#fnaf fans are eating good this month!

[44-moved-44]

"(FUCK YOU YOU AQUAMARINE ANGRY LITTLE SHIT!)"

Atop the tall podium, rinsed in an iridescent, golden hue, a celestial rim washing down each corner; trimmed by a dusty silver, shivering with a pearly shine.

"[WHAT DID I DO, HUH? EXACTLY WHAT? DID I STAND WRONG? DID MY EYESIGHT MAKE YOU JEALOUS? AM I OFFENDING YOU WITH MY ABILITY TO SHUT UP?]"

The audience, cornered in the nooks of their seats, twitched and bowed at the rancorous uproar.

"(WELL IIIIIII'M SORRY, I HAD TO CARRY US ALLLLLL THE WAY HERE, YOU GODDAMN CUCK!)"

"Guys…" A well-heighted man, head the shape and hue of a noble planet. "You both won, you don't have to–"

"[WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'CARRY', YOU TURKEY-BRAINED BODY ODOUR-FRAGRANTED PURPLE MASS OF DEPRESSED RODENTS?]" Mind tightly roared from the crease of his lips, whipping his brand new sun trophy onto the podium; a hard, metallic clatter snapping into the flooring. "[IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE INFORMATION OUT THERE ABOUT OUR RIGHTS TO THIS SEAT!]"

"(ARE YOU KIDDING? EVERY CHONNY JASH FAN LOVES ME! I'VE GOT FUCKING APOLOGISTS! YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE WHO FRAME YOU AS THE NARRATIVE'S VILLAIN 'COS YOU SUCK THAT BAD!)"

"[YEAH, AND WHO WAS THE ONE WHO SET UP YOUR KEYBOARDS? AND TRANSLATED SHEET MUSIC INTO SOMETHING YOUR SORRY ASS COULD UNDERSTAND? AND–]"

"(SHUT–)"

"[AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO SET UP YOUR STUPID FUCKING AIR-CONDITIONER, BECAUSE–]"

"(I PAY FOR YOUR PAINKILLER PRESCRIPTION!)"

"['(OHHHHH, I CAN'T FOCUS IN THE HEAT! BUT I WEAR BAGGY HOODIES AND TWO-LAYERED PYJAMAS AND)–']"

"(AT LEAST I DON'T EAT MY GOLDFISHES!)"

"[AT LEAST I DON'T PLAY FNAF SONGS ON THE PIANO AT FOUR IN THE GODDAMN MORNING!]"

"(I WROTE THE BEST SONGS FOR OUR ALBUM! WITHOUT ME, OUR STORY OF HOW WE SUFFERED (MOSTLY BECAUSE OF YOU) WOULD'VE NEVER BEEN KNOWN!)"

"[NAME ONE PERSON WHO USES GOOD DAY AS AUDIO!]"

Words torn from mouth and crashing into each timorous ear surrounding the two, pronounced in a very ired, Australian tongue.

Arms furiously stretched and swung and feet stamped to enunciate visible outrage.

"Yeesh, Moon… I always thought our relationship was bad, but it seems like sun and moons across the universe can get so much worse…" Sun shivered, a quick tug on his coarse yet metallic collar, punctuated by a swift glance to his lunar counterpart. "Over where we're from, we have to deal with living in a giant animatronic mall and occasionally the works of cross-dimensional madness. But over there, it seems to me they really need to learn a lesson about getting along!"

"I could take them in a fight with a small dresser tied to my dominant hand." Moon stared, unblinking, body as stiff as a long rock.

The other contestants watched as the words were rocked and tossed in a staggering hatred.

At one point, Heart's wings had enlarged to mimic that of a threatened bird inflating its stance to appear larger; Mind's chest hummed with the overwork of his fans.

Suns and moons from all sorts of solar systems stationed across the multiverse watched in horror.

Two of them were those guys from Nimona, but I don't know dick about shit about Nimona so you gotta use your imagination for that one.

"Right right, you two have your trophy, just…" The celestial staff member disarmingly motioned their hands, gazing down at the two halves. "What are you going to do with your prize money?"

"(Oh, I'm probably gonna use it on an invasive wildflower and a seven hundred AUD life-sized Lopunny plush.)"

"[To pay off my severe prescription zolmitriptan debt that I'm four months behind on because I spent half my yearly salary on a car that I ended up crashing because of a migraine.]"

Happy tiny niche fandom winning against FNaF and Nimona for all who celebrate

Reblogs > Likes

[brainrot-goes-brrrrrr]

More Random SBG headcanons

Taylor loves any form of photo opportunity, but her favorite would be photo booths. If she sees one she will drag anyone, mainly Tyler, into one to take pictures. She has an album somewhere full of these photos, and the first photo in the book is of her, Tyler, her mom, and her dad when they were little at an aquarium.

Aiden is great at video games. Since he was left home alone often, he probably turned to video games for entertainment. Considering Aiden’s tendency to seek out thrills, he would probably turn to horror or timed games.

It is 2016 I’m allowed to say this, Aiden was a FNAF kid, and I feel like the twins might have been as well. Taylor watched a lot of playthroughs as a kid and got Tyler into it so they would watch it together. Tyler was freaked out by it and refused to watch it in full screen, he probably went to the comments to look for a jump scare list. Aiden is a lore freak, if given an opportunity he would give a several-hour-long spiel about the entire timeline.

Firm believer that Logan’s glasses have Coke bottle lenses. This is probably not true, I just think it would be funny if his lenses went out of the frames.

Baron is terrified of Tyler. Not in the way that Tyler would beat him in a fight, but because the baseball coach would be fond of him. Tyler already puts a lot of his effort toward his sport, so he probably has a closer relationship with the coach than the other players. So if Tyler were to tell the coach the shit this guy does, I feel like he could do some damage to Barron. The only reason Tyler hasn’t told the coach about everything that Barron has done is because Barron is a valuable player for him. After all, if the team looks good, then he’ll look good for scholarships.

Ashlyn gets cold pretty easily. In the winter she has to look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man so she can be somewhat comfortable. I thought that the it was called the State-Puff Marshmallow Man my life is a lie

Ashlyn is also pretty muscular because she does ballet— lean muscle. Ballet requires so much control and strength to pull off, so it would only make sense. Have you seen how buff ballerinas are?

Both Aiden and Taylor were scary movie and scary game fans. Aiden loves the thrill of the stories, and Taylor loves creepy/eerie things as we saw with her enthusiasm in a haunted tour of the Sorrel Weed House. When they hang out, they either watch a recent horror movie that came out or a new game that Aiden had gotten.

Ben, Logan, and Tyler, however, can not handle horror and they get jumpy around it. Ben and Logan openly express that they don’t care for the genre, but Tyler just kind of avoids it/does not want to admit he is scared by it. If they have to watch a horror movie, Logan will be curled up in a blanket near Ashlyn covering his eyes to avoid the jump scares(he fails miserably), and Ben is huddled up around Taylor and Aiden because their presence comforts him. Tyler is either sitting somewhat apart from the group or on the other side of Ashlyn trying to act tough, he is failing miserably, resulting in Aiden, Taylor, and Ashlyn teasing him.

Mike and Emma treat all of the kids as if they were their own. At first, I think they were mainly fond of them because they were Ashlyn’s first and only friends as well as them always being at their house. I think it also has something to do with the fact that they spent at least a month teaching them self-defense to protect themselves and each other. Finding out about everyone’s situation, I think they just want to protect them.

Speaking of the previous headcanon, Tyler sees Mike as a father figure, and it kind of just eats at him/leaves him with some conflicting feelings. He is a bit envious of Ashlyn for having such caring parents, and it comes with a bit of guilt when he looks at her for a while. I think Mike realizes this and tries to be there for him. I don’t think it is the same for Taylor because Tyler stepped up to that role, similar to the relationship between Katara and Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender.

[animationstarlover1983]

Five Night’s at Freddy’s: System Reboot AU.

Vanuary/@Vanessaverse-Official.

Vanuary Day 20: Family.

Description: A Special Fnaf Fan Short Story made for the Vanuary Month Event, Specifically made for Day 20: Family.

Extra: this goes a bit into AU and Headcanon Territory, as well as stuff from the Books as well.

Extra: this story was quite literally made last minute on day 19, I almost missed it.

Please Enjoy.

It was a Morning in the Town, the Sky was Blue with Puffy White Clouds and the Bright Sun, the Wind was Nice and Gentle and the Birds were Singing and Chirping in the Air

At the Arrington House the Day was getting Started, the Morning Sunlight slipped through Vanessa’s Blinds and Windows and was making its way to Vanessa sleeping in her bed

Suddenly Vanessa’s room door opened slowly as a Small Figure sneaked its way in the room, with Quiet and Mischievous Giggles the figure proceeded to get closer and closer until revealing it was Gregory

Gregory then proceeded to activate his Gremlin Child Mode and began poking Vanessa’s face to wake her up

Gregory: Mom wake up, it’s Morning (he said quietly), you promised me my Morning Hot Chocolate

Vanessa seemed to be in deep sleep, she had a smile on her face seemingly from having a Nice and Peaceful Dream

Gregory felt a sense of Happiness and Relief seeing Vanessa having a Nice Dream, he had Remembered that when they first started living Together she had been Suffering from Horrific Nightmares and Stuff but now she looked as Peaceful as a Sleeping Princess

Gregory then got a Contemplative and Mischievous look on his face as he proceeded to climb up Vanessa’s bed and stand up

Gregory: 3

Gregory: 2

Gregory: 1

Gregory then jumped up high and said from the top of his lungs

Gregory: WAKE UP MOM (as he falls on her)

As Gregory fell on her she woke up almost immediately and nearly screamed in shock

Vanessa: OH MY GOD

Vanessa looked around and then noticed that Little Chaotic Monster on her bed

Gregory: Good Morning Mom (with a Mischievous Smile)

Vanessa then relaxed and suddenly grabbed Gregory and wrapped him in a Hug while Ruffling his Hair

Vanessa: Good Morning you little Monster (as she gives him a Gentle Kiss on the Forehead)

Vanessa and Gregory then Smelled the Scent of Waffles as well as Toast - Eggs and Bacon coming from the kitchen

Vanessa put on her Robe as she and Gregory made their way to the Kitchen, they both saw Freddy wearing an Apron

Freddy: Good Morning Superstar, Good Morning Starlight, Breakfast will be ready soon

Vanessa: Thank you Freddy, I’ll help get Breakfast Ready too

Vanessa: Brownie Bean, you can go wait while me and Freddy get Breakfast Ready

Gregory: ok

Vanessa proceeded to help Freddy in the Kitchen, she got out a Bowl and got a couple of Strawberries - Blueberries - Oranges - Kiwis and Pineapples and cut them up and made a Fruit Salad

Freddy noticed that Vanessa was Smiling all the while helping make Breakfast

Freddy: You seem to be in a Good Mood Today 😁

Vanessa: hehe, yeah well, I just feel like Todays gonna be a really Good Day is all ☺️

Freddy: aw, well I’m glad you feel that way, it’s nice to see you feeling Optimistic

Vanessa: well, guess you can say I learned from the best

Freddy: Aw, that’s so Sweet

as Freddy was finishing Gregory’s Waffles Vanessa was then making Hot Chocolate for Gregory and Vanilla Honey Milk Tea for herself, then she took the Toast - Eggs and Bacon and made herself a Breakfast Sandwich

Meanwhile Gregory was in the Living Room Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons when he was called to the kitchen

Vanessa and Gregory proceeded to Eat there Breakfast and Drink their Hot Chocolate and Tea, after they were finished the 3 of them cleaned up the table and put their

After a while they decided to relax a bit, as some time passed Vanessa stood up and spoke

Vanessa: alright guys, i think it’s time to start getting ready to head out now

Gregory: Finally, I’ve been waiting

Freddy: well, I guess it’s time to start the Day now

Vanessa: alright let’s get Ready

The 3 of them proceeded to go to their rooms and Prepare for their Outing, Gregory and Vanessa Showered - Got Dressed - Brushed their Teeth and Pack what they needed, Freddy put on his Disguise and waited Downstairs

Vanessa and Gregory then joined Freddy and they made their way to the Car as Freddy got into his Trailer

Before getting in the Car both Gregory and Vanessa noticed something in the Air, they looked and saw that it was a Drone

Gregory: Woah, Cool a Drone

Vanessa: huh, it looks like one of the Faz-Drone Products

The drone then flew off

Vanessa and Gregory proceeded to go into the car and Buckley their Seats

Vanessa alright Boys, you both ready to go

Gregory: You know it

Freddy: we sure are

Vanessa: Sylvie, are you ready

Vanessa: Alright, let’s go (as she starts her Car and drives off Nice and Slowly)

(Later)

Things seem to be pretty lively at the Faz-Sanctuary (The New Home for all Good Animatronics and AI’s), all of the Animatronic Residence were going about their business, Meanwhile our Faz-Fam were in one of the Hangout Spots, either Talking or Playing Games

Eclipse - Jackie and Music Man were Playing Pictionary, the 3 of them Amazed by each others Drawings

Tony - Bonnie - Amelia and Chica were playing Headbands, Tony was Beating them with 0 Effort

Quinn - Luis and Jericho were Playing Uno, Quinn was Winning with 0 Effort as well

Nora - Tristan and Daniel were playing Would you Rather, Nora was Dominating the 2 of them

Monty: hey guys, where are Roxy and Cassie

Eclipse oh their outside the front Waiting

Monty: well tell her to hurry, I wanna challenge and beat her at some Arm Wrestling

Cassie, Jeremy and Roxy all waited outside as they could see Vanessa’s Car in View

Cassie: Yay, they’re here

Roxy’s attention was focused on something else

Roxy: hey guys check that out (as she points in the air)

She was pointing at a Faz-Drone that was spotted in the air

Cassie: woah, a Faz-Drone, I thought they sold out of those years ago

The drone then flew away, the 3 star family then got out the car

Vanessa: hi guys we’re here (in a Merry Tune)

Gregory ran up to hug Cassie as they greeted each other

Jeremy: it’s good to see you guys

Freddy: hi Mr Fitzgerald

Vanessa: thanks again for Inviting us

Jeremy: it’s no Problem, alright kids since your here now you can go and hang out

Cassie: thanks Dad, Cmon Gregory let’s go play with the Others (as she takes his hand)

Vanessa - Roxy and Freddy followed as Jeremy was about to follow but then he noticed something, he saw the Faz-Drone back again

Jeremy: 🤨, what’s with that Drone

(Later)

The Faz-Fam all started Hanging out in the Lounge Area, soon they all made their way towards the Arcade Area

At one of the Retro Games Vanessa - Gregory - Quinn and Freddy were playing a 4 Player Game

Then the game was beaten and the words High Score were on the Screen

Vanessa: Man that was fun, what game do you guys wanna play next

Gregory: that one over their

They went over to the Next Arcade Machine and Proceeded Playing

Quinn: ya know ness, I noticed something about you

Vanessa: huh 😶

Quinn: you’ve been much Happier Lately

Vanessa: well, I’ve just been in a really good mood recently

Quinn: any particular reason 😏

Vanessa: what can I say, I just like being around you all ☺️😉😋

Vanessa: well ever since Vanny went away, I thought I could never go back to being like I used to be, but then I realized maybe I don’t need to be who I was before

Vanessa: I kept trying to make myself believe that I was all alone, but that wasn’t true in the slightest

Vanessa: I had Gregory - Freddy and Luis, I met Nora - Tristan and Daniel, I got to know the Glamrocks and the rest is history

She then looked around and wanted Quinn to look around as well, looking at everyone else playing as well, Eclipse and Jackie were playing the same Arcade Game - Roxy and Monty were Fighting over one Game - Freddy - Bonnie - Chica and Foxy were playing a 4 Player Game, Tony - Ellis - Amelia and Devon were playing a 4 Player game, Cassie and her dad were playing together

Quinn: (Small Giggles), well we all are quite the Odd Group 😅

Vanessa: maybe, but we all do make for one heck of a Family together

Quinn: hehe, that is true

Quinn: you know Vanessa, I think we have you to thank for that

Vanessa: me, but why 🤨

Quinn: well, it started with you Gregory and Freddy, then you reached out to Luis - Nora - Tristan and Daniel, then we had Cassie and Roxanne, and it sorta just kept continuing until now

Quinn: so in a way, your sorta the Glue that holds us all together in a way

Vanessa: you really think so

Quinn: I know so

Gregory: she does make a valid point

Freddy: I agree

Vanessa: aw guys

Everyone was then Shocked and Distracted by a sudden Crash sound as they saw both Monty and Roxy Wrestling accidentally knocked over the Arcade Machine

Monty: Your Cheating

Roxy: Your Cheating

They then stopped as they saw everyone looking at them

Roxy: uh

Monty: we were just

Roxy and Monty: having a Calm Reasonable Conversation with one another 😁😁

Soon everyone started laughing and Roxy and Monty joined in the laughter

(Later at Night)

As the Night came they all decided to take turns playing Freddy Fazbear’s Virtual Experience

The game had Received a Ton of New Game Modes and Updates so they were all enjoying it as much as they could, they were playing Co-Op Mode with 2 Players, they were currently on Build a Mangle with both Eclipse and Jackie

The others were watching and Enjoying their time, Roxy and Monty kept betting on who was gonna win, Monty bet on Eclipse while Roxy bet on Jackie

Roxy: Cmon Jackie, you got this girl

Monty: show her who’s boss Eclipse

Roxy: don’t listen to Monty, your gonna win

Monty: don’t list to her, she don’t know what she’s saying

As they proceeded to argue the others were just watching

Cassie: who do you guys think is gonna win

Vanessa thought with a contemplative look

Vanessa: I’d probably say, Eclipse

Gregory: yeah me too

Freddy: idk guys, maybe Jackie will surprise us

Amelia: I agree, Jackie’s got this in the Bag, or Box

Chica: I also think Jackie Could win

Tony: well I mean, it could end in a tie

Bonnie: anyone getting on it being a Tie

One 3 people raised their hands for a Tie, those being Quinn - Jeremy and Foxy

Soon the game ended, and surprisingly, it ended in a tie, and they both got Jumpscared

Monty: GOD DAMNIT

Freddy: Monty, Language, their are literal children here

Monty: whoops, it slipped

Vanessa: well that was fun, who wants to go next

Immediately Both Chica and Bonnie raised their hands

Eclipse: alright you guys are up next

As they handed the Headsets and Controllers over to Chica and Bonnie they went to press the Fizzy Faz Minigame

Chica: you ready to start

Bonnie: I sure am

Vanessa: have fun you 2

Chica and Bonnie: We Will

As they started Vanessa had this look on her face of both Contemplation and Reflection, she started to look around at all her Friends and thought back to her life before “Everything”

She closed her eyes as the Memories started Flowing through her Mind, the Good - The Bad, in the past she always felt like she couldn’t do anything to move on from her Tragic Past but now in the Moment not only did she feel Happy and Safe, for the first time in years Vanessa could fully tell Herself with Confidence that she felt at Peace

Vanessa then felt a hand in hers, she opened her eyes to see Freddy, she also noticed Gregory, both of them had somewhat Concerned looks on their Faces

Freddy: hey Starlight, are you feeling ok

Gregory: Yeah, you’ve been kinda Quiet

Vanessa gave them a soft smile

Vanessa: yeah, I’m good, in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever been better, thank you guys for Asking though 🥰

The 2 of them smiled as they hugged Vanessa

Vanessa: I Love you Guys

Freddy and Gregory: We Love you Too

The Whole Room went Quiet when Everyone heard a Growling noise, suddenly everyone eyes landed on Tristan

Tristan: hehe, sorry, guess my stomach wants food now 😅

Soon everyone started laughing

While the Faz-Fam were having a good time, they failed to noticed that same Faz-Drone was watching them through one of the Windows and then Proceeded to Fly Away again

(Epilogue)

It was a Dark and Cloudy Night at Puzzle-Box Studios, the Building felt Completely Dead inside, the Hallways and Rooms had a couple of Nightmare Alpha Staff-Bots doing Task and Stuff

The rest of the Rooms were Closed Off or Filled with Random Junk, at the end of the hallway was a Main Office Door

Inside was dark with the only light coming from Multiple Computer Monitors and Terminals

One of the Screens showed the Perspective of the Faz-Drone watching the Faz-Family

And gloves hand soon pressed onto the screen

Vanny: What a Happy, Little, Family

Soon Mask-Bot rushed in with a Somewhat Scared and Reluctant Expression

Mask-bot: uh Boss, we’re Ready

Vanny: Good

She looked back at the screen

Vanny: Enjoy your Sweet little Lives while you can, soon enough it’s all gonna come Crashing Down

Soon the Image got closer and closer and focused on Vanessa

Vanny: Especially for you, Our Playtime is far from over

Vanny: VANESSA

(Sinister/Maniacal Laughter)

The End.

[hamsandwich4736251]

Masterlist

It’s taken me months to finally gets around to doing this but welp here we go

Hi! I’m me, you can call me Ham (bc thats what i can think of rn!) or another thing if we talk and you come up with literally anything better

But ya, im technically a MINOR!!!, so please no nsfw yall -but also heavily traumatized so warning i do not act like a minor when i complain

Ive got a lot of interests so i’ll try to keep it short and spare us all from the rambling (if you would like in depth rambling however i am so down to chat away with people about blorbos and theories so ya!)

Ok enough stalling, now introducing the interests:

Dragons!!

Pokemon

Rocks

Theories

Cats

Tickles (a more recent thing, might ramble later on how i got introduced and how different things caused my first Ler and Lee moods but not here lol)

Books!!

Video games - mostly lore and designs sorry not really multiplayers

And fashion a bit

Ok and now the fandoms, this might take a while and i’ll probably need to update later:

Pokemon

Wings of Fire

And other dragon series, mainly The Waking Fire series and another series i dont remember the name of but i think one of the books in it is called The Fire Within

Undertale

Hoh boy this one goes deep -i got into it right before covid started and between a lot of sudden free time, and a need to escape, and the fact right when i got into it was when the Aus were really picking up— it goes so deep you dont understand i can Ramble about theories i heard years ago like theres no tomorrow its insane

Deltarune

Glitchtale

Legend of Zelda

Arcane

Fnaf (a bit, only got into it bc of security breach bc i do NOT like jumpscares at all ;-;)

Genshin Impact (my friends dragged me into it)

Dune (slowly getting into it bc of my family)

Grishaverse

Especially Six of Crows!!!!!

Daredevil (yo religious trauma goes crazy with liking this show lmao)

Hadestown (only heard the audio but i love it)

Hollow Knight

Voltron

Bleach (first anime ever, standards are high lol)(some of the best soundtracks ive ever heard i swear)

HunterxHunter (again, dragged into by friends- still like tho)

Anddddd a bunch of others i don’t remember rn, but if youre into the stuff above im always happy to get more interests lol

Cuphead (the music is so good)

Bendy and the Ink Machine (THE FAN SONGS ARE WHAT GOT WE INTO IT AND THEYRE SO GOOD ADKWKANSJWKSKEI)

Sk8 the Infinity (i love the characters so much)(except for Adam fuc dat guy all the way until the very last couple scenes where he stops being as excessive)(then hes just odd instead of No)

Ok, youve made it this far?? Damn congrats bro

Youve unlocked a few broad things i dont like!!:

Bugs

Bigots

Homophobes

Spiders

Trybophobia

Needles (this one is 100% a phobia)

Racists

Bullying (teasing is completely fine but bullying is a no bc ✨trauma✨ lmao)

Non consent anything (other than maybe health)

Like being forced to eat if you havent eaten in 3 days is not good, but its not bad either yk? But being forced to stand for 5 hours in heels bc youre “supposed to” or anything forced s*xually is a no -yk?

Pedophiles

Almond milk (i am so sorry girlfriend, but i hate it so much you would not believe)(nothing political it just immediately makes me gag lmao)(all the almond milk we get will forever be yours)

The ending of voltron (WHY JUST WHY)

Okkkkk thats all i can think of rn, sorry there arent any cool visuals

I am not good at being open socially (trauma and even before trauma lol) but if you wanna be friends you can totally contact me- i just might not respond at first lol

Last note:

*Tickle community*

i’m still learning and i’m still a bit new

PLEASE nothing sexual

Mainly a ler, but thats bc my girlfriend is exclusively a lee

Would probably be a switch if people tickled me more than a poke every couple weeks but oh well

Oh also i am unbelievably touchstarved so uh theres that too

Its actually so extreme touchstarved but thats embarrassing to say lmao

But anyway, the only way ive really interacted with tickling is from my girfriend, so i tend to see it as kinda romantic- and at the very least intimate yk (cant tell if thats the trauma and touch starvation talking but oh well)

Also i am unbelievably socially anxious for the first like 5 interactions with someone just to warn anyone who read the insanity above and wants to be friends

Basically: totally down to be friends!!! Im just gonna be hella anxious at first lol

OKKKKKKKK if youve made it this far that is truly impressive, so congrats!!!!! Also you might want to grab to eat or drink bc holy smalonoli i rambled and that probably took a while to read

[maskednerd]

[not-alien-girl-v]

Internet Hcs About the Evans

i don’t know. read it

warning: like everything language mentions of porn idk dont read it if ur gonna be like ew stop being lewd

Tate: Knows the fnaf lore. Specifically watched Markiplier play it and also a Sally Face fan like hardcore and kins both Sal and Larry equally. Has a Tumblr acc but it’s only to interact w fanart of fnaf and sally face and like idk follow other fan accs he’s one of those empty accs with some random ass username no posts no bio no prof pic just his name in lowercase. has a deviantart?? again doesn’t post just to look at fanart he’s really into fanart and almost gets into reading fanfiction about his various interests but ultimately decides against it cuz i feel like violet would clown on him for it if she ever found out

Kit: Has an insta but it’s private with like 27 followers and it’s all like just his family and friends and sometimes when his friends post he’ll comment something like ‘Looking good bud 👍’ and then disappears from the internet for another month or two until he gets a notif that his wife posted or something. too scared to go on twitter and i don’t blame him. for the most part he just doesn’t understand how the internet works and has no intentions of finding out so he leaves it alone. he also has a facebook but same rules apply with the instagram only ever goes on to hype up his wife and kids and sometimes friends

Kyle: frat boy sorry cuz i don’t imagine frankenkyle can fathom the internet anyway i feel like kyle gets into debates online like way too much and he sees nothing wrong w the fact that he’s like actively searching out bigots to give a piece of his mind to. he’s got a tiktok and only follows like racist sexist ppl so his feed is full or opportunities to curse someone out digitally. he’s also got a twitter thats almost been banned a lot. he’s completely anonymous w it tho and his insta is completely regular he’s got like maybe 900-1000 followers just of like his friends and frat guys from his own or other frats and a bunch of girls who asked for his insta cuz they thought he was cute even though he never replies to flirty dms. he WOULD have several white boy went fishing posts and you guys can’t argue w me on this ok i wrote too much for him. he definitely has a lot of girls commenting every time he posts and i think his brothers would give him a lot of shit for not ‘jumping on that shit’ but he’s all like ‘oh i’m old fashioned u know i’m not like that’ has an active snapchat that he adds stories to all the time but once again never responds to messages

Jimmy: he has an account on instagram, twitter, probably facebook but they’re all mostly like linked to the freak show ykwim like he’d have like a verified checkmark but he only ever posts like freak show related announcements or like every now and then a little video that he records of him and some other ppl in the show behind the scenes and it’s captioned like ‘come see us (enter date here)’ and that’s pretty much it he’s not super big on being active in social media because he claims he has plenty of friends irl he doesn’t need fake robot friends. also may not know how the internet works

James: i mean sally runs the hotels official instagram page and all other socials and he probably has no idea that she’s doing that until he finds out she posted some image of video of him on one of the accounts and then some guests recognize him at the hotel and say like ‘omg ur that guy!!’ and he has no idea what it all means n shit. I think he would get a great kick out of instagram reels like non tiktok but you know how like a month after a trend happens on tiktok then it goes to reels? right like he eats that shit up he thinks its the funniest goddamn thing like funny cat videos or someshit

Kai: right so like we all know he trolls reddit and 4chan and posts rude reviews on thatcow. the kinda guy that kyle finds himself internet battling like this is the enemy he's been preparing for. he has a tiktok to stay relevant and he's just a comment section lurker 'user17896379' type shit he just likes various biggoted comments and occasionally replies just to start fights and shit. he's got a facebook and insta where he's totally normal tho like 'hey guys vote me for senate!!' again similar to kyle but like opposite ends of the same spectrum. i would love to view his search history. searches the most despicable things on p0rn websites every time he yanks it and i just am desperate to know what shit he's looking at

[mosinterlude]

heyy dyk ctrlemis misery business? they made hcs for the gg could you do that same? 😍😍😍💌💌

hi anon!! i actually do know artemis, we're good friends actually. and yes, of course i can

ꗃ when they debuted they all had one bedroom together with two sets of bunk beds, but early jan 2022 they moved dorms, so now y/n and fae share and kiollo share

ꗃ kio and y/n are big fans of markiplier and coryxkenshin

ꗃ kio and fae know how to skate board

ꗃ one episode of their show 'elysian up!' fae taught y/n how to figure skate(well, failed bc y/n sucks) and y/n taught fae how to do a setters dump

ꗃ all of them are big fans of anime; apollo's fav movie is a silent voice, kio thinks sk8 the infinity is really good, fae loves komi can't communicate, and y/n loves bnha & haikyuu(very on the nose)

ꗃ they go out to eat once a week on saturdays, and on sundays they have dinner with ateez (kq family bonding time)

ꗃ everytime its time for a comeback, fae and y/n hid the scissors from the stylists (they dont want to lose kiollo's amazing hair length)

ꗃ y/n is really close with jake from enhypen, mainly because they grew up in the same area of australia

ꗃ kio and fae did a chairty stream where they played fnaf security breach

ꗃ they once got on vlive and read their fanfiction for an hour (their manager wasnt with them once and they forget how to act🙄 /j)

ꗃ they all trained together for a year and a half before debut and during that time fae had a very long pjo phase(love you fae, me too 🫶🏾)

ꗃ they play just dance on mondays before lunch time

ꗃ apollo learned how to braid so he could help fae and y/n and kio with their hair.

ꗃ apollo and ningning dated for like three months before they decided to just be friends

ꗃ fae cannot, without fail, open a candy packet. it will either not open completely or go everywhere

ꗃ : ˖ ۫ ◖ 𓂃 mo's interlude :: i hope this is what you meant anonnie!! thank you for requesting this, it was quite fun

[clearsky]

My Top Comfort Characters/Kins and My Main HCs For Them

(Note, not all my kins/comfort characters are on here, just the ones I have more than 5 hcs for)

CW: Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3), Himiko Yumeno (DRV3), Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA), Kyoko Kirigiri (THH), Tsuyu Asui (BNHA), Entrapta (Spop), Ibuki Mioda (SDR2), Celestia Ludenberg (THH), Funtime Foxy (FNAF), Peril (WOF)

Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3)

Nonbinary

He/They pronouns

Autistic

Chains and loose accessories are for stimming

Likes the feeling of silk and cotton

Can't stand the feeling of anything rough or bumpy

He likes collecting small trinkets and the bones of small mammals

Can't stand anything salty. He'll eat it but he certainly won't enjoy it

Dating Rantaro

Can flirt, but only if he doesn't try

Petnames are a hell yea

Gets sunburnt really easily

Group dates with Celesnaegiri and Ikuzono

Can't cook for s h i t

Had a scene kid phase in middle school

Went to the same middle school as Celeste and Maki

Knew them when Celeste went through her "I'm not like other girls" phase and Maki was a Band Kid™

Himiko Yumeno (DRV3)

Female

She/Her pronouns

Lesbian

Can force herself to fall asleep within seconds regardless of where she is

100% forces herself to fall asleep when she doesn't wanna listen/talk to someone

Himiko/Angie/Tenko relationship. I'm calling them the Traffic Light Trio

She likes taking naps in the forest

She prefers enclosed/tight spaces more than open ones

Has several hundred stress balls and squishies laying around

She overheats easy

Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA)

Questioning his gender, but goes by any pronouns

Knows he's Asexual, at least

Has no clue what his romantic orientation is though

The kind of person to carry treats in his pocket just in case he runs into a cat

Will stop to pet literally every cat he comes across

Great at reading people

Doesn't talk unless it's 100% needed

Hangs with Tokoyami, Jirou, and Denki most often

Aizawa has 100% unofficially adopted him

Fosters kittens

Not a big fan of physical touch

He is 100% in the bakusquad. Anyone who says he's in the Dekusquad is a c o w a r d

He and Tsuyu vibe

Knows a bunch of random facts

Dark humour? Dark humour

*skates backwards into his therapist's room slowly sipping from an absurdly huge cup of coffee* Candice you're not gonna BELIEVE the shit I just went through

In case I forgot to mention it, he skates

Kyoko Kirigiri (THH)

Mtf

She/Her

Bi with female preference

Burns go up to her shoulders/collarbone/chest

Prefers to just listen as opposed to saying anything

Knows a ton of random trivia about everyone else in her class

She keeps a notebook she fills with all the trivia

Doesn't celebrate her birthday. She just doesn't see the point of it

Doesn't hate sugar/sweets, but if given the choice she would choose literally everything else

Cuts her own hair

A cat person

Permanent dark circles

T-Tall 😳

Like,,, 6'1 at LEAST

Only person taller than her is Yasuhiro (6'3)

Canon no longer exist

Ahahaha healthy life habits? What are those?

Can't handle horror games

She's the kind of person you'd go to if you needed to rant but didn't want any advice

Polyamourous yo

Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto

She's a dom yall are just scared to admit it

Tsuyu Asui (BNHA)

They go by They/Them

Lesbian

They and Ochaco are dating

They like to hang with Shinsou

Which mainly just means the two sitting in one of their dorms in near total silence doing whatever

Can speak English and French as well as Japanese

Learned English from cartoons

Picked up French bc they thought it'd be fun

Prefers to stay neutral in the whole Bakusquad / Dekusquad thing

They're invited to all outings/events by/for both squads

They like puns

They're a dumbass but willingly, and for fun

Like "someone says they like dark humour and they'll turn off the lights before telling a joke" kind dumbass for fun

Great at poker

Likes Disney Movies

Very touchy once you get close enough

Not in a sexual way, just likes physical contact

Especially fond of piggyback rides and cuddles

Extreme fear of needles

Entrapta (She-Ra)

She/Her or It/Its

Doesn't bother trying to figure out whether she's cis, trans, nonbinary, or what

Was AMAB though

Short as fuck (4'7)

Strong as fuck though

Cuddle game strong

Physical touch is a fuck yes

Cuddles

Piggyback rides

Hugs

Anything where she's touching someone is wonderful in her book

As long as she's the one that initiates it

Anyone else touching her without her permission makes her freak

Prefers being high up

Makes it harder for anyone to sneak up on her

An ace at video games

When it comes to sexuality she just says she's Questioning

Ibuki Mioda (SDR2)

Any pronouns + Pup/Pupself + It/Its

No idea what their gender is otherwise

Biromantic Asexual

Just likes sexual jokes

Gets distracted easily

Has severe hearing problems

She's plays her instruments as loud as possible, with the amp right next to her, without ANY ear protection

It's caused some damage

She talks so loud bc she has no idea how loud is considered acceptable

Wears hearings aids most of the time

Several piercings and tattoos

Likes hearing things jingle

She has a bracelet with a few bells hanging from it

She'll shake it whenever she's bored

LOVES hair accessories

Ribbons are a particular favourite

Occasionally she'll hang little charms from her hair "horns"

The kind of person who never takes any pills/medicine bc she keeps forgetting she has to

Frequently uses emojis

Skates everywhere but she isn't very good at it

She keeps crashing into everything

Has broken every bone in her body at least 3 times

Most of which was bc she keeps trying to kick in doors and skating down the stairs

Celestia Ludenberg (THH)

Nonbinary

Any pronouns, mainly goes by She/They

Bi, 70:30

Collects mini hand sanitizers and can tabs

Has single handedly gotten Mario Kart, Mario Party, Monopoly, Uno, and Clue banned a grand total of 17 times (and counting)

The kind of person to purposefully target someone regardless of what game was being played

Favourite victim is Byakuya (bc he gets so upset about it and she finds that hilarious)

Mains Waluigi

Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto

Has several banned Twitter accounts bc whenever she's bored she'll start discourse on purpose

Hangs with Korekiyo, Ibuki, Byakuya, Yasuhiro, and Leon most often

It's a weird friend group but everyone's sorta gotten used to it

She and Byakuya gamble together occasionally

She tries to avoid it bc he'll willingly blow his entire fortune in an attempt to beat her

Autustic

Can't stand the feeling of water

Mainly bc she can't swim for shit

Horror movies? Hates them

Gets flustered super easily

Taka is her twin brother

Kotoko, Kokichi, and Gundham are their half siblings (Same father)

Peko and Toko are their cousins

She sucks ass at go fish

Fuck canon she's 4'11 now

C h u b b y

Freckles

Once she gets comfortable enough with herself she dyes her hair in the peekaboo style

Either black and red or black and blonde

Haven't decided yet

I'll be doing Celesnaegiri hcs as a seperate post but I just feel it's important for you to know that she expresses her affection verbally and is a very touchy person

Went to middle school with Maki and Korekiyo

Has horrible eyesight

She wears contacts most of the time but she always puts off buying more

After the 5th or so time she ended up blindly stumbling around a week after her contacts ran out Kyoko convinced her to buy glasses as well

Religious accessories yo

Like chokers and dangly earrings with crosses and pentagrams and shit

Likes wearing wacky earrings

Can run and do all sorts of tricks in heels

She and Mukuro are exes yo

Keeps her hair short so it's easier to manage

Hair never gets longer than her shoulders if she can help it

She seems like the kind of person who'd keep her bangs grown past her eyes regardless of how frustrating or inconvenient it is

She's a sub yall just don't wanna admit it

Funtime Foxy (FNAF)

I'm going on the record to say this

Funtime Foxy is genderfluid and that is that

Goes by Funtime

Any pronouns, They/Them most commonly

Plays music (keyboard and guitar mainly)

They and Funtime Freddy (Freds) mainly play with the kids

Freds mainly tells stories with Bonbon while Funtime more so plays one-on-one

Has nicknames for everyone

Circus Baby - Ringleader

Ballora - Bells

Funtime Freddy - Partner

Bon Bon - Bun

Peril (WOF)

I like both Nonbinary She/They Peril and Mtf She/Her Peril

They're both such good concepts

She's a lesbian, Harold

She only had a crush on Clay bc he was pretty much everything she was supposed to like in a guy

Gimme a moment while I force all my mental disorders onto this poor child

Autistic, Anxiety (Social anxiety, mainly, but she has most types), Adhd, PTSD

I'd like to reiterate yet again that She's a lesbian

Sunny and Glory were her gay awakening

Peril in Book 1: Damn, Sunny and Glory sure are pretty. Anyone would be lucky to date them. Clay would probably go for them over me. He would be stupid if he didn't. I myself would willingly date them over someone like me. They're just so pretty :(

Peril waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of arc 2: WAIT-

Rarepair alert but Peril/Sora

Peril meeting Sora: "Hmmm She's attractive. I would love to date her. Too bad I'm straight and in love with her brother lmao :P"

Peril, a mere month later, waiting for Ruby to leave Jade Mountain, pacing in her cave, running face first into a wall: WAIT-

I remember reading this one amazing story where Sora taught Peril to read/write and Peril found out she set off the bomb and comforted her/convinced her her run so that's canon now

Btw if anyone can remember what that story was called/what platform it was on and could tell me I'd appreciate it very much

I'd even be willing to draw a character of your's or make you an icon or something

I usually don't accept requests bc I get burnt out easy but this is a special case

She runs into Sora again sometime between the beginning of TOP and the end

I like to imagine she just goes wandering around

Anyway she confesses like a mere few minutes after running into her again bc Peril is just subtle like that

The actual confession takes 15 minutes and the entire time Sora is just sitting here like "👁👄👁 sure"

Bam Peril/Sora

Peril plans to keep it a secret for a little while longer but she spends 3 seconds around Clay and pretty much blurts it out

Clay, who wasn't even aware that Peril was a lesbian, is just "👁👄👁"

I wanna say Clay doesn't know what a lesbian is but in my canon Sunny is a lesbian so Starflight has already told him

Anyway he's super supportive

From that point Peril is sorta open about her sexuality?

Like, she gives Clay permission to tell the rest of the D.O.D bc she isn't about to risk being in front of them when they hear the news

(When Sunny starts actively seeking her out as a hang out buddy and Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight appear to tolerate her presence just a bit more afterwards she pretends she isn't confused by the change)

She's pink, white, and blue bc I said so

If you look at a certain angle in the right lighting her eyes, mouth, fire, and under her scales all look purple

But her fire is normally white and blue bc I said so

Also she pale as fuck bc in my canon their fire just sorta burns their colour away

You know how you leave something outside for too long and it gets sunbleached? Where it gets all washed out?

Like that but more extreme

By the age of 10-12 firescale dragons are just white with pale eyes

That's right not even the eyes are safe

Ram horns :P

I'm also fond of Peril/Sunny

Or maybe Peril/Sora/Sunny

But Peril/Sora is the main thing

On the topic of that bringing in my hc that if one sib in a sib group is fire resistant all of them are

She,,, She can change her scale colour

But only slightly and only if her emotions are strong enough

Bc I don't give a fuck about Darkstalker's scroll we were robbed of hybrid Peril

Unfortunately all of Peril's emotions are strong

Rainwing ruff along her head and neck

It's like a hood

It's mainly smoothed to her sides but when she's startled it flares out

RAINWING PUPILS

Y'all will know what those look like as soon as I get off my ass :P

She,,, She can mimic bird cries

Hates the summer

She has more than enough body heat already and the outside is just hot enough to add on and make her feel sick

She can somewhat control her heat but most of the time it's based on her emotions

It can go from standing-in-the-middle-of-a-burning-building-cant-see-your-nose-smoke-is-so-thick heat (Strong emotion) to Hey-thats-a-nice-cozy-campfire heat (Calm/"weak" emotion/Sleeping)

I'm just gonna make a different post with all my Peril hcs cuz there isnt enough room for all of them here

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

The Right Way To Address Both Human & Non-Humans (In Undertale/Deltarune And Beyond To The Multiverse)

we all know that when Humans say “for the love of Humanity”

or any form of phrase that has to do with “Humanity”

but when we think about the other races and species besides Humans,

that live in worlds like Undertale/Deltarune, Cuphead, Hazbin Hotel, Steven Universe, Red Vs Blue, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic/Equestria Girls, Ducktales (both the classic and reboot), the Powerpuff Girls (all different versions of it, including the Awesome Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi, which is my top favorite because of certain reasons), Danny Phantom, Ben 10 (my top fave of the Ben 10 series, is Omniverse.), Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Invader Zim

and all other cartoon or video game or comic series,

that has Anthropomorphic or Alien Cartoon Characters....

oh yeah and Mass Effect series, being a CGI Video Game.

not all the characters will be Human, even if they are Humanoid or Anthropomorphic.

the correct way to include both Humans and Non-Humans,

isn’t by using the word Humanity, that would just be for Humans only...

so in all the series in the Ficto-Multiverse.

the word Omnimanity can be used for Humans and Non-Humans.

like both Undertale and Deltarune, both in Canon and Fanon...

have both Humans, Monsters and even Tulpa (the Darkners being Tulpa is my Headcanon and it be awesome if it turns out that is what the Darkners are, that they are in fact Tulpa.)

but all three of the races can’t go by Humanity, so using the word Omnimanity

to address all three of the races that live on the Earth in both Undertale and Deltarune, just seems more correct. 

 and well most Humans might have a mix heritage too,

but still not sure about that whole rumor about RH Negative Blood type being like a Holy Grail Bloodline though...

before I’m trying to do a double check about my blood type again,

I will need to make sure to eat something first, as well as drink something too.

and I know my Mom told me I should have some warm water run on my hands.

I think it is suppose to help get more blood out I think.

a few months ago when we did get enough blood out,

 the blood type came out as O RHD Negative...

plus I want to double check to see if it will turn out that way again.

hopefully it will work this time....

I think after I check out some stuff on here, I will go watch more of that Good Morning From Hell series.

I still think Clayton’s Big Brother is a Butthead.

but maybe before that I will watch Helluva Boss first.

I still don’t mind waiting for episode 1 and the other future episodes for Hazbin Hotel, and I’m gonna try to trust that everything will work out.

still waiting for that Cuphead Show though...it’s gonna be a long wait.

and I’m going to hope it is true that the new FNAF game is still being worked on,

even after the whole thing that happen with Scott

(which lines were crossed, and we know the source of the problems are the ones who made him the scapegoat to their mess and two-face lying selves.)

he made some mistakes, and yet that mess still happen.

we can only hope that FNAF is left in good hands and wont fall into that trap.

when it has to do with that whole running for President stuff or whatever another human being is running for....

there are lines that should not be crossed, such as what happen between the FNAF Community and Twitter Community.

I know that not everyone on Twitter was a part of that mess,

and I know that some of the FNAF Fans know that even if Scott made some mistakes, by trusting those with some donations he made to them, only to find out well....one or more of them were two-faced lying people...

he had to retire early to keep both himself and family safe....

because of lies and mistakes he made, because of those sources responsible. 

if you want to, please go check out The Game Theorists Video

which is called Game Theory: We Need To Talk About FNAF.

and if you do decide to check it out, please make sure to watch the full video.

I don’t think the whole Powerpuff Girls Vs Powerpuff Girls 2016 series

goes that bad, at least I don’t think so....

but still the original PPG are the ones that came before that “Classic versions”

and PPG 2016 wasn’t the only series to have some stuff in it that was seen as inappropriate....it’s just that in the classic versions (or at least one of them.)

some stuff that went on in it went over the heads...

I still like the Powerpuff Girls, all the different series of it.

but Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi is still gonna be my number one favorite.

PPGD was out way before PPGZ and it has been the longest running series made by Fans for Fans.

it has Crossover and even if not everyone has to like it, I and others do love it.

I even love the Grim Tales From Down Below Series.

after seeing the latest updates to that comic,

I can’t help but see there is more to Minimandy aka “Minnie”

and she might of went through more than a few types of abuses.

it is possible she might have some form of Trauma, which was caused by her own Mother, Mandy....(who is the Future Adult self of Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)

we know that most characters either it be in Live action, Cartoon or Comic series or even a Video Game series....

will end up having a really sad backstory that ends up with them having trauma.

we know that a lot of fans didn’t like how Steven became in Steven Universe Future, but we have to remember his traumas first started in the original series.

and at some point he was gonna go through a breaking point where all that trauma will end up becoming too much for him.

I still have some episodes and seasons to go, to re-watch that series

and finding the traumas that will end up leading to the present/Steven Universe Future.

there was flashbacks in one episode that had Steven go to the Hospital,

that shows that all the clips from the first series that caused Steven some traumas and he has been dealing with some harmful stress too much,

and hasn’t had the healthy kind.  

also even if I did forget about the whole alarm thing that went off on Connie’s phone, and I did thought it was her Mom, but thanks to watching a clip, I know it is like misremembering.

that can happen at times, well not everything can be a misremembering.

you can end up remembering something that did happen,

but time travelers could end up messing with the timeline...

like if you remember seeing something about a really old cartoon

that had a character who had this really big nose, was bald, figure was round,

and he had a sidekick with I think a mustache and he was slim but had a big nose too, and he was always called to substitute for someone who got hurt.....

so that Penn Zero Part Time Hero, wasn’t the first to do that.

if only I could remember the name of that old cartoon that I think a clip of it might of been on youtube....

  anyway besides all that, I hope some of you agree about the whole Omnimanity thing, and how it should be used for not just Humans, but also Non-Humans in all Ficto-Multiverse....and maybe in Real Life if it it is true that Aliens are real....I believe they are, but not everyone has to believe it.                  

[ut-girl666]

FNAF FANS.

I have a headcanon!

Okay, so, like, we know Mike Schmidt, would at least be late twenties. Then there’s Michael Afton, who I believe, to be Mike Schmidt.

And he goes to SL, gets scooped, and basically Ennard’s just, stuck inside of his body.

Now, mind you, I’m officially jumping onto EthGoesBoom’s theory, that from the FNAF fan series, FNAC/Five Nights at Candy’s, Marylin Schmidt, is Mike’s wife.

I’ve seen most people, just assume Ennard’s just chillin’ there. And I agree with it, so, imagine the chaos in the Schmidt household.

Just like:

Mary: *holding a broom* Mike, there’s something in the vents, I think it’s a mouse.

Mike: Has the butter gone missing?

Mary: Now that you bring it up-

Mike: Baby, that ain’t no goddamn mouse-

Or-

Ennard: Eggs, there’s a house intruder making their way to you.

Mike: Are they a black haired female, hair in a ponytail, who just unlocked the door, and walked in.

Ennard: Yeah, why does it matter?

Mike: *Angrily getting on top of the table* Ennard, I swan to John-

Another-

11:30 at night...

*loud clang*

Ennard: *just popped outta the ceiling* The home intruder has brought another, tiny, one with them!

Mike: *Turns to the entryway to the kitchen*

Mary: *Enters the kitchen, holding their 9 month old son.*

Ennard: *Points at Mary* There! See! They’re back!

Mike: *Reaches up, grabs Ennard by the neck cords, and pulls him down, in one swift motion, much faster than anything he’s done in years.*

Ennard: Eggs, the hell was tha-

Mike: *Glaring angrily into Ennard’s soul*

Ennard: Ô>ô

Mike: Ennard, I swear to god, if you ever call my wife and son home intruders, ever, ever, again, I will drag your stupid designed, pile of shit, self from those vents, and I will tear you, dice you, and slice you, into strips of wires, and metal, place your remains, into a pan, cook you, and fucking eat you, as if you were goddamn bacon, the eyeballs littering your sorry ass, would be sautéed, and beautifully crisped, and I would down them like they were chocolates.

Mike: *pauses*

Mike: Do you understand me?

Ennard: you’d die tho-

Mike: Does it look, like, I give, a flying,

Mike: FUCK.

Ennard: ... uhhhh-

Mike: I didn’t think so.

Mike: *pulls down and lets go of Ennard, sending him flying up into the vents, like he were a projector screen.*

*Loud clang*

Mike: *Turns to Mary*

Mike:

Mary:

Mike: Hello, welcome home, honey. How was your late night trip to the store?

Mary: it was fine, thanks, tf did I just witness.

Mike: ignore the vent creature, darling. That is, unless he begins to steal the butter again.

Mary:

Mary: that’s why the butter constantly goes missing-

Mike: yes sweetheart-

Just, imagine, the chaos of Michael’s life, and then he’s just completely calm, house on fire? He’s escaped two of those, he’s fine. Killer robot in his closet, he just closes the fucking door.

You can’t tell me, any different from, him simply not caring, 99% of his life, since FNAF 6. It’s just too good not to exist.

I’m almost sorry. Almost. 😂🤣

Anyway, enjoy, and if you use the concept, please credit me. Thanks for reading this garbage.

[atticofthings]

100 facts about me

That’s right, I was bored

1.       I was born May 22nd

2.       I’m 5’3

3.       I have a tattoo on my right wrist of something I’ve drawn since childhood

4.       I went to four public schools as a kid

5.       The Expendables 2 is one of my favourite movies, as is Day after Tomorrow

6.       I have performed on stage

7.       I didn’t take any art courses in high school

8.       As a child I wanted to be a scientist

9.       I got on honour roll every year in high school

10.   I have pet rats

11.   I have been the Easter Bunny and Santa for holiday events

12.   I do not want kids and am tokophobic

13.   Frogs and toads scare me

14.   Run for Cover, Mr.Brightside, Kids, Danse Macrabe, and Give me the Night are my top five favourite songs right now

15.   I want to walk down the isle to Enya’s Fairytale

16.   I have had my neopets account since 2004

17.   I worked at Petsmart for 6 years, and was a manager for a part of it

18.   I have been in four post-secondary programs but only finished two

19.   I make way too many puns

20.   My favourite colours are teal and purple (not together)

21.   I can remember things from when I was 2

22.   My lucky numbers are 5, 22 and 7

23.   Were I born a boy, my name would have been Kalemn

24.   Broccoli is my favourite vegetable

25.   I am a huge roller coaster fan

26.   I’ve had 22 rats in total, at one point 9 at once

27.   I don’t find poodles and poodle mixes cute (but they can have awesome personalities)

28.   My great uncle was in the mob

29.   My great great grandmother was from Siam

30.   At my college graduation my last name was said right, but my first name wasn’t (irony)

31.   I had two friends with the same name as me, all of us spelt different

32.   I love train rides

33.   I’ve never been overseas

34.   I’ve only been to the ocean once

35.   My favourite holiday is Halloween

36.   Do you Hear what I hear is my favourite Christmas song

37.   I’m asexual

38.   I made someone cry when I broke up with them once (yes I feel bad)

39.   I cosplay

40.   I was Garfield (mascot suit) for a Santa Claus parade once

41.   My discord is Alyshia#2086, let me know though before you add me 

42.   I have an obsession with abandoned places

43.   I have obsessive compulsive disorder

44.   I look great in dress shirts and ties

45.   I moderate a FNAF server

46.   I love Pokemon, Digimon and Yokai Watch equally

47.   I don’t fancy the colours yellow or orange

48.   I’m a Gemini

49.   Yes I’ve read Homestuck

50.   No Sollux isn’t my favourite troll. Eridan is.

51.   I have a collection of Monster high dolls

52.   I collect insect exoskeletons

53.   I had braces…expensive fancy teeth

54.   I’ve never broken a bone

55.   As a child I always was afraid of the trains going by my house at night. In my mind if they caught me awake when they passed they’d steal my soul

56.   I have a diploma for Graphic Design but doubt that’s what I’ll ever be truly doing with my life

57.   I love pizza

58.   Speaking of, pineapple is good on pizza

59.   I can move my one eye independently from the other

60.   Yes I am still mad about the ending of Mass Effect 3

61.   I love ghost pokemon but if I was a gym leader I’d use poison

62.   My favourite pokemon is Feraligatr

63.   I find haggis delicious

64.   I have an Uncle Bob (doesn’t almost everyone?)

65.   I can’t drive

66.   I have never pulled an all nighter

67.   I love sushi

68.   I am very good with sour food

69.   I’m not a sweets person, give me chips over candy

70.   I could eat eggs every day

71.   Final fantasy Tactics Advanced A2 is one of my favourite games

72.   I haven’t seen any of the newer Marvel movies

73.   I would LOVE to pet a chicken

74.   Also I’d love to pet a highland beastie

75.   Sunken items make me uncomfortable yet I love looking them up

76.   I can move one eye independently from the other

77.   I don’t drink

78.   Cranky is my favourite type of animal crossing villager

79.   Alligator is my favourite species of animal crossing villager

80.   I would totally be a snooty villager

81.   Lilac is one of my favourite scents

82.   Asparagus is the only vegetable I 100% won’t eat

83.   I find oysters delicious

84.   I have no known allergies

85.   I cry so easily

86.   I once had a full blown meltdown at work and my mascara didn’t run, miracles

87.   I had purple hair at one point

88.   I love the flavor of watermelon but not eating watermelon

89.   Rat hands are the best darn things

90.   My favourite thing to do with my braces was change the colours to match the season…or rainbow

91.   I usually have some kind of colour on my nails (looks nice for typing)

92.   Grapefruit are delicious to me

93.   I love vanilla coke

94.   I can ride a bike but don’t like to

95.   A tropical vacation doesn’t sound as appealing is going to say..England

96.   My favourite doughnut is maple dip

97.   I like my bacon extra crispy

98.   I worked at a pizza place for a month…it was terrible

99.   I once got a 20$ tip

100. I once counted to 1000 to kill time whilst working at a kiosk

[bluecastleheadcanons]

Nekoma + Bokuto and Akaashi Youtuber headcanons

Kuroo Tetsurou 

Conspiracies 

"Government Conspiracies pt2"

"More alien Conspiracies ft Oikawa pt21"

Science experiments 

"Removing DNA from a kiwi fruit" 

Collabs with Oikawa, Bokuto, Yaku and sometimes Noya and Tanaka

His fans think he doesn't sleep because of a series on his channel

"3am coffee runs ft yakkun"

Has a joint channel with Kenma where they play video games Kuroo has never played (called Kuro lived under a rock)

All of his photos on Instagram make him look like a model and like a sex god (Akaash is really good at taking photos ok) but in reality, his videos are titled

"Doing dumb stuff with Bo pt47"

He's does a live every week and helps people with their homework 

Works at a certain coffee shop

The occasional storytimes

"That one time I fell asleep on a train"

Vlogs that are super chaotic

"Bokuto and I buy Kodzuken clothes"

Started as a guest on Kenma's channel

"meet my roommate/best friend"

 and fans begged him to make his own channel 

He goes to uni for many different science subjects as well as psychology 

Yes the same one as Suga

He gets recognised there a lot 

He has to live in the dorms during the school year because his uni is a 2-hour train ride but goes back to his and Kenmas apartment during holidays

He plays for the college team

He doesn't drive 

His BuzzFeed unsolved like series with Tsukki

"Visiting the haunted Toyama park ft Tsukishima and my suffering"

Kozume Kenma

So Canon…

Video game 

"Replaying FNAF"

The joint channel with Kuroo

"Kuro lives under a rock"

Collabs with him sometimes

Streams every week 

Doesn't vlog but he appears in Kuroo’s vlogs so its all good 

He does have one vlog on his channel and it is of him driving the 3-hour drive to Kuroo’s uni to pick him up for the holidays 

It was a surprise and its one of his most popular videos

He wears a mask and goes by Kodzuken

Kuroo and friends call him Kod or Ken 

Kuroo says Kenma's name all the time during filming and Kenma is getting tired of bleeping it out

He is extremely popular and started his channel before everyone else

he participates in Suga’s mental illness awareness week and does a segment on was of coping and distractions for mental illness 

He attempted to make Apple pie with Kuroo once 

His videos with Hinata are so fun for everyone 

"Playing Minecraft with Shouyou" 

They are planning to meet up soon

Most of his fans think he is really chill and relaxing to watch

Yaku Morisuke

A college dropout who drinks too much coffee and vlogs his life.

"Someone accused me of being a lost child"

He also does top tens.

"Top ten haunted places to avoid"

And reactions.

"Mori reacts to kids doing dumb shit"

Those are funny.

His reactions can vary from his laughing to him cursing the person out because.

"What the FUCK did you think was going to happen?!?!"

Fans think his laugh is cute.

Fall asleep on live.

Swears so so much.

His acc is not child friendly.

Him and Suga collab when they can but Yaku lives so far away.

People send snacks to his PO box because they think he never eats real food.

"3am coffee runs ft kuroo" 

His roommate is Lev.

More like his child actually.

Vlogs ft lev are fun.

"Grocery shopping with Lev because we don't have any food" 

He will disappear for a while and then post a 3 part series of an impulse road trip him and lev went on.

"We went to neverland"

Sometimes he'll go with Kuroo and Kenma or Suga.

Most of his fans are taller than him.

He is very much a mum and takes care of others.

He has self-care videos.

"A morning routine that we should all follow"

But he sucks at taking care of himself and his diet is 75% coffee.

Lev is actually the better cook.

Yaku is salty about it.

He works at a juice/smoothie place.

Haiba Lev

He is similar to Hinata.

Their collabs are extremely chaotic.

"Pranking our roommates ft Hinata WE ALMOST DIED"

He does go to college.

He studies zoology.

And loves to hold it over Yakus head.

Among other things.

He does a day in my life videos.

"We did something different for once ft Yaku!!"

 He loves volleyball and joins the volleyball collabs.

He isn't very good but he is getting better. 

He had Yachi do his make up once.

He didn't look bad.

He has Yaku reacted to it but he didn't realise any had changed 

Lev was disappointed.

I don't have a lot for Lev.

Akaashi Keiji

Read people's true stories off reddit.

Fans think his voice is really soothing.

He reads all sorts, scary, funny.

If a story makes him laugh you win an award and that is listening to s laugh because it is THAT good.

Collabs with people.

Bokuto being the main person along with Kenma and Kuroo.

He does photography for said squad.

His photos are immaculate.

Participates in Suga's mental health awareness month and does a segment on mental and nervous breakdowns and how to prevent and or deal with them.

He sometimes will join Kenma playing games.

"playing FNAF with Kodzuken"

Bokuto Koutarou

Volleyball.

"Volleyball montage with HINATA!!!"

"SPIKING TIPS WITH ME!!!"

chaotic vlogs.

"Kuroo and I explore the city!!!" 

Bokuto does college online because it's easier for him.

He regularly goes to visit Kuroo at his college.

He does have a dog.

"MEET MY SUPPORT DOG MOCHA!!!"

She's a German Shepherd.

Participates in Suga's mental health awareness month and does a segment on mania/manic episodes and how to deal with them.

he disappears from the internet sometimes for weeks at a time.

he loves driving out to places early in the morning with Akaashi for a photoshoot

He can play the guitar

He sometimes sings but most of the time it's just instrumental

"Instrumental for Somebody you loved” 

Prank videos

“FAKING MY DEATH PRANK FT AKAASHI AND KUROO” 

[honeyycorpse]

Repost cuz I forgot some things-

Anyways

This is my Afton family for my fnaf au. The afton kids,Emily kids, nor any children at the pizzeria die in my au cuz I cant handle child death and what's better than a big happy family?

Also

Yes

Will is 48, mike is 21, liz is 16, andy is 13. So the kids are older because I said so.

Now let's ramble with the info

William Afton- The guy is intimidating at first glance but hes generally a nice guy, just has a resting bitch face. After going through what his father had done to him and later on what his ex-wife had done to him, Mike, and Liz, he became extremely protective of his family. Will is a pretty extroverted guy, he could strike up a conversation with a raccoon in the trash can for crying out loud but he's also very dramatic and pushy. Hes grown thick skin over the years and learned to deal with his temper. Hes not the greatest dad but he tried his best to keep his keep his kids happy. He treats everyone at Freddy's like a family and cares a lot about them Including the animatronics. Oh he's also engaged to scott, who is my phone guy- and Henry and Will's cat Clyde are their third and forth wheels. They be vibin tho

Michael Afton- Unlike his father, hes a nice guy 24/7 hes the type of guy you can go up to and ask for directions without feeling uneasy. He's very loud and weird, in a good way. He loves to bother tf out of Will and make jokes that make Will sigh in disappointment or even taking his trumpet and playing it to scare his father. Charlie is his best friend, they've been friends since childhood since their dads are also best friends. Charlie and Mike are total dumbasses together but they're inseparable. Mike is in a relationship with Jeremy but they dont act like it in front of others, they'll make fun a gay people despite both of them liking men. As for things with Ennard, that's his main man. Ennard isnt the smartest as time goes on so a lot of people at freddy's gets frustrated with him but Mike treats Ennard like family even if hes a bunch of wires and mental scraps. Mike also has a dumb cat named Inky. Him and Ennard both enjoy eating rats.

Elizabeth Afton- Lizzy is actually bby. She's is a big sweetheart but also a tough girl. Mike would always rough Lizzy up to the point where he would let her beat tf out of him but it was all to teach her how to defend herself. She's a big theater kid just like her father was in high school and a big dramatic. She doesnt really fuck with the kids at her school because she just doesnt get along with people her age, she'd much rather be around people much other than her. She's also a rambler like her father and will talk to strangers about the most random of things and before they could reply she'd be off doing something else. Yes she's extroverted but if they aren't family or treated like family she wants nothing to do with them. She also doesnt work very well with others, it's her way or the highway. You'll most likely walk in on her talking to her phat chunk of a cat named Blinky tho.

Andrew Afton- Andy is the youngest of the Aftons and the quietest. While the other Aftons are very extroverted, hes very to himself and isnt a fan of people, but he does have a best friend named Brandon, Who's dad also works at Freddy's. Instead of his head being bit it was actually his right arm that was so badly bitten, it had to get it amputated. Will does make prosthetics for him though and you'll rarely see him without it. Andy blames himself a lot of things that arent his fault, like his mother's death. She died from complications during child birth with Andy. Andy is actually half siblings to Mike and Liz but they all treat each other like full siblings. He's very emotional and finds comfort in his interests which are, collecting toys and plushies from freddy's, Carebears, Hello Kitty, and many more. And yes his cat is Pinky and shes an old bitch and only likes Will and Andy but no one knows why? She used to sleep in Andy's crib with him when he was a baby and he stole Will's cat from only 1 month old.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #205

forget picking song lyrics, i’m going the hell to bed now.

Do you live by yourself? I live with my mom. Do you like cleaning? Does anyone???? Who is your favorite character from Harry Potter? I've never watched the series; not even a single movie, actually. So I don't have an opinion. Do you watch PewDiePie? Extremely rarely. He's funny, but I'm not interested in his channel's content anymore. Do you like "Despacito?" My sister showed it to me once when she learned I'd never heard it, and I found zero appeal in it whatsoever. Do you play Pokemon Go? It's a brilliant idea, and I really do wish I could play it, but here where I live, there are like ZERO PokeStops (where you get Pokeballs), even in cities, so it's pretty much impossible. Did you ever color your hair pink? No. Do you like Dr. Phil? I don't watch the show and don't know him as a person. Do you prefer to be inside or outside? Inside. Do you eat meat? Sadly. I'm HOPEFULLY quitting when I get to the weight I want; I wasn't getting the nutrients I needed when I was vegetarian to where my body was desperately clinging to what it had or something like that (basically, my weight wouldn't budge in a couple of months), but even still, I don't know if I could do it without depriving myself again. I'm just such a picky eater. Do you need to do the dishes? Yeah. Not desperately, but. Are you scared of clowns? No. Do you have any subscribers on YouTube? *checks* A very impressive 66. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. Do you salt your popcorn? Yes. Do you like McDonald's? Don't even lie to me, you'll eat there. I don't mind it at all. Do you have a Steam account? Yes. Do you like gaming? Not as much as I used to, but yes. Have you ever played Five Nights at Freddy’s? No. I don't consider jumpscares to be genuinely "scary," but rather a natural reaction to surprise, but FNAF's are intense, and I know they'd have me jumping like crazy. That aside, the games aren't of my personal appeal to actually play (though it's a fun game to watch). Do you like horror movies? Yes. Do you like chicken nuggets? I love me my chicken nuggies hunty. Have you ever tried Akinator? Yes. Can you twerk? I don't know and don't care to. Do you like dabbing? It looks stupid to me. The meme of it makes me laugh, though. What was the last country you visited? I've never left the country. Do you know your phone number? No, actually. It is incredibly difficult for me to memorize sequences, and besides, it's not like I give out my number almost ever. Do you swear in front of children? No. What’s your opinion on Brexit? Shit, I don't even remember what it's about. So obviously I can't have an opinion. It doesn't affect me, anyway. If you want children, what are some of your reasons for wanting them? N/A When you cook a dish that has beans in it, do you prefer to use canned or dry beans? I don't cook, and you'll never see me willingly eat a bean. What were some fun experiments you did in science class as a kid? The two that sharply stand out to me are dissecting an owl pellet in elementary and a frog in middle school. Both were SO cool. What was the last strong emotion you felt? Excitement. After finishing a bowl of cereal, do you drink the leftover milk? Only ever if it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch that I ate. And even then, only sometimes. Do you use dry shampoo between washes? No. What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done? Overdosing. What’s the most severe allergic reaction you’ve ever had to something? Nothing severe, besides pollen allergies flaring up. What’s your favorite sub-genre of rock? Hard. Who was the last person to get frustrated with you, and why? Mom, but she was more than frustrated. We were having a serious fight about her attitude towards Dad and his wife. What’s something that makes absolutely zero sense to you? Anti-vax shitlords. What’s your phone background? Lock screen is Darkiplier, home screen is Sara kissing my forehead. :'> Have you ever lived with someone you didn’t get along with? No. Do you have a fitness tracker? No. What types of animals have you had as pets? A billion cats, dogs, snakes, lizards, rats, gerbils, guinea pigs, rabbits, fish, box turtles, hermit crabs... and probably more. How well do you understand economics? Have you ever taken an econ class? Not well at ALL. I had one my senior year. What was the last fruit you ate? I had two bites out of a watermelon 'cuz I was really hungry, but we didn't really have anything as a snack. (I fast daily, so I have to watch when my meals are.) I'm not a big watermelon fan, but I hadn't tried these cubes before, and at least it was something. Can you remember your first day of school? I believe I can very faintly... very faintly. I think I had a complete breakdown because of my insane separation anxiety regarding my mom, or it was the complete opposite... alskdfjaweiajr it's like I can kinda see it in the back of my head, but it's super blurry. What’s your favorite movie? The Lion King. It was my favorite as a kid and became so again as an adult just truly acknowledging how damn good and meaningful it is. Plus the soundtrack was a banger. Would you rather jump out of an airplane or go scuba diving? Scuba diving. Do you get bored looking at other peoples’ holiday pictures? Eh. If it's a whole lot, yes, but as a photographer, I enjoy noting which ones I like and why I favor them. Do you give money to charity? Not currently, no. I have no money to give. When I do have a paying job, I plan on definitely donating any time Mark does a charity stream. Are you more into music or movies? Music, easily. When was the last time you went to a swimming pool? WOW. It's been years. Either when I still lived in the apartment or once at Colleen's in-laws', I can't remember which was last. Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet turtle? I have a snake, and I'll take another for sure. Have you ever seen a band live? Who was the last you saw? Just Alice Cooper. Ma and I are seeing Ozzy next year (if the poor man ain't dead), tho!!!! And he's gonna be with Judas Priest and Megadeth. We are NOT going to survive. Do people who use massive amounts of emoticons annoy you? Yes. Emojis, more specifically. If you're writing a sentence and you use an emoji after each and every goddamn word, it drives me up a wall. What was the last clothing item you bought? Underwear, I believe? Or a bra? What does your washing powder smell like? Idk. Normal? Do you have a dishwasher or do you do dishes by hand? By hand, which I cannot explain how much I loathe. It feels disgusting. Are there any cobwebs in your room? I don't believe so, no. Have you ever used a pick-up line and had it work? Ew, I'd never use one to begin with. Have you ever entered a modelling competition? Would you? No to both. The current modelling industry is so, so harmful. Did you keep any drawings/stories from when you were younger? Like around two years ago, I remember going on a mass destruction episode of those super old things, as they embarrassed me horribly, even though I know it had no real reason. Just everything I create embarrasses me. My mom has old school stuff, though. Who did you last have an argument with? Mom today. When was the last time you cooked for yourself? If you include putting things in the microwave with few steps... not that long ago. Maybe two days back. Do you have a safe? Mom does. When was the last time you saw a relative? Mooonths ago when Grammy and her husband were driving through. My brother and his son are visiting real soon, though!! Do you shout out the answers at quiz shows? Yes, lol. Have you ever been in a TV audience? I've been to like three-four hockey games, so yeah. Have you ever entered the lottery? Won anything? No. Well, Mom or Dad would rarely get those scratch-off tickets at random, but the most we've ever got was just like five bucks or so. Do you prefer crosswords or word searches? Word searches. Have you ever drawn on a wall in your house? No. Do you like making collages? No. Have you ever kept a scrapbook? Yeah. What’s your favorite video-game? Silent Hill 2 and Shadow of the Colossus. Sigh, I want a PS4 SO bad to get the SotC remaster. I actually teared up when I saw the opening cutscene for the first time, and I just marveled through the EEEEEEENNNNtire playthrough I watched. It's unbelievable. Do you remember any inside jokes from childhood? Not off the top of my head. I'm tired, don't make me think. Have you ever made up a word? Well, as a writer, I've made up names and places. A word itself, I don't think so. Do you get nervous speaking to people you don’t know on the phone? VERY!!!!!!!! Are you scared of anything irrational? You mean like, half my fears? Do you have a passport? What’s the picture like? No. Have you ever had a full fringe? (bangs) As a kid I did. Is there anything you would never admit to liking? Don't think so. What’s the weirdest craze you can remember? Fidget spinners. Do you use bug spray or fly swatters? Fly swatters. Then we also have this hanging cylindrical sticky... thing that flies and gnats are apparently attracted to with the smell, I guess. Works like magic, though I agree it's pretty cruel. Just stuck there until you die. Are you a clumsy person? Boy, am I. Do you have tiled floors in your house? In three rooms. Do you listen to any movie soundtracks regularly? No. Do you bruise easily? Way too easily. Like normally something simple won't leave behind an obvious one, but even a normal poke in the arm hurts a lot and leaves the spot sore for a good while. I was tested for anemia, but apparently, I don't have it. What would you love to learn to do? Play the electric guitar. Do you prefer monkeys or lemurs? Ehhh... lemurs as far as cute goes, monkeys overall. Do you watch movies based on the actors or the movie plot? The plot. Do you have any phone charms on your mobile? No. What is your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? That's a big 'ole honkin' nope. Last time you puked from drinking? Never. Have you ever gotten drunk and danced on a bar? No. What is your favorite simple ice-cream flavor? Vanilla. Though sometimes I prefer chocolate. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Only for dinner. I forgot the science behind it, but one of my meds for bipolarity only works to its full effect after ingesting at least 350 calories; I only get about a 20% effectiveness of the medicine when eating less. I know it sounds weird, but my psychiatrist is a goddamn genius, and I trust every word that comes out of his mouth. When was the last time you slept on the floor? Two years ago when I was living with Colleen and I didn't have a blow-up mattress yet. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? When???????????????? do I?????????????? not???????????????????????????????????? Do you wear flip-flops? That's pretty much all I wear just about year-round... I remember in 7th grade, one of my teachers asked me about it a lot and I just told her I didn't mind the cold, which was true. Pretty sure she thought I was lying and was too poor to buy new clothes or something, as she gifted me socks one day, which I thought was incredibly sweet. I miss my 7th grade teachers. Best school year. Who was the last person to kiss you on the cheek? Pretty sure my niece Aubree when saying bye. What is your favorite sauce to eat with spaghetti? Normal Prego sauce, I think. Have you ever seen a magic show? A little one as a kid. When was the last time you vomited and why? Months and months ago when I was testing a medication. Quit that shit real fast, as it made me sick so many times. Where do you usually sit when you eat dinner? Uhhh I eat in my bed usually, lmao. We almost never sit at the table. I normally do if Mom's there, though. How often do you get headaches? Ugh, often. Why did you call the last person you called? I was calling back about my job application that I was supposed to hear about yesterday. How many windows are in the room you’re in? Two. Do you have Facebook friends that you’ve never actually met? Yes. When was the last time you had your photo taken professionally? Not since senior pictures, pretty sure. I hated how it came out. I have a lazy eye when I smile, gah. How long does it take you to get to school or work? Currently N/A. Let’s say you had a baby with the last person you kissed? We're both female, so. And neither of us want kids anyway. When was the last time you completely broke down? A couple weeks ago in a totally random and severe panic attack. Do you have someone you can spill your heart out to? Yeah. Is there a person that you would do absolutely anything and everything for? No. I'm not gonna, say, murder someone just because they want me to. What’s something you really want right now? To go and get my tattoo cleaned up by a more professional artist alsdkjfalwei. I got the approximate cost, I just have to wait until I can afford it. This tattoo is so so so important to me and it needs to be perfect. What is your relationship status? Taken. What was the longest time you’ve wasted on a certain person? Not even two weeks lmao. I said yes to dating mostly out of fear of hurting his feelings, and he QUICKLY proved he was NOT for me. Are you listening to music right now? Yeah, my iTunes is on shuffle. Anyone you would like to get things straight with? I wouldn't want to be friends I don't think, but I REALLY want to see Jason one final time to tell him how sorry I am. I recently acknowledged just how fucked up I treated him after the breakup; he wasn't the only one who made mistakes. I sure as hell did. He deserves to hear it badly. I do believe our last talk was a good ending, but I feel me finally admitting that I fucked up would be the perfect one. What was the best thing that happened to you today? Seeing Dad for his birthday. When was the last time you did something for the first time? I talk-talked to some WoW friends a couple days ago, though very very briefly. I couldn't figure Discord push-to-talk out and I ended up panicking lmao. What color are the last new pair of pants that you bought? Black. Is your room clean? I should dust and vacuum, but the latter doesn't currently work. List all the countries you’ve visited.  I've never left America. At what age would you allow your kids to dye their hair? Shit, whenever they wanted tbh. So long they sounded serious about it and it wasn't just a brief episode of "oh this would be cool." Which fast food place do you eat at the most? Hm. Wendy's or Sonic. When was the last time you weren’t lonely? Jesus fucking Christ, who knows. What kind of movies do you like? Horror, fantasy, Disney/kids' films, comedies, rom coms, and emotionally moving ones. Bats are not spooky or are they? They're adorable, omg. Do you think blue is a gay color? Fuck off. What's your opinion on gays? Fuck off harder. Do you like the song "Womanizer"? Don't even talk to me if you don't. Where is your favorite place to get fries? You can't live your fullest life without having Bojangle's fries at least once. Do you know anyone who was raised by their grandparents? Idk. Have you ever made your own pie from scratch? No. Who was the last person you had an in-depth conversation with? Sara. What was the last fast food item you ate? A hot dog. What is your favorite gaming console? You know PS2 was the best, you know it. What was the last major city you visited? Raleigh, if that even counts. Do you always have a stock of alcohol in your house? No. Have you ever had a pumpkin latte and if so, did you like it? I hate everything pumpkin-flavored. Is there an antique store in your town or city? I think so... Have you ever been to a baby shower? My sister's. Maybe others', but idr. Do you know anyone who has been to rehab? Pretty sure yes. How many romantic relationships have you been in so far? Genuinely "romantic" ones, two. Would you consider yourself to be a picky eater? I am 99% sure I am the pickiest human being to ever live. Have you ever lived in a house with a pool in the yard? Not a built-in one. What color is your toothbrush? Blue. Do you have gluten intolerance or know anyone who does? I know a few people. Have you ever slept in a car overnight? No. Have you ever fainted? Yes. Do you avoid conflict as much as possible? YUP. Do you like ice cream cake? I'm not a big fan. Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex? Yes. Where is your second home!? The place I'm second-most comfortable is probably Sara's. What song always makes you sad? I avoid listening to "The Mortician's Daughter" by Black Veil Brides unless I just really, really want to hear it. I always tear up due to memories. Have you ever played a game that required removing your clothes? No. Where is your favorite place to be kissed? Breasts and neck. Were you mean as a little kid? No. Who was the last person you hung out with? Dad. What is your mother’s name? Donna. What is your favorite song at the moment? I've been in true love with a heavy metal cover of "Invincible" from the WoW soundtrack for like a full month. What day will you never forget? The breakup night. Suicide attempt. My niece and nephew being born. Meeting Sara. Getting Teddy. First time hanging out at Jason's. 16th birthday. Alice Cooper concert. Putting Dale and Cali down. There's a lot. What was the last thing you took a picture of? Some crazy shit on FB to show Sara. Something you're looking forward to? Getting a goddamn job. What is God teaching you right now? Lul. What does Notre Dame Cathedral mean to you, and how has its fire affected you? I was devastated to hear about it; it was the one event that actually got me paying attention to the news. It is a monument of incredible art and history, and for Catholics, a house of their god. I am so thankful the damage wasn't too tremendous. What’s the last dumb decision you made that you beat yourself up over? I dunno. Surprisingly. What’s your favorite version of the Bible to read? N/A If applicable, do you underline verses in your Bible? N/A When was the last time you went to church? Not since Colleen had her extreme Christian phase two years ago. What’s the last song you listened to on repeat? "Radio" by Rammstein. That new album's gonna be bangin'. Does your town’s hospital have a good reputation? NOPE. It sure does not. I have no issue with the psychiatric care unit there, though. Every time I went to the ER for suicidal thoughts or the attempt, they were sweethearts to me. But as far as physical health, they do NOT have a good rep. I know someone's grandfather that nearly fucking died thanks to them, and I can't recall what it was exactly, but Mom had some complaints during her kidney cancer treatment. What is your hometown known for? Crime. Are you longing for and missing a toxic person? I honestly miss Colleen sometimes, but I can't go back to her. I can't. I'm done giving her more chances than she deserves. It was nice to actually have someone to hang out with, but she is just overall not a pleasant person. What’s your greatest longing? Financial stability, probably. Have you ever read a Bible verse and thought, “this isn’t true”? BOY HOWDY- What are you behind on? Being an adult. I am 23 and a SOOOOOORRYYYYYY excuse for one. Is there someone who’s stolen from you and never got caught? Yes. Someone stole our basketball hoop from my childhood home. Have you been lonely for most of your life? Most of my life, no. What color is your sleeping bag? I don’t have one. When was the last time you used a sleeping bag, and what for? When I lived with Colleen and slept on the floor for a bit. Do you live near the woods? Yeah, there's woods across the road. What do you want to be for Halloween this year? List 1-3 ideas. I wanna be the dumb blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, lmao. A pastel vampire would be pretty cool. And Rhett from the "Sleep Tight" video has instilled in me the great desire to be a steampunk toothfairy at least once. List five things people have been jealous of you for. Idk. List five things you have felt jealous of other people for. More than anyone, a friend of many friends' photography success when I can genuinely and modestly say I really think I'm better than her. That is easily the worst envy situation I've dealt with (and still do), as this is the one that is actually almost spiteful, wrong as that is. Then I have another friend who is a FANTASTIC photographer as well and is now a professional one in the fashion industry, I believe. Then there was a girl I went to school with called Cailin whose drawing skills were naturally INCREDIBLE since elementary school, and I remember back then, me and her would always get the most attention for our work, but she did moreso, but I wanted to be the "best" artist. Once I hit high school I just had great respect for her talent. Next, one of my former best friends Hannia was a natural GENIUS that got perfect scores on LITERALLY almost anything; she had the highest GPA in the entire school, while I was right behind her. And uhhhh five... I have been and still am jealous of my sisters for being proper, successful adults. What is your favorite shade of brown? Like a caramel tone, I guess? What color is your toilet seat? White. Would you rather live in an apartment or a house? Definitely a house. What’s one thing you had growing up that you miss now? Energy. Do you prefer kale, lettuce, or spinach? Lettuce. Do you listen to instrumental bands such as Hammock, Trentemoller, etc.? No. Have you ever gotten a manicure or pedicure? Just because my sisters went and Mom wanted me to hang out with them. I may have with my old friend, too. Have you ever self-harmed? Yeah. Never the answer. Do you have any eating disorders? No. I'm afraid of developing one once I (hopefully) get to the weight I want, though. Have you ever met a celebrity? No. Do you like Monster Energy or do you prefer other energy drinks? I hate energy drinks. They taste like poison. Do you plan on getting married? Yeah. Do you want kids? That's a big fat nope. What’s your sexual orientation? I don’t judge. Bisexual. At what time of day do you normally feel the best? The morning. Name one reason why someone should not commit suicide. YOU. CAN. GET. BETTER. Seek professional help if you feel suicidal, and after what I understand is a serious struggle, you truly can go into the light at the end of the tunnel. You've got, to our understanding, one shot at this. Don't end it when there is a possibility for a beautiful future. If you’re unhappy, what would it take to make you fulfilled? Have a job and be in school. Name someone you know who is a cancer survivor. My mom. Are you friends with any cancer survivors? I don't think so. Do you wish the sunrise and sunset lasted longer? Hm. Sunset, maybe. Idk. Name a country whose history you know nothing about. Lmao most. What is your favorite store at the mall? Hot Topic. Do you have a bed or do you sleep on a mattress on the floor? I have a bed. When was the last time you went for a run? Shit, not since high school gym. Do you keep Christmas lights up year-round? No. What did you win a scholarship for? Nowhere. What type of bug do you see the most often in your home? Flies. Do you put off things until the last minute? I tend to. Is your mom the same size as you? No, I'm smaller. Do you know any Christians who aren’t judgmental? No shit. Do you still think of that Gwen Stefani song when you spell bananas? Ha ha yup. Do you like the way your hair naturally is, or do you change it? It's fine. But I want it dyed badly. Do you know anyone who died accidentally by doing something stupid? Yes. How many different languages have you taken in school? Latin and German. How tall is your father? (Estimate?) Idk. Over six feet. Would you meet Miley Cyrus if you had the chance? No. What is your favorite slow song? Oh yeesh. Idk. Maybe "See You On The Other Side" by Ozzy. Do you believe in karma? No. Do you constantly check your cell phone? No. Only Sara or Mom ever text me, and I pick it up just if the green light is blinking (means I have a message). If there were aliens on earth, would you be afraid? Well yeah. If you could spend 1 hour 20 years in the future, would you? Yes. I want to see where I am, so long as I can change my behavior to improve that future if needed. Otherwise, I don't wanna know. Are your pets asleep? Teddy probably is, Bentley might be, idk where Roman is, but he likely is, I can't see Mitsu from where I am currently, Venus may be (no eyelids, so you never know) as she's in her rock, and Kaiju is awake. Have you ever wished you were an only child? Never. Have you ever hurt someone on purpose? Yes. Have you ever gotten hurt while sledding? No. Do you enjoy going through old pictures? It depends on the subject of them and my mental state. Kid pictures I'm always up for, high school ones are okay, though they can make me really upset with how healthy and skinny I was, and I deleted all photos I had on Facebook of Jason and me last year so I couldn't even risk looking at them ever again, as there's a good chance some would trigger my PTSD. Of all your exes, who do you think you had the deepest feelings for? Jason, obviously. Do you tend to have a lot of drama in your life? I have the most uneventful, bland life. No. When’s the last time someone was disappointed in you? Idk. What song are you listening to right now? Is this one of your favorite songs? "Alone I Break" by Korn. No, but I love it. What is something you have to explain a lot? My sweating issue. Gross to talk about, but I sweat seriously excessively, like you would not believe. It can be 70 degrees and I'll be sweating in seconds. People worry about it, and in VR, I've had to explain it so many times due to it affecting suitable jobs (I think we can all agree being drenched in sweat at work looks extremely bad). Hopefully I won't have to anymore when my doctor decides what to do about it. It's most likely a thyroid issue, which I have no clue about how to subdue symptoms of. There's really a shitload I have to explain lately between doctors and VR... Which compliment do you receive the most? From those that know me/see me, that I'm losing weight. From people in general, "I love your hair" or something like that. Who were you last on the phone with? My sister. What is one thing you have always wondered? Uh. Idk. I'm sure there's a lot, just nothing's coming to me atm... What do your friends think about the music you listen to? Your family? My friends and I like similar stuff, as do my parents, especially Mom. My sisters are the total opposite of me and don't enjoy metal and the like at all. Has anyone ever told you to grow up? Essentially. Do you believe people when they say they don’t judge people? Hell no. How many true friends do you have? Excluding family and my girlfriend as they're more than that, like... one or two, it feels like most of the time. Can you honestly say you’re happy right now? No. What is something you are exceptionally bad at? Doing math in my head or spelling up there. AND READING LIPS. Do you have a house phone? No. Who do you love more than anyone right now? Don't make me choose between Mom and Sara. How much money do you have saved up? I literally have $11. Do you like bright/neon colors? Yes, but I prefer pastel. What is your favorite wild animal? Meerkats. Do you ever eat breakfast? I almost always do. Do you remember who your first grade teacher was? Yes. Have you ever won any trophies? What for? Yeah, for A honor roll all through elementary school (save for 5th grade; I got one B and was so upset, lmao), then in all kid sports I played, everyone got lil ones, some from dance I believe, and I think there's one or two others I'm not thinking of...

[geek-gem]

So okay to any of my followers who like me or follow me for Alien and Predator stuff. Or if your reading these in some tags. I thought of this idea this morning. It might sound like a very stupid comparison. But considering the Alien and Predator fandoms I feel I should say this and mention why the hell can't just Fox confirm the multiverse idea and different timelines. So people wouldn't get so fucking confused and people who liked certain movies or other stuff can like the fact something they like exists but it's in a different timeline in this multiverse.

As of now I don't blame Fox for trying not to or I mean The Predator 2018 is gonna be released next month. Basically I haven't been giving a (edit put not to and a instead of of s before damn) damn about some trailers especially this ultimate Predator. Because merging with Disney is probably quite a task they may not want to focus on some properties but that sounds stupid as hell.

Back to the topic let me mention some stuff.

Warner Bros is gonna try this idea where they have the DCEU but next to it are some I guess smaller and Elseworld stories. Starting with the Joker movie they are making. While I'm not the biggest fan on the idea of the movie. It's a interesting concept to make Elseworld stories beside the DCEU and I don't mind. As long as they are enjoyable and good. Especially if they make money I'll check them out.

Then we have a pretty famous one. Or something like that it's the FNAF franchise. While some people were pissed at the idea of what Scott did. Had to answer a friend Fatpinkraccoon keeps sending a reply as a joke saw him smiled it's a joke. He said valid to eat fingers.

Okay back to the topic okay the messaging stopped. But Scott Cawthon decided for his franchise the novels we're basically a reimagining of the series. They take place in a different universe when the main games are still their own thing.

Whatever other details for that. Now he's sending messages saying consume fingers.

But basically if Warner Bros can do that along with Scott Cawthon on FNAF then how easy is it for Fox to just do the same with Alien and Predator.

Also I'm gonna sound stupid or whatever. People might get pissed me saying this. Basically while people take these two franchises very seriously and I might sound like a hypocrite because I've been serious about stuff I like.

Yet seriously a multiverse idea sounds maybe easy and better then what we have.

So tags done and now I have to get to my friend him messaging some random bullshit.

[prismalmelonman]

k so i know that fnaf is considered as "cringey" but honestly? i love it.

like yeah, scott has made like 7 games, 3 or 4 books. and the game type is a cheap shot at horror with the jumpscares.

but the lore hoo mama i'll eat good lore up for months. i'll (sometimes its okay, sometimes its really not) hyperfixate on the plot lines, plot holes, theories, and it fills me with such joy.

i've talked my mom's ear off about fnaf and other games/stories that i love.

its so much fun. and i love cracking into the past and theories, and i love interacting with other fans and discussing and swapping theories and fanarts and ocs and headcanons.

long story short, and i know this has been done before, but fuck cringe culture. as long as you arent like....pedophilic or oppressive to other fans, go ahead and like fnaf, undertale, mlp, su, svfoe, care bears, atla.

if it makes you happy, then do the thing that makes you happy