#fh:jy

[stacy-fakename]

Fans:Aelwyn got her job because of the Time Quangle! She’s warped through time from the future! She would NEVER leave Adaine without saying goodbye! And there’s no way she could have gotten a teaching job that quickly! So it had to be time travel!

Aelwyn:Yeah, so I blackmailed the principal to let me teach because I could not stand Jawbone making me think about my emotions. Sorry Adaine, you can come over sometimes ig

[queencaramilflinda]

If I had a nickel for every time a teenage girl in the world of Fantasy High sacrificed her blue-skinned best friend to further the goals of the evil faculty member she has aligned herself with, I would have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[theangelofthewaters]

Me when I’ve been saying that junior year wasn’t needed if the cast didn’t feel like playing teens any more but the announcement of said season has had me more active than I’ve been in months

[madeofstardustandmagic]

the joke of "NounNoun NounNoun" as a replacement for kipperlilly copperkettle will never not be funny to me. that is it. that's comedy.

[madamegoodparty]

In preparation for FH:JY tomorrow (!!!), I rewatched the Foundry episode where Lou and Brennan fully stated out Chungledown Bim, and I think these are strong contenders for the best expressions they've ever made

And here are some other choice moments I just had to share

[tragicsapphic]

my reaction to the new fantasy high trailer

[aceacebaby1]

I like how we're introducing high school cliques in fantasy high tbh

[fagueroth-faeth]

in spyre, your casting ability is directly correlated to the quality of your eyesight, which is why riz got glasses and immediately became a caster

[tubes-and-dice]

jace I don’t feel good. help.

[attorney-anon-offtopic]

Between now and the end of FH:JY, I will not be apologizing for the level of obsession I will have re- Ayda.

[illusory-scripted]

i cant believe they'd Freebird car chase Fantasy High: Junior Year Episode Fucking ONE

[stacy-fakename]

On the one hand, fuck Kipperlilly for killing Buddy. On the other hand, I am now 110% on her side after hearing Augefort say “anyone who tried hard instead of doing something stupid is an idiot”. The Rat Grinders may be evil, but this school is arguably worse. It simultaneously punishes anyone not able to meet its standards, but also punishes anyone who does meet those standards. The moral of this season is:Arthur Augefort should NOT be running a school.

[queencaramilflinda]

Fantasy High Junior Year is over, so here is the updated version of the Bad Kids extended family tree/relationship chart! It is extremely complicated. This was a wild ride to make, but I have listed an FAQ/explanation of my methodology below the cut.

Methodology/FAQ:

"You forgot XYZ" I left out a few specific types of people (described below), but if there is anyone who falls outside of these categories that I forgot feel free to lmk!

I only included relationships that were explicitly canon. Nothing only implied or hinted at was charted

I did not include any relationships that are one off comments/scenes or bits that were never followed up on

I did not include any relationships with weird consent issues (I.E. Fig and the adult men she kissed or Riz and Baron)

Tertiary characters (such as the parents of NPC significant others) were not included due to distance from main family tree and wanting to keep the diagram from getting too cluttered

I couldn't figure out how to represent Garthy being the child of a former incarnation of Ayda so I just left it off

Sklonda and Gorthalax have not been mentioned to be dating within junior year as far as I can remember, so I put a question mark between them

It was implied Kristen and Tracker might get back together, so I put a question mark between them

searching how to include a clone in a family tree yielded no helpful results, so I did my best with K2

Similarly, trying to represent a failed polyamorous relationship between Sandralynn and the Dawns was difficult

[theangelofthewaters]

Y’all Brennan said “say hi intrepid heroes “ and I almost cried. We are so fucking back baby !!!!

[greenlandpissshark]

Aelwyn Abernant is so Making The Bed by Olivia Rodrigo coded !!

Like:

Want it, so I got it, did it, so it's done

Another thing I ruined I used to do for fun

Another piece of plastic I could just throw away

Another conversation with nothing good to say

I thought it, so I said it, took it 'cause I can

Another day pretendin' I'm older than I am

Another perfect moment that doesn't feel like mine

Another thing I forced to be a sign

Well, sometimes I feel like I don't wanna be where I am

Gettin' drunk at a club with my fair-weather friends

Push away all the people who know me the best

But it's me who's been making the bed

I'm so tired of bein' the girl that I am

Every good thing has turned into something I dread

And I'm playin' the victim so well in my head

But it's me who's been making the bed

Me who's been making the bed

Pull the sheets over my head

Making the bed

And every night, I wake up from this one recurrin' dream

Where I'm drivin' through the city and the brakes go out on me

I can't stop at the red light, I can't swerve off the road

I read somewhere it's 'cause my life feels so out of control

And I tell someone I love them just as a distraction

They tell me that they love me like I'm some tourist attraction

They're changin' my machinery and I just let it happen

I got the things I wanted, it's just not what I imagined

Wtf !!!!!!

[madamegoodparty]

Tfw you realize we're gonna get a WHOLE SEASON of Fig and Ayda being girlfriends