#fish fuckers unite

[ormymarius]

not enough fish people fuckers on this site, let me fix that

look at them

[iassignpeoplehomestucktrolls]

you had me thinking about dualscar yesterday btww...

i stayed up till 3am(evven tho i said id sleep in a normal hour) reading fics of him

thanks 💜

ITS WORKING

HEHHHEJEHEH GET AMPORA'D

[siklo]

Maybe not too wild but I want Octavio to be my daddy. Bring the old man yaoi and consensual tentacle porn on.

hey, don't call any Splatoon characters hot even if it's inklings. its bestiality and attracts zoophiles to our community. hope this helps!

this ask is absolutely trolling and not serious but i dont want to delete it. i wanna frame it and hang it in my dorm room.

[skk-forever]

“As if, you brat.” Dazai sneers. “I only became an executive when I was fifteen, and, well…scaling for the difference in intelligence between us, Chuuya might become an executive in five billion years.”

“Fuck you,” Chuuya snaps. “What ‘difference in intelligence’? You’re as dumb as they come—”

“The entire mafia calls me the Demon Prodigy—”

“And I call you stupid-face, you mackerel-eyed asshole!” Chuuya lifts his hand to his forehead, sticking out his pointer finger and thumb in the shape of an L. He uses his ability to pop up the floorboard under Dazai’s feet, and Dazai stumbles. Chuuya cackles.

Dazai’s eye twitches. “You’re so immature — are you a kindergartner? It’d make sense, seeing as you’re the height of one, no, maybe half of one?”

“You’re a fucking fish!” Chuuya points at him. “All you do is flop around and make stupid idiot sounds!”

“Your insults are utterly juvenile—”

“Blub blub blub, fucker!” Chuuya yells over him. “Go back to the ocean, you finned freak! Oh wait,” Chuuya snorts. “You can’t swim…!”

Chuuya watches Dazai’s face turn red in real time. “I don’t need to know how to swim, I’m not leading the naval units—!”

“You looked like a drenched rat after ‘Evening with Sunlight’!” Chuuya delights in Dazai’s mounting frustration. “If pigeons are rats with wings, you’re a rat with fins—call that the Dazai-pia—”

“That’s not even a good pun, Chuuya, you’re so stupid—” Dazai grumbles. “When I find an animal that can capture how dumb you are, it’s over for you—”

"It's the Port Mafia, not the Desert Mafia—"

"Are you done?!"

yk how like Republicans can't stand being mocked and called 'weird'? yeah that's the kind of stupid shit that works on Dazai

he's a fifteen year old that never gets treated like a fifteen year old and barely gets treated like a human being by the rest of the mafia — he's spent his entire life sneering at the other teenagers that have fun and get annoyed ribbing each other (immature. meaningless.) only to have this red head bitch barrel into his life and hit him with some S-tier preschool-grade bullying and yk what it is annoying and he is gonna stoop down to that level and bully him back with the stupidest pranks, and oh, he's getting frustrated and talking and laughing a lot more than before

(is this what being alive feels like?)

(excerpt from WIP of Ch. 4 of "Forever" (guys im working on it it'll be done soon i promise))

[cleo-fox]

This episode of Sesame Street is talking about voting. Below are my notes:

Tragic: Elmo has lost the vote to put a blue circle on top of the block tower he built with Zoe, Rosita, and some children.

Shit, is Elmo going to lead a riot on the block tower and say the election was rigged??

Okay: Elmo has gracious accepted defeat and has accepted the proposal to use the blue circle as a pool in front of the tower.

Someone forward this segment to the entire Republican Party.

It’s occurring to me that Sesame Street is a more functional democracy than the United States, which is troubling.

The children and Rosita have left. Elmo and Zoe are trying to decide what song to sing next…BUT IT’S A TIED VOTE.

Are they going to bring in the Supreme Court???

They have decided to bring in more voters. That’s…I mean, that’s not really the most aboveboard option, but okay…

Elmo and Zoe have returned with more voters. Elmo has brought Dorothy (goldfish) and Zoe has brought Rocko (rock, Elmo’s nemesis).

Elmo is not happy to see Rocko. This is also the point where Elmo should probably get a call out post pointing out his inherent hypocrisy/cognitive dissonance in outright rejecting Zoe’s interpretations of Rocko’s thoughts and desires as false while then expecting Zoe and the viewer to accept his narration of Dorothy’s thoughts and desires as gospel when in fact, both rocks and fish are inherently and equally unknowable. In this essay I will

Elmo has declared that fish can vote, which seems suspect.

Dorothy and Rocko cast votes supporting their respective interpreters’ opinions in what seems to be a pretty clear case of voter fraud.

Where is Kermit the Frog? He clearly has the journalistic integrity and experience to investigate this for a news segment (Guy Smiley is obvs too biased, do not at me).

Okay, now Telly has been recruited to cast the tie-breaking vote.

Elmo and Zoe are now making increasingly absurd campaign promises.

Sure, they’re promising pogo sticks and singing pigs now, but as soon as the election’s over, they’re going to be like “sorry, we couldn’t get the singing pig because of the filibuster, but here’s a picture of a pig!”

Telly does not seem equipped to make this decision, ngl.

Fucking hell, Telly

Telly can’t decide what song is best, so he’s proposed the Triangle Dance. What the hell Telly, no one wants that.

Elmo and Zoe are fucking AGREEING to this shit, what the fuck. NEITHER OF THEM RAN ON THIS.

They are doing the Triangle Dance. There’s a sentient, dancing triangle.

The Triangle Dance is a metaphor for corporate lobbying resulting in deleterious policy outcomes. I will not be taking questions.

Okay, new segment: LL Cool J is here to teach us about the word unanimous.

Elmo and Abby are talking about what they want to do next. Oscar is clearly eavesdropping.

Oscar, you fucker.

Oscar is now subverting the electoral process. His interference has resulted in the vote NOT being unanimous.

LL Cool J is taking the responsibility to explain unanimous very seriously. Oscar will not deter him.

Oscar refers to LL Cool J as “Mr. Mama Said Knock You Out,” which is pretty funny.

(Does Oscar follow rap? Is that canon?)

LL Cool J’s strategy has paid off and Oscar has been defeated. For now.

My kid has decided that it’s now time to run around outside like a maniac, so my remaining analysis of this episode will have to come at a later time.

[strawberry-lemonade-kisses]

(6) Fin

Trigger Warnings - Violence, cursing, mentions of suicide attempts, psychosis.

Prev, Masterlist, Afterword

Day 6

Art had become therapy at some point during your stay. You couldn’t pinpoint the exact time it happened, but the amount of drawings and coloring pages you had ripped out and added to your folder of papers to take home with you grew thicker with each hour. Mitsuri often joined when she could, but often found herself asleep on one of the couches. It was a silent companionship you had found with Giyuu, who spoke in a hushed voice the few times he opened his mouth. You were often asking him to repeat himself, which he refused, turning to write down what he said. You would draw on his notes, sending him colored flowers or pictures of poorly drawn farm animals. You didn’t have much reference for the animals you drew so there were a lot of mistakes, but Giyuu never complained, nodding in a silent thanks before returning to glaring holes in the book he was reading. It was a love story, something about the moon and the sun, the connection of two who are so different yet work so well together. You hadn’t heard of it before, but the way it had been on the library cart made it seem abandoned. It was hard to determine if he was enjoying the book, but he never complained or even spoke of it.

“Do you guys want to play go-fish?” Shinobu had been playing a quiet game with Kyojuro, but they were now looking around the room expectantly. There were mumbles around the room, but everyone meandered over to where the two sat, forming a circle around the deck of cards on the floor. Obanai and Giyuu sat on one of the couches, not taking place in the game but observing as you all started.

“When do you think you’ll get out?” Kyojuro looked next to him at Mitsuri, who was on your left. She shrugged, handing a card to Tengen.

“Maybe in the next few days? I don’t know what makes them decide when we are okay to leave. Legally after 3 days we can get out, but I don’t know.” Everyone was mumbling in agreement. The game continued with small jokes. No one really went in depth with conversations and it was a nice change of pace. The tv was silent, but Giyuu’s eyes didn’t leave the screen, watching the latest footage of a earthquake and the damage it had done.

“It had to happen. They said this needed to happen for us” Giyu spoke ominously. None of you understood who he was talking about or who ‘us’ were, but you turned back to your game, letting him watch. “I was asked to start this. It is needed,” Giyuu continued, looking away from the tv at everyone surrounding the cards.

“Will you shut your crazy ass up?” Obanai spoke from his seat on the couch, leaning over your head to stare at Giyuu’s unmoving gaze.

“Obanai, that is not appropriate.” A nurse spoke from the front.

“What’s not appropriate is the fucking basket case yapping about causing an earthquake that has people dead”

“It had to happen. You wouldn’t understand doing things that matter”

“listen here you fucking Dim-wit You know nothing about me” Obanai was up in a second, pushing your head so he could step over you and get to Giyuu. The dark-haired boy was dodging Obanai’s hands as he reached for him, missing him by inches. “Yeah run while you can fucker, you better hope I don’t catch you” The nurses were trying to stop Obanai at the door, blocking it while Giyuu ran out. The nurse didn’t last long against Obanai’s rage as he threw cuss words at Giyuu, who stood near the nurses’ station, all the nurses from surrounding units gathering to contain both teens. As Obanai pushed through, Giyuu ran towards the door that led down to the cafeteria, stopping as the door wouldn’t budge. He turned, fear written all over his face as Obanai closed in, rounding the nurses’ station, only to be met with a large male, built like a brick wall. He quickly wrapped up Obanai in his arms, talking to him quietly as you all watched from the window, yelling in fear and adrenaline as Obanai continued to yell at Giyuu from the arms of the nurse.

Dr. Gotouge led Giyuu away, going towards her office with the scared boy while the large nurse and another nurse carried Obanai towards the rooms.

“You guys know this room isn’t sound proof right?” A nurse with the nametag ‘Daki’ came in, shutting the door behind her. Her bright pink crocs were bedazzled as she sat at the desk and crossed her legs, staring you all down as you sat back at the card game.

“That was…” Kyojuro started.

“Flashy”

“scary” Mitsuri Finished, breaking everyone into a fit of giggles. The game continued, Tengen somehow coming out victorious, much to Sanemi’s dismay. You started another game until lunch came around.

As you wandered back to the dayroom, stomach full and spirit relaxed your case worker stood outside the dayroom, holding a notebook and scribbling a few things down in it, as she noticed the line of teens coming back she perked up, shoving the pen in the spine of the notebook and calling you over with a smile.

“Y/N, wonderful news. Because of your good behavior and the progress, Dr. Gotouge has seen Haven Hill and your parents have decided that we are going to transfer you to our outpatient program. So tomorrow you will go home, starting in two days you will meet, come back at 10 AM and stay in our program until 3 PM. You’ll do that for 5 days before we re-evaluate.” The smile that overtook your face matched her own as she patted your back, leaving you to join everyone else in the dayroom.

“Y/N! Why are you smiling so much?” Sanemi squinted at you, making everyone else’s heads turn in your direction.

“I get to go home tomorrow!” There were a few cheers before Kyojuro spoke up.

“Senjuro and I also get to go home tomorrow. Our grandparents were given emergency custody while they investigate our father. This is great!” Shinobu gave you a small smile as you sat next to her, a book already on her lap.

“Its really nice to hear that you are going home. I think I’m going to call my mom. I haven’t heard from her yet and I’ve been thinking about apologizing.” This was wonderful to hear, to see the change come to Shinobu and the hope return to her.

“That’s such a good idea. Are you going to call soon or wait until tonight?” She sat in thought for a moment, fingers fiddling with the pages of her book before she looked back at you.

“I think I’ll do it now. Hopefully, she answers. Will you wait for me to come back?” You nodded, sending her off with a smile. As she retreated, you sat back, looking at everyone around the room. Giyuu had returned to the dayroom, sitting in the corner with his own book, though he was really just watching everyone else, diverting his eyes when he caught yours. Gyomei, Mitsuri, Kyojuro, and Tengen all sat at one of the tables working on a 3-D puzzle, though Gyomei just sat and talked. He handed pieces he felt along the table to Mitsuri, who just put them in a pile while Tengen and Kyojuro actually worked on it. Sanemi sat at another table, writing feverishly on a piece of paper. He had opened up significantly, deciding to write his thoughts instead of speaking them. He had opened up to everyone last night about writing to his brother, telling him everything and even how he planned on getting a job so he could save up to move out and take his siblings with him once he came of age. Everyone was healing, though some worked at a slower pace. There was healing. You sighed, knowing you would miss everyone. You had already been told no sharing contact or information with others, so connecting was out of the question. You just hoped they were all going to do better, heal and recover. Shinobu walked into the room, her cheeks wet but a smile on her face as she rushed over to you, throwing her arms around you as she let out a cry.

“Hey! No contact!” Daki yelled from the front. Shinobu jumped back, moving to the seat she previously sat on before she turned to you.

“It was so good Y/N! She answered immediately. She was so happy to hear me and she told me she didn’t need an apology. She said she wanted me to get better and learn to deal with things while understanding I can reach out and talk to her when I need to. Y/N, I’m so happy. I can’t wait to go home.” She sat back with a smile. “It’s such a good day” she was beyond excited for what was to come next with her.

            The rest of the day passed with relaxation, just taking the day to read and even help with the slow moving 3-D puzzle. You got it ¾ done before you moved onto coloring with Giyuu. He was much quieter. You colored and drew even after dinner, ending the day with some reading.

Day 7

            “Your parents are on their way. We will escort you out when it’s time. Make sure you have all your stuff together.” Dr. Gotouge left your room with a smile. It was still early. Breakfast hadn’t been served yet. You stood collecting your few clothes, putting the drawings and activities you’d done into the green folder they gave you. Packing it all into a brown paper bag Dr. Gotouge had brought in for you. They had confiscated the bag and a few items your parents had brought for you, but the doctor explained all would be returned when you left. Once everything was packed neatly, you carried the bag to the day room with you, leaving it on the nurses’ desk for Daki to watch as you sat amongst everyone else.

“Good morning everyone! Although we have a few people leaving, I figured we would still do therapy. Is everyone comfortable?” Dr. Gotouge entered the room, chipper as always, as she pulled a chair forward, seating herself. She looked straight at Obanai, who had joined everyone today.

“Obanai, I would like you to start today off.” He mumbled to himself, adjusting the mask on his face.

“I am feeling less likely to beat Giyuu’s face in today” He glared at the man he was speaking of, watching him shrink under his glare.

“I am also feeling less likely to destroy a kitchen,” Sanemi grinned. Dr. Gotouge smiled at his admission, giving him a small applause as Mitsuri cheered.

“That is wonderful to hear. Anyone else?”

“I am very grateful to have been brought here. This experience has opened my eyes to so much I didn’t understand or didn’t know how to deal with, and I honestly feel so much more hopeful. I know things aren’t going to be perfect when I go home, but I feel like I could handle it better.” You tried to explain your feelings, but the words couldn’t convey your feelings honestly or properly.

“I know what you mean, meeting you all, hearing your stories. I understand what you mean and I feel the same way. I’m excited to go home and tell my mom all about you guys. I truly wish everyone the best.” Shinobu was smiling brightly as everyone spoke their own appreciations to the group. The learning experience with everyone was uplifting. It had been a journey. Though it was short, you felt like you had lived multiple lifetimes with these people.

“Y/N” Nurse Daki stood in the doorway. “Time to go.”

[blessedbucky]

OKAY BUT WHAT IS THE @ OF THE THIRST BLOG

all of you think you’re so original after shape of water. you fools. you absolute FOOLA. the real OG fish fuckers were thirsting after mister kisame hoshigaki

[galaxyseclipse]

alright, gonna try to be slightly more organized than last time about my thoughts/theories/observations about Side Order also this might be a shorter post than last time because there isn't a whole ton of trailer, it'll mostly be about the artwork tbh

so I'm just gonna start this by saying I really dislike the "it's all New 3's dream" theory, it feels like a cop-out. I'm not saying it is 110% untrue, just that I don't like it and hope it isn't

how do I explain the transition from the train to Inkopolis Square? New 3's on the train to Inkopolis Square(which is fully unlocked after beating Side Order; the option just takes you to SO until then) and falls asleep, one matrix-y transition later and we're in Eight's pov inside of whatever simulation they got dragged into. it's purely to transition the player from New 3 to Eight, and the events are completely unrelated

or I'm utterly, wholly wrong! who knows!

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another thing I noticed on my millionth trailer rewatch was this

it's just to the right of the tower in the shot where everything materializes. it looks like a filling cabinet? it's in the last trailer we got too, I checked, but not the first teaser(granted, a lot of stuff wasn't)

I dunno, probably not anything super important, but it's not there in the Square in 2, so I thought I'd point it out

edit: look at reblogs, it's probably actually a set of lockers

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I've seen a shockingly small number of people bring up this guy

so far(maybe there's more talk of them on twitter or something idk)

they're clearly pretty prominent, they're next to Acht, Pearldrone, and Eight, so they have to be important, right?

my first guess is that they're something a la CQ Cumber or ORCA, just the one who explains the rules of each level and splats you if you fail. but it feels redundant to have both them and Acht, who already knows a good amount about this place, explaining stuff to you

I dunno I also see twist villain potential from them, just because we haven't seen them before now. like, "hahaha! It was I who fucked up this place, and now that you've helped me hack the mainframe, I can take full control!" or something idk lol

I'm not even gonna try to guess what kind of sea critter they are lmao

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now onto the real stars of the show

these fuckers

hopefully y'all already know that I am a firm believer that the one in the center is Agent 4, seeing as they're the only one of the group with ears and tentacles, and those two features bear resemblance to "canon" Agent 4. the rest don't have those, so that one is clearly important, right? am I being delusional? probably

setting that aside, what are these things in the first place? they're most likely related to the fish guys in some way, both being covered in black goo with glowing red eyes

I personally think that they're either mobile versions of the copy machine from the lobby, or some weird, goopy creation of the simulation used to replace enemy Octolings in gameplay(which is a fun twist, haven't had enemy Inklings before) otherwise I have no idea lol. they're enemy units and that's all I've got

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there's also this thing

featuring a lot of Acht's head

kinda looks like the Octowhirl to me, but like, less octoweapon-y and more coral-ish, with the same red eyes as the fish; probably a boss of some stripe, or tougher enemy

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something else that's probably inconsequential I noticed in the artwork

the different colored color chips have different text on them, probably stating what kind each one is?

notably, the blue one(the one used in the trailer) doesn't have the same text on it, that moved to the red one

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I think that's it for now; I have picked apart the artwork as much as I can/want

I'll bet if we get a direct before the 22nd, we'll get one more small trailer or maybe just a repeat of this one. though judging by the trailers Nintendo's been releasing lately, that feels oddly unlikely to me

but idk I'm just a weirdo who likes staring at fictional cephalopods

[red-moon-at-night]

Currently concocting the most self-indulgent 'normal' Milgram AU in the world right now... I am going to make these fuckers Found Family and give them a chance to come to terms with their situations and themselves... 

All through the power of a goddamn fish shop/aquatics store.

Hear me out okay:

So we know that from his interrogation questions, Kazui has a childhood friend who he looks up to, that has a boat and if the world ended tomorrow he would go fishing. He mentions to Mikoto in a timeline conversation that one of of his hobbies is trawling. I am taking these facts and running with them like my life depends on it.

In this AU everyone lives in relative proximity to each other (I will have to think about exactly where later) and are all in different stages of their ‘sins’, but notably no one has actually killed a person.

Kazui is a widower having a midlife crisis at 39 and taking time off of work/leaves his job altogether to pursue something new - like helping out his childhood friend with his fishing-store-come-fishkeeping-aquatics-shop. Yes it’s weird that it’s both but it brings in more footfall and more customers (is what his childhood friend tells him). It becomes a bit of a running gag. Kazui also starts running martial arts classes in the evenings because I can totally see that being something he wished he’d done instead of... whatever his old job was. Anyway, he’s depressed but somewhat happy doing the things he loves.

Meanwhile over to the left we have Haruka finally being discharged from a psychiatric unit on a community treatment order (yay!) Part of that community treatment order includes a program where individuals volunteer in the local community with partnered businesses... Haruka picks the fish shop, obviously. But he’s getting paid for it, because Kazui is not about to agree to free child labour. So Haruka gets a job!

Cue a journey of self-discovery in which Haruka learns he is actually not useless or a burden to society. He can do things? He’s been given responsibility? And he enjoys it?? Mind blown. Kazui is there to support and encourage along the way. Just wholesome all around (except for the trauma Haruka has to unpack about his mother and her fish tank ohoho-)

Haruka is the first kid Kazui ‘adopts’. The second kid is Muu who wanders in the shop one afternoon, missing a shoe and has a thousand-yard stare in her eyes. We then have this scene: Kazui asks if she’s okay and she eventually replies something along the lines of “yeah I’m fine I just tripped while trying to catch up with a... friend” and Kazui then asks if that’s why she’s only wearing one shoe and if she needs a spare and she says “no I just forgot to put it on until now thanks for reminding me” and takes a shoe out of her bag and puts it on. Kazui decides she’s exactly the right kind of person for Haruka to practice his social skills with and gets him to go over there and help her out. They awkwardly talk about the betta fish tank they’re standing next to. She leaves. She comes in the next day and says she’s decided to set up a new tank at home could she get some help with supplies. The rest is history.

Muu starts skipping school and hanging out at the fish shop, to get away from her... situation at school. She still hasn’t talked to Rei since that day in the bathroom. Kazui is slightly concerned but also isn’t a snitch and would’ve bunked off school as a youth so is pretty chill with it as long as she’s safe. The fish crew is born.

Some extra very important bits of lore:

Kazui takes Haruka on dad-and-son fishing trips.

At some point Kazui ‘adopts’ a third kid except it’s actually his child from a fling about two decades ago. It’s Yuno. He doesn't actually know he has a kid until her mother gets into contact with him, saying her daughter wants to meet her biological dad can she please come and see him. Kazui has an existential crisis. Kazui agrees. They set up a date and he's asking his fish shop crew about what kids their age like and learning very little because he’s taken in two very weird teenagers. Muu does end up telling him about brands of makeup/clothes/perfume/etc. that girls like, which of course is all expensive and possibly designer.

So yeah Kazui and Yuno meet and she runs circles around him. She's her wonderfully sweet but cold self. They talk about his dead wife and he is dying inside. They exchange contact numbers and emails. She wants to see him again which surprises Kazui because that's Not the vibe he was getting from her.

The university students exist and they all go to the same one. For now it’s mainly Kotoko and Mahiru lesbian hours. She’s a law student, and she’s a literature student, sharing a class (maybe linguistics) and slowly becoming aware of each other’s existence. Mahiru likes girls but she doesn’t know it yet. Mahiru sits on campus and does a bit of people watching, writing stories inspired by what she sees - and maybe one day she sees Kotoko doing her vigilante shenanigans and falls a little bit in love. Kotoko is oblivious to this (is what she tells herself). They end up working on a class project together and become weird friends. 

Kotoko is very much doing her side gig of apprehending criminals and punching the daylights out of them. No deaths... yet. She wants to improve her technique so starts going to the martial arts night classes run by Kazui. Mahiru eventually ropes into watching one time so she can make notes for action scenes she wants to write. She also ends up joining. It's fun!

Haruka also learns some martial arts with Kazui, having one to one sessions before classes start. It’s good for him, to get his pent up anger out in a non-destructive way, to redirect all that energy somewhere. He’s scarily good. This results in him building the courage somewhere down the line to join in on the actual classes, at least every now and then. He and Kotoko spar and it impresses her just a teeeeeny tiny bit.

[butterfilledpockets]

You have 1000 gremlins in your walls what do you name us as one unit?

the collective noun hhhmmm

group o fish= a school

group of wolves= a pack

you fuckers= a problem

[artistformerlyknown]

🍓🌻🔥 :3

hello my darling <3

🍓favorite poetic quote from a wip🍓 this one is gonna be hilarious because i LOVEEEEE to be poetic and dramatic. i think there truly was so many things i could've gone for here because i love to be poetic. i love to be poetic and dramatic and all of the above. i decided on something from the kepler birthday wip since it's quite poetic <3 He chose a book about fish in the United States, and clutched it to his chest as his mother carried him home, because this is the most precious thing in the world to him at the tender age of barely seven. this is one of my favourite quotes for anything i've written in a long time actually! it's just really evocative and i think i do a good job of getting across the tone and general vibe of what i'm trying to say 🌻favorite funny quote from a published work🌻 now babe there was one choice and one choice only. okay no im lying it was between this and curts lil quips in tht fic “You can’t skip out on clinic duty for a lunch date, and that’s final. And Doctor Wilson? Shut your damn door the next time you decide to behave like a horny teenager. Fill in a form with HR.” cuddy ur the funniest fucker around here. this is my favourite just because even though this was written so soon after we started house i think i rlly got the energy of cuddy down!! (this line is from my fic 'i'm putting all my bets on you' that you can find on ao3 here!) 🔥wild card: dealer’s choice of quote from a wip🔥 u gave me wayyyy too much power!!!! i just chose my most Recent wip because i didn't know how else to choose and just. picked my favourite line the one i like the most!!!! Everything Curt had ever done, it was for his mom. Every bad guy he’d shot, every maths paper he’d aced, every time he didn’t get into a fight over the shit his classmates said, it was all for her. curt mega loves his mommy :') i chose this one bcs it just. idk i like the way it is i appreciate being able to write about their relationship bcs its important to me!

[kraptos]

Okay- I can somewhat imagine AOS's interactions with Odin. The ending phase from your one-shot fic from The Great and Little Fishes; "He could still feel the wet rope of a net pressing tight around him, Father struggling beside him to cut them free. A voice whose owner he could not see, but understood instinctively to be Odin, telling them they would make a fine dinner in the moments before Atreus of Sparta slipped free."

Hmm...foreshadowing moment? 🤔 It got me thinking that perhaps Odin wouldn't view AOS as a threat at all, not only because of the prophecy engrossed with Kratos and Atreus but also AOS's morality as a whole. Odin wouldn't think much about him and probably thought he'll perish during the forthcomings of Ragnarök....

However, it was Odin's grave mistake when he underestimated AOS's true strength the moment a mere mortal gained the upper hand over the All-Fucker himself! >;D Which is something I like to imagine in the final battle lol.

Unless Odin managed to hold AOS as his hostage to save his own skin. I can definitely imagine Odin taunting Kratos for "dragging a innocent man into war" or guilt tripping Kratos by using AOS's name in his attempts to ward off Ragnarök.

I can also imagine the off-screen with AOS getting all protective of baby!Atreus and readying to fight Odin while Kratos fights Thor somewhere during the beginning. Odin would probably give AOS one last chance for him to return to his lonely life to get away from all the mess they made (in a threatening with Odin's case LMAO)-

Sorry for the wall of text- I can't stop thinking about AOS thanks to you 😭😭😭

oh my god i have been SO obsessed with this ask... you have some excellent ideas my friend!!!!

i will say i have been mainly focusing my plotting just on our favorite little family unit and have been waiting to tackle other characters until i replay when NG+ comes out, but i DEF have some things to say piggybacking off your ideas 👀

"It got me thinking that perhaps Odin wouldn't view AOS as a threat at all, not only because of the prophecy engrossed with Kratos and Atreus but also AOS's morality as a whole." i can say this is entirely accurate. AOS is not on his radar at all. i'm sure he'll be more than happy to drop his name to kratos to get under his skin, but other than that he's a mortal nobody and none of his concern. or so he thinks lmao

i don't have any plans for AOS to be a hostage at any point so far but DAMN. you almost make me want to change my mind with that line. not that odin can't taunt/guilt kratos about it anyway... 🤔

i will say it is safe to imagine aos keeping himself between odin and little atreus as much as possible when odin comes to visit them at home. he's going to absolutely loathe that man IMMEDIATELY. it doesn't help that he knows odin is trying to manipulate/sway atreus and he values free will above all else

damn tho. your thoughts were so delicious and tasty i'm going to be turning this ask around and around in my brain for weeks to come. thank u for sharing!!!!!!! :D

[onlinesyncdatahotspotnetwork]

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in a sea of spring flowers

by Denny Bitte

[princesshollyberry]

princess do you have like

any clue what the fuck is up with the hollyberry kingdom and dragons??? like- you've literally got two dragons just, chilling over there??? sure one is a baby but like-

what about the hollyberry kingdom attracts so many dragons??? i need answers-

okasy so contrary to popular belief i WAS listening in my geography/history lessons and i can actually explain this

the arrival of dragons can be sorted into three main groups according to current dracologists, PC, PC-extinction, and hollyberry.

PC (pre-cookie) hollyberry kingdom was historically a breeding ground for dragons due to the climate and rocky terrain which made incubation easier for things like wyrms, which lay their eggs in the sunlight and leave them (like turtles). it was also slap-bang in the middle between spice volcanoes in the north and soda volcanoes to the south, meaning it was in the migration path of a LOT of flying species. you cant walk a mile on the coast without finding a fossil, meaning hollyberry kingdom has a thriving community of archaeologists, historians, curio merchants and so on. there is also a theory that they imbued ancient magic here which attracts dragons? but we know as much about it as we do about bird migration and whatre you gonna do, ask?? a dragon???

skip forward a couple hundred thousand million years, the sea rose when the witches started to just pour their waste soda into earthbread and divided the continents. the rapidly changing climates - smaller prey species drowning, fish washing up full of diseases, acid drop rain and so on - a lot of long-lived species couldn't adapt as quickly as needed. this period is also where you see a lot of weird one-off animal groups naturally selected but that's a whole nother post. the tropical soda islands were formed and evolved microclimates where dragon babies that hatched there couldn't fit in. in terms of traffic in the hollyberry kingdom, the loss of the southern dragon species literally just left the north. BUT. heat escaping the atmosphere formed the great icing ridge where spice volcanoes had once made it hot. the remaining volcanoes forced a lot of dragons together and further reduced the population because. dragons are not social. anyway. that's the dragons valley now.

then you have my grandmother. dragon hunting has been a profession since cookies were first made, and dragons especially terrorised hollyberry kingdom by coming down for a snack after laying eggs; repeat for tens of thousands of years. my gramma made a big show that cookies were here to stay after uniting the houses to defeat the Tortan, which founded the kingdom. the surviving dragons never really show their face, but dragon city was established by her as a faux-military front, whcih in la vie de le dragon is as close as you can get to a friendship. in addition, us making a big tourist deal out of them makes them feel important, i think, which kind of makes us their worshippers?

so tldr. its just a very important part of our culture and it keeps them happy, which stops them from attacking. it's very profitable to sponsor campaigns, sell gear, write dreadfuls about something the guy down the tavern made up, even if you don't ever get to see a dragon. cough. royal margerine. plus museums and tourism.

plus gramma is a monster fucker.

[scentedchildnacho]

She asked me if I dream and I said no I was diagnosed with very poor sleeping and I just kind of black out till morning....but last night a lady brought some rice and beans from a football party that was going to just throw it away and then last night always dreaming constantly channelled.....

Then she started annoying me with reefer behaviours as older then me she kept wanting obeisant listening without paying for it so to her complaints like razors and alcoholism.....i said no though Dallas cowboys....dax Prescott does not compensate all the men he uses for research and is known in interview for stalking homeless people for what they have and dumping on the poorest people male problems he doesn't compensate

Truth is most of these men have workers compensation lawsuits and have to hyper and aggressive of dispositions to be stalking around the poorest feminines

Dax is a heavy foul player and shouldn't have to downsize he just kills the poor of male problems he needed research off

You should believe the men around they don't look handicap and people like them do have really severe and potentially permanent neck and back or hearing loss or

Alcoholism is still a poverty issue and most people won't touch a razor anymore.....the wealthiest violence does sociologically have mythic beliefs dax is a Greek God and he stalks everything homeless women do

Cameras everywhere....Prescott is obsessed with homeless people....they watch us compulsively get erections from baton light torture

Then usually don't voice opinion or get involved but she said shelter ever instead of intelligent migration and technology equity that fish finder is shula

So I told her off about wanting to shoot basket ball hoops in the stage area....and said no ma'am there won't be any basketball pacific beach was a very embarrassing and cruel colonial urbanization study jackos....people like us win more freedoms and constant shocks....jackos ..

No most people after it demonstrate aggravated phobias people like me don't want to give any of it anything other then quarantine

People like me want all the roads shut down and rations sent to home lockdowns....i don't want to give anyone anything but rest and reform recuperation....

Then I said no I don't ever go to shelters maam that was a dirty fucker suggestion to ever mention.....very gross sex slur to say....the United States does not sign the United nations declaration of peace to indigenous peoples....it is all institutional slaughter....its all attempted slaughter the homeless are a species to them and it's a type of monkey to ritualistically kill.....

Pacific beach is especially cruel and creepy not even floridans can schedule a meal day at a scary amount of locations

The united states may endure attacks from homeless peoples it does nothing but make itself comfortable off leaving us out to brain damaging work

Constant shocks disabling blinding light constant manic idiots at the driver's seat....it tries to kill us all the time of it's urbanization scheme and if you must know homeless peoples were attacked and you can go blow up city officiate buildings it does nothing but train cops to be more manic and brutal at times they should learn self restraint and strategy

Uhm even more genocidal resolve today....at times they should have finally given.......a private shower the things are out there trying to extract more blood from people who already died and practice walking or active catatonics

Most of it will be given death penalties for being The Housing and The families off people for years who are easy cases to be involved in

That's all I have known it to be their racists and the mothers body is a rural resource to extract from...if women won't get involved in pro life as a birther the medical field kills it for trying to advance it's wealth family off school slaughter

That's all I've known it to be as a lesbian politic you can be non gay phobic and people desire your plant life fertilized or you can be gay phobic and cause other women harm and endangerment with your ego gratification and go get killed as a neo Nazi at the clinic

Uhm I find friendship between women as a christian just solidarity but if you privilege the gay phobic opinion to correctness then any type of interaction between women was intimate and called gay....

Earth....if you want to get married and have babies then the United States is largely homogeneous sex issues....and it's okay to officiate diversity only two kids per partnership

Or the county will officiate non diversity it's okay to upkeep school slaughter because it's only that one family of ten kids they didn't attack a community just a few large families and to keep creating homogeneity....most lady girl jobs do appear like people who could die of deprivational restraint tortures

Some latin biblicalness is paranormal immortality and vampiric I believe some county masters ultimately view homogenous platoon populations as animal parts to live off forever

Most homeless people do have personal injury and stalking settlements from the NFL but you persist in getting petty and stalking people around you for what they have and football stole a lot of your needs

People like me have had a poor sleeping diagnosis for years....and football kept unnecessarily injuring itself and using everyone's common wealth as compulsive crack head weird lives

That's jobs to the poorest people jobs just did some stupid things like tell people they go down to the corner building and gentrify and cause disease but there is a lot of aid and production that never gets to people it's intended for and football hoards it

Black dove honey black dove any condition can be reversed....Christ figure that performs miracles is black

You don't need a space ship you can just go to fort Meyers Florida

I am not

I am not a cop out either black dove......no no fucking nasty disgusting dirty repulsive cursing like mother and job and shelter ...I am not a cop out either...honey black dove

Truth is....I just dont date or friend anyone United States....it did something stupid like job and it will get severely battered for it and after battery will just develop more rationalizations to kill me after all it's been through...?......i was told the white men I had as friends in high school were right though....the system if homogenous is designed to kill people for moral conduct and the world is filled with migration and my life is foreign.....

[delcat177]

I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA VICARIOUSLY FUCK THE FISH JUST WATCH ME