbed her hands together.
"Bad boy.. HAHAHA"
Everyone looked at her.
Charlie sighed.
"OOOK, let's get a seat."
They all got a party sized table. They were the only group of just adults, so they felt pretty awkward.
"Two cheese pizzas, please."
Vaggie ordered when the waiter came by. The waiter was a hellborn imp with long hair. He replied,
"Okay! Might take a while.. Our pizza maker is having some issues at the moment. It'll be fixed shortly I'm sure. In the meantime, you can check out the arcade or the animatronics."
Everyone nodded. Angel and husk got up first, and split off from the group. Others started leaving the table at that moment.
When Angel and Husk were walking around, a hellborn kid bumped into Angel Dust's leg. Instinctively, he held husk's hand to keep him up and balanced. When Angel looked down, he saw an adorable little imp child.
"Aww, hello!"
After saying that the child grinned very, very wide, showing off giant sharp teeth.
Husk's nose scrunched.
"Eugh."
They continued on towards the animatronics. Once they were at the front, right in front of the animatronics, they saw how detailed they were.
"They're even creepier in person!"
Husk exclaimed, then he suddenly realized he was still holding Angel's hand. He didn't mind it though.
"Yeah. Ugh, this place is boring.. Hey, what's over this way?"
Angel pointed to an unlabeled door that was cracked open. Since he was unbearably bored, he pulled husk over to the door and entered.
While angel and husk were off holding hands and going into the mysterious room in the back (they're such boyfriends I swear)
Charlie and Vaggie walked over to the arcade. Charlie wanted to see the animatronics, but Vaggie pulled her away because she swore they were possessed. She was content going to the arcade anyways. Anything that made her girlfriend happy made her happy!
Sir pentious wasn't sure what to do, so he just tagged along with Charlie and Vaggie.
"Ooh, this place is delightful!"
When they played the games he always lost. But he was okay with that.
While they played games niffty was sweeping the floor and picking up all the messes, and once she got bored she snuck into pirate's cove. It seemed foxy was her favorite animatronic. She didn't really care for the others. She claimed foxy was the "ultimate bad boy."
The others just laughed awkwardly. Foxy's not even real!
Alastor just stood in the corner of the room, and when kids came up to him, probably thinking he was an animatronic, he just smiled even wider to scare them away. He thought this was pretty fun.
And he was used to menacingly standing in corners, especially since this is what he does every night instead of sleeping.
Eventually after what seemed like forever, their pizza was ready. Charlie, vaggie, and sir pentious went to gather everyone.
It took them forever to find niffty hiding behind foxy.
"Where's angel and husk?"
Charlie asked. Vaggie replied,
"No clue, couldn't find them anywhere."
Sir pentious looked around.
"We've checked every room.. Wait, what about over there?"
He pointed over to a door that leads to the back. Nobody besides staff was allowed back there so Charlie shook her head.
"Why would they be in there?"
Alastor shrugged. Vaggie had the suspicion they were doing something weird, especially since angel and husk have been getting close. She sighed.
"Well, who wants to check if they're in there. Cause it won't be me."
"I'll go."
Charlie raised her hand. No matter what they could find in there what if they were in trouble?! Nobody knows what goes on in the back of kids pizzerias.
So, she opened the door and went inside.
(A few moments before the door opens)
"Uh.. husk?"
"Yeah?"
"What the fuck is that."
Angel pointed to a green blob in the corner. Their eyes weren't fully adjusted to the dark room yet, so that made it hard to see.
Husk squinted his eyes. He had no clue what it was. Then it moved. Not a huge movement, but it shook.
Angel frantically looked for a light switch. It was probably just their imagination. Finally, he found one and switched it on.
"Is that a green bunny? A stuffed animal, right? Or.."
Angel moved closer to husk. Husk looked at him.
"It's bleeding. It must be alive!"
He started to walk towards it.
Angel grabbed his hand as quickly as he could.
"Wait! What if it's a trap?"
Husk reluctantly sighed. Then he decided to speak to the mysterious rabbit.
"Hello? Can you hear me?"
The rabbit's arm twitched. Husk took that as a sign it could hear him.
"Can you move? Or speak?"
Angel shook his head.
"Husk, we should go this shit is scary."
"No, it's hurt. He needs help. Stay with me angel."
Angel smiled, and looked into husk's eyes. He guessed husk was right. Besides, charlie would be devastated if they let someone in pain just stay in a dark room in the back of a pizzeria.
"Okay."
They looked up to see the rabbit moving it's arms up to its head. They stood in silence watching it, as it.. took its head off? Husk's breathing hot heavier.
"It's a suit."
Angel smiled.
"Yeah, I think I noticed when he took his head off."
Husk shook his head and said nothing, still focused on the man in the suit. Husk grabbed angels hand and walked over to him. They noticed that inside the suit was an imp, specifically an arch imp.
Angel couldn't recognize him. But they were in a different ring than the hotel, so he probably have never seen this imp before.
"Who are you."
He cleared his throat, then spoke for the first time since they've been here.
"The names striker. Never heard of me?"
Angel and husk didn't reply. Angel looked down next to Striker, and he saw a gun. A gun made by Camilla Carmine, one of the overlords.
"How the fuck did you get that?"
He pointed at it.
"And why is it in this kids pizzeria? Why are you in that suit what the fuck is happening!"
"Calm down, angel"
Striker put his hand on the gun.
"I was paid a lot of money to be here. No clue why, but I do what I'm told. They gave me this suit to protect my identity, although it has this fucking death trap inside."
He pointed to where there were sharp metal objects piercing into his skin from the suit.
"Hey, give me a little help here. I have other bounty's to hunt and people to kill."
He had a grin that angel didn't like. But if they could get him as far away from this pizzeria as possible that would be great. But.. should he do this? Well, not helping would be mean, and he did want to be redeemed someday.
"Okay, we'll help"
"What?!"
Husk was surprised by this decision, but he trusted angel. He trusted angel dust with his life. And whatever happens they will get through it together.
"Okay, I trust your decision angel."
"Thanks, husky."
They started taking out the metal, and eventually he was completely out of the suit. Angel kept on eye on the gun that was still on the floor in case he tried anything.
"Okay, we helped you now just get out and we won't mess with you."
Striker smiled. While angel was focused on the gun, he ran towards them and pinned them both against the wall by their throats.
They could barely breathe, and they struggled to pull his hands off.
"You may not know me, but I certainly know you two. Killing and bringing back a pornstar and former overlord will surely get me a lot of money."
They still couldn't move off of the wall.
"I'm sorry your life has to end this way, thanks for saving me, by the way."
Husk looked at angel. This was how they were gonna die. He was gonna make them pass out and then shoot them when they were sleeping.
He didn't even get to say he loves angel.. They still had so much more time. He could feel everything going black.
Then they saw a flash of light and a clicking sound.
"Husk! Angel Dust!! Are you guys in-"
Charlie opened the door to see an imp pinning them to the wall.
Charlie looked back at Vaggie with a concerned expression, and she knew something was wrong. She got up from her seat and ran over.
Surprisingly, during all of this none of the staff had noticed anything going on towards the back. I guess it was just a storage room that they didn't use that much and they were mainly inside of the kitchen.
Anyways, when she got there and saw angel and husk against the wall, she completely panicked.
She grabbed a spear off of her back, and pointed it at striker.
"LET THEM GO."
She ordered. Striker knew Vaggie had an angelic spear, so he immediately dropped them. Charlie gasped at how winded they looked. She was about to run over to them but Vaggie stopped her.
Striker stared at Vaggie's spear.
"Are these your friends, coming to save you? Angel dust, husk, I thought you'd be stronger to fight for yourself, not let this girl save you."
Striker was still looking at Vaggie's spear while saying this.
"Eh, maybe bringing back a former exorcist angel would give me more money than the two of you anyways."
Suddenly, he swiftly reached to grab the gun on the floor.
"What the- fuck?!"
It wasn't there. He turned around to see angel dust pointing it at Striker. Striker just laughed.
"I guess you're stronger than I thought."
Striker shook his head.
"I guess I have to do this the old fashioned way."
He ducked down and aimed for Vaggie's legs. She dodged out of the way, striking with her spear, but missed.
She looked back towards the door to see if Charlie was okay, but she was gone.
"Charlie?!"
Suddenly, while she was distracted, Vaggie got kicked in the stomach by Striker.
"Ow! Shit!"
She kept hold of her spear despite this. Then, the door opened again. Alastor walked in, with Charlie behind him.
"Striker."
Striker stopped fighting to look at him. Vaggie pinned his neck to the wall with the handle of her spear.
"Alastor."
Alastor smiled even wider than he already was.
"Striker, you're still doing this job? I suppose it must pay well enough. Now, are you going to keep hurting my friends, or are you going to leave?"
When he said that last sentence, Alastor grew a little bigger, and the radio effect on his voice got stronger.
Striker knew Alastor was way more powerful than him, since he was an imp and Alastor was an overlord. So, he obeyed.
"Fine, I'll leave."
He had a mean glare in his eyes while looking at Alastor, as if he wanted to claw his eyes out in that moment.
"I needed to bandage some of my wounds anyways. Can't say I won't be back, though."
Alastor laughed.
"Oh, striker. Don't you have enough money already? Go do your job and stop going on silly side quests to hurt my friends. Go on, now."
Vaggie released the spear, and Striker stormed out of the pizzeria.
Alastor sighed.
Vaggie went over to Charlie to see if she was hurt. Although Charlie stayed out of the fight and only got Alastor. Charlie was more worried about Vaggie. She was definitely going to have some bruises after this.
Husk and angel hugged each other very tightly, and angel kissed husk on the cheek.
When they left the room, they discovered that Sir Pentious and Niffty had ate all the pizza.
Angel laughed.
"I kind of lost my appetite anyways."
He touched his neck. He completely regretted helping him out.. He was just trying to do something good.
As if husk read he mind he touched Angel's shoulder.
"None of this was your fault it's okay I understand.. Let's not go into a mysterious back room again, though."
They paid for the pizzas, and went back to the hotel.
The end :D
I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED IT'S A LITTLE LONG AAH
I hope this reached the Hazbin and fnaf fans lmao
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