froggierboy

[froggierboy]

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

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I generally agree with that post going around about how you should let kids fuck around and find out with physical play but it carries this weighty implication that if you don’t develop kinesthetics at an early age you’ll never develop them at all, which is a very discouraging way to talk about the real possibilities of adult life

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girl what?

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Got called a weirdo irl for the way I write my fics sooo

I am the “writes in document tabs” if anyone’s wondering

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When people come over, sometimes they want to go into my basement. This can be for professional reasons (plumbers, electricians, city inspectors, semi-illegal searches of my property for the whereabouts of my landlord) but it is often friends, who want to go down in order to see if I have the part they need.

As you can imagine, when you collect several metric tons of decaying 1970s Mopars, you also accumulate a lot of the parts and general bric-a-brac. For instance, I have like ten Dart radio antennas, which is more than eBay will ever offer at once. Little bits of chrome, to make your car look like it did when it was new. The only extant glovebox lock for a '72 Newport. All this, and more, in my basement. So what's the problem?

In this scenario, as with many others in home ownership, the problem is spiders. For whatever reason – probably the intermingled scent of old hydrocarbons and prime web-building real estate – spiders really love my basement. Every time I go down there, I have to shake dozens of them off the part I want. Of course, I would never hurt them – such a thing would invite rain, and then that rain would make my backyard impassable and my cars would smell even more like mould – but I do not hesitate to evict them if it suits my needs. Kind of like my landlord, really. I hope they never find his body.

Now, the spiders freak a lot of people out. I kinda get it. The media has spent a lot of time and money making folks afraid of our eight-legged friends. For what reason, I can only speculate, but it is often that I have to serve as a part-time therapist for grown adults who are allowed to operate at high speeds a two-ton 1970s Chrysler product but are terrified of little fuzzy creatures that barely comprehend your existence. I just add it as a "special handling" charge on their bill, much like the hospital charges you for crying. And if I have to go down there, hoo boy, you're gonna be shelling out for that mirror cover or cigarette lighter spring.

My point is that you don't have to be afraid of the spiders. Me and my arachnid pals simply coexist. I'd charge them rent, but the exchange rate between "partially-mummified bug corpses" and dollars is not particularly great this year. So come on down to my place: if you're not terrified of spiders, you can get a really great deal. Not you, officer. Nice try. Is that even a real warrant, or did you draw it on the back of a Denny's kid's club menu in crayon?

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SEVERANCE | Season 2, Episode 6, "Attila"

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People turning against Chappell Roan for not accepting harassment & stalking of her and her family, saying Hozier is acting embarrassing for defending his girlfriend THAT Y'ALL WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT after she got harassed online, calling Pedro Pascal names for.. apparently not greeting fans loudly in his own private time?

Y'all have GOT to get a grip on real life if you think celebs establishing boundaries is working against you. You do not know these people, you will not sleep with these people and they do not owe you anything!!!!!!

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What? Huh? You want me to stop? Sorry my ears don't work too good and I can't hear you over the wet slapping. The fish? You don't like it when I hit you with the fish? Why?

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civic duty

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got one sock, looking for another

got one sock, looking for its brother

when i find that sock, tell you what i'll do

i'll put it on my foot and i'll stick it in my shoe

the sock rhyme from wayside school will be with me until i die i can tell you that

[froggierboy]

the sock rhyme from wayside school will be with me until i die i can tell you that

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Promotion for Chappell Roan's new single "The Giver"

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my ctph senses are tingling - if you wanna do something like this, please

- check if your meds are moisture sensitive (most are at least to some degree) and if so consider either only putting a couple in at a time or placing a dessicant in there with them

- store it in a cabinet or somewhere else that won't see a lot of natural or artificial light

you can always ask your pharmacist if it's okay to store a certain medication outside of a tightly shut, light-resistant container. exposure to light and moisture can damage a lot of pills and affect their efficacy. please be safe when adding whimsy to your life

holy shit

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What has been used on one side, is lost on the other side. There's no going back.

THE SUBSTANCE 2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat

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nerd lesbians playing rainbow road..... fork found in kitchen

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Honestly I can tell you finding out art was made by AI really does immediately, legitimately sour it for me, like people will trot this out as a Gotcha for anti-AI people but it's just making it clear they don't consider art to be the conversation that it is lol. It's similar to the way Harry Potter immediately soured for me because engaging with it while knowing the kind of heart Rowling is writing from changes the way the work feels; there isn't any moralizing or whatever that I have to do, it's easy to drop it because it's rotted in my hands.

"Oh but you LIKED this song before, nothing changed!" The conversational partner did. A very large portion of what is interesting to me about art is thinking of why the creator chose that instrumentation, or what made them want to make the thing in the first place. Finding out I've been talking to a wall completely removes an entire third of the force that art is to me, and I can't argue that anything about art or its consumption is Objectively Correct but I can argue it's fucking boring lmao