rye/ryen/froggie || 25 || he/him || lover of shenanigans and transsexualism || @ryry_peaches on ao3, @ryexstitches on instagram, @froggerboy on bsky
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I had a beloved psych teacher in high school who got warned by the principal at least once to stop running psychological experiments on students - he was literally made for prank YouTube before YouTube even existed, these weren't even formally constructed tests of the scientific method, it was just clownery and tbh I think teaching at a catholic school for 2 decades does something to you psychologically.
but anyway the one that went down in history was when he faked his own death in front of a classroom full of his students "just to see how they would respond, for science"
but he couldn't just fake a heart attack...because that would be lame... he concocted an elaborate scenario where a former student of his came in during a quiet self-study time and got in an argument with him about past grades. and the situation escalated, and this kid pulls out a fake gun and the teacher is like "oh my god!!" and gets shot in the chest - he had fake blood and everything and was doing his best to serve an oscar-winning performance. but I mean if you're known for clownery then. lol. most of the students were like "oh. we're being experimented on again" and just sat back mentally eating popcorn as a handful of people who didn't know him well freaked out.
nobody got hurt but he didn't record data or anything he was just like "wow that was interesting...let's talk about why none of you over there cared I was dying...it hurt my feelings...."
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if u had a singing toothbrush as a kid the song is never too far from ur mind when u brush ur teeth forever
#rye.txt#me: time to practice dental hygiene :) sure hope i have normal thoughts#my brain: SOMETIMES I WALK A LITTLE FASTER IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAYS JUST TO GET NEXT TO YOU
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made a new best friend last night btw (it's the wicked dragon)(i love him)
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#y'all are free for 48 hours regularly??#i have to specifically put in a request for time off if i want my days off together most of the time#next week i have 3 days off but they dont touch at all
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aware that 911 is always like....like that but especially unhappy with the implication that not wanting to be filmed by strangers at your job is a sign of some sort of guilt
#rye.txt#ive been filmed by strangers at work and it's ! fucking scary and weird! and really dehumanizing!#doesnt mean i'm a violent criminal desperate to hide from law enforcement to not want to be on some jackassy gimmick tiktok account
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being in yr 20s is mostly abt everybody getting a job in health care it turns out
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im starting up my new business aventure: We will be filming bug porn in a shoe box
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it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#reminds me of the teacher at i think it was sandy hook? who said#'we aren't supposed to touch the kids but i held them because they were so scared and i thought they might die' or something to that effect
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the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday
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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying
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Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes
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who's hotter: young al pacino or young marlon brando (this is not about how they are as persons this is purely physical thank you)
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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