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forever-is-made-of-nows · 7 months ago

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Okay y'all...but 911 is actually a good fucking show. Like y'all only ever talked about the boy kissing - that didnt exactly prepare me for the CINEMA that was the emotional OSCAR WINNING TSUNAMI drama. This show has slutty gay firemen co-parenting yes, but it also has the campiest storylines in the modern era acted by, again, OSCAR WINNING ANGELA BASSETT??! What?!

#truly buddie gifs did not prepare me for this #i thought the earthquake was good but this tsumani has me HOOKED bitch #and yes buddie #those two fruits??#i cant BELIEVE how flirty they are #im so serious when i say they were never friends #in every word those boys share with each other #underneath what they are really saying is FUCK ME #i cannot #buddie #911 abc #911

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triona-tribblescore · 10 months ago

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What can you say~ Hes got class >;)

#idk wtf this is #im sorry #but its been in my drafts for like a week now and I keep laughing at it #its so irrelevent #he gives big ass flirty vibes #but like #aint got no game #gets zero bitches fr #trolls #trolls fanart #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #floyd #trolls 3 #trolls band together #tribbleart

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wholock-pottergleek · 5 months ago

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my roman empire will always be kurtbastian. like the missed opportunity, we really could’ve had it all :(

#i can’t let it go #running through my mind CONSTANTLY #and now having the info that grant recently confirmed that he was going for flirty arguing in these scenes… it’s driving me insane 😭#middle school me feels so validated right now bc the tension was there 😩#like no one can convince me otherwise that sebastian wouldn’t have instantly fallen for kurt #he saw kurt’s sassy bitch attitude firsthand and wanted to take him home 🤭#now THAT would be the challenge he was looking for #the glee writers suck for never taking their relationship anywhere 💔#i’ve been thinking about them for almost 13 years now #kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #kurtbastian #chris colfer #grant gustin #glee

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number1lilithlover · 3 months ago

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Just letting everyone know this is my favorite clip in all of total drama

#td alejandro #am i allowed to call him a whiney bitch #its so funny when people characterize him as a totally macho flirty guy when this is him

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bleachblomde · 2 months ago

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braius listing all the couples in the party and just. forgetting? snobbing? chetney is soo funny to me between this and calling him “guy who makes chairs” their tepid acquaintances to lovers arc is gonna go crazy

#critical role #cr spoilers #braius doomseed #chetney pock o'pea #the painter and the master craftsman #just two flirty bitches #im HERE im SAT im POTENTIALLY DELUSIONAL #LET THE TWO BISEXUAL MEN WHO CRAVE CONNECTION AT THE CORE FIND CONNECTION AND A NEW BEGINNING WITH EACH OTHER AMEN #braius x chetney

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miusato · 6 months ago

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Bro said not to talk to him anymore and then hours later he says wants to talk like why are boys so complicated????

Anyway its based off this dumb screenshot meme lol

#okay but honestly every time Shinji opens his mouth and talks at least 80% of it is him putting himself down #and each time his dialogue appears I have to kneel down begging for him to take a nap #like shinji i swear you will feel better if you just take a n a p #persona 3 except shinjiro takes a nap each time the bitch in his ear (castor) tells him to kys #anyway i swear i didnt intend on implying that theyre already dating in this art #but i like the idea of Kotone being flirty and affectionate even when they're just friends like hhh I see her-#being aware of her crush towards shinji and calling him with pet names #and draw hearts on his picture and then put heart in his contact name #but also she wont confess to him and Shinji is a dumbass for not seeing that #like this girl wears her heart on her sleeve and he's like “whats a sleeve” fuckin dumbass #anyway this is so fun to draw as always skdhekssiwoq shinjiham ruined my life #asukart #00s highschool au #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #persona 3 portable #shinjiro aragaki #kotone shiomi #minako arisato #persona 3 femc #shinjiham #foolmoon

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attineilde · 6 months ago

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KEVIN DAY THAT BITCH KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HES DOING (being all flirty and leaning in close and whispering things like "it could be our secret" and giving false hope)

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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 10 months ago

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Ok do the thousands of Bethyl shippers realize it means they're headcanoning Daryl as a pedophile or

#a 40-something dating a 18yo is weird enough but I'm pretty damn sure she wasn't even 18 yet. And they MET when she was 16.#I'm mad because I wanna draw them. Their season 4 episodes were great. But it was platonic. FAMILIAL.#Daryl was like her cool uncle not her *creepy* uncle ffs #did he *really* treat her any differently than he would the rest of his close family in their situation? Be honest.#a man and a pretty young woman have any kind of chemistry and y'all lose your minds #christ on a stick she called him her chaperone. ''mr dixon''. she was being sarcastic but it's literally true #I know Norman and Emily can be kinda flirty but she's fucking 40. BETH aint!#that dude with the claimers was talking smack about him 'losing some tail' and 'it was one of the young ones wasn't it'#and Daryl was boutta beat his ass for that #and I know it's because he was being a deisrespectful asshole but I like to think it's also because That's Gross Bitch #anyways #I really really hate this ship is what I'm saying #twd #I aint tryna pspsps y'all though so #anti bethyl

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ladyy--lazarus · 16 days ago

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Almost forgot to document today's look 💅🏼😇💋

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anartisticalniche · 10 months ago

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Headcanon that once they start dating they keep trolling and steal random stuff to just piss each other off.

#i can assure that Four is being a lil bitch and not flirty in the slightest XD #and Three is annoyed to no end lol #boyfriend privileges where i fucking kill you if you troll me /hj #smg4 #smg3 #smg34 #my art #not shown is Four sad emoji sent as a response as he keeps on being a pathetic ass of a partner

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finnitesimal · 1 year ago

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desperately need qphil to see qmissa in fuckingasshole mode. we got a glimpse of it during the lull between maze event things when he caught missa and tubbo sneaking into the off limits areas and tubbo told him it was missa's idea and missa snapped at him. but they got distracted too quickly we didn't get to stew in it. I so badly want missa to be Mean and for phil to realize maybe he Doesn't know his husband well at all. (bc ur so right they have BARELY spent time together they each have these built up ideas in their heads of what the other is like. I would kill and die for them to just spend a day Building together. work on a project and get on each other's nerves. it would be enrichment for the enclosure)

The fact that he and Tubbo both instantly collapse into shocked laughter is. Yeah. Me when I hide aspects of myself to make myself more appealing to people around me

Missa doesn't want Phil knowing about fuckingasshole mode there's a Specific Him he's trying to project forwards it's Sweet Stronger Cooler Better him with great muscles and is even greater at being father to their son. Just this unattainable picture of what he thinks Phil would want vs Phil painting his own picture of who he thinks the guy he spent a couple of weeks with before he dipped and acting accordingly to that little lovely musical guy and Missa who's too coward to say otherwise. Like a funhouse mirror in here guys

Missa absolutely knows Phil's a cunt though it's like his default state he doesn't mind/care

#phil's personalities are bird. bitch. and blonde. btw #it's the vulnerable fallible flirty mostly clueless side he doesn't show missa more of (he really should)#i need that god image of phil shattering to pieces on the floor. your husband is alive and real and right there. you idiot. you fucking fool #augustanswers #pissa

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 1 year ago

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Doodled a bit of Solar from the Flipparoo au during a stream yesterday,, I almost forgot how much I love hims goofy ass 😔💕💕✨💕💕💞💕❤️💘💘💕💝

#flipparoo au #fnaf au #fnaf flipparoo au #flipparoo eclipse #fnaf eclipse x y/n #fnaf eclipse x reader #silly fluff #addressed to viewer #blushy bois #bones of a rabbit au #doodles #sketches #bashful eclipse my belovet..#I could’ve gone the ‘smooth and sauve’ route here and made Solar all bedroom eyes flirty in the last bit #but it rlly do make a bitch stressed n nervous n awkward to do that sometime #anyway if u want a sauve flirty Solar version of this lemme know and I might try a hand at it hhfjdhdhdh #maybe I need to force myself out of my comfort zone more idk #ANYWAY UH BYE NOW LOL I LOVE U GUYS

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crescentbea02 · 11 months ago

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Some haikyuu fans treat Oikawa as a toxic manipulative fuckboy and the other haikyuu fans treat Oikawa as a twink whiny sub but I think he is in reality a mixture of both lol

#like he is not a toxic fuckboy by all means but its literally canon that he's flirty asf #hes also not a twinky whiny bitch like wtf are you on about he literally scares people #but he is also not a fuckboy Oikawa is adorable #haikyuu #oikawa #oikawa tooru #hq oikawa #haikyuu headcanons #hq

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wulfhalls · 6 months ago

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raylan raiding boyds compound for the 17 time that week so he can have gay ass hangouts with him ????? bitch u instigated this investigation???? and all u did at the investigation was make eyes at him???? my brother in christ stoppppp flirting

#why are they soooooo flirty there is no reason to do all of that???????????????????? why are they like this #bitch skipped over there like hihihaha cant wait to serve boyd up some JUSTICE!! then immediately rolled over and bend over backwards #giggling kicking his feet twirling his hait throwing around his big fuck me eyes while practically laying on top of boyd. like 👍#top police work there mister lawman #raylanboyd #justified #txt.me #also the only reason my son comes into town is your son. i need to sit with that a while. 🤷‍♂️🔫

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junespriince · 6 months ago

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the first birdflash on this account is gonna be drawn damnit, plus neeeeeed to practice more so yee, ALSO HE GONNA BE FLIRTY AND SHIT MENTIONING HIS BF BEC FUCK YOU DC

old art/the ref in the keep reading

first one was made 8/17/2022 the improvement is crazy I'm actually so proud of this

#birdflash #wally west #kid flash #the flash #fuck u dc he keeps his goggles and he flirty with bf #bec i say so #dc had their say so right for the shit they let out #sluggy's art #this took me like four hours lol #now back to our reg program of funny posts with more drawing be bitch gotta draw dsjkdshfjkds

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biteyoubiteme · 5 days ago

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I am feeling incredibly unwell

#my head hurts #I realized i’ve been getting only 3-5 hours of sleep a night for the past two months and caffeine is starting to feel like it’s not working #I say as I stay awake lmao it’s 1am and I think it’s early #cam!talks #also i’ve been kinda a bitch lately lmao #I think it’s a combo of everything adding up #ALSO i’ve been super flirty on here and it’s transferred irl when im usually so closed off #it’s so embarrassing to have to catch yourself from replying to normal things with things like KISS ME HARD #mini rant/overshare moment over do you still love me?

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