#female spartan

[itsalwaysgarytime]

"KEEP RUNNING! We're going to get our cadence down right before we stop! Now from the top!" Didn't think so many people (on Twitter) would fall for the April Fools post... felt kinda bad. So have this to rectify it!

[texd41reborn2022]

The Babysitter

[athleticperfection1]

San Jose State swim legend!

[nocternalrandomness]

[biomecharnotaurus]

At times I'm like "maybe I should have a variant of Sam with longer hair, it looks cool with the chunky armor" but again, I don't know how much he can get away with it.

Designing canon-based male Spartans makes your creative options very limited lol

[poptartportfolio]

He thought it'd be relatable, Sarge!

[cybersoldier82]

So I uh…attained a new pred crush today and uh…well…

I NEED YALL TO HEAR ME OUT OK

i like evil wamon and she’s an evil wamon…I also like vore….think y’all can put 2 and 2 together HDHSB

[silence-of-autumn42]

Trying to find Star Wars fanfics to read can be hard, because I have to ask every time whether the story is going to end up being weird about the New Mandalorians, and Satine Kryze in particular

[greekbros]

"greek-Bros": Out-gaying the city state.

Athenian incel: oh yes I believe in homosexuality, the strong, deep love between men is a beautiful thing.. especially if the ages are very different..yes.. lovely .... EXCEPT WHEN WOMEN DO IT THAT'S GROSS CONDEMN THOSE OVARIES WITH LEGS TO THE KITCHEN! Their only sole purpose is to make me my gyro.

Spartan Chad: *twerks in militarized bisexuality and weaponized feminism* I got a wife who has a girlfriend at home to keep her company while I'm away AND I have a beloved bro to keep me company.

Thebeian Chad: *twerks in extreme militarized gay* I'm a self-sufficient warrior who is willing to die for his country and his fellow man! I love and cherish my comrades and I highfive the ladies for extra support!

Athenian incel: STAHP MAKING US LOOK BAD!

Spartan Chad: I'm not the one being sad, alone AND wet.

Thebeian Chad: Yeah, learn to love yourself bro.

*Spartans and Thebes continue to twerk lbgtingly*

Athenian: RRREEEEEEE!!!!!!

*At Olympus*

Zeus: ....why are they fighting about sexuality again it's not a contest it's a feature for goodness sakes. Everyone should be respectful around here after all I made them...well Prometheus did...but I supervised.

Athena: FATHER HERACLES AND DIONYSUS WONT STOP OBSCENELY SHAKING THEIR BACKSIDES TO ME!!!!

Heracles and Dionysus: *twerking in support of Sparta and Thebes*

[siofra-river]

Looking at what-could-bes for how female Spartans are portrayed…

[kitsune024]

 Halo & Mass Effect Fanfiction Crossover

Enduring the Flames of War by Masterdude21

A joint Asari-Turian operation salvaged a "package" from a derelict wreckage in the Terminus Systems, whereupon they release a force of war beyond their reckoning. Hoping to avoid another war, Commander Shepard recruits the "package" into her team. A simple act of kindness, unwittingly paving the way for a clash unlike the galaxy has ever seen. Fate directs the flames of war.

Chapters: 50/?

[itsalwaysgarytime]

More Commissions I've received of Quiver Wasp. 1. Sotchosis 2. R62_Art 3. DrakkaiArt 4. Mootium Along with the collection of all the art of Quiver Wasp by other artists (So Far.)

[athleticperfection1]

Michigan State Gymnastics

[supbro50000]

Sassy Spartan II

Alisa-186

@spartan-ii-186

[gotstabbedbyapen]

This post just kicked my nerdy nerve, and I will make it everyone's problem. But I'm not a mythology expert and will be rambling BS here, so take it with a mountain of salt.

Scholars have agreed that Hyacinthus is a pre-Hellenic deity with a shrine in Amyclae. And as the theory suggested, he wasn't worshipped alone and had a "wife" or female counterpart.

When the Spartans conquered the town of Amyclae, they introduced their gods to the locals. They replace Hyacinthus' original "wife" with Apollo and fuse them into one cult, worshipping them as Apollo-Hyakinthos (Apollo is a homewrecker who knew)

But who is Hyacinthus' original wife?

There wasn't much information to draw from, but we can study the pattern with the siblings/spouses duo in Greek mythology. Kronos-Rhea and Zeus-Hera are brother and sister AND husband and wife. Even Artemis and Apollo were derived from a married deity couple.

And who is Hyacinthus' most popular sister, one who was probably worshiped in the same shrine as him? Polyboea.

(There are versions where Daphne is Hyacinthus' sister, but I don't use her because she is more well-known as a daughter of a river god.)

So, from this siblings/spouses pattern, it is possible that Polyboea was Hyacinthus' "wife" and female counterpart. They were probably the original patron couple of Amyclae. But when the town became part of Sparta, Apollo took Polyboea as Hyacinthus' partner even when Hyacinthus was watered down into a mortal/demigod hero.

ok I’m so sorry but personifying the theory that Apollo replaced Hyacinthus’ wife in mythos once he gained worship in Amyclae is SO FUNNY. Hyacinthus literally be like *gesturing to this strange, war-torn, intense & VERY VERY TALL man that suddenly appeared* “this is Apollo he ate my wife and is now my wife I love him so much <33” AND HE’S LIKE “yes I am his wife of course I’ve been his wife the whole time why would you say that I love my uhhhh husband so much” (covered in blood. From The War)

[poptartportfolio]

Rude question, next!