#cocunut

[drsafiya]

फिटकरी और नारियल तेल लगाने से क्या होता है?

[njmauthor]

Coconut Macaroons

When I have a mad craving for homemade cookies but have no desire to spend a lot of time baking, I turn to Coconut Macaroons. These are by far these easiest cookies you’ll ever make. You can go from assembling the ingredients to sitting down and enjoying the Coconut Macaroons in less than a half hour. Preheat the oven to 350°. If you decide that you want both almond and chocolate flavored Coconut…

[keralanaturals]

LOOKING FOR A REMEDY FOR STRETCH MARKS; TRY OUT KERALA NATURALS COCONUT OIL AND ALOE VERA GEL

A stretch mark is a type of scar that develops when our skin stretches or shrinks quickly. The abrupt change causes the collagen and elastin, which support our skin, to rupture.

Coconut Oil:

Coconut oil has been renowned for its potential effectiveness in minimizing the appearance of stretch marks. Its natural properties make it a popular choice for those seeking a non-invasive remedy. The rich emollient nature of coconut oil moisturizes and nourishes the skin, aiding in maintaining its elasticity and suppleness.

Coconut oil is a medium chain fatty acid comprised of free fatty acids, including lauric acid and capric acid. It has antimicrobial, antifungal, and antiviral properties. Coconut oil absorbs easily into skin, where it may prevent free radical damage. It may also improve the quality and overall appearance of dry, damaged skin.

When massaged onto the skin regularly, coconut oil’s inherent components promote improved circulation and collagen production. These factors contribute to the skin’s ability to heal and regenerate, which can gradually lead to the fading of stretch marks over time.

It’s important to note that consistency is key when using coconut oil for stretch marks. Incorporating it into your skincare routine and gently massaging it onto the affected areas can lead to more noticeable results. Over time, the skin may appear smoother and more even-toned, and the texture of the stretch marks might become less pronounced.

Coconut oil has anti-inflammatory properties and may help reduce healing time for existing stretch marks. Its ability to hydrate skin deeply may also help reduce the itching associated with stretch marks.

 Moisturizes Skin: Coconut oil actively moisturizes and hydrates the skin, making it an excellent choice for dry and flaky skin.

Natural Emollient: It is a natural emollient, actively softening the skin and leaving it feeling smooth and supple.

Promotes Healing: Coconut oil actively promotes the healing of minor cuts, bruises, and skin irritations, thanks to its antibacterial and antifungal properties.

Hair Care: It is actively used in hair care as a conditioner, providing shine, and reducing frizz.

Supports Skin Health: The active antioxidants in coconut oil can help protect the skin from damage caused by free radicals.

Sunscreen: Coconut oil has a low SPF and can actively provide some protection against the harmful effects of the sun.

Cooking: It is actively used in cooking for its high smoke point and unique flavor, making it a versatile culinary ingredient.

Weight Management: Some believe that consuming coconut oil actively aids in weight management due to its unique fatty acid composition.

Oral Health: Oil pulling with coconut oil is a practice actively believed to improve oral hygiene by reducing harmful bacteria in the mouth.

Antifungal and Antimicrobial: Coconut oil’s active compounds can combat fungal infections and harmful microorganisms when applied topically.

Stretch Marks: It actively helps in minimizing the appearance of stretch marks by moisturizing and promoting skin elasticity.

Anti-Inflammatory: The active components in coconut oil can reduce inflammation when applied to the skin.

Non-Invasive: It is a non-invasive, natural remedy suitable for various skincare and health applications.

Aloe Vera:

Aloe vera, renowned for its skin-nourishing properties, actively aids in the reduction of stretch marks. This natural wonder actively hydrates and revitalizes the skin. Its gel consistency actively penetrates deep into the skin, replenishing moisture, and actively promoting skin health. Additionally, aloe vera actively stimulates collagen production, crucial for maintaining skin elasticity, actively working to reduce the prominence of stretch marks over time. Its anti-inflammatory properties actively calm irritated skin, actively decreasing the redness and visibility of stretch marks.

Moreover, aloe vera actively expedites the skin’s natural healing process, actively fading stretch marks and promoting the active growth of new, healthy skin cells. Its natural enzymes actively exfoliate the skin, actively removing dead cells and promoting the active turnover of new skin cells, gradually reducing the appearance of stretch marks. Furthermore, aloe vera’s soothing and cooling effect actively provides relief from any discomfort linked to stretch marks, such as itching or burning. As an active, non-invasive option suitable for most skin types, incorporating aloe vera into your skincare routine can actively contribute to the active reduction of stretch marks, with consistent application and patience being key to achieving optimal results.

Hydrates and Nourishes: Aloe vera actively hydrates the skin and provides essential nutrients. Its gel-like consistency penetrates the skin deeply, replenishing moisture and supporting overall skin health.

Collagen Production: Aloe vera actively stimulates collagen production in the skin. Collagen is crucial for maintaining skin elasticity, which can help reduce the prominence of stretch marks over time.

Anti-Inflammatory: The active compounds in aloe vera possess anti-inflammatory properties that can help calm irritated skin. Reducing inflammation can make stretch marks appear less red and noticeable.

Healing and Regeneration: Aloe vera actively accelerates the skin’s natural healing process. This can aid in fading stretch marks and promoting the growth of new, healthy skin cells.

Natural Exfoliation: Aloe vera contains natural enzymes that actively exfoliate the skin, removing dead cells and promoting the turnover of new skin cells. This can gradually reduce the visibility of stretch marks.

Soothing and Cooling: Aloe vera actively soothes and cools the skin, providing relief from any discomfort associated with stretch marks, such as itching or burning.

Safe and Non-Invasive: Using aloe vera for stretch marks is a safe and non-invasive option, making it suitable for most skin types

[jdragsky]

hey bad news about your boyfriend. yeah unfortunately he fell out of a cocunut tree. sadly he is no longer the product of all which came before him :/

[whomstress]

Heme no jax (A song for Jax)

First Crush Human au BunnyDoll Fic I promised with the poll on Tumblr!I've been practicing Hula dancing and learning more about Pacific Islander culture and LOVE this video and how the professional hula dancer in this moves. It's just so graceful and beautiful. And the tradition and heart that goes into it really inspired me.

SO I based my obsession of this amazing dance on my current hyperfixation lol. It's short so you can watch it or not but just know that Ragatha is pretty much dancing the same as the woman in the video and she is singing the song in it.

This very much a passion project fic so I hope you guys like it.

It was a beach day again. Caine tried not to do the same thing every day, but of all the time he’s been here, there have been a handful of days by the water. Usually by the lake, but on a rare occasion he’d heard from Ragatha, he’d take them to a room he made. A beach that only reached about a mile around in a circle. Sand, cocunut trees, and the ocean included.

Rolling his eyes, he lazily lays in a hammock under the sun with his hands behind his head and watches the others from behind. It’s been a while since he got some serious sun, and his skin was starting to look more purple than brown, which always rubbed him wrong way. They were all granted bathing suits, and they got to choose, for the most part. He chose to avoid it all together, changing into a purple hoodie and yellow swim shorts. He may be the most attractive one here, but he also had to be humble that way. He couldn’t help but chuckle at his own sarcastic thought.

He looked around at the others, as most of them played in the water. Kinger was building himself an actual sand castle to hide in, while Gangle helped him with her comedy mask intact for once. As much as he hated it, the old man actually had a good body. How did the guy always bend over, like a question mark, and have abs? Gangle, of course, was boring as hell and also sporting a jacket, but it had little cat ears and cat paws to cover her hands. She was hanging out with Ragatha as she went over her encyclopedia of ocean knowledge. As someone actually forced to have stupid animal ears come out of his head. The cutsie jacker made his eyes roll so back in his head that he actually saw black for a moment.

Ragtha, of course, had to be wearing some kind of traditional hula outfit. Cheater. That wasn't in his options. It was a long red dress with many folds that looked fluffy but sturdy at the same time and swayed with every move she made and, whatever that leafy hula hat thing was called on her head. He made a joke about weren’t hula girls supposed to wear coconut bras and grass skirts with a wink, but instead of getting flustered, she gave him a 5-point lecture that he once again only half listened to.

Ever since Caine let them know they were going to the beach Ragatha had practically been vibrating in place from excitement. He never quite paid attention to what she was saying when she’d gush about going to the beach, but since she told everyone and their mother too, he happened to pick up that one of the few things she remembered all this time was her being Hawaiian and having a deep appreciation and “heart” with the ocean. Whatever the hell that meant.

Jax understood her, kind of. One of the few things he also remembered, though he rarely spoke it out loud, was thinking in Spanish as much as English and the food he grew up with. He didn’t like speaking about, and he liked to be left alone about his past.

Not that he’d ever admit they had something in common. Her chipper attitude did get on his nerves at times, but over the years, he’d been there with the variety of characters he’d cycled through. He’d rather have her stick with him this long than anyone else. Kinger was fun to mess with, but he was also so out of it most of the time that his insults and jokes went straight over his head. When Gangle lasted longer than most, she became a new target as well.

There was always something different about Ragatha, though, that he couldn’t quite put his finger on. He didn’t like to dwell on it too much, but he did learn when her smiles were fake and rarely true. Though he stayed mostly to himself today, Jax caught himself staring at Ragatha more often than normal. Not that he usually stares, but it was just that her smile was brighter than the damn sun today.

It was… weird.

And it made him feel weird. She’d directed her smile straight to him at times and beckoned him to come over to them as if she genuinely wanted his company for once. He refused every time but something uncomfortable would stir in his chest, seeing her smile fade for a moment like she was upset, he wouldn’t spend time with her. He decided he wouldn’t even entertain a thought of what that could mean, and even with the blazing sun, he forced himself into a sleep. A habit he unfortunately had to learn to do.

He slept in what could only be described as a gentle nightmare. It was the first time he broke down when he got there. The memory of that awful day and all the feelings that came with the realization that he couldn’t leave. He'd tried so many things to get out. But on that horrible, horrible day, he had a nightmare about what happened after running out of options to escape. Everyone was a monster to him, believing they weren’t real. He even threatened Ragatha with a knife he found, but she showed him he couldn’t get a cut on her, and he broke.

This is usually where his nightmare ends, but today he remembered what happened next. As everyone else backed away from his downward spiral, whispering something about "abstraction,” she walked forward. He tried to threaten her again, but she just kept coming. She tried to touch him, but he wouldn’t let her, and when he thought he was at his bottom, he heard a beautiful voice. It was gentle and calm, and even with his hiccups and heavy breaths, he could hear her through it. He listens distantly and slowly focuses. He doesn’t know when he starts to calm, but he’s mesmerized by the voice. It’s in a language he doesn’t know, but it doesn’t matter because his breath begins to even out and his head finally starts to clear. He doesn’t know how many times she’s sang the whole song, but it’s enough times he starts to notice the sounds of the first lyrics when she starts over.

Jax doesn’t know her name, but part of him coming down from his terrible high is taking in every bit of her face. Her eyes were closed, but she looked like a doll. Her frizzy red curls looked like they were soft as yarn, and her skin looked plush. He focused on her mouth and her slightly pink lips as they formed beautifully around her song. Something like a chill comes over him when she slowly opens her red and blue eyes and gently smiles at him. “Are you okay?”

He doesn't answer, but says, “One more time.” He’d never ask again; this is the only time anyone here would see him like this, including her. He says it all in his eyes, and without a word, she nods, starting over.

Jax closes his eyes and waits for the soothing feeling to come over him one more time.

“O Kalākaua he inoa

'O Ka pua mae'ole i ka lā”

His eyes snap open, and he searches for the sound to make sure he hasn’t lost it. It’s sunset, and his vision takes a hit from accidentally looking directly into the sun. As his vision clears, he finds Ragatha dancing on the beach, singing the same song she sang to him years ago. And all of a sudden, he’s back. Back to that day, back to that moment, where he is mesmerized by every one of Ragatha’s gentle moves and sounds.

“Ka pua maila i ka mauna

I ke kuahiwi 'o Mauna Kea”

The way she moves her body almost completely matches the waves behind her, as if she and the sea are dancing together. The movements are so fluid and blend together so effortlessly that it makes it seem easy, but from spying on her trying to teach Gangle earlier, he knows it's anything but. Her dress flows when she spins like a halo around her body.

“Ke 'ā maila i Kīlauea

Mālamalama i Wahinekapu”

Dancing always seemed like a waste of time to him, but watching her movements as captivating as her song, he finally understood why it was a profession. How can someone invoke such beauty and emotion with such a simple melody and sway of the body?

“A ka luna o Uwēkahuna

I ka pali kapu o Ka'auea”

And her song. so kind to the ears. It wasn’t just him. Even Kinger was completely still for once, allowing everyone to lull into a comfort they no longer had the luxury of.

“Ea mai ke ali'i kia manu

Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo”

Anyone could fall asleep to Ragatha like this.

“Ka pua nani a'o Hawai'i

'O Kalākaua he inoa”

He wanted to fall asleep with Ragatha like this.

“He Inoa No Kalani Kalākaua Kulele”

Finally, she finishes with a strong movement, just slightly out of breath, and silence lets the moment of tranquility last a little longer before Cain sets off a confetti cannon, scaring everyone half to death and inviting them to a dinner. Coming back to earth Gangle and Kinger rush to her side, giving her compliments galore, and he watches her as she tries to stay as humble as possible while also showing appreciation for their compliments.

Ragatha is so distracted she doesn’t notice Jax had come closer when Kinger and Gangle started to move toward the feast. She saw him from the corner of her eye and turned to him with a teasing smile to ask, “So what did you..." She paused at the intensity of his eyes and asked, “think?”

Jax stays steps closer, her tan skin glowing with a golden light from the sunset, making her look like an angel in the light. She shuffles a little, uncomfortable under his powerful stare, her face starting to flush pink. She tries to joke, “Was it that bad?”

“What do I think?” He moves closer into her space, and she moves back just a mini step suddenly realizing how much taller he is than her. He looks at her face over like he's trying to memorize what she looked like before slowly moving to her eyes. “Do you really want to know?"

She pauses moment and then nods. Her mouth is slightly parted and he's watching her reaction when his hand moves closer. He brushes a loose curl behind her ear before dragging her fingertips softly across her cheek, making her shiver. One finger reaches her lips and he places the slightest pressure as if testing the feel agaist his skin, and she gasps. "I think," He pauses holding her in anticipation and moves in just an inch closer, but she feels like there’s no space left between them. He looks up back to her face a in a deep blush and hooded eyes and smirks just the slightest bit in pride, moving so he can whisper in her ear, “You're weird.”’

She blinks not registering anything but his hot breath against her ear when he snaps back with a with a wicked smirk and lazily walks away with his hands behind his head. “You coming, or what dollface? I’m starving!”

She’s left there light-headed and breath still caught in her chest, and it takes a moment to compose herself and her flustered nerves. What was he doing? He had never acted like this before, she questioned herself. But what she doesn’t know is that he was asking himself the same thing.

[echoing-melody]

" Azul Carrie White burns in hell.”

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Screen cap challenge from the Cocunut Cafe Server! This is my cafesina Azul (who I realize looks a lot like my regular personas)

[hom3land3r]

Thank you for that hair care routine. I didn't expect the coconut scent at first, but you do look like you'd smell like cocunut ngl if that makes sense. I want to mess up your hair on purpose though now

- 🫦

It’s changed over the years. Mint, vanilla, citrus…but I’m sticking with coconut. I like smelling like a summer breeze and reminding folk of expensive holidays they can’t afford.

As for messing with my hair, someone else beat you to it…

[thereal-moonknight]

Have you guys considered.... the cocunut?

like the plant? the flavour? what about it?

[fandom-imagination-ss]

In a middle of a heatwave, Upstairs at 4 pm. it's 35 degree's inside the house. the basement is a nice 20.

with every fan on, , Sheets over the windows / curtains to try to contian the sun.. it's So Damn hot inside the dishsoap is turninginto a soild, while our cocunut oil is liquid... Fuck who likes Summer?

[desifemininewoman]

Going back to our roots- the haircare edition

Part-1: Haircare- Love in Oiling

Haircare through oiling transcends generations, embodying a profound expression of love and connection in our culture. It's a shared journey of tenderness, a story every desi knows, of bonding with our mothers and grandmothers. I recall how my mother would lovingly oil my hair, a ritual that strengthened our connection. My hair suffered when I stopped allowing her to care for it, emphasizing that oiling hair is more than just a routine – it's an intimate experience. Beyond mere beauty, hair-oiling serves as a cherished heritage, a bond passed lovingly from one generation to the next.

THE THREE DOSHAS

Ayurveda posits the existence of three fundamental life energies, known as doshas, within every individual:

Vatta

Pitta

Kapha

An excess of any of these doshas can disrupt the body's equilibrium, and its impact is particularly noticeable in its effect on our hair.

In Ayurvedic philosophy, the scalp is perceived as having numerous energy-balancing centres known as "marmas." Hair oiling is considered a rejuvenating practice, as it assists in eliminating any surplus doshas that tend to accumulate in the head.

AYURVEDIC HAIR-TYPE

Healthy Vata-Type Hair is relatively thin, but often a bit coarse, may be straight, curly, or a combination of the two, grows quickly, and can be a bit unruly—potentially making it more challenging to style.

Healthy Pitta-Type Hair is straight, soft, predictable, and of moderate thickness, but very fine.

Healthy Kapha-Type Hair is typically wavy, lustrous, full, strong, coarse, and thick.

Common Imbalances

VATA- DOMINANT HAIR

Characteristics: The imbalance in vata dosha causes excessive dryness, flaky dandruff, frizzy and brittle hair.  It may also cause hair thinning and split ends.

Care: It is recommended that you oil your hair two-three times a week with almond oil, cocunut oil or sesame oil infused with hair strengthening herbs like bhringraj, liquorice, shatavari, ashwagandha. Avoid harsh chemicals and heat styling to protect fragile Vata hair. Natural hair masks with honey, yogurt, or henna can further strengthen and improve its texture and shine.

Dietary additions: Vata is a cold and dry dosha, therefore, warming, grounding, and nourishing foods like nuts and seeds, with moderately heavy texture, with healthy fats (like Omega 3 fatty acids) are advised. Choose salty, sour, and sweet tastes as well as soothing and satisfying foods.

PITA DOMINANT HAIR

Characteristics: The imbalance in pitta hair might lead to excess heat in the hair follicles, thinning or premature greying hair.

Care: Use coconut oil infused with cooling herbs like hibiscus, amla and kalonji seeds. Include weekly masking with ingredients that repair such as aloe vera and brahmi. Opt for natural, chemical-free hair care products.

Dietary additions: Those with predominant pitta should refrain from spicy and astringent foods, and look for foods that are alkaline, which cool and soothe the digestive fire.

KAPHA DOMINANT HAIR

Characteristics: An imbalance in the kapha dosha can result in excess oil secretion that blocks the follicles of your scalp, which leads to wet and sticky flakes.

Care: The Kapha hair care routine involves cleansing hair and scalp 2-3 times weekly with natural herbs like reetha, shikakai, and triphala powder. For purification, use neem oil. It is effective for dandruff in bi-weekly oil-and-wash sessions.

Dietary additions: Those with the kapha dosha should focus on warm, light, foods made with dry cooking methods like baking, broiling, grilling, sautéing, etc.

Choose organic, chemical-free, and 100% virgin oils, even if they cost use( 3-4 tablespoons). Honestly, I would say get your oils pressed from a local vendor. That's what I do. It's 100% virgin and doesn't cost much at all. Otherwise, you can get them online. If you guys want, I can attach some product links too.

References:

https://www.byrdie.com/hair-oiling-indian-tradition-4795886

https://enrouteindianhistory.com/ayurveda-hair-care-tips-from-ancient-india/#:~:text=Rani Padmini%2C interestingly%2C used a,recently around the 1930s only.

https://www.theswaddle.com/hair-oil-ayurveda-benefits

https://vedix.com/blogs/articles/how-to-determine-your-hair-type

https://www.sukhayuayurved.com/hair-type-and-ayurvedic-doshas/

https://www.vogue.in/beauty/content/ayurvedic-dosha-significance-for-your-hair-type-haircare-routine

https://www.sesacare.com/blogs/blog/what-is-your-ayurvedic-hair-type

(pictures from pinterest)

[missguomeiyun]

dinner @ CQ Noodle & Bubble

CQ Noodle & Bubble (where CQ is short for "Chong Qing") - a Chinese noodle place on 104th Street. I had thought it took the location of another noodle place but no, I was wrong. The one I was thinking of still exists haha

Clara & I came here for our Christmas dinner last month. We came on a Tues late afternoon around 4:30. Once you open the door & walk in, you'll breath in a mix of Sichuan spice & sweet bubble(/bubbletea powder?) aroma. It's quite the mix of fragrances!

So the reason why we came was bcos. .. I suggested it. TBH, I'm not big on the whole Sichuan spice/mala flavour. I wanted to come & try the cocunut mango slush. I can't remember where/how I discovered that this place has this item. .. but it's not a common item on menus here. I don't think the English name gives an accurate description of this drink but tranditionally, this dessert-drink contains mango, pomelo (some places replace it with grapefruit), sago (the small white kind; NOT the large black sago pearls in bbt), coconut milk & milk/cream.

Their main menu (photo I took in-store).

I say the main menu bcos this was the double-sided laminated sheet (with the drinks) but they also this page-protector bundle(?) that had other menu items as well. I didn't take pictures of that unfortunately. But it had basically colour-photocopied pages of some appitizers, like marinated cucumbers, braised egg, wings, along with some seasonal items, I would say. Clara has been here before & she said she did not see this 'other' menu last time she came.

Interior. I didn't get a full-view shot bcos there were other customers during our time there. My attention was drawn to the chopstick holder & the fact that each table has a bottle of vinegar! In case you're wondering what's so special about the chopstick holder. .. they actually used a Knorr chicken essence powder container lol Google that if you don't know what that is!

My sad drink. . . . . .

It came & I as like . .. is this the right one??? It is so pale in colour & there's no sago pieces; no visible mango. .. I guess they did say slush so maybe it's all like blended??? But that name, then, would be completely not applicable.

I don't usually inquire about items at a restaurant after it arrives art the table but I ended up asking about it. I was like where is the grapefruit/pomelo topping??? The staff said they ran out & asked if I wanted other toppings as well, in which I refused. I left the drink untouched/unpoked on the side as Clara & I waited for our mains. When the staff came by to bring our food, she offered to have the drink be taken off the bill if I didn't like it. & I said, it's okay (bcos. .. I'm just not that kind of person). -.-"

BUT I must say, it turned out to be "useful" bcos. ..

Our noodles were large-portioned & NUMBLING-LY SPICY!

Clara's intestine (mild spicy) noodles & my braised beef (medium spicy) noodles.

One sniff & your sinus will be cleared lol

I'm quite good at spicy foods but this was just . .. kinda painful. I'm not good with Sichuan spice but thought mild might be too mild so I went for the safe "medium" but then . .. few bites in, I was regretting it a little xD therefore, it was actually a good thing I kept the slush bcos I needed it! I honestly couldn't tell if it was actually watered down or if it was quite sweet bcos truthfully speaking, my mouth was all numb & tingly. Anything cold just felt cold, you know, & offered temporary relief.

That being said, noodles were great. Beef was great! Their meat had a nice balance of lean & fatty parts. & for these reasons, I finished it despite being uncomfortable lol

We also got a side of chicken & mushroom wontons in soup to share. It's not really a side but a main menu item but when it's shared by 2, it's a good portion as a side. I didn't like this very much. I have high standards for wontons bcos our homemade ones are really good (store bought wrapper with my mom's filling). I think I just grew up eating my mom's so anything diff, even if it's the same ingredients, it's just not the same. I found the filling quite stiff & there wasn't much mushrooms in it (ie: felt like a ball of dry meat). OR maybe northern Chinese wontons are like this! I'm not sure! The broth was also not flavourful; just very strong in sesame oil. Sesame oil doesn't have much of a savoury flvaour, it's a condiment, really. So the soup was quite bland =(

Would I come again?... I don't know.

I'm usually quite decisive but the reason I don't know is bcos I have other menu items that I'm intersted in but I really didn't enjoy this meal as a whole. So a visit #2 is =/ would it also be disappointing? Or would it blow my mind?? I wanna try the hot pot beef noodles & the Yunnan coffee bcos. .. it's coffee! Like is the bean from Yunnan? Is it powdered instant coffee that's labeled "Yunnan coffee"? lol they don't have a particular brewing method so. .. I am interested in what kind of Yunnan coffee they serve.

What do you think? Revisit? or no?

I mean, it's probably worth another try & if it's disappointing again, I'll stop lol

[wierdaesthetic]

How I think cod men smell like naturally their body. (hate dni)

so I have this thing called synesthics with basically causes my brain to use more than one sence when triggered for example I can smell pictures, I know it sounds weird but when ever I look at pic of smth or someone my brain makes up what it/they would smell like. (And to my suprice its pretty accurate)

1. ghost

I am 100% he wears Axe body spray in the purple blue scent, and not because its named Marine (haha). Yeah so his notes are axe spray, hormones(the sweet pinappley ones, not the gross just hit puberty boy type) and I think rust for some reason like he was in a mechanical work space. 2. Konig

Now this bitch confuses me as shit. I think he smells like medical equiment but at the same time I think he smells like nothing, netrual. I dont know he has a minty tone tho. So he probs just has amazing heigyne and doesn't over fragrance himself.

3. Price He smells like tobacco Malboro, I bet my ass on that. But I would know cause I smoke more than him (he is 40+ I am beraly 20). But he also smell alchooly BUT BEFORE YOU SAY I AM STEREOTYPING!! I mean like fragrance type alchool, most notably after shave type of scent. Like spicy cinamon but in a more masculine way. 4. Soap

Before yall hoes come for me, sHe pRobS gOinG tO sAy He SmElLs LikE SoAp, NO BITCH. Like I said I aint stereotyping shit today. HE SMELLS LIKE A PHEREMONENAL SLUT not because he is my favourite but because he always sweaty in the game. But I dont think his sweat smells bad honestly, first of all let me let yall in a little secret ... if you exersice, eat heathly and let out sweat (you know ;) ;)) YOUR SWEAT DOESN'T SMELL!! In the best case senario it is even plesant. At the bear minimum he smells like a basic cologe that his ex or ghost bought him for his bday.

5. Gaz

Let me tell you hoes something. BLACK MEN KNOW HOW TO NOTE AND COMPLIMENT THEIR SCENT!! Did you read that or do I need to repeat it. He smells like vanilla, cocunut, sol de janero REALNESS. He has scented moisteraiser every where in his car, in bag, on a keychain, in his mulitary bag EVERYWHERE, I bet you he has one between his cheeks so he can use it mids war. (I AM DYING) 6. Alejandro

Now hear me when I say, I know he smells feminine. Which is not bad at all but I feel like his stuff is florally scented or fruit or something like that, but at the same time I fear he smells like my boy bff cause they have so similar vibes (I HOPE NOT). But also he smell of tattoo shop YEAH THATS IT. He smells exactly like green disinfectant soap with rose peals infusion, exactly that and if you dont know what I am talking about just imagine dentist office smell + roses.

7. Alex Keller

Oh I know he smells good, naturally and when it comes to fragrance. I just feel it in my bones. He smells like oils, honey and anything in that area. I just know he drenches himself in jojoba oil and l know he loves dior. Like thats it, he is an expencive smelling man.

8. Rudy

I mean, he confuses me. I think he is mixure of hormones (again not the disguasting) and expencive parfum. I think he smells "manly", it sounds weird I know. I KNOW! He smells like salty caramel but the sticky type that you can also eat as a chewing gum, if you are from europe you especially from the slavic or balkan area you know exactly what I am talking about.

9. Nikto

To me he smells like home and I bet my ass on that if he was real I would say that as soon as I would met him but I bet most of yall have no idea what I am talking about unless you are slavic. Well he smells like beer but not the alchooly type but the softer type also he smells like grass, nature and wood. Also he smells like tobacco NOT SMOKE but the plant.

10. Keegan

MINT. MINT. MINT. I know this man smells like a colgate ad, I can feel it. He smells exactly how water tastes after you brush your teeth. He smells also like rain but thats a small note, mostly MINT and fresh. If you are afab or use ph balance wash HE SMELLS LIKE THAT.

(no I wont do philip FUCK HIM, unless yall really want it)

Just a bit of my delulu for anyone that caress I CAN SMELL KONIG RIGHT NOW WTF, AS IF HE IS IN FRONT OF ME. It so weird help.

[reigningprinceofithaca]

Tis I, Fruit Anon!

If cocunuts kill up to three times as many people as sharks, and sharks kill 69 people, then coconuts kill....

(mathing intensifies)

207 people yearly?

I think so (I hate math)

[washninja]

#C8 #Corvette Convertible #StingrayR @WashNinja Non-Toxic Biodegradable EcoSpray #WaterlessWash. Use as a wash, in between wash, after wash shine, and touch ups with a Cocunut Lime Scent.

[funnyfooddatabase]

Universal Orlando Resort Pride Month Offerings

Food AND Drink

Type of Funny Food: Seasonal

Introduced: June 2023

Location: Universal Orlando Resort

During the month of June in 2023, Universal Orlando Resort offered a number of pride-related food and drink at their parks and CityWalk shopping and dining center.

For food, this included:

the Pride Shake at Toothsome's Chocolate Emporium, a milkshake made with Fruity Pebbles ice cream topped with Nerds and Nerds Rope candy, whipped cream, and a slice of rainbow-colored cake,

the Pride Petit Cake at Croissant Moon Bakery and San Francisco Pastry Company, a layered combo of rainbow cake and Fruity Pebbles-flavored frosting all topped with a rope of rainbow sour candy,

the Pride Bar at Voodoo Doughnut, a yeast bar covered in rainbow and white icing and filled with Bavarian cream,

the Pride Cake at the Today Cafe, a slightly larger version of the cake at Toothsome's,

and the Pride Roll at Cowfish, a dessert sushi made with sweet rice filled with lemon curd, strawberry compote, and vanilla cheesecake and topped with kiwi, mango, pop rocks, cantaloupe, and strawberry.

For drinks, multiple venues across the resort, such as Bob Marley - A Tribute to Freedom and Red Cocunut Club offered themed cocktails. These were Rainbow Vacation (a layered cocktail of coco cream, orange bitters, mango, pineapple, lime juice, and turmeric topped with dragonfruit boba and Bitter Truth's Creme de Violette float) and Blue Dazzle (New Amsterdam gin, St. Germaine liqueur, simple syrup, lemon juice, edible blue glitter, mint, and cucumber).

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Image of the Pride Shake is mine! Was soooo good- already miss it. Image of the drink list is also mine, though I'm not a drinker so I didn't order any of the themed alcohol!

[lookthetart]

RIP me ho appena googlato "genitori Angelina Mango" perché non avevo mai ipotizzato che Mango fosse il vero nome di Mango, pensavo fosse una 🥥 cocunut girl 🥭 tropical costal girl 🐬 scelta del nome