#flu is horrible

[samipekoe]

grandmas hanging out

[hertwood]

mark your territory (10k, Alex/Franco, AU, Explicit)

Alex's new roommate does OnlyFans. This would be a totally manageable arrangement if he stopped wearing the shortest shorts around the house.

@argentinagp very kindly translated some dialogue to spanish for this fic, thank you and I appreciate you so so much 💖💖💖

[tqtc-art]

Get a ROOM!!!!!

[ochibrochi]

if anyone is on sydney-side this weekend, i will be at my first interstate convention ever at SMASH!!! (potentially my only time too, i was really lucky to get in...)

[wilcze-kudly]

So fun fact when I was a kid and I vaguely knew the premise of Avatar (the way I learnt about avatar was actually that one flash game where Aang, Toph and Katara are trapped on Zuko's ship and you have to escape before the time limit runs out. Does anyone else remember that game it was sick) but I wasn't a fan, but I knew the names of the characters. So in Polish, the word "sok" means "juice", so for a huge part of my childhood I would call Sokka "juice boy" in my head. Eventually I got into Avatar and Sokka became more then juice boy to me.

And then book 2 came around and lo and behold

Juice Boy

[nobodybetterlookatme]

At work rn and I'm full of disgust bc my partner is very clearly sick as hell and I have to be literally right next to him all day 😭😭 wtf I hate it here, he sounds so fucking bad, like why the hell is he here 😭😭

[clementimetodie]

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[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Ariiii I have the flu and a fever I feel so tired so I read your dilfguru fic and it made me feel better, and now all I can think of is dilfguru taking care of me and making food and cuddling me and giving me medicine and ahh I want him soo bad 😣

anon!!!!! i’m sorry that you’re sick, i feel you so hard :’) i’m so happy dilfguru could give you some comfort….

honestly i think he’s one of, if not the most suited sugu to tending to you when you’re sick :(( he’s just. perfect. makes you stay over at his house even if you sleepily murmur that you don’t wanna bother him, makes you herbal remedies and lots of tea (ofc also gives you painkillers), cooks you theee tastiest soup ever…. he’s the most caretaker bf you will ever have. sits by your bedside even when you’re sleeping and just watches over you, pets your hair and croons when you make a pained little noise…….

he loves you. dilfguru is so chill that you could honestly sneeze and snot all over him and he would simply not bat an eye…. you’re so precious in his eyes. his sick little baby. he’s gonna pamper you so hard until you get better, you just need to stay in bed and call for him whenever you want anything <33

[dunmeshiminimumwage]

[silawastaken]

GOOD NEWS: I believe I have contracted the flu, and therefore I can and will be writing for a majority of all the time I am off school because my brain is too melted to do anything else.

BAD NEWS: My throat really hurts :(

[no0dlru]

I've had a flu for a week, and today I'm missing THE Christmas party all my friends have been excited about for weeks 😣

Really sucks that there's absolutely nothing that can be done about viruses other than waiting for them to pass.

[10-dutchies-12-bicycles]

slept from 6-10 pm and for the first time in DAYS i finally feel rested. so now its time for some lunch! :3

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Orion moved like a shadow among the skyline known to so many. They perched upon a rooftop, the crown of their head grazing the stars and their boots dangling dizzily toward the Earth.

For a brief and conceited moment, Elton considered approaching from behind and attempting the coward's way out. A moment too soon he realised that was not the road to release, however, but rather to heartbreak and inexpressible grief.

He placed a gentle hand on their shoulder.

"They'll be starting in-" He glanced at the watch-face strapped to his wrist, "-Four minutes."

"Three." Orion corrected, "Your watch is fast, babe."

Elton stilled, crouched at the building's edge. It would be so easy, he knew, to afford them a clean death. Not dignified or without fear, but clean and final. Maybe even peaceful, if you consider the other alternatives.

He swallowed, "'Keep meanin' to fix that."

They turned to him, smirking, "It's why you're always late." Orion threw their dark-lensed glasses aside, grinning with that same canine-glint, "Here, gimme the watch... I'll fix it."

"What, in the next three- er, two minutes?"

"Oh, I love you and all but I would not miss the fireworks for you." Teasing, they grasped Elton's wrist and began removing the watch themselves.

Elton hesitated, his pulse fluttering under their fingertips.

"Love you too, Ri."

Masterlist

[3416]

i do feel like the frequency the leafs are getting sick this year is kind of ridiculous? like i know their job involves a lot of travel and exposing themselves to that kind of thing, but i also haven't heard THIS much about other teams being this sick for this long... like i do realistically wonder what's going on and what's to blame for all of this.

[trafficpan-ic]

Well body was fighting, body officially lost

[lilacxquartz]

i don’t often write satosugu but an idea unironically kept me up last night and so i have to bring it into existence