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At Christmastime, I avoid movies with unhappy endings. Like when the Grinch gives all that stuff back.

Ren

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Angelica: I think Dean likes me. He drew me a dinosaur. Lil: That could mean anything. Angelica: The dinosaur had a hat. Chuckie: Whoa!

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Mr. Horse: You're weird! Ren: Says you! And several psychiatric professionals, but that's beside the point.

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Angelica: Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs. Drew: The princess should consider perhaps a vegetable. Angelica: Dungeon.

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I have two emotions: emotionless and blind-with-rage.

Squidward

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If you get killed out there I'm going to fire you

Mr. Krabs

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Didi: Angelica! Don't poke the baby! Angelica: *to Tommy* I'll get you next time. Didi: Don't threaten the baby either!

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I would actually pass away from embarrassment if you all knew what kind of shit I say when I’m in love. So detrimental to the brand.

Helga

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Twister: I hate when I ask someone what time it is and they say something like, "it's a quarter till nine!" Reggie: Oh! I hate that too, it's- Twister: Just say it's 8:75!

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Mr. Krabs: Are you two friends? SpongeBob: Yes. Squidward, simultaneously: No.

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Some workdays I just call in "sick of you people".

Squidward

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The next time I see one of those smarmy Kodak commercials, I'm going to put an axe through the TV.

Ren

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Every forest ranger will tell you the same thing. Most bear attacks do NOT happen because of hunger. They happen because some bear got his feelings hurt.

Barry

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Angelica: ... Chuckie: What? Angelica: THAT'S your scary costume? Chuckie: Bunnies scare me.

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*SpongeBob's arm appears briefly in the Krusty Krab commercial* SpongeBob: *shocked* I can't believe it... SpongeBob: ...I was on TV!

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Mr. Krabs: And if you have any suggestions on how I run this restaurant, feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Squidward: That's just a trash can. Mr. Krabs: It sure is.

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You’ve made me realize that being a minor character isn’t always a bad thing. Sometimes those are the most cherished characters of all, like Boba Fett from Star Wars.

Stacey