#firebringer molag

[honeyspawn]

has this been done yet?

[hatchetfieldz]

JEMILLA ( firebringer; 2016 ) gifset / requested anonymously!

(fine to use, credit greatly appreciated!)

[inkwell-illustrations]

Molag: So, how was the honeymoon? Jemilla: Zazzalil got drunk after three drinks and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. Molag: I am sure she didn't mean- Jemilla: She said "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt". Molag: Ah. Jemilla: I love her so much.

[spinachbobsquarepants]

I feel like people miss the funniest part of the "don't be mean to Lauren" joke, which is that the one playing Molag, Lauren Walker, is also called Lauren.

[starkidapocalypse]

I ❤️ Molag

You privileged fucks

[space-and-flannels]

Waiting for someone to put these two together was tiring so here’s this :) Found images on the internet because I’m lazy.

Bluey: Unicorse, what’s your favorite food?

Unicorse: Children

Molag: MMM, babies. They are delicious!

[starcanwreckedpulpparentspoll]

[paranormaltheatrekid]

alright everyone, let’s settle this

An impossible choice, I know. Feel free to share your propaganda.

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

Rewatched Firebringer, you guys are all correct, it is an underrated gem!

Molag best character, need more content for her!

~~~

[ninadove]

Obviously I know this is not happening, because Leaks™, but Chlolila could have been a great malevolent equivalent to Feligami.

Hear me out.

On the one hand, we have this young girl who desperately wants to be loved — to the point that it drove her to madness. She has great potential for ✨ Evil ✨ and can plot very efficiently and intelligently when she wants to (as exemplified in Derision); but she’s impulsive and emotional, and keeps getting in her own way.

On the other hand is the✨ Mastermind ✨ with a deeper agenda (supposedly and very unfortunately, given how elaborate her plan is — I still hold out hope that she’s just doing it for the lolz). Not only is she the first person to recognise this potential in her partner, but she is also excellent at communicating with her, talking her down, and helping her refocus her energy in order to actually get results.

They could have been SO evil yet SO healthy together!

In the wise words of my girlfriend (and Grandma Molag from Firebringer) :

[tis-i-the-lesbian]

If the main Smosh cast* did Starkid’s Firebringer, here’s who I think would play who :)

Zazzalil: Angela

Jemilla: Amanda

Keeri: Courtney

Schwoopsie: Arasha

Chorn: Tommy

Emberly: Spencer

Tiblyn: Olivia

Molag: Keith

Grunt: Shayne

Ducker: Chanse

Smelly Balls: Ian

Clark: Anthony

[musicalcastingideas]

Team Starkid Does Into the Woods

Narrator: Lauren Walker

She's the iconic narrator Molag in Firebringer, if I want anything narrated, I'm calling her.

The Baker: Corey Dorris

I've been on the Give Corey Dorris A Lead Role train for a while (even though I'm very new to Tumblr) so this was easy for me. Also, is "A father who's not the best person but is trying his goddamn best" describing The Baker or Bill from TGWDLM?

The Baker's Wife: Bryce Charles

I'm so hyped for her to be the star of Team Starkid's next show, and I need to hear her sing Moments in the Woods.

Cinderella: Lauren Lopez

I don't feel like I need to explain this one? The vibes are just correct.

Jack: James Tolbert

I've only seen him in Black Friday and like 2 seconds of NPMD but he has such a sincere earnestness to his performance, I think he would be a great Jack.

Jack's Mother: Rachel Soglin

She's my favourite exhausted mother in Trail to Oregon, this is the same part but meaner and without an idiot husband falsettoing in a wagon with a floor window.

Cinderella's Stepmother: Mary Kate Wiles

(She's in Working Boys so she counts as Team Starkid) She has a wonderfully dry delivery and while in Spies Are Forever, she uses it for a Jaded Hero character, I want to see her use it for a truly cruel character.

Florinda and Lucinda: Angela Giarratana and Jaime Burns

Both wonderful comedic actresses who would definitely make these relatively small parts very memorable.

Little Red Riding Hood: Mariah Rose Faith Casillas

Is this just an excuse for a (albeit not as direct) third "Corey is Mariah's Father" casting? Yeah, kinda. But also Mariah is amazing in pretty much any part.

The Witch: Jaime Lynn Beatty

This feels so obvious. Her physical acting, character work and amazing belt are MADE to play the Witch. I am always open to constructive criticism except for this one.

Cinderella's Mother: Brittany Coleman

According to the Team Starkid Wiki, she's played this part in the Baltimore Centre Stage production, so she not only would obviously slay this part, she HAS already slayed this part.

Wolf/Cinderella's Prince: Joey Richter

Hmm, who do I get to play two parts, one who's supposed to be creepy and one who's supposed to be irresistibly sexy? I dunno. Anyway, Joey Richter has such amazing range, he plays skeevy villains like Mcdoon (the bandit king) in Trail to Oregon and Wiley in Black Friday , but also is so hot and charming as Ethan in Nightmare time and as Owen in Spies are Forever. Don't know why I bring that up now.

Rapunzel: Kim Whalen

Soprano Queen, actual princess. Also, I want her and Curt to play an actual couple

Rapunzel's Prince: Curt Mega

Not to fall into the Internet Wife Guy Trap but Curt seems so in love with his wife and I think he would be so good as the prince who would do anything to be with her (God please don't pull a Ned Fulmer Curt I swear to God). Also, if you haven't seen him and Joey do Agony for Shitty Broadway, please go watch it, it's amazing.

[gleedreamcasts]

Firebringer

requested by me! (with help from @twinskeletxns)

Santana Lopez as Zazzalil

Marley Rose as Jemilla

Tina Cohen-Chang as Emberly

Finn Hudson as Grunt

Mercedes Jones as Molag

Brittany Pierce as Keeri

Jane Hayward as Schwoopsie

Kurt Hummel as Ducker

Madison McCarthy as Tiblyn

Sam Evans as Smelly-Balls

Unique Adams as Chorn

Mike Chang as Himself

[themaninahurry]

I've just finished watching Firebringer and it's one of my favourite starkid musicals so far. The characters I liked the most were schwoopsie , Zazzalil , grunt and Molag . I think the entire cast did a really good job as the characters they were playing . Next I'll be watching Starship and from what I've heard it's really good . Anyway I recommend Firebringer to you guys if you haven't watched it yet .

[eparvierr]

i watched firebringer :)))

i ne need ti kiss jemilla or i fear i won't make it

i'm wathcing with the captions on WHYY is that dude named smelly-balls wtf?? nvm it just got explained. idk what i was expecting

"keeri just invented dancing" hell yeah !!!

nooo molag don't go i liked u :(

poor tiblyn imagine holding your arms up for your entire life cause someone told you that lowering them would have disastrous consequences. if this wasn't a comedy they really should've gone into the mental effects of that cause that cannot be healthy for the mind. in this essay i will—

at first i thought it'd be weird for my brain that there's a character named zazzalil but it's not that difficult actually. however i fear you and the chara may be melting togeher in my brain srry

keeri is so me you're so right we're so them we're literally them

i love the feathers on zazzalil's tunic ..,,,, (zazzalil (the character) angelkin headcanon ,,,, mayhaps)

"progress doesn't come from the dEsIrE tO uNdErStAnD like jemilla says. it comes from the need to be lazy." so correct actually

schwoopsie telling The Joke is almost indistinguishable from any random standup comedian on yourube shorts lol

"keeri?" "i'm ready!" sounds like. sounds like smth i'd do yeah. friends can always test their new inventions on me

took me a moment to realize the mammoth was speaking what jte what

"we could find someone to blindly follow together!" i if i may proposw,,,, hbc

i would never betray you like that

"it's the opposite, ice cream cones are cold and delicious" actually,,,,, i used to eat lit matchsticks as a kid. maybe. maybe that's why i turned out like i did (yes it fucking hurts idon't know why i kept doing that .i was a weird kid)

i thought snarl was gonna be something stupid like a fucken squirrel or smth boy was i wrong

"let's... eat... jemilla.?" fun fact the dutch people have actually eaten their prime minister (or some equivalent of that) before. in like the 1600s. i believe we're the only nation to have cannibalized our leaders so slayyy (literally)

because of the way the joke was set up of schwoopsie suggesting to eat jemilla,,, and then the way they all said "fuck her!" and keeri said "hey,, i got an idea" ,,,, i'm not even gonna say anything

keeri having a crisis over the environment is so relatable.

"no one is forcing anyone to drink water!" you tell 'em!!

noo keeri and zazz don't fight D:

MOLAG DOMT DONT ASACARE ME LIEWKETHATKAGAIN IWLIL DO HORRIBLE THIMSG TOYUI . jemilla... <3

i like grunt and emberly but i. have no thoughts about them

"i must be given a certain amount of luxury." L + ratio + don't care + didn't ask + your hat is ugly + i bet your duck fucking died + you talk weird + i bet you smell bad + your makeup is wonky + no one likes yiu

YES LIGHT HIS ASS ON FIRE

NOO they're fighting again :(

"all this can be yours all night every night" spit oit my drinmk you can;t jus say thatr

to me jemilla is the woman ever actually. peacemaker more like [CENSORED]

"neanderthals" WHAT. oh alrighty

AAHH name jumpscare

not snarl talking. i. wha t

huh. finally let my guard down now there's aliens? i. do not know what to make of this

chorn can sing DAMN consider me very impressed

i fear i may like firebringer more than hatchetfield. or at least an equal amount. is that. is that controversial

YIPPEEEEEEEEE YAYAYAYAYAYYATA IM SK GLAD YKY LIKED JT firebringer is my all time favorite . more than hatchetfield more than anything i love it i love ig i love it