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putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023
#apollo don't fucking touch this one#serious post#not a shitpost#hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day#fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists#i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it.#so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you?#what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown#at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal#i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid#like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies#and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line#probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored#luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap!#watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry#while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent#also eggs are $15
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First section of the anatomy sketchbook has been dedicated to pin up practice. And I decided to reward myself by working with the paint markers :)
#my art#character design#getting into the space mood for some vintage advertisements 😏#just gotta figure out how spicy to make it
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I’m reading Witch King by Martha Wells, and now that I have read more than one (1) series by this author, I have been suddenly brained with a two-by-four sharpied over with “realizing that I really enjoy novels by Martha Wells because they live in the specific niche created by the intersection of casually and thoroughly queer casts and non-romance storylines”
I am as ever a sucker for non-human main characters struggling with their very human feelings, which is why I jumped on Witch King the moment I saw “the author of Murderbot wrote another book with a main character that’s non-human,” but I live in this dichotomy where I can really enjoy reading queer romances but I don’t really identify with non-ace characters (which is not actually something I figured out how to differentiate until I was Last Week Years Old). so there are lots of books out there that I enjoy reading but it’s comparatively rare for me to read something that feels like it was written For Me and Martha Wells does that very well
anyway, give me more ace it-pronouns human-spliced robot main characters and people-eating demons who consider rank over gender when finding new bodies to inhabit
#text posts#martha wells#witch king#personal#her castes and universes are also very culturally and ethnically diverse but I've had ace-ness on the mind lately#so it was relevant to my ongoing thoughts#I never really read books that are advertised as specific types of diversity representation#especially with queer books what I like to read is books that are very queer but aren't ABOUT being queer#so I tend to steer clear when people are like read this the mc is a nonbinary lesbian witch without even really saying what the plot is#but martha wells writes books that are queer and brown and INFLUENCED by being queer and brown but#the characters still get to have their stories be ABOUT whatever fun sci fi fantasy shenanigans are ongoing#((inb4: this is my preference not an overal value judgment))#((I just want to read the same books I read when I was a little kid and have them just ALSO be lovingly diverse))#((and I only really read SFF))#in other news I was trying to figure out how to name my flavor of ace#and then I looked up the difference between demi and gray#and I realized gray is what I am looking for#very very dark gray
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what the everloving fuck is this. why is my own fucking computer giving me reward point activities like it's a fucking gacha daily. hate this trash so bad microsoft
#i will never use macs but windows is getting increasingly shittier and more bloated with absolute crap advertisement shovelware#do i have to figure out how to use linux. do i have to become a linux person. im getting closer to the brink every day
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had one of the…worst days ever. truly a weak finale to age 25! do not recommend.
#it’s probably selfish but I do hope someone draws something for me tomorrow :’)#art is like the best thing ever when its gifted bc it means so much but i know its a lot to ask#anyway ill probably spend my 26th at home playing video games and trying to forget how lame the world is#then i have to go look for a job and buy insurance because today the job i went to turned out to not be as advertised :/#wasted a lot of money to figure that out too#nonsense#and lots of complaining#apologies
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picked up a copy of and read the king in yellow (signalis reasons) and going in was like hmmmmm this probably wont end up being something i take inspiration from for the fic it’d be too on the nose to take inspiration from the king in yellow and i dont want much horror inspiration haha. and then like half of the book is romance anyways im so fucked either way yayyyy
#good book not the best idea to advertise it solely based on the king in yellow parts bc its only present for less than half the book#anyways i miiight do sole stuff with ideas of madness and forbidden knowledge and whatever#obsession is easy i can probably fold that in with the biology stuff. the more plot focused stuff is still fuzzy#salty talks#anyways my favorites were the first and fourth stories tho the one with the cat is also good#trying to figure out how it related to signalis beyond. being literally present. rn im just getting theme inspiration#ive read it once and just watched a letsplay lf the game i think a yter was gonna do vids on the book and then signalis#also. not used to actually seeking out and reading a book that something alludes to and uses the way signalis does the king in yellow#so im just sitting here like. ok what do i do with this now. i have a new book. with surprisingly fun romance for a late 1800s book#i was not in it for the romance and even now im more a fan of the former half of the book but honestly? the romance was kinda cute#the interactions between the characters in the romances were cute it surprised me that i kinda found them fun#this is me talking abt rhe bellum x linebeck fic btw. but also did get the book bc of doomed yuri symbolism and themes
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The next chapter of my comic adaptation of the Hobbit, "The Necromancer," will arrive July 13th! Gandalf explains the history of Thorin's ancestors in an art style inspired by Lotte Reiniger.
#yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeT!#writing chapter summaries is my passion#the hobbit#announcements#not chapters#misc#Im trying to figure out how to advertise things better XD
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I am once again daydreaming of making my own social media platform and how to make it not give a hoot about American laws (no relation to American soil, I'm European anyway) and be structurally resistant to enshitification through independence and community ownership unfortunately I am one inexperienced programmer with not much spare change to throw at such a gamble so I'm only daydreaming
#sfw#personal#ok to reblog#I wanna minimize costs to minimize the need for it to make money in any way. No appealing to advertisers or investors.#Wikimedia and AO3 have that from what I can tell but they both rely on donations to keep the servers running#(I don't shame them obviously but it's difficult and unreliable especially if you're not as big and well known as them)#I know I'm way out of my depth trying to figure out a way to use servers differently but again only daydreaming#At least I'm not the guy saying I wanna make 'the new PDF' lmao#or the guy firing programmers based on how many lines of code they write and replacing a brand name known to most humans with 1 letter#or the guy suggesting users should be able to 'devowel' articles#or whoever's deciding to replace volunteer translators with AI and remove every single useful feature#or a thousand other bad ideas for making more money and stroking their egos. man I just want a little island of weird internet surviving#and yeah alternatives exist but I don't know how they'll avoid dying or surviving wrong either
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🕹️ inspired by A Relic of the Past 🕹️
introduction to USSR "PERI" EAM-83 by MIDPOINT based on Морской бой (Sea Battle) by MIDWAY
For 0.15 SUR the people of 1973 Soviet Russia had the chance to fight off enemy ships through a real periscope viewfinder, equipped with sight windows, a map of military hostilities, a score board, and ship and ammunition names. people everywhere had an entertaining and semi-realistic way to experience the every day perils of the Soviet Navy
Now for 2,700 SUR, ten years into the future you too can experience this with ease, on MIDPOINT'S improved recreation, PERI, equipped with two new ship steering wheels and control panels for multiplayer mode and a novelty periscope, this is the perfect edition to any vintage arcade game lover's collection
A few interesting websites/videos i found during this:
➮The Museum of Soviet Arcade Machines
➮Morskoi Boy
➮Arcade games from the Soviet Union
And a few cool pictures of the arcade machine this is based on:
#80s game#80s games#arcade machine#arcade#retro#retro aesthetic#casette futurism#robot oc#robot art#robophilia#mechanophilia#objectum#ussr mention#ussr history#soviet union#blender 4.1#blender model#3d model#3d modeling#blender 3d#blender art#fake advertising#fake advertisement#donut posting#peri scope#peri scope oc#cici tv#this does have to do with cici#i COULD NOT figure out how to get the rigging to do what i wanted#aoough
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#in universe says that tiger isnt as popular as bunny#but i think if they posed him like that figure he would gain more traction#especially with his rising outfit#a single suspender strap over his shoulder like a girls bra strap#given how much doujin there is that makes him out to be some delicate virgin#theres untapped potental in his advertisements#yeah im posting the photos again so u can see my vision
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For me, I'm one of the ones who knows some of the things that shouldn't be done (don't mention his appearance, don't make references to stardom, washed up celebrities, religious imagery, puppets, loss, fortune, loss of fortune) and I still slip up.
My running theory is that I'm not used to seeing an askbox that isn't just a race to see who can get the largest emotional reaction (and the cool dramatic art that comes with it). There isn't a lot of experience to draw off of that isn't going to extremes.
Ahhgh,, yeah, i think thats whats happening for /everyone/,, me included... I kinda have to hold back on doing those all the time even though theyre so fun... womp.. You CAN mention some of those things, though!! Puppets/his appearance obv not, losing everything..also /maybe/ not.. but i think depending on what is said/how its said the others may work n be interesting. (except for a whole lot of religious imagery,,* ill add stuff in my tags i dont want this part to be long lol) I think also its just a different way of using the askbox compared to regular which also throws everyone off.
#*two reasons#One: i think it would be neat if his perception and understanding of god/religion is derived from the media addisons consume to better adve#advertise.. in his case.. scam people. iirc religion is one of the things used in email scams to get to people and make them feel#like they are obligated too otherwise they are sinful#And i feel a lot of their understanding isnt TRUE because its from an outside perspective#they dont have the same goals and the same way of living#theyre programs#programmed (primarily) to do their purpose and do it successfully#i dont know how deep things like that for them go#They see praying to god = prayer comes true or some other variation#from tv n shit a lot im sure#Which would mean praying to god gets you things or smth#not really fleshed out#which brings me to two:#im not religous and i never have been so i dont really understand a whole lot and i dont think i ever will because of it so i cant go far#with that very much. just. hollow things.#ALSO ALSO if i figure out how to write it im sure he'd blab about how great he was#you can say stuff ab his bs era cause im sure he glorifies it in his head far more than its worth because of where hes at
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I’ve started drafting a Real Fic for The Sinister Potion 👍🏻
It’ll probably be about 3-5 chapters. I’ll post a link here I guess?
#encouragement/bullying appreciated#I don’t know how I’m gonna resolve this plot but I’ll figure it out. probably#archivist post#i feel weird like. advertising myself
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is this how people usually post these. anyway im finally letting this hamugis drabble out of my drafts because im content enough with it. look at my yuri boy
#quinn moment#quinn writes#persona 3#p3#hamugis#femc#aigis#ii hate figuring out how to advertise fic this shits silly
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guys i'm so hype about the 5k word torture story i'm writing for my oc blog 💕 it's got everything: forced to watch, broken bones, power imbalance between captives, bubbly femme whumper, stoic whumpee who gets his emotions beaten out of him ... it's my favorite thing i've written recently.
AND there will be a recovery arc! can't just thoroughly destroy a man without showing him desperately trying to piece himself back together!
#ziptalks#i will heavily advertise it here when i finally post it lmao#my only issue rn is trying to figure out how many parts to break it into
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dont use an internet guide on point and click puzzle adventure game whatever challenge IMPOSSIBLE
#easily one of our least favorite genres#how even is it a genre#like is everyone else so much smarter than us cuz how are you supposed to figure these thangs out#brute force? that really does not sound fun#we remember playing this one game that advertised itself as a version of the genre that Actually Made Sense#and we had to use an internet guide for LITERALLY the first puzzle and we got SO MAD#we do we keep on getting fixated on things where a large part of the content to consume is in a fucking point and click adventure puzzle gr
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Person who knows anything about cars: ah yes 'on E' as in Empty, like a car's fuel gauge
Me, transgender: what does 7-Eleven know about energy levels on estrogen? Does estrogen make you tired? Is that why they're advertising energy drinks like this? Oh wait they mean Empty like in a car.
#danie yells at existence#me trying to figure out how 7-eleven knows i'm trans but got the kind of trans wrong: ?????? very specific advertising
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