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originally my tadc sona was gonna be a jack-in-the-box instead of stilts walker inspired so i kept the spring neck
#my art#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc sona#tadc self insert#tadc oc#their life would probably be easier if she had knee/elbow joints but this is the next best thing#she probably has trouble hearing the other characters sometimes minus caine because he can fly
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cahir in chapter 5: Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach remained tactfully silent.
cahir in chapter 7: [punches soldiers to prevent their flight] “WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, MOTHERFUCKERS?!”
#he has a great sense of social propriety. code-switching#when he got them across the bridge and bluffed the imperial checkpoint !!!! also so iconic#everyone else in the company like oh hell we’re screwed there’s a checkpoint on the bridge how will be get across#geralt went back to his plan like alright we wait for full moon so regis can fly over and i’ll swim#cahir just walks up aces the checkpoint and strikes anxiety into this soldier’s heart commanding great authority#and on the other side is like alright guys 😁 we made it! like he didn’t just put on his imperial bootboy persona#never forget he is the black knight of cintra…#it’s like forgetting that milva killed one hundred men#unforgettable character context#the elbow-high diaries
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new problem is that i cant buy skate pad sets because im all different sizes
#small wrists. big legs#but imagine the hospital bill for flying off the board without gear....#its really only the wrists throwing the sizing off so maybe the solution#is to just get elbow+knees and. avoid landing on wrists LMAO
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thought everyone should know that if you're on a plane and you play astrid goes for a spin right as the plane starts speeding on the runway, then romantic flight will start right after you take off into the air & the earth disappears below
science tested
#httyd#though i guess i don't recommend listening to music too loud when on a plane#esp during take off because its so loud#but if you have noise cancelling earbuds#do it#best if you had a window seat#obviouslyyy.#still flying sucks 0/10 so uncomfortable and so many elbows and babies screaming#i really want a dragon
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Modern Inheritance: Over the Edge (Pre-war)
(A/N: WIP title. It's not really abuse, but wanna say that there's a very very brief moment of rough-handling of a kid. No hitting, only a brief shake to a kid the size of, let's say a 7-8 year old human. Also, we get to see Islanzadí for the first time in pre-war, with this taking place probably a month or two before The Promise and Arya's oath with Brom. She's struggling with the turmoil after the Fall, the loss of Evandar and not really having the time to mourn him due to the sudden rush of responsibility and new duties {that sounds like a theme for this bloodline huh} and she is barely keeping her head above water. Because of that, she tries to tell herself that it's okay to focus solely on her duties as queen, because, through trickle down and big picture, her doing well as queen keeps Arya safe from Galbatorix and the Forsworn. That's what she tells herself. If she believes it is up to you as the reader at this point.)
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MODERN INHERITANCE: OVER THE EDGE
Out of nowhere the door to the queen’s study slammed open with a horrendous bang. Däthedr, Fiolr and Islanzadí all jumped as one.
“What is the meaning of this int–” Islanzadí’s thunderous voice was immediately silenced by the equally stormy eyes that snapped to her. Despite his frail nature, Oromis’ presence filled the doorway, looming over them like a threatening anvil cloud.
“Leave us.” The Rider’s voice held unmistakable steel. The two elf lords flicked their gazes to the queen, unsure of who was in control. Slighting one would be dangerous, though which was more threatening at the time was yet to be decided. “Leave!”
A great rumble shook the roots arrayed beneath their feet and a massive golden eye suddenly glinted outside the window overlooking the courtyard.
Däthedr and Fiolr were out of their seats and bowed just low enough to show apologetic respect before they fled, kicking up moss in their haste.
Silence but for the soft whooshing of Glaedr’s great lungs outside the walls filled the room.
Islanzadí slowly settled back into her chair. “Can I help you, Oromis-elda?” The brittleness that accompanied her clenched teeth and the hard line of her shoulders was not masked in the slightest. Islanzadí was livid at the intrusion and far beyond angry at the subversion of her authority, in front of her advisor no less!
“Do you have any,” Oromis paused to collect himself. His own rage was very close to boiling over. “Any inkling of just where your daughter is?”
The queen blinked. Arya? When was the last time she had seen her? Surely not that long ago. Breakfast, probably, scampering out the door. Or did she see her in the Menoa tree while on a walk? No, that was yesterday, she had a meeting with the Council after that, so it had to be yesterday.
A heavy stone of guilt dropped into Islanzadí’s stomach. Could she really not tell him when she last saw her own child? The days had been going by in a whirlwind, filled with meetings pushing for more resources for the border, more spellcasters to maintain the barriers, power struggles in Ceris–
Islanzadí had no earthly idea where her own daughter was.
“I…”
Oromis reached behind him and marched into the room. “Spare me the attempt, Islanzadí.”
A small yelp of indignation followed him, or rather, was dragged alongside him. Arya let out a half feral yowl at the Dragon Rider pulling her by one gangly arm, silverskin glowing a muted flush of pink anger at her cheeks at the unintentional roughness.
The elfling’s hair was wild, though that was nothing new. Her braid was half undone, the tie at the base loosened. Knees scuffed, elbows bruised, knuckles scraped, pine needles stuck to her clothing with sap. Yes, that was her Arya, scowling up at her from where Oromis had planted the child in front of him with his hands on her shoulders.
“Tell your mother.”
Arya’s scowl deepened. Stars. She looked so much like Evandar during combat when she did that. Her brows met with the same lightning pattern, jet streaks of midnight above endless emerald green. “Nothing happened.”
Another growl rattled the window hard enough to send it gliding inwards on hidden hinges. Glaedr snapped his massive jaws, a sharp crack loud enough to make the gathered elves flinch. Outside, a trio of pines juddered from the impact of his tail before he subdued the lashing.
‘Hatchling!’ His voice was thunderous in their minds. At the dragon’s mental touch Islanzadí felt the sensation of wind pushing against her body, a momentary inkling of confusion, then a fear of failure, fear of the outcome, and then…relief. And rage. ‘We have warned you!’
Against all odds, Arya snapped her own teeth, a defiant snarl rattling her thin chest. “I’m not scared of you, Glaedr!”
The golden dragon audibly balked. That stung more than he cared to admit. Especially coming from one so small.
“What is this about?” Islanzadí snapped. That surge of fear felt through Glaedr’s memories twisted her stomach into knots. Besides the usual scrapes, though, Arya seemed unharmed. “I have work to do. You interrupted a meeting that was planned weeks in advance!”
Outside, Glaedr shifted.
Arya bared her teeth. With a hollow mental wave of her hand to put it aside for later thought, Islanzadí noticed the girl’s canines had fallen out. When had that happened? Not too recently, it seemed. The tips of wickedly sharp ancestral teeth were already poking through, giving the child an almost comical appearance with both top canines barely coming in while the lower set were nearly level with her incisors.
Oromis’ eyes flashed at Islanzadí’s words. His grip on Arya’s shoulders tightened. “We found your daughter after she leapt off the Crags, Islanzadí.”
Islanzadí’s heart dropped, the wind knocked from her lungs. “What?”
‘We were flying and caught the hatchling after she jumped off the Crags of Tel’naeír.’
Arya…jumped from the cliffs?
Islanzadí was around the desk in an instant and seized her only child by the arms. “What were you thinking?” There was only panic thudding in her chest, the image of a small body crumpled in the beds of pine needles flashing to her mind. “Have you gone mad?! Answer me!”
“Islanzadí!” Oromis’ bark was sharp and swift. It was only when Arya stifled a squeak did Islanzadí realize she was shaking her.
The queen released the elfling as if stung, hands hovering an inch away from the pink blotches blooming on silvered skin. “Arya…?”
Arya lifted her gaze from where she had dropped it to the ground.
Was…was that fire in her eyes?
Defiant but calm. Determined. The lanky child squared her shoulders as best she could under Oromis’ grip and met her mother’s conflicted storm of golden lightning and locked them eye to eye.
Arya’s voice was soft, deadpan. “I wanted to fly.”
Fly. Said as if it were entirely normal for elf children to take to the skies after a quick breakfast. Islanzadí stared at her child, unsure if this was some sort of elaborate ruse to hide a darker motive, some childish cry for help, or if her daughter genuinely had planned to leap off a thousand foot cliff and sprout wings.
The queen closed her mouth, suddenly aware that her jaw was hanging open a good half inch in dumbfounded bewilderment.
“...Fly?”
Arya nodded. Never broke eye contact. Never changed her expression. “I wanted to test the spells I made. The Crags are the highest and clearest launch point.”
A dull headache began to throb behind Islanzadí’s forehead.
Why? Why did it always have to be her child. Couldn’t she find something normal to do? Couldn’t she see that Islanzadí was struggling to keep the entire elven nation together just over a handful of years after the Fall? Arya was known to be remarkably observant but how could she not understand, after her father–
The fear for her safety was quickly turning to white hot anger at the center of Islanzadí’s chest. Of all the foolish things….
The queen inhaled and held her breath for a long moment before letting it out in a tight huff. “Arya. You are far too old to be pretending you can fly, and far too young to be meddling with experimental magic!” Arya opened her mouth but Islanzadí cut her off. “No. Enough of this. You know how important the meetings today are.” Islanzadí rose from her kneeling position and knocked the knees of her dress free of dirt. “You and I will discuss this at length in the evening. Now go to your quarters.”
Again, Arya tried to speak. She even took half a step forward, something flashing and flaring bright in her emerald eyes. “I–”
“Enough!” Unmistakable. The voice she used in court. Commanding. The voice of a queen. “To your quarters!” Islanzadí threw an arm in the direction of the door, pointing sharply. “Now!”
The elfling’s mouth snapped shut, jaw clenched.
Islanzadí couldn’t tell if it was horror, pain, or anger that surged to her throat when her daughter straightened into a smart attention, knocked her knuckles to a disheveled shoulder as she had seen countless times before, and bowed.
“As you wish, my queen.”
Hollow, detached. Quietly and barely masking the seething underneath it all.
Arya was at the door when Oromis called out. “Arya.” She turned to him, never once looking back to her mother. “Lessons early tomorrow. Bring your books and your training blade.”
“Yes, ebrithil.” The murmur held more respect than anything she had said to Islanzadí. “I will be there.”
Once the door was closed, Islanzadí took a moment to rub her temples and just breathe. She could still feel Oromis staring at her, anger not yet gone, thunder still in his eyes.
“What?” She didn’t mean to snap. She bit her tongue. The Dragon Rider merely shook his head. “Speak, Oromis! I do not have time for games! I have two more meetings, not counting the one you interrupted, and I have a stack of reports on attempted border incursions by Wyrdfell waiting for me.”
“You don’t have time?” The words stung hard against Islanzadí’s ears with flabbergasted accusations. Oromis must indeed be outraged if he was acting this emotional with her. “You do not have time for your own daughter?”
The queen whirled back to her desk and stalked around it. “My daughter should know better than to jump off cliffs and think she will fly!” She shoved a stack of papers to the side roughly and sat. “She knows how important these weeks are. Arya is capable, she should be able to take care of herself.”
“That is not the matter at all, and you know this!” Oromis followed her, bracing slim hands on the back of one of the chairs. “Islanzadí, Arya is hurting! She is still trying to come to terms with Evandar’s death–”
“Get out.”
“Islanzadí–”
“Get out! You will not lecture me on how to raise my child by invoking the name of my dead mate!”
For the first, and quite nearly the only time, Islanzadí witnessed Oromis Thrándurin in a true, uncontained rage.
The unmistakable rumble of dragonfire swelled in the crippled Rider’s chest. Islanzadí shrank back instinctively as the elf seemed to grow before her, white teeth flashing, fingers cracking through the chair’s wood as if pierced by ivory claws.
Oromis’ voice was harsh with crackling flame, roaring at her above the din. “Then raise your child, Islanzadí Dröttning!” His thin chest heaved, as if the effort of holding back true fire taxed him to the limit. “Arya needs her mother. Not a queen. Go to her. She is a child! She only wants to be held by her mother and told that it will all be alright while the world is falling apart!”
The words had Islanzadí shooting to her feet yet again. “Yes! The world is falling apart! And right now, the only thing keeping us safe are magic barriers, far too few uninjured spellcasters, a handful of cities lending all the strength they can to fortify them, and spells that are millenia old and in desperate need of repair!” The queen threw an arm out, gesturing to the expanse of Du Weldenvarden mapped out on the wall of pine. “Everyone is hurting! And I am the queen of an entire race that is hurting! I do not have time to lie to my daughter that everything will be fine when we cannot know for sure! My time is spent endlessly fortifying our defenses, trying to make sure we last to the end of the month in case Galbatorix decides to send his entire collection of Wyrdfell to sweep the forest with dragonfire! Time not spent with her is time spent keeping her alive!
“Arya will just have to learn how to live with some sacrifices. I will not hold her hand when it means the possibility of losing this entire nation.”
Oromis once again looked every year his age.
“Are you finished?” He asked softly.
The queen lowered herself into her chair, hands shaking. “Get out. And take Glaedr with you.”
Oromis again shook his head, as if in sad disappointment. “You will lose her if you continue like this, Islanzadí.”
Islanzadí did not look up from the piles of reports on her desk.
When the door finally clicked closed behind him, the queen of the elves buried her face in her hands, and cried.
Oromis was not halfway down the hall when the soft sound of sniffling caught his attention. A small droplet splashed on the back of his hand, warm like a spring rain in the dead of winter.
He looked up. “Oh, little hatchling. Come down from there.” He gave a small, sad smile. “Please?”
Another quiet sniffle, the rustle of woven pine boughs, and the lanky elfling dropped from one of the skylights in the hall’s ceiling. Arya wiped her nose on the back of her arm, scrubbed at her eyes with the heels of her palms and stifled a hiccup before squaring her shoulders as she had earlier.
“Arya. Were you listening?”
She nodded. Blinked.
“Oh, little hatchling. I’m so sorry you heard that.” Her eyes shone with tears when she met his gaze, throat convulsing as she swallowed another stuttered gasp of misery. Oromis opened his arms, chest aching. “None of that, now, Arya. It is okay to cry.”
Arya sniffed again. “F…fighters don’t cry.”
“My dear girl, everyone cries.” But she was already in his arms, face pressed to his ribs and eyes squeezed shut.
He let her sob out her frustration and pain there in the hall, tucked into his embrace and in a little sheltered bubble of silence where no one would be able to hear her tears. She pulled away when she was done, rubbing at her face, trying to hide the evidence again as the two of them retrieved her training blade and books before beginning the long walk to the Crags. She would sleep under the stars there, an unspoken agreement forged by the many times Glaedr had awoken to the elfling tucked against his paw, or curled under the roots of a tree at the edge of their cliffside dwelling.
“I’m…” Oromis flicked his gaze to the child at his side. Arya heaved a few deep breaths, forcing herself to calm fully. “I’m going to fix it.”
“Fix what, little hatchling?”
“The world.” Arya nodded in affirmation to herself. The Rider at her side couldn’t help the small grin that tilted his lips. Leave it to the youth to declare such things with so much confidence. “I’m going to fix the world. Then Mum won’t have to work so hard, and you and Glaedr won’t be so sad all the time.”
The matter of fact mentioning of his and Glaedr’s pain hit like a stone loosed from a sling. He pushed it back, did his best to keep the soft smile on his face. “Do you have a plan for this?”
“Yeah.”
Oromis nearly missed a step when he glanced down. Arya’s face had transformed from the light frown to a near frighteningly wild smile, teeth bared in fierce determination. Her eyes were alight with brilliant fire, brows lowered in challenge.
“I’m gonna fight.”
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#eragon#inheritance cycle#the cyclists#the world of eragon#the inheritance cycle#modern inheritance#modern inheritance stories#ket's modern inheritance cycle#arya#arya drottningu#islanzadi#islanzadí#queen islanzadí#queen islanzadi#dysfunctional family#oromis#glaedr#pre war#pre eragon#when i was 3 i jumped off our king size bed and shattered my elbow into a zillion pieces#i loved peter pan and told anyone who asked what happened that i tried to fly#in retrospect i was actually just jumping on the bed and missed like a fool#but i did always want to fly#title is a wip#we are making it better for the next generation! they're fucked up! the next generation: okay i'll do it myself#iz: IM DOING THIS SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO WAR!#arya: o shit thats an option? sign me up! it sucks here!#iz: FUCK!#do i capitalize queen i can never remember
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i swear to godd if you're going to bike through an intersection PLEASE let go of your cellphone. the funny screen isn't going anywhere. the guy you hit with your bike because he had no way to guess you were going to appear out of nowhere?? yeah he is going somewhere. flying off 2 meters into the street
#qrevo.txt#it's me I'm the guy that went flying two meters into the street#everything's fine tho (<- it's not my elbow is weewee)#the thing that pissed me off the most is the asshole didn't even stop to help. just looked at me like a sick cat and biked away#the trout population is going to be affected istg
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I’m proud to say that I’m still my surgeon’s little freak of nature <3
#scoliosis tag#insane hyperreflexia but my MRIs are perfectly fine#he’s sending me to a neurologist to have them double check#his neurological exams are hilarious:#*flexes my leg—it starts shaking* ‘Wow’#*hits my kneecaps and my legs go flying* ‘woah’#*hits my elbows and my arms jerk*#‘yeah this is bizarre’#he’s so fucking funny dude#the look on his face makes it 10x better#but yeah he doesn’t think it’s anything significant but he wants to make sure
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was going to try to write today but instead i have spent the last hour thinking up tattoos for eddie to have
#so far i have:#stick and poke w on his foot for wayne (the very first stick and poke he gave himself)#those like mostly bone bat wing type tats on his shoulder blades#im thinking a fantasy dragon either winding down his spine OR curling around his hip half on his front half on his back; maybe w flowers to#his favorite lotr quote on his ribs? or like lower abdomen maybe?#a tiny lil d20 somewhere maybe an ankle? or on a finger or something#either laurels around his knees or maybe eyeballs above them#a sword either on his thigh or forearm or the side of his ribs like under his armpit#i also think he'd have some sort of music/cc type tribute SOMEWHERE#maybe a stick and poke CC below the crook of his elbow? OR AN ACTUAL COFFIN YEAH as a subtle ref; or a guitar/guitar pick somewhere?#i also think that after he's been w steve long enough he would get a steve tatoo too - not quite sure WHAT that would be yet but he'd do it#a wayne tribute tattoo which could go two routes - serious or silly#serious... i have not quite figured out what yet. i feel like a wagon wheel bc thats what wayne means but all the designs ive seen of that#are UGLY lol so either eddie finds a good way to do it or he picks something else lol#but silly would ABSOLUTELY be that traditional sailor type heart 'mom' tattoo on his bicep but instead of mom it says wayne#i think it would be funny if he let argyle tattoo him while they were high and so he has a tiny lil pizza slice somewhere#OH WAIT HE GETS I LOVE YOU WRITTEN IN STEVE'S HANDWRITING (STEVE TATTED IT ONTO HIM MAYBE?) IN THE CREASE OF HIS HIP OR SOMEWHERE INTIMATE#he also has an assortment or random doodles all over filling in the space#defs a jack-o-lantern; the hellfire logo; a flying saucer; a skull & crossbones; a lil crown; a smiley face; flowers; things like that#he has everyone important to him draw something and he gets that tattooed on him so he has a piece of everyone with him always#that's all ive got so far lol but im still looking and also i am SO open to hearing what tattoos yall think he'd get so 👀👀👀#eddie munson#stranger things
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Fly Boy Blue/Lunette - elbow // Pass It Along - Frank Turner
#idk just been thinking about these two lyrics a lot recently. no reason.#elbow#frank turner#fly boy blue/lunette#pass it along#lyrics#web weaving
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New OC! Meet Professor Fleder
#artists on tumblr#flying fox#wings#suddenly just had an urge to make characters again#professor fleder#personality type : loves those sweaters with leather patches at the elbows#my art#original character#rough art#character design#monster union
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I need someone to do a wrestling move to crack my back
#one of those flying elbows or smith#not in a sexy way to be clear I feel a part that needs to be popped#my posts
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don’t let me reread because i saw this
and an image of reynevan pleading innocent like the crying cat meme flashed across my mind
#szarlej: if the sorcerer does not fit you must acquit!!#you know we were robbed of a scene where szarlej pretends to be reynevan’s lawyer? that should have happened at least once#what is with bandits robbing tax collectors in sapkowski’s novels??#you know of all the get rich quick schemes out there robbing a tax collector has REALLY dropped off in terms of popularity#i guess this is what happens when you study foreign trade - economics and then have an interest in medieval history#im still like omg. raubritters were a thing you didnt just make that up? that’s fucked up. but cool that it wasn’t made up. but fucked up#and it’s literally raub + ritter. obvious german should be obvious#the first is a cognate and the second i know from rittersporne which guess how i know that 🙄#anyways…#you know… if angoulême still had friends around there’s a less than zero chance they would have tried to jump regis#he would hear it coming from a mile away (… maybe literally) and just disappear around a street corner#or… hide under a rock… like canonically. honestly still not sure why he did that.#ITS THE FULL MOON. YOU CAN FLY#regis answer = ‘idk… i got scared 😥😥…’#honestly interesting conundrum because too many ideas i have seen are like ‘someone tries to fuck with a vampire they get ripped to shreds’#which ok wish fulfillment i get it but#consider that 1. regis is nonviolent and would likely put someone to sleep over kill them#2. they are teenage hooligans 3. he understands teenager hooliganism#honestly he would pacify them and then while their eyes are empty he would just be like giving some solid life advice#bandits: standing with head drooped. probably drooling on themselves | regis: sounding like a turn your life around podcast#the elbow-high diaries#not even interesting post sorry just totally ramble nonsense here
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off a ashwagandha gummy in the midnight pit as waves and waves of leather jacket clad elbows pound me into a sweaty mochi of insatiable bloodlust
#@ the dude whos hair i ripped a handful out of you should not have tried to elbow check me like that#@ the other dude who was like 6'5“ 300lbs and shiny bald hows the floor taste 😈😈😈#a guy who was much smaller than me kept trying to be my noble protector in the pit and it was sweet so i let him#but theyre always like ahh no no one can touch mlady! meanwhile im flying off throwing a grown man
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Yeah! Now there’s a proper Fallen Angel! (Patreon)
Also ft. some of the mid-transformation design sketches:
Took a few wing iterations to decide how I wanted the swirls to appear - I do still like them appearing from under a tuft of feathers, as well as the double-lined look, but even simple single-line looks nice :)
I considered a “bleeding” heart at first, red and slashed, but I think an “over-flowing” pink heart is more accurate to their theme! It looks ever-so-slightly less gruesome as well haha
They’re the (Fallen) Angel of Desires! Not like Eros or Cupid, not that specific, just Desires in general - not needs but Wants. Not of hunger, more like a craving for a familiar food; not of sleep but of comfort; not of belonging but of company - impulses and snap decisions, positive and negative :)
I also considered some asymmetrical design elements like a single rattail to the stage left-
Or keeping two wings still but set to one side, but in the end I liked the symmetrical look better
Some notes about the goop! The hole can sometimes overflow since it’s not very deep, dripping is normal, but it just dissipates off the skin usually. The goop form is kind of similar to crying - it’s a release of some Big Emotion but with the entire body rather than flushed out through the tear ducts, so crying is unusual during that time! It’s much more common for everything except the eyes to be dripping, including hair and glasses haha
#Doodles#Hehe - Fallen (asleep) Angel#Finally got the design! Nice!#Needed some feathers and to drop some of the fabric haha#I thought the double straps were a bit busy but! There can still be two - just laid over each other at the elbow#So they can still be separated out and have two over the shoulders and two at the mid-arm - but they mostly lie at the latter!#The feathers were fun too haha#I'm still deciding a colour palette but I'm thinking a gold and brown with the pop of red and pink :) I don't have a brown-palette sona yet!#Gold-white feathers off the arms would look nice I think haha#The little flap-flaps hehe ♪ Fantasy stim#Reminds me of a recent Would You Rather I played with the Reds - would you rather have a tail or wings? I chose wings!#Not to fly just to flap about haha#Honestly if anything it's a surprise it took me this long to make a cherub/angelsona! I've always loved angels#I guess designing something that's a proper extension of Me while still being recognizably Other can be difficult haha#Thus the Fallen aspect >:3c Those can be a bit of anything hehe#Anyhow :) I think I'm pleased with them for now! Good to have in the back pocket
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Pubby Friday
#also getting rips hips and elbows done that day so 👀#fingers crossed rips passes both with flying colors and then she will need an optimal selection to check her EAOD status#and if she isn't a carrier I have a stud picked out for some kick ass spicy red puppies#but if she is a carrier I *may* pay the stud owner to test to make sure he isn't (only thing he isn't tested for is EAOD)
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every time i get sick i start bargaining with the universe: if i get better, i swear i'll treat my body like a temple, i won't smoke another single cigarette for the rest of my life, i'll start running 10 miles a week, i'll figure out how to include more greens in my diet, i'll moisturize? i'll stretch every day, i'll even try meditation, just please, please. make this gross feeling in my chest go away.
#me whispering into my elbow between coughs: i coulda been a contender#i coulda climbed mountains you never know and now i never will#maybe i was gonna learn how to scuba dive and fly a plane but NOW...
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