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wife and husband respectively
#finally straight people#alnst#alien stage#hyuna alien stage#alien stage luka#alien stage hyuna#luka alien stage#alien stage hyunluka#hyuluka alien stage#alien stage hyuluka#alnst hyuluka#hyuluka#hyuna alnst#hyunluka#alnst hyuna#luka alnst#alnst luka#hyunluka alien stage#hyunluka alnst#alnst hyunluka#hyuluka alnst
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eVe be upon ye 😋😋😋
#no straight roads#nsr#nsr eve#nettsy's art#DONT FUCK UP THE QUALITY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 😢😢😢😢#nettsy finally draws someone besides mayday and zuke for once#this has nothing to do with the art above but i think eve Of All People would have a notable interest in body horror and#regularly bases some of her more personal works on the genre#not at all to say that she's an edgelord or anything. i just think it's something she finds (quietly) fascinating#the human body as a landscape for fear/transfomation/distortion and that kind of stuff#the reason why her artwork isn't outright /clocked/ as body horror to the average person#is because... knowing eve's style... it's hard to tell what's going on to the untrained eye#anyways. this is unrelated. but i think she would also have a pet girl praying mantis. that's her assistant#if zuke is the reptile guy then nadia is the bug lover of the cast
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"do the opposite of what people tell you to do"
#desert duo#grian#goodtimeswithscar#secret life#mcyt#trafficblr#favourarts#ok to tag as ship#so i posted this to twitter first right#and the amount of people i have in my replies saying that they'll kill themselves is honestly Very funny#anyways im back :))#i missed drawing these two GOD#okay life update in the tags for this piece is: something about finals season just makes you want to draw more#<- has been saying this for 4 days straight now#YAAAAAAYYYY i got another desert duo sketch cooking fellas and this one is a Bit more self indulgent if yk what i mean hehe#<- SEE U IN THE SIDEBLOG
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GINNY & GEORGIA S03E10 Monsters
#m*#FUCKIN FINALLY#otp: I never feel like you're judging me#joe x georgia#georgia x joe#joegeorgia#ginny & georgia#ginny and georgia#gngedit#ginnyandgeorgiaedit#ginny and georgia spoilers#sometimes I DO care about straight people#romanceedit#tvedit#dailyflicks#cinemapix#cinematv#filmtvcentral#tvarchive#televisiongifs#userrlaura
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Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze
#guess who got their final scores back ahaaa#class avg was 60 percent 😭#also I have blocked the transformers tag on TikTok that place is a hellhole#bit of a vent here but it’s so crazy#I was talking to a person I didn’t even follow a while back and we were making jokes like yeah the autobots ship megastar#on my fyp a couple days later and I see them reposting “shipping megastar is bad and gross’ like bruh what#I saw one of my followers commenting ‘yeah can’t believe it’s so popular’ I HAVE POSTED MEGASTAR BEFORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE#I POSTED MY STARSCREAM AND MEGATRON FIGURES RAILING EACH OTHER#I only started posting cause I was like eh if it’s getting banned might as well#these people were poisoning my fyp smh#I’m convinced it’s just a moral superiority thing like all of those people who thought abo was so cringe and then someone was like#‘I secretly like abo’ and everyone agreed that they also like abo and it’s not that weird anymore#Ngl though. it is kinda sad but also kinda funny#sorry for the rant cause I talked about it before and I don’t want to keep on talking about it but those two baffled me#transformers#transformers fanart#megastar#megatron#starscream#transformers g1#megascream#maccadam#its like watching one of those religious couples where one of them is gay and theyre like 'I am working through my gay to be straight'
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Numbers on me being into dudes? Seventy-eight percent probability of latent bisexual tendencies.
#rwrb#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#userninz#chrissiewatts#userveronika#userclara#usersteen#userlang#lookstevie#mine*#rounding out pride month with the biggest chaotic bi around#the beauty about the book vs the movie is it shows two different reactions and realisations#and all are good. none are bad. everyone is different#people should remember that both can exist ☝🏼#anyway well done acd for finally figuring it out djhdfhdj#'probably dont spend this much time convincing themselves theyre straight' welllllll. now we've said it
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trucy: hang on polly you have a hair on you—oh, it’s long and…blonde. again.
apollo, internally: oh my god they’re all going to think i’m STRAIGHT and that i’m sleeping with a WOMAN
trucy, athena, and wright all thinking: oh that’s for sure klavier’s :/
#ace attorney#klapollo#aa incorrect quotes#apollo justice#klavier gavin#take apollo’s tone as you will#because sometimes people assuming i’m straight is like the actual worst thing you could do to me😤#but sometimes i feel like a secret agent😏 like yes😏 hello fellow straights😏😏#also i like the idea that apollo is just SO intent on minding his own business#that he doesn’t even realize that everyone he knows is gay#like he’s so smart if he thought about it he’d realize immediately but like man is too busy thinking about law for that sorry#so he’s just habitually ‘hello fellow straights’-ing them and they are ALL confused#me projecting tbh i’d rather die than let most coworkers know absolutely anything of value about my life😤#which works until one of them IS actually nice and chill and cool#and then they get blindsided when you finally reveal that you actually DO have a personality lol
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waiter waiter more pixane please
#yard posts#ninjago#zane julien#pixal borg#pixane#I love straight people so bad#I’ve wanted to make an edit to this song since like. October#finally got around to it#they are so in love it disgusts me icl#I will be sat for drs3 pixane reunion#I literally took off work the day it releases#I did not come to fuck around
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Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)
Sure has been a year.
#terri#niart#got my wisdom toofies out#well 2 out of 4#still got stitches#idk if this removal lowkey fixed my fear of the dentist?#it was so easy and painless#also finally i'm on anxiety meds jkahsdjash#i also got depression meds but i haven't tested them yet#I'm going to see the love of my life soon again!!!#only 2 more months to go....#i've also finally found awesome friends who don't make me feel like i'm insane for wanting to be cared for#the difference is like night and day#old friends saying hey let's surprise another friend of ours oh also i think it's your birthday on that day#new friends reminding me to pick a brunch place for us to go on my special day#i am sobbing#the right people are out there#don't lose hope#i've never felt this platonically loved honestly#also yes i'm working on the next dragon's lair aksjdhasjkd#just#a lot of things happening and i'm sooo burnt out#this piece was such a strain and i just#don't have patience for art rn#this is photobashed btw there's an actual photo of my typewriter under all those layers#i'm not about to spend 300 hours just to draw a typewriter from this angle kajshdjkasdh#ALSO ONE MORE THING CAN I JUST GUSH ABOUT THE ANASTASIA BROADWAY OKAY?!?!?!#I didn't realise until now that they made it way more historically inspired and i mean bruh BRUH#i have been having a recording of it playing on the background nonstop for like 3 days now#Vladimir Popov I want to inject you straight into my veins holy shit he is a perfect man
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WIP Wednesday (but it's not writing)
Thank you @thedissonantverses and @thewardenisonthecase for tagging me <3 mwah 🫶
Taking a small break from writing after posting a bunch of things to work on my other passion: messing with things. Ever since I was a little girl I came up with the Grey Warden Bellara headcanon, I wanted to give her a GW-themed recolour, and I'm finally sitting down to work on it :)
Lots of rough spots on it for now, but. I'll trust the process.
And if you'd like to read my Grey Warden Bellara manifesto.... You can find it here on AO3...... Just saying..........

Tagging @inquisimer @mythals-whore and @saessenach :)
#anyway. ramble time#I am of course a reborn leathers fan. but the texture on it is VILE!!!!!!#straight up the most complicated texture I've ever had to make ssense of. and let me tell you it makes NO SENSE#in regards to the way things are positioned. one of the maps is so fucking random#for the final version I'm definitely making the blue on the jacket darker. also the pants should be fully grey I think. but with blue accen#also want to make a version without the 3 mln pouches to make it look simpler sort of#and a no-pin version for people who use the hair down mod (mayhap the people are me. I'd like to use it one day)#special thank you to miss dani larkinna for listening to me complain about the fucking UV map of this model#my blood still boils whenever I think about it. instant Rage status effect#bellara lutare#bellara dragon age#flowers mods#flowers.txt
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Me when I hear men talking about Nicole

#the co09 subreddit is a fucking cesspit#worst takes in the goddamn world#the number of people there who will swear to their final breath that nicole is straight actually#class of 09#co09#co09 nicole#nicole class of 09
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I used to have a really hard time bringing up the fact that I graduated from high school a year late without feeling the need to explain why and insisting that it wasn't my fault while simultaneously kicking myself for how much I sounded like I was just making excuses for something I should take responsibility for.
Then I watched Dimension 20's "The Seven" and suddenly I could simply say that I was a super senior.
The first time I heard the phrase "super senior" was in reference to Antiope Jones, a Black girl who had been held back a year after getting kidnapped and imprisoned by members of a fundamentalist cult, and like, girl, same.
So, since then, instead of anxiously spinning out any time I tried to tell a personal high school anecdote, I could just say I was a super senior, and then my brain would auto complete that statement with "like Antiope Jones" and I'd feel good about myself because Antiope Jones Is That Bitch.
That's what the problem had been the whole time. I wasn't worried about how other people would perceive me; I had been struggling with how I perceived myself.
Thanks, Aabria.
#representation matters#especially absolutely batshit and (hopefully) unintentional representation because bitch what the fuck#antiope jones#aabria iyengar#dimension 20 the seven#dimension 20#WARNING: Religious trauma/parental neglect/trauma-induced mental illness beyond this point!#no I'm serious I wasn't joking about the whole identifying with getting kidnapped and imprisoned by fundamentalists thing#shit's fucked; you have been warned#ok so I didn't get kidnapped but I did spend my entire childhood cloistered against my will by my fundamentalist parents#I was home-schooled from grades K-8 and then went to Christian online school from grades 9-11#homeschooling isn't neglectful but my neglectful parents wouldn't have been able to isolate me without it#by grade 11 my mental health had deteriorated so much that I spent most of my time in bed dissociating and stopped doing any schoolwork#my parents correctly assumed the isolation was finally getting to me and enrolled me in a local private Christian school for grade 12#it should have taken me more than a year to complete all my grade 12 classes + a handful of incomplete grade 11 classes & a grade 10 class#but as it turns out I am in fact also That Bitch and did it all in one academic year#I still genuinely thought I was lazy until quarantine showed me that EVERYONE gets fucked up after years of social isolation (wild huh)#Tags! Now with MORE BONUS TRAUMA! (brace yourself haha; Teeth CW)#it's important to me that Antiope is tall because the effects of the isolation and neglect were so pervasive that they stunted my growth#I'm of reasonable height for an adult at first glance (5'3) but I would have been a hell of a lot closer to 6'2 that's for damn sure#if you stare at me for too long I start to look like an animated scale model of a much taller person (because I kinda am lol)#everything about me is teensy except for my absolutely massive teeth#I had to get four extracted because they couldn't all fit#not wisdom teeth just four straight up regular healthy adult teeth had to be extracted due to a painful lack of space for teeth that big#I'm not sure if my teeth are the only thing that grew to normal size or if they're extra big because of some other pituitary fuckery#and yeah being tiny isn't that weird but people have always made a big deal about just how weirdly tiny I am#like kids younger than me used to carry me around like a doll#and now decades later I've learned about Psychosocial Short Stature and it all makes sense haha oop#anyways#told you shit's fucked
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some books i read recently → people we meet on vacation by emily henry
“You asked me who I was, and—it was like the answer came out of nowhere. Sometimes it feels like I didn’t even exist before that. Like you invented me.”
+ how i obviously pictured it: emily bader as poppy wright and tom blyth as alex nilsen
#bookedit#book edit#people we meet on vacation#pwmov#people we meet on vacation emily henry#pwmov emily henry#emily henry#alex nilsen#poppy wright#emily bader#tom blyth#books#romcom#romcoms#barbbooks#ok maybe this is my favorite emily henry book i need this movie immediately#i had seen the news about this film a long time ago and knew that the actors had been cast#but until i read the book i had forgotten i only vaguely remembered that tom blyth would be alex#so imagine my surprise when at a certain point of the book i finally realized poppy is blonde when i had imagined her as a brunette#the whole time!!#then i paused my reading i went straight to google to look up who would play poppy and saw emily would do it and she's a brunette#seriously it looks like she came straight out of the book to me because i was imagining her exactly like that 😭#i really don't mind adaptations changing characters' physical appearance but this one really caught me off guard because i was picturing#poppy “wrong” the whole time only to the movie casting director picture her exactly as i did lol
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I gotta blabber for a sec about how much I appreciate how unique and SO not-simple of an antagonist Olrox is.
like he's introduced as the Vampire Who Kills Richter's Mom, and it was a straight-up murder. Like he fully sought her out, she was in the process of sending her kid overseas most likely because she knew he was coming - even before we fully get Olrox's side of the context, we can tell that shit was personal. Right down to the vivid green eyes, he's giving weirdly chill disney villain vibes. But the entire rest of the show? He's the dude in the bad guy car of the villain train just sitting and judging (OH is he judging) every other person there.
Olrox tracking down and killing Julia Belmont is the most confrontational we ever see him get. Every other scene he's in? He's watching, assessing, sometimes philosophizing, and eventually pulling his own chess moves, but fighting? Rarely! And the additional context of his character makes him even more fascinating!!
Olrox is really one of the only vampires in both Castlevania and C: Nocturne that seems to hold onto a connection to a human's life - even after he's no longer one. He reminisces to Mizrak about being a human during the fall of the Aztec Empire, he chooses to spend his time more like a human than any vamp since Lisa sent Dracula traveling like a human way back when.
Homeboy crossed the Atlantic by fucking ship, at a time when the trip took literal weeks and weeks and he can't even leave his quarters except at nighttime (granted, idk if he *has* a faster way to cross the ocean but it kinda seems like he'd do the ship trip anyways) he chooses to rent a room at an inn instead of staying at the chateau (and boink a cute human in said room, cough cough), and really seems to avoid other vampires - although I'm not sure if that's cuz he just doesn't vibe with 'em in general, or because he really doesn't vibe with the current hot vampire philosophy of the century, which seems to be very heavy-handled colonialism + elitism
I kinda wouldn't be surprised if it's both honestly - given that the only other vampire we meet besides him who spent time in the americas/new world was a literal plantation owning slaver (and unless I misremember, Annette says there were multiple vampires among the rich in St. Domingue), it seems pretty likely to me that whoever turned him was probably a vamp who had a direct hand in the downfall of his nation - coming to the New World specifically for conquest and to seize resources seems like it would be hella appealing for vampires. It would make a LOT of sense for Olrox's standoffish behavior around the other vamps to go back to him having been turned by someone very similar to them, who was probably not just an enemy to him, but part of this massive wave of destructive change in his human life.
like he really gives an impression of actively disliking and withdrawing from every other villain's motivation in this show - and it makes a lot of sense if my speculating is even a little bit close. The vampire's goals in Nocturne would be very nearly the same thing that drove the fall of the Aztec Empire - desire for power and control, justified by some """""natural order"""" hierarchy which really just boils down to 'we want all of this and we're going to indulge in making up a dramatic jerk-off reason why we're entitled to it, since you can't stop us taking it anyways and we've got time'
Dude seems to make little effort to be vampire-like - we rarely see him revel in his power like many other vampires do, as well as seeing him nonchalantly rubbing elbows with humans. He speaks fondly of a man he loved, who he fell for while said guy was still human, TO the other human he is currently crushing on! And I do mean crush, like he doesn't react to or treat Mizrak like a plaything, almost every time we get an Olrox lore-drop it's because he's talking to Mizrak sincerely about things that matter to him. He LIKE-likes this human, to the point of jumping directly into a fight to whisk Le Crush to safety in front of a vampire so powerful he won't directly oppose her! Absolutely fascinating behavior all around.
MAN but I want to see some flashbacks from this guy - as far as we know, vampirism is completely an Old World thing - Europe, Asia, Africa, every other vampire we've seen in both Castlevania shows has been from these continents. Were there even any vamps there at all before europeans landed on the shores of the americas???? I mean, I've heard of one of the old religions in mesoamerica having a suspiciously vampirelike god, but how would that connect to Olrox getting vampirized as a 30ish Aztec man?
MAN OH MAN but I am looking forward to seeing what Olrox gets up to in s2 -I'm burning to know if he's gonna survive the series or not, because despite him being the first villain we meet in Nocturne and doing a deed that usually gets villains the 'karmic death' ending, overall he's not really being written like a bad guy the audience wants to see go down. especially since he's not actually in opposition to our protagonists and has a vested interest in keeping one of Team Good Guys newer members alive. My guess is he's either going to get a similar ending to Isaac, a villain that we root for who actually catches a break and doesn't die, ooorrrrrrrr he's gonna get a Highly Tragic sort of death
#oh wiki says camazotz is from mayan mythology so i have connected no dots actually#although it also says in mesoamerica general bats are associated with death night and sacrifice which DOES sound very vampire-y#olrox#castlevania olrox#castlevania nocturne#castlevania#mizrak#mizrox#FASCINATED by him having (seemingly) turned his old love into a vamp without consent#but when mizrak (whom he is claiming he's NOT in love with) yells at him to let him get back to the final fight godammit#he just ends up watching him go with literal tears in his eyes#ruh roh someone's in WUV DAAAWWWW#MAN but I would pay good money to see Olrox interact with Dracula - the two confirmed vamps we know of who were Down Bad for a human#Dracula would probably be like “My wife is a cooler human than ur boytoy” (and he'd be right)#Mizrak was on the anti-reason/rationality + Protect Churches Not People bandwagon with Abbott Jerkface#he gets the 'not as much of a jerk as you coulda been' award for getting his priorities straight in the last 2 episodes#meanwhile Lisa Tepes literally banged on The Impaler's door and demanded to be taught medicine to use reason and education to help people#im very curious to know what Olrox might think of Dracula's reaction/actions to Lisa's murder#but im DYING to know how he and Alucard might interact this season
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I need to bring up something I think a lot of people forget about double life when talking about Pearl and Scott dynamic in the life series (before I explode) and that fact is-
Pearl forgave Scott.
Sure she still holds a few grudges in limited life and hell even in wild life but also it never felt like genuine hatred for Scott more like pettiness if anything.
Not to mention for being one of if not the most fascinating and well known endings from the series with "tilly death do us part" being apart of everything galaxy duo related post. people really ignore the last thing she says after Scott dies which and to quote from pearl herself
"Scott..Oh Scott.. I guess I forgive you after all"
And I personally think we should talk about this more instead of portraying Scott and Pearl as sworn enemies after double life which is just not the case. Sure they're still bitter and constantly bring up old wounds as bits but at the same time theyre not enemies just people trying to heal.
Cleo and Pearl is a different story entirely though but that's a rant for another day.
#kathspeaks#character analysis#pearlecentmoon#scott smajor#double life#galaxy duo#Fixated on pearlecentmoon#I NEED people to remember the final scene of double life for my own sanity#The way her voice softens right after Scott straights up dies in front of her#they are literally THE platonic soulmates ever and I will die for them
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Gayass Murph pc, fork found in kitchen
#HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!#Finally watching CloHo!#Straight Murph pcs include: frankly vantasmo and maybe kugrash#Gayass Murph pcs include all the other ones#Except for riz whos aroace#This made me think about krudbert I miss you krudbert#cloudward ho#dimension 20#maxwell gotch#I mean I guess Barry is kinda straight#But I don’t think there are any straight people in anarchera#Bi king to me
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