#female spartan

[itsalwaysgarytime]

"KEEP RUNNING! We're going to get our cadence down right before we stop! Now from the top!" Didn't think so many people (on Twitter) would fall for the April Fools post... felt kinda bad. So have this to rectify it!

[texd41reborn2022]

The Babysitter

[athleticperfection1]

San Jose State swim legend!

[biomecharnotaurus]

At times I'm like "maybe I should have a variant of Sam with longer hair, it looks cool with the chunky armor" but again, I don't know how much he can get away with it.

Designing canon-based male Spartans makes your creative options very limited lol

[poptartportfolio]

He thought it'd be relatable, Sarge!

[cybersoldier82]

So I uh…attained a new pred crush today and uh…well…

I NEED YALL TO HEAR ME OUT OK

i like evil wamon and she’s an evil wamon…I also like vore….think y’all can put 2 and 2 together HDHSB

[silence-of-autumn42]

Trying to find Star Wars fanfics to read can be hard, because I have to ask every time whether the story is going to end up being weird about the New Mandalorians, and Satine Kryze in particular

[greekbros]

"greek-Bros": Out-gaying the city state.

Athenian incel: oh yes I believe in homosexuality, the strong, deep love between men is a beautiful thing.. especially if the ages are very different..yes.. lovely .... EXCEPT WHEN WOMEN DO IT THAT'S GROSS CONDEMN THOSE OVARIES WITH LEGS TO THE KITCHEN! Their only sole purpose is to make me my gyro.

Spartan Chad: *twerks in militarized bisexuality and weaponized feminism* I got a wife who has a girlfriend at home to keep her company while I'm away AND I have a beloved bro to keep me company.

Thebeian Chad: *twerks in extreme militarized gay* I'm a self-sufficient warrior who is willing to die for his country and his fellow man! I love and cherish my comrades and I highfive the ladies for extra support!

Athenian incel: STAHP MAKING US LOOK BAD!

Spartan Chad: I'm not the one being sad, alone AND wet.

Thebeian Chad: Yeah, learn to love yourself bro.

*Spartans and Thebes continue to twerk lbgtingly*

Athenian: RRREEEEEEE!!!!!!

*At Olympus*

Zeus: ....why are they fighting about sexuality again it's not a contest it's a feature for goodness sakes. Everyone should be respectful around here after all I made them...well Prometheus did...but I supervised.

Athena: FATHER HERACLES AND DIONYSUS WONT STOP OBSCENELY SHAKING THEIR BACKSIDES TO ME!!!!

Heracles and Dionysus: *twerking in support of Sparta and Thebes*

[siofra-river]

Looking at what-could-bes for how female Spartans are portrayed…

[kitsune024]

 Halo & Mass Effect Fanfiction Crossover

Enduring the Flames of War by Masterdude21

A joint Asari-Turian operation salvaged a "package" from a derelict wreckage in the Terminus Systems, whereupon they release a force of war beyond their reckoning. Hoping to avoid another war, Commander Shepard recruits the "package" into her team. A simple act of kindness, unwittingly paving the way for a clash unlike the galaxy has ever seen. Fate directs the flames of war.

Chapters: 50/?

[beatrack92]

Leah Falland (Michigan State)

2015 Jesse Owens Classic (Columbus, OH)

[itsalwaysgarytime]

More Commissions I've received of Quiver Wasp. 1. Sotchosis 2. R62_Art 3. DrakkaiArt 4. Mootium Along with the collection of all the art of Quiver Wasp by other artists (So Far.)

[athleticperfection1]

Michigan State Gymnastics

[supbro50000]

Sassy Spartan II

Alisa-186

@spartan-ii-186

[poptartportfolio]

Rude question, next!

[cybersoldier82]

Tagging @theprotectivepred @cuddle-2-electric-boogaloo and @lizard-shifter-chaos for this post lol, just some dialogue from pred!Glados bc why not

“It’s funny, you were fighting so hard just a moment ago, and you still are, just not by much, growing tired are we?”

“I honestly don’t understand what made you think this would help you, you’re stuck in there little thing, stuck for as long as I see fit.”

“Not that you’re in any danger or anything like that, quite the opposite, you’re very much safe inside me, much to your surprise I would assume.”

“I need you alive anyway, can’t run any tests without my star subject now can I?~”

‘Or watch you smile whenever you actually complete one, you adorable little thing you’

“Though I do enjoy your little movements, as faint as they’ve become. It’s quite nice having you in there you know, having your cat sized form squirm and struggle, even if said struggling is lessening over time”

“I think it’s time you stopped this senseless writhing and rest, you’ll need the energy for the next test, rest up little thing, see you when you wake up.”

(Also wanted to give a quick thanks for all the followers as of late, I know I don’t post often but I appreciate you all, thank you for tagging along on this journey, let’s see if we can get to 300 by the end of the year >:3)