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oh so you’re telling me the guy had a 3 page handwritten explanation of his motives and mindset and a gun and silencer that matches the description despite it being a week since the guy was shot? hmmmm interesting
#how convenient#how convenient for them to just find a guy that happens to have all this shit on him#there’s no way it could have planted#<- sarcasm by the way#luigi mangione#brian thompson#uhc ceo#the claims adjuster#united healthcare#sparkle.txt
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#mcu#gosh I really need to find a good style to draw them#I drew wolverine's face FOUR times cuz I hated the way it looked hhhh#this movie took Hugh Jackman out of one of the boxes in my head and put him in a spinning wheel right in the middle of my brain#my art
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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#r2d2#luke skywalker#More like Regular Human Cave Hermit I suppose#and R2 didn’t even rat him out???#I’m almost positive that there was a moment off-screen where R2 and Obi-Wan were alone in the cave hovel#just absolutely glaring at each other silently while Luke was using the rest room or something#R2 probably whirled around that cave bitchily#like Danm bitch#you live like this?#so uncivilized#and Obi-Wan was like#actually I think I WILL go save Leia#but only so I can drop this useless bucket of bolts on Anakin Skywalkers fucking doorstep and dissapear into the force forever#Honestly#the real plot of A New Hope was Obi-Wan desperately trying to get rid of the world’s bitchiest R2 unit#that somehow managed to find him again after decades#R2 found where he was hiding and Obi-Wan was like:#Guess I’ll die then.
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my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone
and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place
only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?
but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree
and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence
and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"
and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"
#i just love the idea that penelope was nervous thinking it's an uprising#only to be pleasantly surprised to find her husband is eradicating an entire generation of suitors#and she becomes a nervous teenager getting ready for their first date waiting to arrive#bonus points if odysseus has blood on him he forgot to wipe off and penelope is like oh HELLLL YEAH#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic penelope#odypen
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Jason, freshly adopted from the streets. Still freaked out, wondering downstairs for breakfast.
Kid!Tim, munching on cereal: hi!
Jason: who are you?
Tim, wiping his hands clumsily on his pants and sticking it out for Jason to shake: Timothy Jackson Drake. Pleased to meet you!
Jason, shakes nervously before looking around: ah. Yeah. Jason.
Tim, seriously, eyes wide and innocent: did he steal you too?
Jason: What?
Tim: Did Batman steal you too?
#Jason finds out Tim’s parents suck and promises to protect him at all cost#Timothy offers his cereal and his stuffed elephant in exchange#batman#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#robin#jason todd#kid!tim#timothy drake#tim drake#incorrect quotes#mine
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those!!! are!!! his!!!! tits!!! be gentle 👉👈
#i love how the series finds new and exciting ways to objectify him every chapter#dunmeshi is just one long wet fever dream…#laois touden#senshi of izganda#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#anime#manga#dungeon meshi spoilers#spoilers#also as the server said:#congrats on the top surgery babe <3333#ryoko kui said:#trans rights#\m/
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♱ Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers ♱
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#count orlok feeding on both thomas and ellen in the exact same way#after leading them to bed biting them right over their hearts grinding on them while being naked#thomas hallucinating ellen eerily hovering above him naked with blood on her mouth as if she's the one feeding on him instead of orlok#smarter people than me will probably come up with a proper analysis of this parallel so i'm just leaving this here#i find the way these three are so intertwined with each other so fascinating#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu (2024)#count orlok#ellen hutter#thomas hutter#nosferatu spoilers#nosferatu 2024 spoilers#parallels#cw nudity#my edit
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tramell tillman is the kind of actor that you expect to look up and find years of theatre experience with at least half a dozen shakespeare credits to his name but then on the severance podcast he’s like “yeah i didn’t realize i wanted to be an actor until a few years ago 🤗” as if his role as milchick isn’t the craziest/coolest/scariest performance you’ve seen
#i love him so much. he’s so cool.#severance#tramell tillman#update it turns out he HAS done lots of theatre in regional productions!! i was too reliant on a couple interviews and his wiki#but i ended up finding his theatre credits and he was once laertes….i NEED him to be hamlet though omg
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a Zaunite jayvik au I’m thinking about writing…
#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce x viktor#arcane#galaxy draws#listen this is a guarantee with me#you give me a hot man I will find ways to make him hotter#i do it for my people
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gf nevermind all that#is this really for that? no but if its post canon bill on earth then it may as well be. makes it nice and easy to find later too#reread tbob because we just got our own (nicely water damaged) copy and i was like. i dont draw him cute enough#i will continue trying to do better#anyways stanley you are a butch woman. stanley transition now you dont even have to do anything youre already perfect#its just about the intent#every time i drew him for the last one all i could think was oohhhhhh my god you are a dyke. to me. please#in other news are there any burned out pushing-30s out there who havent drawn in years? i gotta say. i really gotta say.#get mentally ill about something its great. preferably alongside a few other people that you can use to create a perpetual cycle of insanit#gets you drawing again in no time and it feels great
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THE WHITE LOTUS 3.06 "Denials"
#the white lotus#twledit#sam nivola#patrick schwarzenegger#saxon ratliff#lochlan ratliff#saxloch#CRAZYYYYY#lochy knew exactly what he was doing#i was expecting more but still#i'm dumb i was trying to find a good t*rrent i didn't realize he was j*rking him off i thought he was jo by himself lol#pls don't get 🚩
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I want to emphasize something about the dungeon meshi ages.

So Senshi is 35-36 here, yeah? The dwarven age of maturity is 40, and he’s just shy of it.
When Chilchuck was just shy of his race’s age of maturity, he had a kid and got married. He was 13, and the half-foot age of maturity is 14.
So, developmentally-wise, THIS is how old Chilchuck was when he became a father:

This is even further emphasized with Izutsumi. She’s 17 (and actually turns 18 during the faligon feast), older than the tallman age of maturity, and still reads VERY immature to the audience. By the time Chilchuck was Izutsumi’s relative age, he was already on his third kid and had moved away from home to the city.
Imagine Izutsumi being a parent of three. Imagine Senshi having a child of his own when he was with the miners.
Like. Chilchuck was young young.
#i find it so interesting!!! what a compelling trait to give a character!!!#it clearly fucked him up and we’re seeing the repurcussions of that!!#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#senshi of izganda#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#photos
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