#first time trying

[celibibratty]

[alyhollywood]

So proud of me. I successfully cracked open a 🧄 garlic bulb🧄 , peeled away the skin from some cloves without breaking them, minced them without slicing up my fingers on a microplane and sautéed in vegan butter without burning it🙌🏻

Also successfully cooked this one pan pasta dish. A creamy spinach on red lentil pasta totally vegan 100% gluten free. Was a bit worried during the process I was not going to like the final result but to my surprise it was delicious and almost too rich and creamy. Still not quite sure how it had such a rich cheesy flavor…. But damn does this thing have more grams of protein than anything! Super filling and nutritious. I definitely stepped it up by using the red lentil penne instead of typical pasta which usually have more carbs and consists of more then one ingredient unlike the one I used; where it legit is made up of red lentils that’s it, one ingredient making these noodles! I really do love a well made veggie based pasta noodle, always have but they are harder to find then they once were…. I’m hoping I’ll be able to share these leftovers because of how rich it is I don’t see myself wanting to eat it again anytime soon.

Definitely took a lot longer from prep to finish then the recipe stated but I have a tiny kitchen so if I had more room maybe it would take less time as I wouldn’t be forced to measure and put things away as I set up nor play Tetris version with my fridge to make things all fit lol🤷🏼‍♀️

Man between this and the overnight oats recipe I mastered to taste exactly like strawberry 🍓 shortcake 🍰 I’m slaying it in amping up my cooking skills. Very exciting!

On this roll maybe my own custom creation 🍬cotton candy🍬 smoothie bowl recipe will actually be successful…. We shall see soon. I’m pretty full right now so maybe in 12 hours lol.

If you want the recipe to that pasta dish or the overnight oats recipe I mentioned both gluten free and vegan btw just ask I’ll gladly share :)

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[rish-you-were-here]

Happy pride

[queenoftheantz]

Tiny late night marker drawings!

[ruushes]

i'm sure there's a canon timeline but dao is a springtime game to me

[jakeperalta]

I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

[ionomycin]

your last light

[retrochao]

Yeah this hedgehog's a star. No it doesnt mean anything <3 I Prommy <3<3

ALSO THIS TOOK TWO YEARS BUT I FINALLY FINISHED IT <3 ENJOY

[waterthatsmoe]

First years shenanigans

Bonus jack

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[monstermonger]

Dragonlord Placidusax I

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[2facehusband]

oh, look, you're finally awake. i was wondering how long you'd be out, 'cause i can't say i measured the dosage real exactly. sorry about that.

hey, do you know where we are? c'mon, open those pretty eyes of yours and look. uh-huh, exactly. we're just at the edge of this very pretty forest, and it looks a little dark in there, doesn't it? there's probably bears in it.

no no no, hey, don't cry yet. i haven't even told you what we're doing here. see, i wanna play a game, alright? it's like hide and seek. i'm gonna untie you in just a second and let you go in there, and then i'll come looking for you! doesn't that sound fun? and because i'm feeling nice, i'll even give you a five minute head start.

(ah ah- don't be rude. what do you say when someone does something nice for you? there we go, that's a good little lamb.)

now, in the interest of being open and truthful with each other: i'm going to find you. i mean, honey, you don't even know where we are. i've been in and out of this forest my whole life. it's really a non-starter. so when i find you, i'm going to spread those pretty legs open and fuck your tight little hole until you're just screaming and crying and god, it's going to feel good. for me, mostly. but who knows? maybe you're a little more sick in the head than i thought you were. wouldn't that be interesting?

let's get you out of this rope now, hm? ready? alright, poppet. run.

[average-armpit-sniffer]

On your knees

[egophiliac]

since Eng is getting 7.5 soon(?), I felt motivated to go back to my Meleanor rig and make her a couple of lesson animations! ...except for alchemy, because the cauldron bubbles proved too hard to photoshop around, whoops.

maybe she just got lost on her way to the classroom...?

(credit: backgrounds are from the game, I just put her on top of 'em)

(aside from the backgrounds, this is not an edit, I drew her from scratch! please do not tag or treat as an edit!)