#flashbastard

[dotsayers]

5 / 10 / 15 ? 🎬

5 name a movie you put on to cry to

i don't really put movies on for this purpose but i'll name a movie that makes me cry every time and that is PRIDE. THE PARADE AT THE END. WAHHHHHH

10 already answered!

15 do you like to talk during movies? or silence?

it honestly depends on the film. when i'm watching with alex we chat shit 95% of the time (notable exceptions: uss indianapolis speech in jaws, and after we realised rituals was actually really good) but if i'm watching something good i try to stay focused on the film. me and my partner also love to rag on a bad movie together it must be said

[crvwly]

can we hear abt ur paranormal au?? 👀👀 (from flashbastards)

eeeee im so excited people are interested in the paranormal au

i just shared a little snippet in another ask reply so i'll share the summary i have written here!

Dr. Aziraphale Z. Fell, PhD in Parapsychology at the University of Tadfield, spends the majority of his time outside of his one (1) required teaching unit per semester researching and restoring purportedly "occult" artefacts. Anthony J. Crowley, host of popular occult studies podcast Hell's Digest, is a self-taught occult expert with a penchant for demonology and a fanbase willing to crowdfund pretty much any ridiculous endeavour he suggests. A book of extremely concerning nature comes into Aziraphale's possession, and when studying it sends his stable, comfortable life off the rails, his students suggest bringing in a less-conventional collaborator to help with his research.

[mielpetite]

Happy Birthday to my patron Flashbastards!! 🎉🎂🥂

I hope you get super spoiled today and have a double helping of cake! Here’s a bit of angel cake to start 🤭

You asked for a pre-fall kiss, but make it steamy… maybe they’ve made efforts at this point, maybe they haven’t been invented yet, I’ll let you decide what happens next ☺️

[dykedteach]

thank you for tagging me @macbethwitches for my four favourite first watches of december! I have Not had enough first watches this month so I’m going to do for the whole of 2024 instead 💛

anatomy of a fall (2023)

death on the nile (1978)

the menu (2022)

queer (2024)

tagging @offalesse @femmefantome @truthhux @flashbastard !

[floydmtalbert]

Last line(s) tag!

Thanks so much for the tag, @basilone! 💚 those BoB interviews and letters released/ discovered this last week have given me life, and I was motivated to work on my Lou fic for the first time in months, so:

“It was a dark and stormy night—” Immediately, and somewhat predictably, Louise interrupted. “That’s the best you can do? Really, Floyd. What kind of night isn’t dark?” “Uh…” Floyd said, thinking fast.

If we're talking new projects, I've been jotting down some ideas for my MotA OC Rosie Clifton:

“Alright, I’ll take it,” she tells the mechanic, and glances over at her flight engineer, stood at the edge of the runway apron with a couple of the erks. She has the feeling there was a bet on whether she would take the aircraft or not: one of the lads had looked somewhat triumphant when she said yes.

Tagging: @loveduringthewar and @flashbastard if you're working on anything currently!

[ineffabildaddy]

thank u so much for the tags @queer-reader-07 @flashbastards @celestialcrowley @sabotage-on-mercury @voluptatiscausa !!! i very much enjoyed learning more about u all<3

1) were you named after anyone?

i named myself after sam winchester dflkjljfdk

2) when was the last time you cried?

properly? about a week ago when i was having a Girls With Low Self Esteem moment <3

3) do you have kids?

naurrr i am an Adult With Training Wheels myself as my dad says (i'm 24)

4) what sports do you play/have you played?

oh i love swimming. stopped years ago because Trans. wanna get back into it now i've had top surgery. also i used to be on the netball team at school lmao compulsory sapphic and sapphic-adjacent expeirence

5) do you use sarcasm?

yes lol

6) what's the first thing you notice about people?

oh god ermmm probably the way they speak? like their tone and cadence

7) what's your eye color?

greeeen

8) scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings ofc

9) any talents?

okay i'm gonna say writing bc i know you'll all shout at me if i don't kldjgkjldf

10) where were you born?

north london:-)

11) what are your hobbies?

reading, collecting vinyl, gigs/following tours, writing ofc, animal crossing, and when the mood strikes me, getting american traditional style tattoos lol

12) do you have any pets?

nope:-((( one day!!!

13) how tall are you?

5'9:-)

14) favorite subject in school?

twas always english and religious studies (are we shocked lmfao)

15) dream job?

i don't dream of labour BUT i'd love to either work in a radical bookshop or a record shop:-)

tagging people who i personally haven't seen tagged yet: @sad-chaos-goblin @greenthena @tangerine-ginger @ineffable-rohese @omens-for-ophelia

[froggierboy]

top 6 films i watched in 2024

tagged by @fraudulentzodiac thank you <3 !!

some notes

- i didn't track my movie watching this year, so i had to wrack my brain for what i watched for the first time in 2024 lol

- almost every movie that really touched me this year was a horror movie. does that say something about me? about the quality of horror movies? who knows. good films.

- would i call deadpool and wolverine a "good" movie? eh. i dunno. but i found it engaging and funny. it made me feel good. sometimes that's all i want from a movie

- al pacino popped off

tagging: @igotofetchthesun @flashbastard @grapehyasynth @seadeepy and please anyone who wants to consider yourself tagged! talk to me abt movies!

[aziraphales-library]

Hellouu!!! I was looking for some reincarnation fanfics, with them both being reincarnated as humans and then remembering again or something like that? Thank you so much! ♥

Hi! We have some of the more well-known reincarnation fics here, so check that post. Here are a few more for you...

Damnatio Memoriae by Cryptand_Bismol (M)

Shortly after oysters in Rome, Crowley and Aziraphale are caught fraternising. God hasn't been heard from in millennia, and the punishment falls to Gabriel and Beelzebub. Having no access to their opponent's destructive tools of hellfire and holy water, each respective side curses them to live and die like humans. Only they didn't know that only God has the power to strip a celestial of their power. And instead the curse causes them to live and die as humans, repeatedly, reincarnated for the rest of time.

All My Tomorrows by summerofspock (M)

Aziraphale was meant to spread harmony, a purpose he could not fulfill in his terrifying angelic form. When Heaven's attempts to create a corporeal form failed, he was born into the world like any human, only realizing his power and purpose when Heaven Called.

Then, like any human, he died. And then was born again. And again. And again.

OR

Every generation Heaven and Hell each selected a child to be the Vessel and when the time came that the angel or the demon was needed, they were Called.

we were angels once, don't you remember? by rosetintedraybans (T)

Demons are rather uncreative. So, after the disastrous initial attempt to destroy the traitors, it’s Gabriel’s turn to exact punishment on Aziraphale and Crowley. And we all know it’s going to be anything but uncreative.

Or, no matter what Heaven or Hell throws at them, Aziraphale and Crowley will find each other time and time again.

From the Top (Say Your Lines Once More) by CoffeeStars (T)

Crowley lives and dies and wakes up to repeat the cycle. And every single time Aziraphale is there, a different face and new memories.

For A Thousand Years by FlashBastard (T)

Aziraphale is made human and Crowley is still a demon. Time does not stop Crowley from trying to find his love.

By My Side by Demonicputto (T)

When Crowley is given the chance at a human life (birth to death, family, Free Will, the whole shebang) he takes it. He does this, in part, to protect Aziraphale from being forced to take the same opportunity against his will.

However, once Crowley is off on this metaphysical adventure, Aziraphale learns that his friend’s new life is not all that was advertised. To protect a small, amnesic Crowley from a childhood of cruelty, Aziraphale must go after him. If he’s going to do so, he must become human himself.

Now in the form of a nine-year-old boy (though with his memories mercifully intact) Aziraphale must navigate adoptive parents, child therapists, and nativity plays to try and provide what protection he can to his dearest companion.

Part 1 of By My Side series

- Mod D

[weasleywrinkles]

thanks for the tag @sabotage-on-mercury ♥ 1. Are you named after anyone?

Yes, after one of my father's great aunt.

2. When was the last time you cried

Last night. I cry all the time over everything.

3.) Do you have kids?

Nah. Sensitive subject this, but I think taking care of oneself is enough.

4.) What sports do you play/have you played?

*laughs in disability* um, besides the sports in school, I was part of my parents' archery club for a while.

5.) Do you use sarcasm?

I don't know. Do you need water to live?

6.) What's the first thing you notice about people?

The eyes and the smiles. I know all I need to know with these two things.

7.) What's your eye color?

Green-blue

8.) Scary Movies or Happy Endings?

Happy endings. Never truly watched a scary movie, never had the occasion, and it would depend on the kind of horror we're talking about.

9.) Any talents?

Good question. I used to be good at things out of necessity, though. I know how to do some research, because that's what I was trained to do; and maybe when I scribble a word or two on the page I get somewhere. Oh, you know what? Translation. I'm good at translating things.

10.) Where were you born?

In a metropole in the centre of France.

11.) What are your hobbies?

Hanging out with my cats; writing; reading; translating; binge-watching; studying music when I'm nostalgic and, I'm murder at board games.

12.) Do you have any pets?

Yes, I have two cats, one is 4 years old and the other is 2; and they make life so much brighter. Adopt, don't shop, fellow kids.

13.) How tall are you?

1.65 cm but scoliosis is a thing.

14.) Favourite subject in school?

French, English, Latin, History and even though I wasn't good at it, Chemistry.

15.) Dream job?

In another life, I would have loved to be a translator, or a writer.

No pressure tags: @daughterof-wolves @crowley-stardust @goodoldfashionednightingale @omhysandias @flashbastards @crowleyholmes @kenobismullet

[1941-crowley-slut]

@flashbastards where's the furniture oomf? WHERE'S THE FURNITURE???

(Ik you're not an oomf, i'm technically your oomf BUT STILL I LIKE SAYING IT)

[grapehyasynth]

tag game - thank you for the tags @k-pepp @darktwistedgenderplural @justfriendsbestthings !

Currently reading: The Secret History by Donna Tartt

Favourite Colour: blue

Last song: the last thing I played was the podcast Amicus but the last song was Moving Like That by our bb Omar

Last movie: Ex Machina

Sweet/spicy/savoury: all of them every day

Currently working on: cleaning out my emails

tagging some folks from my recent notifs: @augustgrass @daylightsimon @scouser-villanelle @flashbastard @macang-world

[queenofthearchipelago]

i cannot stop thinking abt your idea of aziraphale using (crowley’s) stardust or matter from his nebula to craft adam. ive been sketching out a series of different fics to write. would you mind if i wrote one based on this? you would a million percent get all the credit for the idea! ( - from @flashbastards )

Oh my goodness! YES, PLEASE write any fics you want with the idea! All I ask is that you send me a link to the fic if you write it! I'm so excited for whatever you'll create! And I'm also so extra happy that you and others are loving that theory of mine. This story and this fandom are both so amazing :)

[crvwly]

do u have playlist for paranormal au?? (from flashbastards)

not yet !!! this is my first time writing primarily from aziraphale's perspective and i actually need to gather some songs for inspiration !!

i think the first song on the playlist will have to be Baby You're A Haunted House

send me song recs that make you think of human aziraphale ?

[iamnotamagpie]

Hope you don't mind @flashbastard but didn't have a way to put into words until now

not only are there no bad languages there are also no bad or annoying dialects

[floydmtalbert]

WIP word game!!

Rules: You will be given a word. Share one sentence/ excerpt from your WIP(s) that start with each letter of that word.

@shoshiwrites gave me the word heart! And since I have recently tripped and fallen into a situation involving Louise in the MotAverse (yes I am still laughing at myself), I thought I’d share a few bits from that document 👀

[H] Her voice is low and a little laughing, and it is this that finally convinces him: the tone of wry amusement, so familiar from that night in London, her quips and questions and the lamplight on her hair.

[E] Even further away, over Norwich, searchlights sweep the sky.

[A] As he draws back, his lips brush against her skin, the slight hollow under her cheekbone where there is a soft, almost invisible down.

[R] Rosie leans back in his chair and looks at her, eyes crinkling and a smile playing at the corners of his mouth.

[T] The row of exclamation marks worries her a little, but the next morning she finds herself looking forward to it. Dancing, drinks, chatter and laughter. A distraction.

Tagging, with absolutely no pressure: @flashbastard, if you’re working on something currently! Your word is golden.

[froggierboy]

9 people to get to know better

tagged by @hullomoon <3

last song: don't think twice it's alright by bob dylan

currently watching: the owl house and only murders in the building

currently reading: fight club by chuck palahniuk and pageboy by elliot page

current obsession: good omens >:3

tagging: @doing-90mph-in-central-london @changemunson @grapehyasynth @eddieschains @yourdaddyslumberjack @wizardfvcker @flashbastard @matthewpond @nighthawkes