#female ramser’ika

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*baby Keida toddles along, tentatively*

Crosshair: *to Delana* Look, hon.

Crosshair: The baby’s taking her first—

Baby Keida: *runs up and strangles Asher*

Crosshair: …Life.

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Crosshair taking lil miss Keida out grocery shopping

Crosshair: *holding Kiki’s hand whilst they stroll along*

Keidala: *sudden epiphany* *gasps* I WANT A BLASTER WITH A SILENCER.

Crosshair: Alright. If it’s on sale.

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Crosshair and miss Keida eating out at a diner

Waitress: Police and kids five and under eat free! :)

*Crosshair, discreetly nudging his 6-year-old*

Keida: I’m a police.

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Sniper babies according to Delana:

Delana: First child (Asher): Love. Sweet kisses. Sticky hugs. Laughter. Cuteness. Joy. More hugs. Adventure. Mini-me. Mini-Crosshair. Crosshair’s smile. Silly dancing. Dressing up. Snuggle bunny. Drawing bunnies. Mac and Cheese. Blue’s Clues. Drawings for the fridge. Paper ships. I'll have one more of these, please.

Delana: Second child (Keidala): Rabid monkey climbing walls. Opening cabinets. Undoubtedly preparing for world domination. Escape artist. Crosshair’s scowl. Chess snobbism. Running. Running faster. Green marker self-tattoos. Hugs are for the weak. Ripping leaves off plants and showering them on the cat. Murder on the brain. Screaming.

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Keidala assertively telling her teacher, “You know, I just don’t think my learning needs are being met here.”

It’s day three of kindergarten.

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Keida and her papa Cross. XD

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Keida reminds me of the fish that tells Nemo and his friends about the “butt” that is actually a boat but confidently tells everyone it’s called a “butt” lol. Like she’s totally incorrect and yet has so much confidence that everyone (near or around her age) just believes her. Like she’ll tell kids at school about all the space worms and Krayt dragons her dad slayed back in the old days and tell everyone completely ridiculous stories but she’s got so much confidence and excitement in her voice that all the other kids believe her… and then the teacher tells crosshair and Dee about Keira’s stories she tells everyone and they just look at each other like 😯🤔 Lololol

HAHA I love it. Yes that is miss Keida. She has her dad’s penchant for dramatic flair. She can’t help it.

Yeah everyone at school knows Keida LOL they all go up to Asher like “Bro your sister said this _____?” and Asher’s just like “Yeah.😒” 😂😂❤️

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Literally cannot get over the fact that op made Crosshair’s baby girl with whiteish blonde hair before I ever even said that Keidala’s hair is light, also this is definitely how he would hold her, I just love this so much.

I should post some art or something

inspired but @a-lil-perspective's dad!batch posts

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Lil! I’ve been thinking about this recently: how do the Huntlings get along with Keida, especially when she’s older?

(Sorry I am late answering this.<3) They would get along great. Despite Keida being born after many Huntlings, she very much takes up the leadership role. She’s a very take-charge-no-nonsense gal. Her cousins love how unapologetic she is. She’s like a female version of their Uncle Cross. Of course they love her to pieces. <3

Also she’s got a really unique (and somewhat morbid?) sense of play. She always keeps the girls on their toes. Hunter’s girls are a little more carefree, always leading with their hearts, while Keida takes a more cool and collective approach, she’s incredibly witty, and the girls find that she always has something new to bring to the table. And of course when she loses her sight when she’s older she’s even more sagely. Just very unique.

The Huntlings did not dote on baby Keida like they did baby Ashow, however. <3 Baby Keida would not have it. XD Keida is the Boss.

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Keida anyone tries to hug her.

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Keida being a detective as a side gig and making Jude be her lil sidekick.

Keida: Baby bro, we have a bona fide Scooby Doo case on our hands. Jude, say jinkies.

Jude (3 y.o): Jinkies!

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Based on true events due to my older siblings antics when I was little:

*Cross and Dee going to the kitchen after hearing a loud thud*

Keida, whispering: Sh, don’t cry! If you don’t tell mom and dad I’ll give you this lollipop

Jude, sniffling: 🥺…ok *takes lollipop*

😂😂Entirely accurate scenario for the sniper babies. Poor Jude is easy to appease despite being constantly terrorized.😂❤️

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keida is anya forger confirmed

Sydney I am literally so glad you got that reference. You get me.

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One of the sniper babies.

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Crosshair has definitely called his bebos his “spawns” before lol.

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Other Parents vs Crosshair

I told you sniper baby shenanigans.

• Seeing your child pointing a gun

Other Parents: Oh my God, put that down, PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW, where did you even get that—!!??

vs

Crosshair: *not even glancing up from his paper* Keida, don’t shoot your brothers, it’s nine in the morning.