#firewizard

[galacticgrapezz]

yurali nykyaikaisissa vaatteissa??!!!! (konsepti)

[curiouscookiedough]

First entry of the Wizard101 gallery in my profile: School of Fire. Personally, I think fire wizards are only good when it comes to killing the enemy over time. No hate on them though since they do have some pretty cool spells to cast...

[gecknonater]

I'm trying to get better about posting more content! #throwback to when @christophermoeller and I shot a magical set in the hidden woods of Birmingham. #firewizard #magicical #forestfire #jellyfish #mythpunk #fae #riversofthenorth #rollforinitiative #fireperformer #firepoi #firebender #thishashtegislit #instaawesome https://www.instagram.com/p/BtRMaIZA83I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19hy6oagbambs

[stormbringrr]

Welcome to the UrbanSunrises Weekly Art Challenge. Join Ryan and Melissa every week for a creative kickstart. Keep up with each step and find the joy of completing a piece each week. Share yours with us @urbansunrises. Or just follow along to see what crazy things we draw. You never know what story we are going to tell. Step 1 Sketch Step 2 Color/Shading Step 3 Final #urbansunrises #artchallenge #weeklyartchallenge #artistchallenge #fantasychallenge #artistcommunity #urbanartists #weeklyart #instaartist #wizards #wizard #drawingchallenge #copicart #digitalart #paintingchallenge #firewizard #kitchenmagic #kitchenwitch #wizardchallenge #wizardsduel https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgvmx49rg2j/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[flamewatercircus]

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Some tricks are worth doing on repeat 🔥🔥 #tophat #firehat #shadeflamewater #firemagic #firewizard #berlin #fireperformer #circus (at Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGeq4KynBW-/?igshid=1bksnre38s1g8

[hellenhighwater]

Do you have anymore stories like the firewizard story?

It’s hard to match the Firewizard, but…

Well, if Bob was the firewizard, then Uncle Ro was the icewizard.

My Uncle Ro grew up in Alaska. When he was twelve, his parents went down in a plane crash while hunting dall sheep, leaving him and his three siblings alone in a cabin without running water or electricity. It took a couple weeks for anyone in the nearest town town to realize that they hadn’t been heard from for a while, and sent someone up to check on the kids. Ro got adopted by my grandfather after all that, and then later grew up and moved down to Tennessee, where he developed a hilariously strong southern accent. But all of it instilled in Ro a deep appreciation for learning wilderness survival skills, and an enduring love of snow. 

Ro is my favorite uncle, and he lived with us for a while when I was little and taught me lots of important life lessons. 

Anyway, Ro and his kids used to come up and visit us at my grandparent’s place in the winter, when we had the most snow. Ro taught those of us who were interested–mostly me–all the winter skills he could think of, including igloo building, snow fort and shelter construction,  snowmobile driving, and how to perfectly pack a snowball.  My grandparents lived on eighty acres of wooded land, which we used as territory for an annual week-long all-cousin snowball throwdown.

I was a vicious child, not much prone to playing fair, and one winter when I was about 13, I remembered an old lesson from Ro about winter camouflage and the merits of ambushes. I kitted myself out in a white coat and white snow pants and a white hat, and snuck out at night to dig a well-fortified position into a snowbank at the top of one of the main trails. I stocked it with well-packed snowballs and buried my sled (it was black, and therefore too visible) under a few inches of powder. 

The next day the snowball fight started. I ran off into the woods and retreated to my hideout. Once there, I lay in wait and bombarded anyone who rounded the corner of the trail. Eventually my brothers got tired of getting blasted in the face with slightly iced-over snowballs and decided to get a couple snowmobiles and charge my position. I had to use my sled to escape through the trees down the back of the hill or risk getting smooshed. 

I was not best pleased about the destruction of my little fort. 

My grandfather, a former shop teacher, had a full wood shop in the basement of his house. I’d learned a bit of woodworking early on from another babysitter, a recently released felon who worked as a carpenter. (He was easily one of our best babysitters. He was great.) And while math and I don’t get along, I can work my way through the angles needed to build a decent trebuchet if needed. 

Which is exactly what I did. 

I used a coffee can full of water frozen overnight as my weight, and found an old spring to give it a bit of extra snap. I mounted the whole mess to my trusty sled, and loaded it up with snowballs. Then I talked Ro’s youngest kid into teaming up. He’d operate the trebuchet, and I’d take care of the rest.

The next morning, the snowball fight started again. I went straight for the barn and got my favorite snowmobile. I tied the sled to the back of the snowmobile, and went out to take revenge for the destruction of my snowfort. 

There is a reason that they say revenge is a dish best served cold.

After the resulting bloodbath–icebath?–we passed an armistice whose terms included that future snowball fights must not involve the use of motorized vehicles or medieval weaponry.

[neverendingfairytaledrawings]

Made a little comic today! It's in dutch but I'll make an English version this week😘

[bookshelfpassageway]

Always here for Eugene Riverworth posting tbh, he is not my gender but he is very Gender and I love this chaotic mess of a wizard

Glad to hear it! His gender is indeed very powerful and he's proud of it. (It is also the result of a lifetime of me looking at men and going "...I could do it better, though", but yknow...)

He WILL continue to escalate.

Things that have happened to him lately, because I haven't caught people up in a while:

high stakes political negotiations because the Mages' Guild did a whoopsie war crime! 

started dating our sadboy firewizard (they partook in a boat race together, had an incident where they tried to dimension door each other to safely simultaneously which forced a wild magic roll, and later the whole party escaped with a 9th level invisibility from the salty losing Karen team. Eugene went "hey do you wanna get out of here and get coffee" and Rothwin went "...mocha?")

generally been getting on better terms with most of the party (especially our warlock, they've been playing chicken with pettiness. Also went "hey no hard feelings" to our bard, who is also a charlatan having a hard time adjusting to the mortifying ordeal of being in a found family)

Realized he may have to do planar travel again cause there's a guy in Hell we want to get rid of before he comes back to kick our asses. He's not thrilled but like, he'll go. At this point this may as well be his life now.

Was, as mentioned in an earlier post, offered land and titles along with the rest of the party by the Emperor of his homeland, due to thanks for adventuring deeds and sorting out the war crime incident. Every single other person in the party took gold, or went "I'm going to do something selfless with this favor", leaving Eugene to waltz in and be the sole owner of an Earldom. He's Lord Bainhurst now. Good god.

also the Emperor would like a private word. His son is missing. Can you help? Why, says Eugene, would he be able to help? Well it turns out Eugene's kismesis former business partner in crime and personal petty nemesis is, in fact, the crown prince having a Rebellion Moment. God damn it.

Oh also said nemesis/royalty got captured by the daughter of the devil we need to finish off in Hell, as previously mentioned, because she is obsessed with vengeance for us banishing her daddy back to whence he came.

oh also his new boyfriend's (shitty terrible antimagic cult leader) dad has also been captured. Along with, possibly, multiple others whose identity we do not yet know, because of course, this is a trap.  

oh also, he finally found out about the magic item book that's been recording all his dreams, including the one that he canonically had that was a sitcom episode, that the other party in the same universe gatecrashed during a funky god lore quest.

[galacticgrapezz]

vaatteet

[vampiricsheep]

I highly recommend anyone who spends time in the crown pavilion (or in gw2 in general) block “Caring Beast” (account name firewizard.3084), theyre pulling out every -ism to troll map chat with hate speech and some of it may be very triggering

I’ve reported some of the worst of what they’ve said but, you know, there’s no guarantee action will be taken and if it is, it won’t be immediate, so until then a block is the best way to go

screenshots under the cut so you know im not talking outa my ass (tw for racism, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, rape mention, incest mention, and basically anything that could be upsetting tbqh)

[vore-scientist]

Weird question, but, if Yohan is half firewizard, does that mean he can breath fire, or worse, sneeze fire?

Half FireWitch (I can understand that confusion though don’t worry)

Short answer: no not really

Longer answer: If he gets drunk he can do so on purpose. If he gets drunk and angry he can do it on accident. It has to do with alcohol on his breath. If he is inclined he can conjure fire to make it seem like he’s breathing it (kinda like a fire bender?). But the drunk state is a true fire breath since it is using the alcohol he is breathing out.

No sneezing it though

Full FireWitches definitely can! If they can get so angry that they cry fire they can for sure breathe it. And yes sneeze it too.

[fjoundfjamily]

100 LET’S GO

aww sam’s poem sweet

tals hair FUCk yes

no giveaway that’s good bc i feel less like i’m missing out lol

caleb being excited about the ep being recorded in the past skfhsjsj

it’s. been a while.

sam hair good too

ITS SO GOOD TO BE BACK

ship combat!!!

veth??? complimenting fjord????? it’s more likely than you think

also. i’ve been rewatching and i’m so used to typing nott at this point i forgot she was veth

oh actually the battle screen configuration is better imo

rip them being able to move themselves tho. just like the old days

fjord!!!! takin charge!!!!

liam made caleb a firewizard just so he could experience the euphoria of rolling sneak attack again

10d6 jfc

they all seem older

also. why did they change the seating order

put the women back

wizards are badass

travis sounds very grog rn

VETH. SAM. NO

do not “fingerbang the dragonturtle”

STOP MAKING DRAGONTURTLE SEX NOISES

i need to see the layout of the studio though i need to see where they all are in relation to each other

had forgotten they were going to travelercon

r u m b l e c u s p

it must be fairly cold in the studio lol everyone keeps putting jackets on

veth: lets do a risk assessment

village!!!! this is giving endor vibes

sksksks marisha said endor as i typed that

the nature of dnd is that every so often someone gets horny for plants

god. why

NEIN

nothing but respect for MY rave cleric

MARISHA. squatting on the chair

it’s so funny them being like “hm. tal dorei. a place we’ve never been. the clasp. an organisation with which we’ve never had dealings. hm”

[smltwnechelon]

Caleb Widogast. [Swipe left to see more] . Art prints and merchandise available in my Redbubble Shop. (Link in my Bio) . Who is your favorite #M9 character? @critical_role . . #redbubble @redbubbleartists #redbubbleartist #redbubbleshop @redbubble #CriticalRole #CritterArtist #criticalrolefanart #critrole #critrolefanart #CritterArt #calebwidogast #calebwidogastfanart #MightyNein #CRfanart #Wizard #DungeonsandDragons #dungeonsanddragonsart #dungeonsanddragonscharacter #dnd #liamobrien @voiceofobrien #frumpkin #frumpkinthecat #watercolorpainting #watercolorartist #redorangeyellow #fire #firewizard #fantasyart #characterportrait #silhouetteportrait https://www.instagram.com/p/B9uFEPkFgyV/?igshid=1hydltvz2bxwf

[wizardhelpers00-blog]

Hi!

I’m here to advertise my new discord channel, and along the way many other social media accounts!

In our discord, you basically have easy access to:

* making new friends

 *getting max people to help you out, 

* advice on whatever trouble you have!\

*occasional gifts of trading cards and small crown-shop gifts!

*Art!

*Advertisement to your fanart ETC

*and other SPICY STUFF 

Here is the Discord I was speaking of :P

https://discord.gg/pcMBUKZ

[carolina-star]

Lil fire girl, probably a fire wizard. #sketchbook #sketch #girl #littlegirl #littleteen #blackhair #promarker #fire #light #wizard #firewizard #cute #babyface #magic #fantasy #little #boots #firemagic #isagirlbutidontknowwhyshelookslikeaboy #notaboy #practice

[hellenhighwater]

There’s become quite a few of these and the blue hellsite’s tag search functionality is garbage, so here: all the #Storytime with Hell posts I can think of:

Bob the Firewizard’s Unwise Pyromaniac Adventures

Revenge Is Best Served Cold

Kitten Little and the Kitchen Murdercat

My Elementary School Nemesis

I Am Not A Lawful Good Character

...and other high school shenanigans

The Stupidest Injury I Can Think Of

The Healing Powers of Throatpunching

Tiny Hellen’s Revenge (and an example of the Scary Voice)

The Shark Story

An Extremely Safe Adventure In Liverpool Cathedral

Mr. Taylor’s Historical History

If there’s any particular topic you would like to hear a story on, let me know, and maybe I’ll have something fitting. No promises, of course, but maybe....