#five feet apart because there not gay

[captainjade101]

Class 2-A trying to learn the periodic table and compounds after the war

Denki struggling: so a mixture is just two atoms chillin in a hot tub five feet apart because there not bonded

[suguelya]

been rewatching the vesperia stageplay aftershow bonuses and felt the urge to compile kato and tsubasa's silly gay moments so the rest of you can enjoy and cry about it too :>

[the-gom-jabbar]

The Bene Gesserit: All these years of careful planning wasted. The Duke's child was meant to be a girl and marry Feyd-Ruatha, uniting the Houses of Harkonnen and Atriedes.

Feyd: yeah but like where's the problem?

Bene Gesserit:

Feyd: I mean I'm not gay but I'll fuck him if that will keep you all quiet for five minutes.

Paul:

[my-current-obsession]

every time i see bakudeku compared to k/ance (now specifically in terms of them getting shafted in the ending and/or accused of queerbaiting) i take psychic damage

[martyrbat]

batman #400

[ID: Batman and Ra's al Ghul in a standoff in a long, horizontal panel. Batman's cape is flowing dramatically alongside him and reaches reaches out for Ra's as if it has a mind of its own. Batman stoically stands far away from the other man. Their speech bubbles have been edited to be blank and they're against a bright yellow background. END ID]

[0809sysblings]

sometimes i think about the fact that "Mikoto" could be split into "mi"+"koto" and how "mi" is a way to say three (which IS the reading you'd use when counting things using the universal/generic counter, つ) and "koto" is a way to say "thing", but specifically things that are not physical/concrete in nature and are more like concepts.

three things

Trikoto theory confirmed

[thespaceyace]

laywright commission for the homie

[kai-strophics]

What do you MEAN Ryupego canonically got a kiss in the OVA and nobody told me???

"Oh Ryuji's just pulling his bro closer-" no they're smooching on the lips

Ryuji's event - 21:50

[evanslawyer]

A nice nature walk with Evan and Isaac!

…and Jordan isn’t too happy about that

[fluffyposting]

I love that the Moomin website itself is so happy to talk about Tove, her sexuality and how it impacted her writing. Like, that’s so cool. We love to see it.

[ispirrazione]

incredibly iconic that internally i have two names for their ship. one is fruit basket (elliott = pomegranates, sillyboy = peaches) i think its cute and it fits however the other is sardines because. damn i really. romanced him with raw fish

[kentucky-cried-fricken-123]

saw two people fighting over if milk comes first or cereal and i amlike, y'all put milk in your cereal?!

Hear me out:

cereal with milk-coffee (seperately ofc)

[avaleigh16]

Price: Eugh, Soap.

Y/n: Remember when he tried to kill us because I wouldn’t marry him?

Gaz: He's always trying to trick me into giving him my house!

Ghost: One time I caught him stealing my moisturizer…

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Ghost: Two brooooos!

Soap: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Ghost: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Soap:

Ghost:

Soap: *tearing up*

Ghost: Babe, c'mon...

Soap: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Ghost: Babe...

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Y/n: Bad news—Soap locked himself outside of his own house.

Y/n: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Y/n: Bad news— Price finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Y/n: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Y/n: Bad news—it was Gaz, and since he already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he will never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

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*Ghost comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/n’s bedroom.*

Y/n: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Ghost: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Ghost: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Y/n: ...

[tiktaalic]

let's all talk about supernatural. i'll start. in 2009 kim manners told misha collins it was gay to sit on a bed. due to the lack of distance. he was right. and misha collins did it anyway. what followed was 12 years of television subject to different directors writers and actors all with different opinions on the subject of whether or not dean and castiel were gay. because of this rotating list of minds and directions the messages you receive are varied. but crucially. there is groundwork laid in closeups. standing five feet apart in bobby's kitchen filmed as if they're face to face. across the room from each other in tmwwbk but cuts between close up to close up. now you could easily argue that camerawork that rejects this method is trying to convey a different message of less empathy. but. we are not working only with camera work that conveys distance. we're working with a foundation of intimate conversations filmed as intimate closeups . followed by intimate conversations filmed with yards and yards between them. for an amv i was trying to use the s8 talk where cas is sitting on the bed and dean walks over sits down and says talk to me and i eventually had to scrap it because they're never in the same frame. i was going frame by frame in that scene trying to get maybe three seconds where you can see both of them but you never can. in the scene where dean sits a foot away and asks. what's wrong. you can tell me. you can talk to me. and cas proceeds to bare his soul. which is one of two things: bad directing, or purposeful directing. bad directing requires us to operate under the assumption that people who work on supernatural are bad at their jobs (likely). purposeful directing requires us to operate under the assumption that people who work on supernatural are good at their jobs, and given an intimate conversation, looked for ways to dilute the emotion in it, and did so. this is also likely. when supernatural shows me castiel telling dean i love you, and does it with shoddy camerawork, they are practicing tell not show. they are turning to the camera and telling me. this means nothing. disregard this. dont you see how they're a good court length apart from each other. doesn't this distance make you feel like you should interpret this with a platonic lens. but what they are showing me. is castiel telling dean winchester. i love you. which comes across even through the janky disjointed shots. the diluted effect still has an outsized emotional impact. so my takeaway is not. well i guess this means nothing. it is. i see the tricks you are trying to use on me. and they dont work on me because i know how to interpret storytelling and i'm not young and shiny and stupid. my takeaway is . wow. dean and cas., are in love for real, and they put it on my screen, and i am going to plant dynamite in director richard speight's home

[apolaskiart]

Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cus they're not gay negative five feet apart because they're working things out...

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Semifinals

Propaganda under the cut:

Sam/Dean:

I'm sorry but they have it all. children of metaphorical incest just continuing the cycle in any way they can. they are brothers and mother + son and wives and each other's scorned lovers and life partners they've had multiple infidelity arcs they are sexually psychopathic together they have forsook life and morality and the earth itself for each other and just love each other so much . They are literally in a heaven of their own making together for eternity, incestuously. Come on!!! Blueprint!!!!! It's not gay if he's your brother!!!!!

dean did stuff to sam's dead body in ahbl. i just know it

Messed-up, isolated sibs with all the daddy and abandonment issues. Their lives are so claustrophobic with the brothers no more than five feet apart in the car, a motel room, or standing next to civilians (face it, they are frigging magnets). Can't leave out that they are always touching each other to check for wounds which is a huge PLUS for any shipper.

Sam and Dean ARE literally the blowjob brothers. They walk into a situation and everyone goes well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers....... And they say. Yep. That's us. And then they fix the situation with their epic love story

THE classic, iconic, show shopping, never done before etc. etc. incest ship. It changed fandom and it changed the world

Dave/Rose:

Daverose blondetwin sweep because they were codependent without ever meeting from growing up seeing each other in their dreams

What does it mean to be an abused teenage boy growing up alone and seeing a girl in your dreams every night who is also your best friend. and when you finally meet her you go on a suicide mission together even though nobody was asking you to die with her. and then you are the only two human beings left in the recognizable universe on a cold meteor surrounded by aliens but you’re glad it’s with her. and when you finally touch the girl from your childhood dreams she looks exactly like you. because she’s your sister

I don't have words for how good these snarky assholes are together. DaveRose is brain chemistry changing. They both put up so many fronts, and engage in so much snarky wordplay, and are constantly trying to get under each other's facade. They play off each other so well, witty and sharp, I need them to be together always

We all die & we all die alone are the two cold truths of the universe but dave and rose broke both simultaneously by ascending to godhood together

Their twincest wins because it is just so confusingly tragic? profound? dave leaving rose behind in a doomed world, dave following her to the bomb. they are both so closed & cut off & curt its hard to imagine the depth of these things. but that is their love language: giving up their lives for each other over and over, in a confusing and fumbling and heartfelt love song. i can’t say i love you but i know we’ll die together anyway. because we’re made of the exact same stuff. i’ll find you again at the last moment. that’s love.

THEY DIED TOGETHER, YOUR HONOR

Confirmed canon by the author, (something happened) between them. Parallels of dying by each other's sides in EVERY timeline. They are THE womb-to-tomb. There is nothing platonic about winking at your brother while talking about crushes, that shit is incestuous. Seer/Knight archetype. They will die protecting each other.

do you realize love someone if you don’t follow them on a suicide mission into the gaping maw of a literal fucking sun after they knock you out and psychoanalyze you in your dreams? the blueprint of the “ethereal androgynous blonde boygirl twins” trope. witch/knight dynamics. they find each other to die together in every timeline no matter what (but they’re still emotionally constipated teenagers who bicker and make fun of each other in pesterchum). kids with grown-up powers. perfect little freaks of nature. what if we looked exactly like each other’s eyes