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You were sweet and innocent and not really ready for the outside world. All the elders said so. You needed more training. You weren't ready for the journey with a mentor. You certainly weren't ready to be allowed outside the cloister's walls without a guardian.
You weren't ready.
The mindflayers changed that. They didn't care what you were ready for. You were snatched and infected and ultimately dumped out in the chaos of the wrecked ship on a far-flung corner of Faerun.
You knew all the prayers but that wasn't what the real world required. You broke your oath defending a woman who had saved your life. You fought against filthy goblins and hideous spiders. You spoke with devils and befriended Sharrans and warlocks. Your elders would disown you.
You let an undead monster drink your blood.
You let that same undead monster lead you into the woods to a secluded grove and carefully peel all your clothing off.
He smiled and made promises and he caught you up with an arm around your back and held you there like you weighed nothing. You'd never seen a naked man and now here you were with one smiling up at you. He held you close and your whole body lit up at the touch.
He smiled, teeth showing.
You were ignorant. Painfully ignorant. You didn't even understand what you didn't know. He smiled with teeth and you tilted your head back for him in offering.
Your own gods had already forsaken you. Your oath was broken. You could return home to be chastised and punished and try and make amends. You could have spent the night praying. You should have spent the night praying. If you were truly good, truly devote, you would have prayed.
You didn't.
You tilted your head back in offering to an undead monster that hungered for blood.
He took it. He sank his teeth in as he rolled you to the ground and pinned you with strong hands and cool skin and a moan that was almost a growl. A monstrous thing at your throat.
His hands moved. He was confident and lapped at your throat as he spread your thighs and his fingers slid into you. You gasped and squirmed but there was nowhere to go. His fingers were cool and slick as they worked against you.
The first sensation brought fear. A touch where you weren't expecting it. Too intimate. Too much. The fear dissolved quickly into pleasure and warmth.
The bite started as pain and settled into a deep drawing warmth.
The fingers were much the same.
They pressed deep and you struggled against it until the pleasure started to build. He was still licking blood off your throat with long slow strokes of his tongue. Soft. Thorough. His mouth and his fingers working on the same rhythm as all your defenses fell.
The evil of the undead was a lesson you had been taught. It fell to his flashes of vulnerability and humour.
The evil of having your blood stolen fell to the easy warmth and comfort of drifting as his mouth moved against your throat.
You had been taught that your body was a temple but they'd never actually explained that you weren't supposed to let people slide their fingers deep into you and rub slow steady circles against very sensitive places.
He pulled back as you were squirming and arching and breathing so hard that you couldn't think straight. He retreated and looked down at you as you lay spread out beneath him. You were flushed and half delirious with blood loss. You twisted your hips and he grabbed hold of you and pushed you back into the grass.
You were outdoors. You looked up towards the moon.
"Look at me," he said immediately, his thumb on your chin, drawing you back. His lips were stained red with blood and you looked up at him. The heavens forgotten. The gods forgotten. There was nothing but the fingers on your face and your blood on his tongue as he licked his lips.
"What do you want?" he asked.
"You."
He was all you wanted in that moment. You were too ignorant. Too sheltered. You didn't know what you were asking for but you asked for it anyways. You put your pleading into the tone of your voice and the look in your eyes and even the needy little clench of your fingers on his hips.
"Good," he whispered into your ear and then he did something with his fingers that made the warm building weight in your stomach erupt into a wash of pleasure. You arched and he pinned you down. All that paladin strength rendered useless by two fingers and a bit of pressure. He was smiling against your neck and whispering happy little bits of encouragement as the pleasure crested and you cried out into his shoulder.
"Are you done?" he asks with just the tiniest edge of condescension.
"I'm fine," you mutter.
"That's good," he tells you and then he's rolled over onto his back and pulled you with him. He is casual and confident. An expert. He puts you exactly where he wants you. You feel him - hard and ready - prodding at the entrance to your body.
You are not fine. You are not ready. You are shaky and inexperienced and in so far over your head. Hands on your hips. Your body hot and trembling in the aftermath of that rush of pleasure. There is nothing you want more in that moment than to make him happy.
He puts you into position easily. The hand on your hip is unavoidable. Inevitable. You don't even think to question it as he guides you into position and then pulls you into him.
The tip of his cock grazes your entrance and you smile. The next brush of contact is more insistent. He has one hand on your hip so you're held close as he prods against you. He finds the right place and laughs, low and happy.
"You want this, don't you?" he says.
His hand on your hip keeps you close but doesn't actually force you down. Steady but not aggressive. You squirm a little and he moans. HIs cock rubs against your entrance. Wet and slick. The promise of that trembling rush of pleasure is there in every bit of contact between your bodies so you lean in. You push your hips down against him.
"That's good. There you go, darling," he murmured as his hand tightened a bit on your hip.
Gravity and his hand and the hot need building in your stomach work in perfect concert. You slide down. The initial stretch and then a sharp spike of pain. He doesn't let up and you're too disoriented to do anything but let it happen and you feel like you're being forced open.
He shushes you, his voice gentler, his hand gentler, he sits up to pull you into a hug. You bury your face against his neck as you try to find an angle that you can take his cock. His hand is on your hip. Guiding. He coaxes you into a very slow rhythm. Your body sliding up and down his cock.
It's incremental. Slow as hell. He's confident and smiling as he look up at you with bloody teeth and his hand on your hip. He pulls you a little deeper. Rocks your hips against him. Lets you slide back a bit before pulling you down again. Slow and steady until he's buried inside you.
"That, was your virginity, wasn't it?"
"Don't," you say.
"I can smell the blood, darling," he says.
"You're all mine, aren't you?"
You're full and breathing hard around it. The stretch makes it hard to think. The hands roaming your body make it hard to think. He has long fingers and very careful hands. Cool and confident and sliding up your hip. Fingers tight at your waist. Those eyes. Watching. His eyes are always watching you.
"Aren't you?" he askes again.
"Yes. I am all yours," you say.
"Good," he murmurs. "Let's make sure you enjoy it."
He holds you down for a moment and it is far too much. The stretch of his cock inside you makes you whine. He presses a thumb against your clit and rubs quickly and harshly. You clench and cry out and he laughs as he rolls you onto your back.
"Two," he whispers into your ear as your body shivers and aches.
"Two?" you echo.
"Two orgasms."
"Oh."
"How many do you think we can wring out of you? Sweet little virgin girl. Five? Ten?"
"Ten?" you ask incredulous.
"Oh, that's a challenge," he says as he pulls you back in to kiss as he starts to thrust into you. You gasp and whine and he kisses you through it. You grab hold of him, arms around his neck and face buried against his skin as you tremble.
He pulls you in tighter and your body gives way as he slides in deeper. You let out something dangerously close to a scream as he finally bottoms out in you and your body is pressed into his. You squirm which just makes you feel more full and rubs your clit against his stomach.
"Perfect," he tells you.
You are panting but he's over you now and you're spread open for him. He pushes your knee up and slides in a little deeper. You didn't know that deeper was possible.
"Good girl. You're doing so well."
He pushes you to another orgasm and you are left shuddering under him. You grab hold of him and press your face against his neck as he sets a steady rhythm of his hips pressing into you. The line between pain and pleasure is very blurry.
"Astarion?"
"You're perfect. Keep going.," he says.
So you do. You keep going as long as it takes to satisfy him.
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caitvi + hands
#caitvi#arcane#arcaneedit#animationedit#wlwedit#vi#caitlyn kiramman#piltover's finest#arcane spoilers#**#if i think too hard abt the sex scene being the first time they touch each other without some sort of hand covering#ill go insane like legitimately
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when solomon has sex with you for the first time, he makes sure to absolutely worship your body. during the first kiss scene with him, he said he's been waiting for a chance to do it. so with this, he's going to make sure his patience will pay off. not an inch of your skin will be unloved by him. it may have taken so long, but the end result will be perfect as the two of you are satisfied, love growing by the second
(Ooh, thank you for the food, anon!! Solomon's first kiss scene will forever have my heart) Reader is GN! :)
Minors DNI!
"Why don't you come just a little closer?"
You shift a little closer until there's no space between you two on the bed, and his lips are back on yours. His hand comes up to cradle your jaw, softly rubbing his thumb along to solidify in his mind that you are here and that this is happening.
Somehow, miraculously, he finally got you alone...and you want him too.
Though he fears he'll get too eager and move too fast for your liking, leading to crossing a boundary or scaring you away. So, he's careful, treating you as if you were glass, slow to do anything more than kiss you like this. Truthfully, he could just do this all night and he'd still be over the moon. But he can't deny in his heart the need for more.
His hand on your jaw slowly slides down your neck, simply letting his fingertips brush against the sensitive skin. It's warm, and he can feel your pulse thrumming just beneath. He wonders how it would feel against his lips.
Solomon reluctantly pulls away from your lips, leaning down to instead kiss along the column of your neck. It elicits a soft gasp, and he feels giddy that he can get such a cute response from you. It only serves him to want to hear more. A secondary motive.
With each article of clothing he removes from your body, he falls deeper in love as he sees his person bared completely to him. It signifies the trust you've built together. And he'll do everything to never lose it - a promise he quietly makes to himself.
From your neck, he lavishes kisses along your collarbones, down both of your arms, your shallowly rising and falling chest, your soft stomach, all the way down to your naval. Any further is iffy territory and he wants explicit permission before he does anything more.
Through a husky tone, he asks, "is this okay? Can I continue?"
Your approval and reassurance are resounding. The weight of worry eases a little, but he's still tentative to continue. He wants you to feel good. He wants this first time with you to be perfect. He can't help it, he's an ancient sorcerer in love for the first time in a very long time...if ever.
So, slowly, he ventures onward to where he sees the obvious impact he's had on you tonight. His talented silver tongue makes you squirm on the bed, your hands tangling in his soft locks as his name tumbles out of your mouth like a prayer. The taste of your sweet arousal is something he fears he could get addicted to.
Solomon can feel his own arousal growing past anything he's ever experienced before. He didn't know he had the capacity to feel so needy for someone else. Good lord, just what are you doing to him?
Once he feels he's prepped and pleasured you enough with his tongue and dexterous fingers, he pulls away to finally undress and bare himself to you. His eyes shift away nervously as he feels you studying his body now. He knows his skin is marred from centuries of living; the countless pact marks, scars he doesn't remember the stories of, and burns from experiments gone wrong. He's never felt self-conscious like this before, but it's another product of what you do to him.
When you sit up on the bed, crawling to him to brush your fingers along his skin, it takes his breath away. You aren't afraid to explore him. Tracing his pact marks, kissing his imperfections, never once showing disgust like he might've thought.
No, only care.
Solomon gently chases you back down onto the bed, crawling over your excited form with smiles and giggles exchanged in the otherwise quiet room. Once again, he gets your staunch permission before continuing. And once again, you reassure him that this is what you want. Any lingering doubt subsides, and with that, he lines himself up with your entrance and slowly slides in, letting you adjust once he's fully settled within you.
"D-Deus meus..."
His forehead rests against yours as his breathing turns ragged, reveling in how goddamn good you feel around him. It takes all of him to be patient, but he waits for your signal, and once he has it, he doesn't hesitate to start moving.
His hips snap against yours in deep, measured thrusts. Passionate kisses are shared, soft moans and grunts fill your ears, and his hands never once stop exploring your body. The love he gave it earlier wasn't nearly enough.
There's no rush. It's not frantic - it's not even desperate. It's slow and intimate as he guarantees you both feel good in this one moment of solitude.
Solomon isn't even thinking about afterwards or what those brothers might say. He's fully entranced by you. He makes love to you as if it's the last time he ever will.
Soon he brings you both to a mind-shattering orgasm. His body shudders above yours as he buries his face in your neck. The way you clench around him makes him consider asking for a second round. Though, he wants to take a break more - to love and care for you as needed. As carefully as he can, he pulls out, already missing being enveloped by you and your sweet body. The second his fatigued self hits the bed, you instantly cuddle up to him, locking him in place for the foreseeable future.
To say he's a little shocked is an understatement. Sure, you both just shared a moment of passion and pleasure, but there was still some part of him that wondered if you really wanted him. For you to take the initiative to cuddle up to him in the afterglow touches his heart. Solomon wraps his arms around you, humming at the shared warmth between your sweaty bodies and shielding you from the world outside of this room.
Tonight you're his. And he knows he'll always be yours.
#it be latin: deus meus - my god#couldn't help myself hehe#i dropped some angst into this but it's find and seek where's waldo edition... i.e. meaning it's not a lot#what's a little sex scene without a little sadness am i right?#edit: this is so hypnosis by sleep token coded#edit 2: i made some very minor changes because i wasn't completely happy with it the first time so if it's a little different that's why :p#obey me#obey me smut#obey me shall we date#obey me solomon#obey me solomon smut#solomon smut#obey me solomon x reader#jo writes spice
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perhaps itās an acquired taste?
#mfw astarion bites gale during the first sex scene in his romance if you offer: š¤Ø#astarion#gale dekarios#bg3#bloodweave#baldurās gate 3#gale of waterdeep
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š©øBloody Dean Every Episodeš©ø ā³ 5x18 || Point of No Return Part 1
#one of THEE bloody!dean destiel gay sex scenes of all time<3#and ofc the first!!#bloodydeanseries#bloody dean#my beloved<3#spn 5x18#spnedit#destieledit#cowboycoven#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#destiel#tw blood#altarofrowena
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ājensen wouldn't be able to differentiate between me and casā misha my dude jensen is not even able to differentiate between dean winchester and himself so
#destiel sex scene would be actually a abirate cockles roleplay and cockles sex would be the first two people love quadrangle recorded in#the history of humankind#or even a fucking hexagon because jensen and misha are BOTH actors AND in universe characters (french mkstake verse BUT)#anyway. to understand how jensen's mind operates. oh what a wish#counterpoint : i do not wish to understand whats going on in misha's head ever. just be weird girl <3#in the first tag the word is meant to say AN ELABORATE
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?
#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words ē¼
ēøå大家ęč¦ē on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like ę¾ę»court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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imma be so real with you I did NOT care for all the cutesy ways they presented Vi and Cait's disbalanced social status in arc 3
#first off the parallel of cait arriving to let vi out of prison. but this time they ~have sex~. IN THE CELL THAT WAS UNJUSTLY HOLDING JINX#bitch why are you invoking THAT REALLY FUCKED UP SCENE right before such a milestone romance scene??? it's not cute??? JINX WAS JUST HERE#then the one thing cait tries to apologize for is MADDIE. GIRL. NO ONE CARES ABOUT MADDIE. WE CARE ABOUT HOW YOU KEPT DEMEANING#AND TORTURING ZAUNITES INCLUDING VI. but that isn't addressed bc vi needs to give her head. speaking of vi#VI WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL YOU ARE IN A PRISON CELL. REMEMBER HOW YOU WASTED 7 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE IN ONE#then the way jinx believes vi should be with cait as an alternative to staying with her simply because she is too fucked up while cait make#vi happy. i am sorry but show me where did jinx see cait makes vi happy. then the show just rolls with that and says ''yeah vi should be#forced to leave jinx behind and choose piltover. this is a happy ending for everyone.''#and finally ''i'm the dirt under your fingernails'' WHAT A DEPRESSING FUCKING FINAL NOTE TO LEAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP ON.#a zaunite is literal DIRT under a ruling class piltie's fingernails. and it's cute and means they are gonna be together forever. HELLO????#i don't know WHAT that thing is but that thing is NOT MY OTP#arcane liveblog#arcane spoilers#it's like they were planning to write a fucked up tragic romance story. like they were PLANNING to make cait the bad guy. IT IS CRAZY#they weren't let's be clear. but s1 was so deep and yielded to analysis so well. meanwhile if you look any deeper than shallow into s2 you#get interpretations like THIS#''finally a lesbian couple with a happy ending'' YEAH IF YOU IGNORE CLASS. IF YOU IGNORE CLASS BASED OPPRESSION. CMON GUYS WE DESERVE BETTE
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king of disaster kings lucanis dellamorte + text posts
#yes i still make these when i get into a new bioware game i legally have to#sex scene one is a joke lol i love the romance i just wanted them to have a first kiss#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rook x lucanis#dragon age#da4#zeta mercar#playing dragon age
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not to be that person but fuck
n donāt get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick itās palpable no āfuck why are these jeans glued onā no āclumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidatingā no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because
ādino boxers really?ā
the way theyād be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams āyeah? n what youāre gonna do about it?ā or maybe theyāre flustered but thatās hot either way because itās them, itās their quirk
Itās the little details
The vulnerability? The insecuritiesātrying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories
but itās their touchāguidanceāthat unspoken āyouāre safe with meā
Subtle hotness/intimacy man
But yeah sex sells. Letās be real. Itās a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations
#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams imagine#tlou ellie#that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and yāall think sheās some kind of sex Godš#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers#I donāt think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro sheās a LOSER LESBIAN#shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene#only then does all HELL break lose#no but the way Dina pulled away for a split secā¦mid making out bc she just ignited a beast
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You know what makes me soooo excited for the next phase of Fadel and Style's relationship? It's that they will finally slot into the CORRECT relationship dynamics because this whole time, it's been flipped.
From the beginning, something felt off, and I think it's because Style's true desire is to be pursued. We are shown this pretty much in Style's introduction when he blatantly puts his body on display with the Crop Top Stretch. Style wants to be approached, wants to be propositioned, wants to be desired. Also, remember how he initially flirts with Fadel when his only motivation was his own attraction? He pinned the Heart Burger badge onto his chest to create an opportunity for Fadel to put his hands on Style's body.
Of course Fadel wasn't pursuing Style; was in fact, actively trying to get away (for reasons OTHER than a lack of physical attraction to Style), so it is the plot that has to drive our lovebirds together using Kant's request and partly Style's own desire to get some revenge.
But throughout their interactions, we constantly see glimpses of Style's desire to be pursued: every single time Fadel even shows a HINT of wanting Style, he immediately falls pliant, like he can't wait to let Fadel take the reins. And nothing shows this more clearly than the absolutely blissed out look on Style's face in Ep 4 when he thinks Fadel has finally admitted that he wants Style.
(Fucking hell, just look at how dazed and almost euphoric Style looks here? It's like Style has been starving for the barest hint that Fadel truly wants him.)
Which is also why we've gotten so many fake outs. Because although Fadel IS attracted to Style (Ep 2 made that...abundantly clear), he isnāt remotely ready to pursue anyone. Not only is Fadel nursing a broken heart, barely beating, he also has very justified suspicions about Styleās connection to Kant and Style's unnatural persistence.
So it's Style that has to pursue - he dodges Fadel's footsteps, and bullies his way into Fadel's life; but in between the frustration and annoyance, Fadel's walls begin to crack. And I think it's SO COOL that the first significant evidence we have of Fadel's walls crumbling is because Style puts his body on display for Fadel. Because Fadel responded to something that was naturally part of the way Style operates before he even met Fadel. And there are other, more compelling reasons why I think Fadel begins to fall for Style, but that's not really the point I'm trying to make here.
When Fadel said "If I like you, I'll do the pursuing", it wasn't just to get Style to back off. Because now that Fadel has finally chosen to explore something real with Style, we are seeing Fadel's words in action. I know some people have said Fadel's switch to flirting so blatantly with Style in Ep 4's gym scene came out of left field, but I think it may well be confirmation that this was always the dynamic they were meant to be in. Fadel likes pursuing and Style likes being pursued. They fit, they match, they're perfectly compatible.
(Fadel looks almost faintly amused by how "flustered" Style is. Because he doesn't know that Style is actually afraid of him - why would he, when Style has evidenced zero fear so far? So this comes across like Style is getting shy in response to Fadel's unexpected and more overt approach. And possibly this is Fadel starting to remember how much he enjoys the chasing.)
Unfortunately, Kant's revelation is going to screw allll of this up. But, we are finally going to see glimpses of how they work when they're aligned correctly in their dynamics! And while it will take a journey (and oh, it will be gloriously painful, won't it?), our boys are finally on the road to something lasting and I am sooo glad we get to come along for the ride. <3
#fadelstyle#fadel#style sattawat#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#thk meta#<my posts>#Also I think one of the reasons why Style's anger in ep 4 seemed much more INTENSE is that he really DID think#that Fadel missing him meant something real had shifted between them.#And he was GENUINELY hurt - potentially for the first time; more even than when Fadel punched him after they had sex.#Because he could tell - even during the act - that Fadel's heart wasn't in the encounter.#But the kitchen scene in episode 4... that was Style thinking he'd made a breakthrough.#And Fadel dangled what Style wanted the MOST and then also MOCKED him for it.#Which is why Style lashed out at the support group AGAIN.#// also I do think it was a GOOD thing that Style had to step outside of his comfort zone for this relationship to even start#because in a way it shows that Style does want something real with Fadel at the end of the day#he's literally the only person with ZERO actual real stakes in this game other than his loyalty to Kant; if he really wanted he could bail#/// ALSO even if fadel IS planning something with his sudden change in behaviour#i think its also possible that he's having fun with it because its what he'd like to do anyway#like they don't have to be mutually exclusive approaches#because yeah fadel's last look at style's retreating back was very... contemplative#<- thoughts that didn't really make sense with the point i was trying to make but came up while I was thinking it through
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george reorge rartin martin was honestly so deranged for what he did with jb. he really put his 33 year old arrogant handsome disillusioned morally grey sisterfucking child-murdering deconstruction of the white knight trope character in a situation with his 19 year old ugly gnc shy sensitive awkward idealistic brave kind female knight character. and made them fall in love. a visionary
#the reason why heās holding off on publishing twow is because the world isnāt ready for their sex scene.#you heard it here first.#jb
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hello 911 why are all the LO volumes classified as grades 6-12 except for the newest volume which is more appropriately categorized as grades 9-12
please no
#and no i'm not trying to be all 'think of the children'#but it also squicks me out to think of the potential of 11-12 year olds learning about sex through the onscreen rape scene in vol 1#and also minthe verbally abusing hades during sex#esp when these categories are also meant for PARENTS not just kids#the parents are the ones buying the books and being told that these books are appropriate for their kids#like why is the trial arc volume the one that gets the age bump LOL#what about the trial arc is more āmatureā than the rest of it lmao#ākids under 12 won't understand courtroom proceedingsā ok first of all the courtroom proceedings in LO are completely made up and stupid#but also the trial arc isn't appropriate for kids but all the other shit in LO leading up to it is ??? hello ???#i know i'm probably blowing it way out of proportion but ughgh it's still ick#know your audience jfc#on the flipside it's really funny because it goes to show that anyone older than 18 is probably too old for LO lmaoooo#makes me think of all the ppl who talk about how they liked LO when they were younger and then later realized how gross it is#lore olympus critical#anti lore olympus#lo critical
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āI just... want to be your comfort zone. That's all.ā
HAPPY ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, BE MY FAVORITE!
#be my favorite#be my favorite the series#bmf#fluke gawin#krist perawat#aye sarunchana#aou thanaboon#th: be my favorite#pisaengkawi#bibi gifs#i didn't start watching this show from ep 1 i came along around ep 4 or 5 i think#and i've said this before but man i was glad this was my first thai bl#i heard so many bad things about thai bls before this like they were oversexualizing and would rather sell sex scenes than plot#and sure that happens a bit but then i found bmf and fell in love with the thai productions#honestly i was great that they also had such a large variety of those bc i ran out of things to watch from korea and japan#and there's a whole new world in thai ql
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will die on the hill that astarion would NOT be that shredded. vampire strength or not, motherfucker was a low level posh-ass city official. he did not lift. he didnāt even fight people, he seduced them. get that six pack outta here
#genuine jumpscare when i got to his first sex scene#it made him so much less hot š#soft stomach astarion mods where#cricket chirps#bg3#astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3
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Probably SUCH an unpopular opinion except in my little corner of the world, but BOY would Bridgerton so be my thing if it weren't for all the sex scenes
#i know that's kind of the point atp but it's so annoying to me#id love to watch a lovely regenecy romance series focusing on a different family member each season! do not want to watch porn!#i watched the first season while scrolling past all the sex scenes and was pleasantly surprised to find only like two sex scenes in season 2#season 2 was actually pretty enjoyable for me!#i tried watching season 3 but it was just too hard to scroll past all the gross stuff#and honestly? the show would be better without all the smut. like. so much better.#it adds nothing#like 99% of all sex scenes#id hoped future seasons were going to continue the trend of season 2 of being more chill but nope. so i will not be watching.#my soul is worth way more than keeping up with whatever is popular#lilac rambles#honestly i hate that smut has made its way into almost all media lately
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