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"Almost done; you're doing so good--"
I just can't imagine this in Mac's voice so I guess he needs it said TO him....
Mac has this said to him weekly you can’t change my mind
“Jack, despite what you must think, you are not helping.”
“What do I need to do to help then? Wanna squeeze my hand? Need me to get ya anythin? Want me to serenade ya so yer focusin on me and not the pain?”
“The best thing for you to do at the moment is let us work, Agent.”
Mac snorted out a slight laugh before hissing in pain as the medic prodded his arm. It was his fault, in all honesty; a simple mishap in the lab that lead to beakers being broken and Mac falling onto the shattered glass. Not the most painful thing that’s ever happened but definitely the most annoying at that moment.
“Can’t ya at least give him somethin for the pain?”
“Unfortunately not. I know Agent Macgyver said the glass was all clean, but until we get it all of of his skin and clean the wounds, we don’t want to take the chances of the medication reacting with any potential chemicals.”
“I’m okay Jack.”
Jack didn’t believe him for a second, not when every sound out of his mouth was laced with some sort pain. Jack had first hand experience with glass embedded in his skin, knew how much it hurt and how every movement caused pain, and he’d been given something to numb out the area. Mac’s whole arm had large and small shards in it with nothing but his stubbornness to say he was okay.
But Jack could see through it. He did end up taking Mac’s good hand in his own, offering support and something other than the medbay table to squeeze.
“Almost done Mac. You’re doin so good.”
Mac only nodded slightly and squeezed Jack’s hand.
#first I tried to make it funny#but then it turned into#s o f t#like bro#I wish someone would say this to me#god I need a hug#someone hug me and tell me this about life#GOD I need that#but anyways#hello i love you#hello thank you i love you#lailuh speaks#macgyver#macgyver 2016#lailuh writes#ask#answer#ficlet#rosieblogstuff#ask game
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just a lot of the axolotl :] and that bitchass triangle
#edit: this isn’t billford👍 i was honestly moreso expecting people to think this was axobill. it’s not that either but still#the art gallery#gravity falls#the book of bill#also design for the orb of healing light :] yea it’s based on an ophanim. I am not thr first person to have this idea but I tried to ma#tried to make it original#the visual of Literally An Angel wearing a lanyard was just really funny to me
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dpxdc twins au except it's no-pulse flavored
Bart’s new roommate looks a lot like Tim.
Like, suspiciously like Tim.
Danny’s the same height, has the same shape of nose, same shade of hair, and even frowns like him. He would have been a perfect copy if he acted more like Tim, but Danny definitely holds himself looser than Bart’s ever seen Tim.
But he still has his face. So, obviously, Bart has to investigate. Maybe he’s a clone, or a shapeshifter, or maybe one of the Gotham rogues decided to get facial reconstruction surgery to look like him, and this was all a ploy.
Okay, probably not that last one. Bart doesn’t think Tim’s enemies know his identity.
Anyway, investigation! Bart’ll figure this out himself, and deal with it if Danny needs to be dealt with. And the investigation will start right after he comes up with an excuse as to why he’s back in their third floor apartment when he passed Danny in the hallway a few seconds before.
Danny stares at him, and Bart stares back.
“Must’ve been a doppelganger!” Bart blurts out.
Danny’s silent for a second before nodding enthusiastically and noting that everyone's supposed to have like seven in the world anyway and wow what a wild coincidence that there’s one in their building.
Bart extends the same courtesy when a week later he walks in on Danny with an iced over pan on the stove. Danny says they should really get their freezer checked out and Bart agrees and asks if he can use the ice for a painting study.
(They never get their freezer checked.)
Bart finds that Danny’s great at setting up fun things for him to draw, whether he knows it or not. Like the ice, or his collection of rocks, his astronomy textbooks with the pretty covers, his gestures as he rants about his classes, the excited glint in his eyes when he’s talking about his next repair project and how his eyes almost look like they glow in the right light.
Hm. A good portion of his sketchbook is drawings of Danny, and yet he’s still having trouble with getting the right blue for his eyes. At first glance they’re Tim’s shade of blue, but when he keeps looking they seem to get lighter. Maybe greener?
He should probably stop staring into his friend’s eyes.
Well, maybe not. Danny doesn’t seem to mind.
Just like he doesn’t mind when they started regularly sitting very close on the couch, or falling asleep together, or Bart borrowing some of his jackets, or-
Okay, Bart’s kinda seeing a pattern. He and Danny should really have a conversation about if this is platonic behavior or not.
But not right now, because Bart brought Danny across the river to raid Wally’s board game closet in Keystone.
And Wally, who’s used to this, just passes by them with a, “Hey Bart, hey Tim.”
“Danny, not Tim,” Danny replies almost absent mindedly, then looks back at Wally, who’s also staring at him now. “Wait, you know Tim?”
“OhmyGod I was supposed to investigate!” Bart says, face palming. It just slipped his mind! And Danny was distracting him with his pretty face that he totally wears better than Tim!
“You know him too?” Danny asks. But he doesn’t look suspicious of them, more amused.
“How do you know him?” Wally squints at Danny, eyes briefly catching Bart’s in question.
“He’s my twin,” Danny answers easily. “The Drakes only wanted one kid, so they gave me to their friends the Fentons, who wanted a second one.” He shrugs and goes back to digging around the closet. “Tim and I were always in contact, though. Letters and phone calls and texting, you know?”
He says it all so casually while Wally and Bart are sharing increasingly concerned looks behind his back.
Do the Waynes know about Danny? Has Tim never brought him up? Why? Does Danny know about Red Robin? Does Tim-
“Holy shit does this mean Tim has ice powers too!?”
Or: Tim and Danny are twins. Through a series of coincidences, the first people to find out that aren’t Fentons or Drakes are the flashes.
(This post was brought to you by me recently finishing the 1995 Impulse run, and wanting an excuse to share this panel:
Look they both got called twinks clearly they're soulmates)
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#also this is my first time actually posting on here so plz be patient w/ me#No-Pulse#No-Pulse ship#i just think they're neat#also i think Bart should be an art student#I know fastest man alive tried to make him a cop but i just do not buy it#he could also have the funny career path of quitting art school to become a dentist like Helen
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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass
#ultrakill#v1#gabriel#doodles#art#ultrakill fanart#fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal#and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries#max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You#so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny#i learned bitch#i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when#the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders#''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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YOU FOOLS HAVE GIVEN ME TOO MUCH POWER NOW I CAN MAKE SILLY INTERACTIONS TO MY HEART'S DELIGHT
this interaction brought to you by: asking someone to "prove" they have hiccups magically cures them somehow and I do this to myself and I never have to suffer from hiccups ever
#Dialogue source: I made it up#isat#in stars and time#isat incorrect quotes#siffrin isat#isat bonnie#also everyone else but those are the main two and I'm lazy#starry time#I almost edited mira's first comment to make it sound better/more natural#but 'have you tried getting scared?' is just too funny to me#sif the traveler#bonnie the kid#mira the housemaiden#isa the defender#odile the researcher
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"If we let that get in the way of stopping the gods—" "We won't. We cannot." DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD (2024)
#rook#davrin#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#da4#datv#gamingedit#dragonageedit#daedit#dailygaming#videogameedit#vgedit#rook mercar#datv spoilers#userkarlo#userfelassan#reggie.gif#+++#the face economy of this gifset could power a continent#davrin's BREADTH maker i am actually so unwell#and the strands of hair that fall over lulu's shoulder are so gentle honestly#also davrin and lucanis' begrudging coworkers relationship is acc one of my fave dynamics in the game tbh like they're so funny???#and it just makes me laugh to think of how lucanis sees a rook mercar that saves minrathous and romances davrin#ismeria ditches his city for hers and then gets entangled with his Rival on the team and they develop this whole co-leadership thing#even tho ismeria tries not to show favoritism to davrin in Work settings the ENERGY around them is off the charts#god they must be INSUFFERABLE to lucanis at first LMFAOOO#it's fine they all bond over being weapons forged for someone else's cause and end up being willing to kill/die for each other or whatev
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#wings of fire#mcsm#mcsm au#wof au#premaposting#i made these actually a long bit ago#except for jesse 2 thats recent#but the rest of them were from a good bit ago#i didnt want to post it idk why but i dont want it to rot in my folders either so im posting it#ok my thought process from these#i did a funny and made all of the jesses just mudwing sibs#the main one or first listed is acc the runt. thats why they look weird. theyre not fleshed out yet :(#second one is one of the only older siblings that are still around. the rest had separated for jobs and such#but she lingers around a bit. job-looking but occasionally is there to cheer her lil sib on and stuff#i didnt want the rest of them to be the same tribe or the same main tribe so i made axel a hivewing#skywing could work however i really really wanted petra to be a skywing#i chose hivewing also bc i wanted the ofts to match with them and i made magnus hivewing i think#ik ellegaard is a sandwing#thats why olivia is sand/night#i couldnt decide on whether to make either of them sand or night#so i made olivia both#petra skywing/seawing#i could not not give her seawing literal pirate motif#also smth smth earring is actually important and not really for show#then lukas silk/sand. debating on whether he should have fire be a flamesilk or have neither#a lot of these choices im still debating idk nightwing lukas would be cool#but i didnt want to choice obvi picks for everyone. tried to get a little creative#these tags are so long jsdnsjdnsjdsdkjsdkjsndsnd helppppp#update just realized i abbreviated the order as ofts instead of oots#smhhhhh im a fake fan
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some of the extremely supportive but slightly[?] unhinged things wyll can say to the dark urge as they fight the wyll [haha] to peel off his face.
#wyll x durge#my favorite not included is that he just says: 'shit'#when durge tries to bite him#wyll ravengard#he's so funny and so fucked up#it's just so like 'welp. this is bad bad. huh?'#yes wyllyam. tis.#kaeliana x wyll#bg3#whew#cracked up so much from his reactions#like on a level it says so much about him. but on the other im dying bc ffs wyll.#the last is what he says when durge GROWLS at him????#wyllyam. we need to speak.#baby#like i know -- you spent your seven years in the wild just fiends and monsters as your company. but --#the first makes me sad and givesme so many feelings about wyll. 17. having to rise up and meet the gazes of what meant to hurt his city.#gaze of the devil who entrapped him. the gaze of the father who scorned him
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me swapping models left and right so i can get wild pics and refs of everyone kissing solas
#i can now make rook into solas. even better than my first cursed solas i tried to make#i can make the inquisitor into solas.#WAIT#fuck that will require a whole ass playthrough bc i cant change inky appearance mid game#ok. literally tho.....how funny would it be .....
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@glowweek Day 5 FAMILY | FRIENDS
Peridot and specially Lapis do not trust the racoons.
Specifically chose this angle so I don't draw feet. _(:,3」∠)_
Mi own connverse kids Ebony and Rohini are there! And technically Sakura and Zachary. (Please until now I don't know what else to name them. 😭)
And sorry the older Maheswarans aren't there. I don't know where to put them and I already had character overload. 😞
Hibiscus print on Bismuth's shirt is from ManMadeOfGold!
Speaking of shirt, another thing I avoided was thinking of their outfit designs. 😅 It's somewhere a little over a decade of timeskip since SU:Future and I'm sure at least one or two would've reformed during the time. So I'm gonna say they wanted to keep the vibe of a casual outdoors picnic-type event so they wore the casual themes.
#Still ..Honestly got lost on what to do with Bismuth and Pearl's forms. First tried to give the button up shirt she had in Bismuth casual#but it didn't look casual enough.... So I made it into a Hawaiian shirt. 😅#I ACTUALLY ended up Googling 'Mom casual summer outfit' lol and grabbed the first I saw as base..... I still managed to kinda make it#look... eh. But I already spent so much time on her. Sorry Pearl. 😞#I mean. In contrast I gave Garnet the super simple white shirt and loose pants. But like... She already looked so darn good imo. So I#just left it at that before I ruined it.#connverse#connverse week#glowweek#Bismuth SU#Ebony OC#Lapis Lazuli SU#Peridot SU#Garnet SU#Connie Maheswaran#Pearl SU#Amethyst SU#Greg Universe#Steven Quartz Universe#Rohini OC#Lion SU#Yeah. I'm late and the last two will most likely be super late as in around past the GlowWeek week. 😅#..... Guys..... I just realized ... There should be the rest of Greg's body visible. RIPPppp sorry I'm not going back to fix anything. 😭😭#Possible backstory of Lapis and Peri and raccoon:#https://www.tumblr.com/screwpinecaprice/141991576032/i-just-thought-it-would-be-really-funny-because-i#connverse kid#Gold TL
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heres my idea for a Zack Lives au! i like when people make him a little weird/unnerving hehe. puppy to unsocialized dog pipeline. he bites.
#I don't know if my first page will come across too ooc so i will explain it evil smile#this version of Zack takes his tendency 2 put on a brave face into the extreme so he tries to project a smile even in dangerous or#bad situations#he's also a bit numb/accustomed to violence due to all the Shinra infantry he was forced to fight while on the run with cloud#this lead him into a habit of reacting to emotional/distressing situations a little too calmly and a little too quick to make it into#something funny (or easier to mentally handle)#zack fair ffvii#zack fair fanart#zack fair#zack ff7#my art#ff7 fanart#ff7 zack lives au#tifa lockhart fanart#tifa ff7#tifa lockhart#cloud strife fanart#cloud strife#blood cw#zack lives au
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It is now my life goal to make a height chart for all the Muppet characters I like
Skeeter design done by the very talented @skippiefritz
More characters that appear in Hired Sparky!! I have nothing else to add to this post except that I manage to weasel heightdifferences in Piano Duet (need to draw Rowlf and Teeth again I miss them-)
#The Muppets#Muppets#Hired Sparky#Also I think this is the first time I've drawn Kermit?#Which is pretty funny considering he's like the main character#I've drawn him traditionally a bunch but never digital before this?#Tried to make him look more like his muppet self in my style#Pretty proud of how he came out!#I'm not tagging all the characters that'd take forever#The Electric mayhem#Electric mayhem#Muppet OC#Liv
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I've been reading comics with Jason Todd.
#nightwing (1996) issue 119#robin (1993) issue 177#dc comics#batman#jason todd#red hood#dc liveblog#I think it's a bit funny how he tried to force a teamup with both Dick and Tim#-(right after/in the middle of committing some crimes that make things worse for them)-#its how he bonds /silly#honestly kinda hope this trend continues#i wanna make more join my emo band memes#idk what the fics are talking about. jason clearly was reaching out to be with the family. reached out first. even.#slash lighthearted. slash silly. slash raised eyebrow slightly confused emoji
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despite twst being a "villain" game
i love it when i see how certain characters speak to certain people. like how people just relate to their struggles/personalities/etc.
there’s riddle coming to terms that not everything has to be perfect, unlearning from what he has been taught growing up that not everything has to be followed to the letter;
ace who is gungho and earnest about what he believes in and has the natural inclination to defend those he grows to genuinely care about;
deuce always striving to improve himself despite setbacks and being aware of his own shortcomings;
leona who acts like he’s given up from being cast aside his entire life and coming to terms to the fact that there are people that do look to him as a leader, as someone who’s worth something;
floyd who unapologetically just does what he wants, choosing to do things that interests him at the moment;
kalim choosing to be happy and kind always, living life everyday to the fullest knowing what he’s gone through;
jamil with the expectations and obligations to essentially "perform" and do things for others more than for himself, especially when he has the potential to shine by himself with his own abilities;
vil rejecting gender norms and restrictions, while still being confident in his own masculinity, and also wanting other people to bring out their best and truest potential even though he may be strict about it;
rook being able to pick out so meticulously the beauty in everything and everyone whenever no one else is able to;
idia with his introverted yet very passionate energy towards things he cares about;
silver with his love and dedication for those he considers his family;
malleus with his loneliness and bringing out his genuine self with someone he's able to consider a friend;
i know some of these sound pretty surface-level but these are the ones that just came to mind at the moment, these are not my full-on thoughts on each of them
my point overall is i just really love seeing when there’s a character that REALLY speaks to someone that doesn’t particularly speak to me because it gives me a whole new perspective on characters i initially didn’t care about or didn’t like and makes me appreciate them more
also it just shows how how these characters are different enough in that sense so that there are characters for everyone to love and relate to 🥺💕
i could gush more about relationship dynamics as well but this is getting long enough hfdsfjsljlks anyways i would love to see others’ own takes and why a particular character(s) relates to them or why they just like them in general 👉👈 i want to spread some good vibes 💖 but anyways idk these are just my thoughts 🤧
#HELP IM SORRY IM FEELING MOODY#IT’S LIKE. PAST MIDNIGHT#I MIGHT BE EMBARRASSED BY THIS IN THE MORNING LMAO#I JUST LOVE THESE CHARACTERS SO MUCH#shaking my fist at disney for making me dumb this down as just being a heehee funny anime disney boy game at first#[—✦ rambling#twst#twisted wonderland#-✦—]#some particular characters i mentioned here i tried SO hard not to just go off on#like it was so hard to keep it at a short length while still getting my point across#for some of them i would LITERALLY dissect them even more#writing a whole essay if you will#because i know some of these one liners are not enough to do them justice 🤧
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So, interestingly enough, I am en electrician, and the ways that electromagnetism and electricity work together is so closely intertwined that writers really should take advantage of how much of a GOD Magneto is. Like he says it somewhere, but he controls a very fundamental force of nature, and in theory, the list of shit he can't do is shorter than what he can with his powers. It's always just a mashup of whether or not the writer is going to take advantage of that, or if they have to nerf him for plot reasons. Like, for instance, he should team up with Storm way more often, because together they'd be overwhelmingly unstoppable.
i think my favorite interpretation of the extent of erik's powers really is if he just decides/knows to lock in cause Theoretically Potentially Maybe Im Not A Scientist Dont Quote Me every atom has the potential to be magnetized. like my brother and i love talking about this cause you just know in the sixties they really werent thinking that much with magneto's powers and then Unfortunately As Humans we learned more and its like 'oh ok so he's an immense threat for a reason beyond what we figured Thats Nice'
him and storm DEF could be more of a threat if they worked consistently together and i loved bein able to see that near the end of FoX and Resurrection. that was rad ....
#snap chats#i mean his heart also exploded the first time they tried BUT HE HAS THAT UNDER CONTROL NOWWW HES OK...#but more importantly woah ... Electrician .... i have such colorful people in my inbox thats so cool ..#back to magneto tho i think its doubly funny/interesting that the earth's protected by a magnetic field#there's SOME kinda joke or.. connection i can make here i just cant do it rn but its there#all in all erik's power is very cool and very deadly but most importantly very cool and i love his powers and him very much#wait TANGENT didy ou guys know i threw up after realizing why magnemite was an electric type...#im so sorry like i realized how closely relarted electricity and magnets were some days ago and i was like#'OHHHHH THAT MAKES SENSE' girl i gotta leave.
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