#fishbreath

[lucidpast]

Notable Cats, 1932

Lucky Fishbreath, Tommy Topper, "The Professor"

[dinkydruid]

a tiny princeling blocks your path. he beckons.

do you trust him?

[the-tipsy-tailor]

a kindred spirit

Machete is the type of dog to need to sniff a treat for a whole minute then finally take it to eat it in a completely different area.

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[tamaaiba]

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

hiii!!! just a reminder, you shouldnt name your kits skykit or give them a -sky suffix!! me and plenty of other skyclan cats have expressed our discomfort with our clan name being used on other cats :3

🐈‍⬛ whiskers-andpaws  Follow

how about you mind your business??? my great-great-grandma had -sky as a suffix and i dont see anything wrong with it??? who cares

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

you cats didnt even know skyclan existed shut the fuck up you ignorant thunderclan cat

🐈‍⬛ whiskers-andpaws  Follow

HELLO?????? IF IT WERENT FOR THUNDERCLAN YOUR ASS WOULD STILL BE GONE

🌊 willowclawz  Follow

Typical of ThunderClan to act like they’re entitled to everything. All because you got a few prophecies you think you’re better than everyone.

sixfallingsnowflakes-deactivated

lmao rich coming from a fishbreath. whens the last time you were relevant?

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

Hey guys can you stop blowing up my notes

🐞 i-am-a-bug  Follow

Is anyone gonna bring up the fact that we literally have a ShadowClan medicine cat named Shadowsight

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

a shadowclan cat. i dont care if shadowclan names their kits after themselves i just don’t want them using sky

sixfallingsnowflakes-deactivated

“yOU cANT lOOK aT tHE sKY iF yOURE nOT sKYCLAN”

🐇 rabbitz394  Follow

ThunderClan 🫵

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

alright whatever. I deleted the post stop arguing about useless nonsense

🐈‍⬛ whiskers-andpaws  Follow

You started it though, lol

sixfallingsnowflakes-deactivated

shit like this is why skyclan shouldve never left their gorge

🐇 rabbitz394  Follow

HELLO???

🐈‍⬛ whiskers-andpaws  Follow

🎂 I’m sorry my mutual left that note on your post

🌈 dashing-winds  Follow

anyone in this thread eat catnip

🔔 bellmoon  Follow

posts that have 10000 notes to me

morningsun115-deactivated

Hey OP!! I’m sorry everyone’s been so mean to you! I’m from RiverClan and have a SkyClan mate and I was wondering if it’d be okay if we named our kits Riverkit and Skykit to unite our clans together? I understand if not!!!

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

you what

🪷 lilypadz  Follow

@/morningsun115 is Echofrog from RiverClan btw

🐇 rabbitz394  Follow

HELLO????

🐱 throwawayaccount  Follow

hey im on a burner account to protect my identity but @/morningsun115 is literally my mate and im from shadowclan???

🌈 dashing-winds  Follow

IT GOT WORSE

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

😭😭😭 im going insane

🦔 scuddles-away  Follow

hwuh… echofrog is my mate we’re literally both from riverclan what in starclan is going on

wings-of-ash-deactivated

shit is like this why ill never leave this site of no stars

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

well you literally deactivated so

🫧 staring-atthe-sun  Follow

@/wings-of-ash FUCKING DIED

[000marie198]

Mangey will do what cats do and sleep on top of laptops while they're still being used

Imagine him doing that to Eggman

Grumbling and annoyed, the scientist complains and tells him to get off, he's ruining weeks' work. Mangey opens his eyes, gives him the indifferent sassy cat look™ and goes back to chilling, kneading on the keys, having pressed who knows what, then yawns and curls up.

Growling, Eggman reaches out to try and pick up the fox only to be halted by a blade pointing at him

"Nuh uh uh, don't ye even think 'bout it, fishbreath," Sails smirks, his contraption casually spinning the other sword and his free hand affectionately patting Mangey on the head. "Let tha lad sleep."

Unable to proceed, the scientist grumbles and stomps away, wondering when his life got even more frustrating as the twins passionately discuss the flaws of his documents like two review researchers on the other side of the lab, going over his database and downloading all his plans while explosions ring from outside, clear indication of what Sonic and the rest of his friends are up to.

[theplottdump]

Kāne: Is that a promise? Sunny: Yep. I promise to not miss you while you abandon me forever. Not even a little bit. Kāne: Not even a smidge? Sunny: 𝘕𝘰𝘱𝘦! But HANSEL might though. So you'd probably better come back anyway.

Kāne: Y'know it's weird. Sunny: What? Kāne: Do you think maybe we're friends? Sunny: I dunno, I'd have to think about it. You did try to drown me. Kāne: Only cause you were being a total stink. Sunny: Not any stinkier than your fishbreath.

Sunny: Well alright. If we 𝙖𝙧𝙚 to be friends, then you're going to have to swear. Kāne: Heck. Butts. Beans. Sunny: No, not like that- 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦.

Kāne: What's that? Sunny: I told you- 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦. Kāne: Well it looks like your finger.

Sunny: It's cymbolic dummy. Kāne: Does that mean it's contagious? Sunny: It 𝘔𝘌𝘈𝘕𝘚- that I, Sunny Helianthus Plott, Captain of the doomed galleon, herebyes promotes Kāne Bosun Fishbreath, (𝘵𝘩��𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶) to be the new First Mate of 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗸.

Kāne: And the catch? Sunny: No more murderization attempts, no mutinies, and you have to laugh at all my jokes, 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 if they're not funny.

Sunny: You must promise to be my first and best friend forever from this day on, and of course you'll have to officially defeat First Mate Bearbosa in Hand to Paw to Fishtail Combat. 𝘉𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥.

Kāne: As long as you promise you won't forget me while I'm gone.

Sunny: 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳.

Sunny: See you later?

Kāne: Yeah.

𝙎𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧.

[aita-blorbos]

AWTA for ripping our brother's wing and horn off?

We (100+ m) are a god of chaos and darkness, and our brother, il (100+ m) is a God of the BOOORING STUFF!! (Light and order or whatever!!!), and we were having some petty fight or whatever and he called us and our followers "fishbreathed, out of line, pathetic scum" (we fish a lot, helps us have time near mortals!) And out of anger for that grave insult against us and out amazing followers, we ripped his horn and wing off!

He did the same to us in return, but he deserved it!!! We were just defending our followers name!

Are we the assholes? Hehe.. :)

[freeze-pop88]

Commission for Fishbreath

Character Owner(s) Fishbreath (toyhouse)

Commission l Ko-fi l Patreon l NSFW Patreon l Etsy l Discord server

Do not recolor, alter, trace, repost or steal the art of characters featured in this piece. Only the rightful character owner may repost. No one has permission to trace or recolor.

[determination-personified]

"Like FUCK you're gettin' rid of me that easy fishbreath!"

Stars be damned-

[fujoshiribbon]

(sorry if this got duplicated tumblr’s very functional)

BIRTHDAY???

!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

here’s my Biggest of Idiots, casper von fluffy fishbreath cabbage cargo carp bo basper mcstupid (full name) as a birthday gift

FLUFFY BABY FLUFFY BABY FLUFFY BABY

[hexjulia]

why is someone always ringing the doorbell exactly 5 minutes after i had some smoked macarel. And then they stand close too. Invariably they need me to sign something. Coffee-fishbreath death blast.

[midnightbrainchatter]

I'm not obligated to care about them, so why are you trying to force me?

These little hairballs don't pay rent or play with my balls. They shit, eat, cry, trying to be all cute and sad like they"ll die without a 7th free meal. I found them outside. Why can't I return them outside? Lucky I spent money I'll never get back. Kibbles and bits (for dogs actually?), whichever one fishbreath loves to chown down on. Giant tubs of tiny gravel that smell like lavender lysol. Everyone shits I'm afraid, but I don't clean up after more than 5% of them. Growing up includes keeping your biochemicals to yourself - sneeze mists, precipitous coughs, the pinching of organic sausage, ugh the sweat? Old shirts marinated in it. Toss those in the washer ASAP.

[macwantspeace]

today I learned - a face cord is a 4 feet by 8 feet stack however deep. Oh, and Fishbreath is a crow, and a pain in the ass. Come hear the ballad of the scruffy crow in the one hand, and an angry hawk in the other hand, and catching one's breath.

[gnzma]

@aquabcss

❝ i mean, you kinda deserved that one. ❞

Oh this is just swell. First he gets one hell of a slap from some girl he ended up being... a little too annoying with, let's say it like this, and now this guy even goes and comments about it?

Oh man he has to count to ten for this one. You know, before turning this into a completely nonsensical punch-out.

"...got any other incredible comment to share with the class, daddy fishbreath?"

[exocynraku]

i think with the family tree related resources that have been made for/in this community (website family tree, wiki family trees, that one incest checking website) “the family tree is so big and theres so many cats how was i supposed to know stinkface and fishbreath were related” isn’t an excuse anymore to ship incest

can i say something

[theplottdump]

Kāne: I dunno Frogface are you really sure this is the best idea?

Sunny: That's Captain Frogface thank you. And if you wanna stay on my pirate crew you gotta be able to prove you can fight! ( 🏴‍☠️🎵 )

Kāne: Can't I prove it just as good closer to the water? Instead of so high up?

The young boy eyed the familiar glassy surface- which had grown more threatening since ascending the ladder from the deck below- a small pit of unease forming in the murky depths of his tummy.

Sunny: Look, it's like this right? You have a fear of heights, I had a fear of being drowned in an underwater sea cave- 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙩.

Think of it like explosion therapy.

Sunny: Now Bosun Fishbreath, are ye prepare-ed to fight for your ship and captain if we're beset upon by the Royal Navy?

Kāne: Do I get a choice?

Sunny: Nope, they'd just hang you for piracy anyway, and I hate laundry days.

Now, sword up or be cut down where you stand!

Sunny: First Mate Bearbosa, 𝗼𝗻 ��𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸!

( Author's Note: The stuffed bear watching the altercation from the water below failed to respond, but not because he wasn't properly qualified for the job of First Mate- but because he possessed no proper voicebox from which to speak )

The children circled around, eyeing the other as they held their makeshift weapons at the ready. Cautiously, the boy began counting down.

Kāne: 3- 2- 1-

Sunny: 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙆!