#first few times solomon did that he got chased out of the house by lucifer with a broom

[solomiracle]

solomclevi aka mc corralling their nerds into leaving their rooms, levi wagging his tail over his two humans who actually like him omgomgomg wtf and solomon missing his sillies while in purgatory hall so he breaks in for attention

[azalea-writes]

Hey luv :D

So I think I've been waiting patiently for the other writers enough- (I understand it takes time and I don't want to be an asshole but I requests this 3 times for two different fandoms and still nothing- I can't hold back anymore pls forgive me)

So! If you could be so kind to write a howl pendragon reader? Preferably male cos there's not enough m!readers and if there is it's just nsfw :( but gn is cool to!

Anywho! So like the reader is a charming and powerful sorcerer like howl and they also most likely have been to many other worlds so I'm saying is they've been to the devildom and own a place there most likely a position shop! They don't necessarily need to use a portal to through worlds cos they have that little handle/switch thing near the shop's door/house door so they'd just turn it and then- boom! They open the door to the world they need to be in! Calcifer usually stays in the castle but let's just say when they're summoned he's on they're shoulder and probably shit talks everyone- even barbatos. They'll also kinda dress like howl does in the movie! Yk, half-buttoned up shirt, black pants, a coat hanging on they're shoulders, the matching earrings and necklaces! But a few minor changes like instead of the coat being pink and the exact same design it's the reader's favourite colours and design. They probably teasingly called Lucifer sweetheart when they said they won't join the exchange program so they had to be convinced with something like forbidden spell books that Solomon or satan wouldn't be able to get a hold of! I also headcanon they are more powerful then Solomon and the only reason they're name isn't all over the place like his is, is cos 1) they don't need pacts to have power nor do they want it 2) they don't use it a lot, only to do house chores, sell positions and have a bit of fun and 3) they travel a lot so even while they're in the exchange program they travel to multiple worlds to get some things done and to just have some of they're own time for themselves (and calcifer)

And sorry this is long but can you do the reaction of all the ob boys? Like the brothers, the royals and other exchange students? I hope this isn't too much ^^"

Love your writing btw!!

A/N: HELLO! That's perfectly fine! The writers are probably backed up by requests or they're busy. I have 15 or 16 requests at the moment. :')

I decided to write this for you right now but only the brothers! If you want the other characters, please request again but you'll have to wait a bit.

I haven't watched the movie, bear with me

Warning: Not proofread so grammar mistakes

The brothers reacting to a Howl Pendragon M!MC

(Minus Beel because I can't think of anything for him)

I hope I got that right

Alt: Enjoy!

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Lucifer

Lucifer is starting to feel a headache going on...

MC is stubborn and for what? Doesn't help that he called Lucifer "sweetheart" which made him a bit flustered. Just a bit.

Lucifer just gave in and offered to give MC a rare forbidden spell book.

Sure, MC may have gotten a forbidden spell book but he's still going to cause chaos.

When Lucifer saw Calcifer, he didn't pay much mind to it until Calc starts trash talking everybody...

Lucifer gives a long lecture about how Calcifer should NOT trash talk in front of Diavolo.

Also, Lucifer has to be more careful since MC has teamed up with the Anti-Lucifer League...

Mammon

So like... MC does magic? *mischievous smile*

Mammon immediately made MC his partner in crime!

Surely MC will save their butts when witches are chasing Mammon.

Basically, Mammon thinks that he's unstoppable if he has MC by his side.

I MEAN, MC did call Lucifer "sweetheart" and that's a bold thing to do.

When Mammon learned that MC overpowers Solomon, he wouldn't stop talking about it. (More like bragging)

"Ha! Solomon, ya better step ya game up! MC is taking your place!"

Don't mess with Mammon and his boyfriend.

I mean-

Leviathan

First thing in mind is "STRAIGHT OUT OF AN ANIME!"

At first, Levi was a bit scared to talk to MC because MC was FEARLESS.

So MC was the first to talk to Levi and they basically hit it off.

Levi thought that MC is amazing and MC thought that Levi has a very cool collection of merchandise.

If MC flirts with Levi, he'll faint everytime. HE'S NOT USED TO IT-

Levi always thinks how MC is still alive though. Calcifer will be trash talking everybody on MC's shoulder and MC is getting death glares from almost everybody.

Overall, Levi admires MC but also secretly worries over him.

Satan

JEALOUSY

Satan will keep complaining to Lucifer.

How come MC gets a forbidden spellbook and he doesn't?!

So he does the next best thing: Convince MC to join the Anti-Lucifer group.

RIP Lucifer, it was nice knowing you...

While Satan likes to play pranks on Lucifer with MC, Satan also likes to learn new spells with him.

Basically, Satan and MC can be a chaotic evil pair.

Also, Satan is a fan of Calcifer because he doesn't fear anything.

Though, Satan will start a fight when Calcifer has the audacity to trash talk Satan.

Asmodeus

A worthy opponent... Our battle will be legendary!

Asmo found it kind of hot when MC called Lucifer "sweetheart" without hesitation.

It really takes a lot courage to do that!

Asmo and MC have flirting competitions with each other. It usually ends in a draw.

Loves to tease Solomon on how he has competition.

Solomon doesn't care but it's just fun for Asmo.

Makes MC his bodyguard. Someone has to protect Asmo, he's too beautiful!

Asmo does NOT like Calcifer, how dare he insult him?!

(I don't know what to put anymore, hELP)

Belphegor

All Belphie heard was that there was a new member in the Anti-Lucifer group.

Again, RIP Lucifer, you will be missed.

Belphie will keep asking MC to do his homework because MC must be smart right? Belphie could be spending his time sleeping!

Repays MC by helping him find ingredients for his potions. (Which Belphie is kind of good at)

Belphie also makes up pranks that are too extreme that MC starts thinking if he even likes Lucifer a little bit.

With Calcifer, Belphie likes him because Calcifer is not even afraid to trash talk.

Sometimes, Belphie joins in on the trash talking for Diavolo and Lucifer.

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THIS IS SO BAD, I'M SO SORRY-

I JUST KEPT TYPING AND WENT WITH IT

I LOVE YOU ANON, I SWEAR

Alt: Thanks for requesting! Love you!

[absolutepokemontrash]

The undatables as uncles need more love, so... What if L!MC and the rest of the children just go to the castle or purgatory Hall for a few days because the Bros got tired or just need a day of rest. Idk this makes no sense

Yes, more uncle shennaniganery!

A Day at the Demon Lord’s Castle

Masterlist

It was Demon-Flu season, and no demon in the House of Lamentation was spared from its sniffly wrath. It started with Belphegor waking up and sneezing right next to Beel, and it was all downhill from there.

Notice how I said “demon”, the dear little Half-Demons were all fine thanks to the efforts of M!MC who for some reason had bought a bunch of plague doctor masks the week prior.

“Why... why did you buy these?” L!MC asked, their voice muffled by the badly fitting mask.

“I saw em’ in a store window and I decided I wanted them.”

Three out of four of the Brat Brigade (plus the cat) were on their way to the Demon Lord’s castle to stay until the house’s little epidemic passed. Lord Diavolo had oh so graciously asked (begged) to be allowed to host the kids for a while.

What could go wrong?

Many things could go wrong.

For one, the first thing A!MC saw when they first arrived, was a rat. Not one of the gross scary ones, but one of the absolutely adorable ones that turns you into the ‘gently holds’ meme.

“I’m going to call you Templeton!” “*squeak*” “Yay!”

Barbatos of course came to greet the guests, and explained that they have a little... issue with rats at that moment. Butler-dad assured them it wouldn’t be a problem, just if the children saw any of the vermin running around to tell him and he’d dispose of them.

Templeton the rat was promptly hidden in one of A!MC’s pockets.

The Purgatory Hall crew was there as well, apparently Solomon decided to make brunch and Purgatory Hall’s kitchen exploded.

Lord Diavolo finally makes his entrance and declares that everyone should unpack and relax, his gorgeous/terrifying castle was their gorgeous/terrifying castle.

“So,” L!MC rested their head on their hand and rotated the knight in their free hand as they stared half vacantly at the chess board. “Did you take care of the snake in the labyrinth, Dia?”

Diavolo lit up when he heard his seldom used nickname. “Well, Henry 1.0 isn’t exactly bothering anyone down there at the moment, and I don’t think Levi is equipped to deal with a fifty foot long untamed snake.”

L!MC smirked and placed their knight down. “Yeah, at least not right now.”

The moment L!MC removed their hand from the knight, Diavolo moved his bishop and took their queen. Shit.

“Aw man...” L!MC mumbled, after a cursory look at the board, the poor thing realized that they had been screwed for the last five turns and Diavolo was just prolonging the match.

“Don’t feel too bad, L!MC.” Diavolo gave them a pat on the head. “Lucifer can’t beat me in chess either.”

“Hmph.” They wouldn’t admit it but... that did make them feel a little better.

“That reminds me, I have a favour to ask of you.” L!MC almost outwardly drooped at the mention of... ugh... a task. “Do you mind reviewing some dad-jokes with me to make sure they are suitably dad-like?”

“...what?” Quickly remembering they were in the presence of honest to God (poor choice of words... uh... Grandfather?) royalty, L!MC straightened their posture and tried their best to look respectfully curious instead of completely and utterly confused. “Pardon?”

“M!MC and several others have said I have ‘dad vibes’, so I’m leaning into it!” Diavolo smiled so brightly if L!MC hadn’t been the child of the Morning Star they may have been blinded. “My father wasn’t one for jokes, so I’d like to run these by you before I say them to others.”

Suppressing a snort of laughter, L!MC nodded. “Go for it, I’m all ears.”

Diavolo pulled out quite the long list and began to read out loud... L!MC quickly realized that this may take longer than expected. “Okay, to begin: I’m afraid for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.”

“Oh not-that-good-Lord...” L!MC muttered under their breath.

The dad jokes continued, some were funny, some were absolutely awful, some sounded like they were made for children in the Victorian era... overall, it was a good- holy shit that took over two hours...

“Finally,” Diavolo squinted at the last joke. “I went to the liquor store and they asked for my ID, while I fumbled for my wallet, my Blockbuster card fell out, the cashier said ‘nevermind’.”

L!MC furrowed their brows. “What’s a Blockbuster?”

“That was what I was hoping you’d explain to me... is it a dad requirement to get a card for that establishment..?”

“Mmmm...” L!MC pursed their lips. “Probably not. I mean, Lucifer doesn’t have one.”

“That’s true...” Diavolo looked at the clock, then stood up and began to shoo L!MC out the door. “Look at me, taking up all your time that you should be spending with your friends. Thank you for your help, L!MC, now don’t let me keep you any longer!”

Giggling slightly, L!MC shot a wave over their shoulder as they left the room. “Bye dad! See you later!”

They were half way down the hallway when they realized their verbal slip-up.

“Oh.” L!MC’s face burned with embarrassment. “Shit.”

Dad-volo was totally delighted and very cool about it, don’t worry.

M!MC and Bean the cat were hanging out with the angels in the very pretty royal gardens when that mess was going down.

Luke was being absolutely adorable and was snuggling Bean while he and Simeon looked at the pretty plants.

In traditional M!MC fashion, they were engaging in an average game of ‘lightly tease the chihuahua’.

“It’s just... you’re so small.” M!MC took the opportunity to rest their arm on Luke’s head as he stopped to observe a colour changing flower bush. “How many years have you been this height? 100? 200?”

M!MC had taken the news that Luke was older than them in stride, finding new opportunities to make the little angel do his adorable angy face. They were obviously succeeding in their jerkwad-endeavours as Luke pushed their arm off and fixed his now smushed hat.

“You be quiet! I’m perfectly average height for an angel my age.” Luke huffed, petting the cat, who hissed at M!MC. The stupid cat absolutely hated them for some reason, it brought L!MC never ending joy to bring the cat into their shared room and watch it hiss and swipe at them. L!MC should really show some more respect for their older cousin!

“Are angels normally the size of a fifth grader?” M!MC snickered. “Is Simeon considered a freak for his height?”

“No, M!MC, I am not.” Simeon chuckled. “Rest assured, Luke will grow.”

“Yeah! And I’m sure I’ll be taller than you!” Luke added.

M!MC smirked deviously and pinched Luke’s cheek. “Well, I’ll have to take advantage of your smallness and baby face while I still can!”

“Hey! Stop that!” Luke tried to swat their hands away, but M!MC had inherited their father’s reflexes and his penchant for being a little shit every once and a while, so Luke’s swatting only resulted in more pinches.

“Never!” M!MC teased. “Surrender to your smallness!”

“No!”

Luke took off deeper into the garden, surprisingly quickly considering he was holding a cat that was hellbent on clawing M!MC’s eyes out. M!MC laughed and gave chase.

“Luuuuuuuke! Come back! I promise I’ll be nice!” M!MC lied right through their teeth like the little heathen they were, as they ran down the path they noticed that they couldn’t see Luke up ahead anymore, nor could they hear him yelling for Simeon to make them quit their teasing.

“Heheh...” M!MC wheezed as they stopped to catch their breath. “Luke c’mon, don’t be a baby. It’s real immature to hide like that!”

There was no response, which made M!MC just a little nervous, just a smidge. The plants had changed from pretty flowers and gorgeous trees to a much darker clump of vines and twisting branches. It all seemed to be the same plant, M!MC noted as they scanned the area for any sign of Luke and the cat, or Simeon for that matter.

“Luke? Bean? Come on! Haul your asses over here, this isn’t funny any-” M!MC paused and looked down as something coiled around their left leg. “-more?”

The vine tightened and yanked them backwards, M!MC fell right to the ground and clawed at the path to stop them getting pulled into the brush. Another vine wrapped around their right leg, any resistance that digging their nails into the ground was nullified as both vines yanked M!MC into the bushes.

Well, this was a nightmare of epic proportions. The vines continued to wrap around the helpless half demon until they were completely unable to move. As M!MC looked around frantically, they made eye contact with an all too familiar pair of blue eyes. Ah! There was Luke!

“Mmmph!” Only Luke’s eyes were visible, but the eyes are the gateway to the soul or whatever, and M!MC took an educated guess and decided that Luke’s soul wasn’t too happy with them.

“Mmth! Mmth!” M!MC tried to speak, but their mouth was covered by the vines. The two would have to communicate with their eyes only.

‘This is your fault!’

‘How the fuck is this MY fault?’

‘If you hadn’t teased me this never would have happened!’

‘Grow thicker skin, you chihuahua!’

‘Fuck you!’

Listen, Luke probably wasn’t capable of trying to communicate a swear word, but it was incredibly funny for M!MC to think about.

“M!MC? Luke?” Simeon stepped into their limited field of vision. “Where are you two? This plant is carnivorous.”

Oh... lovely. That was good to know.

“Mmemph!”

“MFTH!” Luke and M!MC tried to call out to Simeon, only for the vines to wrap around them even tighter. Wow, what a way to go... strangled by a plant... ugh. L!MC would never let them live that down...

“Hm,” Simeon looked down at the vine that was coiling around his leg. “What a bother.”

Quick as lightning, Simeon grabbed the vine and sent a burst of shining gold magic shooting through it. The magic quickly spread to the rest of the plant and the moment the magic slammed into M!MC they nearly passed out from the searing pain that shot through their entire body.

They clamped their eyes shut and clenched their teeth to stop them from rattling as they felt the massive wave of Celestial magic wash over them. It was weirdly warm, like a hug from a friend, but it wasn’t a pleasant sensation, at least not to M!MC.

The plant let out an otherworldly scream as it threw Luke, Bean, and M!MC back onto the path at Simeon’s feet.

Luke picked Bean back up and dusted off his clothes like he didn’t have a care in the world. M!MC lay on the ground, if you listened closely you could hear them sizzle a bit. Nothing like being nearly strangled by a plant and then roasted by holy ‘fuck you’ magic.

“I’m glad you’re both okay,” Simeon pulled Luke into a hug and helped M!MC off the ground. “Did I ah... use to much magic?”

M!MC half-scowled at their saviour and wiped down their outfit. “Yeah. A little too much.”

“My bad,” Simeon ruffled M!MC’s hair. “I hope this serves as a learning experience for you two, Luke, don’t run off like that, and M!MC,”

The half demon nearly jumped in fear and surprise as Simeon swivelled to look at them. The smile on his face was far from comforting. “Don’t tease poor Luke too much, okay?”

“Uh... uh huh.” M!MC quickly nodded.

“Good! Now let’s head back, I think we’ve all had enough of the Royal Gardens.”

As the group returned, they passed a very red in the face L!MC and wondered what exactly went down in the time they were gone.

It’s common knowledge that Barbatos hates rats, it’s also common knowledge that A!MC is the embodiment of a ray of sunshine.

What does this lead to, you may be asking, well...

A!MC and their dear rat Templeton needed to hide from the politely homicidal Barbatos.

“Sh!” A!MC whispered into their pocket, the rat responded with an indignant squeak.

The Demon Lord’s Castle was absolutely massive, and trying to navigate it without a map was akin to wandering around an ancient pyramid filled with death traps. A!MC and their dear companion were wandering the place without a map and trying to hide from a butler that had the power to see into the future. The two fugitives were at a clear disadvantage.

A!MC had managed to stumble into an area that had paintings and statues completely everywhere, it was then they realized they were completely lost.

While quietly perusing the room, A!MC took notice of quite the lovely portrait of a woman. She had long flowing locks of golden hair and the most gorgeous captivating eyes... A!MC nearly shrieked when the woman’s eyes snapped to their’s and her face contorted into a scowl.

“Do I know you?” The woman asked, A!MC gulped and shook their head.

“N-no ma’am, I don’t think we’ve met...” A!MC mumbled before sticking out their hand for a handshake. The painting woman stared down at their outstretched hand, very unimpressed. “I’m A!MC, it’s nice to meet you.”

The half demon offered their cutest smile, their dad had lovingly taken the time to coach them in the art of being so darn tootin’ adorable that everyone would fall over themselves to get A!MC to like them. The moment the woman registered the smile, her scowl returned for a brief moment, then vanished entirely.

“Oh,” The woman smiled sweetly. “I do think I know you, do you mind coming a bit closer so I can see you better?”

Suffering from a complete inability to detect red flags, A!MC happily moved closer.

“Ah, just as I suspected. You look like Asmodeus.”

“You know my dad?” A!MC asked.

“Yes,” The woman’s eyes narrowed. “I know him quite well.”

A!MC was suddenly knocked off balance as a massive gust of wind shoved them closer to the painting. They frantically clawed at the stone ground as Templeton squeaked and squirmed in their pocket.

“Your father is the reason I’m stuck in this painting,” The woman explained coldly as A!MC tried to scramble away. “He escaped the labyrinth twice, but I don’t plan on letting you escape.”

“I-uh- m-muh-my dad’s probably really sorry about whatever he did! There’s no need to be rash!” A!MC stuttered.

“Yeah, no.” The woman huffed. “He had his chance to fix things. I’m getting even.”

“Not right now you’re not.”

A!MC swivelled their head around to see Barbatos calmly holding out a pair of scissors.

“Now Helene, I’d recommend releasing the child before I’m forced to take drastic measures.” Barbatos clicked the scissors together twice, and Helene paled. The wind pushing A!MC towards the painting dissipated and the half demon ran and hid behind the butler.

“Th-thank you...” A!MC mumbled.

“It’s not a problem, A!MC. Now I believe it would be a wise choice to move to another room.”

The two, (plus the hidden rat) ended up in the kitchen. A!MC shifted nervously as Barbatos began prepping lunch.

“Is there something you need to tell me?” Barbatos asked suddenly, A!MC straightened their posture and nodded.

“I um... promise you won’t be mad...” A!MC mumbled.

“I can assure you, I won’t be too upset.”

“I made a friend.” A!MC took Templeton out of their pocket and held him closely to their chest, Barbatos’s calm smile froze on his face. “He’s really sweet, please don’t kill him!”

“...A!MC.” Barbatos began slowly. “I’m not mad... just make sure it doesn’t escape and run rampant... now... please get it out of my kitchen.”

“Yes sir! Thank you sir!” A!MC turned and sprinted to their room.

Ugh... Barbatos, haven’t you ever watched Ratatouille? The rat can cook dammit!

When Luke went in to bake with his second dad he was very confused as to why Barbatos looked like he was having war flashbacks.

Huh... weird right? Anyway...

Good ol’ weird uncle Solomon suggested that after dinner everyone should get together and watch a movie.

L!MC and Solomon suggested that they watch The Conjuring and that idea got immediately shot down.

M!MC brought up that the most “family get-together” movie they could think of was Star Wars.

So they watched A New Hope.

“We could be watching the Conjuring right now.” L!MC murmured as they watched Luke Skywalker fumble his way to Obi Wan Kenobi.

“Yeah.” Solomon whispered back. “You know, I met Ed and Lorraine Warren.”

“Cool,” L!MC smiled. “My ren took me to their house once, when I went in to see all the haunted objects all the demons inside wanted to hang out with me.”

“Huh,” Solomon snickered. “Did they think you were Lucifer?”

“Yep. It was funny, Annabelle��s a pretty big asshole though.”

“I’d be an asshole too if I were stuck in a raggedy Anne doll since the 60s and not allowed to leave.”

“Both of you sh!” M!MC hissed, they threw some popcorn over their shoulder, which L!MC threw right back.

A while into the movie, M!MC elbowed Solomon and pointed at one of the aliens. “That’s you.”

“I’m so hurt…” Solomon pouted.

“And that’s you.” L!MC pointed at a stormtrooper that had just gotten shot with a blaster. M!MC scoffed and rolled their eyes.

“I’m not some dumb stormtrooper.”

“Yeah, you’re a little short for a stormtrooper.”

“HEY!”

“SHHHHHHH!” A!MC and Luke turned and started throwing their own popcorn…

The mess that they all had to vacuum after the movie was much more terrifying than The Conjuring ever could have been.

So, after a few days, Lucifer called to say that everyone was back to normal and the last remnants of the Demon-Flu were gone.

Yay! The kids could go back to their really overcrowded house!

The goodbyes were something to behold.

“Goodbye everyone! Come back sometime soon!” Diavolo waved from the doorway.

“Bye, Lord Diavolo!” L!MC smiled brightly and returned the wave. M!MC snickered and nudged them.

“That’s a pretty cold way to say goodbye to your dad-”

“Shut up…” L!MC growled.

“L!MC, what are they talking about?” Lucifer asked.

“Nothing!”

M!MC looked like they were weighing the pros and cons of surviving the conversation, then shrugged.

“M!MC, no, you have so much to live for!” A!MC pleaded.

“L!MC called Lord Diavolo dad!”

Mammon erupted into hysterical laughter while Asmo giggled and half heartedly patted L!MC on the head. Lucifer was not impressed.

“You know,” L!MC sighed. “I’m moving out. Lord Diavolo can I come live here?”

“L!MC, come back.” Lucifer trailed after his very embarrassed spawn.

A!MC pulled on their dad’s sleeve and cleared their throat.

“Yes sweetie?”

“D-dad, do you have a vehement hatred and or fear of rats?”

“Um-”

“Meet Templeton, he’s adorable and my friend.”

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Author’s note, The next part of the main series is coming next week… or this week… idk how long things take.

(Probably this week)

[r--at]

25 please cause that sounds so funny

25 sfw: Slap their butts and run

Warnings: slight cursing

Lucifer

You better run.

Honestly I wouldn't blame you for slapping his ass, I mean look at that ass.

This mans wrath was what birthed Satan, you better be able to run fast.

You will probably only be able to catch him if he is patrolling the halls or talking to Diavolo, maybe if he is lecturing Mammon for getting into trouble again.

The moment you run past him and slap his butt, you better pick up some speed because if he isn't busy glaring into your soul, he will chase you down the hallways.

After thousands of years of chasing Mammon down the halls nearly everyday, he has become pretty good at hunting people down, so pray to Diavolo that you aren't caught.

You'd be lucky if he didnt hang you upside down on the ceiling like he does to Mammon.

Once he catches you, you'll probably recieve the rage of the first born and then a long lecture on boundries.

Mammon

Slapping Mammons butt honestly wouldn't be too difficult of a task.

With how much he blabbed about how "Of course you'd want to hang around THE great Mammon." And gloats about himself, getting the chance the smack that butt and run is pretty easy.

Now the running away part, you may be lucky to get a head start.

Mammon would kind of just stand there for a moment trying to register what just happened.

But that only lasts a moment, the next second he is a blushing mess chasing you around the House of Lamentation.

If he does end up catching you, which he probably will he will, he will probably land a revenge smack on your butt.

Leviathan

Okay, but this man is always sitting in his room.

Just getting the chance to see him standing would be a miracle.

The best time to catch him is possibly when he is getting snacks to stash back into his room.

When you run up to smack his butt his first reaction would probably be to freeze and process what you just did to him.

Completely shuts down for a minute.

Once he realizes, I dont even think you'd have to run, he'd kind of just stands there a blushing, stuttering, mess asking you why you'd do that to him.

Would not be able to make eye contact with you for a few days.

Satan

Do you...want to die?

As if you'd ever catch this man off gaurd.

Your best bet to be able to slap that tush is probably when he is in the library, or trying to find a book.

The moment you run over and slap his ass, run honey run, he'll be after you in a second.

If you aren't lucky enough to find someone to save you, he'll end up catching you within minutes and land a slap on your butt.

He'd probably turn it into some kind of game, and slap your butt whenever you're talking to someone in the halls.

Asmodeus

Would he even be phased?

Slapping his butt would be pretty easy, if just as long as it isn't in the R.A.D. halls or while he is doing his makeup.

10/10 chance he will moan as loud as he can if you try it.

The moment your hand lands on his butt, if he isn't busy moaning, he will probably smack yours back.

Would definitely make sexual remarks about it.

Beelzebub

I don't really think he'd notice that much...

Slapping his butt would be easy though, since he is always raiding the kitchen.

You wouldn't even have to run, you could just slap that ass, he'd kind of just stand there contuing with whatever he was doing, probably eating.

He may just turn to look at you for a moment to ask you what you are doing, you might get a little blush out of him if you are luck though.

If you did it while he was doing a kitchen raid, he would definitely ask you if you wanted to join his 'devouring the entire kitchen' session as if nothing happened.

Belphegor

Finding this man awake itself is like, a once in a lifetime moment.

Your best bet is either when he is asleep, or finding a new place to sleep.

He wouldn't really do anything if you slapped his butt, maybe get a bit irritated, but he would definitely find a way to get you back.

Would get you back when you least expect it, either when you walk past him while he is napping in one of his unusual napping places or while he walk past you when you are talking to someone.

Definitely wouldn't try being gentle when he got you back though.

Diavolo

I-

His reaction to being smacked in the butt...He'd either just stand there like ??? Or he'd try and get you back, thinking it's just another odd thing humans do for fun.

Would be so confused.

Diavolo: *watching MC run away*

Barbatos:

Diavolo: Is this how humans bond?

Barbatos: Sir I don't-

You'd be lucky to make it out alive if he asked Lucifer about it.

He'd just stand there super confused while watching Lucifer choke on his coffee.

Barbatos

I'd smack that ass

I don't exactly feel like he'd have much of a reaction though.

The moment you smack his butt and run he'd just stand there watching you run away.

Mc: *smacks ass*

Barbatos:

Barbatos: Yes MC?

Mc:..N-no

Probably internally laughing, he just wont show how much it amused him.

Simeon

In the name of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, no premarital touching is allowed.

Would be so easy to do, he would be completely clueless.

He'll probably see you running towards him and be like "Hi MC-" and just pause when he felt you smack his butt.

Would tell you why touching random people in 'that' way isn't okay.

Simeon says consent is sexy kids

I'd smack that angel ass too though

Solomon

Your best bet at finding this man is probably when he is with Asmo.

Completely clueless to your motives at first.

The moment you smack his ass though he'd just turn to look at you like ?huh?

He'd stand there like "You need something MC?"

Would probably give you a revenge slap on your ass later.

[sparkbeast20]

Can you do Brutally Honest part 5 pls? Thank you. I will really appreciate it. I want some drama too. Thank you.

Sure why Not!

Note: I'll still use the same way I wrote this fanfic.

Pt1 Pt2 Pt3 Pt4

Warning: Swearing and a bit of blood and physical beating

Brutally Honest pt.5

Obey Me! Fanfic

“It’s hard to forgive others, especially yourself”

"Never corner a Demon"

Common room

Everyone stare at the still standing demon in front of them.

Lucifer: Did he just-

Mammon: into his demon form!

Levi: should w-w-we do-

Eli: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Mammon, Levi, Asmo, Luke: AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Eli: AAAHHH-FUCK!! SHIT! my head hurt! ow! what just happen! *rub his head*

Simeon: Language!

Eli: eh the kid is a hundreds of years old, he can handle a couple of bad words.

Solomon: that's still isn't the way to-

Lucifer: Enough!!

Everyone got startle by Lucifer's booming voice.

Lucifer: You! you said that MC was your master.

everyone turn to face Eli, who just nodded at Lucifer question.

Lucifer: If their your master, then why when you get injured, so do MC!

That question, made Mammon Satan, and Beelzebub winces remembering that all the of them inflict some sort of pain to the demon.

Eli: *sigh in annoyance* Like I said. Oh powerful Lord Lucifer, I'm their inner demon.

Asmodeus: and what is exactly is that?

Eli: *Smirk at Asmodeus* Wouldn't you like to know.

Mammon: Quit fooling around and tell us what are ya and what is your weird connecting with MC!

Eli: Ah! since you asks so rudely. I might as well tell you- If you can catch ME!!

and just like that, Eli made a run to the opened door passing through the brothers and Simeon.

Eli: Lets see if how great the seven lords in chasing a wee little demon. ByEEEE!

Eli didn't even use the door, he jump through the window and procced to run as far away from the House of Lamentation.

Everyone was shock, but Lucifer was the first one to snap out of it

Lucifer: We can let him get away! Simeon, you, the pup, and Solomon stay here. Keep MC safe at all cost! the rest of you after that Demon!!

All the brothers turn into their demon forms and bolted out the house.

Luke: I'M NOT A DOG!!!!

In middle of town on the roofs of stores

Eli is staring at the town and the dark sky of Devildom, with a smile on his face and sitting on all fours

Eli: I know that you can hear me Master. I got to say *Stood up and arms spread out* Even this is Hell, This place is beautiful. *He scream that last part proudly*

Eli took a deep breath and exhale.

Lucifer: I'm so glad that you like this place!

Eli: *eyes widen* Fuck! I forgot that I was being chase.

Eli turn around to see, a serious Lucifer, Asmodeus, and Beelzebub. and one piss off Mammon flying above him.

Eli: Well shit! where's the other three. *he gave the four demons a smirk*

Satan: Right behind you!

Eli quickly turn around to see, Satan and Belphegor. and one panting Leviathan.

Belphegor: there's no where to run.

Eli: Yeah your right! *he throw his arms up, like his surrendering* but I wasn't planning to run. *He leap towards Asmodeus and wrap his arms around his neck and dug his nails into Asmodeus's neck.

Asmodeus: G'AAAH!! get off-

Eli: not an option!!

Eli dig his nails deeper into Asmodeus's neck, making yelp and start losing his balance while on the air.

Beelzebub: Get off of my brother. * he quickly move towards the two*

Eli: Want to play, Big guy! *He leap to Beelzebub, only this time he misses a few inches and accidentally cut his arm in Beelzebub's horn.* AH!! Shit.

Eli let go and fell down, Mammon see it and dive in and try to catch him. unfortunately Mammon wasn't quick enough, Eli fell on his side and a sound of bone crack can be heard.

Eli: Crap, that wasn't bright-

Mammon: Shit are you alright?

Eli: Yes I'm alright- NO I'm NOT. I think I broke a rib.

Mammon lands next to Eli.

Mammon: you can just do that. what if-

Eli: Oh please! you really don't care about me. you only asks because of MC.

Mammon: Yeah! that's the point! we don't care about you. we only care about MC.

Eli: yeah if you really mean that. Then you leave me no choice.

Mammon: What are you-

before Mammon could finish, he saw Eli place one claw on his forehead and slowly start clawing it.

Eli: Look what you made me do! Now listen well Lord Mammon. you're going to let me go and distract your brothers long enough for me to get away.

Mammon: and what if I don't do it.

Eli: then I'll keep clawing myself to the point of making master bleed.

Mammon trembles and shook his head before flying up.

Eli: sorry bud! but I really need to see everything first. * he quietly limp away*

Lucifer: Mammon where's the demon-

Mammon punch Lucifer square in the face. and grab him by the arm and spin him around before throwing him.

Asmodeus and Beelzebub act quick and grab Mammon. Lucifer quickly recover and glare at Mammon, who is looking down.

Lucifer: you better explain yourself Mammon.

Mammon: I had to...if didn't follow his order. he would've threaten to hurt himself and hurting.

Lucifer: and did he order you to do?

Mammon: to keep all of you distracted, to let him by.

Lucifer: You what!!

End of part 5

Note: this short, since I have like three other series to make.

all though that some of you like this series. I'll try to come back on this fanfic at some point.

[obae-me]

Devil Kart

Fire. Still-burning flakes of ash floated down from the now smoke suffocated sky. Rubble laid down at their feet. Splintered wood. Glinting shards from broken windows. Bricks and foundations of pieces of their home, the House of Lamentation, scattered amidst the yard like abandoned tombstones. For but a moment, all of the residents and their invited company stood still, gazing at the pillar of fumes pouring out from the enormous gap that had been blown out from the sturdy mansion wall. They took in its destructive beauty, taking note of it as the result for their horrendous mistake. One that would not be made lightly again. Suffice it to say, this hadn’t been the first nor the last time this building would be torn asunder. It’s beloved owners were demons after all. However, this fact did not bring comfort to those soaking in the situation at hand. Although for some it did bring great amusement. 

“Well…” MC sighed. “This definitely ended worse than Uno.”

Our favorite demon brothers along with MC, invited Diavolo, Barbatos, and the residents of Purgatory Hall to invite them in a fun game night. Who knew Mario Kart could be such a deadly game?

Lucifer

Character: King Boo

He offered the character with the title “King” in it to Diavolo first, but when Diavolo chose someone else, he didn’t hesitate to pick the ruler of...whatever these specter-like creatures were. 

He plays ruthlessly, constantly throwing bananas, hiding fake boxes in the real ones, whatever devilishly sneaky trap he can lay, he’ll have it done. Even if he doesn’t win, he’s going to take whoever threw that red shell and drag them down to the last in line with him. More often than not, he finds himself winning anyway. He’s not a huge fan of playing games that he deems...childish and illogical, but secretly he deeply enjoyed it. Even for only the value of all his brother’s various expressions when he’s the cause of their suffering.

The destruction wasn’t quite his fault...fully. He’d never do something so idiotic in front of the Prince of Demons, but in his anger and desperation to stop the fight to save face, it was more figurative fuel for the eventual literal fire.

Mammon

Character: Roy Koopa

He really wanted Bowser, desperately so, but Diavolo had picked him already. He almost had an idea to fight Diavolo for the right to play him, but one look at Lucifer’s expression, now sporting a very angry vein in his forehead, and he settled for someone else. Roy Koopa, whatever he was...with his sunglasses and spikes, was a decent second choice. 

He’s not quite sure what the goal is, to be completely honest. He’s seen racing before, even gambled on it, but this one has a lot more rules and...weapons than he’s used to. Is he supposed to be killing people? Is he supposed to have the most money? He’s more focused on collecting items and coins rather than making sure he’s the first in line. Unfortunately for him, he’s often the one targeted for bombs and bananas. 

He ended up being one of the main suspects of the destruction. He didn’t start it, but once he got involved, he made everything so much worse. Why did everyone always go right to him to accuse him of something, eh? Why was Satan spouting off that all of this might as well be his fault? He’s upset over his constant losing too.

Levi

Character: Mario

If you think he’s choosing anyone else other than the popular main character, you’d be comically wrong. He considered maybe taking Princess Peach, but someone already chose her. 

He knows too much about this game. After all, it was a special gift MC had given him. A game from the Human Realm. He did want to explain and rant about all the things it was lacking, but he had played much worse before. So, like he did in most-if not all-of his games, he quickly learned all the ins and outs. He’s a master at drifting, finding the secret shortcuts, and dodging items. However, anything can happen in this game, and for all his talents, his brothers are experts in misfortune. He almost rages more than the demon of Wrath himself. 

It’s possible a lot of this is his fault. He couldn’t help it, when it came to video games, no one should be able to beat him so easily. He couldn’t contain his anger. He had been AT the finish line when someone unleashed a blue shell. He ended up getting hit with such a bombardment of items after he’d been stunned, he ended up last place. Dead last. People were going to pay.

Satan

Character: Dry Bones

Honestly he chose the character that looked the least annoying and cartoony, that was his only motivation. So a skeletal Koopa with glowing yellow eyes seemed a decent enough choice. 

How did he get roped into such a childish game? He’s not exactly sure himself. It might’ve had something to do with MC’s begging eyes or even just the thought of digitally torturing his brothers. He’s even more brutal than Lucifer. While Lucifer puts all his tricks into sneaky items, Satan will not hesitate to be brash and use all his items on one person. Is three red shells a bit overkill? Probably, but he doesn’t care. He’ll also bump people off edges, and of course, somehow he always gets the blue shell. Does he typically win? No. Does he always make everyone else scream in anger and openly love it? Yes. 

For once, he didn’t throw the blue shell, but right after Mammon, Levi figured it was him. Accusing him of always sabotaging people, always stirring up people just to tick them off. Levi hadn’t been wrong, but he didn’t like being compared to Mammon, it insulted his intelligence. Also he just had a lot of pent up anger he needed to release. This game for all it’s merits was starting to drive him mad. He and Levi kicked things off, Mammon joining in soon after.

Asmo

Character: Princess Peach

He has no idea who these characters are but you know he has to go with the pink princess. And with a name like Peach? He had no other choice. She’s almost as cute, flirty, and pink as he is. Almost. 

He doesn’t really care for this game or the idea of winning it either. The thing he specializes in is drama. He adores messing with the other player’s feelings. He’ll randomly make alliances for the sake of spicing things up, but he won’t hesitate to quickly switch sides if it makes for a good match. Oh yay, he’s almost helped Solomon past the finish line, how beautifully heartbreaking would it be if he used the red shell he’s been holding onto? The only person he’ll truly team up with to help them win is MC. Or will he? 

Oh he is loving this. The fighting, the drama, he was hoping for something to this scale. Leave it to his family to always be causing trouble. The whole video of what happened is now on Devilgram, and it is blowing up. Almost like that wall did. 

Beel

Character: Yoshi

He’ll admit, he wasn’t even fully aware they all would be playing a game. All he heard was that everyone would be hanging out together, having a fun time, eating snacks. He’d go anywhere if there were snacks. When he shrugged and asked Levi to choose a character for him, Levi suggested Yoshi, the adorable and iron stomached dinosaur. Beel enjoys him. 

He’s the only person who doesn’t stir things up on purpose. He doesn’t like being aggressive, and honestly, he’ll brake his digital vehicle and let someone else pass him if they’re being chased by a shell so he can take it instead. The only time he sabotaged a match was when they played on a tasty looking map and he subsequently tried to eat the TV. If he ends up winning it’s just because no one has the heart to throw anything at him. That or they’re too focused on targeting someone else. 

When stuff goes down, he’s just trying to keep MC out of this. He went to work scooping up the humans and the tiny angel and brought them to safety. It was a good thing he did too, who knows what would’ve happened to all of them had they stayed in the room. He does now have a craving for roasting marshmallows, though.

Belphie

Character: Rosalina

He really didn’t care who he played, he barely had the energy to play in the first place. He eventually settled on Rosalina because she looked like a soft character, surrounded by stars. He liked stars.

He didn’t even realize that Beel had carried him to everyone while he was asleep. When he woke up, MC had asked him kindly if he wanted to play, and even though he had coldly said no, he grabbed a controller anyway. If he can even manage to stay awake enough to start the race, he’ll put no effort into anything. He’ll just shrug anytime he falls off the course or gets hit by someone. No one knows he’s actually quietly seething. Part of his struggles might be due to the fact he’s trying to play while he’s laying down. Once he started sitting up, eyes laser focused on the screen, MC knew it was starting to spell trouble.

It was him, he did it. He threw the blue shell. Why? Curiosity maybe, mixed with a hint of spite and laced with some sweet revenge. He was sick of seeing everyone win when he hadn’t won a race himself. He was ready to cause some problems, they always ended up being entertaining.

Diavolo

Character: Bowser

He had a hard time choosing at first, he’s just so excited to actually be playing a game, with friends! It’s a very youthful thing to do. He eventually settles on Bowser, appreciating his features, big and menacing, and they both have the same red hair! He finds it immensely enjoyable. 

He also has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. He always has to ask what the buttons do, even if he’s already asked three times already. Admittedly, he’s just happy to be doing anything other than work. Corruption, torture, and ruling his kingdom of demons can wait. He never really has the chance for this ever, and he’s playing with a bunch of friends. He’s extremely elated. The only one who really dares to even attempt to sabotage Diavolo is Lucifer. It’s possible the eldest brother is taking this game a bit too seriously. Diavolo ends up winning a few times purely out of respect for his royal status, and the little gold trophy brings such a smile to his face. 

He could’ve done without the destruction part. He does love a good explosion from time to time, but his fun adventure with his friends has now gone up in flames, and right after he had been neck and neck with Lucifer. He does prefer that his student council uphold an image, but he had been having too much fun to worry about it now. He’ll look over it this time.

Barbatos

Character: Shy Guy 

He’s not sure who to choose, so he might as well pick the little...creature with the mask and mysterious aura. But, to be fair, he chose mostly at random. 

He was very grateful to have been invited to play along with his Lord and his friends. He can’t remember the time he was allowed to just...play something...for fun. However, all he really knows is his duty and his job to serve Diavolo at every turn. His main goal in this game is to make sure Diavolo wins. He’s surprisingly on par with Levi at this game despite having never touched it before, and he can single-handedly force the match to go in Diavolo’s favor.  

He helps Beel in escorting people to safety, and already he’s made preparations to put out the fire and get to work fixing the damage. Again. Now he has to change his ‘Days Since The House Of Lamentation Was Damaged’ sign in his room back to zero. To think they had almost made a new record. 

Simeon 

Character: Random

He can’t just decide on one character, not when they all look like so much fun. He doesn’t want to leave any of them out, and so each match he’ll choose a new character. He wants everyone to have a chance. 

He’s the same as Diavolo in the case that he has no idea how to control this thing. He’s still learning how to use a D.D.D. for heaven's sake. Which button is ‘go’ again? Once he thought he almost won, when in reality, he ended up doing three laps going in the opposite direction. He did actually win once, but no one knew for the life of them how, when he had been holding the controller backwards the entire time. He won’t throw anything at anyone ever. Mostly because he’s an angel, but also because he has no idea how to even use items. 

He was a little confused and disappointed when the fighting started. He mostly just worried for MC’s safety. He was disheartened to hear how casually they were reacting to this. He made sure to promise to invite them over sometime for a nice calm game that wouldn’t end in inevitable chaos.

Solomon

Character: Waluigi

He’s a human, he’s been on the internet, he knows the memes. He doesn’t need to say anything more on the subject. 

Like Asmo, he’s almost more focused on the people playing the game than the actual game itself. He might even help Asmo in secret alliances. He’s just incredibly amused with how the demons are acting. He also might have set his phone to record audio during all the matches. He now has several amusing phrases from multiple demons such as ‘you’ll take my banana and like it or choke’, ‘I would’ve finished first if you hadn’t rammed me so hard’, ‘I’ve been covered in goo’, and many more. The recordings ended up being mostly cussing, sadly, but those few gems he’ll be keeping for the foreseeable future. 

He was prepared for something like this. MC had recounted the many stories of games that met unfortunate ends. He’s got a spell prepared to at least attempt to mitigate some of the harm.

Luke 

Character: Toad

His main motivation for picking Toad was because he thought he was some kind of muffin. Apparently there’s a popular Celestial world treat that looks shockingly similar, much to Solomon and MC’s silent distress.

He keeps trying to tell anyone that he’s not a child so he’s not enjoying this. Everyone can tell he’s lying due to how wide-eyed he is about it. He’s honestly having the time of his life until all the demons keep cussing so badly he feels like his ears are going to literally bleed. After Luke started to question exactly where Satan meant when he said Lucifer should shove his shells somewhere, MC and Simeon decided to take turns covering his ears to preserve his innocence. 

He’s going to do his best to act like he didn’t cry when all the fighting and explosions started. After his shock, he focused on making sure MC is extra safe. He insisted that MC stay at Purgatory Hall until things were fixed.

Note: I am so behind on finishing headcanons and yet... despite having strange writer’s block I managed to come up with this at 3 am...I have no some regrets. 

Based off of:

MILD LESSON 24 SPOILERS

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Hi, but um, why did I see no one talk about how the strict and grumpy Lucifer played Mario Kart with the Prince of Hell?!

[haloshornsinkstains]

Devildom Valentines [HC/drabbles]

Lucifer: We all know Lucifer likes the finer things in life right? Well, the way he goes about treating you on Valentine’s Day is a reflection of that. When you get to your room in the House of Lamentation to find a gorgeous dress/suit at first you’re really confused? Is Diavolo throwing a party and you somehow forgot all about it? It looks like the kind of thing you wear to his parties. It’s not until you see the note that you realise what’s going on. “I will collect you at 6, wear this. - Lucifer”. He takes you to Ristorante Six, for a fine meal and shared wine. As he drinks, and gets tipsy, he gets softer. Even going so far as to allow you to take a picture of the two of you cuddled up together, your smile wide and cheeks warm from the sweet things he’s been saying to you.

Mammon: He heard you mention Valentine’s Day once a week ago and since then spent half his time asking anyone who might have the slightest idea about human customs hundreds of questions about it. You saw Satan chasing him out of the library and yelling at him to shut up more than once, though they both refused to tell you why. When the day finally rolls around he’s oddly jumpy around you, although he refuses to tell you what’s going on. He finally meets you in your room after dinner, fidgeting awkwardly with his hands behind his back. You frown at him in confusion until he thrusts a somewhat poorly wrapped square at you. You unwrap it carefully, almost bursting into happy tears when you see the framed picture inside. It’s your favourite picture of the two of you, the one that greets you on you DDD lockscreen and never fails to make you smile. Grinning you fling yourself at him, wrapping your arms around his neck and muttering endless ‘thank you’s and ‘i love you’s.

Leviathan: Levi is not confident with anything romantic. He knows stuff in theory, Diavolo knows he’s played enough otome (and eroge) games and read enough shoujo manga to have some of the basics in his head, but he has zero confidence in actually being able to do them in real life. Especially not with someone as attractive as you. Which is why, for Valentine’s Day, rather than do something in real life and risk embarrassing himself, he pulls you into a romantic game with him. There he can take you out for a meal and say all the embarrassing romantic lines he wants to without feeling awkward, he even manages to kiss you on the cheek. It’s unique, as far as Valentines go, but it’s very Levi and very wonderful.

Satan: This guy is something of a traditionalist. He read up on human world customs for Valentine’s Day and spent a long time looking for a suitable card to convey his feelings for you. He gives you the card in the morning, a poem he wrote for you tucked inside. You tear up at the beautiful words, heart racing in your chest. He smiles in return, kissing you softly on the cheek and promising to spend the rest of the day by your side.

Asmodeus: If ever there was a day tailor made for the Avatar of Lust it’s Valentine’s Day. And good lord does he go all out. There are rose petals all over your bed, a bouquet of roses laid out on top of them and a card full of flowery words and innuendo set on the top of it all. There may or may not be some fancy lingerie involved. He spends the day pampering you, covering you in kisses and telling you how much you mean to him.

Beelzebub: You open your door on Valentine’s morning to see a very dejected looking Beel, almost pouting at you. You panic at first, wondering what on earth had upset him so much. Did he have a fight with Belphie? Has something happened? He just frowns at you, holding up an empty box of chocolates before launching into an explanation that he got them for you the day before, special limited edition, but they smelled so good he couldn’t resist. He looks so upset over the whole thing you can’t help but chuckle a little, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek and telling him it’s the thought that counts.

Belphegor: Belphie has been interested in the human world for a long time, he knows the jist of Valentine’s day, though he has to look up some more recent customs (he doesn’t think Lucifer would approve of him bringing ‘lovebirds’ into the House of Lamentation, though he is half tempted to release some just to annoy him). He settles on giving you an amulet, one charmed so that you can talk to him whenever you want, and meet him in dreams. You hold it to your chest protectively as you curl up against him, falling asleep happily in each others arms.

Diavolo: Oh boy, if you think Satan did a lot of research he has nothing on Diavolo. He looked up so many human customs, Barbatos had to stop him from trying to do all of them. In the end he settled for a meal at the castle, decorated with conjured cherry blossoms. He gifts you with a stunning pendant, one that probably costs more than everything you own put together, but you know he won’t humour any of your protests about him giving you a gift of such value. It’s sweet, if a little extravagant. 

Barbatos: He’s so busy during the day tending to Diavolo and other duties within the Devildom that he doesn’t have time to see you. But in the evening you receive a summons to the castle. When you arrive, half worried you might be in trouble, he greets you at the door with a smile and a gentle press of his lips against the back of your hand. He guides you into the kitchen, presenting you with the most beautiful handmade chocolates.you had ever seen, and his sincerest apologies for being so busy. You shake your head, you know he’s busy, and the fact that he made time for you at all means a lot to you.

Simeon: The angel is not usually one for grand extravagant gestures, he shows his love in small ways. This is especially true if you are the type of person who doesn’t enjoy being the center of attention. Valentines with Simeon is a quiet affair, the card he gives you is sweet, complete with a paragraph of his own beautifully written prose containing all his feelings for you. Valentine’s Day with Simeon is a quiet affair, with good food and soft touches and perhaps the odd mischievous tease. You wouldn’t change it for the world.

Solomon: One of the few people in Devildom who knew all about Valentine’s Day beforehand, he has a plan in place well before the day. His gift required a little pre-planning after all. He pulled you away to Purgatory Hall, promising food cooked by Simeon and one of Luke’s desserts (you silently thank all the gods and demons you can think of that he didn’t decide to cook you a romantic dinner). Safely away from the brothers and their interfering he presented you with a single red rose, one he enchanted to never wilt. It stays pride of place on you dresser and makes you smile every morning.

[blanc-et-n0ir]

Pranks (Solomon and MC)

“Lucifer let out a sigh as he went to enter his room, it’s time for him to start on his paperwork. When he opened the door and walked in, his face met a clear film of plastic and he flinched in shock. He scowled and ripped the clear film off the door frame, he’s going to ignore that for now.

“I don’t have the energy to think about this.” Lucifer growled.

Then, he walked to his desk. His foot bumped against his couch and he frowned. Something about his room felt odd. He shook his head and sat down, almost missing the chair by an inch. He growled and picked his quill to start on the paperwork.

That was when his eyes met the words on the paper and he almost screamed. They were adoption papers for Satan. His eye twitched as he crumpled the paper and threw it aside, he’ll deal with that later. He picked up another piece of paper which immediately was crumpled and thrown aside. He shuffled through his many papers and found every single one of them of the same content, with a few papers about his and Diavolo’s divorce and some works of fiction about him and Diavolo. 

“Who-”

He let his hand drag down his face, there could only be one culprit. Satan. The blonde merely wished for Lucifer to suffer on that day. He walked out the room, once again almost tripping over his couch.

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Mammon trudged up to his room, his eyes exhausted during the day at RAD. All he wanted to do was curl in his room, scrolling through Devilgram and not think about anything. He opened the door to his room and was met with a clear barrier. He let out a confused whine and walked backwards. He glared at the clear film and ran into his room. He tumbled inside, the clear film wrapping around him as he lay on the floor groaning.

“What in the hell was that?”

He stood up, rubbing his forehead as he threw the clear plastic to the side. He let out a loud whine as he pulled himself on his bed, almost missing it by a few centimetres. He cursed and fished for his phone in his pocket. He noticed that MC had posted a photo and got giddy. He wasn’t able to see the human the whole day which was weird but he pushed that aside for now.

“Wonder what MC posted...” He muttered as he pulled up the photo.

His brain practically bluescreened as he stared at the photo. It was MC alright. She had bed hair and was smiling lucidly at the camera. But in the background, Solomon also had the same bed hair and he was shirtless. He was shirtless and on the same bed as MC. SoloMON WAS SHIRTLESS AND ON THE SAME BED AS MC.

“WHAAATTT!” He screeched, standing up in lightning speed. He threw open his door and almsot bumped into Lucifer on the way, “MC, WHAT HAVE YA BEEN DOING WITH SOLOMON?”

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Levi was giddy as he almost tripped over himself trying to get into his room. The school day was finally over and he can watch that new DVD he got from Akuzon. He threw open the door and burst through the clear plastic. He paused and tried to get it off him.

“What the- what’s this!?” He shook his head and successfully untangled himself from the plastic and turned his attention to the new DVD. 

He got the case and pulled the CD out. He inserted it into his DVD player and turned on his television. He grinned, giddy as he waited for the screen to fully turn on. It was a new anime that had just come out and everyone was giving it good reviews so he wanted to try it out. Then, he caught sight of what the screen displayed instead.

“Wha-wha-whAT IS THIS?? THIS ISN’T MY ‘NEXT LIFE AS A VILLAINESS: ALL ROUTES LEAD TO DOOM’.” He paused before his eyes flashed, “MAMMOONNN! DID YOU STEAL MY NEW DVD!”

He ran out his door, eyes darkening in anger. he was already in his demon form when he caught sight of Mammon walking down the stairs. He growled ad chased after him, ignoring the loud screech from Asmo’s room. He almost got barelled into by Satan but he dodged. He’ll get that money grubbing, object stealing scum brother of his.

HOW DARE HE THINK OF SWITCHING HIS NEWWEST ANIME WITH SOMETHING AS WESTERN AND NORMIE AS TWILIGHT? NOT EVEN THE HUMANS LIKED THAT STUPID MOVIE.

//===\\

Satan let out a sigh as he rubbed his forehead, he can’t wait to curl up in his room and read a good book. He trudged up to his room, ignoring Mammon’s surprised shout from down the hall and opened his door. He walked in and was stopped by white clear plastic, almost falling over. His eye twitched and he swiped the plastics out of his way, stomping into his room.

“Who would put that there...”

He shook his head and picked up a book. He let himself fall against his armchair and opened the book. He cleared his head a bit before he read the first sentence. Everything was normal until he reached the middle paragraph. His eye twitched as it mentioned Lucifer and Diavolo. He closed the book and looked at the cover.

“It... doesn’t match.” He narrowed his eyes. “I could’ve sworn...”

He picked up another book and when he opened it, it showed memes. His eye twitched and he threw the book away from him. He picked another one up, opening it. This time it had a picture of Mammon singing in the shower. He slammed the book closed and growled. His temper was getting worse and he transformed into his demon form. The last book he opened had showed a crude drawing of his as a baby with Lucifer carrying him.

He screamed and threw the book away, ignoring the crash of the window it sailed out, “WHO TOUCHED MY BOOKS?” 

He let out a low growled and slammed open his door, first it was the stupid plastic and now this. He didn’t want any of this. He wanted a good book, a little rest and maybe a good cup of tea. He stormed down the stairs, almost knocking into Levi.

It was definitely Mammon, the idiot.

//===\\

Asmo had made a beeline for his room. The whole day had taken a lot out of him and he felt icky. He had planned to take a long and relaxing bath in his tub and use one of his scented oils. He hummed as he walked to his room and opened the door. He was impaired when he hit a clear plastic that blocked his path into his room. He made a double take and squinted, noticing the clear plastic. He scoffed and easily took it down, taking away all the excess plastic from the door frame to avoid any trash to clutter his beautiful room. He passed a trash can and dumped all the plastic inside.

He slowly stripped, enjoying the cool air and made his way to his bathroom. He smiled widely as his bathtub entered his field of vision. He picked a good scented oil to have and placed a few drips on the pristine clear water.

He slowly let himself sink into the water before he felt an unfamiliar texture. His eye twitched and he opened them to see the supposedly clear water had turned to yellow mush. He screeched and tripped on his way out the bathtub. He couldn’t believe what he had stumbled into. The yellow mush, clearly melted cheese, felt awful on his smooth skin.

“WHO FILLED MY BATHTUB WITH CHEESE?!”

He had unknowingly turned into his demon form as he stomped out of his bedroom, body still covered in cheese. He stomped past Lucifer who was checking inside Satan’s room and headed down, he will find out who messed with his bathtub.

“I S A I D, WHO FILLED MY BATHTUB WITH MELTED CHEESE?” He screeched into the halls, his voice carrying throughout the house.

//===\\

The moment he had stepped foot inside the house, he made his way to the kitchen. He was starving and Lucifer didn’t allow him to stop by Hell’s Kitchen for a snack. He opened the fridge and noticed a large sandwich. He licked his lips and noticed that no one had placed a note claiming it as their own. He smiled and picked it up before shoving it straight into his mouth. He choked when he was met with a dry flavor in his mouth.

He spat out the remnants of the sandwich and noticed it was foam, “Who?”

He shook his head and scoured the fridge for more unclaimed food. So far, everything he shoved into his mouth was foam. The tangy and dry taste of it making his stomach turn and ask for actual edible food. He had eaten the apple, the salad, the banana... even the turkey leg was foam. His eye twitched and he moved onto the Devildom delicacies, thinking that maybe it was all the human food. 

He picked up a custard and bit into it. It was foam. This was probably the fifth food he had shoved into his mouth that wasn’t food and his hunger had overtaken his thought process. He was in his demon form and he was hungry and angry. He had emptied the fridge by now and yet he hasn’t stumbled upon any real food.

“Who messED WITH THE FOOD?” Beel growled, stomping out the kitchen. Not only were the unclaimed food messed with, so were HIS food. Everything in the fridge was foam. Not even Mammon was stupid enough to do this.

He passed the common room where Belphie was looking in his phone with an enraged face. He would find whoever messed with his food.

//===\\

Belphie let out a sigh as he stepped foot inside the House of Lamentation. The whole day was really tiring. He felt his body sag and he dragged himself to the common room to sleep in peace. The moment his body hit the cushions of the couch, he fell into a deep slumber. Unbeknownst to him, two humans entered the common room with colored markers. The two giggled and exchange a quick glance with each other.

They set off to work, knowing Belphie was in a deep slumber and it’ll take more than a few little markings on his face to wake him up. Once they finished, they kept the markers and pulled out a roll of clear plastic. Solomon snickered as he taped the end of the plastic under the couch while MC pulled the roll over Belphie. They began methodologically wrapping him in plastic until his entire body was wrapped. He shifted a bit in his sleep and the two froze, exchanging a panicked look. 

When he remained sleeping, the two let out a relieved sigh. When the two heard the loud shout from Satan’s room, they immediately set to wrap up their work. Solomon got out some colorful hair ties and MC took out the large whoopee cushion. Solomon started to tie Belphie’s hair into uneven and weirdly placed pigtails while MC slid the cushion carefully in between the wrapped plastics.

That was when they heard Mammon’s shout and his footsteps. Solomon straightened and held out a hand to MC, “Would you care to make a grand exit?”

Asmo’s screech echoed throughout the whole house as MC smiled, “Of course!”

The loud bang that resounded in the common room due to their ‘grand’ exit woke Belphie up. He shot up, ready to scream at whoever made the loud noise to disturb his sleep when he heard the loud sound of the whoopee cushion hitting the plastic. His eye twitched as he was tangled up in a mess of plastic. He swiped them all away.

“Who in the seven hells would do this?” He growled. 

That was when he felt his hair and he got out his D.D.D and turned on the front camera. His anger grew when he saw his face and he stood up, shouting, “WHO DID THIS TO MY FACE!” 

He made his way to the entrance hall in his demon form, ready to kill whoever thought doing this to him was funny. 

//===\\

“SATAN IF YOU THOUGHT EXCHANGING MY PAPERWORK WITH NONESENSE IS FUNNY, THEN YOU’RE WRONG-”

“WHERE THE HELL IS MC? ARE THEY WITH SOLOMON-”

“MAMMON!! FIRST IT WAS MY MONEY AND NOW IT’S MY DVD!!” 

“WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO REPLACE MY BOOKS, I WILL USE YOUR-”

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR BOOKS, SATAN. LOOK AT ME, I’M COVERED IN STUPID MELTED CHEESE WHEN I’M SUPPOSED TO BE RELAXING IN MY BATH.”

“SOMEONE TOUCHED MY FOOD. WHO IS IT? WAS IT YOU, MAMMON?”

“WHO DID THIS TO MY FACE? I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR DEATH IS-”

Just outside the House of Lamentation, Solomon and MC exchanged a look before bursting into laughter. The plan had gone smoothly, they didn’t care if they had to miss one whole day at RAD- this was hilarious enough to make up for it.

“Ten minutes from they’ll probably be at each others’ throats with warpaint on their faces.” Solomon wheezed.

“Good.” MC grinned. “It was getting a little chummy around here.” 

[whatissleepeven]

Time Flies - Solomon (Obey Me!)

What's it like, having a fixed amount of time to live before you disappeared from this world forever?

Solomon used to know. He was - is - human, after all, and the one hallmark of humanity is their crippling mortality. Everyone on Earth scrambles to make the most of what little time they had left, either living in luxury or toeing the line between life and death.

(He doesn't mention that there are plenty instances where humans don't have a choice in which lifestyle they live; he doesn't mention the souls who are ripped away from the world the instant they were born, any chance of creating their own paths snuffed out as they lay there powerless to stop it. There's no need to, if the end result is always the same. Death makes no discrimination, after all.)

He just happens to be an exception.

At first, breaking free from the restraints of time was exhilarating. Everything he previously thought he couldn't do before death was suddenly available to him again; he could go wherever he wanted, do whatever he wanted, and go at his own pace to top it all off. Gone were pressing demands and time limits; as a king, he would be able to learn more, see more, experience more.

Then he had to attend the funerals.

He went to every single one, regardless of the stares and the whispers circling around that called him a "monster". These were people he laughed, cried, and rejoiced with; they bore their hearts and souls out to each other, and now they were six feet under while he got to live on.

"He's inhuman," The whispers would say, getting louder as he approached the casket looking the same as he did three decades ago. He was too busy grappling with the realization that great power always comes at a price, and the one he had to pay was seeing those he cared about die while he lived on.

He made sure to remember each and every one.

He'll admit, sometimes the burden got to be too much. It would take all of his willpower to roll out of bed with a groan, fixing himself up in the mirror with a blank look in his eyes before continuing with his day. It was his punishment; his foolishness would be amended by carrying the memories of his people both long gone and those he had yet to meet.

They were merely more names to add to the neverending list of people he's seen die, and he's just so tired now.

(Could he even call himself human anymore?)

"It's unlike me to reminisce about the past this much," Solomon hums from his spot on the balcony, his arms leaning against Purgatory Hall's railing. It was truly nighttime here in Devildom; the stars twinkled softly against the midnight blue sky, the little bursts of light illuminating the Realm with gentle coaxing.

It was a beautiful sight, so why did it feel like his chest threatened to cave in on itself?

"Hey, Solomon!" Asmo's voice reaches his ears, tearing his gaze away from the sky. "Solomon? Solomon! Where are you?? You're missing the fun!"

Solomon peers over the railing. The inhabitants of the House of Lamentation had decided to come over to Purgatory Hall for the human tradition of a campfire (it must've been your idea, of course), and judging by the content expressions on everyone's faces it was going swimmingly. Even Luke had loosened up, offering a s'more he made to Beel and laughing as the demon got some melted marshmallow on his cheek.

He does a quick once-over the group below him. Simeon is sitting in a foldable chair talking to Lucifer, Satan is showing something on his D.D.D. to Belphie (most likely cat videos), Mammon is getting chased by Levi around the campfire, and Asmo is wandering around calling for him.

He slightly frowns, doing another head count. The brothers are there, along with the angels, so where is - ?

"I figured you'd be up here."

Solomon doesn't flinch. Instead, he turns on his heel to give you a smile. "Oh? And what gave me away?"

You snort. "The fact that you want to be as mysterious as possible."

He smiles, because your presence reminds him of the very race he estranged himself from all those centuries ago. What a coincidence that the human was the one to find him first, no? "Judging by your unimpressed look, it seems that I have to try harder next time."

You come to a stop next to him on the rail, looking out towards your ragtag group. "Didn't you hear Asmo calling for you?"

Solomon also turns to face the scene below. Levi managed to catch Mammon somehow, shaking him back and forth while yelling incoherently as Asmo recorded the entire fiasco. Now, in this moment, it didn't matter what race you were; everyone is a being who is having fun at a campfire outside.

He hums once more, a strange lilt to it this time. "I would've come down sooner or later. The brothers don't exactly jump with joy once they see me."

The glance you send him has the sorcerer reconsidering his words, a sigh escaping past his lips as he hangs his head. "I wanted to relish in the last few peaceful moments of the night before the chaos begins."

You laugh, a sound that twinkled just as brightly as the stars overhead. "C'mon, you know you're just as bad as them."

He straightens up almost immediately, wiping the dejected look off his face on an instant. A smirk quirks the corner of his lips upward, the sorcerer tilting his head as he regards you with humor in his voice.

"Guilty as charged."

You shake your head, jabbing your thumb at the doors leading to the balcony. "Let's go, you dork; everyone's waiting."

Solomon doesn't put up a fight. Instead, he trails behind you as you tug him by the arm towards the rambunctious group, Asmo talking his ear off as Beel offers him a few marshmallows.

Moments like these are scarce in his life, much less amicable company to spend them with. A small portion of himself - that tiny, hopeful, naive part - wishes that this would never end, and remain forever trapped in time.

...But, it can't.

It can't because it wouldn't be fair to those who have already left this world, leaving him behind to grieve and push forward. It can't because time marches on, uncaring of individual feelings and sentiments.

There's going to come a time where everyone will go their separate ways and fade into the background, the memories that seemed like they'd be imprinted forever into their brains growing frayed with each era that goes by. It scares Solomon, because it reminds him that he should've learned from the other times by now that forming connections is what twists the knife in his back deeper, constricting his will and squeezing his heart of anything valuable.

Something hits him in the face, the sudden impact making him jerk back a little even as it gently plops onto his lap.

"Oh...sorry about that." Simeon apologizes, looking just as surprised as Solomon felt. "I didn't mean to hit your face...We at least managed to save a pack of marshmallows for you?"

Solomon blinks once. Twice. Then a laugh, raw and carefree and genuine, forces its way out of his throat and spills into the night air.

He understands it now; his immortality is what keeps him tethered to mortality, an unsuspecting lifeline in an ocean rolling with possibilities.

It's precisely because he's out of time's grasp that he can appreciate the inevitable death of humans and their drives to live, clawing at any chance to make a mark on the world before they pass. His situation allows him to see humanity in it's entirety, from world events to small moments like this.

He was never fully estranged from his people; in fact, he's become even closer to them.

"Solomon?!" Luke says in shock, not expecting to hear the sorcerer laugh like that.

For some reason Luke's gaping face makes Solomon laugh even harder, loud enough now for the others to notice. "Don't worry about it, Luke; now is the time to bask in each other's presence."

Luke makes a confused noise, but Simeon places a hand on his head with a small shrug. There's an amused smile on his face, his eyes shining in mirth and awe. "Leave him be, Luke; who knows what he's truly laughing at?"

Solomon smiles, forcing himself to calm down. He feels like he's on cloud nine as he rips open the new pack of jumbo marshmallows, popping a fluffy square into his mouth as he holds up the bag.

"Now, who's interested in hearing a story?"

As he spins a tale of a foolish king who strives for too much and ends up sacrificing his humanity for knowledge, you smile.

You much prefer this Solomon, the one who laughs without abandon and has constellations shining in his eyes to the one back up at the balcony mere minutes ago, who was burdened with thoughts no one else was privy to and eyes so sad that you could only guess at what he's seen in his life.

[haloshornsinkstains]

Devildom Easter Egg Hunt

A little late, but the idea came to me at like 11pm last night and I'm old and suck at staying up late these days.

Anyway, Easter in the Devildom. With my MC Kore, because I missed writing about her.

Warnings: Female MC, Not a reader insert, polyamory, way too much description of baskets of chocolate, that's it.

“What the hell are ya wearing Kore?”

“Everyone come to the council room after classes, it’s important.” That’s what the text had said. The one sent from your phone to all of the brothers, and all three residents of Purgatory Hall. It was more than a little suspicious, for one Kore never wanted to stay longer at RAD than she really had to, and secondly she was usually much more polite when requesting a favour. But to use the council room she must have gained Diavolo’s permission so it couldn’t be anything too bad right? At least, that’s how they reassured themselves before turning up. Whatever scenarios they had planned out, none of them came close to what greeted them in the council room.

She looked down for a moment, before grinning back at Mammon. “You don’t recognise it?”

“I believe what Mammon means is why are you wearing that?” Lucifer sighed, shaking his head at the younger demon who had been momentarily rendered speechless.

“Well…” She started, still smiling happily at them all, “it’s Easter in the human realm, and since I already had the bunny costume on hand from that serving job we did, I thought I could share some of the festivities with you all. Technically I’m a bit late, Easter was yesterday, but I wanted Dia, um, Lord Diavolo to be able to join in and he wasn’t back until last night.”

The Prince in question was standing behind her beaming happily, nodding along with everything Kore said. “Now now Lucifer, no need to look so grumpy. I think it’s wonderful Kore wanted to bring something from the human realm to all of us!”

“But, that doesn’t explain why yer wearing that!” Mammon huffed. “Anyone could see ya like that!”

“Mammon… everyone already has seen me in this? And you’re all here anyway.” She shrugged. “In the human realm there’s an easter tradition where a rabbit brings chocolate eggs to kids. I know you’re not kids, but it seemed like fun. I organised an egg hunt and everything!”

“Did you say chocolate?”

“Yes Beel, chocolate eggs. The ones for the egg hunt aren’t, because it would give you an unfair advantage, but the prizes are chocolate eggs.” She laughed, pointing to the small pile of baskets behind her. “No touching until we’re done.”

Beel pouted a little, but stared determinedly at the baskets. Levi frowned beside him.

“So, this is a game? Are there clues?” His eyes flashed with interest, games he could do.

“Not really, I can give you some if you’re stuck though!” Kore laughed. “So, I hid 60 eggs, with Barbatos’ help so he’s going to stay here and keep me company guarding the prize baskets. He isn’t allowed to tell anyone where they are, including you Dia, and you agreed to not ask him.” Diavolo nodded. “So, the rules are; no magic,” she nodded towards Solomon and Lucifer, “no stealing from other people, if they found the egg it’s theirs,” a few sideways glances towards Mammon, “and no fighting. Everyone got that?”

There were assorted nods and murmurs of acceptance from the gathered Demons and Angels.

“Don’t look so pouty Luci, you don’t have to join in if you don’t want to. You can still have a basket of chocolates.”

Lucifer huffed. “Of course I’m taking part. But you neglected to tell us where the eggs had been hidden, unless you mean for us to search the whole Devildom?”

Kore blushed and shook her head. “Sorry! They’re in RAD, the Castle and their grounds. I would have hidden them in the House of Lamentation and Purgatory Hall but I didn’t get time between classes and Barb had duties to fulfill.”

“Then can we begin?”

She nodded at Lucifer. “The inaugural Devildom Easter Egg Hunt is go! Good Luck!”

Kore leaned back against the table, watching with amusement as the group scattered, most heading for the door to scour the school. Simeon and Luke stayed back, opting to look around the council room first instead. Simeon glanced down at Luke, standing on his tiptoes to try and peer over one of the taller plinths and sighed.

“Kore?”

She glanced over at the angel. “What is it Simeon?”

“Would it be permissible to work in teams for this game?” He nodded towards Luke, expression fond as ever.

“Of course Simeon! It’s not really as serious as all that, I only put the rules in place so no one spoiled the fun by magicking all the eggs to them or getting into a fight. It’s just for fun.” She giggled, patting one of the prize baskets. “Besides, I’d put money on Beel and Belphie already teaming up. Even if it’s just from Belphie’s laziness.”

As if on queue a shout echoed through the room from the corridor. “Oi! Ya not allowed to work together like that!”

“Kore never said working together was against the rules!”

“Mammon, let them be. Belphie isn’t likely to be much help when Beel is carrying him.”

Kore burst into laughter, shaking her head at their antics. “Well, I would wish you luck again Simeon, but I don’t think you’re in the most need of it.”

He chuckled in response, heading over to the younger angel to guide him out of the room. “Indeed, come on Luke. See you later Kore.”

She nodded, in response, leaning back and listening to the echoing voices through the halls as Barbatos came to sit beside her, letting her lean her shoulder against his.

That was how they found them two hours later, when all of the eggs had been collected and the hunters returned to the room, Kore tucked against Barbatos’ side giggling at something he’d told her while his arm rested around her waist.

“Ah, I’m glad to see you weren’t too bored while we were searching for eggs!” Diavolo boomed, chuckling at the sight before them.

Kore flushed bright pink, head shooting up to stare at the gathered group with wide eyes. Her gaze shifted quickly over Mammon and Levi, smiling softly at them to try and ease the tension from them. There would likely be time for a discussion later, but she was pleased to see neither jumped to chase Barbatos away from her, polyamory was hardest for the two of them but they were growing, learning.

“You should know already that Barbatos is excellent company.” She chuckled, shaking her head. “Go on then, how many eggs have you all collected?”

They handed over their eggs, letting Kore note down how many each had carefully before the next person handed theirs over. She paused half way through, looking at the ones Beel and Belphie handed over with a small frown.

“Um, Beel, why is this one half of an egg?” She asked, holding the slightly mangled object in her palm.

Beel rubbed the back of his neck, refusing to meet her gaze. “I, um, forgot you said they weren’t chocolate and I got hungry.”

“It was lucky he didn’t swallow it whole.” Belphie grumbled.

Kore giggled and nodding, noting down their score.

Once all the eggs were counted Kore jumped from the table ready to announce the scores.

“Alright gentlemen, the scores for the inaugural Devildom Easter Egg hunt are in! I’ll be going in ascending order of score, last place to first okay?” There were a few nods. “Okay, last place with two eggs is Asmo,”

“I knew I shouldn’t have stopped to fix my hair.”

“6th place is Solomon with three eggs, not bad, joint 5th place are Satan and the team of Simeon and Luke with five eggs each,”

“Well done Luke, you found most of those for us! I’d have been last without your help.”

“Damn, if Lucifer hadn’t beaten me up that tree using his stupid wings…”

Kore paused. “Wait, you climbed a tree Satan?!”

“Don’t worry Kore, I have it all on video. I may not have found many eggs, but I did capture most of the best moments on camera. Satan was very cat-like.”

“Thank you Solomon, I’ll be getting all of those from you later.” She grinned, looking back to the list. Okay, so 4th place is Lucifer with seven eggs. Then in joint 3rd place we have Mammon and Diavolo with eight eggs each, congratulations both of you,”

“I guess third place ain’t too bad. At least I beat Lucifer.”

“Oh excellent! I think that was very good for my first Easter Egg Hunt, don’t you?”

“Yes Dia, that’s a very respectable score. In 2nd place with ten eggs is Levi,”

“Damn, I guess it’s not bad for a game that involved physical activity…”

“Which means in 1st place is the team of Beel and Belphie with twelve eggs. Congratulations you two.”

“It was pretty much all Beel.” Belphie yawned. “As soon as he knew there was food on the line I mostly just napped.”

“Honestly I’d have been very impressed if anyone beat Beel in a competition that involved winning something edible.” Solomon chuckled.

“Alright, so Beel, Belphie, you get first choice of the Easter baskets.” Kore smiled, gesturing towards the table behind her.

“Are they not all the same then?”

“No Luke, they’re all the same value but the contents differ slightly. Different shops and types of chocolate. Some just have big eggs, there’s a couple with lots of small things, some are a mix of everything… you know? Also Barbatos baked a couple of treats, so there’s one in each basket too.”

“You put a lot of thought into this.” Diavolo hummed. “It’s very impressive Kore.”

She rubbed the back of her neck, looking down at the floor. “Well, Barb helped a lot, and… um, I just wanted to make sure it was fun?”

“You did an excellent job on your own, I merely offered a helping hand.” Barbatos sighed, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. “Do not sell yourself short Kore.”

“Ah… Thank you. Okay guys, pick your baskets.”

Beel, to the surprise of no one, picked a basket full of large eggs, Belphie went for one with small sheep shaped chocolates. Levi picked a basket with a mix, including some small pink flower shaped chocolates that looked just like ones from an episode of the anime he watched the week before. Mammon’s basket also had a mix, mostly white chocolates dusted with golden sheen. Diavolo picked a basket of large eggs, dark, white and milk with intricate decorations across their surface. Lucifer’s basket of choice was filled with the darkest chocolate, more bitter than sweet and perfect with coffee. Simeon and Luke picked matching baskets, large and small chocolates in marbled milk and white. Satan’s basket was small chocolates, full of unique flavours and combinations. The final two baskets were fairly similar, a mix of sizes and types, though Asmo’s leant more towards fruity flavours than Solomon’s. With all the baskets collected Kore grinned at them.

“Happy Easter everyone!” She paused, glancing over at Barbatos. “Oh, Barb, your basket should be in your room.”

[sparklingichigo]

VALENTINE SPECIALS

Part 1 

Ah yes, valentine’s day, the day of love where everyone spreads love, give each other gifts, eat desserts and so many other things. Of course everyone is excited about this especially these three, that’s right, Diavolo’s personal butler, Diavolo’s personal chef and Barbatos’s apprentice. 

Luke: I can’t wait to make chocolates for everyone! 

Ichigo: Me too, look! I even bring some ribbons to decorate the boxes 

Barbatos: Oh? Those are very colorful, matching it with their favorite colors huh? 

Ichigo: Yeah, I even bring one for you! 

Ichigo shows Barbatos a mint green ribbon in front of him. 

Barbatos: Ah, quite observant are you.

Luke: Aren’t we going to start? 

Barbatos: Of course, let’s start shall we? 

The three of them end up making the chocolate, of course in the middle of it they got interrupted countless times. Once by Beel who’s passing by and tries to taste the melted chocolate which Luke scold and chase him out, the other time is Mammon being a curious demon that he is asks them who the chocolate’s are for, it needs Barbatos to push him out with magic, another time Solomon comes in trying to help, luckily Ichigo instantly pushed him out of the kitchen. 

Ichigo: No more cooking for you! 

Solomon: But- 

Ichigo: No! 

After a few hours in that kitchen, it is time to place the chocolates in their boxes and decorate them. Ichigo brought golden ribbons for Diavolo, dark red ribbons for Lucifer, yellow ribbons for Mammon, purple ribbons for Levi, green ribbons for Satan, pink ribbons for Asmo, orange ribbons for Beel, blue ribbons for Belphie, silver ribbons for Solomon, bright blue ribbons for the angels, mint green ribbons for Barbatos and finally a bright red ribbon for Reika. Barbatos stares confusedly at the boxes. 

Barbatos: Don’t you want one too? 

Ichigo: I can just eat it straight away, there’s no need to make one for me. 

Barbatos: Actually... 

Barbatos pulls up a rose gold ribbon out his sleeves as if it’s magic, well it’s technically magic. 

Ichigo: You did not- 

Barbatos: Oh I did, call it an appreciation for your help. 

Ichigo: I’m grateful 

Barbatos: Oh there’s no need to thank me, I was just giving appreciation since you’re such a good assistant to me 

Luke: ... I’m now confused... 

Ichigo: About? 

Luke: Oh! Nothing! I’ll go wrap Simeon’s, give me his box! 

Ichigo smiles softly and gives Luke Simeon’s box. At the end all three of them end up putting the chocolate to the boxes together. Since Barbatos has experience he’s doing it faster than everyone. In just a few minute he already wrapped around 7 presents. 

Luke: That was so fast! I just finished one! 

Ichigo: [sigh] The power of demon of time

Barbatos: And through experience^^ I always help the young lord and his parents wrap their gifts, I believe it was with Mr. Faust, he used to be my mentor. 

Ichigo: Oh? Where is he now?

Barbatos: .... desecased. 

Ichigo: Oh... I’m so sorry to hear that

Barbatos: That’s okay... It’s a long long time ago. 

Luke: I thought demons are supposed to be immortal like us! 

Barbatos: It’s a long story, young one. Let’s finish this and deliver them to the others 

Luke: Oh right! Let’s do that! 

Finally after wrapping up the boxes, the three of them are like Santa but on valentine’s day. They deliver the valentine boxes, but since Barbatos have other things to do he sent Ichigo and Luke to do it. Their first destination is the Lord of Devlidom. 

Ichigo knocks on the door hesitantly until he hears a “come in” from him. Ichigo and Luke comes in with a grin greeting Diavolo. 

Diavolo: Oh, what a surprise! Is your shift finished, Ichigo? 

Ichigo: It is, I also want to give this to you... well Luke and I.

Luke: Y-Yeah! Since it’s valentine's day we want to give you some chocolate, Lord Diavolo 

Diavolo: Awww, you two are so sweet! Just put it on my table. I’ll open them later, I still have things to do 

Ichigo: I see, I’m really sorry to disturb you

Diavolo: Oh, no, it’s okay. It’s good to have a short break. Again, thank you for the chocolate. 

Ichigo: It’s a pleasure, sir. 

With that the two of them leave the castle and go to the House of Lamentation. Of course Luke is a little scared. Luke can trust Lord Diavolo and Barbatos but he still can’t trust the brothers. He was whimpering as the two enter that house. Ichigo first looks for Lucifer but turns out he’s still busy with work. 

Lucifer: If it’s not important we can talk about it later. 

Ichigo: Oh... actually we’re just delivering chocolates... 

Lucifer: Chocolates? Oh, it’s valentine’s day is it? Just leave them in front of my door, I’ll get them soon. 

Ichigo: Really? 

Lucifer: Yes, just leave it there, I’m still busy 

Ichigo: Alright 

Ichigo places the box by his door and continues on their journey of delivering the chocolates. Lucky for them Mammon appears. 

Mammon: Whoa! That’s a lot of boxes, need help with that, human? 

Ichigo: Well, actually, I’m giving you one of these. Here’s one for you. 

Ichigo hands the avatar of greed a box of chocolate wrapped in yellow ribbon. The avatar of greed blinks confusedly. 

Mammon: You are actually giving me chocolate? 

Ichigo: Yeah... 

Mammon: Well... I wasn’t hoping but of course you would give one for me! I’m the GREAT Mammon afterall! 

Luke: ...Just say thank you, you demon! Is it that hard?!

Mammon: No it’s- 

Levi: MAMMMOOOON! GET BACK HERE! 

Mammon: Oh sh*t! 

Mammon escapes before anything happens with Levi running from far far away. Ichigo has no choice but to use the pact. 

Ichigo: Stooooopp!!! 

Instantly, like a car on brakes, Levi stops right in front of her. 

Levi: Oh come on! Let me chase him! He sold my ruri-chan chocolate! 

Ichigo: Chocolate now, debt later! Here for you! 

Levi: What? You’re giving these to me? A yucky otaku? You serious? 

Ichigo: Of course! You are a very good friend, Levi, that’s why I gave them to you

Levi: [happy crying noises] Mo-Moe... 

Luke: Ichigo, can we move on? 

Ichigo: ^^ Of course Luke! 

The two enter the house’s library and finds Reika and Satan by the library. 

Luke: Jackpot! 

Satan: Tone it down, chihuahua, we’re in the library. 

Ichigo: Hey, don’t call him that! 

Satan: [sigh] What do you want? Can’t you see we’re busy? 

Ichigo: We’re delivering chocolates. Here’s one for you and Reika. 

Satan: Ah chocolates, thank you 

Reika: can you keep mine, just place them in our fridge :( 

Ichigo: Sure! 

Up next is Asmodeus, Luke knocks on Asmo’s door before they hear a loud moan coming from their room. 

Ichigo: Oh my Goodness! Luke, just leave Solomon’s chocolate and Asmo’s chocolate here. 

Luke: Right!

They place the chocolates there and go find the twins, once they found them they find Beel in the kitchen, cooking? 

Beel: Oh hey you two! 

Ichigo: Hey Beel^^ 

Luke: Hi Beel! 

Beel: So what brings you to the kitchen? Hungry? 

Ichigo: Not exactly^^ I’m here to deliver chocolates. Here’s one for you and here’s one for... Belphie? Why is he asleep on the ground? 

Beel: I actually told him to accompany me in making these chocolates but he ends up sleeping. 

Ichigo: I see, I’ll just place them here I guess

Beel: Sure, thanks for the chocolate by the way^^ 

Ichigo: You’re most welcome^^ Oh yeah, let’s deliver that to Simeon.... or do you want to do that by yourself? 

Luke: Well Simeon lives with me so I guess I can deliver this on my own 

Ichigo: Alright then^^ 

Just like that Luke goes home to Purgatory hall and here’s Ichigo sitting on the sofa tiredly.

Ichigo: I have no idea delivering chocolate would be this exhausting. 

But before she can even have a rest, she hears the doorbell, turns out there’s a demon in front of the door. 

Ichigo: Oh hey, what do you need? 

Demon 1 : Oh, there’s a delivery from the castle... and from Madame scream cafe and much more. It’s for... Ichigo Kurosaki, Reika Harumi, and the brothers. 

Ichigo: I see, where can I sign it? 

Demon 1 : Here you go, just sign here. 

The demon shows a form to Ichigo but as she was to sign the paper, Lucifer steals the pen from her.

Lucifer: I’ll sign this, get in there, Ichigo 

Ichigo: Are you sure?

Lucifer: Yes, this pen may burn your hand, please get in. 

Ichigo: It- 

Lucifer: It’s for your own safety, stay by the lobby though to help me get this on. 

Ichigo: Okay! 

Once Lucifer signs the paper, Ichigo is back to help him get them in. Most of them is for Asmo and Mammon since they’re both Devilgram famous.

Lucifer: Wow, there’s a lot of fan gifts here. 

Ichigo: It is, oh! You have one too! 

Lucifer: Oh? I do? 

Ichigo: Look! It’s from Lord Diavolo... from some demon in our school.... oh and from me! Hehe 

Lucifer: I thought you made one with Barbatos? 

Ichigo: I bought another one just in case... it’s for all of you. They are macaroons, each with your signature colors. 

Lucifer: [chuckles] Ichigo, I know how much you value us but please don’t waste such money... 

Ichigo: Oh! I’m not, I have my own money by working as Barbatos’s kitchen assistant 

Lucifer: And I know that, just don’t be like Mammon okay? Learn how to control your money usage. 

Ichigo nods as the two continue to sort out the presents based on the receiver. Reika gets another box of chocolate with a green ribbon on it, she already knew the sender but she stays quite. As she sorts out everything, she finds two chocolate boxes. The first one has a heart shaped box with a rose-golden ribbon and the other is a big box of chocolate with rose-golden colored box.At the end, Mammon and Asmo has a mountain of presents. The others have a reasonable amount. Leve unironically has 10 presents for him since he’s a very famous v-tuber in Devildom but he’s still a shut-in anyway. After a few minutes, the rest of the brothers appear. Mammon looks at his mountain of gifts.

Mammon: Whoa! There’s a lot! Can I sell them by chance? 

Asmo: Can’t you appreciate them like I do?! I even keep them, I’m sure there’s a perfume in this pile. Ichigo, you better not throw them around! 

Lucifer: ^^ Actually WE sort them out, so don’t blame her for any damages^^ 

Asmo: [scared noises] 

Satan: Ah, just two? Three with the one I receive earlier? 

Levi: 10?! TEN PRESENTS?! 

Ichigo: Yes, Levi, you get 10 presents...

Levi: Whoa! I never knew anyone would give presents to such a yucky otaku like me! 

Ichigo: Regardless of your hobby, if you’re amazing then you are! Appreciate them! 

Levi: I doo! i’m just shocked! 

Mammon: If ya don’t want them just give them to me! 

Levi: No! You will only sell them! Oh my Goodness! There’s a ruri-chan figure! I’m in- 

Lucifer: Finish that sentence, I dare you^^ 

Levi: In the most happy place [grins nervously] 

Beel: Oh? I just got three? Why does Mammon get more food than me?!

Mammon: They’re not only chocolates! 

Ichigo: ^^ I actually order three packages for you, just in case^^ 

Beel: Really? Thanks a lot, Ichigo :D 

Belphie: Just this? Well [shrugs] not like I want to keep them. 

Reika: Whoa! What is that mountain full of gold?!

Mammon: they’re all mine! Ah, the pleasure of being a part time model! Imma sell this! 

Asmo: That’s not very nice! Appreciate them! They’re from your fans! 

Mammon: As if you use any of those things! 

Asmo: Oh, I actually do [smirks] 

Mammon: Oh my Lord Diavolo- 

Ichigo: Uhm, Lucifer, do you mind opening yours? 

Lucifer: Maybe later^^ I have more work to do....

After saying that, Lucifer left the living room to continue on his work, if only he knew that Diavolo send him the chocolate and about the letter. Back at the living room, everyone is curious on what the human girls get.

Mammon: Hey, Reika! Ichigo! What did ya get? 

Ichigo: Just these two big boxes. I get you all macaroons though 

Levi: What?! But you’ve made chocolates with Barbatos! Why are you wasting such money on us?!

Mammon: [scoffs] Of course you’d spend your money on me, I’m the GREAT Mammon afterall! 

Asmo: Actually, my darling strawberry prefers to spend HER Money on a certain someone [mischievous glint] 

Satan: And that certain someone is a twin 

Beel: Me? Belphie? 

Satan: It’s you! You guys are dating for a few months! Are you kidding me?!

Reika: Babe, please don’t get riled up^^ 

Satan: Of course, love^^ 

Belphie: I’m going to sleep, this is disgusting! 

Reika: Quick question...how are you guys gonna put that in your room? 

Ichigo: Good question....