Actual quotes from '90s Nicktoons. This was going to be a Rocko blog until I wanted to include more shows. Submissions are welcome.
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Every forest ranger will tell you the same thing. Most bear attacks do NOT happen because of hunger. They happen because some bear got his feelings hurt.
Barry
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Angelica: ... Chuckie: What? Angelica: THAT'S your scary costume? Chuckie: Bunnies scare me.
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*SpongeBob's arm appears briefly in the Krusty Krab commercial* SpongeBob: *shocked* I can't believe it... SpongeBob: ...I was on TV!
#spongebob squarepants#incorrect spongebob squarepants#spongebob squarepants (character)#source: monsters inc.
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Mr. Krabs: And if you have any suggestions on how I run this restaurant, feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Squidward: That's just a trash can. Mr. Krabs: It sure is.
#spongebob squarepants#incorrect spongebob squarepants#squidward tentacles#eugene krabs#source: gravity falls
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You鈥檝e made me realize that being a minor character isn鈥檛 always a bad thing. Sometimes those are the most cherished characters of all, like Boba Fett from Star Wars.
Stacey
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I am not really a hater so much as a disliker. Occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly I just encounter things and go, "Hm, no sir, I don't like that."
Mr. Horse
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Crossing my arms and going "hmph" about some things currently.
Angelica
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Oblina: Do you realize what you鈥檙e doing? Ickis: Making a series of bad decisions? Yes, I鈥檓 aware.
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Phil, singing to the tune of "Airplanes": 馃幍 Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like pooping farts 馃幍
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Tommy: *feeding a Fruit Roll-Up into the ticket machine at the arcade* Tommy: Don鈥檛 worry lil buddy, We won鈥檛 let you starve.
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Debbie: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced* Debbie: Leaving the womb was a mistake.
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Every season is spooky season when you're just kind of a nervous baby.
Chuckie
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Stacey: You look tired. Larry: *who has been like this since Loopy was born* I don't sleep well anymore.
#kablam!#life with loopy#incorrect kablam#incorrect life with loopy#larry cooper#stacey#source: star wars
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The secret to life is to be friends with rich popular people.
Beebe
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Norbert: Aren鈥檛 you a little too old to carry around a little teddy bear? Daggett: Really? You think I'm emotionally secure enough to move to Raggedy Ann?
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Chuckie, lining things up in a row: Yeah this is how you have fun.
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Patti: So...how are you? Doug: I'm good. Patti: Good. Doug: How are you? Patti: I'm good. Doug: Good...that's....good. Patti: Good.
#best thing about these two is that patti is perfect at so many things but just as awkward as doug when it comes to stuff like flirting#doug#incorrect doug#doug funnie#patti mayonnaise#source: tumblr
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