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blouisparadise Ā· 5 months ago
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Today we have a rec list of bottom Louis fics where Louis and/or Harry have popular jobs such as firefighter, flight attendance, florist, and mechanic. Since we get requests for rec lists with these particular jobs often, we decided to compile them into one list. We're marked each fic according to which job it features. If you enjoy our rec lists, please be sure to like and reblog the post to help spread the word. Happy reading!
1) December | Not Rated | 1,924 words | šŸ’
Magic happens here, in December.
2) Pilot | Teen & Up | 5,279 words | āœˆļø
ā€œWe have fifteen minutes.ā€ Harry glanced down at the watch on his wrist. ā€œHow fast do you think my tongue can make you come?ā€ Still against the wall, Louis felt a shiver run from the back of his neck down his spine. In three years walking on moving planes, heā€™d never had such zero control over his legs. At least not until now.
3) Your Apathyā€™s Like A Wound In Salt | Explicit | 5,312 words | šŸ› ļø
ā€œWhat a fucking ass!ā€ Louis shifts his body so heā€™s completely facing away from the scene. ā€œI asked him last night to fix my car and he said he would accept a payment in the form of me sucking his dick. I guess heā€™s really desperate, I canā€™t believe him.ā€ Louis rolls his eyes, finishing off his drink in one go. Niall shakes his head and shrugs, ā€œI told you to ask any other mechanic in town but you didnā€™t listen to me.ā€ ā€œWell, I didnā€™t think he would fucking say that now did I, Niall?ā€ ā€œLouis,ā€ Paige rests a manicured hand on his shoulder, ā€œSo, youā€™re saying you still wouldnā€™t hit it?ā€ ā€œMy ex?ā€ She nods. ā€œYeah, Iā€™d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or a baseball bat.ā€ Suddenly, Niall spits out his beer all over the table as Paige bursts out laughing. ā€œFucking ruthless, you are.ā€ Niall runs a hand through his styled hair.
4) Oil and Lube | Explicit | 5,552 words | šŸ› ļø
The one where Harry's a car mechanic and Louis' engine can't seem to stop revving around him.
5) A Place To Call Home | Mature | 8,113 words | šŸ’
The thing is, heā€™s pretty sure heā€™s found home in a person in his life, someone whoā€™s been essential in everything heā€™s done since he was seven years old. Through every broken bone, through every breakup, through every failure; through every triumph, personal and professional, and every goal he has scored in his time in Man U, thereā€™s been someone there for it all.Ā  Thatā€™s his best mate. Harry. A twenty-two year old with the kindest heart known to man, a slow drawl that is entirely too endearing, with the dreams to open up his own flower shop. A quiet and earnest boy with those he doesnā€™t know, and open and honest and absolutely lovely with those he loves.Ā  It all hits him, really, the night of their final game of the Premier League. Again, timing is not his fortĆ©. Theyā€™re gearing up, ready to hit the field for the second half against Liverpool that determines their ranking in the League, when his brain decides to come online (after seventeen years, apparently), and conveniently supply him with the revelation that oh yeah, youā€™re kind of in love with your best friend.
6) If This Room Was Burning | Explicit | 8,629 words | šŸ”„
Where Louisā€™ cat gets stuck on the roof and Harry is the firefighter who ends up saving her.
7) Decorated Emergency | Not Rated | 10,359 words | šŸ”„
So what if they kissed once. It was the end of a shift that had seemed to drag on for twelve days instead of twelve hours. Their doctor was slow and felt the need to transfer every single patient, putting more work on every member of staff. Harry was stressed. Louis was the one who crowded him up against the door in the break room. It was Louis' fault, he was always pulling shit.
8) Taking The Long Way Home | Mature | 12,499 words | šŸ› ļø
Coming home from the beach, Louis' car breaks down and he has to call mechanic Harry.
9) Bloom | Explicit | 24,887 words | šŸ’
Note: This fic is locked and can only be read by AO3 users.
Harry tucks the flower into the top pocket of Louisā€™ jacket, patting over his heart just once. ā€œWhat is it?ā€ Louis asks, eyeing the sunny little yellow flower, a bit like a buttercup, ā€œItā€™s lovely.ā€ Harry pushes a piece of hair behind his ear and smiles, ā€œItā€™s a primrose. I got them in this morning, reminded me of you.ā€
10) A Trail Of Honey Through It AllĀ | Explicit | 27,083 words | šŸ› ļø
The boy in front of him, well really, the man in front of him, was like something out of a confusing wet dream. Built, tall, tan and muscular, his skin glistened with sweat after a long day of working outdoors with his hands. He was wearing a cut up old American football shirt, the bottom hem was torn and the sleeves were cut off to the point where the t-shirt was really just a loose tank top. The shorts he had on had clearly been full length jeans at one point, and were now just crudely cut off above the knee. His white socks were pulled up too high on his calves, and the brown work boots he had on were old as fuck, the leather peeling along the edges of the soles. Curly brown hair stuck out from the edges of his backwards snapback, and there was a smudge of grease wiped along his brow bone. The smattering of hair along his jaw proved that he hadnā€™t shaved in a week or two, the hair growing in thicker across his upper lip and around his chin. His sinfully bowed mouth was pink and plump, and Louis was suddenly hyper-focused on the way that he chewed at the toothpick stuck between his lips. He looked like he needed a shower. Louis wanted to lick him.
11) A Hungry Heart | Explicit | 27,601 words | šŸ’
Harry Styles, florist and Great British Bake Off contestant, loves many things. He loves his flower shop, he loves baking, and thereā€™s also that little crush he has on pop star Louis Tomlinson. But when Louis arrives on set as the surprise guest judge, Harryā€™s worlds collide. Throw in a cup of cuteness, a teaspoon of teasing, and a pinch of pining, and thereā€™s all the ingredients for an epic love story, or absolute chaos.
12) Tangled Up And Blue | Explicit | 30,159 words | šŸ› ļø
Kai just shakes his head, making his way down the small batch of stairs with a hop in his step. ā€œHave fun on your weird adult date.ā€ Harry sighs. ā€œItā€™s not a date.ā€ ā€œDad, you already have him in your bed most nights,ā€ Kai sings, walking backwards towards Louisā€™ car with an insufferable smirk on his face. ā€œItā€™s not looking too good for you,ā€ he shrugs, hands curled around the straps of his backpack.
13) You Wish I Was Yours And I Hope That Youā€™re Mine | Not Rated | 31,259 words | šŸ’
ā€œWhat did you wish for?ā€ Harry blushes, ā€œIf I tell you it wonā€™t come trueā€¦ā€ Louis sits straight again, a cute little determined look forming on his face, ā€œI wished that a certain curly ā€˜aired boy would take me on more dates because I ā€˜ad such a good time on this one. And thatā€™s going to come true, isnā€™t it?ā€ ā€œOf course,ā€ Harry nearly splutters. ā€œYeah, yeah definitely.ā€ ā€œSee?ā€ Louis grins smugly. ā€œNow I told you mine and itā€™s still going to come true, so will you tell me yours?ā€ Their wishes were different though, because whereas Louisā€™ wish was cute and endearing, Harry found his own wish rather embarrassing. But he canā€™t lie to Louis, nor can he say no to Louis, so he sucks in a shaky breath of air before he speaks softly, ā€œI wished that I was brave enough to kiss youā€¦ā€
14) Stay Until Tomorrow | Explicit | 36,766 words | šŸ› ļø
Thereā€™s a dull ache seeping through Louisā€™ body as he wakes up; a mild headache from last nightā€™s alcohol intake, a cramp in his right arm from sleeping on it weird and a familiar soreness between his arse cheeks that Louis fully blames on his lousy one night stand.
15) One Heart Broke, Four Hands Bloody | Explicit | 47,429 words | šŸ’
Louisā€™ life is really fucking dull until one day he happens upon the scene of a crime, as said crime is happening. A murderer with big hands and a charming smile somehow manages to change his life for the better.
16) Once Burnt, Twice ShyĀ | Explicit | 52,644 words | šŸ”„
Louis and Harry are polar opposites in every way. Where Louis is a bestselling author from the city, Harry is a small-town firefighter whoā€™s never left his home. Where Louis is spontaneous and spirited, Harry is introverted and calm, never straying from routine. When an ill-fated accident and an exceptionally intelligent tabby bring them together, they are forced to confront their pasts and forge a better beginning for themselves. Will sparks fly, or will it all go up in flames?
17) No Going Back | Explicit | 56,102 words | šŸ› ļø
Sales reps Harry and Louis are bored with their jobs and their lives. After meeting at a conference in Cardiff they hook up, have a few too many drinks, and jokingly apply to become remote lighthouse keepers. Six months, just the two of them, looking after the southernmost lighthouse off the bottom of Australia. Itā€™s not like their applications will be accepted. Right? This is the story of how one choice - a left instead of a right, a go instead of a stop, a yes instead of a no - can change the future forever and that sometimes, taking that leap of faith, is worth the risk.
18) Between The Sand and Stars | Explicit | 63,128 words | āœˆļø
When an earthquake strands flight attendant Louis Tomlinson on a tropical island, heā€™s got paradise at his fingertips - miles of sunny beaches, immersion in vibrant culture, and a beautiful seaside mansion to enjoy. Unfortunately, it belongs to the egotistical musician Harry Styles, whose incorrigible management can do little to hinder his playboy complex. Despite Louis and Harryā€™s abhorrent first impression, contrasting backgrounds, and tendency to bicker every time they speak, who says opposites canā€™t attract? Them, of course, because they hate each other ā€¦ right?
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sunshineandlyrics Ā· 7 months ago
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Credit @ GalMarielena
Louis dealing with a small fire on stage in San Juan, Puerto Rico - 5/5
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cwrotes Ā· 2 years ago
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plaid plaid in a purple morning ; larry
valentineā€™s day au | fluff | 9.4k
summary: "it's february 14 and louis couldn't feel more alone. without a partner, or a large number of friends, he resigns himself to the idea of spending the day of love watching movies with his flatmate, niall. or at least, that was the plan until things only went from bad to worse. or where the microwave goes up in flames and a curly-haired, hugely impertinent fireman knocks the wind out of louis, who can't believe anything that's happening."
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ā€œWhat does a firefighter care what he intended to do with his best friend?
"Were your girlfriends on their way?" he inquires, causing the brown-haired man to grimace again in bewilderment.
The expression on the curly-haired man's face, pretty as it is, doesn't let you know what he's thinking, let alone figure out what he's up to with all this.
"No?" he answers in a doubtful tone, hastening to rectify himself. "Only Niall has a girlfriend and well, huh, it was just going to be the two of us. Just us."
"You don't have a girlfriend?" he interjects, as if that had been the only thing she'd withheld from that entire sentence.ā€
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postcard-from-the-past Ā· 10 months ago
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Louis LĆ©pine dressed as a firefighter in Paris
French vintage postcard
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mapleandgingeroatmeal Ā· 18 days ago
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callmebrycelee Ā· 8 months ago
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MAN CRUSH MONDAY
LOU FERRIGNO JR.
Louis (Lou) Jude Ferrigno Jr. was born November 10, 1984 in Los Angeles, California. The 39-year-old actor is best known for portraying SWAT team leader and decorated officer Donovan Rocker in the CBS procedure action drama television series S.W.A.T. His other TV credits include Louis in How I Met Your Mother, Deputy Haigh in Teen Wolf, Dave Lancellotti in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Officer Kramer in The Young and the Restless, Jett Masterson in Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn, firefighter Tommy Kinard in 9-1-1, Weston Wade in Old Flames Never Die, Ryan in Outer Banks, Trent in Resisting Roots, and Jackson Jacobs in Blackout. Lou is 6 feet and 2 inches tall.
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louieshalo Ā· 10 months ago
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Iā€™ve waited this whole week (to sweep you off your feet)
by louieshalo
Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | E | [17.8k]
originally for the bottom Harry fic fest, which now has a new blog for the authors left behind ! @bottom-harry-ficfest
Louis tried to shove the spatula under the mess again, but when it grated noisily against the bottom of the pan, Harry jumped in.
ā€œNo, not like that!ā€ he said, horrified, as he darted over to snatch the spatula from Louisā€™ hand.
ā€œFuckā€™s sake,ā€ Louis muttered, throwing his hands in the air in defeat. ā€œYouā€™re the one who insisted on teaching me how to cook, I donā€™t know why youā€™re surprised Iā€™m bad at it.ā€
Harry made a pained little expression. ā€œYouā€™re not bad, youā€™re justā€¦ a little careless.ā€ Delicately, he scraped the burnt mess onto a spare plate, where it landed with a soft thud and began leaking pancake batter.
Louis stared at his abomination of a pancake in dismay, poking at it with his fork.
ā€œAt least not all of it is burnt?ā€ Harry tried, wincing.
Or, where Louis canā€™t cook for shit, and Harry is his stressed-out firefighter neighbor who is fed up with answering calls to his own building.
read here on ao3
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parmahamlarrie Ā· 3 months ago
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Welcome back to another post for the directory of fic recs on my blog! If you would like a specific theme or trope, let me know! As always, these are all fics I have read and loved, not all the fics out there. You can find more Fluffy fics here! **This post will be updated as I have more fics in this theme to recommend!**
Of Mates and Men || @bananaheathen || 630.4k Weddings, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff
knock, knock, I love you || beautlouis || 86k College AU, Virgin Harry, Fluff
With My Body and Soul, I Want You More Than Youā€™ll Ever Know || BoosBabycakes || 58.8kĀ Ā  Strangers to Lovers, Mpreg Lou, So Fluffy
Homegrown || casuallyhl || 51.4kĀ  Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Gardening, Fluff!
The Boys of Summer || @afirethatcannotdie || 45.2k Summer Camp AU, Secret Relationship, Fluff
Nothing Else But Us Right Here || supernope || 35.3kĀ Ā  Kid Fic, Single Dad Louis, Teacher Harry, Fluff
With A Little Kindness || @jacaranda-bloom || 33k KidFic, Mpreg Harry, Single Parent Harry, Rich Louis, Valentineā€™s Day, Fluff Frankincense-ational || @londonfoginacup || 31.5k Christmas, Librarian Harry, Firefighter Louis, Fluff and Humor
Has the Ocean Lost Its Way || @kingsofeverything || 28.3k Surfer Louis, Photographer Harry, Fluff, Slow Burn, Australia
daydream about me || louistomlinsons || 21.5kĀ  Girl Direction, Famous/Famous, Fluff, Coming Out (sorta), Idiots to Lover
pink like the paradise found || @disgruntledkittenface || 18.4kĀ  Girl Direction, Fluff/Smut
Everywhere and Nowhere || @2tiedships2 || 16.5kĀ Ā  Omegaverse, Neighbors AU, Courting, Fluff, Strangers to Lovers
balance between you and me || @beckydoesthings || 15.4k Omegaverse, Fluff and Humor, Courting Rituals, Demisexual Louis
The Sorority AU Series || louistomlinsons || 14.7kĀ  Girl Direction, Sorority AU, Fluff and Humor
a picture of love, thatā€™s this house || theprincessd || 13.5k KidFic, Domestic Fluff, Canon
Soup? || trackfive || 13.3k Canon, SickFic, Fluff
Mistletoe, Memories, and Mayhem || @jacaranda-bloom || 12.6k Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor
The Checkout || @silverstuff50 || 12.2k Omegaverse, Alpha Louis, Omega Harry, Awkward Flirting, Fluff
Bambi Legs || @disgruntledkittenface || 11.5k Girl Direction, Fluff, Coming Out, First date
Stumbling Into Your Arms ABO verse || @sunshineandthemoonlight || 11.3k - 2 parts Omegaverse, College AU, Train AU, Fluff
Faith and Trust and Pixie Dust || kotabear24 || 10.5k KidFic, Fluff, Meet Cute, Strangers to Lovers
Like a Picture Print by Currier & Ives || armadillosunset || 10k Christmas Fluff, Established Relationship, Knitting
Just the Start || @littleroverlouis || 9.6k Older Harry and Louis, Hair Stylist Harry, Fluff and Humor, First Dates
Find Me in the Kitchen || @neondiamond || 9.2k Omegaverse, Cooking Lessons, Fluff
Here We Come A-Wassailing || @lululawrence || 8.2kĀ  Childhood Friends to Lovers, Christmas Fic, Fluff, Pining
Sun-Kissed Hurricane, Perfect Storm || iwillpaintasongforlou || 7.6k Nerdy Harry, ADHD Louis, Badboy Louis, Pining and Fluff
The Coach Tommo Universe || @enchantedlandcoffee || 6.8k Omegaverse, Kid Fic, Fluff and Smut, Bakery Owner Harry
Iā€™m sticking to you like glue || peanutbutterapple || 6.2kĀ  College AU, Sick Fic, Halloween, Fluff
Iā€™ll Keep You Warm || @parmahamlarrie || 5.9k Neighbour AU, Winter Storm, Fluff
Wonā€™t You Please Come Around || @allwaswell16 || 5.8k Meet Cute, Fluff, Strangers to Lovers
Everybody Wants You (And I Donā€™t Mind the Gold Rush) || @sunflouwerhabit || 5.3k Ice Skating, Fluff, Flirting, Meet-Cute
Love Mail || @neondiamond || 5k Neighbours AU, Fluff, Stress Baking
Stealing Flowers || @lululawrence || 4.8kĀ Ā  Strangers to Lovers, Meet Cute, Fluff and Humor
touch my neck and Iā€™ll touch yours || gravitycentered, wigglesjoon || 4.5k Friends to Lovers, Roommates, Fluff, Intimacy
All I Need || @tommokat || 4.1k KidFic, Single Parent Harry, Therapy, Fluff
Somersault || @sun-lt || 4k Established Relationship, Comfort, Fluff
Wordplay 2023: there his charming nest doth lay || @bottomhaztoplou || 3.8k Omegaverse, Established Relationship, Nesting, Domestic Fluff
The Wrath of Gucci || louisunflower6 || 3.7kĀ Ā  Canon, Just fluffy, Some domestic bliss
Just a little taste || @lunarheslwt || 3.6k Vampire Harry, Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff
Iā€™ve Been Running with the Wolves || RealityBetterThanFiction || 3.3k Werewolf/Shifter Harry, Human Louis, Established Relationship, Kidfic, Fluff
Just for you || @gaycousinlarry || 3.1k Canon, Fluff, Comfort
All The Way Home Iā€™ll Be Warm || @justanothershadeofblue || 2.9k Friends to Lovers, Holiday Cards, Fluff and Humor
living love in slow motion || ashavahishta || 2.7k Canon, Fluff, Domesticity If Wishes Were Dishes || @londonfoginacup || 2.6k Domestic Fluff
Thesis Management || LadyLondonderry || 2.6k Werewolf Louis, Established Relationship, Fluff, Crack Fic
ā€˜cause I built a home for you || angelsueavenue || 2.3k Omegaverse, Mpreg, Fluff, Nesting
Crowd Work || @littleroverlouis || 2.1k Stand Up Comedy, Banter, Fluff and Humor
Bless You! || @neondiamond || 2k Established Relationship, Kidfic, Fluff
The Wolf Wash || @haztobegood || 1.8kĀ  Werewolves, Kid Fic, Fluff
Goodnight, Moon || @andtheywerebandmates || 1.6k Kid Fic, Established Relationship, Fluff
Wrap Your Legs Around Me || @evilovesyou || >1k Canon, Fluff, 2 Week Rule
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haztobegood Ā· 25 days ago
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This 28th comes with the heaviest of hearts. Over the past few days I've been finding comfort in the many, many ways Liam's memory will live on in the thousands of stories we have, so I wanted to share a few fics I love that feature Liam.
šŸ¦• Hot Zauce by wemadethishome @theeliampayne (NR, <1k, OT5, fluff)
Zayn gets Liam, Niall, Harry, and Louis to try his homemade hot sauce.
šŸ¦• The In-Between by LadyAJ_13 @ladyaj-13 (G, 2K, OT5 friendship, afterlife)
ā€œYou wake up in a desert with an angel, a demon and a grim reaper-ā€ ā€œ-and the accounts manager!ā€ ā€œ-yes, alright Liam, and the accounts manager - and you havenā€™t realised youā€™re dead?ā€
šŸ¦• Hesitate by allwaswell16 @allwaswell16 (E, 2k, Liam/Louis, childhood friends to lovers, college au)
Heā€™d always been in love with Louis. From the time he was old enough to understand attraction, heā€™d been attracted to Louis, not that heā€™d been ready to do anything about it at the time. Instead, heā€™d just supported him like a best friend should. He was there for Louis when he came out to his mom. He was there for Louis when he landed the leading role in the school play. He was there for him when Louis didnā€™t have a date for the prom. He was there when Louis got his heart broken. And he waited. Heā€™d waited until he couldnā€™t stand to wait any more. A college au where Liam and Louis went from childhood friends to lovers to exes and back again.
šŸ¦• The Grundy County Drag Show Incident by haztobegood (T, 3k, Liam/Zayn, drag show, gay awakening)
The instrumental opening of BeyoncĆ©ā€™s Halo filled the bar, and the crowd clapped in time to the beat. Holding a wireless mic in her gloved hand, Veronica Stardust owned the stage. She was one of the most vocally talented drag queens in the Midwest. Harry and Louis had seen this act a few times before and were always blown away at the power of her voice. Liam, however, was just experiencing it for the first time. He didnā€™t know what was yet to come.
šŸ¦• Rising to the Occasion by LadyAJ_13 @ladyaj-13 (G, 4k, OT5 friendship, Great British Bake Off)
The camera pans across lush parkland to highlight a white tent, crisp and blinding in the spring sunshine. Four people cross the green lawn, elbows knocking until one is shoved to the side. The camera shot changes, zooming in on the same four figures lined up in cream aprons. ā€œWeā€™re One Direction,ā€ they say, with cheesy grins and almost in unison. ā€œAnd this is The Great British Stand up to Cancer Bakeoff!ā€
šŸ¦• I Said It Wrong, But I Meant It Right by lululawrence @lululawrence (NR, 4k, Liam/Nick Grimshaw, genderswapped, firefighter!Liam)
Nick was a bit of a disaster, but she was used to it. Or so she thought. She had never known how much she could struggle just to function until the new fire lady goddess angel person winked at her.
šŸ¦• For One of the Least of These by LadyLondonderry @londonfoginacup (G, 6k, OT5 friendship, witches, roommates)
ā€œSorry,ā€ says Harry. ā€œThe fox has a curse?ā€ He looks back toward the living room, suddenly feeling like at any moment some sinister force is going to come rushing through and attack them. He doesnā€™t like curses. Even the oven freaks him out a bit. ā€œCorrection,ā€ says Niall. ā€œThe fox is the curse. Heā€™s human, I can tell.ā€ ā€œWhoa,ā€ says Liam. ā€œYou just let a cursed human loose in our house?ā€ ā€œWell I wasnā€™t going to leave him out there, was I?ā€ Niall asks, looking at Liam like heā€™s daft again. ā€œItā€™s freezing out there!ā€ Or, the one where Harry, Liam, Niall and Zayn are witches and Louis is the fox with a curse.
šŸ¦• bad luck to talk on these rides by wordsnnotes @quelsentiment (G, 10k, Liam&Louis, Liam/Zayn, first meetings and awkward conversations)
ā€œSoā€¦ how did you and Zayn meet exactly?ā€ Louis turned to look at him, and Liam flinched under his somewhat cold stare. ā€œWhat, Zayn hasnā€™t told you? Iā€™m offended, Iā€™ll have to have a word with him.ā€ Liam genuinely couldnā€™t tell if Louis was joking or not. He squirmed a little under the pressure. ā€œNo, I mean, he did. Just thought it would be interesting to have your own perspective on it, I guess.ā€ ā€œWhy? Are you conducting some kind of investigation? Want to know if our stories match up or something?ā€ Liam nervously chuckled, keeping his eyes on the road. ā€œWhat? No, of course not.ā€ He shot a glance at Louis, who raised an eyebrow but didnā€™t say anything else, as if waiting for Liam to explain. But what's there to explain? he thought, half panicking. He only wanted to be friendly, goddammit. Or: Liam just started dating Zayn and is desperate to make a good impression on Louis, his best friend. But things are off to an awkward start.
šŸ¦• Singing Harmonies in Neverland's Embrace by zanni_scaramouche @zanniscaramouche (M, 21k, Liam/Harry, famous/not famous, omegaverse)
Two minutes and seventeen seconds. Thatā€™s all it took. Liam wasnā€™t there, heā€™s only read the reports. He doesnā€™t know if Harryā€™s heart sounded the same as it does now, rapid and high strung. If Harry had frozen at the scent of Zaynā€™s blood. If Harry had screamed, or gasped, or cried. Liam wasnā€™t there, and heā€™s determined to make sure he never finds out what Harry does when one of his bodyguards takes a knife to the chest.
šŸ¦• You Don't Have To Be Lonely This Christmas by LadyLondonderry @londonfoginacup (T, 35k, Liam/Zayn, Christmas, library, roommates)
Louis knew that it would happen sooner or later. He was struggling, and his roommates werenā€™t. It only made sense for them to offer his place in the house to someone else. But now, itā€™s the first of December, and he has less than a week to find somewhere cheap to stay. At least until after the holidays. Enter: an old friend with an old house and a suspiciously empty bed. Happy Christmas, hereā€™s to many more.
šŸ¦• not even a landslide or riptide could take it all away by we_are_the_same @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed (M, 49k, Liam/Zayn, friends to lovers, hurt/comfort)
When Liam was younger he used to daydream about fame, but right now he wishes he was still fourteen and naive enough to think that the things that people would have to say about him were nice. But heā€™s not fourteen. Heā€™s twenty eight and for the past decade heā€™s grown accustomed to being a commodity, being on display. Heā€™s had more media training than he can remember, but no amount of training could have prepared him for whatā€™s been coming at him in the past few hours, for the judgment, the memes and the laughter. For the way that heā€™s suddenly become theirs now in a way that heā€™s never been, not even at the height of fame. When Liam gets outed via sextape, his whole world collapses around him. In the midst of all the chaos, an unexpected lifeline appears in the form of a DM from Zayn: If you find yourself needing to escape, go here. Even though they havenā€™t talked in years, Liam is just desperate enough to go. He doesnā€™t expect to find himself on a farm in the middle of nowhere, face to face with a man he hasnā€™t seen in years, but who somehow looks more familiar to him than the face he sees when he looks in the mirror.
šŸ¦• Live a Thousand Lifetimes by Layne Faire (HisDarlin) @laynefaire (E, 58k, Liam/Zayn, exes to lovers, future fix-it fic)
Itā€™s 2025. After secretly writing and producing their first album in ten years, One Direction is weeks away from releasing their first new single and announcing a world tour. With the whirlwind about to begin again, Liam re-evaluates the last ten years - the fame, the money, the people who changed his life forever - and the person who walked away.
šŸ¦• Crawling on Your Shores by juliusschmidt @juliusschmidt (E, 67k, Liam/Harry, strangers to lovers, small towns and aliens)
"You're a mechanic?" Liam nods. Harry gives him another long, appraising look. This time it lingers on his hands. "Your nails are clean." The tips of Liam's fingers tingle. "Got laid off a month ago." "Sorry to hear that." Harry smiles, soft and small. ~ Liam is searching for direction, purpose, connection, and, ultimately, himself. Harry is searching for aliens.
šŸ¦• Influenced. by zita17, zmmf @louisandtheaquarian @zaynmaliksmiddlefinger (E, 353k+ WIP, Liam/Zayn, famous/not famous)
When Louis Tomlinson goes to bed on New Year's Eve, he is *not* prepared to wake up to a job offer that's layered in more NDAs than he's ever seen courtesy of ZAYN, A-list pop star and Louisā€™ best friend Liam's celebrity crush. But what is Louis even less prepared for? Zayn's Very! Enthusiastic! Influencer! boyfriend Harry Styles. When Harry Styles signs on to become Zaynā€™s fake boyfriend, he's expecting 12 months of good press and a generous paycheck to help launch his hair and skincare lineā€”he wasn't expecting to fall in love at first sight with the man who'll apparently be following Zayn around All. The. Damn. Time. The Entire Year. A fake dating with a twist, famous/not-famous, enemies to friends to secret lovers au where Larry and Ziam fall in love behind the scenes while Zarry bicker in public.
Part 2 of my favorite Liam fics
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beyourownanchor6 Ā· 6 months ago
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ā€”just a silly little something before i drop the big angst šŸ„°
rated: t | words: 8k | read on ao3
summary:
ā€œWhat happened?ā€ Chris asked, looking up from his dinosaurs.
ā€œYou know how Iā€™m working to become a firefighter?ā€ Chris smiled widely. ā€œWell as it turns out, we live right across from a fire station. I think the siren is what startled us.ā€
Christopherā€™s lit up almost as brightly as the sirens above a firetruck.
ā€œCool! Can I see?ā€
ā€œSure thing buddy, but first, dinner and bed.ā€
Chris grumbled a little for it, but the promise of pizza had him forgetting about the fire station in no time.
Eddie was sure itā€™d be the same for him. Once they got used to the loud sirens, the station would just blend into the background. It wasnā€™t like Eddie was ever going to meet anyone there or and end up close with them or anything like that.
ā€”orā€”
Eddie gets a new apartment, one that has a window looking right out to a fire station. He definitely doesnā€™t take note of a particular firefighter with blue eyes and long ass legs.
tagging squad below, just lmk if you wanna be added or removed <3
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welcometololaland Ā· 9 months ago
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thanks @kiwiana-writes and @suseagull04 - sorry, this is a proof of life wip wednesday to prove that i'm still writing tarlos šŸ’œ
ā€œWhere did you learn to de-escalate like that?ā€ Carlos asks, moving to stand beside TK after speaking to the owners of the respective vehicles. No one is particularly happy, but thereā€™s nothing Carlos can do about a rogue pedestrian in the wrong place at the wrong time. At the end of the day, itā€™s lucky no one got seriously hurt. TK scoffs, but the challenging smile he throws at Carlos does unspeakable things to his blood pressure. ā€œYou think we donā€™t get that kind of training in fire?ā€ ā€œI wouldnā€™t know,ā€ Carlos admits. ā€œIā€™m not a firefighter.ā€ ā€œA shame,ā€ TK hums softly, nudging his shoulder against Carlos'. ā€œI think youā€™d look really good in the uniform.ā€ ā€œIā€™m sorry,ā€ Carlos retorts, his mouth running dry at the bold statement. ā€œThis uniform isnā€™t good enough for you?ā€ ā€œThis uniform is very good,ā€ TK agrees, stepping back, his eyes roaming up and down Carlosā€™ body. It makes Carlos feel hot all over. ā€œVery tight. Those shirts cannot be regulation.ā€ Carlos raises his eyebrows in mock indignation. ā€œThey are.ā€ TK shrugs. ā€œWhatever you say, Officer. I just think the Austin FD pants are more flattering on the ass.ā€ Before Carlos can respond, TK walks back towards Cody and Michelle, throwing a wink over one shoulder. Itā€™s so bold, so obvious that it makes Carlos want to scream. Theyā€™re flirting. They have to be flirting. And yet, Carlos has absolutely no idea what heā€™s supposed to do about it.
open tag for all who wish to take up the challenge and some lone star targeted attacks below.
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lululawrence Ā· 4 months ago
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Sus' 40 to 40 Countdown: 32 Days
Today's theme for my birthday celebration fic rec was difficult, because I feel like all of my fics fit this particular theme, but I managed to narrow it down for all of you! haha Today's theme is...
My Most Self-Indulgent Fics
I Can Go With The Flow - Gemma/Greg James, Nick Grimshaw/Harry/Louis (Gemma's POV, established relationship, banter, fluff, polyamory, best friend's brother)
When Greg comes up with the brilliant plan to introduce Harry to their best friends Grimmy and Louis, Gemma isn't entirely pleased. Then again, she never could have imagined the outcome either.
I'm Ready for the Worst - Greg James/Louis Tomlinson (canon compliant, friends with benefits, friends to lovers, banter, pining, angst with a happy ending)
Through it all, Greg's dirty little crush he could never, ever admit to was on the secretly gay boybander that was also the boyfriend and eventual ex of one of his closest friends. It was fine. It was nothing. It would never be anything.
Until, one spring night in 2018, it suddenly was.
Thou, Sun, Art Half As Happy - Nick Grimshaw/Harry/Louis (established Gryles, photography, meet-cute, feelings, genderqueer characters, polyamory)
Iā€™m looking for someone who identifies as male or male-ish (sorry, ladies) who is between the ages of 18 and 40. Iā€™m a 29 year old male-ish myself, for those who would like to know before replying.
If youā€™re interested and are free the early morning of August 7th and would like to kiss in the sunrise with me for the sake of some (hopefully) interesting and fun photos, let me know via DM and Iā€™ll give you the location.
I Said It Wrong, But I Meant It Right - Nick Grimshaw/Liam (partial girl direction, girl Nick and Liam, disaster gay, flirting, firefighters, humor, banter)
Nick was a bit of a disaster, but she was used to it.
Or so she thought. She had never known how much she could struggle just to function until the new fire lady goddess angel person winked at her.
Swerve the Handshake - Nick Grimshaw/Louis (canon compliant, discussion of covid, banter, crack-y elements, fluff)
There's a pandemic afoot and social distancing is being recommended for everyone, but what is to be done to still greet people with respect whilst avoiding the handshake?
Scott and Chris have ideas, and Grimmy becomes attached to a particular suggestion.
All 40 to 40 Countdown Posts
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heartstringsduet Ā· 6 months ago
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Happy Wednesday šŸ„° Been writing this fic for the last few days and trying not to THINK at all while I do...is that a good idea? idk but it makes me hate my writing less and have a little fun. can you believe I would write Michelle into a fic. thanks for the tags @im-overstimulated-and-im-sad @paperstorm
@thisbuildinghasfeelings @whatsintheboxmh @honeybee-taskforce
Carlos wonders what bad blood lived between them but with how defensive TK seems and how Judd has become more reactionary since the explosion, he can see how theyā€™re matches lighting each others oils. Michelle confirms as much as she delicately picks at his focaccia with two fingers.
ā€œI mostly keep out of firefighter business, but these two are constantly at each otherā€™s throats," she says. "Honestly? It makes me want to shake them and tell them that there are more important things in life.ā€
Carlos knows not to go further into what Michelle is implying, because they will inevitably talk about Irisā€™ missing soon enough and the longer he can prolong that topic trying to tip the shield off what he smoothed over, the better.
ā€œReally? Who starts these fights?ā€
Michelle pops an olive into her mouth and chews. ā€œNot sure but if I were to guess, itā€™s the captainā€™s son. Heā€™s been a bit of a seesaw.ā€
ā€œWhat do you mean by that?ā€
ā€œOne day he is super open and friendly, joking with everyone, except maybe Juddie, the next he snaps at everyone and takes his lunch out to eat alone. My office is opposite his fatherā€™s and I hear him heave a sigh multiple times a day because of his son.ā€ Michelleā€™s sharp eyes narrow. ā€œWhy the interest?ā€
Turns out, Carlos liked it better when she stuck to talking about herself. ā€œJust asking.ā€
She hums and leans back into his couch. ā€œI saw you dance with him at the honkytonk. And Iā€™ve known you since you were still squeaky-voiced and hadnā€™t even reached my shoulders yet. God, your mop of curls was cute, you wear it too short now.ā€ He moxes away before she can tug at his short strands. Her grin grows, then grows smaller. ā€œYou had your moon eyes out when you spun him around. But Carlos, he--ā€
ā€œI know he has a boyfriend.ā€ It still burns on the way up. Great.
Her mouth falls open. ā€œYou do?ā€ OPEN TAG &
@welcometololaland @rmd-writes @liminalmemories21
@freneticfloetry @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @birdclowns
@strandnreyes @reyesstrand @eclectic-sassycoweyes
@thebumblecee @goodways @carlos-in-glasses
@carlos-tk @lightningboltreader @sznofthesticks
@lemonlyman-dotcom @ladytessa74 @decafdino
@louis-ii-reyes-strand @kiwichaeng @safeaswrites
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hlficlibrary Ā· 10 months ago
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HL FIC LIBRARY āœ¤ AUTHOR REC
AO3:Ā Neondiamond
Tumblr: @neondiamond
STATS:
āœ¤ Number of fics: 66
āœ¤ Posting Since: 2020
TOP 5 FICS:
1ļøļæ½ļæ½ Iā€™d Walk Through Fire For You (Just Let Me Adore You) {E, 8k}
Firefighter Louis is having an uneventful shift at the station when a call comes in about a devastating fire in a nearby apartment complex. All of his worst nightmares become reality when he realises itā€™s where Harry, his best friend who heā€™s had a relentless crush on for years, lives, and that said best friend is stuck inside among the flames.
2ļøāƒ£ Find Me in the Kitchen {E, 9k}
When Harry sees Louis step in his beginners cooking class for the first time, heā€™s surprised to say the least. Not only is Louis an Alpha, heā€™s probably the most attractive Alpha Harry has ever come across. The next five weeks are sure to be interesting.
3ļøāƒ£ Sweet like candy {G, 4k}
Louis is an Alpha with an odd obsession for gummy bears. Harry is an Omega who makes friends a little too easily. They meet on the bus.
4ļøāƒ£ On Thin Ice {E, 16k}
As the goaltender for one of the best hockey teams in the world, Harry never expected participating in his second winter Olympics would be so eventful. His hidden long-term relationship with the captain of their biggest rival team may have something to do with it.
5ļøāƒ£ Naturally {E, 5k}
When PE teacher Louis first gets assigned to be a chaperone on a weekend long camping trip with a bunch of high school seniors, heā€™s not too excited about it. That changes when he finds out his fellow Music teacher Harry, who Louis happens to have a massive crush on, is also coming.
HIDDEN GEM:
šŸ’Ž Foreshadowing {NR, 666 words}
Alone at home on a rainy Friday night, Harry reads a story that resembles his own life a bit too closelyā€¦
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1dfanficbookclub Ā· 5 months ago
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Pride Month Fic Recs!
We hope you guys had a wonderful Pride Month this year! Here is a selection of pride fics recommended to us by our lovely members and the lovely people of tumblr and twitter.
Coloured text used to show the reasons that people submitted these fics. We also gave them the option to add their names and usernames if they wanted.
~ Our Post On Twitter ~
āœ© Submitted by our lovely members āœ©
California Sold by isthatyoularry / @isthatyoularry Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Mature | 123k | Fake/Pretend Relationship, Friends to Lovers
Notoriously closeted boyband member Harry Styles is famous on a global scale, meanwhile Louis, as his best friend, is back home in Manchester, living the typical life of a 24 year old. When Harry needs Louis with him in LA, a publicity stunt gone wrong changes their friendship forever. A fake-relationship AU between two lifelong best friends. Demisexuality Representation Fic Post
love is a word (you gave it a name) by CuckooTrooke / @larrydoinglaundry Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Explicit | 158.8k | Internalized Homophobia, Closeted Louis Tomlinson, Genderfluid Harry Styles, Gender Euphoria, Age Difference
After two decades in brutal show business, Louis Tomlinson is trying to restore his tranquility of mind in the peace of Northern Europe where the sun barely sets, Maria's bar is always open, and young Harry has an irresistible spark in his eyes. I love how it explores both Louis' journey with his sexuality and Harry's journey with his gender identity. It made me comforted to hear the journey that Harry had in terms of gender and it made me feel more comfortable in my own journey with my gender - Ash
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Wouldn't It Be Nice by pinkskies Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Mature | 36.6k | Trans Harry, Asexual Louis, College AU
Louis goes to pride for the first time and meets a trans girl named Harry, who goes a little too hard and crashes on Louis' sofa for the night. When he wakes up, she's gone, and Louis doesn't expect to ever see her again. Except he does. Alternatively: Louis gets a job at a diner to pay for college, doesn't have a clue how to tell his parents that he's asexual, and is almost positive Harry keeps accidentally running into him on purpose. It's a very cute story, I really like how Harry and Louis are portrayed and I feel it really centers around the idea of pride. Both explicitly taking place at a pride event to start and implicitly just through the characters' relationships with their identities.
The Thinker of Tender Thoughts by SpeakingWithInk Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Not Rated | 13.2k | Asexual characters, cute meeting, strangers to lovers
Louis sits on his hands to stop them from shaking as he adds, 'and I'm ace.' If only he had glitter, he thinks. Coming out deserves a bit of sparkle. There's both Louis and Harry being ace, and it's a cute fic - Nevecath
you came into my life by disgruntledkittenface / @disgruntledkittenface Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Mature | 57.1k | American AU, Queer Eye AU, firefighters, coming out, implied homophobia, coworkers to lovers
When the Queer Eye cast and crew sweep into Louis' small town and fire station to make over his best friend and coworked Liam, Louis' carefully constructed walls start to fall down and he has to face his fears - and the only guy he's ever been able to see a future with. It's a wonderful exploration of becoming comfortable with yourself and being supported as you do. Fantastic characterization and so much joy and comfort. Fic Post
Take the Middle Path by yeah_alright / @uhoh-but-yeah-alright Zayn Malik/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Explicit | 2.5k | established poly relationship, identity exploration, sexual exploration, Dom/sub, light angst
Harry's desires are plentiful and complicated in a way that's always worried and confused him. Being with Louis and Zayn helps him explore the seemingly disparate aspects of who he is and what he wants, and to realize he doesn't have to choose just one. I just really love Harry's exploration of his desires and his identity and the way his beautifully supportive polyamorous relationship helps him find joy in his complicated self. Fic Post
Fics from the 1D Pride Fest! Submitted by @beyondxmeasure
Paint a Rainbow Inside My Heart by cyantific Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Teen and Up Audiences | 22.4k 5+1, solo artist and actor Harry, my policeman, gender identity, questioning gender with both good and bad sides of it, closested harry, coming out
A story about hiding in plain sight and the journey to revealing your truth, told in six acts. Or, the five times Harry queer coded with actions, behaviours or clothing and the one time he was too proud to hide anymore. A 5+1 fic.
somewhere in between and not at all by me_her_themoon | @greeneyesfriedrice Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Explicit | 24.5k | Gender Identity, Trans Character, Genderfluid Character, Gender Exploration, Supportive Relationship
He's always known that he's some sort of queer. There's no doubt about it. When he was younger, he loved the feeling of his sister's pantyhose on his legs, and loved to play dress up whenever he could. But it never went any further than that, and as he got older, he hid that part from himself. There were more homophobes than not in his school, and he couldn't risk anything getting out. While he was hoping that he would become more involved in the gay scene, he wasn't expecting it to happen so immediately. He's barely been in NYC for two days, and he's now surrounded by all different types of men and...others? God, he isn't even sure what to call them. He really doesn't know much. (or, Harry is new to NYC and discovers something about himself, and Louis is there for him. Always.) Fic Post
you made my heart stop by dragmedown / @itsnothesameasitwas Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | General Audiences | 6.1k | Inspired by Heartstopper, High School Coming Out, Homophobic Language
Don't you ever feel like your life has been perfectly composed until one day it wasn't, that everything seemed more than fine but it was not, because sometimes as simple as it might sound or look, it could change your life? OR a Heartstopper AU, but in HarryandLouis Universe. Fic Post
Inner Crisis by Neondiamond / @neondiamond Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | General Audiences | 5.5k | Asexuality, Asexual Harry Styles, Asexual Louis Tomlinson, Hotline Operator Harry Styles
Louis calls an LGBTQ+ crisis hotline after coming out as asexual to his friends and family doesn't quite go as well as he'd hoped. Harry answers his call. Fic Post
Ask Him by LinksLipsSinkShips Lewis Capaldi/Niall Horan | Teen and Up Audiences | 2.2k | Secret Relationship, Coming Out
When Lewis Capaldi gets pressed for information on who he's dating, he admits it... he's been seeing Niall Horan. The only problem? He jokes so much that no one believes him.
The Magnificent Ms. Malik: A Brand New Era Starts Here by PigSlay Niall Horan & Zayn Malik | General Audiences | 2.1k | Trans Female Character, Transitioning, Self-Discovery, Friendship
In 2013, 1D records the Best Song Ever music video and Zayn feels different after he puts on his Veronica outfit. He doesn't know what to do with these feelings or what they mean; luckily Niall is there to help and gives Zayn a new word that opens up a world of previously unimagined possibilities. Ten years later, in 2023, she calls Niall up again to tell him her knew name.
Hold Me Tight (Or Don't) by @hellolovers13 Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Explicit | 13.6k | Trans Harry Styles, Famous Louis Tomlinson, Misunderstandings
Falling in love with Louis is easy enough. Separating Louis from the singer persona Harry has been a fan of for years, however, is not. But she's not the only one making assumptions. Fic Post
Thanks to everyone who submitted fics for our masterpost! Happy reading!
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Napoleon and Water
Excerpt from the book Aaron Burr in Exile: A Pariah in Paris, 1810-1811, by Jane Merrill and John Endicott
Aaron Burr lived in Paris for 15 months, and this book goes into detail about those years living under Napoleonā€™s rule. This part focuses on Napoleonā€™s water related reforms.
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Napoleonā€™s fountains gave drinking water to the population, that is, children drank water, not beer. The water was free, not purchased. And the apartment would have had a separate water closet equipped with squat toilets (adopted from the Turks) and a bucket to wash it after use. Some restaurants and cafes had W.C.s, even one for ladies and one for gents. These were hooked into the sewer system that branched under each important street.
Napoleon merits points for delivering fresh water to Paris. If serving Paris with water from the d'Ourcq River by canals was not be a consummate success, Paris gained 40 new fountains, and the emperor commanded that fountains run all day (instead of a few limited hours) and that the water be free of charge.
Perhaps the most laudable of Napoleonā€™s policies were utilitarian city works, especially bringing clean water and sanitation to Paris. The improvements to infrastructure included new quays to prevent floods, new gutters and pavement, new aqueducts and fountains, and relocating cemeteries and slaughterhouses to the outskirts of the city. This was also a way of keeping up employment. An Austrian aristocrat in town during Napoleonā€™s wedding to Marie-Louise wrote his mother, in Vienna: ā€œNothing can give an idea of the immense projects undertaken simultaneously in Paris. The incoherence of it is incredible; one cannot imagine that the life of a single man would be enough to finish them.ā€
It was a tall order. Previous rulers had been aware of the problems and one big engineering initiative, a failed marvel, had been the waterworks at Marly, located on the banks of the Seine about seven miles from Paris. Louis XIV had it constructed to pump water from the river to his chateaux of Versailles and Marly. This was the machine marvel of its age, with 250 pumps that forced river water up a 500-foot rise to an aqueduct, and it was a sight Burr mentions going to see. By 1817 the ā€œMarly machineā€ had deteriorated because it was made of wood, and the waterworks were abandoned.
Charles-Augustin Sainte-Beuve, the prominent 19th century literary critic, wrote that there had been ā€œten years of anarchy, sedition and laxity, during which no useful work had been undertaken, not a street had been cleaned, not a residence repaired nothing improved or cleansed.ā€ Postrevolutionary Paris was at a nadir in terms of both the inadequate, disease-ridden water supply and the filthy streets, which were basically open sewers, deep with black mud and refuse.
ā€œNapoleon,ā€ writes Alistair Horne, ā€œwas obsessed by the water of Paris, and everything to do with it.ā€
Parisians had mostly been getting their water directly from the Seine or lining up at the scant pay fountains. In 1806, nineteen new wells for fountains were dug that flowed day and night and were free. Napoleon had a canal built 60 miles from the River Ourcq, ordering 500 men to dig it, while still a consul in 1801. It brought water to the Bassin de la Villette, opening in 1808. Some doubted the wisdom of having such an abundance of waterā€”an oriental luxury that might incur moral decay. Now the supply of water for firefighting was also much improved. The canal had light boats, as Napoleon tried to make back some of the huge expenditure by licensing navigation, and a circular aqueduct from which underground conduits went to the central city. In 1810, there were still many water porters wheeling barrels through the city.
Now Napoleon attacked the problem of the Seine as a catchall for pollution. Parisians were so used to it that men swam naked in the river and a contemporary guidebook advised merely that the water of the Seine had no ill effects on foreigners so long as they drank it mixed with wine or a drop of vinegar. Thus houses on bridges were demolished and an immense push began to clean and modernize the city sewers.
As this book is about Aaron Burr, here is section about Burr taking inspiration by a new water related invention during his time in Paris:
Remarkably for someone who was very aware of his health, he never complained of the water. He did, however, take an interest in an invention to make it easier to dig a well. When the inventor of a process to make vinegar from the sap of any tree was not in his shop, Burr and a friend, ā€œCredeā€, went to see another invention: ā€œWe went then to see Mons. Cagniard, and his new invention of raising water and performing any mechanical operation. His apparatus is a screw of Archimedes turned the reverse, air, water, and quick silver. Cagniard was abroad; but we saw a model, and worked it, and got the report of a committee of the Institute on the subject. If the thing performs what is said I will apply it to give water to Charleston.ā€
[Bold italics for quotations by me]
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