#flat charm

[companionwolf]

+ 1 kandi making skill level ft. a ⚠️ sign

[vannral]

aka, tom "iceman" kazansky's crisis of the summer '86

[missusruin]

shaded those old ironmouse drawings (tho I think i still like the flats better?)

[worddevourer]

I'm thinking about the absurdity of everything that happened to the Mighty Nein when they finally make it to Rosohna.

Like, imagine being the Essek for that.

Here's a group of adventurers. They have a surprising number of humans in their midst. That's a little suspicious considering the war with the Empire. After a few questions, they appear to be the world's most obvious and transparent spies. Like... Come on, they don't even really seem to know the region.

Well, whatever, guess they're gonna be treated appropriately-

Oh, that's a beacon. In a moment of stress, they proceed to pull out the most valuable relic of your people, which was stolen, or lost, and just... hand it back over to you.

You (as Essek), know about 95% of how they got their hands on it, because you've been keeping tabs on it because you're the one who handed it over in the first place. And here it is. In the throne room. They have no idea what it is, but they know the Bright Queen wants it, and they seem to earnestly want to make friends, and really would just like one of their members to get her husband back.

And the whole thing gets even stupider because you (that is to say Essek), decide that your best chance of keeping everything secure is to be the one who keeps an eye on them, and these dumbasses categorically refuse to stop trying to befriend you. You are specifically, actively trying to stop them from getting you caught and executed for treason, and they're like 'hey, you want to come over for dinner or something? We have a hot tub.'

[percki]

loveybug is too busy thinking about kissing to fight supervillains... anytime an akuma shows up she hits it with a comically large hammer harley quinn style until it's flat and she can go back to unsubtly flirting with chat noir

[cherrisherry]

was scanning the funger subreddit for smth (a fools errand, truly) and yknow ngl I'm kinda tired of people looking at character designs that aren't conventionally attractive and calling them ugly

Samarie is pretty in the way that a tree stretching away from a powerline is. That an orange that has thicker flesh is. She may never be on the cover of vogue but god damn if she wouldn't make me stop and look twice in a grocery store to admire her. She's natures imperfections and I wouldn't have her any other way ngl. She's pretty don't try to change my mind u can't

[hellkitepriest]

@e_e_ instagram story 10/05/24

[gobstoppr]

hey guys am i allowed to say on main that i dont like metadad . am i gonna get beaten up for saying this.

guys i think we all took the term found family too literally and now everythings flattened into a boring nuclear family. guys can we stop. hello . is anybody there

[fortunatefires]

Also if you compare Hermione to a character like Annabeth functionally they have the same role within the story. They are there to drive the plot and be a walking encyclopedia for the reader/main character. And yet where Hermione gets shoved aside and all the cool shit she does happens in the background you get Annabeth doing badass shit right up front. Like, if Annabeth did any of the shit Hermione did it wouldn't be brushed off the way it was. If Annabeth made her family forget her, turned someone into a bug and trapped them in a jar, knitted hats to free elves, any of that shit then Percy would be beside her 100% he would be in awe and absolutely terrified at her power and dedication. But what we get from Harry basically amounts to "Thanks nerd. Anyways, what's my next task?"

[malinaa]

something about this bit always gets me

because coin probably prides herself as being strategic and saving peeta is an excellent strategic move. he’s affable, charming, and good in front of the cameras. but she doesn’t know peeta well enough to really understand that he isn’t so easily maneuvered.

peeta’s the boy who told katniss i don’t want them to change me in there. turn me into some kind of monster i’m not. he’s the boy who, yes has a way with words, but is so fundamentally such a good person that just the tangible reality of the capitol’s excess made peeta say maybe we were wrong, katniss. about trying to subdue things in the district in public. he’ll do things he doesn’t want to to save innocent lives. maybe he’d even enjoy the shooting propos so that the revolution could burn brighter. but if he felt the same weariness as katniss does about coin then he would’ve turned the districts on coin eventually yk

[icewindandboringhorror]

I got these shoes from someone recently but thought they were way too plain looking, so I set out on a quest to customize them with some sharpies and charms and miscellaneous ribbon I had in my craft drawers. Mostly sky themed (clouds, rainbows, rain, stars, etc.) because that's my favorite aesthetic, but I had to include some cat imagery as well, of course lol.

[flat-leon]

Flat Leon with Ethan & the Duke! :D

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

One of the funniest things my Japanese uni flatmate told me was "Americans laugh like horses." I had been laughing myself to tears watching a movie with a friend, and she comes into the living room and says that, then just stood there. Like she was expecting the two of us to apologize!

My friend and I were baffled because, um, I had never heard of horses laughing.

Flatmate demonstrates by throwing her head back and laughing. Then proceeded to tell us we need to cover mouth when laughing because horses are loud and annoying.

Friend and I couldn't help but laugh even more. By that point, one of the other flatmates, a woman from China, comes out and asks what's so funny, so then we could barely manage to get any words out beyond "we're horses!" I had tears running down my face, and then Chinese flatmate is on the floor laughing now too.

Japanese flatmate was very upset about this. A couple weeks later, I got her a little horse plushie from a pet store (because it squeaked), handsewed a tiny US flag on it, put it in a gift bag, and hung it on her door. She took to squeezing it whenever I was laughing too much, even when in my room with the door closed. Just stand outside my door and squeeze it for several minutes, like it would magically shut me up.

Fucking. Hilarious.

[coolnonsenseworld]

i might be too late for ur pins preorders but discovering u have a polish store made me so happy bc wow shipping that maybe wont be twice the price of what im ordering?? sign me up i cant wait for your next shop update

It would be so much easier if I had a shop that takes different kind of currencies, but these cost like a leg and a rib 🤣 Also I am so happy to hear about an interest in that store! 😭💖

Got you a slav Keith

[sysig]

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