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My house is very old and that means it's never level or true to square. There's a two inch height difference between the den (a more recent addition) and the rest of the house, marked with a granite threshold.
I just stubbed my toe into it SO hard.
I did some swearing and went about morning chores and didn't realize until I was juuust about to pull my skirt on that I was, in fact, bleeding profusely from my big toe, and had been for the last ten minutes.
I have too much adhd to actually remember what I'm doing when I'm recently awoken and uncaffienated, so I've been following my own blood trail around the house like I'm trying to solve a murder.
I think she went that way.
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it#'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage#anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on#and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you#we have inside shoes?????#polls#*r
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and they were roommates
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#tucker foley#jack fenton#college au#i designed the house so here are some of my thoughts about it hahaha#the mansons bought the house really flippantly because it made financial sense not to rent for the next four years#and also they can probs make money renting it out after the trio graduates#they were not expecting how involved the foleys and the fentons would get lmao#the trio lives together really well#but sam hates how the boys take care of the bathroom on their floor#she forces them to clean it before people come over#danny is way more open about his powers in this house#he could have gotten away with that last one if he remembered that he can be invisible#but the boy is sleep deprived so who can blame him#sam colored her hair pink senior year of high school but light colors are too hard to maintain so she swapped to dark purple later
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I think an underrated angle on 2x05 is something that either Jacob or Assad said in some interview somewhere, which is that in that episode Louis is addicted to heroin. Thats why he has that whole stash of drugs that he gives to Daniel, that's why he gives Daniel the drugs even though he's already got him alone. He didn't just use those 128 boys for sex he was using them to get high. Bring them home, get them to shoot up, and then drain them to get that secondhand high.
It clarifies something that's always confused me about that scene, which is why Armand saves Daniel the first time. He wouldn't save Daniel as a person, he clearly knows Daniel needs to die, but he's not seeing Daniel as a person there. Daniel is just a substance. He rips him away from Louis to stop him from using.
And i think that adds a whole other layer to the fight he and Armand have to think that this is Louis on a bender, with Armand cleaning up after him because he's not stable enough to. Louis in the bed for a week isn't just healing from the burns, he's going through withdrawal. Him at the table with Daniel giving him the "bright young reporter" speech is probably the first time he's been sober in months.
It adds another layer to Armand's desperation, that Louis has been running from both Armand and himself in this way, and of course Armand wants to erase that memory. Of course he wants to pretend that that fight never happened. Not just to protect himself but in a way to protect Louis from having said those things. When he describes the fight to Louis afterwards, he says "you said the worst things you've ever said to me." And he doesn't really know how to forgive Louis for that so he just wants to bury this rock-bottom moment and move on like it never happened. After all, Louis was high, he didn't really mean it, but if he remembers then maybe he might think that he had a point. Better to wipe the whole experience away.
#imagine youre in an eternal spite marriage with your ex who you're in love with because he's in love with your other ex#who youre also in love with#and your spitehusband who hates you turns to drugs to cope with the traumatic death of his daughter (which you caused but who's counting)#and you just follow him around cleaning up his messes and propping him up and keeping him alive#because despite everything you do love him#and you find him mid bender and he's told his life story to a reporter and he didn't even mention you#and you're just trying to protect him from himself so he doesn't pass out in a pool of blood on the floor#and he tells you that you're a burden#that youre the thing thats killing him#that 10 hours with a stranger made him feel more alive than your whole relationship#and he says that youre BORING#that all your trauma and grief and fear made you UNINTERESTING#yeah id do some saw trap shit too#blorboposting#benni proof#interview with the vampire#loumand#iwtv
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I've been collecting pottery shards from the fields and woodland since I moved to the countryside a few years ago, I have so many now that I think I'll relocate them to containers, but it's nice to get a proper photo first.
#before this it was seaglass lol#the population of my village is like <200 and most of them are over 70 and don't go out so there aint much on the floor#its slim pickings out here for things from the living#but the dead leave plenty...#I find (animal....) skulls quite often but it's a bunch of effort to clean them but man if I had time#I do have a couple tho!#I also found a couple horseshoes out here which is always exciting
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#hes so funny. for just staying on the floor#dramatic old man#star trek#star trek tos#wrath of khan#leonard mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#lol debating whether i should clean it up or if that would ruin the energy
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"Your flowers."
"You're welcome, I gave them to you."
#mdzs#mdzs redraw for pfp purposes#if the guy I'd been in love with basically since we first met threw a peony onto me from the second floor balcony he was sitting on#knowing that they signify a wish to return feelings/parting with a heavy heart#and then he rejected my plea for him to return with me to my#homeland to live a clean life together for the sake of his health and well-being#I'd simply have to kms#💀😭#drawing wise im very happy w how this came out bc i havnt drawn in a while#:)#akbp#fanart#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#mxtx#mdzs art#mdzs fanart
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I literally woke up for an hour thinking of Kon watching Tim eat cup of noodles for a few days straight… he doesn’t say anything at first… he’s silently observes. Eventually he goes to Ma and asks her to teach him how to make her bangin’ chicken noodle soup recipe. After some trial and error Kon finally makes the perfect soup.
The next time he sees Tim he doesn’t say anything. He just takes Tim’s noodles out of his hands, chucks it across the room and puts down a thermos prob covered in knockoff Superman stickers.
Tim and his discarded cup of noodles are like ???? and Kon goes :))) and floats away.
#the noodles are on the floor making a question mark shape#Tim texts him and he’s like bruh this soup fucks but can you please clean up the mess#kon is like no <33333#timkon
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Am I weird for this? Does anyone else sometimes look at a fictional character and get a very strong urge to sniff them cause they look like they smell really good?
#i always got that with itachi#and while my logic tells me he's a sweaty smelly fella cause he's always on the road and probably haven't showered in a week#the vibes tell me he smells like some people's clean homes#like a mix of clean carpet/floors. laundry powder. and maybe incense#insomnia thoughts#it's 7 am i can't sleep help
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First of all, I love your art style and the route that you took with your AU, but may I ask you: Why you dislike power ups? (I just really want to understand, you don't have to explain if you don't feel comfortable) Thanks for this amazing AU and I look forward for the angelic Layer AU.
I mean I've talked about it before but it mostly comes down to too much and too little all at once. They introduced more Miraculouses AND power ups in the same season, so too much, but now we're 4 Seasons since their reveal and we've only seen 3 of them? If the show can't even pretend to care about them, why should I?
Plus the title "power up" is misleading. They don't get a power boost, they don't get stronger - they're just environmental suits. A Costume Change. Which is fine, especially against akumas which can have literally any power. But maybe showcase those powers then????
And the longer they sit on these, the worse hindsight is going to look if when they finally debut them. Like, think: how many akumas would've been easier with the Space Power Up? Why do you think I made this joke in SLs Crocoduel:
How much easier would Stormy Weather have been the second time around if they had the Space Power Up? Or Weredad? Queen Wasp? Star Train, the akuma LITERALLY IN SPACE?! They hadn't debuted the power yet, but Adrien and Marinette have had the full set of powers since "Syren", it just makes THEM look dumb for not using it! And it'll be the same thing when the other 4 powers finally show themselves. IF they show themselves.
Just add a throw away line about the ingredients being difficult to acquire to explain the scarcity, at LEAST!
#to be fair...I hate the fusions way more#though Ladybee was definitely handy#it's just...stop leaving all this potential on the floor! ZAG! Clean up your room#you have some decent stuff here if you'd pick up your trash!#ml salt#power ups#writing salt
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daydreaming about purple haired, daddy coded hongjoong rn 💭🥴🫠
#house would always be clean#his clothes always perfectly pressed#his dinner always ready on time#knees always on the floor and mouth open and ready#I’d be so well behaved#hongjoong smut#hongjoong hard thoughts#ateez hard thoughts#joongie#🧸 — nat speaks
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#harry du bois#Disco elysium#Harrys apartment after a good clean. Still cluttered but not nasty#Lets be real i know yall want your shared bed stories but harry does not own a bed. He has an old man recliner bc he lives at work#Hes on the top floor and its a tall but narrow apartment and its gets hot in the summer#Tends to be dark because of the tiny windows and no ceiling lights. Lamps only. Which makes harry sad in the evening
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She thinks she's hiding
#reptile#lizard#tegu#Nakajima#reptiblr#our floor is gross but that's all staining#we've tried to clean it and it will NOT come up
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Transcript:
Don't give up. Don't be a quitter, a spitter.
Follow through on what you started.
Swallow.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#thank you for the tutorial#suggestive#hes saying this while spraying cleaning supplies at my face#putting soap in my mouth for the things ive written#sorry for the next tags#no regrets#I cant stop drinking oil. I CANT stop drinking oil..#I just can't stop I can't stop drinking crude oil#I just can't stop I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know the black stuff that comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it.#I just cant! It's TANTALIZING#its ADDICTING! It is... A DELICACY I LOVE IT I cant stop drinking oil#<- these tags + this post = the result of gabe + v1 + me being locked in a room for 5 mins#its all over the screen. and the floor. and me. the military will be arriving soon.
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I deeply, deeply hate cleaning. Not tidying, which is fine---cleaning, which requires a small forest of paper towels and solvents for various surfaces. (Why so many different solvents? Hasn't science come up with One Solvent To Clean Everything yet? Get on that, science.) It's something I really only do when I'm expecting company---specifically my mother, because she is someone who finds wiping down the baseboards relaxing for reasons I can't fathom.
What I do love is the period directly after cleaning, when you can't move or really do anything, because of course that would ruin(!!!) all your efforts. Instead, you are forced to sit in heroic stillness and eat takeout, on reveling in the Cleanliness and also how you won't have to do this again for 6 months.
#I mean. it's good that she visits me every six months because it's a good excuse to clean everything.#but also. I hate cleaning the floors. I don't understand why we HAVE baseboards.#and I've been in living in this apartment long enough that I've started getting dust#ON THE WALLS#excuse me those are vertical!!! how is there visible dust adhering to a VERTICAL SURFACE#ugh. sorry I promise I will be more interesting again next week in the interim you have to deal with cleaning and weather.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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