#flashbastard

[dotsayers]

5 / 10 / 15 ? 🎬

5 name a movie you put on to cry to

i don't really put movies on for this purpose but i'll name a movie that makes me cry every time and that is PRIDE. THE PARADE AT THE END. WAHHHHHH

10 already answered!

15 do you like to talk during movies? or silence?

it honestly depends on the film. when i'm watching with alex we chat shit 95% of the time (notable exceptions: uss indianapolis speech in jaws, and after we realised rituals was actually really good) but if i'm watching something good i try to stay focused on the film. me and my partner also love to rag on a bad movie together it must be said

[28dayslater]

Is the TMG gig you found a recording of the one from London last month? Are you able to please share the link? That gig was so incredible!

yes!!!! i cried and cried and cried i can't believe they played you were cool just for me <333

[markcampbells]

🌞⚡🔥?

Hi Elie!! Thank you for these! 💙

🌞dream job?

If this country had universal basic income or money was otherwise no object, my dream is to own an independent bookstore 😭 I really value independent bookstores and especially with the way queer and BIPOC titles are being attacked in the US, I would really love to be a community resource against bigotry and anti-intellectualism.

⚡️favorite ice cream flavor?

Oh man this changes A LOT. Last time I went out for ice cream I got rocky road! But usually if pressed for a favorite I pick strawberry.

🔥last song you listened to?

"Usher, Pt. 3 - Live" from the live recording of Ghost Quartet! As in I got back on my Dave Malloy bullshit I promptly remembered I always feel half despairing I'll never be as much of a genius as he is and half wrecked emotionally by whatever journey he takes me on.

[betanoiz]

6 and 99 for Spotify Wrapped?

number six

a CLASSIC

number 99

a song that is never not stuck in my head

[crvwly]

can we hear abt ur paranormal au?? 👀👀 (from flashbastards)

eeeee im so excited people are interested in the paranormal au

i just shared a little snippet in another ask reply so i'll share the summary i have written here!

Dr. Aziraphale Z. Fell, PhD in Parapsychology at the University of Tadfield, spends the majority of his time outside of his one (1) required teaching unit per semester researching and restoring purportedly "occult" artefacts. Anthony J. Crowley, host of popular occult studies podcast Hell's Digest, is a self-taught occult expert with a penchant for demonology and a fanbase willing to crowdfund pretty much any ridiculous endeavour he suggests. A book of extremely concerning nature comes into Aziraphale's possession, and when studying it sends his stable, comfortable life off the rails, his students suggest bringing in a less-conventional collaborator to help with his research.

[foolishlovers]

started reading chapter 1 and am kicking my feet over how grumpy crowley is omfg

“Fine,” he spat out, lowering his head to avert the sharp look on his friend’s face, causing a couple of ginger strands of hair to fall out of the sloppy bun he had hastily put up in the morning. “Let the bastard ruin our chill dinner with his fussy musical taste. I can’t wait.”

and losing my mind over these loose ginger strands and sloppy bun 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

(from flashbastards)

he is the grumpiest and i’m not sorry 🤭

uuuh if there’s one thing u need to know about me it’s that crowley will probably always have long messy hair in my fics oops

[mielpetite]

Happy Birthday to my patron Flashbastards!! 🎉🎂🥂

I hope you get super spoiled today and have a double helping of cake! Here’s a bit of angel cake to start 🤭

You asked for a pre-fall kiss, but make it steamy… maybe they’ve made efforts at this point, maybe they haven’t been invented yet, I’ll let you decide what happens next ☺️

[lonelyroommp3]

tagged by @flashbastard 🧡

i’m tagging: @loombreaking @towersofpaperbacks @mousemarner @phonecallfromgod @nobodytoldthehorse @einfesteburg @stoportotouch

[dykedteach]

thank you for the tags @truthhux @macbethwitches @p1cassobaby !

rules: make a poll with five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. see which character is everyone's favorite!

tagging @femmefantome @betanoiz @flashbastard @wutheringdyke and anyone else who wants in 💕

[floydmtalbert]

Last line(s) tag!

Thanks so much for the tag, @basilone! 💚 those BoB interviews and letters released/ discovered this last week have given me life, and I was motivated to work on my Lou fic for the first time in months, so:

“It was a dark and stormy night—” Immediately, and somewhat predictably, Louise interrupted. “That’s the best you can do? Really, Floyd. What kind of night isn’t dark?” “Uh…” Floyd said, thinking fast.

If we're talking new projects, I've been jotting down some ideas for my MotA OC Rosie Clifton:

“Alright, I’ll take it,” she tells the mechanic, and glances over at her flight engineer, stood at the edge of the runway apron with a couple of the erks. She has the feeling there was a bet on whether she would take the aircraft or not: one of the lads had looked somewhat triumphant when she said yes.

Tagging: @loveduringthewar and @flashbastard if you're working on anything currently!

[ineffabildaddy]

thank u so much for the tags @queer-reader-07 @flashbastards @celestialcrowley @sabotage-on-mercury @voluptatiscausa !!! i very much enjoyed learning more about u all<3

1) were you named after anyone?

i named myself after sam winchester dflkjljfdk

2) when was the last time you cried?

properly? about a week ago when i was having a Girls With Low Self Esteem moment <3

3) do you have kids?

naurrr i am an Adult With Training Wheels myself as my dad says (i'm 24)

4) what sports do you play/have you played?

oh i love swimming. stopped years ago because Trans. wanna get back into it now i've had top surgery. also i used to be on the netball team at school lmao compulsory sapphic and sapphic-adjacent expeirence

5) do you use sarcasm?

yes lol

6) what's the first thing you notice about people?

oh god ermmm probably the way they speak? like their tone and cadence

7) what's your eye color?

greeeen

8) scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings ofc

9) any talents?

okay i'm gonna say writing bc i know you'll all shout at me if i don't kldjgkjldf

10) where were you born?

north london:-)

11) what are your hobbies?

reading, collecting vinyl, gigs/following tours, writing ofc, animal crossing, and when the mood strikes me, getting american traditional style tattoos lol

12) do you have any pets?

nope:-((( one day!!!

13) how tall are you?

5'9:-)

14) favorite subject in school?

twas always english and religious studies (are we shocked lmfao)

15) dream job?

i don't dream of labour BUT i'd love to either work in a radical bookshop or a record shop:-)

tagging people who i personally haven't seen tagged yet: @sad-chaos-goblin @greenthena @tangerine-ginger @ineffable-rohese @omens-for-ophelia

[rushinintolove]

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

tysm @bildads-shoes for tagging me!!

Roxas - Kingdom Hearts

Oikawa Tooru - Haikyuu

Asuka Langley - Evangelion

Amy Pond - Doctor Who

Gus Fring - Breaking Bad

Pippin - Lord of the Rings

Orihara Izaya - Durarara

Nico di Angelo - Percy Jackson

Hagrid - Harry Potter

Crowley - Good Omens

Some tags (no pressure though!!)... @seraaphiel @belladonna413 @ineffablefuckups @joanwtsn @kenobismullet @kristinsmindinpictures @catabasis @crowleybrekkers @rainbowcrowley @ineffableloverboy @flashbastards

[xflashbastardx]

{ both 'flashbastard' and 'flash-bastard' are taken, so naturally my first thought was to do a letter substitution, like I have in this URL and like I've done with a couple of URLs in the past. My first thought was 'flcshbastard' but that kind of looks like 'flesh bastard' and that's both terrible and extremely funny ghfjkdlskdjfgh }

[crvwly]

do u have playlist for paranormal au?? (from flashbastards)

not yet !!! this is my first time writing primarily from aziraphale's perspective and i actually need to gather some songs for inspiration !!

i think the first song on the playlist will have to be Baby You're A Haunted House

send me song recs that make you think of human aziraphale ?

[weasleywrinkles]

thanks for the tag @sabotage-on-mercury ♥ 1. Are you named after anyone?

Yes, after one of my father's great aunt.

2. When was the last time you cried

Last night. I cry all the time over everything.

3.) Do you have kids?

Nah. Sensitive subject this, but I think taking care of oneself is enough.

4.) What sports do you play/have you played?

*laughs in disability* um, besides the sports in school, I was part of my parents' archery club for a while.

5.) Do you use sarcasm?

I don't know. Do you need water to live?

6.) What's the first thing you notice about people?

The eyes and the smiles. I know all I need to know with these two things.

7.) What's your eye color?

Green-blue

8.) Scary Movies or Happy Endings?

Happy endings. Never truly watched a scary movie, never had the occasion, and it would depend on the kind of horror we're talking about.

9.) Any talents?

Good question. I used to be good at things out of necessity, though. I know how to do some research, because that's what I was trained to do; and maybe when I scribble a word or two on the page I get somewhere. Oh, you know what? Translation. I'm good at translating things.

10.) Where were you born?

In a metropole in the centre of France.

11.) What are your hobbies?

Hanging out with my cats; writing; reading; translating; binge-watching; studying music when I'm nostalgic and, I'm murder at board games.

12.) Do you have any pets?

Yes, I have two cats, one is 4 years old and the other is 2; and they make life so much brighter. Adopt, don't shop, fellow kids.

13.) How tall are you?

1.65 cm but scoliosis is a thing.

14.) Favourite subject in school?

French, English, Latin, History and even though I wasn't good at it, Chemistry.

15.) Dream job?

In another life, I would have loved to be a translator, or a writer.

No pressure tags: @daughterof-wolves @crowley-stardust @goodoldfashionednightingale @omhysandias @flashbastards @crowleyholmes @kenobismullet

[1941-crowley-slut]

@flashbastards where's the furniture oomf? WHERE'S THE FURNITURE???

(Ik you're not an oomf, i'm technically your oomf BUT STILL I LIKE SAYING IT)