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so-i-did-this-thing · 1 year

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Please look at what this house flipper did when they remembered that microwaves exit.

Just.

I would like to believe that is a painting of a microwave, and if you pivot it to the side on its little wire and nail, you will find a wall safe full of 50 bottle caps, some ammo, and a stimpack, if you're lucky.

#what is this fallout bullshit #actual house we were considering until the flippers got greedy and tried to engineer a bidding war #the rest of the flip is tolerable we knew we'd have to fix this awful kitchen #but we told them to fuck off lol

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hometoursandotherstuff · 23 days

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Why do I hate this flip so much? These are clearly knotty pine cabinets that were painted, but they didn't want to buy new hardware, b/c it would be expensive.

#flip flop #ugly kitchen redo #other stuff

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leclercskiesahead · 2 months

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“You want me to try? It’s going to be a disaster.”

#CHEF CARLOS!!!!!!#carlos sainz jr #scuderia ferrari #f1 #spa 2024 #LET HIM COOK #he’s been the only one cooking at Ferrari tbh #like ppl wanted Fred to try and he burnt the kitchen (their upgrades)#also the PERFECT PANCAKE FLIP #and his laugh after #he turned into a bird #the chef hat over his cap

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kitkatperce · 3 months

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oh wow what a cute couple hope nothing tragic happens to them

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djsadbean · 8 months

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extremely quick doodle before i conk out for the night

#first time drawing them in two TWO months #i litcherally forgot how and steven was redrawn 4 times LOL #theyre at their apartment or house kitchen and adam is just using his freakin hands on the HOT stove #steven wants to touch the stove too like an idiot toddler #my-art #wordgirl #steven boxleitner #amazo guy #amazing cheese #oh and i flipped the canvas so many times who cares if i drew one of them a lil wrong

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risetherivermoon · 4 months

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hi sorry i think abt the twins a lot...heres a small sketch of em in s2 cuz im tired and ignoring my problems by thinking abt their problems

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naliahh · 29 days

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Jason Todd x crash out, mentally darranged girl is my dream pairing.

#I’m projecting but I just know he’d love him a crazy ass girl idgaf #he’d be in awe watching her flip over the kitchen table bc she got too overstimulated or she’s just pissed abt something #Frank castle too tbh…#jason todd #frank castle #Jason Todd x reader #Frank Castle x reader

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grenade-maid · 9 months

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Continue to be massively underwhelmed by CSM pt.2 but this page is great because it is absolutely just how little kids talk

Literally have this exact exchange with some 5 year old in the children's section at least once or twice a month

#Genuinely had to pull volumes from part 1 as well as Fujimotos other manga off the shelf to flip through #Just to confirm to myself okay no the other stuff was as good as I remember these chapters just suck ass #I take back my previous confidence that he's cooking something I am no longer certain whether or not he's even in the kitchen tbh

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t4tozier · 3 months

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just had the clearest image in my head of jace coming to porter’s place early/when he’s not supposed to be there and hearing music playing and then the song changes and he just hears porter go “let’s go, girls.” and he’s like dancing and singing in his kitchen to shania twain because he doesn’t think anyone’s watching. and jace just stands there in the threshold and watches, dumbfounded, until porter finally turns around and nearly smashes his crystal with how quickly he tries to turn the music off. jace lies and says he just got there because he doesn’t want porter to be embarrassed, but more than that, he wants to be able to catch him again.

#just thinking about porter flipping a kitchen towel over his shoulder going man! i feel like a woman :-)#starbreaker #jace stardiamond #porter cliffbreaker #Spotify

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stabbyfoxandrew · 1 month

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every time my dad does anything he has to do it in the most annoying and loudest way possible. and honestly i'm not sure if he means to or he's just really goddamn stupid but it's really really grating. and i'm suffering the werewolf curse rn so i'm ready to die

#motherfucker decides he's going to vacuum and mop the kitchen and dining room.#has to make a lot of noise. has to get out the broken vacuum cleaner and fuck with it for ten minutes before deciding 'oh i will get the on #that does work' like an intelligent person #doesn't know where the cleaning supplies are. jess tells him and he gets the wrong one.#plugged in a fan to dry the floor and somehow it flipped the breaker? he asks where my flashlight is so he can see to flip it back #i tell him it's on the bookshelf. the TOP of the bookshelf. what does he do? rub his filthy bleach hands all over my books #then finally goes 'oh it's right here'. YEAH DUH. i said on top of the bookshelf and Pointed at it. please pleasepl easeeee someone killme #also! last night at 11pm (when i wanted to go to goddamn bed bc i had to get up EARLY so i could take my old dog to his 9am app)#he decided he wanted some food. asked me how long to boil macaroni #when it says so on the box. i tell him.#then he opened the box like fucking wolverine i guess! and had to pour the box into a ziploc bag.#like why are you a 50smth TODDLER?!#how have you lived this long?#is it the alcoholism or smth else? i just GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #anyway sorry for this vent post but i hate having to be alive anyway #but when my Organs are misbehaving and roger is on the loose i really want to run into traffic #lol #diaerie #delete later

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hometoursandotherstuff · 11 days

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Flipper follies.

#flip flop #kitchen fails #other stuff

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kazieka · 4 months

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listen I live in an old house and pests happen. I get that. i do. but anytime i start to think we have a mouse indoors i turn into an Edgar Allan Poe protagonist. im lying in bed wide awake staring at the ceiling listening for mouse noises like the fuckin. tell tale heart

#lindsey shut up #we caught one yesterday and i did the whole like. 50s housewife Yucky Dance and made my brother get rid of it #look. I love animals. i love rodents even. but once there is Mouse Poop on my counters? some kind of primal switch flips #horror. revulsion. murder. madness.#it started to ramp down once we caught it. but i kept the traps out #and i have now been woken up at 7am by Gus rattling my door #to get me to come follow him into the kitchen #where a SECOND MOUSE HAS STRUCK THE TOWERS #and im just. having a moment in my pajamas to lament this all on tumblr #cause I don’t wanna touch iiiiiiiiiit aahhahahgagasff #ITS GROSS AND DEAD AND I DONT WANT TO PICK IT UP

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officialpenisenvy · 3 months

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MY FUCKING OIL BOTTLE BROKE

#ALL MY PRECIOUS GRANDMA'S OLIVE OIL SPILLED ON THIS DISGUSTING TILED DORM KITCHEN FLOOR. KILLING MYSELF #and there's glass shards in my flip flops i think. my foot is bleeding.

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ghostpantomime · 2 months

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playing a fun game called how long can i get away with wearing my septum piercing occasionally out at home and then can i successfully hide it if i bump into anyone. currently winning 3 times now have i bumped into someone with it flipped down and everytime i have hid it

#this time was terrifying i was in a pitch black corridor literally just going to clean my teeth #and my mum was on the stairs in the dark and all of a sudden i see a figure just There. no idea it was my mum #she went into the kitchen and so i had time to flip it up in the dark and then turn around like nothing happened

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evilkaeya · 1 year

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yes I love baking yes I hate cooking. If you tell me to handle sizzling oil I'll break down on spot.

#it has happened before #my mom told me to flip the fried chickens while she goes to pray #and i nearly had a breakdown in the kitchen #until my dad came in and took over

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flamemons · 1 year

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#shitpost #didnt realize that background clicking noise was so loud #its one of those solar powered moving thingies and its shaped like a crying emoji #it drives me crazy but every time i take it off the kitchen windowsill it always Magically returns.....#switching between layers on a big piece is a lot more fun if i can fuckin do a captain underpants style flip o rama #now i can have a sad little screaming guy watch me try to do lineart and its so entertaining

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