#fluffy pickle

[pickles4nickles]

I have no idea what kind of palace would thematically have "ray that assigns you your fursona" but here we are

[welcome-to-green-hills]

It kind of says if lot of on shadow since you didn’t put him on the two spot. I would have thought that you’d put him there.

ASDFGHJKL! He needs a towel first before I can properly place him😂

[utahsrainbowsprinkles]

PRUDENCE!! :D 💖🎀✨ She’s such an adorable princess dollface and definitely take Pickle to the pet park for pet play dates with Cooper and Cookie :3 🌸

Also Prudence x Cooper (Coopdence? Pruper??) rights! They are the pet lover couple ever and I shipped them since I was like 9 🥰

[twigg96]

C and S on the fluff alphabet for Pickles? :))

Hello anon!! I'm so sorry for the slight delay in posting this! I will happily do C & S for Pickles the Drummer :) If anyone else would like to choose another letter or character the Fluffy Alphabet is here!!

C - Cute (Cuddles, Handholding, Sweet Touches, Caresses, Sneaky Moves)

Pickles is a very tactile person. He is always looking for an excuse to hold his partner’s hand. Whether that is while the two of them are out walking around, sitting on the couch, at the table, or just standing around. He will hook his pinkie finger around his partner's own any time any place just for the hell of it. When cuddles aren't always as accessible for him Pickles withers and dies in the relationship. Not physically, but he whines a lot when he goes untouched for too long. He will do his best to respect his partner's personal boundaries and if that includes a limit of PDA he will respect that. HOWEVER. In the privacy of their own room he will become an animal that is unleashed. Latching onto this partner he will refuse to let go until they must face the day again.

If his partner is ok with it his arm is firmly planted around his partner's shoulder's, and waist whenever he physically can reach them. He holds them close to his body, circling the skin under their shirt with his thumb.

When emotions run high and he and his partner fight, he is always the first to brush away his partner's tears with the back of his hand. No matter how angry or upset the pair becomes. No matter what words are said he always is the first to apologize.

Pickles is not the man of subtly at all. If he wants some sex he lets his partner know. LOL. His hand that once rested so daintily on their back will move to their ass and give it a not so dignified squeeze. If his arm rests on their shoulders his hand may just slide down the front of their shirt to toy with a nipple or chest while he sucks black and blue hickies into their neck. S- Smooches (Who gave the first kiss? When do they kiss their partner? How often do they kiss their partner?)

Pickles was absolutely the first to kiss his partner. He didn't even drink all that much before hand. Was it a spur of the moment thing? Absolutely. Boy definitely kissed his partner after an amazing concert that they went to see together. Pickles gets real riled up over music. So when he heard the most bad ass rifts along with the sexiest drum solo in a love song he just couldn't help himself from pressing his lips to his partner's. Staring at his partner with wide eyes he waited for a reaction. When they pressed their lips against his again he knew it was meant to be. After that first night Pickles tried to find any reason to kiss his partner. At first it was difficult. A kiss hello. A kiss goodbye. Maybe if he was lucky his partner would peck him on the lips or cheek. But then he found out that if his partner pursed their lips when they thought he wanted to kiss them. So he did... that turned into biting their bottom lip every time they stuck it out at him which would inevitably turn into a heavy and heated make out session.

When they first got together and they got over their initial shyness. Their lips would be cracked and bleeding from the amount of time they spent making out. It actually bothered Skwisgaar how often they went at it on the couch... which said a lot tbh. But over the years they learned to tone it down not only for their own health and comfort but others as well.

[microknifeyuri]

PICKLE!!!!!

[intertexts]

check out this fucking dude my neighbor just got

[blackbackedjackal]

I got a coyote in a couple months ago and it was shipped kinda poorly so I had to get it in the pickle asap. I didn't mess with it until recently and saw it has a liver colored nose :0

[themapleleafdiaries]

just a sleepy guy

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Angelica, lightly nudging Fluffy with her foot: Fluffy, move out of the way so I can get through. Fluffy: *internally* You KICK Fluffy? You kick her body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Mother! Jail for Mother for one thousand years!

[hitchell-mope]

I like it when she gets in trouble.

[jimingyue]

Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

🕊️ birdwatching Follow

what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

[whelpimnauthuman]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers!

Uuhhhhh-

Warm things (blankets, socks, etc)

The neighbors sheep (he's a little lamb named Pickles and I love him FJSBSB)

I'm gonna cheat and say animals in general- XD

Uhhh I collect dragon figures and some miscellaneous cute things when possible, so those are nice!

Also, pins and stickers! Magnets too! (They're all in the same category in my head)

Bonus to make up for the cheat: pet sims

[uwooyoungs]

day was made today when me and my coworkers left our little office space and were immediately greeted by two very floofy affectionate pomeranians

[twigg96]

Sooo I’ve been seeing the Fluffy HCs Alphabet going around and I thought I’d give them a shot. If you want me to do any character in particular please just shoot me an ask with their name. If this does well I'll do a Smexy Version :)

Fluffy Alphabet

A - Attractive (what about their partner do they like most?)

B - Banter (How do they tease each other? Is it always friendly/flirtatious or does it turn nasty?)

C - Cute (Cuddles, Handholding, Sweet Touches, Caresses, Sneaky Moves)

D - Dates (What kind of dates do they like to take their partners on? Are they creative with their date ideas?)

E - Eat (Do they have similar tastes in food or do they share food at the dinner table? I. E. Swapping the tomatoes on the burger for the pickles on their partner’s chicken sandwich)

F - Fire (What drives them the most in the relationship?)

G - Generosity (How do they show their partner they care?)

H - Hot Head (Are they quick to anger? Are they spiteful in a fight? Will they say things they don’t mean just to piss their partner off? Or are they easy going?)

I - Interest (What are some of the interests they may share?)

J- Jealousy (Are they the Jealous type? How would they act if they were?)

K- Kids (Do they want kids?)

L - Likes (Favorite things about relationship and partner)

M- Marriage (Are they interested in getting married at all?)

N- No (Pet Peeves in a relationship)

O - Orange (What color reminds them of their partner?)

P - Proposal (How would they or how did they propose?)

Q - Queen (King) (What traits makes them a KING or a QUEEN?)

R - Rain (What was the most romantic gesture they have ever done for their partner?)

S- Smooches (Who gave the first kiss? When do they kiss their partner? How often do they kiss their partner?)

T - Travel (Do they like to travel with their partner? Where do they dream of traveling to?)

U- Universal (How Public are they with their affection? Are they very open with PDA? Do they brag about their partner?)

V- Valentines (First holiday together. How did they prepare? How did they celebrate?)

W- Wicked (What do they do that purposely pushes their partner's buttons?)

X- Xylophone (What song fits the relationship?)

Y- Yearning (When do they miss their partner the most? What do they do to placate themselves in the mean time

Z- Zipper (Do they let their partner pick their outfits?)

[flippedorbit]

yeah :’] not sad about the breakup anymore, i’m glad i had the experience but i’m also glad it’s over in a bittersweet way (apologies for rambling about this now 😭)

yeah :]]]]] i’m sure love will find you in the end. it always will, it always does. love perseveres! rooting for love to find you when you need it most 🫶🫶

(responding to tags: how would you prefer me contacting you if i come off anon??? what’s your preference with that??? <- i know people probably feel differently about it so…

yeah! it has been a nice chat, this feels cozy and warm to me :3 and yeahhhh it’s so much more chill to be an anon! i feel a lot more myself to do this in the beginning 👍 god the anxieties of sending asks when i know people wouldn’t be mean to me because i’m just A Guy and not anything malicious LOL)

-gregarious anon

you’re all good don’t worry, in this house we ramble unapologetically (no matter how off topic things may get)

i mean you could like/reblog this or dm me or whatever you want, i’m not very picky

[kashverse]

it is a rite of passage for every child to have a pet, and when it is finally babykuna’s turn, sukuna—being the extra man that he is—does not just take her to a normal pet shop. no, no, no. he takes her to an exotic pet shop. because why settle for a goldfish when she could have a tarantula named missy? or maybe a snake called george? wouldn’t a scorpion be so much cooler? apparently not. because out of all the fascinating, unique, and terrifying creatures in the shop, babykuna walks past them all—ignores the lizards, dismisses the sugar gliders, doesn’t even look at the parrot that screeches a greeting at her—

and stops dead in front of a massive maine coon that is currently squished into a cage far too small for its body. the cat—fluffy, fat, and looking seconds away from sighing like a disappointed victorian orphan—locks eyes with babykuna. babykuna gasps, pressing her tiny hands against the cage. "mama! papa! it’s him!"

sukuna furrows his brows. "what?"

"him! my pet! my baby! my everything!"

you squint at the cat. it looks back at you like it’s seen some shit. "baby, are you sure?" you ask gently, glancing at the other animals. "there are so many cool options, what about—"

"NO!"

babykuna throws herself onto the ground, wailing like she’s in a period drama. sukuna jumps in alarm. "oi, oi, what the fuck, don’t start—"

before he can finish, the cat in the cage suddenly lets out a long, tragic, soul-crushing howl—as if mourning a life it never got to live.

the entire store falls silent.

"…what the fuck was that," sukuna hisses, visibly unsettled. babykuna gasps again, sitting up. "mr pickles! papa said a bad word!"

"mr…pickles?" sukuna repeats, looking at the cat like it personally offended him. "why is its name mr pickles?"

"because he is my son," babykuna says matter-of-factly, wiping away her fake tears. “and my heart knows his true name.” you press your lips together to keep from laughing. "mr pickles is a cute name, love."

"no, it’s not," sukuna grumbles, rubbing his temples. "baby, listen, papa will get you anything else, okay? you want a wolfdog? a komodo dragon? a fucking capybara?"

babykuna sobs.

"I WANT MR PICKLESSSSSSSSSS—!"

mr pickles, from inside his cage, lets out a sorrowful “AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOHHH—”

and that is how the fourth member of the family—a fat, depressed maine coon named mr pickles—came to be. turns out, despite his tragic victorian orphan appearance, mr pickles is actually a sweetheart. not only does he fulfill his feline duties—lounging around, occasionally chasing invisible ghosts, and knocking over things just for fun—he also doubles as babykuna’s personal weighted blanket. and let’s be honest, nothing has ever knocked babykuna out quite like mr pickles’ fluffy, oversized body. 

she sleeps like a brick, snoring so loudly that you once thought a grown man had somehow broken into the house and passed out in her room. but there she was—wrapped around mr pickles like a koala, drool dripping onto his fur, dead to the world. and mr pickles? he doesn’t complain even once. in fact, he doesn’t even move. just lies there, accepting his fate, staring blankly into the void while babykuna uses him as her personal mattress. what a versatile king. in fact, mr pickles has so many roles in this household.

a cat? yes.

a weighted blanket? absolutely.

a luxury aesthetic background for your new nail set photos? oh, you better believe it.

you take a picture of your freshly done nails—perfectly manicured, sitting against the soft, plush fur of mr pickles, the perfect neutral background. you send it to sukuna. he normally loves seeing your nails, but this time—his eyebrow twitches as he recognizes the background.

sukuna: are you using that fucking cat as a backdrop again you: mr pickles is an aesthetic marvel. sukuna: i will throw that thing in the washing machine

you report him to babykuna, who screeches in betrayal and slaps his arm like she’s defending her child from a monster. but let’s be real—the best thing about mr pickles? his impeccable manners.

the moment he finishes eating from his bowl, he delicately pushes it towards the sink—like some kind of distinguished gentleman disposing of his fine china. it is so polite that you almost want to give him a little bowtie. sukuna watches this with a blank face. “i feel like i should be impressed, but i also feel like i’m being manipulated.” and maybe, just maybe, he would grow to respect this cat.

except.

mr pickles is a hater. specifically, a sukuna hater. because whenever it comes to sukuna’s belongings? suddenly, mr pickles is the menace of the household.

one night, sukuna walks into the laundry room to grab his freshly washed, neatly pressed shirts, only to find mr pickles sprawled on top of them, looking at him with such deep, sorrowful eyes that sukuna physically cannot yell at him. he stares. mr pickles blinks slowly.

"…get the fuck off."

mr pickles closes his eyes and pretends to sleep.

"GET OFF."

the very next day, sukuna screams when he finds all of his socks shredded into oblivion—like someone went berserk with a pair of scissors. babykuna gasps, pointing at mr pickles. “papa! it was mr pickles!”

sukuna whirls to glare at the culprit. "you little shit—!"

mr pickles blinks at him, looking once again like a victorian boy with consumption.

sukuna’s rage stutters.

"…you think you’re funny, huh?"

mr pickles does not reply.

(but he does later eat an entire stack of sukuna’s important business papers™ and then vomits them out on the living room carpet.)