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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog
âAh, High General Winduâ, says Fox, pleasantly. âSo we meet again.â
High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though itâs getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. âIf I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?â
Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. Itâs hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. âI am willing to discuss terms.â A bridge will do just fine.
Impossibly, the High Generalâs eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. âA compromise, then, esteemed Commander.â And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.
âWHATâ, says Kote, calmly, âTHE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.â
âYouâll short out your helmet micâ, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. Heâd just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.
High General Winduâs face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.
Because the Galaxy doesnât hate Fox enough already and Cody wasnât enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. âIf you try that again, dickheadâ, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, âIâm going to resurrect you and then kill you again.â
âAh, Wolffeâ, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, âRemember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?â
Wolffeâs eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why thatâs a bad idea. âI feelâ, his oriâvod presses out between clenched teeth, âthat if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, Iâm going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.â
âThatâs fairâ, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.
âExcuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see whatâs so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solveâ, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and oriâvode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion thatâs quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalkerâs back like heâs a race-Eopie, which is Foxâ only consolation.
He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Councilâs chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatineâs unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-
Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.
Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, heâd said. Youâre kriffing serious.
Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, youâll have to catch me first!
And catch him, High General Windu sure did.
âThe will of the Force this isâ, Yoda interrupts Foxâ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. âShake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.â
âThatâd be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last oneâ, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesnât bother with either that or the green goblinâs cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.
âAlright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, Iâm firing all the Jedi. No offense, but youâre kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellorâs office, Iâm calling Dooku to let him know the warâs off. And please get me Judicial, theyâll be up all night working on my datafolders - Iâm having the Senate arrested.â
âWho - is - arresting - â, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where heâs just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.
Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile thatâs all teeth. âThe Senateâ, he says, sweetly, wondering if heâs just imagined the shiver thatâs gone through the room. âIâm suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.â
#commander fox#corrie guard deserves better#sw tcw fic idea#look fox has been planning this coup for a while okay he just needed to adjust and get over the initial reaction of Fuck No#if theyâre sentient enough for their signatures to have authoritative quality on military reports and to be promoted to chancellor on a#technicality then theyâre sentient enough for everything to be victims of systemic oppression and abuse#fox still does not want this position and will yeet it the literal second bail organa isnât watching his step religiously#a custody battle ensues between Corries and GAR oriâvode for who grts to tackle him (affectionate)#it is solved by getting a bigger room so they can all do it at once#thorn makes a point of jamming his elbow in some soft places. cody and co are disgruntled but accepting of this#he has a bit of a point admittedly and wolffe has to promise not to threaten murder again#plo makes him go to another Effective Interpersonal Communication Seminar (itâs the fifth that year)#anakin is initially outraged on padmeâs behalf but she could literally not be happier#fully supportive of being arrested in the name of Foxâ Good#we can still do book club though right she asks. visiting hours donât apply to chancellor probably#fox shrugs. itâs his next act as chancellor#count dooku: live slug reaction#the systemic issues fuelling the war cannot be solved with a phone call but in absence of someone with two braincells to rub together#the whole thing loses steam and strategy steadily#look it was always a sham that house of cards of a republic/confederacy was waiting to be blown over by literally any light breeze#general grievous implodes from pure rage. legend has it his last word was KENOBAAYYYYY. wipes away tear#thorn laughs so hard when he hears all this he cracks a rib#another day another post of utter nonsense#ponds makes sure to give his foxâika a hug as soon as heâs floated down bcs ponds is the best#which is why he didnât get it in the last ficlet for anyone wondering#the only functional one#much like mace windu
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professional courtesy? don't know her
#I've been listening to the first few eps again and i forgot how blatant he was about it#in the fifth episode he literally says#at least it got Martin out of the Institute for an afternoon#which is always a welcome relief#like bro this is a tape you're making for work people listen to these#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#genuinely just drawing the most generic man in the world#whatever series 1 jon was TRYING to look boring and normal idc#art tag
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Dangerous family đŤśđ˝
Trying a new artstyle
#sabaku no gaara#boruto next generation#boruto fanart#naruto gaara#gaara of the sand#shinki#art#drawthisinyourstyle#shinki boruto#boruto#fifth kazekage#kazekage gaara
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i have a theory about shinji, gin, and aizen, but i'm not really sure how to word it.
we never really see shinji and gin interact all that much, which makes sense bc both of them have significantly more important relationships with aizen, but at the same time it's a little odd how much there isn't.
like. gin cut hiyori in half. shinji is understandably pissed about that, but he aims that anger at aizen - and this seems to be one of the very few things in the bleach world that honestly isn't on him bc he never told gin to do that, he never even implied it. hiyori was never a threat to him. hell, we don't even know if she was charging in the right direction; if anything, attacking her implies that she was which is a really stupid thing to do when you're surrounded by a bunch of people who super want you dead and would kill you if they could be sure you weren't tricking them into stabbing each other (ofc it could also be a fakeout but still)
but i don't remember shinji's beef ever really being with gin, even tho he didn't seem to anticipate that gin was working with aizen the whole time during tbtp. so like does he feel responsibility there? cuz gin went straight from academy to 3rd seat and shinji could plausibly feel like that sent him right to aizen bc he doesn't know that gin was always aiming for that. did he blame himself? does he feel like he should've seen it coming? does he still see him as some weird genius kid? does he just view gin as an extension of aizen, which is both dehumanizing to an extent but also entirely fair bc gin did that to himself?
the thing is, since we never really see them interact much, it's kind of only interesting on shinji's side of things, bc gin doesn't really care about much outside of whatever the fuck he thought he was doing and the version of rangiku that he has in his head who needs back something that the real one doesn't ever seem to have realized she lost to begin with. gin's so disconnected with basically everybody that most of the time you can usually assume his thoughts are just "lol. lmao" and there's no reason to think that doesn't extend to shinji as well (gin has deep thoughts on: aizen, ichigo, and matsumoto (massive asterisk on that one ofc) and i think everyone else is kinda set dressing to him lmao the guy is Fucked Up)
anyway i think it's interesting to toy around with that relationship as it was in reality as well as how it might've been perceived, but also in the sense of both of them being sort of opposite ends of the manchild spectrum - shinji leans into his childish side but still has a fairly adult worldview, and gin is able to pull off maturity to an extent but was never able to escape a deeply childish mindset
#bleach#meta#hirako shinji#ichimaru gin#aizen sousuke#sarugaki hiyori#matsumoto rangiku#kurosaki ichigo#this whole post should also come with a huge asterisk that i'm deeply critical of gin's backstory in general and usually try to ignore it#but. since it is canon. it is a part of this post#and yes btw kira is absolutely included in the ''lol. lmao'' part of gin's fucked up little head#i should also note that to shinji it's very possible gin's situation looks like. uh. well grooming kinda#so he might view gin as a victim that he could've saved but can't anymore bc. well. he has jackass-itis now and it's terminal sad to say#but seriously the fifth division was involved with the academy right?#so this super genius kid comes out of nowhere. graduates in a sixth of the usual time. jumps into one of the highest ranks available.#third seat mysteriously went missing juuuuust in time for gin to snatch that seat up too. quite the coincidence#so now he's suddenly aizen's immediate subordinate. and seems to get along with him better than you'd expect for a brand new graduate.#but aizen worked in the academy - he was a hugely popular teacher#so maybe shinji saw gin trotting along behind aizen in the middle of getting hollowfied and thought ''well shit that's on me''#it wasn't ofc. there was no way he could've known or done anything and neither gin nor aizen would've let him know enough to try#but he doesn't know that himself and unless aizen decides to share then he just. never will#and gin will never care bc he fucked himself up so badly idk if he even really knew how to care anymore
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why are you determined to make this joke work sir
middle-aged male tourist at the museum, during a discussion about the cafe nearby and how I recommend their hot chocolate: what's your last name?
me, thinking he's having trouble reading my name tag: oh, it's Surname
him: is that Irish?
me: well, it can be short for Longer Irish Name Containing Surname, but for my family it's English from-
him: if you were Irish, we'd know what was in that hot chocolate! haha! ;)
me: ...ah. well, I have to go relieve my colleague upstairs now, so enjoy the rest of your day!
him, still in tones of high jocularity: what about your boss? I bet he's Irish! what's his last name?
me: ooookay have a nice day bye!
#museums#museum work#I actually AM of Irish descent along with many other sub-ethnicities of White Person#like fifth-generation so pretty standard for a lot of Americans#obviously I don't claim any sort of Irish identity; we assimilated hard#but I feel like anything would have counted for this asshole#(I'm not like Offended- I have no grounds to be; I'm not Irish)#(I just think it's a tired joke)#(also there are areas here even now where you WILL get punched for it. just saying)
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im not terrible at math but im so fucking slow at it and any time pressure just makes my brain work less. However due to my enjoyment of beer ive grown quite proficient at calculating tips
#its a shame that due to the nature of a bar tab i always have to do math when im at my drunkest#but i generally just go well. 20 percent is one fifth so divide the total by five and round up if necessary just to be safe
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Is it that time of year again, already? đđđ
Birthday Data 2020
Birthday Data 2021
Birthday Data 2022
Birthday Data 2023
#star trek#star trek tng#tng#star trek the next generation#the next generation#data soong#star trek data#birthday data#I canât believe this is the fifth year of Birthday Data!#I also canât believe Iâm going to be 20 years old on Saturday đđâ¨
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the kitchen extended universe continues to materialise: it's lord "bet, bruh" and general "how fucking dare you", on their couch (it's definitely zhu's couch)
#the radiant emperor#she who became the sun#he who drowned the world#xu da#general ouyang#my art#are they. yknow. flatmates? in love? bickering abt coffee vs tea? trying to persuade zhu not to have her fifth monster energy drink at 2am?#i mean. ouyang isn't rly trying to persuade her. he's just sitting there looking at zhu's eye twitching a little
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put jeff the killer and an overwhelming sense of dread with holiday cheer into a 1980s music video and see what happens
#on the fifth day slendermus the smiling dog gave to me: russian sleep experiment#randomly generated tumblr posts#random number generation#randomly generated#randomly generated posts#programming#python idle#python#python script#gimmick verse#gimmick blog#gimmick account#into the gimmickverse#jeff the killer#creepypasta#creepy pasta#overwhelming sense of dread#holiday cheer#holiday countdown#80s music videos#80s music#80s#1980s music video#1980s#1980s music#experiment#smiling dog#slenderman#creepypasta fandom#the russian sleep experiment
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the only evidence you have left that you were ever a person.
if you spent it, you wouldnât even be able to buy a whole croissant.
#so fucked up that all they get to keep is the coinâŚ#a coin exactly like thousands of others. completely and utterly generic. nothing at all to distinguish it from any other#and itâs all they have. the only proof they have that they were real. that they were someone once#every memory. every experience. every piece of that world they left to rot all concentrated into a single silver coin#everything they were. everything they used to have. everything they used to be.#itâs enough to buy a fifth of a pastry.#art#digital art#fanart#isat#in stars and time#isat loop#original post#sol arts
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#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#I know I know he was pretending to be the fifth advisor and he was giving us general academic answers only#so it could've been a case of 'you know nothing little child lemme solasplain the world you live in'#as a guide to a player that doesn't remember stuff / is playing the game for the first time#but like#why call it chantry superstition then?#that's clearly a formed opinion he's giving to quisi#and he doesn't contradict his words when she says 'it's just a mean to an end'#(is this a critical? lol)#(I'm genuinely trying to understand this man but the real informations he gave us in the previous game sometimes don't match with-#-what he's saying in this game. I actually like solas SO FAR lol)#I'll tag the#solas critical#anyway. because I'm being nitpicky and that's on me
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peach pit
[ID : a chubby skywing dragon named Pyrite, who has yellowish-orange scales with a lighter yellow underbelly and dark freckles across her scales, resembling the inside of a peach. she has a crest of dark spines along the back of her neck and on the tip of her tail, antler-like horns, her body is dappled with scars, and she wears a cord around her neck like a choker. she is sitting down, facing towards the left, with her wings held open and an uncertain expression on her face. the background is a teal rectangle with white peach blossoms overlayed on top of it. END ID]
#thinking a lawttt about how pyrite was described to be the same color as a peach a lot#the freckles as described in the id are supposed to make her look like the inside of a peach#she has scars all over her body bc she was enchanted to be really clumsy so i would imagine she would be constantly getting hurt by acciden#her feet [and other skywing feet] have a fifth toe on the back kinda like raptor claws that they use for balance and grabbing things#in winter turning the original pyrite[?] was described to have black eyes so i gave her really big pupils -#- that would probably make her eyes look black head-on#she has lil bear ears btw !! i think skywings and icewings have bear ears bc theyre smaller and wont get cold as easily . also theyre cute#i just thought the crest of spines would look cute but then i realized the resemblance to icewing spikes so i added them to the tail too#the antler horns looking like icewing reindeer horns also wasnt intentional i just wanted them to look unique -#- instead of the generic straight horns or curved i usually give skywings#i think âshe has quite a bit of icewing remnants left over despite the spell actually#like i would imagine her fire is weaker than the other skywings and would be a lot less hotter#she also instinctively isnt used to skywing proportions hence why shes sitting the way she is with her legs all weird and wings not closed#other than that shes rather boring and isnt very flamboyant bc i think scarlet would think she doesnt deserve it#i dont really have any other design notes everything was added last second or by complete accident gafksndkxk#I JUST REALIZED THE THUMB ON HER WING IS BACKWARDS . I WAS WONDEIRN WHY IT LOOKED WEIRD CKJFMCJXNX#whatever im not fixing it. suffer with me#đ#wings of fire skywing#wings of fire#wings of fire pyrite#og my GODDD tumblr eated the wuality on this one real bad wtfff
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i come from a long line of people who have never been able to shut up a single day in their lives. a powerful yapperâs dynasty
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Attack of the clones belongs to the girls.â¤đ¸đ
#late for aotc release anniversary#attack of the clones in general belongs to the girls with mullet obi padaani padmes sunset lake dress the picknick and anidala wedding#the weddingđâ¤#their wedding is the most beautiful and majestic movie wedding ever created i can never see it too often đ
đ¸#i gotta hang it up my wall in wall life size as tapestry#mullet space jesus obi đ#the picknicks their cute datesâ¤#padmes wardrobe in this movieđ¸#*edit ani looks so pregnant and obi being the proud father in the fifth gifđĽş#star wars prequels#star wars#obi wan kenobi#mullet obi wan supremacy#star wars fandom#attack of the clones#space jesus#anakin skywalker#padmĂŠ amidala#anakin and padme#anidala
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J-20 Mighty Dragon
#china#chinese#People's Liberation Army Air Force#PLAAF#J-20#J-20 Mighty Dragon#Chengdu J-20#stealth fighter#air superiority fighter#fifth-generation fighter aircraft#jet fighter
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