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lockes-woods · 11 months ago
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AU SERIES:
Stuck
Himiko feels like she's in a slump. She's been working her ass off for the past three years and it feels like she's gotten nowhere. She's stuck at her two minimum-wage jobs and is still two years away from getting her degree. Despite the support of her friends, she feels like she's falling behind. Himiko's on the brink of giving up on her dream when a couple comes along with a proposition.
(Sugar Daddy Mihawk & Shanks x Reader)
A Rose's Thorns
When Ash moved back to the east coast they were set on experiencing new things. They had a new apartment, a new job, and a new outlook on life. One thing they didn't account for was meeting their true mates less than a day into their new life, but the universe worked in mysterious ways.
(Mishanks/nonbinary OC)
ONE-SHOTS
Captain's Quarters
(Mishanks x Reader)
That's on Period(t) (1/2)
(Mihawk x Reader (x Shanks in spirit))
That's on Period(t) (2/2)
(Shanks x Reader (x Mihawk in spirit))
A Birthday's Gift
(Mishanks x Reader, ? x Reader)
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everybuddiewantssome · 2 years ago
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A firefighter au???
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thesharktanksdriver · 2 years ago
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The Spider’s web (platonic)
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You used to be an average kid, one who went about their day without so much as a care in the world
Granted, you were being raised by your elderly aunt and uncle, and you were somewhat of a science wiz but other than that yeah pretty normal
Until a radioactive spider bitt you after you and your uncle got into an accident which ended up with you as the survivor
And that lead you becoming a web-slinging vigilante known as spider
Ok scratch that maybe you weren’t so normal after all but to be fair no one was in Gotham
During the day you were a teenager who went to school, made some extra cash on the side to support your aunt after your uncle’s death
But at night you dawn your suit and sling across the city helping as best you could
Unlike Batman or his figurative family you help out in smaller ways
You help by bringing people home safely, handing out umbrella when it’s raining, saving cats out of trees, stopping some petty crime and giving the criminals a talk to find out why they needed to do said crime, helping firefighters ect
You still saved quite a few people but you also focused on making others happy
Since something as small as a wave of kind gesture of a stranger can improve someone’s day significantly
You also focus on helping those who are committing petty crime since you know it’s usually out of desperation
And desperation is a big thing in Gotham unfortunately
Your a more friendly figure compared to the Batman, bright colours and an expressive mask that makes you more approachable
Along with that your quite vocal, saying hi to passersby’s as you swing past or offering high fives
Also a lot of quips, like a lot. plus jokes thrown to make people laugh
Your swinging webs dissolve after a set period of time so by morning their gone thus no complaints from business owners about it
Whilst Batman and his team look out for Gotham as a conglomerate you look out for the little guy
Pitching in to areas when the other vigilantes of the night can’t get to
It’s actually quite fun and no matter how tired an beat up you are from stopping a minor scuffle it’s worth it to you
The bruises and black eyes serving as metals to your meddling in making sure someone didn’t get shanked
Gordon is the only cop you trust and actively report to him about cops that are taking advantage of their power
You have a little camera on your suit making filming encounters much easier along with the fact you sometimes take photos for fun
And use some of those photos for money…you spend a lot more than you probably should do you sometimes sell photos to newspapers
Anyways, you leave the clips of certain cops for him to see and review
Which also makes most cops not really like you but they don’t really like Batman either so it’s not like your the only one
He’s pretty friendly with you but you can also tell he’s worries
Like real worried
It’s basically obvious to everyone your a kid despite how you try to deepen your voice a bit
He knows he can’t really stop you so he does his best to give you tips and pats on the back for your work
He swears that when he hears about you on the news he gets more grey hairs
Or when you show up at his window donuts in hand with a nasty bruise on your jaw
Listen he doesn’t care you “have a weird healing factor” your getting a patch for that
Barbara laughs when he grumbles that he now has a new kid to look after
You don’t admit it but he reminds you a lot of your uncle and it makes you feel nostalgic
On long nights for Gordon you like to swing by (hah get it) and leave him some coffee and donuts
He appreciates it but wishes you’d let him pay you back
Another thing Gordon doesn’t know is that when your uncle died he was the cop that comforted you back at the station
While all the others worked he took the time to help you
Which is something you’d never forget
So to pay the favour back in some sense you do your best to help him as well
But he doesn’t have to know your reasoning…yet
You sometimes leave little notes for him with doodles of yourself that have motivational messages
Batman asks him about you since he has really had to time to actually talk to you but Gordon tells him your a good kid
But your probably too stubborn to stop doing what your doing
Gordon really appreciates what you do even if it’s not taking down super villains
You go out of your way to make others happy and make the streets a little more safe
Plus you seemed focused on rehabilitation and helping people who do crime as a last option for survival
He’s actually met quite a few people you’ve talked to and helped get back on their feet
Probably had a little notebook where he puts all your doodle notes
Whenever you leave his office he tells you to stay safe and that you’d doing good out there
You always give him a thumbs out before back flipping out his window
Despite how many times you do it he looks out to make sure your ok
Barbara meets you one day when she stopped by to make sure her dad was ok and found you and him talking
When she came in you jumped to the ceiling and they just watched you for a minute before laughing
Honestly Barbara is really fun and cool
Whenever she stops by her dad’s office she kinda silently hopes your there cause your a ray of sunshine
She appreciates your work a lot and it never ceases to make her smile when she offhandedly hear people talk about your deeds
Definitely teases her dad a lot lol
Sometimes like Gordon you leave little notes for her on her wheelchair
You both develop so many inside jokes that Gordon can only scratch his head at
She leaves you snacks like granola bars and smoothies for her dad to give you
Like her dad she’s concerned but moreso about how your doing this without anyone else to help you
Sure your activities aren’t taking down and making enemies with super powered villains but all you needed is one bad encounter and your down
And it worries her how you don’t seem to care about yourself and put others happiness on pedestal
Like helping others matters but so does helping yourself
As oracle she sometimes hacks stuff to give you little hints or tricks for you to use
These have probably saved you from getting an infection from leaving your wounds unbothered due to your “it’ll heal” mentality
She’s kinda silently curious what your abilities allow you to do. Like she knows you can climb walls and you have some type of healing factor but she wonders if there’s more
So y’all make a game out of it and every week she guesses one possible ability you have and you answer her
Like her dad she knows your too stubborn to stop
You have too much of a big heart to not help people, your the one person who doesn’t stand down no matter the punches thrown your way
It’s an admirable trait but also dangerous
You geek out with her over tech and when you get your own popsicle
Sure that popsicle doesn’t look the greatest but your amazed anyways over the smallest stuff like that
It makes her heart swell when you talk about how happy you felt when you found out you had fanart!
It’s normal for hero’s to have that but your just so flabbergasted that someone went through the effort of drawing you
It reminds her once again that your a kid in all of this
One day she’s asks why you haven’t met Batman yet and you tell her why
That your kinda scared of him considering Gotham isn’t the friendliest to meta humans
And consider you now have powers your part of that crowd
Plus you just want to help in ways Batman usually can’t
She’s understanding to this and makes note to tell Bruce
At this point she probably knows your identity but only by accident
She never brings that up though
Content with just letting you go on in peace without you worrying about her accidentally spilling the info to someone
Her heart will explode if you ever mention how batgirl was one of your favourite hero’s growing up
Bane is the first real villain who kinda takes an interest in you from seeing you firsthand one day
So he has he men track you down and bring you to him
And then he finds out that you know most of them already and just willingly followed them?
Yeah turns out you already knew a lot of his men cause you’ve helped a handful of them with stuff like car troubles and making sure the neighborhoods a few live in are safer
And also inadvertently convincing some of them to get a better job instead of committing crime and they took that as become a full on henchman
Your a bit disappointed but Bane is a fair boss so it somewhat makes up for the fact their still in the crime business
Meanwhile bane is kinda confused cause your a kid??
Like sure he fights Robin but even then he goes somewhat easy and they have Batman as a mentor
Your just a fucking kid on their own doing this?!?
Dear god this man is so concerned
Even more so when you try to deepen your voice and then it cracks and there’s an awkward silence afterwards
Oh and then they hear your stomach grumble
You get a full on meal from them giving you some of their lunches plus some extra snacks
Your such a good kid and he’s like real worried that one day someone will take advantage of that
So he kinda begins training you, well not full on training but giving you some pointers
Like better stances or how to throw a better punch
He finds it really funny how expressive you are with your mask and how your tiny compared to him
He quickly catches on that you seemingly have enhanced senses and strength cause almost no one can beat him in a fight let alone a young teenager (it was more of a playful fight but point still stands)
You once offhandedly mention that you have to care for your elderly aunt by accident and he’s now packing you some extra food and slips some money into there as well
Probably knows he can figure out your identity real quick but doesn’t make the effort since he’d rather you go to him yourself if/when your ready
Is this what being a parent is like? (Yes, yes it is Bane)
He helps improve your suit and gives suggestions on what material would be better
Nearly has a heart attack when you one day show up to his base with a stab wound
Sure it’s healing but like what the fuck?!
His men kinda tease him for being a mother hen
He can’t help it though cause he’s always had a soft spot for kids and knowing your out there possibly getting hurt makes his uneasy
When you talk about science he finds himself happy cause your clearly passionate about the subject
Probably compliments you about your knowledge and pats you on the shoulder
He gives you nicknames in Spanish but his favourite is “pequeña araña” which means little spider
If you already know Spanish he’s 100% talking to you in it but if you don’t then he’s kinda teaching you by accident
For the love of god please say that your suit is properly insulated cause he’s gonna get grey hairs if he knows that your going out in Gotham during the winter freezing your ass off
Same for summer as well cause he knows that being in a head to toe bodysuit in the heat isn’t good
You met deadshot through his daughter Zoe by complete accident
Like you were swinging past some apartments while she was doing some homework she was stuck on and spotted you
And then she called out and you quickly ended up helping her with that homework
And that kinda became a weekly tradition where you’d just stop by on every Saturday to check her work and help her if she was stuck
During one of these he walks in as your perched near her window helping her with a math equation
He’s kinda confused for a minute until Zoe waves him over and says that you’d been her tutor for the past month
After that he kinda tracks you down on his own time as your having a burger on a building and talks to you
He thanks you and also asks why your doing the whole vigilante business as such a young age
You don’t tell him the full story but just enough where he gets a good picture as to why
Zoe becomes one of your fans and he has to say that it’s a lot better than her liking Batman or one of his robins lol
You still help her with homework but now you also show up to talk to her and her dad
She likes to brag to her father about how if she did good on her next test that you promised to make her a hoodie that resembles you suit
When he’s out on “jobs” he asks for you to check up on her and make sure she’s ok
more concerned than he lets on
When he gets put on the suicide squad he gets real upset if Amanda Waller even mentions you
Sometimes if you see him you like to him a wave which he gives back with a small smile
You have the honour of being one of the only heroes he likes
He likes that you stick up for the small guy, that your the “neighborhood hero” instead of the Gotham hero
Has definitely saved you numerous times without you even knowing
Feels old when you call him “mr.shot” even more so if you do something like backflip off a building
Like he subconsciously knows your ok but his dad senses are screaming at him and rushes over to the edge to see if your ok
He finds it really nice when you walk people home to make sure they feel safe
It’s a small thing but something a lot of people in Gotham appreciate since the streets at night aren’t the safest
You buy knock-off merch of heroes and give it out to kids but save the merch of you for his daughter
He now had a little keychain that he keeps on his person of your mask in inverted colours
It makes him chuckle quite a bit
No one dares put out a hit on you cause of him and Deathstroke
Speaking of which Deathstroke sought you out from seeing you one day whist in civilian clothes
You piqued his interest so when you were one day just swing around he was able to catch you by surprise even with your spidy-senses
Only for you to catch him off guard by how your somehow able to throw him off you like he was nothing
And then web him to a wall
Now you’ve really piqued his interest
Meanwhile your freaking out across from him and he’s just laughing and then congratulates you on getting the better of him
Que confusion
Oh yeah beforehand he quickly found out who you were
Yeah…not fun when he then brings that up
But anyways
Slade takes to basically full on training you cause he sees your potential
It’s weird at first but it quickly becomes routine for him to randomly drop by and give you lessons
It’s actually really useful especially since he also helps you hone your skills even more
Not to mention that he also helps you keep your identity a better secrets cause in his words “kid it’s honestly a miracle that the entire city hasn’t found out, your at least better than superman and his disguise”
At some point after a “exam” with him and you win he gifts you a completely upgraded suit as a gift
Your left confused but he just shrugs it off saying that you’d lived up to his expectations so you deserve something for that
Now your suit has proper heating! And it’s waterproof unlike before
He’s honestly not sure how you survived this long in your suit so he’s at least happy the new one he gifted you a better
Plus now you have extending spider arms that are super cool
Now you can more effectively hold up debris when saving people!
(Not their intended use but he supposes that you do you)
One thing he can’t fix is how trusting you are of others
Cause he’s tried countless times to teach you not to do that but your head it to thick for even his vastly worded criticism to break
Unlike him and Nightwing he’s had a very different dynamic with you Aka gruff dad and ray of Sunshine child
Aka the “someone will die” “of fun!”
He feels so old when your doing flips and every fucking acrobatic known to man
Like when Nightwing does it he feels a bit of his age but with you it’s worse
Rose jokes that your an honorary sibling now which makes you giggle as he standing behind y’all all stoic and such
Both swear they’ve never seen you without a smile or quippy remark despite having a broken rib
That’s why their surprised when you sometimes get a bit solemn or seem to hold an untold sadness in your eyes now more than ever
He doesn’t pry like he did when initially finding out your identity but he’s definitely worried
Mr.Freeze is someone you go out on your own to find after hearing how he was trying to find a cure for his wife’s illness
Your Aunt in her old age had been getting worse and you could tell she was gaining something that wasn’t an ordinary Illness
All hospitals you went to said they couldn’t do anything so you went to him instead
Which he certainly didn’t really expect
Like sure he’s heard of you but to suddenly had a teenage knock at his frost covered window to his lab at midnight is kinda unexpected
He’s guarded and ice cold as his name implies but seems to warm up once you mention your situation
How you didn’t know what to do, and that the hospitals turn her away for her older age or say that nothing was wrong when you knew it was
Your just a kid, one who is doing their best despite circumstances
And he from then on he knew couldn’t turn you away especially with how Nora wouldn’t want that
He finds your company to be nice especially once hearing that your brand of heroism is done to help out the average citizens of Gotham in their day to day lives
Your a change in his routine and life that he needs, someone to be a small bit of light in the ever encompassing darkness that fills his life
You help him as well in the lab, putting your science wiz knowledge to the test as you do your best to help
He enjoys the company quite a bit
Especially as you leave little notes (as usual) for him to find with little puns
He chuckles at all of them despite hot corny they are
As time goes on he sees the crack in your resolve though as his tests go nowhere
You push yourself though, to the limit to try and find something, anything
But it’s all for nought
There are times you fall asleep in full costume at his lab, he always places a blanket around your shoulders
Never once having the temptation to pull up the mask
He can tell your already going through the stages of grief before you even get the call that she’s gone
Just a feeling in your gut that it’s getting worse as you increase your work
And then it happens
That dreaded call that he can remember so vividly from his own when Nora had almost passed
Your silent, dead silent
And then like a gust of wind your off
He can only hear your soft sobs as you exit through a window and off into the night
He can only hope you’ll be ok, that you’ll turn out different from him in the grief that’s consuming you
Because unlike him your a ray of sun that the world needs compared to his somber moonlight
You end up crying on a rooftop
Shaky breaths ranking your form as you sob
But then you hear a scream from an alleyway which makes you pause
You pull your mask down and swing down to help
A woman pushed to the ground and two men standing over her loomingly
Their easy to take down but you got stabbed pretty badly in the side
You focus on her though, helping her up despite your limp and talking her through the anxiety attack she was having
You walk her home, blood dripping down though you do your best to hide it
Your voice hoarse from crying as you do your best to make her smile
And as she closes that door and you return to that rooftop you find that your vision is getting blurry and black dots dot the edges if your eyesight
You don’t have the strength to get up despite how hard you try
Because you have to
Cause as spider no matter how hard you get pushed down you always get up
Someone looms over you with an outstretched hand
You grab theirs and they hoist you up
You feel as if your in good hands
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Not a single thought behind those eyes honestly. My pretty lil blonde dum-dum pirate bb 🥰
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Still working on angling the chain how I want it. He fidgets with it a lot. His one small comfort since I'm a horrible writer who took almost his entire family from him. Locket's flowery because his daughter picked it out when she was three (in present fic timeline she's twenty-four). Contains on either side a picture of her, and a picture of her mother who died very shortly after she was born.
Other points of interest, which probably no one but me is actually interested in, can be found below.
Joined Gol D. Roger's crew kinda by accident when he was in his early teens, when they arrived on the island he had managed to get stranded on after stealing a fishing boat from the docks of his home island and getting washed ashore there amid a storm.
Roger's crew arrived there looking for a devil fruit that fisherman from a different nearby island had mentioned seeing there. Lyon had consumed said devil fruit by the time they arrived, with no knowledge of what devil fruits even were at the time; he was just starving and there was nothing else to eat.
Roger found this hilarious and immediately welcomed him aboard.
Found out a few weeks later that his Devil Fruit allowed him to control the wind amid a desperate firefight with a Marine fleet, in which he accidentally summoned a gale that capsized two Marine ships and caused the rest to retreat, gaining him his first bounty of 100,000 berries at the tender age of fourteen. He didn't even mean to, he was literally just shouting at the wind to just f#<%ing blow already because Roger's ship had gotten chased into the Calm Belt.
Roger also found this hilarious
He's a couple years older than Shanks and Buggy, but due to his naivety and gullible nature and smaller stature they viewed him as a younger sibling, varying between being protective and playing jokes on him because he's just such an easy target how could they not—
Really never had any ultimate goal as a pirate, was always fine with the idea of Shanks or Buggy becoming Pirate King after Roger's execution. He did want to be a captain, and he did want to eventually surpass his mother's bounty of 3.2 billion (Helena Lionne, her bounty still active even decades after she retired from piracy and disappeared from the World Government's radar, part of the generation immediately before Roger), but beyond that he just wanted to see the world and have a good time.
Ended up sailing with Shanks for a few years, with the mutual understanding that they would eventually part ways as friends and rivals once they both had enough money and enough crew to captain their own ships.
Lyon's bounty skyrocketed much faster than Shanks's, less due to Lyon's capability as a captain and more to the sheer volatility of his Devil Fruit ability. Being able to control wind currents without much understanding of them made him a natural disaster waiting to happen, resulting in his epithet of Lyon D. "Hurricane" Rollo because of his propensity for causing said storms (often by total accident). He gained better control over his abilities after hiring a navigator with far more knowledge of weather patterns, but still wasn't averse to triggering a catastrophic weather event intentionally if the situation called for it.
He and others close to him came to refer to his Devil Fruit as Kaze Kaze no Mi (Wind Fruit, Logia type), despite it obviously not being a Logia type fruit; Logia users can typically manipulate their own physical form to take on the element of their fruit, but Lyon was never able to do so. In addition, he learned later that he could also control ocean currents. The exact nature of his Devil Fruit therefore remained a mystery during his time as an active captain.
At the time of his crew's disappearance (canon timeline being around a year after Shanks lost his arm in Foosha Village) Lyon's bounty was up to 1.1 billion. No one knows what happened to them, but those who knew Lyon before he vanished don't believe him dead, in no small part because his bounty poster is still in circulation.
And that's my dum-dum in a nutshell. Kind of a large nutshell, but I could (and technically am given the fics I have planned) write an entire book about him. He and at least six of his crewmates have been with me for more than half my life, since I was just a lil teenage unknowable horror writing One Piece fics on fanfiction.net.
A lot of you already expressed your love for Janx, his first mate, when I introduced him. The blue-haired, twelve-fingered, pansexual, ADHD gun-toting jack-wagon that somehow balances Lyon's naivety just well enough that they don't get themselves killed at every turn—
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—do know that I'm sketching a new art for him as well. This time in his natural habitat: drunk and flopped across the deck and likely trying to seduce everyone that walks by.
Janx is mine and I do love him, but that doesn't mean I won't call him out for being such a manwhore.
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seat-safety-switch · 1 year ago
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When the fires finally got put out, the reporters were there. This was odd to me at the time, as I was convinced in this timeline that "reporters" were obsolete. These folks, such as they were, were in fact contractors, eking out their precarious pseudo-employment by selling tasty nuggets of news to the omnipresent media sentiences that decided which of them we got to see on TV. Er, the other thing, not TV.
Better people than myself have complained about the decline of journalism, especially local, human-interest stories like the one I was now at the epicentre of. What's important here is that the story was so exciting, so salacious, so profitable, that I was swarmed like toddlers playing soccer. A million questions were shouted at me. Near-infrared beams scanned the contours of my skull to see if I was perhaps some kind of wanted criminal or previous-generation internet celebrity. One of the firefighters even stopped, mid-dousing, to see what all the hubbub was about.
Here now is the story I couldn't give them then. It was Lobsterfest at Red Lobster. For those of you unaware of the tradition, it is a period of time in which Red Lobster gets a little cooped-up and starts making crazy, experimental dishes for cheap.
Where this becomes a must-visit event for me is that Red Lobster corporate is historically very bad at pricing, especially when a short-term promotion is being forced on untrained management. Someone with a devious enough mind and absolutely no shame about arguing the minutiae of the menu can easily combine the cost of two meals into enough lobster to fill a bathtub.
I have many great memories of Lobsterfests past, which lured the entire Safety-Switch clan out of their various hibernations in an attempt to do what we did best: exploit legal loopholes in restaurant promotions. When I was 14, my uncle got shanked by a waitress at the former place off Halton when he asked for a sixth refill on his "bottomless" shrimp cocktail. He still ate another full one before collapsing at the table from blood loss. My dad covered the bill, half out of shock and half out of awe.
Well, Uncle Disconnect was going to be really proud of me this year. It's just as well, because I didn't have time to buy him a Christmas present while he was in jail and all (his attorney stresses I must tell you it was for an unrelated matter.)
Still, "driving a line manager insane enough with special requests for substitutions that he tries to burn his own kitchen down with a homemade Molotov Sizzler®" is the gift that keeps on giving all year.
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v1nsmoke · 1 year ago
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𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻𝒀 𝑲𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑬𝑹 // 𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑹!𝒁𝑶𝑹𝑶 𝑿 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹
spooktober week 3 - modern au with slasher zoro!
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tw: murder, d3ath, g0re, alcohol, can this be taken as yandere?, fire
summary: attending a house party won't be a bad choice, at least that's what you think until something changes the course of the night, and everything turns into chaos.
a/n: phew, my longest oneshot so far! i mean it took almost a week so i was hoping. i just want to say that im trash at writing endings so idk how that turned out, i feel like i fucked it up. also COP SHANKS CAMEO??!?!??! and firefighter Ace too!! LISTEN TO HOUSE OF BALLOONS WHILE READING, IT FITS THE VIBE!!!
first half until the garage scene supervised by lena!
tags: @stargirldelight cause cop shanks appearance at the end ♡ (sorry that i keep tagging u in shanks stuff)
wc: 5.6k
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The cafeteria was bustling with people, just the average, daily experience. You munch on the horrid food they serve, the food you always tried to trade with the people who were smart enough to bring their own. You were lucky to have Sanji in your friend group, he always brought a bit of his own, delicious cooking, which Luffy would often steal.
"Here dear, I brought you some of your favourite!" Sanji exclaims, handing you a small portion of your favourite food with a smile on his face.
"Thanks, you're the best!" You take it and immediately dive in, hoping that you won't feel the taste of the cafeteria's food you finished a minute ago. While talking with Sanji, you could feel someone staring, but every time you looked around to check, there was nobody looking at you.
"Okay guys, last night I was thinking." Nami speaks up, now the whole group's attention focused on her as she stands up on the table. "Robin, you already know, I'm talking about what we discussed over the phone." She smiles.
"Just spit it out." Zoro says, losing his patience with the orange haired girl.
"Since it's our last year here together, I was thinking about hosting a big halloween party! And everyone is invited! And I mean EVERYONE. If you know somebody outside this highschool, feel free to invite them! The party is going to be held on October 31st! That's a week for you to prepare your costumes and get ready for the best night of your lives!" She excitedly says.
The whole group and the people present at the cafeteria cheer for her, everyone in on the idea. You haven't attended a good halloween party in years, and when it comes to parties, you know it's in good hands with Nami.
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You walk trough the girl's locker room's door, the fencing helmet held in your hand since it won't fit in your bag.
"Thanks for waiting." You high five Zoro, standing at the entrance since he changed clothes faster. Maybe because he didn't spend a good twenty minutes with gossiping, or more like overhearing converastions going on about some random girl's personal life.
"So, what did they say?" You ask.
"What?" He looks at you bluntly.
"What do you mean 'what'? Oh. So you didn't ask them about the party." You sigh as realisation hits you.
"I didn't ask them about the party." He repeats, almost sounding proud of himself.
"Nami is counting on us!"
"The whole cafeteria heard her, isn't that enough people? Is her house even that big?"
"Even if it isn't, she'll find a way to get all these people together. She's smart, you gotta give her that."
Just then, a guy trying to leave the fencing hall bumps into you by accident. He rapidly looks up, making you notice his strange shaped nose.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to!" He apologises.
"No, don't worry, it's nothing. I was the one standing in the doorway, it's not your fault." You apologise back, picking up his bag that fell from his hands after the impact. He's about to leave, but you call out for him.
"Hey, uh, I was wondering if you could come to my friend's halloween party. October 31st. You in?" You shout, hoping he still hears you. The guy turns around, and shouts back a "sure" in response. "I'll send you the address, I think I have you on Instagram. Bye!"
The guy puts his thumb up and leaves. You turn back, and you're met with Zoro's eyes piercing trough you.
"What?" You ask, seeing he was clearly bothered by something.
"Nothing. Let's go." He sighs and heads towards his car, landing in the driver's seat.
"If you say so." You shrug and follow, getting in next to Zoro. You open your phone, and type in your address into Google Maps so that you won't have to guide him and his poor navigation skills. Sometimes you wonder how he got his driving license.
He stops at your house. You gather your fencing equipment, and step out of the car.
"Are you coming to Nami's party?" You hold the door open so you can speak with him.
"You sure sound very excited about it. I thought you hated parties, the people, drinks and all." He replies.
"I still do. But Nami and the others will be there, at least I won't feel alone. I want to see how it turns out. You still didn't answer me."
"I guess it's worth a try. She will probably buy the expensive drinks, someone's gotta try those out."
"You're saying that because you are an alcoholic, Zoro."
"I know. Bye." He grabs your door's handle and closes it, starts the engine and drives off.
"Yeah... Bye." You say to yourself.
You plop down on your bed, letting your body sink into the soft mattress. Maybe Zoro was right. Maybe you shouldn't go. Parties? You never attended them, the overwhelming amount of people and the disgusting smell of alcohol that would stay on your shirt keeping you away from these events.
But for God's sake, it will be hosted by Nami this time. She was your best friend ever since you started highschool, and she was also your number one supporter from the moment you two met. And now she was going to organise a huge halloween party with everyone invited, there's just no way you wouldn't attend it! Besides, all your other friends would be there, too! Robin or Sanji would definitely let you stick to their sides, you'd be safe there. You've got a whole week to get ready, both your costume and mentally.
~○~
Nami throws another ingredient in the cart, adding to the weight of it, making it even harder for you to push it forward.
"Did you even look at the price of it? Or are you just throwing in everything you see?" You ask your friend.
"We need all these, and I have the money for it. I just can't wait for tonight! This will be the party of the year, and I bet everyone will be talking about it tomorrow!" She exclaims, throwing another bag of potato chips your way. You catch it and place it on top of the heap of other food already in the cart.
"What will be your costume, Y/N?" Nami looks at you as the two of you join the line at the cash register.
"I couldn't come up with anything, I'll probaly go dressed as myself. Not very original, I know." You say as place the groceries on the conveyor belt one by one.
"Hm, I was looking forward to see you in some costume for once, but whatever." She sounds dissapointed, but at least she respects your decision.
After paying the crazy amount of money Nami decided to spend on snacks, you get into her car, heading straight towards her house. A few days ago you agreed to help her set up the party, but didn't expect it to be such a big thing. Sure, Nami was the host, so it's natural that she would plan something huge.
Her keys dingle in the front door's keyhole, and she opens it. Both your hands full with the bags, only being freed after you manage to drop them on her kitchen counter with a sigh.
"What should I help with?" You inquire, leaning on the white marble kitchen island.
"I was only thinking of helping with the groceries and now that's done, but if you're already here, could you put these into bowls? You know where to find them." She motions at the snacks in the grocery bags.
Of course you knew, Nami invited you over more than a million times, you could swear you knew the whereabout of every small item in her house. You open a cupboard, grabbing a bunch of bowls from it.
"I've got some things to tend to, Usopp should be here in about twenty minutes." She waves before going upstairs to take care of whatever she needed to.
"Ayyy! I didn't expect you here! Only here to set things up, or staying for the party too?" Usopp hugs you upon entering.
"Weird to see me here, huh? I'll stay for the party too, though I will probably stay by somebody's side, likely Robin or Sanji, maybe you, we'll see." You hug him back.
"Only an hour before the others arrive, I'm so excited! It's gonna be fun, I promise, and if ya ever feel lonely, find me!" Usopp pulls away and the two of you share your own handshake that took days to perfect.
~○~
The loud music with the same, repetative beat keeps playing from the speakers installed by Usopp earlier today, maybe an hour ago. You didn't expect everybody from the cafeteria to actually pull up, but it seems like you weren't the only one who thought it would be nice to attend a party just this one time. Everybody was there, event those smart students whose daily routine was entirely made up of studying and the quiet kids nobody knew anything about, and they all seemed to have fun. Except you.
You stood alone in the corner of the living room, awkwardly holding the red plastic cup filled with alcohol that you won't drink anyway. Maybe coming here was a bad idea after all.
"Uh, hey." You hear voice behind you, though it was faint since the music was being blasted. You turn around to see the guy from your fencing classes, the same guy that you invited here because Zoro wouldn't do it.
"Hi." You say, your fingers fiddling with the cup as you force a smile onto your face.
"I see you're alone. Zoro didn't come with you? I was sure he would." He starts.
"Uhhh I haven't seen him yet, but the party only started not so long ago, he said some days ago that he'll show up. He's bad with directions and navigation, maybe he just got lost." You explain.
"Oh, alright, if you say so. My name's Kaku. Nice to meet you, I've been watching you during fencing classes."
Zoro's face expressed disgust. Was it worth coming here? He stands still near the doorway of the living room, silently observing the scene currently unfolding on the other side of the room. When he entered, you were the first thing he saw amidst the crowd, but his happiness quickly dissapeared after a guy approaches you. Zoro could recognise him as Kaku from fencing classes, the guy who would always be paired with Zoro (and inevitably lose to him).
He couldn't hear what your conversation was about, the other guests and the music overpowering his hearing. Oh how he hated Kaku. He annoyed Zoro so much, his voice, gestures, everything. And now this man he hated was talking to you. It was supposed to be him. Maybe if he didn't take twenty-two wrong turns, get stuck in a traffic jam AND park his car in front of the wrong house, it could be him. But that wasn't the case right now, because instead of enjoying your company, he stood still on the other side of the room.
It bothered him how you had to force a smile, he could see it across the crowded room, but Kaku standing next to you couldn't. He just kept talking and talking, not noticing the way you were looking in all directions but at Kaku, who didn't seem to care.
"Heyyy, you wanna join me on the dance floor?" An unknown girl comes up to Zoro, pointing at the middle of the living room.
"No." He coldly turned her down, not even bothering to look at this girl. He couldn't take his eyes off you and Kaku, and knew that if the guy tries to do anything, whether it be a romantic or hurtful action towards you, he's going to be there between the two of you in the blink of an eye.
Just then, he notices as Kaku takes your hand into his, the movement making you seemingly uncomfortable. Seeing this, Zoro takes rapid steps trough the living room, squishing himself trough the crowd, his katanas colliding into each other. As he gets closer, he starts to hear you voice.
"No, uh, thanks, I-" you stutter, politely turning him down, trying to pull yourself back to the corner you were standing in.
"Come on, you're supposed to have fun, right? Zoro's not coming anyway, that asshole doesn't care." Kaku chuckles. Zoro deeply inhales. It took his all not to launch at the guy and gut him right then and there.
"No, sorry. I'm not going anywhere with you." You insist, pulling back your hand in hopes of freeing it from his grasp. Your heart was beating faster, and it was definitely not because Kaku's charms. You've already considered all possible outcomes of this. Lucky for you there was a small cupboard with a vase on it next to you just in case of an emergency.
"No way, I'm a nice guy, you know me! I-"
"She said no."
"Zoro!" You smile upon hearing your friend's deep voice, one that you could recognise anywhere. Kaku seems to lose some of his self confidence after Zoro's voice hits his ears, but he still didn't let go of your hand.
"Hey, buddy!" He gives the green haired man a fake smile. This was off to a bad start. Zoro could swear that if this guy called him 'buddy' again, he'll lose it.
"Let her go." He says back, not even greeting Kaku. Instead, he stared into his soul, and if looks could kill, Kaku would be gone by now.
"Alright, fine!" Kaku gets defensive, letting go of you and raising both his hands up like he was being arrested. It looked like he was waiting for a 'thank you', but you sure weren't going to thank him for the bare minimum. Feeling the tension, the guy tries to lighten the mood before Zoro accidentally stares too strongly at him.
"Zoro, buddy, can I invite you for a drink?" He asks.
Zoro nods, knowing that Kaku had no idea of what he just got himself into.
"I'll be back soon." Zoro smiles your way, which is not a rare phenomenon with you, then leaves wirh Kaku following closely behind him, leaving you alone yet again.
~○~
Zoro pours another drink into the cup, Kaku letting out a sigh of satisfaction as he downs it again. Both of them sat at the kitchen counter, drinking up everything they could find. They both consumed the same amount of alcohol, but one of them was definitely drunker than the other. Zoro was an expert at alcohol drinks, and could still stay sober even after an insane amount of drinks. Unlike Kaku. He was deeply drunk by now, just as Zoro expected it.
"Zoro, hi! You're actually here, cool! Though I would be happier if you left your katanas at home." Nami appears, greeting her friend.
"I always take them with me everywhere."
"Yeah, that's exactly why you are banned from so many places."
"Zoro, pour me and yourself another!" Kaku chuckles, his shaky hands holding the cup towards the green haired. Zoro agrees, but when he tries to grab another drink, he notices that it's all gone.
"Strange. I thought you were prepared, Nami." He says.
"I WAS! But you two idiots drank it all!" She shouts at the two, mad that they didn't leave any for the rest of the guests.
"So no more drinks?" Zoro looks over to Nami, earning a sigh from her.
"There is. Go to the garage, I have a few crates of it stored there. Bring those up, but leave some for the others."
"Why do I have to get them? You're the host, do it yourself." Kaku whines, clearly drunk.
"MAYBE BECAUSE I WASN'T THE ONE WHO DRANK IT ALL. NOW GO." she pushes Kaku out of the room, Zoro walking behind them.
He would be lying if he said this wasn't what he was planning all along. The crates in the garage? He knew about it. And he also knew that nobody will be there, all the guests in the living room or one of the guest rooms. He felt a bit bad for leaving you alone, but there were things that had to be done. And it was for your own good.
"Man, I'm telling ya, I would be long gone with that girl if you didn't interfere. Damn bro, I even had some aphrodisiac with me, I-"
Zoro didn't need to hear the rest. His steps slowed down, mind going in multiple directions. Did he just mean you when saying 'that girl'? Did he really want to give you that shit? Kaku may be drunk, but drunk words are sober thoughts, and Zoro knew that. He hated Kaku, but now he snapped. This guy was going too far, and Zoro didn't like the way this crazy dude talked and thought about you.
He opens the garage's door, holding it open for Kaku to enter, and he does so, skipping his way down the few stairs. Unbeknownst to him, he just walked into a trap, one that Zoro has been planning ever since Kaku started making flirty comments towards you during fencing classes, not noticing how you were internally cringing and creeped out by him, but neither of you ever said a word about this. And tonight really did it for Zoro. He didn't invite Kaku for a drink because he wanted to get closer to him. He did it to get him into this drunken state, and made him drink up every drink until there was none left. He didn't need Nami to ask them to get more, he would've done it anyways.
Kaku looks trough the shelves, searching for even more drinks.
"Zoro, you helping me or nah?" He inquires, still looking at the metal shelf.
"Sure. I think I already found one of the crates." He says, carrying a crate filled with whiskey over to Kaku. He tries to hand it to him, but drops it in the process. The glasses break, the alcohol spilling on the floor and Kaku, who is now soaked from head to toe, given that he was crouching when this happened.
"Sorry." There was no remorse in Zoro's tone, but the guy believed him anyways, the drinks doing their thing.
"It's okay buddy, mistakes happen." He smiles, going back to searching the shelf again in case he missed something.
He doesn't notice as Zoro quietly locks the garage's door, trapping the two alone together. He starts searching in his pocket, until he finally gets his hands on the keys to Nami's car, the keys that he stole from the hanger in the hallway. Zoro opens the car's door, sitting down on the leather seat of it, then inserts the key and the engine comes to life with a buzzing sound.
"Ey man, be careful or you'll hit me!" Kaku shouts, still crouching just a few meters away from the car.
"Don't worry. Stay there, and you'll be safe. I just want to test something." He lies, and steps on the gas pedal. The tires of the car squealed on the concrete floor of the garage, which had just enough space for the green haired to roll the car back a bit.
"Buddy, Zoro, no, no, let me just go back, you can try the car when I'm not here." Kaku stands up, ready to leave in this instant.
"Stay put. I'm here to crush your skull, not the car." And with that, Zoro pushes the car's gear, feet forcefully pressing the gas pedal.
A loud thud echoes in the garage as Zoro crashes into the wall, the breaking of bones and coughs ringing with it. Kaku tries to take deep breaths, but now that he was squished between the wall and the car, it seemed impossible. His head was spinning, eyesight hazy, the only thing he tried to focus his eyes on was the man in the driver's seat, staring at him with an emotionless gaze.
Zoro backs up a bit with the car, Kaku falling to the floor with broken ribs. He coughs, clawing at the floor in hopes of being able to crawl away. Zoro opens the car's door, slowly stepping out. Kaku was almost at the few steps leading to the door, when he looks back over his shoulders at the sound of footsteps, the green haired man approaching him.
"No, please, I-" he crawls a bit faster, but Zoro grabs him by the collar of his shirt, pulling him back with force, then dragging him along the cold concrete floor, back towards the car.
Zoro lifts him up, then places him in the drivers seat while he stands at the car's door.
"You're gonna be in big trouble when I tell the others about this." He manages to whisper between coughs, his own blood filling his mouth.
"They won't." And with that, Zoro steps on the gas pedal, quickly pulling his leg back after doing so. A deafening scream pierces trough the air, the car running into the wall yet again, the metal shelf between the two objects breaking right trough the windshield, the end of it sliding trough Kaku's head.
The car sparks at the impact, the alcohol spilled there by Zoro previously catching fire. Was the crate drop a few minutes ago intentional? Yes. Yes, it was. Now the car was in flames, the already dead Kaku stiff in the drivers seat.
Zoro calmly grabs a crate filled with beer from the other side of the room, and makes his way towards the door like nothing happened. He doesn't look back, letting the car burn with Kaku inside it. The whole garage was made up of concrete walls, which cannot catch or spread fire, meaning that Nami's house won't burn down if he leaves the fire to be.
He leaves the room, striding back to the kitchen. Just as he was about to leave the hallway and enter the living room, Nami comes rushing to him.
"Zoro! What took you so long?! We heard loud noises, I was getting worried that something happened to you!" She scolds him.
"I didn't know you could do that." He coldly replies, earning an eyeroll from the ginger girl, who noticed something.
"Wait, where's the guy who went with you?" She asks.
"Oh, Kaku? He told me to feel free to come back, said he wanted to try something. He should be here soon." He lies straight to Nami's face.
Nami shrugs, about to go back to the middle of the party, when she suddenly stops in her tracks. Her nose picks up an unkonwn scent, or more like smell.
"Zoro, can you smell it too?" She asks worriedly, turning back to the swordsman. "Smoke." Realisation dawns on her, eyes going wide. She rushes out the room, a curious Usopp and you behind her. "You're coming too!" She shouts back, clearly meaning Zoro. So, he follows them.
The grey smoke filled the hallway as they got closer to the garage, Nami already suspecting what happened. Usopp bursts trough the garage's door, letting out a few coughs along with Nami and you. The room was filled with smoke, the orange haired girl's car still in flames, it was only a matter of time before it gets worse and the car explodes.
"SOMEBODY HELP! WE NEED WATER! CALL THE POLICE AND FIREFIGHTERS!" Usopp screams. Nami and you nod, running back to warn the others and call for help.
Now Zoro was left alone with Usopp, who was panicking, taking fast and deep breaths to calm himself down.
"You, Zoro? D-don't you feel l-like doing something about this?" He shakily asks, eyes on the green haired man.
"I already did." He answers. Usopp slightly scrunches his eyebrows, not quite understanding what he meant.
"What are y-you trying to say? You're creeping me out a bit, you know." He takes a tiny step back, Zoro looking at him with a colder, more menacing stare than usual.
Usopp swallows hard, feeling uneasy after Zoro doesn't give him an answer.
"Zoro, you... you didn't, right?" He nervously chuckles, but Zoro still doesn't move or say anything. Usopp realises that he's in grave danger here, and it's time for him to run. But just as he turns around, ready to sprint back to the living room, he hears as Zoro unsheats one of his katanas. Usopp grabs a vase, throwing it right towards Zoro, who simply cuts trough it.
"This can't be real, this can't be real, this can't be real!" Usopp murmurs to himself, shutting his eyes for a few seconds. But when he opens them again, Zoro's gone. Or at least that's what he thought, standing up, letting out a deep sigh at the fact that he won't die.
"Sorry. No witnesses." He hears the deep voice from behind, the blade making contact with his upper body. Usopp looks down, and is met with the sight of Zoro's katana going trough right his heart. He sees as Zoro pulls out the blade from his flesh, a hole left in its place. He coughs, blood spilling from his mouth before landing on the flooring beneath him with a thud.
Zoro's hands were now stained with his friend's blood, the crimson liquid staining Nami's floor and his katana's shiny blade. He had to get rid of the body quickly, before you, Nami and all the others return with the cops. So, he grabs Usopp's dead body by the legs, dragging him to the burning car in the garage a few steps away.
You panic, dialing 911 as fast as possible while Nami ushered everybody out the house before something else catches on fire too, or the flames reach the wrong spot of the car and it explodes. But Usopp was down there, trying to put it out with the buckets from the storage room. Or at least that's what you thought was happening.
"911, what's your emergency?" A female voice chimes in from the other side of the line, one that you could recognise.
"Uta, hi! Nami's car got caught on fire in her garage, and she said somebody was there too, it can explode any minute, Usopp is trying to put it out but I'm worried for him, I-" you dump all the information on her, but she calmly cuts you off.
"Alright. I'll ask my dad to go, he'll bring some of his colleagues too, so him and some firefighters will be there in a few minutes."
"Thank you. Bye." You shake, worried for Usopp and Zoro at the garage. Uta puts down the phone, and you do the same as you rush back to the garage to get the two out of the house.
You cough as you get closer, Usopp and Zoro nowhere to be seen.
"ZORO! USOPP! COME ON, WE NEED TO GET OUT!" You shout, hoping they will hear you. You slow in your track when you notice the splatters of blood on the floor and wall a few meters away from the entrance of the garage. Did something happen to them? You think for a second. Maybe the fire wasn't caused by accident. Maybe somebody set it on fire intentionally, killing the person Nami said was there. And now he maybe got one of your friends too.
"USOPP! ZOR-" you call out their names, when suddenly the green haired man appears in the garage's doorway.
"Oh god, you're alright! Look, we need to get out of here, the police, firefighters and ambulance are already on their way, there's nothing we can do about the fire now. And I might sound stupid right now, but there might be even a killer, and-"
"There is. Now come with me and get out of here." He cuts you off and grabs your hand, heading to where you just came from.
"But Usopp-" you try to stop yourself, but Zoro keeps dragging you behind him.
"He'll be fine." He replies, not even looking at you.
"You know what he's like, we can't just leave him here!" You argue back, slightly raising your voice.
"There's no time for him, we need to leave, now."
"No!" You tear your hand away from his. "He will panic that he's alone, or worse, he can die too! Don't you think about that?!"
"I do, but I don't care. I don't care if that fool dies, but if I don't get you out of here and you die because of me, I'll never forgive myself." He lifts you, throwing you over his shoulder, firm hands keeping you in place. You squirm, trying to get out of his touch, but it seems impossible.
He bursts trough the door, then places you down at the front yard. The other guests were either gone the moment they heard there was a fire, or watched in horror as the smoke flowed out the house. Just as you step on the sidewalk in front of the house, the sound of cop cars hit your ears, that same deafening sound as all the other times. Firefighters and ambulance arrive at the scene too, jumping out of the vehicles in an instant. You rush towards one firefighter, the black haired, freckled guy you were friends with.
"Ace! Ace, one of my friends is still inside, please, try to find him and get him out." You beg, tears forming in the corner of your eyes.
"That's my job, sweetheart. Don't worry!" He reassuringly winks, running toward's Nami's house.
You knew Ace since childhood, you both went to the same school and your moms were good friends, so you got to hang out with him a lot. He loved going on adventures, and was a good company. He always dreamt of being a firefighter, and it was like a dream come true for him when he got the job. You knew that he will be great at this job, and you trusted him. When he told you not to worry, you believed him, there was something about your friend saying this that calmed you down a bit.
"Hey, you alright?" Another familiar voice sounds from behind you, his hands placed on your shoulders. You turn around and see the red haired man with scars over one of his eyes, worry displaying in his eyes. You couldn't hold your tears anymore, this was it. You wrap your arms around him, face buried into his chest, sobs escaping your lips.
"It's okay, it's okay. You'll be fine." He hugs back, bringing a sense of comfort to you. Shanks was the usual friendly cop, the one who would always be there when an old lady called the police because her cat got stuck on a tree, the man who would knock into your home just because he was bored and wanted company. You knew him, his little secrets, and he knew yours.
~○~
The rest of the night you sat in Shanks' cop car, a blanket over you after a doctor checked up on you and it was all okay. You were devastated. Ace and the doctors did everything they could to save Usopp, who was found dead in the garage, stabbed. The other victim was Kaku, who died under mysterious circumstances. There was definitely a killer, but nobody knew who it was. Though you did have your suspect. And you could only wish you were wrong.
The last time you and Nami saw Kaku was when he was with Zoro, but Nami said that the two went to fetch drinks and Kaku stayed behind, so maybe that wasn't Zoro's fault. But it was also him who stayed with Usopp, he was last seen with him. And the fact that Zoro carries his katanas everywhere, including this party, and Usopp getting killed by a blade just fit together. Why would he kill Usopp? You had no idea.
Everyone got questioned one by one, and sadly all clues lead to Zoro according to Benn, who was Shanks' colleague. You didn't know him like you knew Shanks, but you would meet him often. He was smart, and knew what he was doing. And that's why you were so worried. Because he is likely right this time too, and that means Zoro, your best friend is a murderer.
You see as Shanks approaches his car where you were sitting, a serious look on his face.
"Is something wrong?" You quietly ask, worried that something happened, something wrong.
"I'm sorry. I really am." He says as he sits down in the back next to you, looking in a direction. You follow where his eyes are focused, and see what you didn't want to. Zoro in handcuffs, escorted to a police car. A tear escapes you, it hurts to think that your friend is a killer. You didn't know his motives, why he did what he did, but he probably had a good reason.
~○~
Life went smoothly. The image of that night was still vivid in your mind, but you forgot about it so often that it was almost like it's gone. You would still sometimes dream about it, but other than that, you were fine. Shanks was worried that you will be targeted after this, so he offered to take care of you and live with him if you want. You have been living alone ever since you were 15, and you knew Shanks well, so, you moved in with him. He has been acting as your father figure ever since, and you totally don't mind it.
You would sometimes still wonder: why did you do it, Zoro?
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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 years ago
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One piece men things that just make sense part 2
Characters: Not fucked to right em
A/N: y'all gobbled up my last one so I decided to grace you with more.
C/W: gulp, mentions of telling ppl to kts, vomit.
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Luffy: Ate the little washing gel things your meant to put in the washing machine
Usopp: Has audibly just said the world "Gulp" in a bad situation.
Zoro: The crew had to hold an intervention because he kept telling Sanji to khs.
Sanji: got caught dancing with a mop while cleaning the kitchen.
Franky: Threw a disco party and three minutes in just fucking projectile vomited everywhere. Party over.
Kid: has booted a child at full speed.
Killer: accidentally stumbled into a sexy firefighter strip show while looking for Kid.
Law: chews plastic straws as a hobby
Shanks: has just sent photos of his cock to the group chat saying "do my balls look hairy in this photo"
Buggy: said shanks balls look like two baby birds huddled for warmth.
Crocodile: kicked shanks and buggy from the group chat
Mihawk: cut his phone in half after seeing shanks shrivelled nuts
Doflamingo: Startes an only fans where he reads dad jokes out-loud while sobbing.
Corazon: owns six limited edition hot wheels toy cars.
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Omg!
Really loved the idea of East blue asylum. I have a few questions about it! (If you are willing to hear me out of thought about it, haha) First. Is Sabo really dead or is something like in the Canon where Luffy (and Ace before whatever happened to him) thought he was, but he actually wasn't? (A part of me would love the latter, but the first scenario is also very plausible). Second, I'm wondering about the other East blue villains? We know about Arlong, but the rest? (This isn't me asking about Buggy, of course not, haha)
(Thought I have an idea about the clown also related with Shanks because Shuggy: He was previously interned right after Roger's death, and with help he was able to recover. Maybe that was the reason Shanks recommended the place to intern Luffy in first place, giving him his straw hat and assuring him they've seen each other again once he fully recovered, making a parallelism with the Canon. Now the clown (like Franky) is a volunteer that helps whenever he could and Luffy loves to bicker with him because of his funny reaction about his red nose.)
Anyway! You can take it or not! He could also be a patient, I think that could work too!
Thanks for sharing the idea!
Oh! I'm happy you liked it!
Sabo is considered dead in this au, and just like in the series, both Luffy and Ace had a hard time coping with it and could "see him" from time to time. Losing a second brother down the line was what made him snap. And although I kept Ace's death like in canon, I moved it around a bit to make it the reason to trigger Luffy's disorders. And the series starts when he comes into the hospital.
In reality, Sabo isn't really dead. He almost died in a house fire but by the time they rescued him he had hit his head and gotten temporary amnesia. He grew up trying to remember who he was and by the time he did, he felt like he abandoned his brothers and felt like he couldn't barge back into their lives. Luffy was going to become a firefighter because of what happened to Sabo and Ace was volunteering for safety patrols. They had entire lives that he was no longer part of, but he just couldn't resist going to the funeral. Good thing he managed to outrun his brother.
(for people with no context: here)
Technically, keeping Sabo dead would make more sense in the real world, but I think it'd be more interesting and a bit more sad if he wasn't and Luffy kept seeing him. The first time he saw him was a bit before Ace's death. He told his big brother but he just went "I know, I sometimes see him as well... Like a mirage of the kid we used to love," but Luffy's just like "No, I saw him as an adult! He was real!" And it was a bit concerning but they decided, oh well, he's been a bit of an odd child anyway. But then Ace died and Luffy ruined the funeral because he was supposedly chacing his other brother. It was bad enough that he went in a state of shock for a full three days, but this was too much... Everyone keeps telling him that they're both dead. Accidents happen. But he refuses to believe it and slowly starts creating this makeshift world to fit the trauma of losing his family.
It got worse when he found out he got admitted into a facility. I believe he goes to visit him later on under a fake name, but tells him that he can't tell anyone he's alive. He said it mainly because he knew they'd probably think he was losing progress and double his pills.
As for the rest of the villains (Buggy)... The marines are just guards who won't let him leave - or in Luffy's eyes, suppressing his freedom. (Except for Garp, he's just his grandpa and he's in the military in real life as well. He comes to visit his grandson whenever he can but it's very painful for him.) Axehand Morgan is just an asshole guard who got fired for abusive behavior. His son had the same internship that Koby did and they both left after a while but would come back after some time later.
For captain Kuro, I think he'd just be one of Usopp's lies. Maybe he was an ex of Kaya's (before Usopp came along) who used her for her money and he told this big story about how he tried to kill everyone and how he saved the day and was all heroic for Kaya and sent him running for the hills. Luffy liked it so much that he put his own little spin on it and added himself to the story.
As for Buggy, I honestly didn't really think about it. But if I had to, I initially thought he could be a patient, but I didn't like that, so I thought "Maybe a guard", but that wasn't fitting either. But I think I got it! What would make a kid believe someone is a rival, become an ally, back to annoying kinda rivals and so on and so forth? Well I think one of his favorite uncle's exes would do just fine.
Outside of Luffy's world, Shanks and Garp have a normal relationship of tough love, the only thing Garp blames him for is spoiling Luffy and Ace too much. The boys have lived with Shanks for a long time and had seen a lot of his love life. His first love - Buggy, who was a part-time clown for kids' parties. Makino - who was Luffy's favorite because she would cook him tasty food, unlike Shanks who only ordered takeout. Mihawk - the cool goth, who was neurodivergent, (so is Luffy) so there was a kind of unspoken bond there. And then Buggy again.
In my mind, Shanks ran back to him after Ace's death for comfort. Buggy, now grown with a real job and no longer a part-time clown, stayed in Luffy's mind the evil clown who loved money and that's why he broke Shanks's heart. (Or that's how he saw it...)
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But then I read yours as well and I liked it! I like the idea of him getting help after Roger's death. I think that maybe him or a parental figure were afraid that he was too emotional and could potentially get depressed. So he went to see a psychiatrist and they decided it's best to take him in for a little while, just to make sure he handles grief in a healthy way that wouldn't be harmful to himself or people around him. Maybe that's why he broke up with Shanks. But he was too embarrassed to tell him that he had such a hard time handling death, so he lied about it. He lied and made up a different reason to leave.
And now that I think about it, this - him knowing how hard loss can be, could be the reason why he was so willing to welcome Shanks again. Because he's been there and he knows that it hurts less if there's someone next to you and he wants to be next to Shanks.
Thanks for the ask! I'd love answering any other additional questions if you or anyone has :))
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jmagnabo92 · 4 months ago
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9-1-1 S8-E3 Live Reaction
Under the cut - to protect people from being spoiled.
So.... Athena's doing CPR instead of flying the plane?
"To Land this damn bird."
Josh giving the phone to Maddie to deal with Bobby.
"LOL - are you with the 118?" "No, we're in a stolen truck."
LOL the reference to "didn't know you were british" - "it's called acting son". (Since Oliver is British - I didn't know that either)
This kid is really doing the work.
Bobby's surprisingly calm. I do love that look btw Buck and Bobby.
OMG - this is rough and scary.
Holy shit all the trunks and ambulances.
LOL the reference to the Cruise Ship.
"I told him you were busy but he was insistent." (Yeah, 'cause he's her husband).
"You got a runway in your back pocket?"
Love Bobby being like "I'm going to create one for you"
Honestly, I would be freaking out if I was Bobby, but he's calm, cool and collected - and sharing knowing looks w/ Buck.
"Why has there been an accident?" - "There might be."
Buck stealing this guys' bike - "Seriously??" - "Yeah let's go."
The crew looking so confused.
"Do I sound unsure to you?" - Athena's like, Come On Bitches.
LOL Athena turn to Jem - you got this? - NO I CRASH IN THE GAME. OMG Athena's face.
Buck trying to stop people and not get run over. Just realizes Bobby really couldn't have done this without Bobby.
Jem hitting the seatbeat sign... LOL.
OH, Josh - you sweet naive man.
He did it!
"We just got ourselves a runaway." - the Look on Brad's face is hilarious.
Aww these two are sweet.
Almost letting the kid do it - really????
This is aganizing.
Buck turning around as she goes over them. AHHHH.
Aww they hit that sign.
AHHH Bobby just putting his hands up like he can stop it. LOL
They made it - OF COURSE.
Aw Jem/Athena hug <3
Bobby "check in with that firefighter".
Go away, Brad - LOL Brad fainting. "Buck, we got another one."
WHAT THE FUCK - A FIRE ON THE PLANE.
And Athena not just leaving - you've done enough, COME ON.
Buck forgetting that it's a TV rig and not the real truck. LOL.
"That was the plan - I think I got a better one."
Bobby immediately taking control of the 118 as Captan :). In Hen's words, "I'm just going with it."
Awww the moment btw Bobby & Athena - I've got you.
LOL "We're going to need a really big tow-truck"
LOL Bobby not knowing about Gerard and Chim referring to him as a "guest cap". & Telling him it's more fun not to explain.
The GUY GOT OUT? And he was a fake!!!
Bobby totally just lied and it's hilarious.
"You're not going to like this - the airport." Yeah, after that chaos, I wouldn't go on a plane for a long time.
LOL this guy is like "I gotta do paperwork and call my boss - so need a ticket" sees Athena's badge - "That works too"
"That's what you get for being on your phone all day" - Athena's LOOK.
Jenkins jumping in front of the bullet! Using his shiv!!! AHHHH!
LOL - "I finally shanked somebody!"
"I can't take you anywhere!" - HAHAHAH.
It's interesting that they're keeping Athena's landing the plane a secret.
IT WAS THE GUYS IDEA to get ahead of it? Damn.
Hopefully this scene means Athena's moving on from Emmett and everything.
Was he a good man besides the killing of Emmett? Like his family only knows him as a good man.
FUCK Gerard is back???
HOW THE FUCK???
An explanation point??? Crapper is in need of your loving touch???
Buck looks terrified. HOLY SHIT GERARD IS HUGGING HIM????
I love the faces made by the team though.
God that was hilarious.
Anyway, glad the plane crash is over - no more bees, but Gerard is still around???
I'm sorry, still laughing at that ending.
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allthatmay · 8 months ago
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The idea for this fic has been haunting my brain all day, so much so that when I sat down to write CH4 TCoH, I started writing this instead... UM, sorry? Not sorry?
"Ace gets a new job and doesn't read the contract."
(I'll be posting this as a one-shot some time in the near future...)
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It was only Ace’s first day on his new job and, already, he wasn’t fitting in. The people he worked with could tell he didn’t really belong there: he had no degree nor formal higher education to speak of; his suit was clearly second-hand; and he had this lilt to his voice that couldn’t disguise his upbringing, not that he really tried. See, Ace didn’t much care that he wasn’t fitting in, especially not when surrounded by a crowd of morally–bankrupt assholes. That he had ever agreed to work at a law firm like Gold & Silvers was a miracle in itself; he would not compromise his values even more by trying to become these people’s friends.
Or, so Ace had thought before meeting his new boss, Shanks Silvers.
“Sorry that I’ve only now had the time to speak with you,” were the first words he said to Ace. “I wanted to catch you this morning, but no such luck.”
It didn’t quite occur to Ace that Shanks was his boss at first, despite the fact that they had met once before. No, he spent the first few moments of their encounter absolutely dazzled by the crisp cut of Shanks’ suit, and the gleam of his red hair, his eyes, his smile. A man so handsome surely didn’t work at a law firm, Ace’s tired self reasoned; it was already 5PM, and his brain was overfilled with the names and faces of everyone he’d met that day.
“Oh, er, it’s cool,” Ace said. “I’ve been”—he gestured vaguely at the mountain of paperwork on his desk that had gone unfinished by his predecessor—“busy.”
“Right.” Shanks’ smile was as sharp as the lines of his suit. “Busy. Think you can spare a little time for me, Ace?”
Ace shrugged and got to his feet. He threw his suit jacket over the back of his chair and stretched out his arms, sighing in relief. “Sorry. I’m not used to sitting at a desk all day.”
“You don’t say,” Shanks mused. “Yes, I think I remember reading that you worked in firefighting, right?”
Ace blinked, perplexed, then felt his cheeks burn as he was hit over the head by the realisation that this man was his boss!
“Of course,” he said in mortification, made worse by the way Shanks’ smile grew wide enough to show off his pretty teeth. Usually, Ace only smoked socially, but oh, how he wanted a cigarette at that moment. “Yeah, firefighting. I got injured, you know. Had to get a new career.”
“A damn shame.” Shanks’ gaze dropped to Ace’s feet, then dragged all the way back up until their eyes met again. “Your injury won’t affect your duties, will it?”
“Naw, ‘course not. I feel almost good as new, really, but my brothers weren’t too happy about me rejoining the firefighters, so…” Ace scratched at his neck, feeling hot. “So, uh, what did you need me for?”
“Right.” Shanks indicated to his office along the hall. “This way, then. I think we both need a break.”
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jainiss · 1 year ago
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hello!
bringing assumptions about how one piece characters would be in the real world, nowadays.
Hope you guys like it ~
Ps: forgive me if there are english mistakes. English is not my native language.
Ps2: these are guesses at what I think it would be. all fictional.
Luffy might be a professional athlete, known for his incredible physical abilities and love for adventure sports. He'd likely have a reputation for fearlessness and an insatiable appetite.
Zoro could be a skilled martial artist or a renowned swordsman. He might run his own dojo and have a strict training regimen.
Nami might be a brilliant cartographer or meteorologist, working to understand and predict weather patterns. She'd likely have a deep appreciation for the ocean.
Usopp might be a talented storyteller or filmmaker, because of his vivid imagination and ability to create thrilling tales.
Sanji could be a world-class chef with a Michelin-starred restaurant. He'd be famous for his culinary skills and chivalrous attitude towards women.
Chopper might be a groundbreaking scientist or doctor, specializing in human-animal hybrid research or rare diseases.
Robin could be an archaeologist, dedicated to uncovering hidden historical truths and ancient mysteries.
Franky could be a genius engineer, known for designing cutting-edge machinery and vehicles. He'd probably be passionate about sustainability and clean energy.
Brook might be a famous musician, known for his unique style and charisma. He'd have a legendary career spanning decades.
Jinbe could be a prominent marine biologist or ocean conservationist, working to protect marine life and ecosystems.
Ace could be a firefighter or a humanitarian, helping people in disaster-stricken areas.
Hancock might be a famous fashion model or actress, known for her beauty and charisma.
Buggy could be the owner of a popular circus or a comedic actor renowned for slapstick humor.
Doflamingo might be a charismatic but morally ambiguous business tycoon, running a vast and influential corporation.
Mihawk would be a master swordsman and the head of a prestigious martial arts school, and he'd be known for his unmatched skills with a sword. Mihawk might also be a collector of rare and antique blades, with his private museum showcasing the finest swords from around the world.
Shanks would be a famous explorer and maritime archaeologist, leading daring expeditions to uncover hidden treasures and ancient shipwrecks. He might also run a foundation dedicated to ocean conservation, using his wealth and influence to protect marine life and ecosystems.
Byebye~~
© jainiss ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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lockes-woods · 11 months ago
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A Rose's Thorns
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When Ash moved back to the east coast they were set on experiencing new things. They had a new apartment, a new job, and a new outlook on life. One thing they didn't account for was meeting their true mates less than a day into that new life, but the universe worked in mysterious ways.
(When originally posting this Ash was just a placeholder for the reader's name. Since working on the latest chapter I realized I fleshed out Ash way more than one would for a reader insert. Because of this, I have changed this story from a reader insert to a canon x OC story. The OC is Ash Williams and I hope you enjoy getting to know them as much as I enjoy writing them.)
(Mishanks/nonbinary oc)
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
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lboogie1906 · 11 months ago
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Gary David Gayton (born February 25, 1933) in Seattle to Virginia Clark and John J. Gayton. His ancestors were some of the earliest African Americans to settle in the city. He earned a scholarship to the University of Washington. He earned a BA with honors in Political Science from the school. He served for two years in the Army.
He received an L.L.B. from Gonzaga University and was appointed to the position of Assistant US Attorney. He presented the first Federal prosecution involving a National College Athletic Association college basketball case of point fixing. He successfully sued the State of Washington to allow Northwest Native Americans to sell fish outside of reservation property boundaries. He was selected as a delegate to President Lyndon B. Johnson’s first White House Civil Rights Conference.
He formed the private firm of Stern, Gayton, Neubauer, and Brucker. He received telephone threats from angry opponents of his clients and their causes. In addition to his work with the Black Panthers and anti-war activists, he successfully argued the antidiscrimination case of Trish Bostrom, a female athlete at the University of Washington and he successfully defended Seattle Mayor Wes Uhlman’s appointment of Claude Harris as Seattle’s first Black fire chief when the appointment was challenged by powerful national firefighters and police organizations. He was appointed as Special Assistant to the US Secretary of Transportation in the Administration of President Jimmy Carter. He wrote guidelines for minority and women-owned business programs, which were adopted by the Carter Administration.
He returned to Seattle and became an investment banker in addition to his work as an attorney. He was appointed to serve on President-Elect Bill Clinton’s transition team into the White House. He was appointed by President Clinton to the executive committee of the National Advisory Council for the Small Business Administration. He was Senior Vice President of Siebert Brandford Shank & Company, a New York-based bond underwriting firm. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence #sigmapiphi
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atlanticcanada · 2 years ago
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Lacrosse life has NLLers balancing day jobs and professional sports
Most professional athletes make hundreds of thousands of dollars playing their sports but that's not the case for players in the National Lacrosse League.
The majority of professional lacrosse players have other jobs they work during the week, with weekends from December until May reserved for competition.
Balancing work and lacrosse can be a lot to handle for these athletes doing double duty.
"It can be a grind," says Halifax Thunderbirds forward Austin Shanks.
When he's not scoring goals, Shanks is busy putting out fires. He joined the Toronto Fire Service in July.
"When I'm at fire, it's full fire," said Shanks. "Once I get home, it's back to lacrosse, watching film, getting ready for practice and going to the gym."
Shanks missed the preseason while completing his training at the fire academy and had to miss his team's last game in New York while working a weekend shift.
Firefighting comes first right now.
"It's tough being away from the team when I have fire or being away from fire when I have lacrosse because I feel like they are both my team," said Shanks.
Thunderbirds head coach Mike Accursi knows what it's like to juggle two professions. He's a teacher in Ontario and played 17 seasons in the National Lacrosse League.
It's a lot of trains, planes and automobiles," said Accursi. "You teach until Friday then you fly somewhere, then you get back on home Sunday and then it's back to work. It's a seven-day-a-week kind of grind but if you ask anybody, nobody would change anything about it."
Luke Magnan is a rugged defender on the floor and during the week, he's in the classroom teaching high school at The Hill Academy, an independent high school that specializes in lacrosse and hockey development.
"There are some days that are tougher than others," said Magnan. "But everybody is going through it.”
The average salary in the NLL is around US$25,000, and the majority of players have other jobs.
"I'd say there's very few that do it full time. And if they do it full-time, they are probably working for the team," said Accursi.
One thing all these players have in common is a shared passion for the game.
"I love to teach and I love teaching at The Hill but being able to play, I want to do it for as long as I can," said Magnan.
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Imagining young Shanks (like eighteen to twenty) as a relatively new captain and just totally in over his head after their first major fight with the Marines.
Like his goofy ass wouldn't have made it early on without Benn.
Pretty sure he took to Luffy so much because he saw himself in him, totally hopeless but ambitious enough to make up for it.
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"Alright, got the list of damages from the firefight."
*arms crossed and nodding* "Uh-huh."
"Minor damages at the lower aft. We've got a slow leak that's going to need to be patched up as soon as we make port."
*nod nod* "Uh-huh."
"Down a couple barrels of black powder, damn near out of rounds..."
*twitching slightly* "Uh-huh."
"Some damages to our food storage, we lost about a quarter of our rations. Everything totals up to about..."
*Benn notices the blank look on his face*
*eyes wide and just staring at first mate*
*slowly* "...twelve...thousand berries..." *raises eyebrow* "Captain?"
*not a thought behind those eyes honestly*
"I have no idea what I'm doing and I need an adult."
*pinching the bridge of his nose* "You are an adult—"
*groaning and arms falling limp* "I need a more adult adult!"
*eye twitch*
*grumbling* "Why the hell did I join this crew..."
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greatwyrmgold · 7 months ago
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Something about stabbing Barem with broken chopsticks makes the violence feel so much more intense than if he tried to chainsaw him. It's more primal. More personal.
From a Doylist perspective, more "primitive" and direct violence is (perhaps counterintuitively) used to convey increased intensity and (more intuitively) instinctive savagery. The soldier goes from hunkering down against tanks or artillery, to firefights with other infantry, to knife fights, to fistfights.
That's where Denji's at right now. He's just reacting to whatever happens to him. He's hungry, so he asks for sushi. He sees Barem, so he tries to shank him. Barem mentions Nayuta, so he holds back. Things keep happening to him, and he still hasn't processed what happened while he was dismembered.
I honestly don't remember if we've ever seen Denji this genuinely angry...
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