#flowerweeds

[rhinoyo]

yess pia the world :) <33 (@flowerweeds)

[starycloudz]

Can you do headcannons for Bayonetta and famous streamer S/o

They could be streaming one day, and bayo walks in wearing nothing, but one of their shirts and chat goes WILD

Chat: WHO'S THAT?!/MOMMY SORRY MOMMY!/ S/O HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!

OMG! my first ask!! Also, I love this idea! ヽ(´ω｀)ﾉ

Bayonetta x Famous! Streamer! Reader!

Warnings: kinda suggestive?? A little bite of a crack fic!

S/n : streamer name

F/g : favorite game

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Headcanons:

. You knew Bayonetta knew that your were a streamer... not just any streamer a famous one at that.

. And you knew she likes to wear just your t-shirts, so you told her to knock on the door in your office before coming in, just to ya' know... not to flash everybody!

. But.. on one fatful day, She overhears you reading a chat out loud, someone asks you to marry them! She can't let this happen!

. So, while you were live, Bayo, decides to strut in, with a lot of sass, in just your t-shirt that barely fit her ready to give that person peace of her mind!..(also, if your tall, your definitely not taller then Bayonetta!!)

. Let's just say, you AND your chat want crazy.

. You quickly covered up your camera, and told your chat that the "eye candy" was for you and you alone!!

. You lightly scolded Bayo for pretty much flashing everyone, and the possibly that you might get banned.

. after that day, you started to put a sign out side your door when you start streaming.

. The sign says "no Bayos wearing tight t-shirts aloud!!! >:("

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"Hey guys, welcome back to the stream!"

You started your daily stream, planing on having a nice relaxing stream today, you were even going to play f/g! But.. fait and Bayonetta had other plans.

As you were reading the flood of chats, starting up f/g, one stood out to you.

Daddyshomegojo: Love you s/n, marry me!!

"Sorry, I can't marry you, Daddyshomegojo..."

As Bayonetta was walking past your door, she heard you say that you were denying a marriage preposal, she just had to know that this was about! Forgetting she was only in your t-shirt that was a little to small for her, she struts in, will all her might.

You herd the door opening, thinking Bayonetta was wearing something that was family friendly, you just continued to play f/g, until you read the chats.

Uhhhilikegirls: wow.

Coolguy890: UMMM MOMMY.??

Daddyshomegojo: HEY WHOS THE FINE BABE??

Fluffyshark: S/N GETS GAME??

GamezareNOTfun: IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND???

Freddyman: ermmm... why is her kitty out??😭

Buffcat1990: ... ok WOW😊😊

It was when you read the chat, and saw Bayonetta looming over you, you then realized She. was . just. in. your. t-shirt. you started to freak out, thinking that you would get banned.

Bayonetta looked over at the chat that was going crazy over her, then she looked back at you. She whispered in your ear. "What's wrong [Name]?" you slowly looked over at her, quite flustered and embarrassed.

"..You just flashed my entire stream." you managed to mumble out. "What's wrong with a little show?" Bayonetta wiggled her hips a little in a teasing manner. "Honey, sweety, the love of my life, I think i might get banned for this.." you mentally facepalmed.

"Oh.. oops, sorry love. I just had to see what was going on" She gave you a little kiss on the check, leaving behind her iconic red lipstink behind. After she did that she started to read the chat agian.

Daddyshomegoji: WHO IS THIS HOMEWRECKER AND WHY IS SHE KISSING MY POOKIE???!!😠😤

sonicxmarioreal: S/n has a gf???

Bayonetta chuckled at your chat, deciding to answer your chat. "well, if you must know.. Daddyshomegojo.. I'm her lovey girlfriend." she gave the chat a smug look.

Daddyshomegojo: NOOOOOO SHE STOLE MY POOKIE😭

Flowerweeds: haha Daddyshomegoji's babe got stolen

As you looked over and read the chat, you decided to end it here for today, felling to embarrassed for Bayonetta's little antics. "u-um, hey guys I think I'm going to end the stream here for today. Thank you all for joining me today, see you guys tomorrow.. if I'm not banned by then.." you mumbled the last part under you breath, as you gave the chat a shy wave.

When you ended the chat, you looked over to Bayonetta, who was giving you a sly grin. "oh, Bayo.. what am i going to do with you?" Bayonetta laughed at this, bringing you into her embrace. You looked up at her and she looked down at you.

"I think I have to put up a sign for you next time.." she gave you a light chuckle, and kissed you again.

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sorry this took long, school work got in the way.. 〒▽〒

[toyherb]

beastlyscourge >> flowerweeds

[tech---poet]

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Spring 2078 BK  春 (The season of ripe)  ( - Random japanese translation: "Blowing face is not cold, willow wind", yes, touching you like a mother's hand." 

What's your favourite 'ਬਣ.banarispat' - plant/flower/tree? Watermelon, obviously.

(Banarispat means thing made by nature or something along the lines of thing made and put and thriving connoting natural things like flowers and trees)

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[aaronjorosz-blog]

@ironwindowproductions what a nice day #fall #summervibes #flowerweed #green #hotdays☀️ (at Salt Lake City, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CErq6zYBD6-/?igshid=19vlxb7s60r1r

[samaraiah]

When your daughter picks you a flower on the way home from school.... you play with it. #flowerinthesky #purple #purpleflower #pickaflower #weed #flowerweeds #mydaughterpickedmeaflower #flowers

[ieatmybroccoli]

My son picked these for me while on our walk last night ❤️ He's a pretty great kid ☺️#lifeinkansas #smalltownkansas #clover #flowerweeds #walkingtreasures #growingup #eleven

[fer-pilleri-blog]

@flowerweed... @happinessweed

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[toyherb]

aka flowerweeds

Malina | 25 | she/her | cis | bisexual | wasian american 🤠

My twitter is @_toyherb. I like farming games like Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons, but also soulsborne and Elden Ring. I like things that are gothic or horror genre but I like cute stuff too. I am a fan of various other things, especially anime and video games (usually action rpgs).

[toyherb]

TOYHERB AGAIN

flowerweeds -> toyherb