#sniper shenanigans

[a-lil-perspective]

Keida being a detective as a side gig and making Jude be her lil sidekick.

Keida: Baby bro, we have a bona fide Scooby Doo case on our hands. Jude, say jinkies.

Jude (3 y.o): Jinkies!

[qoppybirdie]

today on mother base eli drops a diss track to the world🔥

audio source

[scrunckled-idiot]

tiny y/n sitting on top of snipers hat?

shhhhhhh... they eeping...

[lunastars21]

FANG GANG, LET ME SEE YOUR HOOLIGAN HEADCANONS OR ART PLEASE I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THEM

[flame2ashes]

The Assist AU is real and is happening in my personalized copy of Mass Effect: Legendary Edition

[officialbananabro]

hey girls look at this whiteboard I did

[tavernofdragons]

Alrighty....

Gmod shenanigans

And bonus...

Pyrobot being cute

[skauni]

You guys saw it first

[rainderthesomeone]

Meet the Blu team.

this is a list of the headcannons I have for Blu team.

the main head cannon is that there all biological clones of RED team thanks to red Medic taking samples of all there blood and discarding the genetic improperly.

Blu team personality’s

Blue scout is aware that he’s a clone. Makes fun of Red team for having debt due to the phd’s and for dealing with their taxes.

Blue Demo Man is a multitasker that can only multitask. Doesn’t like doing one thing at a time. Does most of the errands. Likes fast food and thinks homemade meals take too long.

Blue Sniper is as mentally unstable as Red sniper, but Red sniper knows how to keep his cool to a degree, Blu sniper dose not, he tends to lash out on the nearest object or person when angered, hates red sniper with a burning passion and throws hissy fits from time to time, tries to prove hes better in everyway compared to red sniper, go's out of his way to hunt red sniper during battle.

Blue Spy is miserable because he has over 50 allergies to think about and he struggles with enjoying things because almost everything reminds him of them. Because of this he dedicates his life to making others as miserable as he is.

Blue engineer has average smarts, meaning that he struggles to do his complicated tasks on the job. So he barely tries, making most people think he’s a lovable but empty-headed idiot who lucks out on the job.

Blue Pyro can speak and its not a pleasent voice, has a channel on Man-Tube (which is mann cos tv channel where they advertise stuff somehow blu pyro got a hold of his own station on there) where he talks about different kinds of games, from board-games that have extremely convoluted mechanics to the deer kind of game. He probably has a megaphone for his to yell out of, but he forgets to bring it 80% of the time, is a graffiti artist and vandalizes reds base everytime he gets.

Blue Heavy misunderstands a lot of words when said aloud. For example, when someone calls the Administrator a bitch, he thinks that the Administrator is a witch making death potions. He also likes Rams because he thinks that all they do is ram into things. He brings Trail mix wherever he goes. Blue Demo Man likes this, Blue Spy hates it.

I’ve already said stuff about Blue Scout, but I have more. He’s the source of Blue Team’s absurd amount of stolen IDs because he know they are clones that can’t buy their own things. Everyone else just thinks this is a hobby of his.

Blu Medic, is the calmest collected mind on his team, he is pretty sane and stable, hes cold and calculated though but has a soft spot for Blu Engineer, do to this calm and sane demeanor hes a pacifist and dose not fight instead he hides behind his team, do to being so peaceful hes a target for red medic who wants to study him and know why he looks like him.

Blu Soldier, hes the complete opposite of red soldier, he still has that drill sergeant personality but has normal smarts and battle filed smarts, making him the automatic leader of blu team, mostly due to him being the perfected clone blutarch and his scientists wanted.

Extras.

When Blu team came out of there tubes and we’re fully developed, blutarchs head scientist told them all that they were found on the streets and or came from really horrid backgrounds and are being given a second chance at life by serving blutarch, pretty much there brainwashed into believing that, so much that a good majority of them praise Blutarch and are extremely loyal to him, only one that isn’t is Blu Engineer.

All of Blu team went under extreme training and mental exercises, most of the mental exercises were abusive and extremely brain damaging, which is why Blu heavy is not that bright, again this was all brainwashing.

The head scientist was tasked with overseeing there development and correcting them if needed, they wanted them to be complete opposites of the Red team and wanted them to be the perfect war machines, so keeping them in line was important.

Which means making examples out of some of them.

also credit gos to my friend for all of these ideas without them I would have no clue with what to do for some of them.

[star-critter-2-sonic-hq]

Okay, but Latino Fang HC meets Fimic|Mimack dynamic be like :

Fang saying "I love you" in Spanish to Mimic because he's aware that Mimic doesn't know much spanish and is taking advantage of that to express his feelings for him without actually confessing.

Every time Mimic tries to ask Fang what he's saying, he dodges the question, lmao

[ /silly ]

[scrunckled-idiot]

THIS IS WHY I HAVENT BEEN POSTING MUCH ART BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS BEHEMOTH OF A POSTFOR THE PAST MONTH AND A HALF!!!

an anon said I'm the backbone of tf2 gt content so like... that made me a very happi boi. so i thought i'd make some other tf2 g/t self insert stuff shenanigans aside from RIH :) have fun pookies. <3

ALSO THANKS TO MY WONDERFUL POOKIE @canisxx FOR HELPING ME WITH IDEAS! THE SKETCHES ARE THEIRS!

also i had loads of fun setting up the scenes and messing with lights btw :) learned a lot this was just so fun in general. 100% worth spending hours on sfm for over a month👍

(i think we can tell who i made this one for ⬆️)

(*cough cough* i'll take g/t requests *cough cough* but let me have a break first pls)

[lunastars21]

not a fan of reblogging, but i hc Fang has hematophobia (aka bloodphobia) which is why he uses cork guns. poor boi fainted when he got a papercup once rip

AWWW! THE POOR MAN

That's a very nice headcanon!!! :000

[knizuu]

Day 24: Modern Vampire (Fangtober)

Jeffery: WTH ARE YOU DRESSING AS?? THE HEART OF THE CARDS?

Fang: A Modern Vampire lmao

[star-critter]

Incorrect Fimic / Mimack quotes because I'm bored.

Incorrect Quote Generator

[tabikato]

Going to eventually draw these but in game, if you ever find a Scout that says "MY WIFE" in text chat while running to a specific Sniper...

Or a Scout that goes "OFFENSE TEAM!" and tries to jock headbutt every Soldier and Pyro...

Say Hi if you wanna.

[dorenarox]

11/10 best Medic girlfriend, even trashtalks the guy I killed. :3