#love you wifey uwu

[ebbing-terror]

Points at Lynn, "Look here, that's MY WIFE!"

It doesn't matter that the human bothering her can't see him. He's going to outright bulldoze into them without any hesitation.

The guy couldn't take a hint!

Lynn had spent the past ten minutes trying to blow him off, dodging every gross and unoriginal jab at flirting he made, feigning cluelessness at even the most obvious and obscene remarks. She threw the whole book at this guy!

"I'm not supposed to talk to customers too much..."

"I left my phone at home..."

"I have a husband. "

And oh, if this loser could see him he wouldn't have even thought to look her way. And here he came, barreling over and ramming into the jerk.

Lynn burst out laughing, he landed right on his face! And now he was scrambling around all bewildered, looking all over scared and confused wondering what the hell happened. Was that the invisible hand of karma punishing him for flirting with a married woman?! Unfortunately for him he most likely wouldn't get a chance to change his ways.

"Yhea. He doesn't like when I talk to other guys~ Sorry~"

Not.

Her grin was dark, mischievous as her gaze lingered on the frightened man fumbling to get to his feet again. She didn't watch for long, returning to putting books away as if the guy were never there.

[gremlingottoosilly]

what about a wifey who is constantly UwU with König, calling him cutesty nicknames cuz he's SO cute 🥺 her favorite Könibear 🥺 her darling baby boy 🥺 her big brave soldier 🥺 so strong and capable like a good boy 🥺 squishing his face when she hugs him cuz her hubby is the best 🥺

He doesn't like it! At all! Absolutely not, he is NOT interested in cute names and adorable little praises, he isn't a pookie bear, he doesn't even know what this means, it's some stupid trend that he is not a part of. Who knew that having a wife from a younger generation would also mean not understanding what the fuck she is talking about half of the time.

He is the colonel! The damn mercenary, one of the strongest in his unit, the elite spec ops soldier in his past and, sometimes, in the present - and he will not allow you to call him a baby boy in front of his recruits, it would be freaking...well, just when you start to cry because he is being too rude and rough, he starts to reconsider exactly why he is behaving like that...

He wants to hate the way you praise him and call him all of those cute names, he wants to be able to hate this so, so freaking much...but he can't, unfortunately, it's impossible, he is turning into a putty every time you call him your strongest good boy, your big bear, your fluffy boy(he kinda forgot to shave for a week and you were calling him various names from a fluffy bear to hairy puppy) and he LOVES getting smothered in praises, his ego needs a boost every day, and you turn him in a puddle!

He is kinda curious at what name you will use for him in every new situation, as long as you're not doing it in front of his troops or his friends. He has a reputation to maintain! this reputation DOES NOT include being called the cutest handsomest soldier out there. He hopes it don't at least, he needs to save him reputation and his composure!!

[myers-meadow]

Going feral for halsin this morning wifey, I require you best halsin headcannons 🥺🤭

Hiiii!

So glad to hear from you, beloved! How have you been?? I didn't know you're into bg3 too. Send me ur faves, ur headcanons, ur lore - i wanna see it all!! btw did u see the lil Halsin drabble I posted yesterday? uwu. I have such bad brainrot for him, frankly HAH <3 i love him <3

Here are some short and sweet Halsin headcanons I have ✨🌿 Stay safe, love!

Warnings: canon-typical discussions of darker topics. sfw.

Divider by saradika-graphics.

Halsin loves bathing with his love, and with his friends. He's very casual with nudity and intimacy, and dotes on his friends too.

After he regained his freedom from the drows, he spent extended amounts of time in wildshape. It made him feel free, and safe, in a way. It also helped him reclaim that part of him as something that wasn't to be used as some sexual novelty.

After his captivity, he tried a relationship, but he quickly found he needed to heal more, before being able to fully open himself up again to another person. Trust didn't come easy.

He gets along well with all of the companions, especially with Karlach and Gale.

Owlbear cub, Yenna's cat and Scratch are sooooo fond of him.

He's done a lot of healing, but sometimes seeing Astarion lash out because of his similar history, hits a little too close to home.

Him being in the party is partly because he seeks to run away - even if that means going to a city he dislikes. The other part is because of his fondness of the band of misfits and of Tav in particular.

He's one of the few companions who doesn't react badly when left at camp, but make no mistake. He has his own version of restlessness. Usually, he solves it by changing into wildshape or meditating. Everything to keep his mind off of you, possibly getting hurt out there, without him by your side to help.

His main love language is acts of service. After that is physical touch. He keeps you in mind with everything he does.

Sometimes, he helps Gale with cooking. He likes to forage, and always brings plenty of good snacks to camp.

[ringosmistress]

We're planning trips together too!! yahoo!

I'd love to go to Paris (mclennon reference) with you. Having the time of my life with the love of my life in the city of love is THE ultimate dream!

Know that this marriage is gonna last FAUREVAR! (if not, I kill myself 🥰)

Thx babe, I hope the love we have consumes your mind and soul as much it consumes mine! Kisses for my beautiful wife Incoming!! xxxxx

Here you go now! It's official. We're married 😤

The real one (if you want) will be sent by mail, as soon as I get some real money to buy a real one (one day 💪🙏)

In the meantime, you've got my insurmountable love! I hope it suffices >_<

~ wifey <3

OH GOODNESS IT'S!!! OFFICIAL!!!! WE'RE MARRIED!!!! I'VE MADE IT IN LIFE!!!!!

all i care about is you, my darling dearest <333 you will also get yours in the mail or wait NO ACTUALLY! maybe you tell me where your dream travel destination is, and we go on a lovely little trip and i give it to you there ≧◡≦

what do you MEAN suffices YOUR LOVE IS LITERALLY WHAT KEEPS ME GOING

[sweetchildcloud]

People that you should totally check out

:･ﾟ✧(=✪ ᆺ ✪=):･ﾟ✧ because they're really cool and fantastic

p.s sorry if i disturbed you just wanted to tell you how much you mean to me ૮₍´｡ᵔ ꈊ ᵔ｡

-Plum

-Nana :3

-Won't you change your mind?

-🥝 Kiwi 🥝 (my bestie uwu)

-ponderingmoonlight

-At least hit me with some curses at my end

-arr0w

-𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔’𝙍𝙀 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀

-whatever i am, let it be enough

-Umbra3terna

-Wife of Marco the Phoenix

-cittrius

-Gojo Satoru Supremacy

-2kmps

-suguru's main monkey

-doodle

-olson 🍄

-Sprite ★

-drak3n

-Choso's Wifey

-owwllly

-You seem interested

and that's all for now, i just wanted to spread some love and affection for this people who makes my day better and worthwhile ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

[sashiavi]

I'd like to request 🥑, 🎨 and 🐝 for the ask game you posted uwu have a great day :3

Hehe thank you for participating~ gosh I had to gather a lot of links hehe (sorry for all the tags mloves)

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

~Spirit..my wifey.. you'd help me hide a body... right?

~Kai, I did it for you and now you owe me 😩 I need an alibi

🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

~Genuinely any and all of azuneekun's works but especially their Shane- ohhh mannn I am... I'm a simp

~Same with nicoleknives, their Shane? He lives rent free in my head and I always swoon whenever I have the pleasure if seeing their art.

~My love neetily always has the prettiest art ♡ her March drawing is to die for~ and all the wonderful sdv, dol and oc art my eyes have been blessed with~

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

~As for readers, it's always a treat to see @letmesleepforeverpls and @skelitea pop up in my notifications ♡ thank you for all the notes you bless me with :3 I appreciate y'all sm ♡♡

~ @madsw9 you've been around practically since day 1 reading my silly lil fics, I'm so happy to call you my friend ♡ you're the best and I appreciate your existence in my life bby 👉👈

~ @neetily and @deepestnightcolor I'm still sometimes shocked that I have the privilege to call you guys my friends- you're both so inspirational and wonderful to talk to ♡ mwahmwahmwhh kisses ilysm

~ @the-massive-simp, Kai m'love, also here from my earlier days~ thank you for chatting with me and reading my lil things :3 I hope we get to talk more! Hehe

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Or maybe some Surya-Helios plat sunlight headconons ☀️ (add Sudarshan too XD just for the fun)

IGHT

Surya is very much the "Helios as Sun" supporter and doesn't pay as much attention to Apollo being the same jfndhgbf, which is why Apollo dislikes Surya XD

When Helios kept turning Nerites into a shrimp everytime some minor inconvenience gets caused by the poor merboy Surya tried to stop him and ultimately blackmailed him as like "If you don't stop we're no longer friends" and Helios does this dramatic gasp but ultimately leaves Nerites alone.

Surya co-parents Karna with Helios jxsfbsdhbf I don't make the rules. Also because of Sudarshan thinking Surya likes Karna more than him, he's closer to Helios KSHDWEFH. Apollo would've liked Sudarshan just as much as well if it wasn't for all those trauma ToT

They know each other's epithets by heart.

They share each other's chariots all the time :3. Their horses are all friends with each other.

Surya loves Helios's cattle and spends most of his time playing with them when he visits his Greek twin.

Sometimes they merge to become one deity, or syncretise themselves in a divinely inexplicable way.

They make Kashyap and Hyperion good friends djfhsjf.

They both are so alike they don't really relate to the "opposites attract" tropes at all.

Surya introduced Helios's rooster to that of Bahuchara, hence forming alliance between them both as well.

For the Dionysiaca retelling, Surya treats Helios's daughter, Astris (Hydaspes's wifey) like his own daughter UwU. In fact, Astris and Suryaa can be bestiesss :D

This is all I have for now. Also I want all the Sun Gods to gather around and like have a party together LOL.

[white-eden]

EDEN I FINISHED READING THE LATEST CHAPTER AND IM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET!!! Jinwoo and his future wifey are so so cute I love them they’re so shy and sweet ♥️♥️

AND YOU MENTIONED THE BUNNY!!! WITH!! THE!! BOW AAAAAHHHH!! Little does Haneul know that she will turn into that same bunny she’s created.

Oh my gosh!! I feel so damn happy!’ 😭 I’m not kidding, really!!! I don’t joke when I say I’m always nervous to post a new chapter 😅 but reading these beautiful words made my heart go doki doki and fills me with joy and inspiration!! 💕

Sorry if the pace is slow but since both of them struggle a lot, I need to take my time developing their friendship first uwu 🫶🏼 I want my kids be friends first and then.. *drums* let’s see who’s going to confess first!

[safely-in-vhagars-belly]

House of the dragon short read a summery for all those who have forgotten for season 2 and totally true to the facts and how it happened.

This might be the most chaotic shitpost recap I've ever seen.

Viserys: Nah I want a son.

Rhaenyra: Noo father I'm just as goooood.

Daemon: You have meeeee.

Viserys: No I want a son. Gimme one.

Aemma: nooo now I must dieeee. Here's your son tho.

Viserys; Aemma my uwu nooo

Baelon: FATHER I AM UR SON

viserys: yes u are uwu u are so cute lets make photos.

Maester: sire u should back off and let the kid breath Sire, no do not bring out the tide pods. Sire...SIRE!!!!

viserys: I'm off now that I have my photos for my dragongran with him and his first tidepod! This will bring in the likes and defeat Daemons unholy post.

Maester:*kills child* I hate targaryens I hate them I hate them I hate them. Stupid ugly white haired ppl

Baelon: well fuck you too you cunt. You think I want to be in this family? Ha. Jokes on you.

Viserys: NOOO MY SOON SOB SOB WHO DID THISSS

daemon: LETS FUCKING GOO IM THE TRUE HEIR YALL BETTER REMEMBER THIS. DRINKS ON THE TAP OF THE CROWN. THATS ME ANYWAY HAHA FUCK U BAELON U LOSER FOR ONE DAY.

Daemon when appearing for vizzy: Look we all make goofs & errors what's most important is where our hearts are at.

Viz: I'm convinced you have no heart!

Daemon: NAAAAAAH U CANT. IM UR HEIR

Viz: I already have a child. U are a child daemon. U are just not mine

Guards: OOOOOOHHHH

Viz: daemon you know where the trash goes. Follow it.

Viserys: I still want my boii

Aegon: I AM HERE FATHER. LOVE ME.

VISERYS: what the fuck are you. You can't be my son why ur hair like that.

Alicent: husband I'm like 17 and I got u a son. Ur other wifey failed to do that. Us hightowers have curls. Its a curse and a blessing.

Otto: maybe it's magic, maybe it's Hightower genetics.

Rhae: rude ass bitch all of you. Look at how cute he is. He's my baby brother I will protect him. SAY RHAERHAE

alicent: rhae he came out me a moment ago he can't talk yet.

Aegon: (as a baby to his sister) I am the superior one and u should fetch me a snack in the kitchen, you white haired wench.

Rhae:*handing back Aegon* nah u can have this shit back. Do us all a favour next time just go the targaryen way and let it die.

(We light the way)

Vizzy: I wanna fuck u (to alicent)

Alicent:( alright its my duty.

The most unpassionate scene:

Aemond, happily making his entrance in the show as a sperm: WIEEEEEE! Hahaha thank you gods, I won't let you down. I will bring chaos into this family!!!!

The gods; good, our little apprentice. Good.

Rhaenyra: I'm so sneaky hehe

Daemon and rhae rhae: *almost fuck each other*

Daemon: wait I can't I suddenly decided I have morals and standards. Also u just a child tf.

Rhaerhae: no what is this? Fuck you I'm nailing that dornish snack as if he's a lose screw in a IKEA shelf

Daemon: No not Crispin! Get baaaack

Rhaerha: Too late

Crispin: Ah yes. My fantasy is finally coming true!!!!

Crispin: My queen forget ur pathetic kingdom full of incest and forget that old fuck that is your father. Let us depart on a ship and start a life that will not raise questions at all with your hair and our new found riches.

Rhae: I am listening.

Crispin: We can sell...oranges

Rhae; Nah fuck this shit where are the bananas. I love bananas. U should go with your oranges if that makes you happy. Pathetic fruit picker. This is why my uncle bested u. If you relied on bananas none of this would have happened.

Crispin: Rhae rhae..

Rhae: NAH have u even tried defeating a yiga clan member with a orange? You never played zelda did you? And you call yourself a warrior? Out of my sight.

Crispin: but I love u. Why would you sit a comfortable throne instead of working your ass off with me in the fields?:(

Rhae: Honey I never worked a day in my life and I intend to keep that tradition.

Helaena at some point: MHEEWWWWHH

Alicent: he said he wanted a son, so zip it.

Helaena:*cries*

Rhae rhae: Kidnap me, make me your wife and slay my father's guards.

Viserys who can read their lips and understand Valyrian: What kind of wattpad fanfic is this shit. What's next Harry styles flying in on dragonback?

Harry styles: HELLO WESTEROS. THIS IS FOR OUR PRINCESS. ALL OF YOU; WATERMALEON SUGAR. HIGGGGGH.

Crowd: HIIGGGGGH.

Aemond in Alicents belly: Grgg *DEMONIC NOISES*

Alicent: why does rhaenyra get Harry styles and I all I get is traumas and struggles. Also why is prince daemon and her acting out duncon fics when I INTRODUCED RHAE RHAE TO WATTPAD AND HE GAVE ME HIS FAVOUR I HATE THIS AHHH.

Alicent; why am i so angry... I don't understand.

Aemond in her belly: MOAHAHAHA IT WORKS.

Ser Harwin strong; I really should not. It is against the rules.

Rhae rhae: *breathes*

Harwin: If they cut off my cock I still got my fingers-

---

Time skip

Aegon: I don't know what happened but suddenly I'm borderline rapist and I'm also a drunk and like long legged people because it reminded me of dinosaurs and I got that phase when my father still loved me.

Aemond: I'm kind of cute and sympathetic but you will hate me later. It's OK. I will get over it ;)

Helaena: I am the mighty seer. I know all. OOH SPIDERS.

---

Vhagar: (dreaming) a big strong dragon approaches vhagar and courts her with a beheaded child corpse. She takes it and they mate.

Vhagar, waking up: WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY DREAMS?!

aemond; shit she's so big

Vhagar:*pulling a knife* WANT TO REPEAT THAT.

Aemond: uhm no ma'am! May I...May I ride you

Vhagar; NO :) *goes to sleep*

Aemond: shit shit...

Aemond: OBEY.

vhagar; WHAT IS WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALWAYS WAKING ME UP. FIRST LAENA NOW YOU. LAENA HAS NOT EVEN MET SEBASTIAN YET UNDER THE SEA. DO YOU MIND IM MOURING HERE.

Aemond: I understand..

Aemond;...its just...

Aemond: the seaweed is always greener.

Vhagar: (sigh): in somebody else's lake

/

Don't ask.

I Don't know what the hell happend either.

[ticklishbeans4]

Heyyy! Do you have any lee!caleb or ler!evelyn headcanons? <33 (love ur blog btw🫶)

Of COURSE I have Lee!Caleb and Ler!Evelyn headcanons!! They are the most!!!

Caleb is such a goober, and he has the silliest goofiest laugh ever, it;s the type of laugh that makes other people laugh cause it's so silly.

His worst spots are his feet, belly, and ribs, but he's ticklish all over.

He loves being tickled, especially by his wifey uwu

He's a wiggler when he's being tickled, no matter how hard he tries to keep still.

His palms are also ticklish, something Evelyn takes advantage of a lot. She loves to scribble her nails on his palms or kiss them or flutter feathers on them to make him squeal and giggle.

He has no problem asking for tickles, though he does like to be silly about it. Flopping over Evelyns lap, poking her, teasing her, and his favorite; being annoying and saying "make me" when she tells him to stop.

Evelyn LOVES tickling her mans. It's rare that a day goes by where she doesn't tickle him silly at LEAST once.

She has decently long nails, and she uses them to full effect, scribbling all over Calebs tickle spots.

She also has a chipped tooth that she's found tickles like crazy when she uses it on Caleb. It's her favorite thing :3

She's such a big tease, baby talk, compliments, using the t-word over and over, pretty much any kind of tease you can think of, she's used.

She also loves to attack Caleb with kisses and tickles at random moments throughout the day.

[lunealus]

Give us more Haru lore 👀

GLADLY but I can't reveal too much bc of spoilers since my GF and I are working on a thing together about the foxxo and her dragon husband uwu we hope to release it very soon. For now I can tell you a bit of her background +  about her.

Haru is from the spirit realm and she comes from a very wealthy and highly respected family. She was born around the Heian Period , Kannin Era (year 1021). She was born as a small fox and couldn't shapeshift properly into a human-like form until she was about 7 years old as she wasn't able to control her abilities and powers let alone figure out how (she was just a child after all), thus making her a late bloomer (in her parent's eyes that is, they always put too much pressure on her and have high expectations).

Now having 9 tails, Haru has better control over her powers and has many abilities such as: Multiplying herself - At most she can make 9 clones of herself. She leaves one clone at home to keep watch over the house while she is working with her husband, Norio.

Fox familiars - Haru can hear and see everything through her fox familiars, wherever they are she will hear and see all. She is everywhere, yet nowhere. Her familiars are very useful in the type of work she does at night (assassin). During the day she assists her husband (who is a CEO) with work and often times he likes to steal one of her familiars cuz they are sooo cute and technically her. His wifey is just soooo cute and fluffy you know.

Shapeshifting / Transformation - She can turn into either a small fox, medium fox or an even larger size; larger than a house even. She can also transform into the opposite sex or a small child, usually to trick others. Haru often likes to transform as her husband just for fun. When she transforms as other people the only way you can tell she isn't legit is when you see a sakura birthmark on her forehead.

Illusion Manipulation / Dream Manipulation - Pretty much speaks for itself I think. Haru can make illusions seem so real and trap you within it that you might not ever come to reality. She revels in breaking others' mentality for fun or when one dares cross her. Foxes love to play tricks after all and she is very petty, she will not be the bigger person if someone messes with her. She is the epitome of r/pettyrevenge. Definitely don't do weed before encountering her.

And much more.

Haru may seem scary,,, but ,,well,,, she really is. She is mischievous, cryptic and loves to manipulate others for her own gain. To see one squirm underneath her gaze brings her delight but she is harmless if you show her respect and treat her kindly, she will treat you the same in return. Hell, maybe even give her offerings in food, like strawberry daifuku, fried tofu or even a hamburger and she might give you her protection. But absolutely do not betray her trust.

Around her husband she is just so affectionate and cheerful towards him. She even has a bit of a silly side such as pouncing into the snow when no one is looking and has a habit of snatching her hubby's belongings so she can be chased by him. Those fox instincts you know. Nyoom.

Thank you so much! I'm sorry this got long > < I just love my kon kon girl so much.

[wileyfern]

This tag is all about looking at your past. All you need to do is to find one of the first screenshots you ever took (preferably also published), and post it beside the recent one! And tell everybody when you took that first picture! Oh, and don’t forget to tag your posts! #sweet beginnings tag

uwu thank you love @simmingonthelow ❤️

okay so one of my first pics i have published still on this blog

July 14th 2020 : my baby Bex who started it all

And more recent at least : Marin my wifey material mermaid

cas pics for both

who ever wants to do this consider yourself tagged :)

[butchladymaria]

11, 12, and 16 for the violence asks!! I need to know

OG POST HERE!!!

11. number of fandom-related words you’ve filtered

actually all 36 terms i have filtered are fandom-related lmao. honestly i use the filtering system as a way to clean up my dash. i sometimes filter a tag if someone i follow gets into a new thing that i’m ambivalent about or unfamiliar with. it means i can keep following them without seeing stuff i’m just not all that interested in yet but also (and especially) to avoid having something spoiled for me if i want to check it out in future! it also means that i can click the “show” button if i’m in the mood for something specific or want to learn more about it — go to their blog and just look for anything filtered :) this is literally the only way i know of to search a tumblr account for specific shit because the actual search function is Actually Useless Shit

16. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

man there’s so many picks here but i’d have to say annalise. she’s not unpopular as in actively disliked afaik, just more generally overlooked. i need to post more about her but like — she’s such a key piece of bloodborne’s themes around gender and motherhood and its a goddamn shame it doesn’t get talked about more!!! she feels like a foil to miss doll in many ways (editor’s note: i Went Off on this but it needs to be its own post, so rest assured i will elaborate lol). she’s such a goddamn tragic character. in so many ways it feels that she retreated into the role of the queen to cope with the loss of her people: there’s nothing left of her home besides that. she calls herself “we”, not “i”. she is the queen of cainhurst before she is a human being and it feels like a very visceral reaction to the bigotry of the church. she is trapped in the throne room in a nightgown — evidenced the fact that her portraits show her wearing period-typical gowns, and the attire she wears looks like historical sleepwear. it makes me fucking insane. she was wearing her nightgown when the executioners attacked. despite seeing everyone she ever knew and loved be butchered before her eyes, despite being reviled as a corrupted subhuman monstrosity, despite being imprisoned in complete solitude for god only knows how long, she still fucking demands your respect and i love her for it. she is canonically some flavor of queer on account of the fact she rejects your marriage proposal in an identical way regardless of gender. i am able to fulfill my fantasy of a beautiful vampire woman bossing me around thru her questline. what is not to fucking like!!!!

17. you can’t understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc.)

hands down probably the defanging of the women characters: chiefly maria, miss doll, and adella/arianna. like, i know WHY it happens (misogyny) but it’s still baffling to me. why are you making them waifus. follow up question is your taste honest to god just that boring, and if so get better soon. they’re so much cooler than that. shut the fuck up. maria is such a complex character and if i see another clown reducing her to some soft maternal wifey because… what, she was compassionate to the research hall patients and felt bad about doing uhhh *checks notes* A Whole Ass Genocide???? i will staple myself to the ceiling. like some folks will do the most absurd mental gymnastics to call a woman in any media maternal for the most basic things 😭. in a similar vein are the people who shit themselves to death trying to claim that she TOTALLY COULD HAVE BEEN a femmey little uwu housewife even though she has a canonical and marked preference for masc presentation, and actually a woman conforming to victorian gender roles and being attracted to men is an EPIC FEMINIST WIN, actually. usually this comes from cis and/or hets who are convinced they are personally oppressed because like 3 queers on tumblr said maria is a butch lesbian. having said that there are so many amazing artists and theorycrafters that when i was trying to link specific posts/art the list was actually a million years long. some people are annoying but MORE people are so cool and thoughtful and creative!!!!! shoutout to nishihii saintadeline butchjolyne and pretty much all the lgbtqs in the mariadeline tag, all of your work is like oxygen to me 💕 yall are amazing :)

it’s the same with miss doll. either their complexity is painted over by making her the butt of those insufferable sex doll jokes or they’re made out to be this pure innocent mommy/housewife. usually this is hand in hand with just blatantly ignoring the misogyny inherent to the dynamic between her, maria, and gerhman and i just have to wonder how anyone manages to so spectacularly miss the point. i wrote a forty page paper on this. needless to say it makes me insane. i’m also a big fan of YOUR theories on the matter for a different yet equally neat perspective :) also i think marble did a post on it but i cannot for my LIFE find it

also i cannot stress enough how lame it is that adella gets reduced to a flat stereotype. they took a violently traumatized woman who was groomed into loathing herself by the catholic blood cult and who desperately clings onto the hunter for showing her justo the most basic decency of not Leaving Her To Die and decided instead of any of that it would be way cooler to water her down into a “yandere”. same can be said for arianna. like istg if they were men ther would be ESSAYS. but then again if they were men their themes would literally not even be half as cool AND they couldn’t be lesbians so i am writing the essays myself. tl;dr i am absolutely OBSESSED with both @/jurasicass and @/undefeatablesin’s portrayals of both these ladies. finally some good fucking adella/hunter/arianna dynamics‼️‼️‼️

[youranxiousgf]

Love is Not Always Enough

26-04-2023, 7:59 pm

To my anxiously-attached sweethearts, this is for you. To anyone who's in an "opposites attract" relationship and struggling, this is for you.

I secretly loved romance movies and novels growing up- not that I'd ever be caught dead admitting this in front of my sister- I'd sooner admit I'm a furry lol. But you know which love stories I always despised from the depths of my heart? The ones where the two leads love each other so deeply, and are such. genuinely. good. people. And they look so good together??? And yet, they don't end up together... simply because they "wanted different things from life," ugh.

I can't put into words how much I always hated those endings. It was just a heart-wrenching conclusion to a perfect romance. I wanted to punch the TV screen every time, but now that I'm in my first (and beautiful) relationship of 2 years I'm finally tasting this bitter truth from the other side.

Love can hold two people together through the absolute worst that this giant green-and-blue rock has to offer us. But love doesn't equal compatibility. Attraction, love, friendship, commitment, loyalty, compromise, respect, none of these will be enough for a happy relationship if you don't ALIGN in your values, life path, communication, and wants. One by one a crisis will emerge, grow in complexity, and a resolution will become increasingly impossible to reach. You'll start to wonder why you didn't break up earlier, how you don't agree on the most important things. You'll feel helpless and compelled to let them go even as your inner child refuses to.

Opposites can attract but don't necessarily belong together. Your person might make you the happiest you've ever been, but they won't necessarily keep you happy in the long-term. I know, it's an ugly sentence, feel free to cancel me. But it won't change the truth that you're crying in the bathroom every weekend wondering why your person doesn't get you. Sometimes it's just impractical.

If I speak about my boyfriend, he's changed a lot since we met. In a good way for him (I'm proud of his self-improvement journey), but not always in a good way for us. As we're growing, we're moving further apart in what we want out of life. Our relationship needs and goals are becoming increasingly contrasted. He doesn't care much for romance or da horny, while I don't care much for philosophy and spirituality. I want more time with him, do more things with him, he needs less time and less activities. He's avoidant and independent, I'm anxious and clingy. He's the tsundere boyfriend, I'm the uwu girlfriend lmao. Hell yeah we're cute like that, but it's not all sparkles and chocolates.

Do we still love each other? Incredibly so. Some days it feels like the kind of mature love that wrinkly 80 year old grandpas and grandmas have hehe. He's a wonderful person down to the bone, respects me, and looks out for me. We've worked through many arguments and challenges together, stuck together till the end. We both know finding another "wifey" or "hubby" like each other will be rare to come across.

But none of that changes the possibility that maybe we're too different. That I feel like I'm dating a monk who evil laughs and gives me a wise lecture once a day, and he feels like he's dating a 10 year old girl who demands attention and headpats and cries once a day lol. Maybe we're not compatible enough and won't be able to live the rest of our lives making compromises and trying to slowly inch the war in our personal favor. As time progresses it feels like communication is becoming harder, not easier. Love may not be enough to keep us happy, as much as I hate to admit it. Unless we can find common values and allied desires again, grow together again... this relationship is something I'll eventually have to reconsider.

But here's the good part.

If you truly have a decent human being with you, there's always a possibility that things will work out for you. Love is a choice you make everyday, a conscious decision and patient WORK. If they're willing to do it for you and you're willing to do it for them, maybe no matter how unusual and bizarre your match... it will just click.

You can't fit a square into a triangle shaped hole. But if you're ready to cut some corners, maybe it's possible?

So take your time but make it productive. You don't need to end things in a heated screaming match or drag on a dead relationship for infinity. Start the difficult conversations, share the burden of communication, remember to be respectful, and however hurtful, accept your partner's words as their truth. Ask them if they can fight for you. And only stay if the answer is "yes", because that's the only right answer in a world where you deserve happiness.

And the most important pieces of advice I can give you:

1. Work on your flaws and communication skills, you're imperfect too and can't force your partner to change for you. You can both only agree to be better than your codependency/neurosis/defense mechanisms/past trauma, whatever brings a rift in your relationship.

2. There is more to life than romance. You were there before he/she came along, and you'll be there even after them, so remember to put yourself first too, have hobbies and opinions and a whole life outside of your relationship. Self care and autonomy takes the cake, and the attraction you'll feel when you're two separate ppl, not one enmeshed mess, is just the cherry on top.

3. Humor is magic. Sprinkle it on everything. There's a time for taking issues and life seriously, and there's a time for laughing about the things that go wrong between you two somedays. Push aside your anger and be light in your step. Apologize like you expect to be apologized to.

3. Accept it with a smile when the universe tells you that it's just not possible. Fill your heart with utter joy at having made this journey with them, at having come this far and learned so much. They were one of your best friends who you'll never forget. And let go of your hold on them... stepping into a better life.

Having written this, I'm feeling a lot better. I'll go tell my grumpy cat bf I love him now, because I'm here to work on us yet another day.

[weneedhelp]

we know that niwa and lilac have nicknames for everyone, but do loki, esa and joy have names for you guys?

ooh, i have a couple!

for lilac, it's mumsie! bc she is my mother and i am her flower basket baby, i love her sm, she's also the prettiest mumsie and the kindest person in the world, one of my favorite hoomans ever

for niwa, it's partner in crime bc even if we don't talk much, we still get each other and have each other's backs frfr. also in my head i call her junbug bc she loves park jihoon as much as me and it was a mesh of lovebug and jun (jihoon's nickname)

for esa, it's daddy (it's an inside joke) and sandycheeks like the spongebob squirrel character bc she reminds me of her. she's also my twinsie and i also recently started calling her baby sis in sinhala bc it sounds very cringe and i love to bully her (even tho she has a better success rate)

for joy, there's many oof i call her bubba, bubs, love, my pretty, love of my life, wifey but my favorite is cutie bc when i first used it she got so flustered i thought my heart was gonna combust with all the uwus i was suppressing

[akumanoken]

My opinion of the mun? An absolute angel, total sweetheart, gives THE best hugs of all time, super funny, loves to talk about Souji, A++++++++ would marry again UwU

What is your opinion of the mun? @cuteteacakes

Wifey I love you so much!!!!!!!!!