#flabbergasted if you will

[kirumarythechair]

how i feel after getting traumadumped by a classmate and then blocked

[national-hockey-gay]

SOMEONE HELP MY TWIN’S EX-PARTNER OF OVER A YEAR JUST TEXTED ME

[aldenhan]

i made my friends guess the names of war and peace characters and this is what they came up with

[noirvette]

HELLO?? THANK U FOR 100 GUYS 😭😭 I LOVE YOU ALL 🫶🫶🫶🫶 MWAHHH

[flateric420]

i had some homophobic lady come into my work today - it was literally insane, I’ve never actually met someone who was genuinely homophobic like that i think im traumatised and im not even gay

basically my work really tries to get photos for our social media, so i asked if i could take a photo of her and her grandkids for our facebook which she accepted. when i went around the counter and began to ask her grandkids what prop they wanted to hold - she whispered to me asking if i supported ‘that thing’ … I genuinely thought she was talking about palestine or something, i was extremely confused but didnt want to be insensitive so i didn’t really comment, then she pointed into a part of our store and started talking about rainbows and asked again ‘the rainbows, you don’t support those things do you..?’ i was speechless honestly, there wasn’t even anything rainbow where she was pointing, then she continued to say: ‘you know, the rainbow how it supports (then she started whispering) gays…’

oh my god.

i was like ????? i think if anything is rainbow it’s just the branding of the product? and then i pointed to the flags we have hanging in the store, which are all different flags of different countries and asked if she meant that - she ended up forgetting about it and taking the photo, then proceeded to apologise for being angry and said ‘I have a right to ask that, i didn’t think you would support that’

im sorry?!?! my work supports everyone

this was literally such a crazy experience, and I cannot stop thinking about it, those poor kids are going to grow up without equality

[wigglesdtuff]

Local 28 year old experiences small act of genuine kindness for the first time in her life

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

you really need to raise your standards for what's considered "a phrase" because if it only makes sense in the specific context of the post it was originally found in and it isn't repeatable in other situations, that's not a phrase that has entered the lexicon, that's just something someone said one time.

i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle

What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.

its my fuckin blog bitch ill shit where i want

[ghostbsuter]

He'd been flying above Metropolis.

Like a good ghost! Doing nothing but relax! Enjoying the weather, really.

It was so cool, Superman came up to him, they talked even! Superman was very, very, uncomfortable when Danny mentioned he was kinda dead.

It was really awesome.

Yeah, the keypoint being was.

Now? Now he is in Superman's arms, very much alive after being hit by a stray beam from Lex Luthors newest invention, quite literally hit from the sky when he didn't expect it and out of f reflex turned back human.

"I'm... alive?" He jokes weakly, smiling awkwardly at Superman's stare.

Danny considered this awkward.

Clark was processing the fact Lex Luthor somehow managed to bring back someone from death, his hands now full of said miracle and—

Shit, does the kid even have family left? What's he going to tell Lois!?

[tooquirkytolose]

Everyone loves my moms mexican rice and proclaim it the best they've ever had and I see a lot of recipes out there that are either too fussy or too bland so I'll just list the things my mom does that she says make it good

-you really truly do not need chicken bouillon/chicken broth. Plain water is fine, my mom started omitting the bouillon when I became vegetarian so I could eat it and literally no one knows the difference its fine

- you don't need cumin or cilantro you just need onion, garlic, salt and tomato sauce (or jarred tomatoes)

-FRY YOUR RICE!!! in oil!!! Fry until golden brown and nutty, DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP it adds flavor and deepens the color of the end product if you don't fry your rice in oil it looks pale and unappetizing

-blend your water, chopped onion, garlic cloves, and tomato sauce (or jarred tomatoes) add this liquid to the fried rice after you've drained the excess oil, cook like regular rice

You will now be the envy of all mexican mothers and taquerias 👍

[tootditoot]

👁👄👁

I have yet to see an owl, they are mythical creatures in my eyes

[karnivowl]

Did anyone else watch that 2 hour long video essay about King Candy/Turbo bc I sure did but I think I’m late to the party rip

(This is old but I’ve always wanted to add something to the wreck-it Ralph talk since I was like 10 LOL, and now that that video essay is popular im rubbin my lil hands together like ehehehehe)

[doydoune]

hey have you heard of this brand new aa trend that totally just came out

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

the degree to which magic in bbc merlin is an allegory for queerness is insane. what do you mean people with magic hide in fear for their lives because it’s illegal. what do you mean merlin’s mother sent him away to the big city bc she was afraid of what would happen if their small town found out he had magic. what do you mean merlin is taken in by an unmarried old man who used to practice magic but can’t anymore. what do you mean morgana was morally on uther’s side until she realized who she was and that he was wrong for wanting people like her dead. what do you mean anti-magical propaganda spreads misinformation that all magic is evil and everyone who practices it is also evil and should be killed. what do you mean there’s a recurring underlying theme of magical being solidarity

[just-null]

Do you ever do requests? If so, do you ever plan on drawing some Yandere with the Hantengu clones? :D hope you have a good day/night!!!

Mentioning an unfamiliar name

yes!! I love yanderes.. and these guys.. these guys are such good material...... nods nods..

I'm not sure about requests..I assume you mean drawing requests? I suppose if it REALLY catches my interest enough, I'd do it, but it'd probably just be line art/sketches.

[poonyo]

Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy Pride and Prejudice, 2005

[eightspringdays]

love how fujimoto created a character named Fami, who embodies the fear of starvation, which makes her the famine devil and also part of the four horsemen. and she eats a lot, all the time. and when asked why she doesn't gain weight, her literal deadpanned answer is "I shit a lot. wanna see proof?"

and the interaction is